This 18 year old quit school, turned to alcohol, and ruined her life after this

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  • čas přidán 22. 11. 2020
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  • @donovanwilson840
    @donovanwilson840 Před 3 lety +2004

    I love how Henry is just in the cosplay with no explanation and gets right into the video

    • @postoocod1339
      @postoocod1339 Před 3 lety +56

      It’s the same as last video

    • @phlaelogaming7071
      @phlaelogaming7071 Před 3 lety +79

      But you did get an explanation. RIght at the start of the video Jeannie said that she could along with watching r/NoahGetTheBoat if Henry dressed up as a girl

    • @AGENT-jy9ks
      @AGENT-jy9ks Před 3 lety +6

      Thats the point

    • @kumaahito3927
      @kumaahito3927 Před 3 lety +7

      New outfit for Henry lmao (heard that it was from Jeannie's stream, when she got him to try it on(?))

    • @jmucr96
      @jmucr96 Před 3 lety +12

      You clearelly dont watch jeannies’s streams smh

  • @Enyoiyourself
    @Enyoiyourself Před 3 lety +1165

    "They can pull their nails one by one"
    "YES! that's why you're my boyfriend"
    Relationship goals.

    • @rohanmanuel1815
      @rohanmanuel1815 Před 3 lety +20

      *higurashi flash backs intensifies

    • @rayarius461
      @rayarius461 Před 3 lety +8

      they talk about pulling peoples nails out. Most likely cus its like torture, but my pain tolerance is so high I pull out my own nails and kinda enjoy it.

    • @euruskreacatoa2370
      @euruskreacatoa2370 Před 3 lety +3

      I thought they were brother and sister.....

    • @pepethefrog6809
      @pepethefrog6809 Před 3 lety +8

      @@rayarius461 Yeah, usually when they see you're coasting through their methods they up their game. So, if you really are cool with getting your nails pulled out by force, then you better act like you aren't.

    • @curiouslyidiotic221
      @curiouslyidiotic221 Před 3 lety +7

      @@rayarius461 noah no...noah get the boat

  • @krimzonghost1987
    @krimzonghost1987 Před 3 lety +202

    Jeannie singing "dig a tunnel" was precisely what I needed to remind me of the good in the human race after this one.

  • @gianlucaliguori728
    @gianlucaliguori728 Před 3 lety +88

    I just now noticed the editor put a cockroach moving across the screen when Henry said “everyone is a man until a roach starts flying”

    • @alicedemonspade3603
      @alicedemonspade3603 Před 3 lety +6

      Some people become apes and basically use the nearest blunt object to attack/defend destroying anything in between.

    • @hiiaminpain729
      @hiiaminpain729 Před 3 lety +2

      At some point, a few years ago, in a shop near the market, my bro literally told me there was a cockroach behind me and i legit used the "are you serious?" face, and when i looked behind me, a COCKROACH legit came flying in front of my face, and i moved away in time for it to fly by, it felt like the universe legit said;
      *AIGHT IMMA RUIN THIS WOMAN'S WHOLE CAREER--*

    • @barbarakiewe4917
      @barbarakiewe4917 Před 2 lety +1

      9:57 I realize I'm REALLY late to the party, but I'm watching this now for the first time. I did a double-take, "did I just see what I think I saw?" Gotta hand it to the editor.

    • @onceuponarevenant9409
      @onceuponarevenant9409 Před 2 lety

      @@alicedemonspade3603 thats basically me, no wonder that my death toll over roaches is so much higher than most people, including flying ones.

    • @Dragonrider-cj8js
      @Dragonrider-cj8js Před 2 lety

      @@alicedemonspade3603 Ummm... Yeah my house is so terrified of bugs, that when I'm not home, they use my airsoft guns and other random pellet spread objects...

  • @maggiesomebody6082
    @maggiesomebody6082 Před 3 lety +598

    Henry: Talking about forms of torture.
    Jeannie: *AND THATS WHY YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND*

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman Před 3 lety +36

      To be fair, he _was_ talking about using forms of torture on rapists and pedophiles who prey on their own kids, which is something most people can expected to support.

    • @Name-ru1kt
      @Name-ru1kt Před 3 lety +6

      @@Dargonhuman to be fair jeannie talked about it as well

    • @tangy3366
      @tangy3366 Před 3 lety +4

      A boat propeller is no torture it is death....

    • @tangy3366
      @tangy3366 Před 3 lety

      Gud you edited it. Let me delete my comme t then. My job is done.

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 Před 3 lety +1

      I gotta find me a girl who wont torture on principle and just execute them quick and clean. No need for the extra just removing them from life.

  • @Sam-vv7ew
    @Sam-vv7ew Před 3 lety +565

    “Noah, bring the holy battleship”

    • @TheAvos18
      @TheAvos18 Před 3 lety +28

      *smacks upgrade*
      Stardestroyer equipped

    • @ademolafetuga6193
      @ademolafetuga6193 Před 3 lety +13

      Adds holy aircraft carrier
      Launch the holly fighter jets

    • @kuzantheadmiral6809
      @kuzantheadmiral6809 Před 3 lety +12

      No no no ITS ALL WRONG
      *slaps a giant LASER on that shit*

    • @nour2146
      @nour2146 Před 3 lety +4

      Avos with Tie fighters to destroy these awful people

    • @victorjanssen8720
      @victorjanssen8720 Před 3 lety

      Hasbila don't sell your soul. Wish we could do something.

  • @lazyh-online4839
    @lazyh-online4839 Před 3 lety +103

    Henry: "how is a twelve year old watching pron?"
    Me: stumbling across my dad's Bible Black collection in the back row of his bookshelf at 8 years old and being scarred for life.

  • @ripples2.0
    @ripples2.0 Před 3 lety +39

    Stories like these remind me why i dont interact with people and reinforce my introverted personality
    Jeannie's singing at the end reminds me not every human is a lost degenerate

    • @2128jrandall
      @2128jrandall Před 3 lety +2

      Honestly, I had that same thought...

  • @invidofinp1828
    @invidofinp1828 Před 3 lety +457

    Henry just casually cosplaying and pulling it off a little too well.

  • @avery0307
    @avery0307 Před 3 lety +206

    Kids snorting grandad's ashes: "Ohhh… I can see my ancestors!"

    • @connorparfrey3634
      @connorparfrey3634 Před 3 lety +4

      Was going to make a skyrim reference but not this time
      LoL

    • @aligenderuwo6471
      @aligenderuwo6471 Před 3 lety

      Bruh lol

    • @lowkeylowkey1000
      @lowkeylowkey1000 Před 3 lety +1

      In Oregon now they can get away with snorting a whole lot more without any interference from the police. I legit feel sorry for any sane people in that state.

    • @Zeclag
      @Zeclag Před 3 lety

      Made it 69...nice.

    • @lowkeylowkey1000
      @lowkeylowkey1000 Před 3 lety

      @RhecNation Kinda sad. But even Rome fell after a few hundred years. Wondering if the US will sooner than later the way things are going. But I remember the great depression days and the sand bowl days too. When I think about that, it makes me think things may turn better. Then I also remember 2 world wars before it got better lol

  • @Rawkwilder
    @Rawkwilder Před 3 lety +63

    I broke my screen. 10:30
    to the editor of this video: who hurt you? what did my screen ever do to you? why?

    • @Ash-wo5vy
      @Ash-wo5vy Před 3 lety +3

      Under rated

    • @Culdcepter
      @Culdcepter Před 3 lety +8

      Totally missed that until I read your comment and re-watched.....the feels for your monitor, I understand.

    • @etonicturtle4476
      @etonicturtle4476 Před 2 lety +1

      Imma be honest I don’t understand?

    • @Rawkwilder
      @Rawkwilder Před 2 lety

      @@etonicturtle4476 lower left corner.

  • @ZenRhino
    @ZenRhino Před 3 lety +11

    "Why do humans have thoughts?" Unfortunately this couple will never know.

  • @iceman34
    @iceman34 Před 3 lety +375

    Uncomfortable possible truth: Henry seems very comfortable in ladies apparel.

    • @ak504
      @ak504 Před 3 lety +16

      crossdressing is the new sexy

    • @iceman34
      @iceman34 Před 3 lety +20

      @@ak504 haha not disagreeing. Good for him being secure enough to do it.

    • @ak504
      @ak504 Před 3 lety +3

      @@iceman34 😂yea

    • @maniczo8456
      @maniczo8456 Před 3 lety +12

      I don't think that clothes should have genders.

    • @Aggravated_brain9344
      @Aggravated_brain9344 Před 3 lety +9

      Just clothes... but ngl, my boy looking good.

  • @andrewangus9738
    @andrewangus9738 Před 3 lety +484

    Henry: "Im gonna buy her onlyfans, and shame the other people"
    Everyone Else: "He has us in the first half not gonna lie"

    • @grimgreycastle5141
      @grimgreycastle5141 Před 3 lety +3

      Yo does anyone know where that reddit was cause I have the urge to do an angry rant cause it not only includes a dead person but also the sister which probably without her consent

    • @doctor9633
      @doctor9633 Před 3 lety +6

      @@grimgreycastle5141 You might be flamed for going there just to be angry. Its like going to a strip club just to cover up the strippers bodies. just an opinion. Head on there if you want to . The reddit is noah get the boat if you're new here.

    • @friednoodle6582
      @friednoodle6582 Před 3 lety

      @@grimgreycastle5141 don't do it!

    • @grimgreycastle5141
      @grimgreycastle5141 Před 3 lety +1

      It was just a thought I won’t though think of this some catholic missionary trying to convert people at an orgy

  • @jackjacobson3893
    @jackjacobson3893 Před 3 lety +4

    I love how these both are there humor is so amazing

  • @DekkarJr
    @DekkarJr Před 3 lety +11

    "Creamy Debris" sounds like a good name for one of those championship horses.

  • @nowelltheowl5619
    @nowelltheowl5619 Před 3 lety +620

    Everybody gangster till the roaches start flying.

    • @Leo_Lapuebla
      @Leo_Lapuebla Před 3 lety +37

      10:31 look at the bottom left

    • @brisun100
      @brisun100 Před 3 lety +10

      @@Leo_Lapuebla Yeah I saw that too. Had to rewind to make sure......

    • @Leo_Lapuebla
      @Leo_Lapuebla Před 3 lety +4

      @@brisun100 I had to slowdown the video so that I can see

    • @hoodiereese7376
      @hoodiereese7376 Před 3 lety +2

      That shit is no joke I learned from irl experience

    • @FrarmerFrank
      @FrarmerFrank Před 3 lety +3

      Oh, I keep rubber bands for shooting roaches and them going airborne just makes it more fun
      Funies thing was when I had missed a roach multiple times but it flipped over,kicked a couple of times and died (died from "heart attack")

  • @sebastianwalker2200
    @sebastianwalker2200 Před 3 lety +251

    U know what really sucked about that false accusation at the beginning of the video. The football player was already sent to jail, but was able to get another trial. Not only that but he lost his scholarship that he been working for his entire life. And the girl literally falsely accused him of rape because she didn’t want her crush to figure out she had a threesome with two guys at a party. She is absolutely disgusting.

    • @bonk4349
      @bonk4349 Před 3 lety +10

      I agree

    • @stormfelixsimonns4015
      @stormfelixsimonns4015 Před 3 lety +67

      False accusers with proven intent should get their victim’s sentence.

    • @grimgreycastle5141
      @grimgreycastle5141 Před 3 lety +9

      Yah I remember this I don’t remember if the guy ever got his scholarship back can someone let me know

    • @Dinosaursof
      @Dinosaursof Před 3 lety +15

      The vegan parents who starved their kid is a true story too. Kids do not get all the nutrients they need from just fruits and vegetables.

    • @inkdrinker1204
      @inkdrinker1204 Před 3 lety +28

      @@grimgreycastle5141 He can’t, that’s the issue with this. If a woman accused a man of rape he is punished, even if he is found innocent people start to assume he could be capable of it because “why else would she accuse him” so at that point your life is ruined and in most cases the real victim will attempt to take their life. Now obviously this can and has happened to both men and women but it’s usually men that have this happen to them. As for the gentleman in this video he never got his scholarship back and i believe he did actually try to kil himself meanwhile the girl got away with it. ( I may be wrong on the last bit it’s been a while since I read that article )

  • @danielgoetz7821
    @danielgoetz7821 Před 3 lety +22

    For all the Child Predators, I hope you spend your entire time in prison in Gen Pop.

  • @blackenedsilversoul
    @blackenedsilversoul Před 3 lety +4

    I am so glad for this video. Now, whenever people ask me why I have no faith in humanity, I can point at this and say "pretty much that". Thanks guys, makes it a lot easier for me.

  • @gloweye
    @gloweye Před 3 lety +452

    Henry: Proposes torture
    Jeannie: And that's why you're my boyfriend.

    • @natsukimasamune7766
      @natsukimasamune7766 Před 3 lety +24

      they're both secretly super villains confirmed.

    • @yasabykonaga5355
      @yasabykonaga5355 Před 3 lety +9

      S & M

    • @LeonArgent
      @LeonArgent Před 3 lety +14

      its called having things in common and being supportive. Great thing to have in a relationship (along with common sense to not pull this shit off)

    • @kenshy10
      @kenshy10 Před 3 lety +11

      This is relatively minor torture anyway.

    • @GamingWithEgan
      @GamingWithEgan Před 3 lety +5

      @@kenshy10 Agreed. Torture 101 kind of stuff

  • @seanthomason3851
    @seanthomason3851 Před 3 lety +506

    Henry: "They can pull their toenails out one by one"
    Jeannie: "Yes! That's you're my boyfriend!" - Best quote of 2020

    • @huyle-ob8rg
      @huyle-ob8rg Před 3 lety +15

      "That's why you're my boyfriend"

    • @Iamwel
      @Iamwel Před 3 lety +6

      Gotta add that to my bucketlist of things I wanna hear my gf say.

  • @onceuponarevenant9409
    @onceuponarevenant9409 Před 2 lety +3

    Henry went all YMCA on us for the laughs for it, mad respect Henry, you really made us laugh.

  • @bhart3321
    @bhart3321 Před 2 lety +12

    "Don't help females period." -- Jeannie Queen of Pandas, Lady Immersion, First of her name, Breaker of feminist chains, a truly enlightened woman has given us our orders fellow crusaders give no quarter to female gender they must pay the price for their misandry. 😁

  • @labrattao
    @labrattao Před 3 lety +302

    16:15 "How much you snort bro?" "About half a Gramp, bro"

  • @kioo4teen125
    @kioo4teen125 Před 3 lety +543

    Jennie: "this is a Christian channel"
    Henry: 'we're still doing that?'

  • @merouanebelaroussi9706
    @merouanebelaroussi9706 Před 3 lety +111

    1:00 as algerian muslim here, even we are scared of thows mad fanatics extremist over there.

    • @redking6802
      @redking6802 Před 3 lety +3

      I'm a muslim from the middle east and I'm just going to say, shame on you...... you should report this video!!!

    • @merouanebelaroussi9706
      @merouanebelaroussi9706 Před 3 lety +46

      @@redking6802 dud, i'm algerian, we had 10 years of terrorism where we called the black decad, i was born in it, my dad lost 2 brothers who where cops, my mom lost a cousin who was kidnaped raped and merdered the day of her weeding, and i still remmember seeing a headless body in the middle of the streets when i was 3, so if if ur gonna tell me that fanatism is fine, sry m8, it isn't, i know that was they said in the video might be a bit offending, and i fell that way too, but what is sad is that it is true, it might not represent the true valius or Islam, and they are deffinitly not what GOD and Muhamad sala Alah alaihi was salam told us to do, but this is what is happening right now as we speak, in the middile east, wether it is in daesh or in some other places where assholes use our religion to fool some idiots into doing stupid and immoral things.
      now this isn't specific to Islam ether, the crusaders in 14 centuries did worst things, and that is what extream fanatism lead to, now if gonna denie it and throw a fit about it go ahead, but the first step to resolving a probleme, is admiting there is one.

    • @maxsmith4412
      @maxsmith4412 Před 3 lety +5

      @@redking6802 are you playing the devil's advocate?

    • @redking6802
      @redking6802 Před 3 lety +1

      @@maxsmith4412 funny.....

    • @ascensionblade
      @ascensionblade Před 3 lety +2

      @@merouanebelaroussi9706 over there? in France? 😁 just kidding. Hope you are well.

  • @loganmiles7836
    @loganmiles7836 Před 3 lety

    I first clicked on this by accident while trying to look up Ark:SE info, late at night, and quietly went, “I’m sorry... wtf?!” That being said, Nezuko Henry is absolutely hilarious and fantastic. Thank you Jeannie, that was a laugh I desperately needed.

  • @vk5435
    @vk5435 Před 3 lety +252

    You know jeannie is traumatized when she barely does the cute voice

    • @Baalaaxa
      @Baalaaxa Před 3 lety +26

      @Simply Legendary Wait, out of all those things you found that last meme of 'implied dick in a throat while watching Netflix' the most traumatizing? Okay.

    • @Bmanritchie
      @Bmanritchie Před 3 lety +4

      @@Baalaaxa Wait, people can be traumatized to images that others (like Henry) are desensitized to? Okay

    • @dovahkiinthesardine2559
      @dovahkiinthesardine2559 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Bmanritchie but the last one was a drawing of a not really traumatizing Situation while the other were a guy selling his 4 yo daughter as a sex slave or something lol

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 Před 3 lety

      @@dovahkiinthesardine2559 This is why countries are banning anime but more lax about child sex trafficking that gets past the authorities. You can watch anime but hurting real people is kept in the dark and secret, so no real need to put forth any extra efforts. Better to arrest people online who talk about those evils happening in country than stop the evil itself.

  • @lucassmith992
    @lucassmith992 Před 3 lety +206

    I came here for edgy memes, not to loose faith in humanity

    • @JettKuroi
      @JettKuroi Před 3 lety +24

      You still had faith in humanity?

    • @henrydickerson9776
      @henrydickerson9776 Před 3 lety +7

      There's a difference?

    • @conanholmes8620
      @conanholmes8620 Před 3 lety +3

      Dude im telling you now, faith left along fucking time ago, it stright otta the hemisphere

    • @notoriousastronaut2309
      @notoriousastronaut2309 Před 3 lety +3

      Did you really have faith in humanity after all the dumb shit we've done? I lost faith in humanity a long time ago

    • @chase8967
      @chase8967 Před 3 lety +3

      Faith in humanity is already gone when y'all decided to click on this video. btw wat is the sauce?

  • @tiki_4457
    @tiki_4457 Před 2 lety

    I live the feeling of finding a mxr video that u missed when ur waiting for the next upload

  • @FishoD
    @FishoD Před 2 lety +6

    6:50 - Jeannie reads the story :
    - Everyone : "Oh my god that is insane. That dude is a sicko."
    - Me : "Oh my god that is insane. She is giving birth being 43 years old? She won't even live long enough to her childs wedding."

  • @chozenwong6148
    @chozenwong6148 Před 3 lety +275

    Not gonna lie, it is really funny every time Henry talks about being a real men while he is still dressed as Nezuko.

  • @jhayabusa9344
    @jhayabusa9344 Před 3 lety +339

    This reddit should have been called “satan’s rejects”.

  • @Rodrigo-ei4ht
    @Rodrigo-ei4ht Před 3 lety +4

    I don't think I've ever seen Jeannie so angry before. I've never been more attracted to her xD Henry you found yourself a real keeper. Also real smooth how he just didn't acknowledge his cosplay. He's just asserting his dominance xD

  • @taurnguard
    @taurnguard Před 3 lety +1

    17:33 Henry: "We'll watch one more.." Me: "NOOOO!"

  • @spencerbrotherson9061
    @spencerbrotherson9061 Před 3 lety +205

    Henry: "i didn't know humanity could get this dark!"
    Me, a paralegal for 18 years: "Oh you sweet summer child..."
    It gets worse, trust me. i wish that were the worst thing i've seen

    • @obsideonyx7604
      @obsideonyx7604 Před 3 lety +19

      How are you still sane.
      Though it's bold of me to assume you're sane.

    • @spencerbrotherson9061
      @spencerbrotherson9061 Před 3 lety +14

      @@obsideonyx7604 eh, it depends on who you ask. I think I'm doing ok... My therapist would probably disagree

    • @maj.romuloortiz7832
      @maj.romuloortiz7832 Před 3 lety +6

      Humanity is pretty horrid and disgusting 🤒😣

    • @Name-ru1kt
      @Name-ru1kt Před 3 lety +6

      @@obsideonyx7604 oh you can still be sane. But after getting exposed to it in certin ways. It depends on your defenition of sane. If you are smart and take everything in from a logical perspective then you will be more focused on figuring out why. Just try not to be exposed to the same thing for too long and your be fine.

    • @War624
      @War624 Před 3 lety +5

      That whole part of the video was a roller coaster that I was not prepared for. My reaction was the same as Jeannie's. I know people can be fucked up, but holy shit.
      Edit: Well then... The rest of the video wasn't any better. FFS, humanity.

  • @davidcoleman3764
    @davidcoleman3764 Před 3 lety +92

    That last "bye" was so sad. Our poor Panda Queen has been scarred by humanity's filth. Lol

    • @PolyGrip
      @PolyGrip Před 3 lety +2

      then realise there are 1000 times worse ppl geyting away with stuff with insane cash and power at their disposal... meh. be good to each other, folks

  • @requiemforameme1
    @requiemforameme1 Před 3 lety +1

    I rewatch this video whenever I need to turn off my phone and say, “That’s enough internet for today.”

  • @Inertia888
    @Inertia888 Před 3 lety +9

    I used to see that incest billboard back when I was living in South Carolina too.
    weird.

  • @houtarooreki5751
    @houtarooreki5751 Před 3 lety +120

    "I didn't know humanity can get this dark"
    It gets darker, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY darker

    • @reshawshid
      @reshawshid Před 3 lety +7

      Unfortunately I know just how much darker it gets. I have a mental condition that makes me unable to experience helplessness, so my brain often tries to come up with more and more messed up scenarios to try and understand what other humans would experience. Helplessness seems like a pretty illogical emotion to have so my brain always wants to figure out why anyone would experience it.

    • @houtarooreki5751
      @houtarooreki5751 Před 3 lety +10

      @@reshawshid i get what your saying bro. Sadly, though its already pitch black, it can still go darker

    • @keltkenterbery
      @keltkenterbery Před 3 lety +4

      Any sane person shouldn't google Daisy's Destruction. Jail for owning a video, mental scars just of reading the case :)

  • @leostotts7202
    @leostotts7202 Před 3 lety +97

    I legit thought that our queen said “ I could suck on Noah” I’m dying lol

    • @ramrod126
      @ramrod126 Před 3 lety +7

      Wait, that isn't what she said?

    • @Justin-lx3to
      @Justin-lx3to Před 3 lety +5

      "Suck up Noah" is what she said

    • @Michealxlr
      @Michealxlr Před 3 lety +4

      @@Justin-lx3to Same energy

  • @mitchelltyner5670
    @mitchelltyner5670 Před 3 lety

    lol you got me with the shadow roach crawling in the corner hahaha

  • @winstongraham2356
    @winstongraham2356 Před 2 lety

    Your contact is very wholesome I hope you keep on doing the good work

  • @BendApparatus
    @BendApparatus Před 3 lety +139

    Jennie "Why do you hurt me like this?"
    Henry "chuckles..."

    • @cdubbart
      @cdubbart Před 3 lety +17

      Henry: “Because... ONLY 54% OF OUR VIEWERS ARE SUBSCRIBED...!”

    • @dawanlloyd9791
      @dawanlloyd9791 Před 3 lety +2

      Sad Jennie bye is heartbreaking! 😔

  • @LordRae
    @LordRae Před 3 lety +46

    10:30 lol at the editor. Trying to slip that by but I caught it.

    • @apollon1891smyrne
      @apollon1891smyrne Před 3 lety +3

      are you kidding it almost gave me a heart attack

    • @dannyvanh
      @dannyvanh Před 3 lety +2

      This scared the life outta me, was watching on my phone in bed with the lights out

    • @signdowny
      @signdowny Před 3 lety +1

      It was legendary. I just had to laugh.

    • @loading...4304
      @loading...4304 Před 3 lety +2

      I knew my eye caught movement on the left screen

    • @MINKIN2
      @MINKIN2 Před 3 lety +1

      Low key jump scare

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 Před 3 lety +7

    That vegan story reminds me of my dad. I was showing serious signs of malnutrition but he still insisted on not giving me meat and now I am half a head shorter than my brother. Luckily my mother put her foot down (not easy with him) and got custody.

  • @Re5ist_ance
    @Re5ist_ance Před 3 lety +1

    17:20 - Jeannie's cringe face and recoil almost killed me with laughter .. lol 😂🤣

    • @Anonymous-jj9yu
      @Anonymous-jj9yu Před 2 lety

      I’m pretty sure she didn’t like that hentai ( fella pure

  • @The19Scout97
    @The19Scout97 Před 3 lety +95

    "Yesss, I l... thats why you are my boyfriend." That legit gave me chills. xD

  • @CatapultGaming
    @CatapultGaming Před 3 lety +48

    When Henry says literally and pauses to question himself and then looks right into the camera like "Well can't take it back now"

    • @charntsabre3463
      @charntsabre3463 Před 3 lety

      @Coffee Rain ?

    • @lionaster5001
      @lionaster5001 Před 3 lety

      @@charntsabre3463 i actually hate henry now even thou i helped with jukin media am actually mad like stop saying all muslims bad people not all muslims like this i cant believe it

    • @charntsabre3463
      @charntsabre3463 Před 3 lety

      @@lionaster5001 not all are bad but stereotypes are fun to joke around with. Let the guy have fun, you fucking sinner.

    • @lionaster5001
      @lionaster5001 Před 3 lety

      @@charntsabre3463 Discrimination is fun now?

    • @charntsabre3463
      @charntsabre3463 Před 3 lety +2

      @@lionaster5001 It's not discrimination. It's comedy. Legitimate discrimination has to be actually acted on. And if they don't actually think or feel that way towards Muslims or whatever than it doesn't matter.
      What if they love those people but just joke around about it because of the stereotype?
      You can do that about anybody. If you dont mean any harm and you're just being a comedian, it's fine.
      also, every culture is going to have something to say about someone else's culture. It's not normal for me to eat bugs but you better believe if there's a culture where that's normal than other cultures will make fun of them. It doesn't mean they hate them man.
      I'm sure there's something you see where you're like wow that's crazy they do that and talk about it. What are you going to hide your discrimination?
      You aren't perfect, you got your own sins too. It doesn't fucking matter.
      You sound like you can't be a very happy or humble person with that perspective.

  • @slackerton935
    @slackerton935 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Easily the darkest MxR video I've seen

  • @hetbypierrelouissinal5203

    I thought i watched every single episode but i must've missed this one, and CZcams was there to remind of a time where Jeannie and Henry used to watch pretty disturbing things. Wow...

  • @XavecoYoO
    @XavecoYoO Před 3 lety +68

    Me thinking: "Holy crap those were some crazy cases..."
    Realizes its been only 7 mins in the video. Damn

    • @adlan_kacak
      @adlan_kacak Před 3 lety

      in my country years ago there is one dude turn psychopath thinking that his wife having affair (which is not true actually) being such an abusive husband, then one day he killed his wife, and his kids too if i`m not mistaken ... it happened more then 15 years ago!

  • @bentley014gt7
    @bentley014gt7 Před 3 lety +76

    Nobody:
    video starts:
    Henry: jeannie think it’s time for...
    me: not again

    • @vpirules95
      @vpirules95 Před 3 lety +2

      This time, way worse than the others

    • @bentley014gt7
      @bentley014gt7 Před 3 lety +2

      @@vpirules95 What do you mean????????????

    • @vpirules95
      @vpirules95 Před 3 lety

      @@bentley014gt7 From all the other Noah vids from them, this one had me hurting the most in comparison. Henry delivered well on this one

  • @mr.e9502
    @mr.e9502 Před 3 lety +4

    Every entry in this vid actually had me going “Noah! Get the boat!” The ones that involved sexual assault made me go “Noah! Forget the boat! Just get the flamethrower!”

    • @jjf3161
      @jjf3161 Před 3 lety

      For 3 whole months your comment has sat with no likes. Now i bestow upon you 1 like!𝓝𝓸𝔀 𝓰𝓸 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓱 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓫𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓫𝓸𝓻𝓷 𝓶𝔂 𝓯𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀 𝓡𝓮𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓽𝓸𝓻!

  • @kalizionkills5979
    @kalizionkills5979 Před 3 lety

    When the bird getting cooked clip jeanie flinched while henry showed absolutely no emotion

  • @matthewmayston4471
    @matthewmayston4471 Před 3 lety +129

    jeannie "why are we born with a frontal cortex"
    me: "lobotomy can sort that right out and most of the people in these stories need one"

    • @Johnboy3641
      @Johnboy3641 Před 3 lety +7

      Lobotomy.

    • @backonlazer791
      @backonlazer791 Před 3 lety +2

      I think people might think that lobotomy makes you braindead or kills you or something, but it doesn't. It can change your behaviour but not always for the better, and there are side effects most of the time.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte Před 3 lety +1

      @@backonlazer791 well, depends on how it is done. "Truth is, the game was rigged from the start...".
      But let's just keep crap like that past us, right now I'm already on all time low in my ability to believe governments to follow their own laws and in justice system working fairly.

    • @mr.wilson4360
      @mr.wilson4360 Před 3 lety +1

      Espt

    • @MegaInTheSky
      @MegaInTheSky Před 3 lety +1

      Frontal lobe injuries often lead to impulsive personality changes and lack of proper judgment, making things worse only. See frontal lobe syndrome.

  • @unsuspecting_man
    @unsuspecting_man Před 3 lety +153

    Doctor: it's fine Nezuko henry doesn't exist
    Nezuko Henry

  • @DaksterStudios
    @DaksterStudios Před 3 lety

    Noah get the boat is actually one of your best videos for me ngl XD

  • @sodkljah1194
    @sodkljah1194 Před 3 lety +1

    I didn't even noticed the outfit and thought "wow, Henry looks pretty today"

  • @omnikingzeno5520
    @omnikingzeno5520 Před 3 lety +63

    I feel dirty just listening to the dead girls one

  • @tylerfewox2887
    @tylerfewox2887 Před 3 lety +201

    Me: "time to hit like"
    Also me: "oh no there's 68 dislikes"
    Me: "forgive me lord immersion, but I did what I had to do"

    • @bug5654
      @bug5654 Před 3 lety +10

      Nice.

    • @Johnboy3641
      @Johnboy3641 Před 3 lety +8

      Nice.

    • @CeeJayThe13th
      @CeeJayThe13th Před 3 lety +3

      Just got the record, CZcams doesn't care if it's a like or dislike. It sees it all as interaction which helps the video get pushed by the algorithm which is the whole point of "smashing that like button" and all that jazz to begin with.

    • @tylerfewox2887
      @tylerfewox2887 Před 3 lety +2

      @@CeeJayThe13th thank you, now I can feel good about my heresy

    • @natsukimasamune7766
      @natsukimasamune7766 Před 3 lety +3

      tehe sixty nine
      funny.

  • @RTJ3DCosplay
    @RTJ3DCosplay Před 3 lety +3

    still one of the most real jeannie moments ever starting from 1:55

  • @ZacK-pc8du
    @ZacK-pc8du Před 2 lety +1

    For a moment i've dupt that my video speed is high at the sky, but discovered later that the one is high enough to talk that way is Henrry GODSPEED

  • @samuelelfstrom7731
    @samuelelfstrom7731 Před 3 lety +72

    Hypnotist tricks the parent into loving their gay son instead.

    • @CxNightshade_Music
      @CxNightshade_Music Před 3 lety +1

      Twas what I was thinking lol.

    • @StumpyDaPaladin
      @StumpyDaPaladin Před 3 lety +6

      But this is NoahGetTheBoat; so his newfound love for his son would go 100%Alabama.
      Because humans are awful. :(

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 Před 3 lety

      You can not change preferences with hypnosis. It only helps to increase desires already there, like being friendly to other persons or to yourself. Also it does not work on everyone.

  • @mrdvus12
    @mrdvus12 Před 3 lety +62

    was not expecting Asian James Charles when I clicked on this, did henry lose a bet?

    • @DVankeuren
      @DVankeuren Před 3 lety +1

      Yeas, yeas he did, even if he didn't, I an telling myself he did.

  • @eliteayanokoji8637
    @eliteayanokoji8637 Před 3 lety +8

    4:49 This dad walked so the Onlyfans dads could run

  • @coreygreenhill8928
    @coreygreenhill8928 Před 3 lety

    8:30 "and you can't stop me had me dead

  • @lullsbaby9321
    @lullsbaby9321 Před 3 lety +70

    Man does diarrehea in the shower.
    Jeannie: ...Do you agree with him
    Henry: Doesnt say no
    :%
    11:48

    • @luciacruz9570
      @luciacruz9570 Před 3 lety +4

      I was on that part dude

    • @helgenlane
      @helgenlane Před 3 lety +3

      Tbf, that probably feels much better than sitting on the toilet, turning your guts out. Comfort or the water hitting your body would probably help

    • @zerotodona1495
      @zerotodona1495 Před 3 lety

      I mean, you might have to shower afterwards anyways if you shot yourself

  • @blacknemesy
    @blacknemesy Před 3 lety +159

    This was the most Noah episode ever. Holy shtso much disgusting crap.

    • @EryNoX
      @EryNoX Před 3 lety +17

      Yeah, this time I found it really complicated to watch the video without feeling weird and discusted... It was really painful to watch for some of those.

    • @kesskrys530
      @kesskrys530 Před 3 lety +8

      Yeah a lot of it was painful......I wanted to watch it though cause I had to play catch up with the last couple videos

    • @philliplockhart9954
      @philliplockhart9954 Před 3 lety +2

      Yea. Most of this was just depressing

    • @pauntobell9969
      @pauntobell9969 Před 3 lety +4

      I think those posts broke me, ngl.

    • @azel7056
      @azel7056 Před 3 lety +1

      Yup I can understand that, I lost my lunch ...twice

  • @Wrathura
    @Wrathura Před 3 lety +1

    Jeannie got that last pic faster than I did lol.

  • @hatmayne2909
    @hatmayne2909 Před 3 lety

    I can’t image what others think when this is the first vid the person watches when they are introduced to MXR

  • @sover1723
    @sover1723 Před 3 lety +79

    No one: *Jeannie 20 years later*
    "Mommy mommy, what kind of CZcams videos did you make?"
    Jeannie: 17:40 anime henry and tik tok thots. "Ah nothing sweety."
    Is it just me or is she going to have a weird future...

  • @robbiethompson3695
    @robbiethompson3695 Před 3 lety +67

    Jeannie: "That's why you're my "boyfriend."

    • @Triplet_Plays
      @Triplet_Plays Před 3 lety +4

      Why did you put boyfriend in quotations

    • @mylovecasanova8670
      @mylovecasanova8670 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Triplet_Plays why do you care

    • @xyzyzx1253
      @xyzyzx1253 Před 3 lety +1

      Lmao, someone’s salty that he can do this and still be considered a boyfriend by the only person who matters if he’s considered her boyfriend.
      Threatened by Henry’s Mega Chad vibes and you don’t even know it

    • @umaru1942
      @umaru1942 Před 3 lety +3

      @@mylovecasanova8670 he wants to know why, r u dumb

    • @feha92
      @feha92 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Triplet_Plays They put it *outside* quotations. And forgot the closing quote for the final one. Also forgot concatenation-operators between the strings and the _boyfriend_ variable

  • @jeffersonwongk.h.7757
    @jeffersonwongk.h.7757 Před 2 lety +1

    I was like: "Ayo Henry, wtf happen to you!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!"

  • @eddyclow
    @eddyclow Před 3 lety

    The reaction at the end hahahaha 🤣

  • @muallaikaalbaidawy6863
    @muallaikaalbaidawy6863 Před 3 lety +38

    Complaining about peace, then straight suggesting torture

    • @radsimp5710
      @radsimp5710 Před 3 lety +1

      lmao

    • @cman4740
      @cman4740 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol. True.

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx Před 3 lety +2

      Well maybe we only can get peace through torture. Donno, never tried it.

    • @filthywario8613
      @filthywario8613 Před 3 lety +1

      to those who hurt other people, yes

    • @siukong
      @siukong Před 3 lety +1

      @@xxXXRAPXXxx Never tried it? On the contrary, that's the approach humanity used for most of its existence. And I shouldn't need to explain that rather than leading to peace, most people's lives were miserable and short.

  • @TySama0
    @TySama0 Před 3 lety +33

    I'm glad he posted two videos of him as Nezuko.

  • @cystemowns1488
    @cystemowns1488 Před 3 lety

    WOW, I was thinking "Noah, get the boat", before they announced that was what this video was about.

  • @archangel98632
    @archangel98632 Před 3 lety

    Lovin' Jeannie and Henry's matching nails :D

  • @MiniNoahTheWorm
    @MiniNoahTheWorm Před 3 lety +14

    "Help restore Jeannie's sanity, every little bit helps"
    We're gonna need a gofundme at this rate

  • @gojosdomain5175
    @gojosdomain5175 Před 3 lety +28

    Back to back as Nezuko. Demon slayer is taking hold.

  • @hoodz_trxpzxl5799
    @hoodz_trxpzxl5799 Před 3 lety +2

    17:17 BRUH i woke up my whole house and it was 1 am xD

  • @vyper3436
    @vyper3436 Před 3 lety +9

    I don't know wether to laugh or be mortified by the fact that a teen snorted his own grandfather

  • @itisnotjustin
    @itisnotjustin Před 3 lety +37

    This is the darkest Noah Get The Boat video I've ever seen.
    I'm agnostic but sometimes, this world makes me wish the boat existed.

    • @darthsmythe6783
      @darthsmythe6783 Před 3 lety +1

      Kyu Jaejae actually they found something resembling the ark in dimensions, and I think the floods were recorded in the Hammurabi. So while the story is just a parable to glean a higher understanding of the ancients teaching it may hold some historical roots.

    • @itisnotjustin
      @itisnotjustin Před 3 lety

      Darth Smythe that sounds like sixth grade world history

    • @darthsmythe6783
      @darthsmythe6783 Před 3 lety

      Apologies thought you said agnostic not atheist. One understands the purpose of religion while the other denies it completely.

  • @jacobgomez3508
    @jacobgomez3508 Před 3 lety +8

    14:07 “nope just blanks” omfg💀💀💀

  • @rocketttroll5738
    @rocketttroll5738 Před 8 měsíci

    3:50 Henry: "I didn't know humanity could get this dark."
    My friend, you have only scratched the surface. At least there are some people who know what they are doing is wrong and try to stop whenever they can.

  • @kahn289
    @kahn289 Před 3 lety

    Aaaaand makeup! Henry has a great life. Seriously, this guy won the life lottery.

  • @MistaCen
    @MistaCen Před 3 lety +37

    J: "This is why your my boyfriend" *high 5s*
    Narrator: "Awhile later."
    J: "Why do you hurt me."
    🤣😂

  • @karmaneko643
    @karmaneko643 Před 3 lety +6

    11:30 NO! YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW EDITOR! I barely caught that outta the corner of me eye, and had to rewatch that.

  • @the_trevoir
    @the_trevoir Před 3 lety +2

    I have a “special folder” too, it’s called “HenryNezuko” 😂

  • @LordValerian
    @LordValerian Před 3 lety

    I love how it was probably kai that added the cockroach on the screen. This is the friend group I strive for

  • @dumbfuck8398
    @dumbfuck8398 Před 3 lety +12

    1:54 and here we see true love...
    and this is why we Krewsade

  • @TheSmellyboiboi
    @TheSmellyboiboi Před 3 lety +4

    Jeannie and Henry agreeing on the methods of turture is honestly the most wholesome thing I've seen in a while

  • @DuskHound
    @DuskHound Před 3 lety +3

    Henry really be making me question my sexuality these past couple bids ngl

  • @beeestuff9819
    @beeestuff9819 Před 3 lety

    Henry makes the funniest jokes lol
    Watching this was a constant rollercoaster of EWWW and Lmfao

  • @yummyyummy6683
    @yummyyummy6683 Před 3 lety +43

    Tanjiro: meet henry the most beautiful girl in our village.

  • @HMan2828
    @HMan2828 Před 3 lety +63

    The upside is that "life in prison" for sex offenders is usually pretty short...

    • @thelonelongma5603
      @thelonelongma5603 Před 3 lety +15

      Yep, even other prisoners hate these monsters.
      EDIT: especially when it involves children.

    • @kokirij0167
      @kokirij0167 Před 3 lety +28

      „What are you in for?“
      „Murder, you?“
      „Raped my niece“
      *sharpens shank* „I can take a few more years of prison“

    • @tannercrooks3100
      @tannercrooks3100 Před 3 lety +8

      @@kokirij0167 Damn right.

    • @jameslambert5198
      @jameslambert5198 Před 3 lety +8

      @@kokirij0167 honestly despite the fact that I do disagree with most types of murder... I don't mind rapists, paedophiles and the like being tortured and killed. It's kinda just worth it in a way. I have a best friend who was... raped over the course of about 10 years... by her 'step dad'. I have considered hurting him but she's convinced me to allow justice to play out. But people like him deserve hell. Like what the fuck do people find attractive in an eight year old? Makes my blood boil. Sorry for the rant lol

    • @kromaggo2pl
      @kromaggo2pl Před 3 lety +2

      You clearly don't understand how prison works... Most sexual offenders are kept on separate wings for this very reason.
      What is sad is this makes them think prisoners don't mind sexual offenders... I've watched once interview with one who said "i was worried cause ppl been saying in prison i get hurt but everyone are so nice to me..."

  • @1htsht4u
    @1htsht4u Před 3 lety +1

    ok you guys need to do a couple of wholesome positive videos to help burn clean my memories

  • @zapcjw
    @zapcjw Před 3 lety

    Is henry looking fine today or just me ? You got makeup on bro ? Killing it!