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- čas přidán 20. 07. 2024
- Do you ever have an absolutely terrible idea and then use it as an excuse to force thousands of people to do menial tasks for your own sick amusement. Well I have them all the time!
SO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE TEST! Well you can do that here: / discord
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If you want to be a wonderful guinea pig and participate in my test tomorrow ahead of the stream this weekend then you can do so here: discord.gg/J6dAz45ntq
And The Stream czcams.com/users/liver8fJtFZ4YwQ?feature=share
@@thespiffingbrit I sadly cannot join for my Minecraft is bugged and won't allow me to play online. Have a nice day
*a house is not a home without wilkins coffee*
Hi. Where did you get your avatar? Were you inspired by bob lennon?
You sound a bit like internet historian but with more bass =_=
Can i Join on ps5
"Nobody has ever thought to test the limits of human stupidity" Spiff should take a few history lessons...
No. They tested human stupidity. Spiff is aiming for the top. The utter limit
@@nemesissombria yeah, they've tested that too.
That wasn't what they were testing, that's just what they found.
They've tested the limit repeatedly. The problem is the results have always exceeded any form of measurement.
Hell, Brexit wasn't even that long ago..
I guess thats one way to level the world, get a bunch of other people to do it. And they will come, like rich people paying to work at a ranch
How to get rich:
Step 1. Buy a ranch
... Ohhh 😞
rich people don't so that, just those with a moderate amount of wealth who want to spend time around horses and cows...for some reason
Bro, even those of us who have land don't want that money, it's too much hassle. People who don't know what they're doing slow things down sooooo much. Teaching people how to do a job takes 3-4x longer than just doing it yourself. Longer if equipment is involved.
Now if they like weeding gardens or playing with animals, that could be arranged. Easy money in that case.
@@ilovefunnyamv2nd Rich people DO do that. For example: they'll pay some "sanctuary" out in Africa somewhere to be a glorified intern that shovels shit all day, but HEY they get to pet baby lions and take pics with them. I'm pretty sure that's what matthew meant
@@Solitude1990 exactly, it's like a vacation so they can brag about all their down to Earth "touching grass" experience for the next 20 years.
The children yearn for the mines.
the dream old as time itself
Nah, they're just dwarves
ROCK AND STONE
The children yearn fpr the scorched Earth
Pre stream check list:
- creeper farm
- sand duper
- tnt auto-crafter
World eater time
To mine blocks more efficiently of course 😏
You forgot the sugar cane farm, how do you forget that
@@Endermann111 yes of course. There could never be any adverse effects from dropping tnt onto a platform filled with willing participants
what about tnt duplication?
That's one way to prove the world is flat
Very creative interpretation.
This is the supervillain arc where someone FINALLY convinces one of them that the world ISN'T flat, and it breaks them, so they spend the rest of their lives trying to "fix" the world...
Even if the world isn't flat, we'll make it such it is
@@therobbu no need to get political
In Minecraft?
no man, irl
@@bambugameplays7567 leveling earth challenge XD
@@RudolfMaster. Flat earthers not accepting the world is round be like
No… in real life!
-Sam Hyde
No in CIV 6
🎵You flatten sixteen chunks, and what do you get?
Another Spiffsploit, and deeper regret.
Server, don't tell me the map you can't load,
I owe my soul to the Yorkshire gold.🎵
doo doo doo doo dode doodoo
Didn't expect to see Tennessee Ernie Ford here!
@@tomisabum now i need a full song damn it
@@traffeconein a Fandom full of fallout fans it was only a matter of time 😂 at least it wasn't the ink spots again 😅
Also, someone buy this man a beer lol😂
"No one has ever thought of testing the limits of human stupidity" yeah bc we've mathematically proven it's limitless
Count me in
Spifftopia 2?
soon tm this is a test ;)
@@thespiffingbrit You've turned into Blizzard? Using Soon™ so we can expect it, somewhere between tomorrow and the heatdeath of the universe...
@@livedandletdie more like DE
@@thespiffingbrit are cracked account alloyed ?
@@thespiffingbrit tm all ya gotta do is have numlock enabled, and then while holding the alt key, on a keypad press 0 1 5 3 in that order and ya get ™
p cool imo
Spiffing brit: "trying to use us as slaves"
We: lemme help you out
"No one has tested the limits of human stupidity"? Politicians: "Hold my beer"
Public: Hey! That's OUR beer! We told YOU to hold it when we went into the voting booth!
@@Prophes0r Florida man: "My Beer!?"
@@joepublic6765Yugoslavia man: "Our beer?"
@@skoshman1 ho ho ho happy 4th of July!
@@danniandersen5858 It's the 9th! Clearly someone did have a happy 4th. ;)
Spiff spawning a human bot farm ... who saw that coming. :D
Paypal? But that was about 4 days after the fact XD
Nobody sign up, then we can watch Spiff solo mine a billion blocks
speedrun here we come
Damn charlie wasnt kidding
holy moly big moist was right i scroll through ever one of your comments and found no bots
how
Critical wasn’t lying you actually have used various exploits and quantum mechanics to rid your videos of bot comments
Found one before seeing your comment. They just steal other comments.
@@whytho1690hard to manage when you have 4 M subs and regular viewers
@@seanmurry6903 Sorta. But I'm pointing more at YT than the 'tubers.
Holy shit Charlie is right. There are no bots here
Cries in bedrock.
As always an L for bedrock
I feel your pain comrade...
*Spontaneously combusts in bedrock*
I truly do not know if you are talking about the block or the version
Assuming you mean game edition if you own bedrock on pc you own Java on pc. (As of a relatively recent merge of game version purchase options).
Subscribers Are Perfectly Balanced With No Exploits
Toss me a "Praise Pravus" and I'll think about it
Is the baby old enough to dig in Minecraft yet?
@@IAmBaelOne way to find out!
@@IAmBael none are too young to escape spiff's mines
@@errorhostnotfound1165Yo 😂
@@errorhostnotfound1165 The children yearn for the mines
Hello Charlie viewers, thank you for sorting by new.
It’s genuinely crazy how there’s just no bots (for now). It’s the least we could expect from the great exploiter
Imagine a game of CK3 or EU4 where EVERY country is a player!
This is 100% a cover for something else
I can't believe spiff is trading early access to becoming his free labor force with being his free test labor force, early access peddling tea drinker.
Fun fact: The Scicraft server already succeeded in making a 64x64 chunk hole 5 years ago (about 1km^2)
I say water level is a good way to avoid a lot of extra work. Oceans, lakes and rivers are already flat.
But we like working
@@Joe-kc9gy Get sponebob in here and work em overtime
@@Joe-kc9gy plenty of mountains that will need leveling and caves that will need filling lol
@@bgonzales817 You forget that you do not only fight against the terrain, you fight against other people stupidity... The water level will not be flat for long...
Penguinz0 wants to know how you don’t have bots in your comments
Are you going to edge this stream or is it REALLY live in *some negative integer* mins?
@@KyryloKyrychenko edging rn
It's this weekend
Edging it makes it explode with popularity
He's caught on, run!
July 13th.
{:o:O:}
The beacons of Spifftopia! The beacons are lit! Spiffing calls for aid!
WELCOME TO THE MULTIPAPER CLUB
*takes a zip of COFFEE, makes a new world... use the Flat map function... done.
heretic!
*uses his best Greta impression: HOW DARE YOU
As a professional American/anti British person I have to agree
I need help making spiffs flat world vertical.
Whoa Spiff, buy me dinner first!
How do u keep the bots away ?
As a dutch guy, I am an avid fan of completely flattening a piece of land.
Time for the tea!!!!!
HELL YEAH, FREE LABOUR IN MINCRAFT
people using schematics and building a flatting nuke: you have underestimated me
Spif is so british so he decided to destroy the land he can't conquer
And Rohi... CZcams shall answer!
*the best part of waking up is folgers in your cup*
*worst
@@olivercharles2930 you obviously never woken up the right way
@@quantemwensday What, with incest?
Folgers makes Bourbon now?
@@olivercharles2930 is that how you people been doing it?
that explains so much
I love watching these kind of experiments, I remember watching a video doing this on a much smaller scale. I’m super exited to watch this
My farts are better than the spiffing brit's farts
Sounds like you're making a mod pack. That seems to be what most of them are (especially the challenge or hardcore packs) 20 years to make a bucket and your first born for a bucket.
he needs us!
I need you!
I watch through a potato with a screen that can barely handle 720p. But I watch with joy! Best of luck chaps! For Queenie, may she rule eternal from her perch above or below!
I love how you disguise a beta test for a server mod as... well... this!
I’m not home this weekend but excited to see how this goes
Hmm… on the one hand that sounds like a lot of work but on the other hand that seems like a lot of work
Unless people are willing to corporate with a world eater
I cant believe Spiff needs hundreds of people to childproof his minecraft world. Lol
Time to build a world water and a bedrock remover.
Hmm actually no bots
I can't, I have a wedding, I'm pissed.
I should have probably specified that I am not the one being wedded here, I am simply a guest going to one of my family members getting married. I am being made to go, and no is not a valid answer, and I've been told no laptop.
fr who needs marrying anyway 😭
Your not prioritising right. Weddings happen all the time. This is a once in a life time event!
Being pissed at your own wedding gives extra bonus points and memorable photos.
im running a DnD game, sadly im out as well
Forget it, hope I remember to wake up
The UK had a Leveling Up Minister. It only stands to reason that a Brit creates a department of Minecraft levellers.
I love how you're pushing the meta to the extreme. You're a legend, keep being awesome, Spiff!
I am liking and commenting on this video of my own free will. Thank you, Spiff.
I never knew Spiff made Minecraft content
I envy you, spifftopia became my comfort show
Spiff: (loses his all money)
Spiff after losing his money:
Are you aware, that the most british pub in the most british place ever, uses your youtube-logo as advertisement? "The Vault" lokated litteraly underneath the towerbridge in central London opposite to the tower of london? Its the best bub there is. If you are there order an "old fasioned" and an yorkshire tea. Both are realy good
Corgis or I’m leaving
This is Child Labor and I am 100% going to be a part of it. I have never been happier to be underage
The content of that voice lounge is impeccable
Me, an experienced Minecraft modder: *points at my flat world mod* "Duh!"
thats approx 268,435,456 blocks
light work
It's probably a lot closer to 200,000,000
@@davidmccormick4735 or 150M or even much less than that (terrain generally goes up to y64 unless mountains which are balanced out by enormous caves)
I did a double take when I saw the thumbnail
I literally just finished mining out one whole chunk with 3 of my friends about 10 minutes ago. No. Why. I don't want to mine out more chunks.
Wow there really isnt any bots here. What a breath of fresh air. 😤
Bro needs us so bad
It sounds like he is stuck.
You should help him get out.
@@Prophes0r I know what I must do, but I don’t know if I’m strong enough to do it
Hey spiff, what exploit makes your comment section usable?
I don't know what a chunk is but I'm definitely tuning in to watch you guys, for the tea-m
I better see lots of lava casts, lag machines, obsidian structures at build limit, and withers everywhere... all which help with flattening the world an no other reason... yeah...
Penguinz0 vid brought me here, checking the comments, how did you manage to not get toxic ass bots in your comment section
Charlie was right, there aren't any bots in here. Still that cancer will try to find a way around it.
1:28 Spiff somehow doesn't know about the US 2020 election
My prediction : lag machine within the first hour
What version?
Java 1.20.1-1.20.4
what are we breaking this time?
The world
@@someone4229 Good one. 👍
A server in theory, not sure if a server can handle loading every single chunk with 4000 people breaking blocks constantly.
@@andrewgreeb916 the lighting updates alone 🖥🔥
@@andrewgreeb916 depends more on the server honestly, If he actually plans for that to work properly with 4000 people I really don't want to know how much that one did cost.
Mining a minecraft server, a daunting task, indeed. Mining human stupidity, infinite amusement made to seem effortless by the British.
Spiff nailed the 3rd person movement of the average Minecraft CZcamsr
@thespiffingbrit Why are you not receiving bots in you replies?
you know automated mining machines exist if you have the redstone prowess required to make them. That's how mind crack or other similar servers typically accomplish that kind of thing. So you might have a harder time breaking an unofficial world record than you think
Heretic!
Mods, ban this guy
You are underestimating the power of thousands of filthy nerds slaving away for hours
Mods, D̴͓̲̫̠̖͚̩̘̣̘̅́͛͌͆͒͊̃͠͝E̷̡̨̛͔̻͙̼̞̰͖̓̓̂̀͐͊̇̚͠͝V̵̢̡̡̛̝̩͇̲̯̩̙̆͂͆͐̓Ȍ̴̧̞̟̯̲̹̪̞̣̭͇̇̇͌͗̐̐̋̀̏͝͝U̷̩͒͊̑̆̈̐̓͘Ŕ̴̛̮̜͓̇̂͛̂̔͐̏͑̔̃ this man
@Acevant Another one for the mods 👹
Yeah child laborers
I’ll be destroying stuff, IN MINECRAFT!
Spiff: - Let's make the world flat
Players: *breaking bedrock to make world void*
You got it spiff🫡
Thank you, sir. Because of you, I just ordered my first tin of Yorkshire tea.
Can see Y axis factions appearing lol
Sounds fun, Good luck!
The one weekend this summer where I have to go in for work 😭
I might be singing diggy diggy hole the entire time
"Nobody has ever thought to test the level of human stupidity" Really?!
WOW ! Good Luck ☘ on that , Can't wait to see the Results 😁👍🏻. SKK .
How do you sir have no bots when all of Brittania is Plagued?
One time I built an enormous automatic redstone sugarcane farm from the bedrock to max build height. It would create 64 or so stacks of sugarcane with a single button press but also lag most of the server. It looked really cool to jump down the middle. The server doesn't exist anymore but they saved the worlds to some files and gave me a copy of it.
This will be LEGENDARY
The griefing on this world is gonna be insane
It's tea or bust...and by bust I mean coffee...
Now get flattening!
I'm getting 2b2t chaos era flashbacks on this call.
Yeah. They'll be death sqauds running around.
I can't wait. This will be fun to see what happens.
RUMBLING, RUMBLING