Some Scots can't say "purple burglar alarm"

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  • @der_peevmeister
    @der_peevmeister Před 2 lety +14105

    “How did you defeat the Scots in the war, grandpa?”
    “Purple burglar alarms….”

  • @jennahinckley8216
    @jennahinckley8216 Před 2 lety +23113

    This has the same energy as that “Aaron earned an iron urn” Baltimore accent test

    • @RonWolfHowl
      @RonWolfHowl Před 2 lety +2647

      *ERNERNANERNERN*

    • @RonWolfHowl
      @RonWolfHowl Před 2 lety +548

      Thank you so much for sharing this

    • @koyyle
      @koyyle Před 2 lety +755

      Yo we had someone say that in our class and they legit said errerrneherrrern

    • @rystat
      @rystat Před 2 lety +1113

      “Shit we really talk like that?”

    • @golazo
      @golazo Před 2 lety +235

      Ah the world famous Baltimore accent

  • @cameronphenix2096
    @cameronphenix2096 Před 11 měsíci +4566

    He nails it once, and could've ended it there, but he gets cocky and tries for it again and fails more than before. A true Scotsman

    • @TheSacredCowtipper88
      @TheSacredCowtipper88 Před 10 měsíci

      There are, in fact, no true Scotsmans.

    • @poudink5791
      @poudink5791 Před 10 měsíci +99

      sorry, but there are no true Scotsmen

    • @cosmoreverb3943
      @cosmoreverb3943 Před 10 měsíci +169

      ​@@poudink5791That's not what a true Scotsman would say

    • @th3unmaker
      @th3unmaker Před 10 měsíci +14

      @@poudink5791 I thought it was "there are no true Scotsmen phallus' ". Or something.

    • @majorramsay55
      @majorramsay55 Před 9 měsíci +35

      He definitely did not nail anything 😂

  • @mrwindupbird101
    @mrwindupbird101 Před 11 měsíci +2225

    Becoming self aware of your own accent or dialect is always a bit of a shock

    • @hwile
      @hwile Před 9 měsíci +67

      Have you seen "Aaron earned an iron urn"?

    • @grandmabiscuits
      @grandmabiscuits Před 7 měsíci +15

      i’m weird in that i don’t have one, because i have like seven. i’m constantly switching between different ones and fucking combining mashing them all up and it’s just. not really any one thing ever.

    • @nitroxylictv
      @nitroxylictv Před 2 měsíci +10

      ​@@grandmabiscuits Are you American? Most Texans and southerners talk with a "public" voice where they tense their throats up to mitigate the southern accent, but when they relax their entire face, tongue and throat they talk with a pretty damn strong southern accent.

    • @TheAutisticFrog
      @TheAutisticFrog Před 2 měsíci

      @@nitroxylictvhuh.

    • @TheAutisticFrog
      @TheAutisticFrog Před 2 měsíci

      @@nitroxylictvim texan and feel like i sound generally “usamerican”

  • @lukeo5908
    @lukeo5908 Před 2 lety +34280

    It’s like watching a man repeatedly trying to walk through a glass door

    • @Kurama420
      @Kurama420 Před 2 lety +471

      Which one is heavier? A kilogram of feathers or a kilogram of steel?
      *Visually having an existential crisis*

    • @itseskyy4859
      @itseskyy4859 Před 2 lety +74

      None is heavier because they both 1 Kilogram

    • @FreezCa69
      @FreezCa69 Před 2 lety +206

      @@itseskyy4859 well hello there Sherlock

    • @christiaanprinsloo8951
      @christiaanprinsloo8951 Před 2 lety +140

      @@itseskyy4859 no steel is heavier than feathers

    • @Lailamoreno16
      @Lailamoreno16 Před 2 lety +55

      @@christiaanprinsloo8951 no because if there’s one kilogram worth of steel and one kilogram worth of feathers they have the same weight but different masses it’s actually pretty simple

  • @fergin4979
    @fergin4979 Před 2 lety +10944

    I like how he gets closer and closer, then after his best attempt it goes downhill fast

    • @CFret-tl4oj
      @CFret-tl4oj Před 2 lety +268

      he actually gets pretty close and it devolves into him repeating “boggle”

    • @ds8995
      @ds8995 Před 2 lety +183

      I think it's more the fact his best attempt he stripped the accent back a bit. Got confident and tried it in his full accent again only to fail miserably.
      I'm Scottish and I feel his pain, I can only say it in an English accent 😂😂

    • @danielf2695
      @danielf2695 Před 2 lety +19

      @@VeganSemihCyprus33 fuck the ecosystem

    • @William-Morey-Baker
      @William-Morey-Baker Před 2 lety +5

      @@danielf2695 ... you are the reason we cant have nice things...
      more like Daniel F Off

    • @danielf2695
      @danielf2695 Před 2 lety +6

      @@William-Morey-Baker Yes

  • @theraven3607
    @theraven3607 Před 9 měsíci +243

    If I ever win the lottery, I am sending a purple burglar alarm to every household in Scotland. They'll try to make it the talk of the town but they won't succeed!

    • @decsxx
      @decsxx Před měsícem +2

      this is way too fucking good

  • @PoletBally
    @PoletBally Před 9 měsíci +77

    They call them violet intruder notifiers instead.

  • @plotsky_
    @plotsky_ Před 2 lety +20761

    "Em the some scottish people that can't say puplbuglealam"
    *realizes he's scottish*

    • @gillymac9363
      @gillymac9363 Před 2 lety +11

      Uber lol

    • @9usuck0
      @9usuck0 Před 2 lety +15

      5k isn't enough likes for this comment.

    • @vive335
      @vive335 Před 2 lety +24

      Puppy eagle alarm 🚨

    • @xXIDanIZz
      @xXIDanIZz Před 2 lety +7

      Underrated comment is underrated

    • @definity_j0rd4n
      @definity_j0rd4n Před 2 lety +6

      'Llandrindod' how tf am I supposed to say this place? Landing dog?

  • @robbiel8677
    @robbiel8677 Před 2 lety +18287

    An english guy once told me that we scottish people sounded like pigeons to him and I never got it... now I do.

    • @BlaecOleander
      @BlaecOleander Před 2 lety +428

      Noooo 😭

    • @BlaecOleander
      @BlaecOleander Před 2 lety +353

      I didn't get it at first and so I replayed it and now I can never unhear this

    • @beaverIAB
      @beaverIAB Před 2 lety +83

      As an Englishman, I don't understand what he was on about.

    • @phodd
      @phodd Před 2 lety +254

      Scotland is a place whaur doos coo an' coos moo.

    • @blockrock44
      @blockrock44 Před 2 lety +94

      What kind of pigeons do you all have there in England??? Doesn't sound like a pigeon at all to me.

  • @RegisTraiter
    @RegisTraiter Před 8 měsíci +468

    "Say "purple""
    "Pobble"
    "Close enough. Say "burglar""
    "Boggler"
    "Hm. Say "alarm""
    "Orram"
    "Fine. Now, say "Purple burglar alarm""
    *INCOMPREHENSIBLE SCOTTISH NOISES*

  • @cheeezs
    @cheeezs Před 11 měsíci +124

    this man was gobsmacked, dazzled and flabbergasted all at the same time

  • @fonzylopez5806
    @fonzylopez5806 Před 2 lety +17854

    that moment a man becomes aware of a crippling disability he never knew he had.

    • @idot3331
      @idot3331 Před 2 lety +710

      A rare condition found in only 0.06% of the world's population. Being Scottish.

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior Před 2 lety +107

      I thought he already knew he was Scottish!

    • @FinleyZero
      @FinleyZero Před 2 lety +77

      Reminds me of that streamer who realized he was starting to go bald during a livestream.

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 Před 2 lety +81

      "Im retarded?"

    • @thepenguin9
      @thepenguin9 Před 2 lety +11

      @@FinleyZero who?

  • @michaelbullen3104
    @michaelbullen3104 Před 2 lety +9509

    i love how confused yet simultaneously pissed he looks near the tail end

    • @jameswolf5513
      @jameswolf5513 Před 2 lety +8

      You no longer have 69. I apologize.

    • @michaelbullen3104
      @michaelbullen3104 Před 2 lety +38

      @@jameswolf5513 it’s fine homie almost every comment someone says “DON’T RUIN IT, IT’S AT 69!” to, usually ends up going over that amount anyway

    • @eatyourcereal4747
      @eatyourcereal4747 Před 2 lety +3

      @@jameswolf5513 eat our cereal

    • @zacmumblethunder7466
      @zacmumblethunder7466 Před 2 lety +3

      Yeah, then it goes quiet until the likes reach 665.

    • @eatyourcereal4747
      @eatyourcereal4747 Před 2 lety +5

      @@zacmumblethunder7466 you forgot 419

  • @ct6852
    @ct6852 Před 10 měsíci +26

    When the earbuds come out you know it's getting serious.

  • @chickenbawqueyt
    @chickenbawqueyt Před 3 měsíci +12

    "em some scottish people canesee
    pople boclelarm
    pople boclelarm
    *confused*
    pople boclelarm
    *pulls out earbuds*
    pople baglar alarm
    pople boclelalar--
    bodcle
    bogle
    pople baglar
    bo--"

  • @mericet39
    @mericet39 Před 2 lety +54686

    That is why, in Scotland, burglar alarms come in all colours except purple.

  • @df4196
    @df4196 Před 2 lety +14422

    I love how Limmy takes out his earphones to hear himself mess it up

    • @tytaanis
      @tytaanis Před 2 lety +44

      That's the way.

    • @Saiku
      @Saiku Před 2 lety +178

      It's the other way around, having those kind of headphones in makes you hear your own voice echo even more in your head, thus making it harder to speak because you hear your own voice echo more. Taking them out makes it easier to speak without your own voice distracting yourself. However, he still could barely say it.

    • @meatbleed
      @meatbleed Před 2 lety +8

      He might've been able to hear himself through them. Or having his ears plugged messed with his head lol

    • @primethread
      @primethread Před 2 lety +13

      He removed them to get rid of the sidetone actually. He was hearing himself too much.

    • @universalrandomizer405
      @universalrandomizer405 Před 2 lety +6

      He can't believe his ears!!

  • @BigJiggly
    @BigJiggly Před 9 měsíci +282

    Congrats to the man for working to overcome his disability, I simply couldn’t imagine the horrors of being Scottish.

  • @Wampa842
    @Wampa842 Před 10 měsíci +19

    I call this "Unfettered Enthusiasm Meets a Merciless Reality"

  • @trishial8212
    @trishial8212 Před 2 lety +35472

    I love how you can pinpoint the moment he realizes that he is the "some scottish people"

    • @ailaaaishapath9823
      @ailaaaishapath9823 Před 2 lety +68

      i also love how you can pinpoint the moment when your comment is recycled thrash just like your life

    • @99Cheops99
      @99Cheops99 Před 2 lety +788

      @@ailaaaishapath9823 careful you might cut yourself on that edge

    • @this_is_patrick
      @this_is_patrick Před 2 lety +359

      @@ailaaaishapath9823 Man, you can't even troll people properly, f-ck outta here with that sh-tty bait lmao.

    • @diasteroid
      @diasteroid Před 2 lety +208

      *sam scosh peel

    • @dawidek4267
      @dawidek4267 Před 2 lety +4

      @@99Cheops99 no u

  • @theelementalscientist6631
    @theelementalscientist6631 Před 2 lety +8026

    The look of confusion on his face after the 2nd try is priceless

    • @MrClickity
      @MrClickity Před 2 lety +160

      "What the hell is happening here? Am I having a stroke?"

    • @oleanderkazzy_
      @oleanderkazzy_ Před 2 lety +7

      1k likes in 3 days never done before

    • @CarlosRios1
      @CarlosRios1 Před 2 lety +7

      When someone tells him feathers are heavier than steel

    • @sophie_arkenstone1484
      @sophie_arkenstone1484 Před 2 lety +5

      Lmao! He really looked like he thought he was gonna get it!

    • @GenericYTFan
      @GenericYTFan Před 2 lety +2

      He was like huhhhhhh

  • @karthikaskitchenrecipes1870
    @karthikaskitchenrecipes1870 Před 11 měsíci +59

    Imagine 5 scotsmen trying to say the same together.

    • @Wolverinejackman
      @Wolverinejackman Před 9 měsíci +3

      It'd probably sound like the Kazakh reporter diesel engine

    • @mr.duckie._.
      @mr.duckie._. Před 7 měsíci +4

      subtitles:
      n, the some scoish that cana see popul bo(d)gan alam
      popul boglala lam
      popul bo(d)glala lom
      *takes earphones out*
      popul borglar alam
      popul boglar ala-
      bodgulm-
      bodgulum-
      *puts on earphones*
      phophle bodglam-

  • @Got_No_Chutzpah
    @Got_No_Chutzpah Před 5 měsíci +16

    Every few months, I am recommended this video. I watch it over and over, then forget about it till the day the algorithm decides it's time for me to return.

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 Před 13 hodinami

      It's a mathematical constant in the universal continuum, the true form of order and stability. It always comes back, one way or the other.

  • @erfho8y
    @erfho8y Před 2 lety +31013

    How he actually takes out his earpieces to hear himself more clearly, priceless.

    • @codydinsen1375
      @codydinsen1375 Před 2 lety +48

      Ears are so funny....

    • @trisha9165
      @trisha9165 Před 2 lety +82

      takes em out then licks his lips like that's going to help lol

    • @LeHunkyDory
      @LeHunkyDory Před 2 lety +154

      But have you tried turning down the radio to see/read the side-streets better..? 😅

    • @JassZoigel
      @JassZoigel Před 2 lety +5

      @@LeHunkyDory uh that totally work because friday, friday

    • @dungeonmaster6292
      @dungeonmaster6292 Před 2 lety +56

      @@LeHunkyDory you only have limited cognition. So everything that detracts from one sense causes other senses to compensate, i.e. struggle

  • @EvWuzhere
    @EvWuzhere Před 2 lety +3611

    Its not even the whole phrase, they literally just cant say the word burglar

    • @8thlvlMage
      @8thlvlMage Před 2 lety +208

      Didn't sound like he got any of it, frankly. Pupple bugglam?

    • @Amigo21189
      @Amigo21189 Před 2 lety +304

      "Burglar" is fine, "alarm" is fine, but "burglar alarm" fills itself with intrusive rhotacism until it explodes.

    • @Mangeen
      @Mangeen Před 2 lety +27

      @@8thlvlMage I think for many dialects only the Scottish can understand them clearly. I got lucky in not being raised in Scotland so I don't have a thick accent but can a) understand them better and b) claim to be Scottish.

    • @Roo_R8
      @Roo_R8 Před 2 lety +3

      Lmao I mean I'm Scottish n can say it but defo agree with 2nd comment ✌️

    • @Jesyx
      @Jesyx Před 2 lety +9

      Pappal bagalam

  • @Lemonator32
    @Lemonator32 Před 11 měsíci +11

    It was at this moment Limmy realized he's Scottish.

  • @jobowisheshewasnomo4171
    @jobowisheshewasnomo4171 Před 9 měsíci +6

    i like that he thought the earbuds were the problem.

  • @tolowokere
    @tolowokere Před 2 lety +30276

    The fact that he's actually shocked is what does it for me.

  • @TrevDawgRS
    @TrevDawgRS Před 2 lety +146721

    I love how his reaction is like he just realized what scottish people sound like to others

    • @rogerfurlong1535
      @rogerfurlong1535 Před 2 lety +1913

      Love from Canada to you guys, we take a lot of sh*t for our accent from the Murrakins. I swear I've never said aboot in my f-ing life hahaha

    • @PlannedObsolescence
      @PlannedObsolescence Před 2 lety +2745

      @@rogerfurlong1535 You don't think you do, but you do.

    • @rogerfurlong1535
      @rogerfurlong1535 Před 2 lety +713

      @@PlannedObsolescence If you are from Wisonsin, you guys are the aboot kings haha

    • @CountingStars333
      @CountingStars333 Před 2 lety +60

      @@rogerfurlong1535 you have an accent?

    • @jagmannenarbrand8373
      @jagmannenarbrand8373 Před 2 lety +703

      @@rogerfurlong1535 You guys say aboot all the time. You just cant hear it lol. Americans exaggerate the Canadian way to say it but you guys still say it lmao.

  • @Plethorality
    @Plethorality Před rokem +16

    Thank you for the joy you bring to the world.

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 Před 3 měsíci +6

    I love how he just realizes he can’t say it as if he heard about how other Scots can’t say it, but just immediately assumed he could and never tested it until now. 💀💀

  • @neilomac
    @neilomac Před 2 lety +20953

    That’s why we call them ‘lilac thief sirens’ up here.

  • @mellowyellow360
    @mellowyellow360 Před 2 lety +7345

    When he realized that his accent is heavier than steel.

    • @unsubfrommeplease5527
      @unsubfrommeplease5527 Před 2 lety +41

      @fraser.... what

    • @islandhopper7614
      @islandhopper7614 Před 2 lety +34

      @fraser */blink\*

    • @Zargabaath
      @Zargabaath Před 2 lety +48

      @fraser Not if they're both a kilogram.

    • @anak5880
      @anak5880 Před 2 lety +48

      @@islandhopper7614 I don't get it... */face of extreme confusion and sadness*

    • @gutstallion
      @gutstallion Před 2 lety +64

      You mean "schteil is hæviyer þan faýthers"?

  • @Demonomania87
    @Demonomania87 Před 6 měsíci +4

    Scots.exe has encountered an error and has stopped responding.

  • @BeatCarrier
    @BeatCarrier Před 11 měsíci +12

    “Popull bogldal alomb” 💀💀

    • @GeoGrig
      @GeoGrig Před měsícem

      "Translate to English" apperared

    • @BeatCarrier
      @BeatCarrier Před měsícem

      @@GeoGrig what did it translate to

    • @GeoGrig
      @GeoGrig Před měsícem

      @@BeatCarrier Bogldal Alomb people

    • @BeatCarrier
      @BeatCarrier Před měsícem

      @@GeoGrig lmao

  • @_SavageMcCabbage
    @_SavageMcCabbage Před 2 lety +9248

    What's he tryna say? Spit it out, son!

  • @mathmurdock
    @mathmurdock Před 2 lety +58177

    The absolute horror washing over him as he realizes his design limitations is what makes this video.

    • @hughmoore3251
      @hughmoore3251 Před 2 lety +1514

      👍Thumbs up for the phrase
      "... his design limitations..." 🤣

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 2 lety +1

      I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am CZcams's ALPHA MALE. Acknowledge it, dear natt

    • @leowolastname2250
      @leowolastname2250 Před 2 lety +44

      @@AxxLAfriku alpha this, beta that, you beta get alpha there and get some bitches

    • @lucid6531
      @lucid6531 Před 2 lety +5

      @@AxxLAfriku everyone knows the true grindset is the sigma grustle, you are truly crinky crongemas

    • @pharoahcaraboo9610
      @pharoahcaraboo9610 Před 2 lety +1025

      'HIS DESIGN LIMITATIONS'

  • @rkyve9
    @rkyve9 Před 11 měsíci +5

    He had the same look of defeat when he realized a kilogram of steel isn’t heavier than a kilogram of feathers

    • @lindaj5492
      @lindaj5492 Před 8 měsíci

      I can remember my headteacher used to try that one on random classes: but with ‘ton’ instead of ‘kilogram’: I just kept trying to picture how much space a ton of feathers would take up. Then I’d think of that old joke about the lorry driver with a load of canaries, banging on the side to make them fly before crossing a flimsy bridge. 🤔

  • @GangityBirdity
    @GangityBirdity Před 2 měsíci +1

    This clip never gets old

  • @succ3861
    @succ3861 Před 2 lety +7275

    His face when he just accepted the fact that he couldn't pronounce burglar.

    • @yellobanana6456
      @yellobanana6456 Před 2 lety +108

      “Bodgl”

    • @greatspaceadventure
      @greatspaceadventure Před 2 lety +30

      @@yellobanana6456 It's that the alveolar L sound at the end of burglar sticks to the same sound in the L of alarm, like glued together, ha.

    • @The_Conqueeftador
      @The_Conqueeftador Před 2 lety +9

      His face is him realizing he keeps saying purple bugger alarm. 🤣

    • @drrd4127
      @drrd4127 Před 2 lety +21

      We can pronounce burglar. Just can't pronounce purple burglar alarm together, for some reason in a Scottish accent this is a tongue twister.

    • @RomanDiaries
      @RomanDiaries Před 2 lety +13

      Popple bodglal alahm

  • @Altoids101
    @Altoids101 Před 2 lety +2591

    "Police you've got to help me my purple burglar alarm went off"
    "Cannae hear you"

    • @jasonmcdaniel345
      @jasonmcdaniel345 Před 2 lety +22

      Fact: You read that second sentence in the voice of Groundskeeper Willy.

    • @djones7492
      @djones7492 Před 2 lety +10

      @@jasonmcdaniel345 Fact. I did.

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz Před 2 lety +3

      @@jasonmcdaniel345 Who the hell is that

    • @craighall4675
      @craighall4675 Před 2 lety +3

      There's been a murdare...

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 Před 2 lety +1

      Heh, my masterpiece. What you could hear was screams of Roman levies.

  • @louis-etiennebelangergagno5514
    @louis-etiennebelangergagno5514 Před 10 měsíci +6

    I love how he takes off his headphones like he's gonna hear himself better saying it

  • @rabbitraisin
    @rabbitraisin Před 10 měsíci +6

    My neighbour is Scottish (from Glasgow), I almost want to ask him to say this 😂 I can barely understand a word he says most times. I thought it was because I'm Ukrainian then I mentioned it to an English friend and he said "don't worry I can't understand him either" 🤣

    • @sjfrench8034
      @sjfrench8034 Před 9 měsíci

      That reminds me of the scene in Ralph Breaks The Internet when Merida says something and Vanellope gets confused and the others are like "yeah we can't understand her she's from the other studio"

  • @alde1611
    @alde1611 Před 2 lety +62256

    I love how he takes out the ear plugs in hope it will make him less Scottish

    • @WorthlessDeadEnd
      @WorthlessDeadEnd Před 2 lety +2824

      Exactly. He was in such a state of disbelief that he had to hear it himself.

    • @neth7826
      @neth7826 Před 2 lety +136

      lmaooo

    • @thethmooteresa
      @thethmooteresa Před 2 lety +29

      @Athos Aramis I second steal it ☆☆☆

    • @indirabella9998
      @indirabella9998 Před 2 lety +14

      @@thethmooteresa third steal 😂

    • @EmCeee411
      @EmCeee411 Před 2 lety +12

      @@LinhNguyen-vw2lm Is there any left for me?

  • @systempatcher
    @systempatcher Před 2 lety +55697

    His face becoming more and more hopelessly defeated is absolutely hysterical

    • @Wickedsight
      @Wickedsight Před 2 lety +400

      Inside voice going: I don't get it.

    • @jetnipatteeravithayapinyo2468
      @jetnipatteeravithayapinyo2468 Před 2 lety +154

      William wallace died for this.

    • @pawnshot
      @pawnshot Před 2 lety +176

      Same kind of face whilst trying to understand that a kilogram of steel doesn't weight more than a kilogram of feathers

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 Před 2 lety +16

      ...*sad Enya song begins out there, somewhere

    • @luckillease8907
      @luckillease8907 Před 2 lety +2

      I hate you

  • @passenger.6996
    @passenger.6996 Před rokem +1

    Thats how some of us sound in ER and doctor claims we are fine.

  • @nolbertbriceno
    @nolbertbriceno Před 2 měsíci +1

    Scotsman.exe stops working.

  • @pranavgaonkar8660
    @pranavgaonkar8660 Před 2 lety +7719

    "Sire, the Scots are inbound!"
    "The purple burglar alarm!"
    "But Sire, our troops?"
    "Just do it!"

  • @alejoqc9540
    @alejoqc9540 Před 2 lety +4894

    That's just cruel, LMAO. You can perfectly appreciate the moment when the dissonance between his perception and his actual capabilities hits him in the face.

    • @LordFakmorIII
      @LordFakmorIII Před 2 lety +67

      Eloquently described, monsieur.

    • @jyotiradityasatpathy3546
      @jyotiradityasatpathy3546 Před 2 lety +3

      Cringe

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki Před 2 lety +18

      @вбриватель надводопроводнический >mfw know what dissonance and eloquent is but had to google mfw

    • @roems6396
      @roems6396 Před 2 lety +8

      @@jyotiradityasatpathy3546
      What’re you cringing at?

    • @Nothing_to_see_here_27.
      @Nothing_to_see_here_27. Před 2 lety +8

      @@roems6396 His own life, I suppose.

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf Před 11 měsíci +1

    You can hear his own throat start to strangle him.

  • @MaryRose1
    @MaryRose1 Před 8 měsíci +6

    I'm not a Scot but watching this made me rolling on my bed laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @edmunddantes7097
    @edmunddantes7097 Před 2 lety +7017

    I love how confident he was that he wasn’t one of those “some people”.

  • @Steampunksaly
    @Steampunksaly Před 2 lety +4569

    As a Scot myself I just buy a strong lock

    • @AV57
      @AV57 Před 2 lety +71

      I thought you guys just ran around the hills with Claymores when invaded.

    • @dustsans9859
      @dustsans9859 Před 2 lety +10

      AV 57 wait ain't this what talibans do

    • @jamesrodgers3132
      @jamesrodgers3132 Před 2 lety +2

      Cheaper I suppose

    • @malindarayallen
      @malindarayallen Před 2 lety +19

      What color? 💜?

    • @AV57
      @AV57 Před 2 lety +18

      @@dustsans9859, you’re thinking of a different kind of claymore.

  • @fergalosanchez7675
    @fergalosanchez7675 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Taking off the earphones to really concentration is a nice touch

  • @HalfInsaneOutdoorGuy
    @HalfInsaneOutdoorGuy Před 9 měsíci

    The Hamburglar must reek havoc in Scotland.

  • @SomeRandomJackAss
    @SomeRandomJackAss Před 2 lety +2648

    “Turns out, I’m one of them.”
    - Limmy

  • @Triairius
    @Triairius Před 2 lety +30557

    The existential crisis creeping onto his face like "Oh god, I _am_ Scottish"

    • @headflap7569
      @headflap7569 Před 2 lety +517

      A fate worse than death

    • @ajarofmayonnaise3250
      @ajarofmayonnaise3250 Před 2 lety +301

      At least he isn’t Bri’ish.

    • @rica5304
      @rica5304 Před 2 lety +620

      @@ajarofmayonnaise3250 technically unfortunately he is, he’s just not English

    • @ajarofmayonnaise3250
      @ajarofmayonnaise3250 Před 2 lety +104

      @@rica5304 😩😩😩nooo

    • @rica5304
      @rica5304 Před 2 lety +171

      @@ajarofmayonnaise3250 happens to the best of us 😔

  • @geezlouise420
    @geezlouise420 Před 2 měsíci +2

    some scots don't know which is heavier, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers

  • @user-pj5nb8th7d
    @user-pj5nb8th7d Před 4 měsíci +1

    Windswept Robert told me to check you out!...What a hoot, thanks for the humor!

  • @Alteori
    @Alteori Před 2 lety +9462

    🤣🤣🤣 how to get a scotsman to glitch.

  • @Chang0099
    @Chang0099 Před 2 lety +40608

    if you watch closely, you can see him go through all 7 stages of grief in 15 seconds. a new world record!

  • @PaunchyRobot
    @PaunchyRobot Před 11 měsíci +1

    Companion piece to "aaron earned an iron urn"

  • @Sindri44
    @Sindri44 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Tips for criminals in scotland
    1) wear purple
    2) Be a Burglar
    3) Carry a purple Burglar alarm
    4) Win

  • @aarishbaig
    @aarishbaig Před 2 lety +5034

    I actually expected him to just look deadpan at the camera and say it "properly"

    • @jty9631
      @jty9631 Před 2 lety +323

      The sad thing is he did say it properly only 2 weeks before. This is just the rapid decline of age.

    • @UmbrellaSound
      @UmbrellaSound Před 2 lety +174

      Dementia is no joking matter.

    • @paralox3078
      @paralox3078 Před 2 lety +64

      PerrPOL BerGLER uhLARM

    • @khanzy.
      @khanzy. Před 2 lety +12

      @@paralox3078 Now say it in bri ish

    • @KahurangiSteez
      @KahurangiSteez Před 2 lety +68

      @@khanzy. "oi gimme ur wallet"

  • @polokan
    @polokan Před 2 lety +11729

    He goes through the stages of grief so fast
    0:03 Denial
    0:05 Anger
    0:08 Bargaining
    0:12 Depression
    0:16 Acceptance

    • @jacobgoddard9688
      @jacobgoddard9688 Před 2 lety +41

      XD

    • @a-filipov
      @a-filipov Před 2 lety +158

      GOLD

    • @jasonwarren9279
      @jasonwarren9279 Před 2 lety +92

      Best comment on here.

    • @CATMANJess
      @CATMANJess Před 2 lety +26

      Good job funny listen to him say it in slow motion lol

    • @ARSZLB
      @ARSZLB Před 2 lety +21

      right…even though his reaction is literally unchanged for the entirety of this 17 second clip…

  • @Wetlookai
    @Wetlookai Před 11 měsíci

    feathers are heavier than bricks

  • @definitelymdt
    @definitelymdt Před 2 lety +34604

    Fun fact: In Scotland, most burglars wear purple to cause confusion when people try to report the burglar.

    • @agentsenpaiii583
      @agentsenpaiii583 Před 2 lety +467

      is this actually true

    • @definitelymdt
      @definitelymdt Před 2 lety +3368

      @@agentsenpaiii583 Yes because I have never been in Scotland in my whole life.

    • @jetrix9533
      @jetrix9533 Před 2 lety +143

      @@agentsenpaiii583 I don't think it is, lmao

    • @mayuwu4408
      @mayuwu4408 Před 2 lety +247

      @@agentsenpaiii583 probably not, I don't think many would specify that the burglar was purple when reporting them until they're asked what they looked like.

    • @agentsenpaiii583
      @agentsenpaiii583 Před 2 lety +11

      @@definitelymdt that doesn’t make sense

  • @CoreyLaddo
    @CoreyLaddo Před 2 lety +14620

    I'm gonna say something to you right now that I've never said to no living soul in my life:
    "Purple burglar alarm"

    • @violet4239
      @violet4239 Před 2 lety +60

      AAAAAAAAAY ITS THE🕴🏻MAN

    • @dabossbuster2405
      @dabossbuster2405 Před 2 lety +37

      @@violet4239 LETTIN THE DAYS GO BY

    • @laika6661
      @laika6661 Před 2 lety +8

      HERE COMES THE TWISTER

    • @chrxstt
      @chrxstt Před 2 lety +6

      ofc you reference the man in the video

    • @epichuman3198
      @epichuman3198 Před 2 lety

      I didn’t think that you would be here

  • @dadofgio
    @dadofgio Před 10 měsíci +3

    Nobody:
    Scots: Porprborgrorrorm

  • @lucidmlem
    @lucidmlem Před měsícem +1

    0:04 Denial
    0:05 Anger
    0:08 Bargaining
    0:15 Depression

  • @atroyz
    @atroyz Před 2 lety +4070

    This is like the twist ending to some Hitchcock film when the hero realizes he’s been Scottish the whole time but never knew it.

    • @MrTubularBalls
      @MrTubularBalls Před 2 lety +18

      Aye!

    • @irregularassassin6380
      @irregularassassin6380 Před 2 lety +52

      A yes, I love Hitchcock's less well known masterpiece "Strangers on a Glen."

    • @bellebonebag8096
      @bellebonebag8096 Před 2 lety +6

      @CZcams is highkey garbage LOL

    • @verward
      @verward Před 2 lety +24

      This should be like the ending of the sixth sense: "*gasp* It's me. I've Scottish all along."

    • @firewall5189
      @firewall5189 Před 2 lety +13

      m night shyamalan taking notes furiously in the corner

  • @mcash232
    @mcash232 Před 2 lety +2858

    *Tries to say 'Purple Burglar Alarm'*
    *Scotsman OS*: "This application has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down."

    • @jamespaxton6395
      @jamespaxton6395 Před 2 lety +3

      Lol

    • @mikosoft
      @mikosoft Před 2 lety +11

      VoiceSynthesizer.exe has encountered an error and will be shut down.

    • @jackdiamond5340
      @jackdiamond5340 Před 2 lety +2

      This may be the funniest comment I’ve ever read

    • @_GhostMiner
      @_GhostMiner Před 2 lety

      Scott is no responding

    • @Tennarix
      @Tennarix Před 2 lety

      "Soundcard not detected".

  • @epicevan1024
    @epicevan1024 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Popple boggler alam

  • @dontwatchmydoomvideos
    @dontwatchmydoomvideos Před 2 měsíci +1

    there's some scottish people that can't say purple burglar alarm
    limmy: kilogram of steel

  • @aaaaaaahhhh8055
    @aaaaaaahhhh8055 Před 2 lety +4377

    “Poplebogle-“
    :(
    Your Scot has ran into a problem. We’re just collecting some error info and we’ll restart for you.

    • @nfspbarrister5681
      @nfspbarrister5681 Před 2 lety +121

      😂😂😂
      "Have you try to turn it off and on again?"

    • @Pe-S
      @Pe-S Před 2 lety +4

      xD

    • @astronautical1060
      @astronautical1060 Před 2 lety +30

      I heard the goddamn Windows error sound in my head while reading this comment. That shit was hilarious.

    • @51SErVER
      @51SErVER Před rokem +8

      Would you like to report it to Microsoft?

    • @G0d1iK3
      @G0d1iK3 Před rokem

      Lmaoooo same 😂

  • @rohankishibeandpinkdarkboy8853
    @rohankishibeandpinkdarkboy8853 Před 2 lety +27182

    The fact that he went in to that sentence so confidently and came out looking like he was told that a kilogramme of steel and a kilogramme of feathers were the same weight.
    Edit: There I fixed the sentence. I was making a joke about one of his skits and somehow you guys found a way to make a whole thesis argument about it.

    • @royce_beyer
      @royce_beyer Před 2 lety +951

      Only when there's a kilogram of both

    • @buttsufancypantsu1644
      @buttsufancypantsu1644 Před 2 lety +770

      @@royce_beyer But look at the size of that, that's cheating!

    • @wrylysmiley
      @wrylysmiley Před 2 lety +167

      'I bet Limmy felt so out-of-body when this happened and he started to really try and focus, wowzers. Closest thing to a RL Steel and Feathers bit, I reckon!'
      A comment from 4 days earlier than this

    • @soffiapiano
      @soffiapiano Před 2 lety +23

      I have been choking with your comment 🤣

    • @thundermill7109
      @thundermill7109 Před 2 lety +113

      “But steel is heavier than feathers!” *in utter confusion* “I don’t get it.”

  • @Turn1t0ff
    @Turn1t0ff Před měsícem +2

    Popplebogglaam

  • @MerryGoldberry
    @MerryGoldberry Před měsícem

    Every time this thumnail shows up in my feed, I try it in my head and do it perfectly, then realize I did it in an Australian accent.

  • @adudefromtheukvideos
    @adudefromtheukvideos Před 2 lety +6429

    Remembering our dear friend Benny Harvey who tragically passed away choking on his own tongue as he tried to say it.
    RIP big man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🕊

  • @chesscomsupport8689
    @chesscomsupport8689 Před 2 lety +1653

    Moral of the story: If you're worried about Scottish burglars, make your alarm purple

    • @Whatisahandle93
      @Whatisahandle93 Před 2 lety +78

      Lol I just pictured 3 burglars stopping a heist because one couldn’t pronounce the security system he found.

    • @missq4724
      @missq4724 Před 2 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 Před 2 lety +2

      Is this why barely anyone plays as Bonnie in Payday 2?

    • @SeanCrosser
      @SeanCrosser Před 2 lety +7

      Big sign that says "The passcode is "Purple Burglar Alarm""

    • @barneylaurance1865
      @barneylaurance1865 Před 2 lety +1

      No it's an alarm for purple burglars.

  • @richardpoynton4026
    @richardpoynton4026 Před 3 měsíci +1

    This is some kind of ‘BladeRunner’ inspired test to root out Scottish people in the general population.

    • @themadness2007
      @themadness2007 Před 3 měsíci

      This is a perfect example of a shibboleth

  • @WhirlingSteel
    @WhirlingSteel Před 11 měsíci +1

    0:08 the genuine consternation on his face at this timestamp when he realizes something is wrong, I should clearly be able to say this nonsense in sequence.

  • @ayzjhn7361
    @ayzjhn7361 Před 2 lety +4850

    Scottish: "I fear no man..."But that thing..."
    **Purple burglar alarm**
    Scottish: "... It scares me"

    • @ZuoKalp
      @ZuoKalp Před 2 lety +9

      To know that both Heavy and the Demo share voice actor makes this joke even funnier.

    • @aj9777
      @aj9777 Před 2 lety

      @@ZuoKalp really that's one talented dude

    • @humanhuman5024
      @humanhuman5024 Před 2 lety +5

      @@VeganSemihCyprus33 Being a vegan is flawed logic

    • @zrATT_
      @zrATT_ Před 2 lety

      @@ZuoKalp OH YEAH

    • @gyrrakavian
      @gyrrakavian Před 2 lety +3

      The English don't really get to criticize the Scots for this. Hell, some Englishmen can barely pronounce English, let alone non-English words.

  • @shaunwalford3534
    @shaunwalford3534 Před 2 lety +4222

    Let’s be honest, no one searched for this, but everyone is glad they watched it.

    • @bencressman6110
      @bencressman6110 Před 2 lety +7

      I sent it to my dad!

    • @candyr85
      @candyr85 Před 2 lety +5

      @@bencressman6110 I did too 🤣😂

    • @erinmcdonald7781
      @erinmcdonald7781 Před 2 lety +6

      Truth!!! It just popped up on my feed!!! ✌️😹🍀

    • @Helspyre
      @Helspyre Před 2 lety +13

      I was searching for a purple burglar alarm and was sorely disappointed.

    • @jimmym3352
      @jimmym3352 Před 2 lety +4

      Had to test it myself. Turns out I'm an American and I can say it. :-) Though it's still not easy to say.

  • @CandideQuixote
    @CandideQuixote Před 11 měsíci +1

    Yup. I’m starting a ring camera type company B.A. Burglar Alarms and they are only going to be one color.

  • @gradyjones7017
    @gradyjones7017 Před 5 měsíci +1

    “Purple burglalalarm”

  • @Amenomihashira
    @Amenomihashira Před 2 lety +3054

    The confused "bubgul? Bubgul?" had me rolling.

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat Před 2 lety +25

      I thought Bubgul was an Uruk Hai first name ...

    • @606films9
      @606films9 Před 2 lety +7

      Budgul

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat Před 2 lety

      @chinese mouth man Yeah - its Hell trying to call out his name and get his attention in the din of battle though, and writing it on a christmas card is just awkward ... fun mutations aside that's probably why some stuck with just Bubgul the Butthead. However an Orc standard of travel was named after him: "4 days as the Bubgul runs" is a colloquial orc expression. Its not too far - fun mutations and all and does not exacly refer to a straight line.

    • @tommyb6611
      @tommyb6611 Před 2 lety +11

      Papal bugr all'm

    • @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA
      @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA Před 2 lety +6

      Scottish turned into Middle Eastern in just seconds lmao

  • @dingledoodles2615
    @dingledoodles2615 Před 2 lety +10552

    As a Scotsman i can confirm that purple burglar alarms are forbidden.

    • @turkishundelightful5382
      @turkishundelightful5382 Před rokem +170

      You mean popleboglealarm?

    • @jb7363
      @jb7363 Před rokem +20

      But burglar alarms in purple are negotiable

    • @gianni206
      @gianni206 Před rokem +10

      Are you guys ok?? What’s wrong with your Rs??

    • @Hastur876
      @Hastur876 Před rokem +18

      Even just "burglar alarm" is unpronounceable in Scottish, try it.

    • @C.Church
      @C.Church Před rokem +1

      What about alarmists against purple burglars?

  • @MrMnmn911
    @MrMnmn911 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Pupa bugla alahm.
    Say it 3 times fast.

  • @hg82met
    @hg82met Před 7 měsíci

    This one turned into a self-fulfilling prophecy.

  • @Nial.Ramlose
    @Nial.Ramlose Před 2 lety +1671

    Him removing his earpieces is the same as turning down the radio in the car to find where you're going

    • @Alex-is8hk
      @Alex-is8hk Před 2 lety +191

      That actually has to do with our brains wanting to limit the amount of information it has to process.

    • @Tirryna
      @Tirryna Před 2 lety +11

      THIS CRACKED ME UP!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @yesiyoongster1175
      @yesiyoongster1175 Před 2 lety +3

      😧😂😂😂

    • @clairet5636
      @clairet5636 Před 2 lety +28

      @@Alex-is8hk yeah, hard to focus with too much going on!

    • @Hazzard91
      @Hazzard91 Před 2 lety +29

      @@Alex-is8hk Yeah, I need to upgrade my RAM.

  • @Bones_
    @Bones_ Před 2 lety +1289

    His reaction is like when someone finds out they’re colorblind and they start questioning their whole life

    • @kakalimukherjee3297
      @kakalimukherjee3297 Před 2 lety +17

      Lol true. Found out I'm mildly protanopic a few days ago. Disqualifies me from a lot of jobs. *Life sucks*

    • @reptile_loki
      @reptile_loki Před 2 lety

      i found out i am colorblind at 12

    • @vincentweatherly9991
      @vincentweatherly9991 Před 2 lety +2

      @@reptile_loki I found out younger. Wish I never had it tho, can’t be my top 2 dream jobs

    • @HighAsASprite
      @HighAsASprite Před 2 lety +3

      @@vincentweatherly9991 you never know I know someone who can’t see the colour red but works as a designer:)

    • @vincentweatherly9991
      @vincentweatherly9991 Před 2 lety +3

      @@HighAsASprite I want to be a train driver or fire fighter and the career fire fighting agency in my state requires colour

  • @pjdougherty6442
    @pjdougherty6442 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Popple Boggle Larm

  • @FionaLacey-pn1me
    @FionaLacey-pn1me Před 5 dny +1

    "Popel borglor olorm'

  • @rpfcreates4476
    @rpfcreates4476 Před 2 lety +23507

    Taking headphones out to speak more clearly has the same energy as me lowering my music in the car to see better

    • @johanna_na
      @johanna_na Před rokem +453

      I can't breathe 😂 You just described me 😂

    • @Ching_Cheng_Hanji
      @Ching_Cheng_Hanji Před rokem +553

      I have to wear my glasses to hear someone more clear

    • @stippystips9418
      @stippystips9418 Před rokem +295

      @@Ching_Cheng_Hanji its prob bc we use a bit of lip reading in normal conversation, which is partly why it's harder to hear someone wearing a face mask

    • @lobsterboy667
      @lobsterboy667 Před rokem +99

      And oddly enough it works

    • @Fillster
      @Fillster Před rokem +486

      Taking the focus off one of the senses to get more focus on another

  • @crackkillspuppies
    @crackkillspuppies Před 2 lety +2061

    If I ever visit Scotland, I will try to work "purple burglar alarm" into as many conversations as I can. This is both hysterical and adorable.

    • @dylanp2921
      @dylanp2921 Před 2 lety +92

      …except in a Glasgow pub after midnight, where you will be glassed for taking the piss.

    • @ishmaelmusgrave
      @ishmaelmusgrave Před 2 lety +45

      Ohh, or buy a T-Shirt with it on...

    • @tambow13
      @tambow13 Před 2 lety +29

      its our version of saying red lorrie yellow lorrie really fast

    • @Killmewithfire
      @Killmewithfire Před 2 lety +14

      @@tambow13 Fuck I can't say it

    • @JSmellerM
      @JSmellerM Před 2 lety +13

      @@ishmaelmusgrave I think the T-Shirt is the best idea as it will make much more ppl try to pronounce it.

  • @Universalaud
    @Universalaud Před 11 měsíci +2

    "Purplo burger haram"

  • @RobertoDeMundo
    @RobertoDeMundo Před rokem +1

    "pupple buggler alam"

  • @naeratillnaturen
    @naeratillnaturen Před 2 lety +2157

    "Some scottish people can't say pople brlglrrlrm"
    "Pople boklrlarm"
    "Pople boklarlrm"
    "Pople boklrlarm"
    "Pople bokl arlrm"
    "Buckle"
    "Buckle"
    "Pople boglr"
    "Popl-"

    • @zrATT_
      @zrATT_ Před 2 lety +137

      Thx for the lyrics

    • @zTeaTheCoffee
      @zTeaTheCoffee Před 2 lety +33

      love it when people just type out exactly what happened in the video i literally just watched and adding nothing to it. especially when they get hundreds of likes for doing so.

    • @carrot6409
      @carrot6409 Před 2 lety +97

      @@zTeaTheCoffee Some people might have hearing difficulties and the video doesn't have subtitles, so it's helpful for them
      But it's also funny to see the words typed out, our humor is weird

    • @zTeaTheCoffee
      @zTeaTheCoffee Před 2 lety +16

      @@carrot6409 i would be extraordinarily surprised if this was done for people with hearing difficulties but ok

    • @CaatsGoMoooo
      @CaatsGoMoooo Před 2 lety +51

      @@zTeaTheCoffee Damn ur bitter