Bird & Fortune - Silly Money - Investment Bankers

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  • čas přidán 9. 09. 2024
  • The Long Johns discuss investment banking, London style, with points to the American mortgage market and Wall Street. Brilliant.

Komentáře • 100

  • @janereynolds7555
    @janereynolds7555 Před rokem +138

    As relevant today as back in 2008. RIP John Bird. Superb ironic comedy at its best. Thank you.

    • @michaelsullivan2732
      @michaelsullivan2732 Před rokem +1

      Amen !

    • @davidframpton8215
      @davidframpton8215 Před rokem

      Yes! Hits nail on head. Banks are corrupt. They know they will be bailed out. Like USA sub-prime mortgages. $130 billion bale out.

    • @hammondpickle
      @hammondpickle Před rokem +1

      Indeed, and apparently a lot of these sketches were largely ad-libbed too.
      Fantastic talents, the both of them.

    • @jeaneugene1
      @jeaneugene1 Před rokem

      Good comment. Destroying every one of Thatcher’s rules has led us to where we are today….

  • @msmccarthy5617
    @msmccarthy5617 Před rokem +53

    RIP John Bird , thank you for the howls of laughter. Loved you both. RIP both John xxx

  • @royston9883
    @royston9883 Před rokem +56

    Nothing has changed ! This is satire at its best . Thank you both Johns , RIP.

  • @Aeronaut1975
    @Aeronaut1975 Před rokem +18

    The scary thing is that this is just as relevant now in 2023 as it was when it was originally filmed. Nothing has changed. The rich get richer (and more numerous), and the poor get, well, shafted... as has become 'tradition'...

  • @ThaCoolKid24
    @ThaCoolKid24 Před 5 lety +55

    GBE ANSWER @10:25

  • @Leoneidas
    @Leoneidas Před 7 lety +33

    I don't know what the world would do without British humor. Sheer genius in taking a very important but very hard to understand topic and making it incredibly entertaining and informative.

  • @prawn4tea
    @prawn4tea Před rokem +15

    Am slightly shocked that I now have a new understanding of why the crisis happened (I am 60). Really miss you both!

  • @briansmith1700
    @briansmith1700 Před 8 lety +23

    3 or 4 years old now, but having just see 'The Big Short' , this is probably the clearest explanation of International Finance I can think of

  • @ticopipa
    @ticopipa Před 3 lety +13

    Best DOCUMENTARY on the 2008 financial crisis. Spot on. Genius.

  • @97henrik041
    @97henrik041 Před rokem +21

    Superb satire by two masters of the craft, sadly no longer with us. RIP John Bird.

  • @WelshChap1982
    @WelshChap1982 Před 12 lety +22

    The post office privatisation sketch they do is Political Satire at its best. Two quotes from that sketch that never fail to make me laugh are "Have you ever tried to live on £150.000 a year? Its next door to impossible" and "Its not just international competition we have to worry about, as we may not be alone in the universe, the possibility of extra-terrestrial post offices, does exist. And we can't be sure, but they may have just spotted this niche in the market"

  • @plumpsh
    @plumpsh Před rokem +6

    Satire at its finest. Thank you Johns for all laughs you gave us - RIP.

  • @dbraunovic
    @dbraunovic Před 10 lety +33

    Satire and truth presented at its best and educational way!
    They never thought you those facts at Schools did they?!?

  • @DianaSwan
    @DianaSwan Před 11 lety +21

    These two are just brilliant I am an enormous fan, its so good to laugh, they are so clever..

  • @PSUK
    @PSUK Před 3 lety +5

    “Well, I don’t think there’s any call for insults or name-calling”.
    Quality!

  • @Twmpa
    @Twmpa Před rokem +5

    Nobody did biting satire like the two Johns. RIP.

  • @johnking5174
    @johnking5174 Před 8 lety +23

    If you notice here, the eyelines of both Johns are not facing each other as they used to in their earlier chats. From around 2007 they would have their lines written on autocue and would read them off. This was down to the ill health of John Fortune who found it hard to remember these conversations. The two Johns in the early years would ad lib most of these wonderful conversations, however by 2007 they began using cue cards or autocue. Remember 2008 was the last year of a full series of Bremner, Bird and Fortune, however they would continue with specials until 2010.

    • @khangvutien2538
      @khangvutien2538 Před rokem +4

      IMHO, they didn’t look at each other because they can’t do so without losing their seemingly seriousness. 😂😂

    • @MrDaiseymay
      @MrDaiseymay Před rokem +5

      @@khangvutien2538 Yes, I've seen them struggling not to laugh many times. wonderful tallents, greatly missed.

  • @petrkubena
    @petrkubena Před 9 lety +12

    Reminded me Yes, Prime Minister (episode Conflict of Interest).

  • @danielgreen3715
    @danielgreen3715 Před rokem +1

    Truly Gifted and Inspirational Sadly Missed! ..RIP

  • @hawcubites
    @hawcubites Před 10 lety +14

    Best political satirists ever...wit at its best!!

  • @MrDaiseymay
    @MrDaiseymay Před rokem +2

    WONDERFULLY entertaining, they had no equal. Satire it'self, was seemingly banned from our TV screens. Along with impersonation of Political targets in general

  • @talcy
    @talcy Před rokem +8

    RIP John Bird.

  • @ibenzawla
    @ibenzawla Před 10 lety +12

    "Stupidity and incompetence that's all" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @kluteagain
    @kluteagain Před 12 lety +5

    These two have been doing this for years now. I think they are the most overlooked comedians of recentish years. Got lots to say on this not sure about word limit here. Might have to start a blog. In short im a fan

  • @speedysteve9121
    @speedysteve9121 Před 6 lety +6

    Difficult questions like: where's the money gone?

  • @psybridtheory5703
    @psybridtheory5703 Před 10 lety +12

    RIP John Fortune

  • @adi87tya
    @adi87tya Před 12 lety +5

    In theory, securitization should work. If you put a lot of loans with a certain probability of failure together, the combined thing should have a smaller probability of failure since it's an average. In practice it doesn't work because almost all the individual loans fail.

    • @BigHenFor
      @BigHenFor Před rokem

      Not quite. You have a bunch of AAA loans wrapping a bunch of subprime loans in these financial instruments, but the AAA reduces the average risk, which made it easy for the Rating Agencies to rate them as lower risk than they really are. They found it easy to do so, as they were paid by the issuing banks to do so.

  • @alexmorefield
    @alexmorefield Před rokem +1

    I saw John at bath theatre , such a talented man who mad us laugh and political humour.

  • @afischer8327
    @afischer8327 Před rokem +1

    This is a much shorter, and a lot more satirical version of the same subject as the film The Big Short, which I recommend. As Ms McCarthy here in the comments said, we miss you, John Bird.

  • @dougaldouglas8842
    @dougaldouglas8842 Před rokem +1

    Dry humour of a real topic, the way things should be treated, and we do this so well over here, that is, in the past. We used to have satire as a staple diet here in England, but over the years things have become more controlled

  • @DeOmnibusDubitandum76
    @DeOmnibusDubitandum76 Před rokem +3

    I was one of those that was stuffed! And I am bloody Spanish!

  • @johnrenton3463
    @johnrenton3463 Před rokem +1

    RIP both Johns - will we ever see their like again?

  • @phennigan
    @phennigan Před rokem +3

    Brilliant. RIP.

  • @hyperhype1000
    @hyperhype1000 Před 2 lety +5

    I always thought John Fortune was Brilliant. R.I.P

  • @vonschlesien
    @vonschlesien Před 12 lety +2

    Also in theory it doesn't work - for the law of large numbers to make the combination be more stable, the individual outcomes need to be independent (i.e. non-correlated). By analogy, when your individual probabilities are independent, it's like making bets on 100 coin tosses: you can be very sure how many times you'l win. When the individual probabilities are correlated it's like making 100 bets on one coin toss - you're either going to win big or lose big.

  • @MirlitronOne
    @MirlitronOne Před rokem +7

    Back in the dim and distant past when people understood satire. RIP John and John.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Před rokem +2

      People still understand satire but, honestly, it's difficult to come up with more ridiculous jokes than reality.

  • @segasailor4374
    @segasailor4374 Před 10 lety +3

    Pure genius!

  • @takewhole
    @takewhole Před 10 lety +2

    Brilliant. A one off

  • @thomridgeway1438
    @thomridgeway1438 Před rokem

    The Two Johns were magnificent satirists .... the very best! ....alas sometimes satire hurts like hell .... right now it hurts like hell.

  • @flankerpraha
    @flankerpraha Před rokem

    Silicon Valley bank goes down and history repeats itself. "Except just this once"...

  • @TheLeedsAppreciationSociety

    Credit default swap is basically one lender exchanging it's bad debt with another lender to avoid having to admit the money is irrecoverable, when really it doesn't even exist, and thus they can leave it on their balance sheet as an asset, thereby perpetuating the illusion that there is no bad debt.

  • @gordonwilson1631
    @gordonwilson1631 Před rokem +2

    Read TheBank of England Q1 2014 Bulletin two short articles on “Money Creation in the Modern Economy.”
    You’ll be laughing with shock.
    Private commercial banks get to create 97% of the UK money supply out of nothing.
    They call it “borrowing.”
    The first casualty of the class war was language.
    Since 1694, when the then private Bank of England was founded.

  • @IrrippiOntor
    @IrrippiOntor Před 7 lety +2

    Silly money should be common curriculum

  • @cliffjamesmusic
    @cliffjamesmusic Před rokem

    brilliant! thank you.

  • @AllansStation
    @AllansStation Před rokem

    Only one thing to say Superb!

  • @voice_of_change
    @voice_of_change Před 3 lety +2

    So much of it reality...

  • @retrokidm1
    @retrokidm1 Před 10 lety +3

    Brilliant satire

  • @welshpete12
    @welshpete12 Před 7 lety +6

    The bottom line is greed, cunning and irresponsibility , in equal measure .

  • @acw7120
    @acw7120 Před rokem

    Superb.

  • @michaelbird2397
    @michaelbird2397 Před rokem

    So good. RIP namesake.

  • @LeoMumford
    @LeoMumford Před 10 lety +1

    In the data age bankers take a stand against the organisation of data

  • @ThePaperPineapple
    @ThePaperPineapple Před 8 lety +1

    Man, those chairs must have Been uncomfortable. They both kept shifting their positions in them every minute.

    • @johnking5174
      @johnking5174 Před 8 lety

      If you notice here, the eyelines of both Johns are not facing each other as they used to in their earlier chats. From around 2007 they would have their lines written on autocue and would read them off. This was down to the ill health of John Fortune who found it hard to remember these conversations. The two Johns in the early years would ad lib most of these wonderful conversations, however by 2007 they began using cue cards or autocue. Remember 2008 was the last year of a full series of Bremner, Bird and Fortune, however they would continue with specials until 2010.

  • @matiasbenjaminboccanera6834

    If it's humour it's british if it isn't british is not humour it is something else, maybe funny, maybe hilarious but humour is some cartesian stuff like I think therefore i laugh and no one in this world are so able to make you do that as the british do.

  • @dingopisscreek
    @dingopisscreek Před rokem +1

    the worrying thing is that this might be how bankers ACTUALLY think

  • @shamrockshore6308
    @shamrockshore6308 Před 7 lety +2

    Subliminal mind control @4:45

  • @joeyforever616
    @joeyforever616 Před 11 lety +4

    ...if an office cleaner went to the government and threatened to go and clean an office in the Cayman Islands, the government would say "well piss off then"
    XD

  • @joseluisvocesbello7812

    Awesome

  • @paulstratton5147
    @paulstratton5147 Před rokem

    Genius..

  • @ChurchillGeoff
    @ChurchillGeoff Před rokem

    remember when we used to comment about Seinfeld ïts funny because its true, whats so sad is it applies to these guys

  • @neilstanniland1011
    @neilstanniland1011 Před rokem +1

    WE are having another reprise of the endless reprise FFS .

  • @grahampritchard7691
    @grahampritchard7691 Před rokem

    "The Big Short" in a nutshell.

  • @-Untitled-
    @-Untitled- Před rokem

    Why... why are they taking about today? This is 11 years old.

  • @digitalimager4946
    @digitalimager4946 Před rokem

    As relevant today, yes. Superb comedy. How ironic. Just goes to show that whilst we sit around our "keep the masses happy and silent" boxes watching satire like this and feeling we've done our bit by watching it, the bastards have a free rein to continue being greedy, uncaring bastards. AND THEY ARE STILL DOING IT. Form a queue behind the guillotine.

  • @LordOfLight
    @LordOfLight Před rokem

    Nail On Head.

  • @gustavosilvacm8932
    @gustavosilvacm8932 Před 7 lety +1

    Being born and brought-up in Brazil, English is not my mother language. Anyway I can understand John Fortune quite well but John Bird is a lot harder. He seems to "swallow" some syllables as he speaks. Why is that?

    • @daiu48
      @daiu48 Před 7 lety

      English is a stress-timed language unlike syllable-timed Portuguese, with equal stress.You just can't hear the unstressed parts of the word! Admittedly JF speaks quite slowly - Ill health as below, probably.
      BTW, hope the judges in Brazil unmask the bankers - all that illegal cash in circulation and hardly anyone noticed?

  • @CarlinConnolly
    @CarlinConnolly Před rokem

    I'd rather Brown had just guaranteed everyone's (People & Companies in the UK or pays taxes in the UK) mortgages and other debts for the next 5 years and allowing the Banks to work their shit out without any bonuses

  • @jerzy1551
    @jerzy1551 Před rokem

    Bankers are like priests. They too sometimes have human instincts.

  • @DavidThomas-fb8bq
    @DavidThomas-fb8bq Před rokem

    I don't think the government liked this programme as it told the truth.

  • @cezarheuszer2127
    @cezarheuszer2127 Před 9 lety +1

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @MrBallynally2
    @MrBallynally2 Před rokem

    It is easy to blame investment bankers but i blame governments bailing them and standard banks out putting the burden on the citizens..

  • @jimbob-robob
    @jimbob-robob Před rokem

    Too close to reality to be funny IMO...

  • @domenicalinguanti2309
    @domenicalinguanti2309 Před 11 lety +1

    it's not funny it's tragic

  • @norbertholstein2604
    @norbertholstein2604 Před rokem

    Just goes to show that satire is useless.

  • @charlesflouvat1829
    @charlesflouvat1829 Před rokem

    Other peoples money