PREY is fun
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- čas přidán 14. 10. 2019
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![Prey: How an ending no one picked contextualizes eldritch horror [Fixed Audio]](/img/n.gif)
Comments before Prey: "Say the N-Word"
Comments after Prey: *_SaY mOrGaN_*
I was more interested in his first eye mod
@@ComfortsSpecter That's all cool and good, but now that I have your attention, I'd like to ask about the part where J said he had sex with an alien, because I completely ignored this series in favor of studying and am now extremely confused.
@@stachestar i'm pretty sure it was in the dead by daylight stream with the demogorgon...
I am NaGrOm destroyer of world's
9:23
“IS THIS A TRIPLE-A PROP HUNT GAME?”
Well yes, but actually no.
Brennan Ruiz well no, but actually yes
Well yes, but actually yes.
Well no,but actually no.
Jones from96 Shut your face.
Some One
I HAVE NO FACE!
Morgan: *Breathes
Dr. Thornstein: M O R G A N
Webbieratom 101 freeman?
**turns RIPPED mode**
*M O R G A N*
This actually made me laugh so hard 😂👏
M O R G A N
Flipperfire113 The flaming seal
No yu
"mmmmOOOORRRRGAAAANNN" is the most anger I've ever heard in someone's voice.
Every Morgan in the world are now afraid of this man
timestamp?
10:56
Chat: *spoiling the entire game*
Mods: bro it's bedtime.
The Ghost who took your table please return to me my table
@@Ardorstorm no
The Ghost who took your table return his table before I take your ghost to table
The Ghost who took your table do I need to get the succ-o-tron? (A lone Vacuum)
So that's where my table went
*JFJ starts singing Win the Race*
iteachvader: *_Earth-shattering facepalm_*
Iteachvader comments on my video
JFJ: WELL I'LL BE A SONOFABITCH
How have I never seen you until I first saw the objection funk video now you just pop into existence
This is my favorite video of yours
I really want someone to animate that entire sequence of "Morgan"
YES!
IDK why but I saw your comment and decided to make a terrible life decision and use my time to make an 'animation' for it. Hope you enjoy it. If not then oh well I did it for the keks anyway. - 'Animation' is in quotations for a reason. IDK what to call it lol but it's not really 'animation' just playing around with editing tools on Davinchi. [The video's on my channel]
@@lollipopwitch2913 You mad lad. I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LOVE IT!
@@TheDrumMajor hahaha thanks XD - can't believe the man himself saw it too! Glad to see not all my shitpost wasn't made in vain.
Local genderfluid Texan shoots their hot sticky glue on shapeshifting mimics.
Locals infuriated.
Sounds kinky
On **ILLEGAL* Aliens
Average day in texas
Sock doing sock things
J: *YOU COME OUT HERE MIMIC OR IM GOING TO SAY THE N WORD*
"Trigger happy American sock shoots 16 mugs, 58 plates and kills 19 employees at research facility"
It worries me that you counted this
*IN SPAAACE!*
13:13 , these were my thoughts on the what the mimics response was
JFJ: "You think he's upset?"
Mimic "I HAVE BECOME LIGHTING!!!"
Pretty sad that they spoiled the game for you, it was pretty interesting to me. Wish you could have felt it without that "I know what will happen so whats the point" feeling
For real. Ending had me fucked up.
Wish I could have had the same experience, but they ruin it like a quarter of the way through the game if you try Alex's escape pod.
Id be livid if i were him,such an amazing game
@@Jacksaur_ EXACTLY! That messed up the whole game for me man :(
@@Jacksaur_ The escape ending doesn't ruin it. There's basically no context. I'm really glad they gave you the choice to do that.
"Is this a AAA prop hunt game?!"
Yes, until you meet the Nightmare. Then it becomes a bathroom assistant.
9:24 beginning of the Morgan rant.
Thank you very much.
Thank’s
Guy: "It gets harder the longer you take to do things" Me, after over 10 runs of the game: "Yes, but actually no."
SHOTGUN SHELL FABRICATION PLAN
Btw, have they patched the resource glitch?
@@Elmithian resource glitch?
@@tadpolegaming4510 You could use the refinery to create item and then break it down for more material than it should have cost or something like that, it has been a good while since I last played
@@Elmithian interesting, I'll look into it
Game: Good morning, Morgan. Today is March 13th, 2032-
JFJ: *SHOE*
13:42
Suspicious container suspiciously falls down in a suspicious manner.
JfJ: Stares at suspicious container.
... *AH-*
That happened in the video!
Alright bad ending
Or
Turning into coffee cups
The choice is obvious
Na, I prefer turning into a bit of trash like some balled-up paper and jumping into a trashcan.
@@ManWithAMask_ mood af
tl:dr watch extra credits video on prey
@@colorphone5154 the guy who said that playing as germany in a world War 2 game would make you a nazi? And didn't understand what the Iron Cross is
Is his Prey video bad too?
Getting Typhon powers doesn't give you a bad ending, killing/not saving humans does
I wouldn't have blamed him if he stopped played after they spoiled his entire experience
21:32 worlds colliding.
13:14
JFJ: “You think he’s upset?”
Random Mimic: RRRRRRRRRRRRR! [MORGAN!]
Helmet of Will i fuckin loved that part lmao
*M O R G A N*
Prey the game where you can’t even trust your own toilet
Toilets tend to be bolted to the ground so I'm pretty sure they're safe. Toilet paper on the other hand...
What if they are the bolts?
@@destroyerxdx5125 can a mimic turn into something that's connected to something? And I don't know if they could remove the bolts, so they'd just be a random bolt on the ground.
You tried your best 😂
21:23 “Muriatic acid... I’m sure of it” -January
No, caustic soda you dumbass
Both of you are wrong, it's Hydrogen chloride, for sure... No, no wait...
after a 45 minute cookoff session on overkill, this thread gives me fucking PTSD.
@@lordmictian6951 No wait! It's caustic soda. Im 67% sure
Add it.
J: _Intense staring_
Also J: _”...TRANSSS?!”_
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@Mae ! Crap, I'm sorry that someones said that to you. People are quite shitty sometimes
Basically
Prey is just madlad aliens outbreak
*MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN*
Damn the twist at the end is like the best part and it got spoiled for you like 10 minutes in
I got it spoiled for me by angry austists on /v/ that were mad this wasn't injun duke nukem.
@@ZonsoAvalune injun?
@@ZonsoAvalune I mean, they are justified in being angry. This game was a spiritual successor to Systemshock and shouldn't have been tied to the Prey IP. Especially since the original Prey had some great concepts that could've been made even better in a sequel. And that the original idea for Prey 2 was apparently pretty good.
@@oddluck4180 tbh, the original Prey was shit from what I've heard.
And being a spiritual successor to SystemShock? Excuse me? We have hundreds of those. Bioshock, Deus Ex, why do they want another one?
>best
It was bad, lame, and ruined the game
Morgan, bad ending:
*chuckles*
I'm in danger- (gets brain reset)
Oooo a hey hey Seth.
My man JFJ is a gentleman of culture
19:27
When the cops are asking me if I'm the murderer
"You think he's upset?"
*SCUTTLES WITH MALICIOUS INTENT*
Human Resources 2: Now it’s personel
"This is glass." Proceeds to shoot it from underneath himself.
One year after the events in this game Moscow enters a nuclear apocalypse, sending its people fleeing into the city's metros for safety.
As soon as you started to quote the “I win the race” I was like: this is a man of culture. I will now sub.
JFJ listens to Gorillaz, I love him even more than I already did now
"hehey people, Seth here" wonderful
Prey: That one DND campaign with too many mimics that just seek to kill.
The rogue is screwed.
4:46 THAT is exactly how I feel about eyes too J, jumpscares ain't shizzle but this...
Dead space 2 ?
I hated this scene too, the idea that you had inject it yourself just makes it worse
That’s how it feels to get blood taken as a kid.
JFJ singing Melancholic Hill by Gorillaz at 14:00
Thank me later.
What about the one that he sings in 21:39 ? please, i need that one for a meme
@@SlurSlander Sorry bro, I have absolutely no clue of that one
@@SlurSlander just Google what you hear
@@SlurSlander Sexy back, Justin Timberlake.
@@daedreaming6267 i was looking for ''The less i know the better & Sexy Back'' but you helped me find it so... thanks
4:48 aaaaaaaah noooooo “demon screech”
Jfj plays prey! Nice!
*gets spoiled via donation immediately*
:|
A triple-a prop hunt game" Never heard that one before.
21:33
Hey hey Sseth, people here
10:57
"What the hell is a silenced pistol doing on a space station?"
Transtar's head of security: "Well you see,we uuuuuhhhhhh,GEORGE THEY'RE ON TO US!!!"
I saw something about this on the wiki that brings up a great point: They’re on a space station so most of the environments are enclosed, without suppressors on the pistols the guards would be deafened any time they shot their weapons.... which they need both for defending against the volunteers (potentially dangerous prisoners) and the typhon which had already broken containment before the events of Prey.
@@SomeOne-vf1rs but but S H O T G U N
But also in the lore, the Talos 1 space station had a typhon outbreak before, and they use desperate prisoners as test subjects and need to be prepared for a revolt.
@@SomeOne-vf1rs still what about shotgun
11:06
Choked on my drink I laughed so hard!
JFJ to the police "I have never seen that corpse in my life."
Pretty sure thats exactly how everyone reacted the first time they saw the Neuromod
(Mods do nothing as people spoil game ending)
JFJ: *"YOU'RE ALL FIRED! EVERYONE'S FIRED"!*
5:25 JFJ tries to warn us about the future
JFJ these clips are some of the best I've seen in awhile! Nobody makes me crack up like the Texan Space Sock
“IS THIS A AAA PROP HUNT GAME?!”
Funny you should mention that, consider this game literally had a multiplayer mode release that was a more one-sided prop hunt game mode.
10:33
Now that's perfect timing
I know it's been a year but I find it is so fun to listen to him scream MOOOOOOORRGGAAAAAAN.
5:24
It was a sign.
*it was a sign*
*IT WAS A SIGN*
He knew
The "Oh no you're black" in the end absolutely killed me
This guy is underrated, really enjoy the videos!
Keep it up!
Just wanna say, the yeah toast bit took me back a decade. Made me smile then die inside as I realised it's 10 years back.
Starting off with a Heywood banks reference. I dig it.
Waiting for when you were gonna play this
Glad that you did
this is legitimately the most underrated game ever
9:27 is what your here for
Never knew I needed JFJ's rendition of melancholy hill but now I know I do
Me:casually doing my homework while watching
"hey hey people Seth here"
•Concern double take•
The Merchant's Guild is everywhere, do not try to escape
4:48 imagine that in vr
this guy chucks everything across the room
4:48 me then i find the reaper leviathan in subnautica
Omg, Im crying. These long vidoes are awesome
I like how him messing around with the years focused on 2020 and was probably a sign of things to come.
"You think he's upset?"
*Angy space spooder noises*
"All around the country from coast to coast.
People always say what do you like most.
I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast.
I just tell 'em I like toast."
-Heywood Banks from his hit single "Yeah Toast"
4:54 *scream of transcendance* XD
This is one of my favorite games and I'm glad he got the experience for himself
We've waited 12 years for this
13:48 i f***ing knew it was a jumpscare and i still jumpd XDD
It's sad that you got spoiled but I'm glad you seemed surprised by the ending, so it still had some value for you :) Subbed.
This video is exactly a year old. Congrats J
I cannot express how much I love this game, god I just... MAN I LIKE THIS GAME!
"I'm going to need 2 shoes for this one!"
Idk why that made me laugh so hard.
9:28 legendary moment
13:09 "this is glass?"
*Procedes to shoot it while standing on it*
4:51 *I FELT THAT*
your now one of my favorite youtube man
14:02
That gave me 1o years more of life
14:14
Luigi look, it’s a letter from Bowser
Dear pesky plumbers
Everyone named Morgan, including me, when JFJ starts going on the Morgan rant: Oh god oh fu-
4:47 greatest part
The best 22 minutes of JFJ screaming ever
9:36 JFJ starts to go insane becuse of Morgen
5:25 texan sock breaks 2020 without realising it
When he started singing “Melancholy Hill” 14:02 I fricken lost it
News reporter: local sock unload steel bird shot into a rescue team from point blank range
JFJ: I warned them
YEAH TOAST!
Edit: I knew that one part with the needle prior to my most recent run so I just closed my eyes and waited for it to be over.
no one:
JFJ: aPpReCiATe iT jOSh
7:24 Jfj that was the last thing I thought I would hear. One of iteachvaders videos.
This is an CZcams channel, i knew the moment i saw the code lyoko video, i was in for a treat.
So happy i subbed.
God the firebomb was so useful
I remember watching this while eating 1 bacon and pepperoni pizza. Great time.
My sixth grade band: *6:50*
16:15 I said the exact same thing on my first play also lolol, love this vid.