Hat in Time Nyakuza Metro is fun
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- čas přidán 17. 05. 2019
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![A Hat In Time: The Empress [All Cutscenes]](/img/n.gif)
11:32 Straight fire, my dude.
Yaaaaas
LOL
YSSSSSS
Dude i want a full version
Song Name?
>Snatcher sees 50 hat kids turn up
>*confused screaming*
4th Hat kid : You in the wrong neighborhood now Mr. Snatcher
no,he not confused screaming
he in agony trying to find exit from this universe.
*grabs Snatcher form all the hat kids* How many souls do you have Snatchy?
@@samurexatlas7373 *Shoots to sam*
No,get out from this universe shipper.
and dont call SHADOW god shatchy.
@@user-og4sc7fx8v Well when you help him you can call him what you want, so *BOOP!*
Hat Kid: *Almost gets run over*
Also Hat Kid: *Claps immediately*
Dauren Ledergufher what’s the sauce
AsturicaX
1:01
More like a *Cat* in Time, amirite fellas?
I'm not sorry.
More like Cat in *Crime*
Amirite fellers?
Why
...
Felines*
XDXDXD😂😅🤣👌🤣😂😅😂😂🤣😂
*wow this new Cyberpunk 2077 leak looks really good*
*E3 alarm goes off*
@@the-royal-chef not anymore
This game looks better then Cyberpunk lmaoooo
@@KattalystFr i mean, it is
I agree, except for the player character whose face is alternating jpegs
Me: Trying to enjoy an adorable game
Jfj: toes
AND THIS
GOD DAMM IT
12:44
_SEE INTENSIFIES*_
15:18
"Help has joined the online party!"
*Game crashes*
15:18*
No I think babby mode crashed it
To represent it in text:
Babby m-
*CRASH*
"egg" in the description = quality content
egg
egg
egg
QUALITY CONTENT!!!
( someone had to do it )
@@Autistic_Overload egg
Hat Kid: *Almost get run over the train*
Also Hat Kid: "Oh mi gosh"
It was a cute cat train
Hat kid: You... You... DOUBLE PECKER
Empress: :0
:0
:0
*srpelo gasp*
Empress: *offended.jpeg*
>:0
"Who do you work for?"
A demon that lives in a forest and I really just want my time pieces back, they could break or make timelines.
Snatcher's new face: Blackface
@@plugfingerintobunghole Blackface?
because im black
@@plugfingerintobunghole I will give you Bow Girl's soul for an N-word pass.
@@samurexatlas7373 seals the deal
Damn. When JFJ wants to, he can throw down some sick lyrics.
how much money do i have to pay to get a full version of that rap for the peace and tranquility song
yeah exactly, give us the *s a u c e* jfj!
Uhh 50$
JFJ I'll pay $70 for a vinyl of that song
JFJ where do I stick my bills in?
@@thejfj please make a peace and tranquility song like have a have a like goal or sub goal please that little bit that you sang was so good
*"Hey kiddo ya like trans rights?"*
*-Foot Fungus 2019*
This city has a really pretty vaporwave aesthetic
Yes and i like it
Synthwave is what you're looking for. Vaporwave is more pastel based colours.
@Ømega ! Autocorrect.
It isn't fucking vaporwave
16:17 There comes the man who one might say.. Started it all, round of applause!
With the time stopper hat i made it all the way to the door of the jewelry store before she hit me...
wait what if the cat has aimbot???? that explains insta kill (even though aimbot is for shooting, but eh close enough.) also if you use time stop hat after attacking her and then leave the stage will you dodge or will she murder you????
@@woomyiism we may never know.
The Empress has left the game (Banned by VAC)
@@woomyiism She will always kill you no matter how far u go, pretty bs
_Oh no why does The Empress have a hot voice._
[EDIT] YOO she's the VA for Valentine from Skullgirls!
*i know, its w e i r d*
HOT
i knew i heard that voice somewhere else, especially when she's getting mad
She voices Ragyo from Kill la Kill too! :D
Ravioli Ravioli
_Do not sass the neko loli_
We have a cat themed DLC, now we need a dog themed DLC.
no we have seals and cats, I think it's good enough.
We need egg themed dlc
Necrozma Productions
We got water doggos already tho
@@droideka1890 Haha haaaa....Necrozma. XD
what about a bird themed.... ohhhhhh :c
*Hippity Hoppity your soul is now my property.*
Hat kid: well yes, but really no
Your profile picture is not something I was prepared to see
Nyakuza Metro? More like...
*_NYAKUZA KIWAMI_*
It says on the manhole: Kiwami means Extreme.
KIRYUU CHANN!!!
They need to remake all of the story lines but full on animations
Boy this game would be famous ASF
A hat in time: a kickstarter that didn’t disappoint
Why is this game so cute
because hat kid
Because it is
JFJ: Master Shifu, haven't heard that since Xiaolin showdown.
You uncultured swine, that's kung fu panda!
Well done on knowing about Xiaolin showdown though.
The fact that you putted "Peace abd Tranquality" at the end makes me very happy.
Putted? You mean pootis?
@@GudJobb inserted if you want to say like that, I cant really find the correct word. Oof
@@dumitrumahu5791 well the actual word is simply "put", but that was just a -terrible- joke
4:20 You know you do JFJ don't lie.
Too many people are offended at a cartoon foot. I just went ahead and changed it.
was that like, a thing that was happening? why???
wtf
it didn’t feel like a joke when you said it, more like you were masking your own opinions with a comedic voice. :/
people... got offended by that? fucking what
What the fuck? Way to blow things out of proportion. It's pretty clear you actually think that it is a disease, and I was simply putting it in perspective. Chill.
6:57 87% of halo 3 odst
I don't get it and I played odst please explain
@@landonburgess3766 lies you trinna trick.me
@@somerandompeep7017 shit, you got me.
I didn’t get it at first because you placed the time stamp right after it happened, not during it
_smug_
_delinquent_
_cat-girl_
*_L O L I S_*
Heimskr, Prophet of Talos 𝗙𝗨𝗥𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗦
And FBI !!! Open up and put your hand up you degenerate.
*SMUG WEED EVERYDAY*
You ruined the smug vibe
@@Voc_spooksauce
dude cringe
12:47
Hmm...
I want to see where this is going.
The Mad hat kid of the Nyakuza
Using her Swatter style
Okay but the fact that toe licking is *actually* a thing in that episode of Courage makes it even more hilarious
12:50 One of the most epic: "Oh Shit!" Moments I've ever seen.
[Edit] 13:00. I'm not surprised, and yet I was still caught off guard.
I was there during the stream but had to leave sadly, and seeing now that I missed the goshdarn Goro Njajima fight (Yakuza reference) makes me so mad.
JFJ can be incredibly wholesome at times and thats why i love him
Everyone else: Peck
Me an intellectual: Egg
Reptileslayer420 me as a superior intellect : 𝗨𝘄𝗨
Pinkamena Diane Pie bad
If you return after the DLC Empress says she can't have "accidents" happen because of the police now. I think you can hit her then.
Edit: nope I've been lied to
You can’t, she still kills you if you hit her
@@nmeister007
A peck I've been lied to
@@CriminalGamingHimself Technically and legally, it IS self-defense since you DO strike furst.
@@jessegd6306 ah yes, I too like to legally murder children after they hit me with an umbrella
@@adeade3978 well, hat kid also uses a baseball bat
Zoinks Scooby that's a goodie
"They must have a new animator director"
no they have money now
13:42 hat kids face is like "what."
The metro is my absolute FAVORITE spot in the game. It’s such a cool boss and cool characters and the place is beautiful, and the new customization options, and the food combos, and the music, and the secrets, and it’s all connected. It’s all sooooo great.
I’ve tried to use badges, the sprint hat, and the time stop hat to escape the instant kill that the boss does, but she cancels current hat effects and stops you from using them in order to trap you. It’s crazy.
17:46 mins of JFJ getting melted by cuteness
I didn't know they made a yakuza 7
This is the video that got me hooked on your content. Keep up the good work Sock Man
Super Mario Odyssey may be made by Nintendo, but this game has something that Odyssey doesn't have. *Furries*
mario oddysey had the bunnies
Mario Odyssey gave us full view of Mario's beautiful nipples, that easily beats Furries.
why would you want furries
i think i prefer this game over odyssey its my opinion and odyssey is a really great game, but if i were to choose ahit or smo i would preffer ahit
1:40 damn, i never noticed Bellona and the Empress sounded so similar, and by extension Nox too
Man, your entire persona is chill. I have to subscribe
I’m glad you came back to play this DLC, great content as always. 👌👌👌
Gets killed by the boss, then finds the Myurdur sticker. Apropos.
"Do you have aspirations?" "WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA BE AN ADULT! *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* "
I’m glad you came back to play this DLC, great continent as always. 👌👌👌
JFJ is my absolute favorite
This got recommended and now I want to play a hat in time again
(Boop the empress)
*Actually just boop emotes on the empress.
Me: Thats not what they meant.
Also me: 7:59 nvm
6:38
"I think you guys are alright but are just blowing it out of proportion."
JFJ-
idk what happened because that part is completely cut from the video now. Doesn't look like it was reuploaded since all the comments are still here from when that clip was still in
@screaming10yearoldsinc.66 Wait so I'm not going crazy. I swear to god JFJ said something kinda transphobic in this video when I watched it years ago but I guess he used CZcams edit to cut it out?
Amazing and
Such a
Spectacular video
just listening to jfj talking to himself is friken great
'Ey, I got in the video! Neat-o.
But that was seriously fun. Thanks again!
I don’t know you and I rarely comment, but I subscribed cause your personality is so likable! I laughed so hard
{clicks on video, then looks right a bit] E G G .
11:28
Someone make this the official lyrics of Peace and Tranquility.
I only just got the reason behind the name. "Nya" sounds cat-related, while, according to my The Man in the High Castle knowledge, the Yakuza is the Japanese mafia. I can't believe it took me this long to figure that out.
9:36 muffled screams i love
i just love how she claps her hands and goes "omigosh". thats the cutest thing ever
We need a full version of your peace and tranquility song
Sees cool new DLC and multiplayer
*cries in console*
Yeah, it sucks
Maybe one day... 😔
Quickword15 Its coming to switch next week
Ikr i wish theyd release it on console
Oh God, that claw swipe actually scared me. I never even tried to hit the empress in the store.
11:32
peace and tranquility
away from in·fi·del·i·ty
keepin the beats chill
like an active watermill
all the katz in the metro
wearin the bats that's retro
we hate they act all blue
while they wait for more payday too
THE SOCK HAS BEEN CHANGED! I REPEAT: THE SOCK HAS BEEN CHANGED!
5:22 is genuinely terrifying oh my god
13:27
Well well well.look what the cat dragged in.
I GET IT
Snachter is wacky waving inflatble arm flailing tube man
^ underrated comment ^
yo jfj that peace and tranquility rap was actually pretty good
a cat wearing an eyepatch, I guess you really can't have something based on the Japanese Yakuza without Goro Majima forcing his way in one way or another
13:11 and here you see a man eating his words in real time. Bro, this had me dying the first time I saw it.
"when meatballs go in, hairballs go out"
.... Is that, ah, a innuendo joke??
Hat Kid: Ohmygosh!
JFJ: **Wheeze**
No one:
Not a single soul:
JFJ: EGG
0:18 INTRUDER ALERT!!!
There's a machine in my house.
*SCREAMS*
Neato. Love this game.
Getting STRONG Wind Waker vibes from this. I might have to play it someday.
Is Empress actually the same voice actress as Bellona?
11:32
I listened to this over and over, to the point that everyone gets mad at me for humming it...
Heh, he fell for the time stop hat suggestion
I never thought I'd see the Foot Fungus from courage again, that shit still grosses me out
11:19 make a full version NOW
6:23 looks more like a teleported bread from the tf2 Universe.
I have done nothing but smug dance for 3 days.
I love this game so much
How can one sock be so utterly based and redpilled?
11:32 dayum boi now that that is pure talent
man i love this game
what was that one room with the Roomba blueprints in it? I have never seen it before.
11:15 Agreed, that is sick.
This whole DLC gives off plenty of Splatoon vibes for me, from the graffiti to the posters, from the text messaging to the fact that some cats bear similar pudgy shapes to the cat judge from Splatoon. Heck, some of the music even has a Splatoon feel for me.
P.S.: Doesn't the Retro Badge give off MadWorld vibes to you, like it does for me?
12:46
Excuse you!?
9:49 You may be able to pause 4 seconds, but the Nyakuza can paws 6.
11:18 to 11:26 is my favorite part of the entire video
Hat kid is no longer hat kid now she's the *Swag Kid*
"And the savior of wet cellphones"
I think i undersood that reference xD
7:30 - 7:33 You’d get on great, with The Spiffing Brit.
13:30 *” I G E T I T “*
Watching the Empress just SQUIRM, is fun.