@@bk2active From Wiki, II Battle of El Alamein: The 7th Armoured Division was held up by the Ariete Armoured Division, which was destroyed conducting a determined resistance.[107] In his diary, Rommel wrote Enormous dust-clouds could be seen south and south-east of headquarters [of the DAK], where the desperate struggle of the small and inefficient Italian tanks of XX Corps was being played out against the hundred or so British heavy tanks which had come round their open right flank. I was later told by Major von Luck, whose battalion I had sent to close the gap between the Italians and the Afrika Korps, that the Italians, who at that time represented our strongest motorised force, fought with exemplary courage. Tank after tank split asunder or burned out, while all the time a tremendous British barrage lay over the Italian infantry and artillery positions. The last signal came from the Ariete at about 15.30 hours "Enemy tanks penetrated south of Ariete. Ariete now encircled. Location 5 km north-west Bir el Abd. Ariete tanks still in action". [...] In the Ariete we lost our oldest Italian comrades, from whom we had probably always demanded more than they, with their poor armament, had been capable of performing.[108][k] The Littorio Armoured Division and the Trieste Motorised Division were also destroyed. Berlin radio claimed that in this sector the "British were made to pay for their penetration with enormous losses in men and material. The Italians fought to the last man."[110] The British took many prisoners, since the remnants of Italian infantry divisions were not motorised and could not escape from encirclement. Private Sid Martindale, 1st Battalion Argyll & Sutherland Highlanders, wrote about the "Bologna" Division, which had taken the full weight of the British armoured attack:[l] The more we advanced the more we realised that the Italians did not have much fight in them after putting up a strong resistance to our overwhelming advance and they started surrendering to our lead troops in droves. There was not much action to see but we came across lots of burnt out Italian tanks that had been destroyed by our tanks. I had never seen a battlefield before and the site [sic] of so many dead was sickening.[112] The Bologna and the remnants of the Trento Division tried to fight their way out and marched into the desert without water, food or transport before surrendering, exhausted and dying from dehydration.[113] It was reported that Colonel Arrigo Dall'Olio, commanding the 40th Infantry Regiment of the Bologna Division, surrendered saying, "We have ceased firing not because we haven't the desire but because we have spent every round".[114] In a symbolic act of defiance, no one in 40th Bologna Infantry Regiment raised their hands. Harry Zinder of Time magazine noted that the Italians fought better than had been expected and commented that for the Italians It was a terrific letdown by their German allies. They had fought a good fight. In the south, the famed Folgore parachute division fought to the last round of ammunition. Two armoured divisions and a motorised division, which had been interspersed among the German formations, thought they would be allowed to retire gracefully with Rommel's 21st, 15th and 19th [sic] light. But even that was denied them. When it became obvious to Rommel that there would be little chance to hold anything between El Daba and the frontier, his Panzers dissolved, disintegrated and turned tail, leaving the Italians to fight a rear-guard action.[115]
Makes all the sense in the world because there's no such a thing as British cuisine/food culture, yet she talks as if she could improve what Gino just cooked. The "if had ham" was the jab but the "British Carbonara" was the cross 🤣
Yeaaaah, tbh, on 24kitchen, where I've seen him, he has never *cooked* a single thing himslef, only promoted and combined some "famous Italian" produce
Yeah like every English has bad theet, protruding ears and a big belly caused by beer. LOL What a bunch of crap. He's just forcing the character for the brits.
@@wea69420 yes, but he used it at the right moment. I'm pretty sure you've been in a situation where in you were thinking I should've said this instead etc. that is my point.
This is such a commonly used colloquialism in Italy and Greece (and probably other places) that it doesn't seem comical to Italians and Greeks in conversation. However foreigners hearing it for the first time find it hilarious. This exact scenario happened to me. We were arguing with some tourist girls we met and my friend used the phrase. The girls started crying with laughter to our astonishment, since we really don't realize the phrase is such a hilarious and absurd thing to say out of the blue.
Part of the hilarity to British ears (and I wouldn't expect an Italian or Greek to know this) is the alternative slang meaning of "bike" - a woman who is "ridden by everyone"... in other words "she's anyone's for a Babycham".
I would imagine that after its use on Good Morning and Holly/Phil's reaction to it, it may have started to gain usage in the UK. The most common variant, keeping the aunt/uncle connection, is "if my aunt had bollocks she'd be my uncle" which is slighty cruder but conveys the same sense of "this is hypthetical/impossible so stop worrying about it".
@Rabbi Shekelberg He is offended like all Italians would if you compare traditional food with British garbage fake version. Anyway I know the real Gino, he robbed celebrities before going to jail and becoming a celebrity.
Look at his face at 0:13 - he knows what he’s gonna use as a comeback right then and he looks down for like 6 seconds trying to do the translation to English to make sure he gets it right 😂
In Italian is a pretty common comeback to replay at a nonsensical comparison. An alternative more used version is "if my grandfather had 3 balls he would have been a pinball"
@@sethandrade4703 rehearsed. It wasn't off the cuff. They knew the joke would work so they set it up for him. And laughing would be easy because those two laugh A LOT and wether you hear it for the the first time or 1000th; with the correct delivery, it will make a lot of people laugh. Especially when delivered in a quasi indignant manner.
No. He was trying ti translate the italian "Se mia nonna avesse avuto le rotelle sarebbe stata una carriola". If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a wheelbarrow" but i think he didn't know how to translate "carriola".. that's why you see him thinking for 10 seconds!😅
They are laughing so much because in the UK calling a woman a bike is calling her a slut or a whore. The original expression was - 'village bicycle', meaning a bicycle shared by the community, where everybody gets to ride. It was the shock of hearing this, and the way he delivered the line that made them laugh so hard.
@@amphitriti and in Britain, calling someone a bike is slang for someone who sleeps with a lot of people, which is why the other 2 reacted as strongly as they did.
@@Blue-4 that's exactly how I understood and exactly why it was funny. I don't think there's any an idiom for redundant hypothesising like this in English, so it comes as kind of a 'shock' which makes it all the more hilarious
Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r mwa
I'm pretty sure they cracked up because in England if you call a female a bike they're a slut. Example: "Nana was the town bike, every body had a ride"
@@jordanc9282 what gino said was a classic italian joke "se mia nonna avesse le ruote era un flipper", they use it to interrupt someone talking about an unlikely conditiom to happen. literally nothing about being a slut or something
Hanno ragione Gino ha dato della p...a a sua nonna lui ha detto se mia nonna avesse avuto le ruote sarebbe stata una moto in England se tu chiami una ragazza moto significa che tutti hanno fatto un giro sopra di lei metaforicamente parlando se la sono fatta la ragazza non la moto
I'm Italian and what Gino said it's actually a figure of speech, a crazy and ironic way to reply to a "stupid" question or statement. (original) "se mia nonna avesse le ruote, sarebbe un tram" (if my grandma had wheels, she would be a tramway)
I’m pretty sure he’s just using an analogy to show how dumb their comparison was. Granted I’ve never heard that analogy used so maybe, but I doubt it. Edit: also if he was using the figure of speech, why not translate it to wheels and tram? And why use the figure of speech if it’s getting translated?
The thing that makes this so hilarious is the fact that he keeps a straight face while a man is literally choking to death in front of him because his honor is so offended lmfaooooo.
Everything about this is so perfect. The way he cinematically turns his head in disbelief. The way he is so clearly annoyed even as they are about to die from choking. It's so good
Fyi, gino is dumb as dirt. He honestly couldn't figure out if what he said was wrong, didn't make sense, or he was being disrespectful. But he has these rare moments of brilliant quotes that put everyone around him in cry laughter. He's the best part of watching the Gordon Ramsey travel series.
I love Gino's genuine reaction : 1. Startle & stare at her 2. digest the offense while looking at his plate 3. finds the best answer 4. lock and load and BOOOM !
That's a common comeback in italy tho, there's several variations such as "if my granfather had 3 balls he would've been a pinball machine" and my favorite "If NIck pooped he wouldn't have died of constipation"
I love the way that Holly Willoughby pronounced “British carbonara”. So sweet, and so British. She almost fell to the ground with laughter. I can watch this video a hundred times and it will always be hilarious.
I remember too, was standing in my mothers living room, talking to her, only half paying attention... dove for the remote to wind it back ... convinced I had misheard.
I've been so many times to Italy. So let me tell you: this is exactly what you may expect if you tease an Italian on his cooking (or even worse his mother's or grandmother's cooking)! Absolutely superb and hilarious! 😀
Send help, I'm obsessed. I saw this years ago and recently thought about it, been watching it everyday for a week straight everytime Gino's expression when she mentions adding ham comes into my mind 😂😂😂 if "what the hell?" and "the audacity!" were a face
The wheels spinning in his head (pun intended) trying to translate that rage from Italian to English gets me every time. The absolute calm before the storm
with a humorous scatch the picture of Italian and foreign cuisine was made, Italians are attentive to everything, for them food is an art and if you imitate Picasso you cannot say that your picture is like Picasso's.
I love how he was mortally offended of his food being compared with british food and at the same time he wasnt prepared for the complete derailment his rebuke caused He just assumed it was standard banter, not total fucking annihilation
I know i'm over a year late, but who cares. He assumed it was standard banter cos' in Italy it is. The phrase he used(granted he had to adapt it in a way) is a pretty common, although slightly more colourful/playful than usual, way to address someone who's not making any sense. Usually your interlocutor isn't supposed to laugh their ass off :D
The moral is--don't be so stupid as to say a dish is like a British carbonara when they have *nothing* in common, so adding ham to it won't turn it into one.
Hilarious 😂 And glad the show hosts actually went along with it and didn't get offended or anything. The world needs more laughs and this video's great. 👍
The most brutal exchange between the British and Italians since WW2.
The Humble Gamer nah the italians were not brutal in ww2 lmao
@@bk2active From Wiki, II Battle of El Alamein:
The 7th Armoured Division was held up by the Ariete Armoured Division, which was destroyed conducting a determined resistance.[107] In his diary, Rommel wrote
Enormous dust-clouds could be seen south and south-east of headquarters [of the DAK], where the desperate struggle of the small and inefficient Italian tanks of XX Corps was being played out against the hundred or so British heavy tanks which had come round their open right flank. I was later told by Major von Luck, whose battalion I had sent to close the gap between the Italians and the Afrika Korps, that the Italians, who at that time represented our strongest motorised force, fought with exemplary courage. Tank after tank split asunder or burned out, while all the time a tremendous British barrage lay over the Italian infantry and artillery positions. The last signal came from the Ariete at about 15.30 hours "Enemy tanks penetrated south of Ariete. Ariete now encircled. Location 5 km north-west Bir el Abd. Ariete tanks still in action". [...] In the Ariete we lost our oldest Italian comrades, from whom we had probably always demanded more than they, with their poor armament, had been capable of performing.[108][k]
The Littorio Armoured Division and the Trieste Motorised Division were also destroyed. Berlin radio claimed that in this sector the "British were made to pay for their penetration with enormous losses in men and material. The Italians fought to the last man."[110] The British took many prisoners, since the remnants of Italian infantry divisions were not motorised and could not escape from encirclement. Private Sid Martindale, 1st Battalion Argyll & Sutherland Highlanders, wrote about the "Bologna" Division, which had taken the full weight of the British armoured attack:[l]
The more we advanced the more we realised that the Italians did not have much fight in them after putting up a strong resistance to our overwhelming advance and they started surrendering to our lead troops in droves. There was not much action to see but we came across lots of burnt out Italian tanks that had been destroyed by our tanks. I had never seen a battlefield before and the site [sic] of so many dead was sickening.[112]
The Bologna and the remnants of the Trento Division tried to fight their way out and marched into the desert without water, food or transport before surrendering, exhausted and dying from dehydration.[113] It was reported that Colonel Arrigo Dall'Olio, commanding the 40th Infantry Regiment of the Bologna Division, surrendered saying, "We have ceased firing not because we haven't the desire but because we have spent every round".[114] In a symbolic act of defiance, no one in 40th Bologna Infantry Regiment raised their hands. Harry Zinder of Time magazine noted that the Italians fought better than had been expected and commented that for the Italians
It was a terrific letdown by their German allies. They had fought a good fight. In the south, the famed Folgore parachute division fought to the last round of ammunition. Two armoured divisions and a motorised division, which had been interspersed among the German formations, thought they would be allowed to retire gracefully with Rommel's 21st, 15th and 19th [sic] light. But even that was denied them. When it became obvious to Rommel that there would be little chance to hold anything between El Daba and the frontier, his Panzers dissolved, disintegrated and turned tail, leaving the Italians to fight a rear-guard action.[115]
VFAHSN jeez, I think the guy was just memeing it. But thanks for the lesson.
The Humble Gamer fr fr
@@bk2active
The Italian soldier fought well, but it was their equipment and poor supply that really let them down, not their courage and spirit.
If my bike had no wheels, it would be my grandmother.
No it's would be your mothergrand
Stop riding your grandmother
The most underrated comment ove seen on youtube 😅take a bow mate
Insert Name Here this made me laugh harder then the actual video
@@moolian3920 don't ask, don't tell.
His expression the moment he heard "if you had ham in it", is pure gold! 😂
0:08 he was hurt
That’s what got me too, he’s so upset with the idea of ham.
silence is golden as they say
**tarantella music stops**
Makes all the sense in the world because there's no such a thing as British cuisine/food culture, yet she talks as if she could improve what Gino just cooked. The "if had ham" was the jab but the "British Carbonara" was the cross 🤣
This guy is a living embodiment of Italy, from how he talks, to his seriousness about food, to his affronted hilarious wit. What a legendary clip.
Yeaaaah, tbh, on 24kitchen, where I've seen him, he has never *cooked* a single thing himslef, only promoted and combined some "famous Italian" produce
Yeah like every English has bad theet, protruding ears and a big belly caused by beer. LOL
What a bunch of crap.
He's just forcing the character for the brits.
@@539ivana he does cook very often in numerous other shows though, don't know what you're trying to say with that
Even down to the way he dresses. He would fit in in the Jersey Shore lol
The hair and t-shirt too
Its funny how he became offended immediately and managed to keep it inside for about 5 seconds and dropped the dopest comeback in the 21st century.
he was translating the phrase in his head
That's not even a comeback in Italy-
@@saragarofano6471 not everyone lives in Italy Sara
Feminists in nutshell
@@_GhostMiner what?
You're laughing, his grandmother almost became a bike and you're laughing.
want another wheel, Murray?
@@rin_etoware_2989 No I think we had enough of your bikes.
yo im weak lmao
imma turn this gramma into a bicycle 🚲
Wow, that was so funny, you should be a comedian
The fact that the crew are laughing makes it even funnier 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ah, I get it - because everyone in town rode his Grandma!!
Max Verstappen on if the race would have been different with no safety car: “If my mom had balls, she’d be my dad.”
I've came here to watch this video again because of this hahahaha
The fact that it takes him 4 seconds to translate it from Italian kills me every single time, this is pure gold
and for him to dig out that joke as a reference is nothing but pure wit
@@lou5368 ?
@@lou5368 reference? It's just Italian banter my dude
@@wea69420 yes, but he used it at the right moment. I'm pretty sure you've been in a situation where in you were thinking I should've said this instead etc. that is my point.
@@lou5368 I'm not sure if you understand why they're laughing.
The absolute look of contempt and hatred when she starts talking about adding ham
Classic 🤪
Reminded me of when Mike Strutter got upset in his Wine Tasting sketch
Never trifle with a cook's recipe. 😂
It's like she just insulted his mother. Lmao.
All I heard after was "Oh no. Oh nooo" lol
This is such a commonly used colloquialism in Italy and Greece (and probably other places) that it doesn't seem comical to Italians and Greeks in conversation. However foreigners hearing it for the first time find it hilarious. This exact scenario happened to me. We were arguing with some tourist girls we met and my friend used the phrase. The girls started crying with laughter to our astonishment, since we really don't realize the phrase is such a hilarious and absurd thing to say out of the blue.
Part of the hilarity to British ears (and I wouldn't expect an Italian or Greek to know this) is the alternative slang meaning of "bike" - a woman who is "ridden by everyone"... in other words "she's anyone's for a Babycham".
@@Mortimer50145Nah I don't think that's it. It's just how out of left field it is that makes it funny.
I'm guessing in Italy and greece they don't have the joke about certain girls being "the village bike" (everybody gets a ride.)
We also use it in Spain.
I would imagine that after its use on Good Morning and Holly/Phil's reaction to it, it may have started to gain usage in the UK.
The most common variant, keeping the aunt/uncle connection, is "if my aunt had bollocks she'd be my uncle" which is slighty cruder but conveys the same sense of "this is hypthetical/impossible so stop worrying about it".
The way he pauses and looks all discouraged and then says that line. This will forever be a masterpiece. 😂
The short moment to translate a none standard sentence happens to be the perfect time for comedic punchlines
Holly: It's closer to a British carbonara
Gino: So you have chosen death
So you have chosen to be a bike
Wow very funny and hilarious
@@John-X LMAO this one is original. Dead 🤣🤣🤣
@@John-X this is what deserves the 1k likes.
@@doctorpanigrahi9975 How do you know. Have you seen them
I laughed harder at the part where he just kept talking as they look like they were choking
It dosent make sens what u sed u kno
(Genuinely informative)
Berating them as they die.
And that playful smile he gives as he keeps talking
Beautiful
Very italian
His look at 0:06 is nearly as funny as the actual joke 😂😂that look of "I can't believe she really said that"
The other host knew exactly what she just said and what was going to happen and said quietly ".....oh no...."
I can’t believe you’ve done this.
Here after Max’s “If my mom had balls…”
I just love the "Oh no" "Oh nooooo." Someone saw it coming.
Ahahahah
He also said "I'm glad, you're standing there and I'm not" lol
True
Lmao phillip was terrified
That was Phillip, the guy standing next to her.
SOMEBODY INSULTED HIS SPAGET
You have some likes, bruh, just leaving you a message so you can see them.
@@Absolutely_puck_fakestine It's only smells... XD
Literally yes
Rocco siffredi Don’t encourage him to make one of those “OMG TY FOR LIKE” edits.
@@bushisback112 they ruin good comments every time
Her: "Y'know, if you had ham in it..."
Gino: *look of absolute shock and disbelief
What's her name ?
"If my mom had balls, she would be my dad" is the new "If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike"
He looks genuinely insulted lmao
That’s the best part
He's been
@Rabbi Shekelberg He is offended like all Italians would if you compare traditional food with British garbage fake version.
Anyway I know the real Gino, he robbed celebrities before going to jail and becoming a celebrity.
@@renettedescartes lmaoooooooooo
Renette Descartes what’s with the hate toward us?
“If it had, like... Ham in it”
You could already start to smell the smoke
How tf you get no replies
@@aaronharman5431 I was wondering that too g
I caught that flash of hate in his eyes. He just about killed her on the spot.
LMAO
C A Z Z O INTENSIFIES
I've watched it probably more than a hundred times, but it still breaks me. The comedic timing is just perfection
me too! 😂
i've watched it more than a hundred times and i don't get it at all
@@alwayselite748 then why did you watch it so many times?
I swear his expression at 0:07 is just 😂😂😂😂, the level of disbelief in his face right there
Reminds me of Samuel Jackson "stares motherfuckely" meme
She mentioned a British Carbonara and he was like
*"You've mama'd your last'a mia"*
Awww beat me to it 😂
😆
Screenshotin this fuckin comment 😂😂😂
Wow such a funny and original joke
@@andreasantinelli7213 Pasta pizza mafia forget about it. How is my Italian?
The fact he's perplexed at them laughing at what he thinks is a very serious and accurate analogy is my favorite part.
It's even funnier that he does not care about if they are choking or not, he keeps going on in his rant.
It is a way of saying here in Italy. Eve. Like 5 year olds know it
It's an idiom here in Italy
@@May16Joe no he knows it’s funny dum dum
@@davide7708 yes, that’s why it’s funny. It’s an idiom in the UK too. Maybe look up what “bike” is slang for in England.
His delivery was so perfect & well timed with the genuine facial reaction.... So absolutely crazy hilarious 🤣
I just love how EVERYONE, including everyone on the production team, instantly burst out laughing
When you hear the crew laughing in the background you know it's gold
Princess Diana had one of these
@@SKYLINED and then she died. What's your point?
@@grilledlettuce1845 what's yours ?
@@lowendpotato3021 lmao you people are funny 🤣
They're always fucking laughing on this show tho
"It's closer to a British carbonara."
*Spaghetti time stops*
Kek
My face: 😬
This isn't funky spunky time anymore pal
So this is war
i wish i forgot this video ever existed so i could experience it all over again
This lives rent free in my head
Look at his face at 0:13 - he knows what he’s gonna use as a comeback right then and he looks down for like 6 seconds trying to do the translation to English to make sure he gets it right 😂
Jordan Rivas good thing he did because the timing was perfect 😂
Exectually
In Italian is a pretty common comeback to replay at a nonsensical comparison. An alternative more used version is "if my grandfather had 3 balls he would have been a pinball"
How the fuck do you know?
@@sethandrade4703 rehearsed. It wasn't off the cuff. They knew the joke would work so they set it up for him. And laughing would be easy because those two laugh A LOT and wether you hear it for the the first time or 1000th; with the correct delivery, it will make a lot of people laugh. Especially when delivered in a quasi indignant manner.
Holly: It's closer to a British Carbonara
Gino: Peace was never an option.
Magneto
Unfunny overused joke spotted
@@fergalkidd91 I don't think you've managed to spot someone who actually gives a fuck. Oh well, better luck next time bucko.
TheSauerkraut keep searching we need to find an alternate universe we we gave a shit
TheSauerkraut never seen it and it was pretty funny so I think your opinion is your own
He doesn't always speak fluent english, but when he does, it's one of the most glorious moments in internet history.
"If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle." He cleaned it up for television and made it even funnier.
No. He was trying ti translate the italian "Se mia nonna avesse avuto le rotelle sarebbe stata una carriola".
If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a wheelbarrow" but i think he didn't know how to translate "carriola".. that's why you see him thinking for 10 seconds!😅
@@pippomattei5747 Yes.
The smartest, wittiest comeback and he timed it to perfection. The silence before his delivery makes it even funnier.
They are laughing so much because in the UK calling a woman a bike is calling her a slut or a whore. The original expression was - 'village bicycle', meaning a bicycle shared by the community, where everybody gets to ride. It was the shock of hearing this, and the way he delivered the line that made them laugh so hard.
@@Blue-4 what's the difference
@@amphitriti and in Britain, calling someone a bike is slang for someone who sleeps with a lot of people, which is why the other 2 reacted as strongly as they did.
@@Dovahkiin106 This adds more to it than I previously understood. Incredible.
@@Blue-4 that's exactly how I understood and exactly why it was funny. I don't think there's any an idiom for redundant hypothesising like this in English, so it comes as kind of a 'shock' which makes it all the more hilarious
"It's closer to a British carbonara."
*Spaghetti music stops*
*pizza dough freezes in the air, stops spinning entirely*
Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r mwa
Spaghetti music 💀
czcams.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/video.html
!!
💀
I don't know how many times I've seen this but I still click for a chuckle 😄
It's been 12yrs.. still it's the best comeback ever..
The accidental comedic timing here is immaculate.
The timing was too good lol.
I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am CZcams's ALPHA MALE. Acknowledge it, dear so
@@AxxLAfriku oh god not you again
not accidental. gino has great comedic timing. he knows exactly what he’s doing
@@AxxLAfriku Isn’t that the lyrics to Sk8er boi? Lmao
I'm Italian and he is completely right and his rage justified
Hello from Greece. Yes, he is right, we have the same reaction when they mix up our recipes
I'm English and he is completely right and his rage is justified
I'm on the moon and he is completely right and his rage is justified
I'm Chinese and even I felt that rage! It's like me watching Uncle Roger commentating the BBC food show with the butchered fried rice.
I'm an American and I have no idea what they are talking about.
“If my mom had balls, she'd be my dad.”- Max Verstappen
That "stop it" gets me everytime
After she mentions ham, the look he give says "Choose your next words carefully"
Spoiler, she didn't
Madness?
LOL The righteous indignation in the man's face
@@geoorge1000 I don't know, they seemed carefully calculated to inflict a precise and lethal blow, if you ask me
He already knew where the chat was going to end...
0:07 - shock
0:14 - denial
0:17 - anger
0:21 - bargaining
0:38 - depression
0:50 - testing
0:59 - acceptance
LOL
masterpiece comment
All 7 levels in less than a minute. Impressive. Normal people would've took almost less than half of their lifetime
Truly a masterpiece comment indeed
0:51 - can put a ham at home if you want
The way Gino just SAYS the line WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING IT, and NOBODY CAN HELP HIM IS PURE GOLD. OH GINO🙏😅👍
huh? he does understand it
Hes making fun of the comparison she made between carbonara and mac & cheese. Thats the joke
@@alexinivai08 DUH !!!!!
@@alexinivai08 HOLY NOT GETTING IT
This was still one of the best morning talk shows. For whatever reason happened, it's sad. The show will never be the same again.
Even the guys in the studio couldn't help but laugh.
MizuKageG Have you seen the Gino cooking nude one..😂
I'm pretty sure they cracked up because in England if you call a female a bike they're a slut. Example: "Nana was the town bike, every body had a ride"
@@jordanc9282 what gino said was a classic italian joke "se mia nonna avesse le ruote era un flipper", they use it to interrupt someone talking about an unlikely conditiom to happen. literally nothing about being a slut or something
@@chakra_x but the show is in the uk not italy. so he basically called his gran a slut on tv.
Hanno ragione Gino ha dato della p...a a sua nonna lui ha detto se mia nonna avesse avuto le ruote sarebbe stata una moto in England se tu chiami una ragazza moto significa che tutti hanno fatto un giro sopra di lei metaforicamente parlando se la sono fatta la ragazza non la moto
"Its a different recipe, its got nothing to do with macaroni cheese" that part had me rolling
@Stefan Hendriks why so aggressive
@Stefan Hendriks stfu
@Stefan Hendriks no one asked
@Stefan Hendriks did i say whether its true or not all i said is that it was funny so stfu kid
I love all you pricks
It's beautiful, I've watched this for 5 hours now
I'm Italian and what Gino said it's actually a figure of speech, a crazy and ironic way to reply to a "stupid" question or statement.
(original)
"se mia nonna avesse le ruote, sarebbe un tram" (if my grandma had wheels, she would be a tramway)
I’m pretty sure he’s just using an analogy to show how dumb their comparison was. Granted I’ve never heard that analogy used so maybe, but I doubt it.
Edit: also if he was using the figure of speech, why not translate it to wheels and tram? And why use the figure of speech if it’s getting translated?
@@joegeneric1846, as Italian, trust me it's a figure of speech
@@thegreenexperiment1484 as an Italian I can confirm, is a figure of speech we use to do with tramway more than bike. Still super funny!
In my zone (veneto), we use another form of it: "if my grandfather had three balls he would be a pinball machine"
@@titandado3414 sì ma tu sei un Gabber! 😃
The thing that makes this so hilarious is the fact that he keeps a straight face while a man is literally choking to death in front of him because his honor is so offended lmfaooooo.
That's just it, he wasn't trying to be funny. It was truly outraged by the absurdity. Classic!
No mercy
1kth like
LMFAO BRO I DIED 💀🤣
YAAAASSSS 🤣🤣🤣💀
Never have I heard a phrase spoken with such genuine irritation lmao
Reece Gallagher she insulted his shpagett
When she said he already gave her a look as if sentencing her to death
Reece Gallagher 664 likes
We almost there
Wait. No. If Darkimoo will be summoned then an army of da girls will as well!
Italian phrase, retold in English, by an Italian, with a passive aggressive English delivery. Priceless.
Love how the entire studio laughing their asses off while the old man is fighting for his life 😂 even ramsay dont wanna mess with chef gino
13 years ago and still cracks me up
Everything about this is so perfect. The way he cinematically turns his head in disbelief. The way he is so clearly annoyed even as they are about to die from choking. It's so good
When she mentioned ham he immediately expected something horrible by the look on his face. Lmao
Fyi, gino is dumb as dirt. He honestly couldn't figure out if what he said was wrong, didn't make sense, or he was being disrespectful. But he has these rare moments of brilliant quotes that put everyone around him in cry laughter. He's the best part of watching the Gordon Ramsey travel series.
Good thing they stopped choking cause by the looks of his face he wouldn't be delivering the "kiss of life!!!"
The way the old guy said "I'm glad you're standing there"
She just hid all her laughter though, that was not good
Okay, but Philip's tiny "oh no," that had me rolling before Gino even said anything.
It's like he felt the unavoidable rage Gino was about to unleash on Holly
That oh no was like when animals leaves in preparation for a natural disaster. The man knew what was coming to them hahaha
He tried to stop her by saying "oh no" so many times!! but she wouldn't hear no body...hahaha it is like he was trying to stop her but off she went 🤣
Followed by "well I'm glad your standing there" he just knows what about to go down 😭😂
I believe he said I'm glad you're standing there as if to say you are at arms length to be smacked by this angry Italian.
I still come back to this clip for sure morale, absolute classic 😂
Truly among the greatest vid clips of all time...
0:10 you can clearly see the moment when he becomes possessed by the spirit of 2000 years of italian cooking
2041 years !
Such a god coment made me cry
Pasta has only existed for like 600 years though
In england the translation has another meaning. Basically called him gm a sl*g
@@Mrtheunnameable bet you’re fun at parties
Italians don't joke about when it comes to their food. Lol
Maybe they should joke more. Food is food, the world isn't gonna end over a little ham. 😊
Pumpkin when you can’t cook
@@pumpkin6429 Then it a fake version
Pumpkin food is the most important thing to achieve happiness porco dio
Nor their grandmothers
This is and will always be the best thing to ever happen on this show
One of the most professional and entertaining chefs of all time- and funny.
Grazi Gino😂
I love Gino's genuine reaction :
1. Startle & stare at her
2. digest the offense while looking at his plate
3. finds the best answer
4. lock and load
and BOOOM !
I the in step 3 he was also translating that saying from Italian 🙂
Last step : BOOM ROASTED !!
His look of genuine disgust at what he was hearing... LOOOOOOOL
And the fact that the roast was executed with an Italian accent... Brilliant
This is my favourite comment
Almost 11 years later and still the biggest comeback ever recorded in UK History...
You may want to check out some of Simon Amstell's work on nevermind the buzzcocks :)
@@Thrill0g "Or she'd have me killed and make it look like suicide"
@@eddiewinehosen6665 "With a motorbike made of jealousy"
11 years?
That's a common comeback in italy tho, there's several variations such as "if my granfather had 3 balls he would've been a pinball machine" and my favorite "If NIck pooped he wouldn't have died of constipation"
omg, I need to see that over and over again. That is pure gold
This is years ago but still makes me laugh so much! This TRIO is the BEST EVER!
When the video is a minute long and ten years old, you know it's going to be a masterpiece
Struth! 🤣
BAM!
@@TromBooneTubeHAM
Only beaten by videos under 20 seconds from 2008 or before
The amazing thing about this clip is that it's comedic value does not decrease when you re-watch it!
Sam ive legit sat here and watched it about 8 times
@@flopface2237 Same I got about a dozen viewing before I decided to stop so I could breathe again.
Also, even if the punchline was spoiled in the title, his accent and delivery make it so much better
No it just gets funnier lol cause the more you watch the more you hear
I cant stop rewatching it 😂
I love the way that Holly Willoughby pronounced “British carbonara”. So sweet, and so British. She almost fell to the ground with laughter. I can watch this video a hundred times and it will always be hilarious.
12 years later and this is still
One of my favorite videos on the internet
"British carbonera..."
*Gino:* "The Blitz was justified"
😯🤣
💀💀💀💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@C.Woodford nope, born in Naples. By the accent, I'd guess he grew up there at least until his teens.
@@C.Woodford wtf are you mentally ok? he's literally from Torre Del Greco, Naples
I can still taste the coffee coming out of my nose when I watched this live.
But dude, you were not drinking any coffee that day. You should see a doctor, dude.
I watched it live too! It was the highlight of my week!
A true brit would be drinking tea
@@frankhaula Right thought you were british for some reason
I remember too, was standing in my mothers living room, talking to her, only half paying attention... dove for the remote to wind it back ... convinced I had misheard.
"If my mum had balls she would have been my dad" - Max Verstappen
I've been so many times to Italy. So let me tell you: this is exactly what you may expect if you tease an Italian on his cooking (or even worse his mother's or grandmother's cooking)! Absolutely superb and hilarious! 😀
In Poland we say "If my grandma had an antenna, she would've been a radio" lmao
Gdyby babcia miała wąsy to by była dziadkiem
In England calling a girl a bike is negative.Especially if everybody gets to ride it... that's why they were laughing
That's so funny! My folks here change the bike for a wheelbarrow, but it's funny all the same...
if my grandma had a mustache, she would be my grandpa
@@robertszumiowski589 we use it in turkey
He's Ben Affleck without depression.
I-....yes
OH MY GOD LMAO
Bruhh👁👄👁
*slow camera zoom while the sound of silence plays* 'I agree.'
What does that mean?
Send help, I'm obsessed. I saw this years ago and recently thought about it, been watching it everyday for a week straight everytime Gino's expression when she mentions adding ham comes into my mind 😂😂😂 if "what the hell?" and "the audacity!" were a face
That is the best come back I’ve ever seen in British television
Love the way he stabs the pasta while he gains his composure.
Hahahaha
Full of the exaggerated swagger of a white Italian male
czcams.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/video.html
!!!!.
@@JLEC2005 white? Do yellow Italians have no swagger?
@@ghostshipone shush
The wheels spinning in his head (pun intended) trying to translate that rage from Italian to English gets me every time. The absolute calm before the storm
so his head is a bike?
@@dsdy1205good one
@@dsdy1205 if his head had wheels, it sure would've been.
That smirk when he thinks in Italian 😂😂😂😂😂
I love how on 0:14 u can actually see him smile when he thinks of the joke in his head
British tv gold absolutely love it
I honestly think this is one of the greatest moments in TV history
with a humorous scatch the picture of Italian and foreign cuisine was made, Italians are attentive to everything, for them food is an art and if you imitate Picasso you cannot say that your picture is like Picasso's.
the comedic timing is honestly perfect. I hope that people in 50 years will appreciate this as much as we do
After the come dine with me guy 😂
Will Smith and Chris Rock???!
@@NickVaquerano bruh
It’s just an Italian phrase. In Albania, we say ‘if my auntie had balls she’d be my uncle’
Funcheon Mc Truncheon Albanian culture is older than Irish
@@JD-po3yl Are you on drugs man? 😂 😂 😂
Funcheon Mc Truncheon ‘celts who migrated from Central Europe around 500BC’
It's not because I'm albanian but albania culture is actually older.
I'm Albanian too
Man, I miss this era of Britain so much.
This never gets old! 😂😂😂😂
0:14 this is the moment he started to translate joke in his head 😂😂😂😂 he is a legend
He took his time before unleashing it 😂😂 Love it
HAHAHAHAHHAAH.. I SAW THAT
Se mia nonna avesse avuto le ruote sarebbe una bicicletta.
Da me è "Se avessimo le ruote, saremmo delle carriole"
@@novatek443 Da me è "Se mio nonno avesse le ruote sarebbe un bel carretto"
this was recorded on the 18th of may 2010
so today is the 10th anniversary
@@2006Mercury i'll be sure to come back if im not dead
Same boys! See you in another 10 years!
See you in Ten years hopefully lads !
Congratulations and thank you for the services
10 years to go. I'm setting a reminder
God damn this is the best video to return to. never fails to lift my spirits.
Each time I watch it I love it just as much as the last time.
I love how Gino shows mercy at the end by saying "You plebs at home can add ham if you want to."
"You can put ham at home if you want, eeh...", is what he said.
TRUE ITALIAN HERO
Alessandra M no one’s heard of him in Italy, just an idiot and an embarrassment
Not really
He's a Yorkshire man
Wonderful chef and funny man
Alessandra M both of them r ich ehhyats
This video never fails to have me in tears
I love how he was mortally offended of his food being compared with british food
and at the same time he wasnt prepared for the complete derailment his rebuke caused
He just assumed it was standard banter, not total fucking annihilation
I know i'm over a year late, but who cares. He assumed it was standard banter cos' in Italy it is.
The phrase he used(granted he had to adapt it in a way) is a pretty common, although slightly more colourful/playful than usual, way to address someone who's not making any sense.
Usually your interlocutor isn't supposed to laugh their ass off :D
@@Zeephon sure his analogy definitely makes sense and is applicable, but in English it’s just so unexpected and hilarious!
It's the unexpectedness of the analogy that lends itself to make her suggestion seem even more rediculous.
Nope he was offended at it being compared with an Italian dish - carbonara - that it isn't.
@@Zeephon Because you still don't understand what the implication is in English.
Moral of the story: tread carefully when talking about food with an Italian.
*when you're criticizing an Italians cooking
Joey Tribbiani agrees with you
Especially when comparing to the travesty that is English cuisine.
What are the dishes that come to mind when you think English cuisine?
The moral is--don't be so stupid as to say a dish is like a British carbonara when they have *nothing* in common, so adding ham to it won't turn it into one.
Hilarious 😂 And glad the show hosts actually went along with it and didn't get offended or anything. The world needs more laughs and this video's great. 👍
that's nice, we have that saying in Spain too. Love to our Italian cousins
"It's closer to a British carbonara."
"...why do I hear boss music?"
🤣
And his grandmother came rolling in as a bike.
FUCK IM DEAD. I thought the video killed me… nah this comment did!
The silence before the comeback reminds me of Radahn's meteor attack from Elden Ring 😂
czcams.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/video.html
!!!!.