The Future of Steak & Eggs
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This week we reflect on our Steak & Eggs journey and talk about the new Elden Ring DLC!
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00:00:00 Intro
00:00:20 Elden Ring DLC
00:04:49 Kai and Miz's Elden Ring Stream
00:07:06 Ad Read
00:08:22 Favorite Dark Souls Game
00:13:20 Favorite Games Aside from Dark Souls
00:14:57 Other Soulslike Games
00:19:12 Tectone's Take on England (& Tectone's Car)
00:24:51 Don't Touch Tectone's Thermostat
00:27:20 Would You Rather?
00:29:57 The Elden Ring Bet
00:33:35 Elden Ring Quiz and Lore Talk
00:41:42 Worst Fight in Elden Ring
00:42:56 Emi's Underappreciated Fight
00:44:34 What if you were Reborn in Elden Ring
00:48:08 Emi Lost to Soda
00:50:45 Will we be doing this in 5 Years?
00:52:05 Miz's Hair Transplant
00:53:25 Tectone's Recent Controversy
01:02:58 Calling Firefly from Honkai
01:05:55 Emiru Update
01:06:47 Celebrating 100k Subs!
01:11:52 Favorite moment from the Podcast
01:13:50 Who do you want to replace you?
01:16:03 HoYoverse is taking over
01:17:31 Hypochondria and Stress Management
01:20:59 The best night of Tectones life
01:26:22 Reading Comments
01:26:59 Episode Wrap-Up - Zábava
Tectone thinks WW2 is a World of Warcraft Expansion
War Within 2?
Isnt it?
It wasn't?!?!? 🤔
Tectone thinks the stock market crash was NASCAR
Funniest shit i read in a while
Here's to hoping this ends up in next episode
Lol at least you tried
Dragon lord placid sex so cool
this is a top quality one
Tectone thinks elden ring is a wedding ring for old people
is it not?
best one yet
😂😂😂
lol this was solid
It is t e c tane is right
Never forget the 1800s thought Tectone was in WW2.
I’m ded ted
He probably read this and thought it made sense.
LMAO 😂🤣🤣
Be funny
Tectone thinks the future of Steak & Eggs will be in the 1800's
Tectone stats:
Speech: 85%
Illusion: 15%
Intelligence: 0%
Baldness: 100%
money: Millionaire
@@hwe3958 my guy he was literally talking to sodapop about his debt less than a year ago, hes literally not a millionaire.
So true honestly. Asmon is the only one with high enough intelligence to challenge his deception
what would be teccy special in fallout ?
Tectone remembers the one time he shook a womans hand like it was a canon event
The first ad was the very first time I've ever had to turn up the volume to hear tectone
Lmao idk why this tickled me so
Let's be real guys, Tectone doesn't think.
If you’re making money like him you don’t need to think. I’m envious. I’m over here not thinking not making bank
@@LegendZapp Same smh
He speaks before he thinks 100% of the time lol.
Remember, tectone thinks.
🧢
Х doubt
Horrifying
He shouldn't, it's bad for his complexion.
yaps*
Humidity is relative, 100% humidity means the air can't take any more moisture. It's relative to temperature though, so if it's only 78 100% humidity is not as humid as 100% humidity when it's 88.
I live in canada and people don't understand that we get hotter summers than California or Texas. Our humidity is horrendous, its like living in a sauna.
@@spencer6709you get hotter summers than here in Texas…?
@@Aenima308 According to a quick google search, that's BS
@@Aenima308different kind of heat
Just be lucky you don't live in Arizona like me 100+ like 18hrs of the day 😅then like 110 during the afternoon
Never forget that Tectone thought that Covid was in the 1600s
technically...
Did he really 😅😅
COVID? Probably... Yes. COVID 19 obviously not
When was the black plague again?
Context?
Tectone thinks DaVinci invented "Color Television" by painting every single one in the 50s.
tectone the type of guy to eat his sandwich butter side out because it lubricates his throat better
That’s… actually a good idea
@@Bazilisk_AUroof of your mouth gets abrasions from toasty side though, butter side up for lyfe
Once you hit 40, a great pillow and mattress is life-changing. The pillow upgrade is vastly underrated
It’s tough to find what’s good. I once slept on the perfect pillow, it was at the Ramada hotel. I still think about that pillow to this day.
pillow recommendations?
@@whirlwindsky I use the Tempurpedic pillow but it really all depends on how you sleep. If you're a side-sleeper, you should try to figure out how "high" your neck rises from the width of your shoulders. If you're a back or stomach sleeper, you need to account how thick your body is and how high your head needs to be to achieve a proper alignment. I'm a side-sleeper, 5'10" about 34" shoulder to shoulder - tried way too many pillows before landing on the Tempurpedic.
A huge factor is your mattress so get that first, then find a pillow that works with it. I went with a medium-soft mattress so I sink in a bit more.
100% agree. People vastly underestimate how much a mattress and pillow can change things. Especially when you're 40+, and everything starts to hurt more and anything you can to roll that back a bit.
@@OldManInternet once the testosterone slows, all of the aches and pains of your twenties and thirties start to set in and every morning is misery. A top tier mattress and pillow ease that considerably
It would have been so funny if they uploaded an episode with just empty sofas
but also have it about 2 hours long
with the cam changes 😂
and add in the chapters with random topics nobody is talking about
Add an audible box fan or something that is just humming in the room and spinning so we know it’s real time
And zooming in on one of them like they saying something important 😂.
The thing with UK homes is they're insulated brick built for a cold climate in a world getting hotter, it's harder to get AC built into brick too so window units are often the only solution.
Us poor people been using in window a.c our whole lives. Who tf can afford central cooling anywhere 😅
@@spencer6709I'm assuming the answer to that is the people who have it. Did I win?
Ultimately it's just not necessary as Asmon points out, reality over here is you get 2 weeks of unbearable heat, 4 weeks of unbearable cold and the rest of the year it's just average temperature so it makes no sense to fork out a few grand plus maintenance and running cost for a decent AC system just to deal with 6 weeks of weather when you can get a fan for the heat and turn the heating on for the cold.
Tectone thinks fungus is actually a fun guy, named Gus
Teccy always starts with "ill do this if I can't beat it" "I won't stop till I beat it", I don't think I've seen him once pull through with any of the things he set up. Saitama Challenge anyone?
He stopped stream after like 10 hours.. ICANT
Tectone has already given up on the marathon lol
A relative humidity measurement of 100% does not necessarily mean that rain is falling. It just means that the air is holding as much moisture as it can at a given temperature, in the form of water vapor, which is an invisible gas.
However, near 100% relative humidity, you can get water vapor condensing into very small water droplets to form clouds, including fog near the surface. Also, the relative humidity at the ground does not have to be 100% to get rainfall. It often happens in the western United States, for instance, that you will have clouds producing rainfall or snowfall which then falls through very dry (low relative humidity) air near the surface and evaporates before it even hits the ground. This is called virga.
Also called precipitation.
Tectone isn't the sharpest pencil, but the way he explains and appreciates food shows knowledge of it.
Tectone is so delusional it's actually impressive.
What I really don't get on the UK take in this episode, apart from the lack of knowledge about history & humidity etc, is that for the past 4 weeks it has been either cold or cold & raining its arse off - so where has Techy got this info that someone in England is complaining about it being too hot? To whoever complained, turn down your heating! It's got to be you because the rest of us are fine.
I've been looking for this comment man, I've been seeing this from Americans online for a week now, it's not been hot at all? Where is this coming from?
One tabloid said there was a heatwave and all the Americans were look "Look at these pussies"
@@DaiHajThere was a photo from some news channels in UK complaining about a heat wave that gained traction
Yeah, just found it. It's from a rightwing clickbait newspaper. Fairly certain the article only exists to rage bait Americans for views. Explains a lot.
Dumb aren't they, not employed for their brains though. Those betas wouldn't last 2 minutes at 104 F and 50% humidity.
The cash app ad is the quietest we will ever hear Teccy speak 😂
Ok... I MOSTLY agree with Tectone on mech suits taking hits and the pilots feeling pain... HOWEVER, he always uses Evangelion as an example, and that's like, the BEST example of WHY it SHOULD happen that way. Because in Evangelion they're freaking interfaced with them on a neurological level. Evangelion mechs aren't "mechs", they're lifeforms, that are genetically similar to the pilots. They aren't technology that you can just "set a pain threshhold", that's not how that works. Robotech? Sure, pilot shouldn't feel the mech's pain, but Evangelion actually has a very good, sci-fi lore reason.
He mentioned why the ion cannons would be pinpointed on coordinates of the mech suits (or mask more specifically) I always thought that was a way of preventing enemies from acquiring their technology in case the pilot died.
Ngl they should've just pumped the insect planets some Insecticides😂
The UK has mild summers with average temperatures between 55°F (13°C) and 75°F (24°C), and winters that can last up to five months. Some say that the UK's climate doesn't warrant the investment in air conditioning.
Many UK homes are older than those in the US, and were built to retain warmth rather than expel it. It can be difficult and expensive to install air conditioning in older homes, especially if there are pre-existing electrical or hot water systems. It's also expensive to put them into British homes.
Some UK homes are older than the US.
I saw the thumbnail on twitter and expected this episode to be 1.5h of empty chairs because of the eldongs ring dlc
They film this on Monday or something before they post it
Eldongs ring cracked me up for no readon
Dissapointed that no one mentioned Shadow Of Colluses when going through non-fromsoft games. A classic for the PS2. BotW took major inspiration from that game as well. Such a banger boss slayer title for it's era.
I love how asmon just lowkey shits on teccy bs. It’s funny 😆
Tectone I know you'll never read this, but the UK is located in Europe (that's a continent not a country as I'm sure you'd ask) along the east Atlantic coastline so it has a greater humidity due to the oceanic influence. This basically means that when you sweat in the UK, it doesn't evaporate, and instead clings and insulates your body which makes it harder to lose heat.
We also have fair or cold weather for most of the year, especially in the past so like Asmon said it isn't worth buying an entire AC unit or internal system to use it for the two or three weeks or warm weather we get a year. Also, our houses are made of brick, brick soaks up the heat during a long hot summer day and hold onto it. I do agree that people over-react and it's rare we get anything as deadly as what have recently been seen in Greece or Italy but its a different kind of heat that sweaty white folk in the UK aren't really good at dealing with.
Bejing had 100% humidity last year. The walls were sweating
Geezzzz me seeing techy when he showed the picture of his literal worst, ruined my day. We look too similar, well at least when I was a fat fuck. Thanks techy for making me realize I never want to experience that again
Tectone saying that world War 2 was in the 1800s is almost as bad as saying that Zelda is a souls like game.
souls games are zelda-likes
The Uk unfortunately only gets hot enough weather to warrant an AC unit for about a week or two of the year, plus for window mounted AC units the majority of the Uk have windows that open out not up.
Confused with people who buy convertibles in uk 🤣
@@wizardry2215 same reason why people buy Lamborghinis where there is a speed limit
How does having a window open outwards or even inwards prevent you from getting an AC with a damn hose that you just put outside the window?
Tectone saying he wasn’t gonna end stream til he beat the game, aged real well… xD blud rage quit after fighting the same boss for 3 hours 😂😂
"blud"
28:15 Emi so real for this 🙏 I don’t get the extreme pain with periods but it’s still painful and the hormones make me feel CRAZY to the point I’ll just lock myself up in my room so I don’t get pissed at someone 🤣
Big positive support your way!
@@Sethirbruh...lmao it's just life
@@solideogloria2298 doesn't mean you can't show support, ordinary life struggles are still struggles
Tectone thinks that Elden Ring is an underground fight pit for retirees.
😂😂😂
“I critically analysyzed it” - techtone
I feel like hanging out with tectone would be a good time. He brings up so many fun topics, and he is a really good host. He definitely keeps the momentum going on the podcast.
Perfect dynamic between these three.
The humidity in florida is about the same as the humidity in coastal england, they can both hit about 80-90% humidity, the UK also builds all it's buildings out of brick, any building made out of wood is considered none standard construction.
Alot of buildings in the UK are old as fuck too, alot of buildings that either survived or pre dates the blitz you're not allowed to touch.
Then there's the fact that the most common housing is terrace which doesn't really give you the room for AC.
Also the general public doesn't panic in that level of heat, the NHS and Government do. As they know everyone is going down the pub and is going to be shit faced.
We don’t have ac cause it’s only hot for 2 weeks
Good episode I love when Tectone tells stories lmao
how do you know it was good
lil bro used favourite tectone's superpower - Time erasing
Tectone is the guy who plays Skyrim and doesn’t pick a stone
I want tectone to talk like he did during the cashapp ad but for a whole episode
I'm from the future, tectone skipped a ton of the content
100% Humidity exists and happens a couple of time here in Quebec each summer. It actually feels like the air is heavy with water, sometimes you can actually feels like you're walking through a wall of water.
Germany is like that, we have at most 2-4 weeks in a year that are really hot,
and no that's not how humidity works, 100% humidity means that the air is fully saturated with water vapor, it can't get any more moist. it doesn't mean the air is water, just that it's at max capacity (which btw is dependent on temperature, so 100% humidity at a higher temperature means there is more water vapor in the air than at lower temps)
I hope you guys keep doing steak and eggs for awhile. It's pretty chill.
It’s literally the only podcast I watch
I never thought I'd need to turn the volume up for teccy but that first ad read did and I'm blown away
The Tectone add read was frightening
Getting the normal end credits in hollow knight is like 50% of the game, getting the true ending and doing the dlc's is not just simply collecting the bits, it's literally the best part of the game and tectone needs to go back for it
100% humidity is known as the dew point. It's the temperature at which the air is completely saturated with moisture and as it cools further the dew that forms is the moisture the air can no longer hold (hot air can hold more moisture).
Look up wet bulb events if you want to know why 100% humidity can easily kill even at low relatively temperatures like 80 degrees. Sweating only works if it can evaporate, which it cannot if the air is fully saturated, which leads to overheating and ultimately death is severe cases.
Edit: Wet bulb temperature becomes deadly at 88 degrees and not 80.
The main thing about houses in the UK and Ireland is not just that we don't have AC, it's that our houses are designed to retain heat because we're used to colder weather. So you can put AC in but its hard to get the heat out of the house
I hear so many people saying that, but insulation is equally important in winter as it is in summer. If not insulated it makes the AC have to work a lot harder.
The issue with the UK is that we never needed AC until maybe the last decade. Our houses are built to keep heat *in* because we're well into the northern hemisphere, it gets cold here. But lately the summer temps are going up, and with the high humidity it feels worse. The reason we don't have AC that comes with the houses because it's expensive as fuck, and in new builds? Who knows. Who the fuck here can afford a new house anyway.
On an anecdotal note, met people who lived in Asia who felt the heat here felt worse than over there. Never understood what they meant myself as it's like 30c-40c there sometimes, so I guess the humidity really does make it that much worse lol
1:20:40 Tec is so right about this, any time I get so stressed I just go for a nice 3 mile walk and come back take a shower and I just feel amazing and way better after. I've actually gone on a full sprint some times while having a panic attack just to get rid of the panic attack
Tectone thinks the moon's made out of cheese
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Humidity is not "air is water". It's how much water can dissolve into air until it cannot anymore. When humidity is at 100% - the rest of the water becomes vapor or just water.
So 100% humidity means it's so humid that it can't get any more humid.
It is also relative to temperature. Hot air can take in more water than cold one. That's why when it's cold outside and you breathe out your high-humidity warm air from your lungs - it cools down and becomes vapor. Because cold air can't hold all of that humidity. But you don't breathe vapor in a warm room or in the summer, even though the air in your lungs is just as wet. That's because at those temperatures it's below 100%.
Well, no Humidity is the amount of water currently present in the air, how much you can dissolve into the air is not the same thing but a general rule is you can up until 100% albeit this is rare, when you reach 100% saturation the air and water separate.
24:54 me too i like it cold enough to wear a hoodie
27:02 teccy givin out medical advice 💀 I have a form of anemia called thalassemia and your explicitly NOT supposed to take iron supplements cuz u can die or have to have blood transfusions on a regular basis. - it still makes you super cold and tired tho
If people actually listened to Teccy we would have a lot of dead fans.😂
And then he asks Asmon in front of Emi, would you rather have a period or have to give birth? Lmao when she sitting there and has to do both lmao that made me laugh so freaking hard, I'm still reeling lol.
@@PrinceVoid7 That's actually why they aren't at 500K yet. Subscribers keep dropping like flies
“You don’t bring your feet to a horse fight” might be one of Asmon’s best quotes ever
100% humidity doesn't mean the air is a wall of water, it means that the air is saturated to where it can't hold any more water.
Its ok tectone can't hurt you here 😂😂😂
The visor thing for firefly is due to escalation of war tech - no matter how powerful your weapons are, they are dangerous if fallen in enemies hands or intercepted to the benefit of your enemies. So you have to have a lot of safeties to prevent such situations. I believe there was a whole Genius Society/Penacony questline regarding a great example of this.
The swarm was extremely advanced (think Tyranids from WH40K) where you dont want your weapons to end up intercepted to facilitate their invasion. You will need safeties. The visor thing was one such extremely applicable logical military step that was circumvented by the soldier's heroic deed.
Tectone rage quitting on Mesmer and then not going live the next day I think gives me a different perspective watching this lol
Last episode of steak and eggs before my surgery, wish me luck boys (and emi)
that peaceful Tectone cashapp farmer ad was so soothing I actually rewinded the video to hear it again. Well don sir also I was gaslighting myself into thinking its dubbed because Dicktone is not physically capable of lowering his voice I thought? It makes no sense at all but it was relaxing fersher
Hearing Tectone say stellar blade is too fanservice blew my mind, being who he is.
39:05 I had issues with Hippo boss, I can't remember why but I would get walls or ceiling blocking vision and he does a ton of charged attacks so if you dont see it, you take massive damage and/or die. He is a huge monster in a relatively small enclosed area
Tunic is so underrated!!! I 100% that game. My Fiancée and I were playing it. She played on her Switch I played in my PS5. It was too hard for her but she still enjoyed it, I did absolutely everything.
I was in London during that heatwave and my hotel had AC so I wasn’t suffering. The heat wasn’t terribly bad and it was high 90s the first day. I’m from NJ and it was 93F yesterday and felt way hotter than that day and we got AC on all day.
I grew up in WI. It is always humid. It has peaked over 115 degrees before - usually just gets to like 100 at least once a year. We did not have AC. 78 degrees is nothing. And it also gets down to like -30 (we definitely have a furnace lol)
I enjoyed Tectone's voice during the sponsored segment. He should just talk like that all the time. It reminded me of the "Pepperidge Farm remembers" guy from the commercials.
Humidity percentage is adjusted relative to temperature and pressure so, when talking about the general atmosphere, 100% humidity means the amount of water vapour in the air is at its maximum possible value for the given temperature.
100% humidity means water will love evaporate. Fun fact, that means if you're hot sweating won't help, you just dehydrate and stay hot and wet.
An AC unit was like $8000 usd brand new, last summer. Edit: I think 68-70 degrees freedumb units is comfortable inside a house, but thats also considering that the upper floors of the home are probably in the 75-80 degrees depending on windows, sun exposure, and how much that AC is dying to operate.
1:00:32 Emiru just sighing at the drawn out mech debate
emiru is the best gamer on this podcast probably because she has been molded by league of legends
I regret not knowing this podcast sooner, i knew you all but not this until the past week. I hope you guys never stop the show if you're having fun doing it
LUL WUTHERING MID YOU MEAN DEAD GAME
Humidity isn't the air being all water, it's the amount of water can possibly be airborne given the density of the air at that particular temperature...
Upper 90% humidity and homes designed to keep heat in, make it way worse. There are also no "escapes" from this since shops, pubs etc... don't have ac. For the "why not just get ac" question, the "wave" in heat wave, ultimately answers this. It's a short burst of higher than average heat, not a common occurrence, so investing in ac, for a few hot weeks a year, is not worth it. A "wave" of heat higher than normal, will affect places not used to it more than somewhere that seasonally smashes through that temperature, it's really just that simple.
Was it hard for Tectone to do such a chill ad read? 😂 I’ve never heard his voice so calm and quiet. Killin’ it per usual.
Louisiana humidity though . 6:30 in the morning walk outside for 5ish minutes and you feel like you just walked out of shower . This is almost everyday 😂
Every pod I learn tech has lived in his room for his whole life retaining no information worth retaining
Tectone thinks Anne Frank invented the hotdog ..
100% humidity is real. Relative humidity is a percentage that measures how much water vapor, or invisible gas, is in the air at a given temperature. When the air is saturated with water vapor, it reaches its dew point and has a relative humidity of 100%. At this point, the air can't hold any more water in gas form. If the air cools further, the water vapor will condense into liquid form, usually as fog or precipitation.
humidity % is about how much water the air itself can hold.
Once Tectone realized he's germaphobic, he cut ties with every german he's ever known.
About humidity, it’s relatively humidity to how much water the air can contain at a certain temperature.
Humidity is measured by how much water the air can hold at a specific temperature. 100 degrees 100% humidity has more water in the air than 70 degrees 100% humidity.
30:17 LMAO this aged like milk after he ragequit on stream and dropped the DLC today :D
"If I don't mald"....proceeds to heavy mald
22:14 where i live in Europe you have to buy the AC then pay to install it , its cost 1000-5000 and here we get past the 70 Fahrenheit maybe only the middle of the year and for only a mouth or 2 so its a realy not worth investing in it .
Because when you can't feel anything you'll fight more slugish and just ignore the obvious attacks that are damaging you. Maddoka magika has a good example of this 58:35
31:38 my saatva was about $200. Just upgraded to a Stearns and Foster king mattress and Castlery storage bed and I'm loving life
As someone from germany living near berlin I can say here it is always between -10°c and +33°c. ac units are not that common and just starting to get traction. for me personally I hate the heat in my everyday life. the moment I cant leave my windows open to get some fresh air in because my apartment would heat so much up is the worst. if it is cold outside I have always the option to put some more clothes on but for heat there is nothing you can do.
I grew up in FL, so in response to "how can there be 100% humidity, it would just be straight water": there is an upper limit to how humid the air can get. This limit is expressed as 100% humidity.
When Asmon brought up the 3 wars, I could see Tectone internally panicking lol
It's well known that the states is a AC country. Most countries in europe dont have AC due to it being very inefficient and you dont use it almost at all. So when random heat waves comes its hell, because we don't built houses generally for hot climates, we build houses with isolation to retain heat and save on energy costs for warming it up.
It's different cultures, climates and settings. Like you said you guys kind handle snow which is super easy if you have proper tires, but we dont hassle you about that.
59:00 Tectone, EVA are not really mechs they are more cyborgs. The EVAs are basically the body and the pilot is the brain sending commands down so the body can move. The handles are there for two functions. First, to give the pilots something to hold, as it would be hard to get used to piloting something with just your mind without something you can hold onto, all we can control is done via our hands and feet (driving, even remote controlled toys).
It’s crazy that tectone made more sense this episode, asmon needs a nap