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  • @tiagotostas5708
    @tiagotostas5708 Před 3 lety +1707

    Markiplier: "Whats a lockdown city"
    2020: guess you found it out

    • @sweatingbulletz1475
      @sweatingbulletz1475 Před 3 lety +11

      Lol why is this so under rated

    • @quake3607
      @quake3607 Před 3 lety +13

      More like lockdown country

    • @raven..........
      @raven.......... Před 3 lety +15

      @@quake3607 more like lockdown world

    • @MutelyMutel
      @MutelyMutel Před 2 lety +2

      @FandomKween13❎ Go outside. You're everywhere in the comments getting upset over these jokes because "different meaning joke bad".

    • @Mello8201
      @Mello8201 Před rokem +1

      "wouldn't you like to know, youtuber man"!!

  • @arianazamani9885
    @arianazamani9885 Před 4 lety +2039

    Mark: *sees ghost and walks towards it*
    Ghost: No wtf go the OTHER way I'M trying to scare YOU sTaHp

    • @iowaclass5657
      @iowaclass5657 Před 4 lety +117

      Ghost: Tries to scare Mark by walking towards him
      Mark: Pulls out Reverse Uno card
      Ghost: Wait, what-?

    • @somniumwingz6858
      @somniumwingz6858 Před 3 lety +15

      Ariana Zamani
      welcome to another episode of: me and my friends but im a....
      featuring! me as a ghost!

    • @nevasocial5297
      @nevasocial5297 Před 3 lety +4

      I won’t ruin the amount of likes 🤣🤣

    • @FireBirdv12REACTIONS
      @FireBirdv12REACTIONS Před 3 lety +16

      Mark: I'm not here stuck with you, you're here stuck with me

    • @MasterMatter
      @MasterMatter Před 3 lety +7

      Man, I read that sTaHp and burst out laughing lol I know a guy who talks with a certain accent let's say and he says stop for like 3 seconds longer than a normal person. Also the word bitch is spoken in a similar way

  • @rebelbunny8519
    @rebelbunny8519 Před 3 lety +2098

    Markiplier: Misses obvious key on the table
    Also Markiplier: Sees tiny black witch eye in the dark

  • @alexdvf7300
    @alexdvf7300 Před 2 lety +741

    "i hear someone in high heels, that spells danger!"
    3 years later: lady Dimitrescu

    • @whatis4295
      @whatis4295 Před 2 lety +15

      All I hear now is Mark asking Lady Dimitrescu to step on him. Lol

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Před rokem +3

      I DON'T SIMP FOR ANYONE
      (except a couple of animatronics and furry characters)

    • @alphabextical3598
      @alphabextical3598 Před rokem +1

      Danger for whoever's wearing the Heels.

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Před rokem +1

      @@alphabextical3598 Everywhere all the time.

    • @scaathreykr
      @scaathreykr Před rokem

      TEACHER!

  • @sebYB67
    @sebYB67 Před 6 lety +4403

    *Hand sanitizer dispenser is covered in blood*
    "Someone tried to sanitize their hand way too hard."

    • @cehociuch5633
      @cehociuch5633 Před 6 lety +65

      Thats what OCD gives you

    • @tgreaux5027
      @tgreaux5027 Před 5 lety +83

      I believe the hand sanitizer dispenser is the killer. It's all a ruse I tell you! A ruse! You've been bamboozled and befuddled and hornswabbled!

    • @thirtysecondtutorials6949
      @thirtysecondtutorials6949 Před 5 lety +6

      @@tgreaux5027 uh,me loll

    • @skysrainxx565
      @skysrainxx565 Před 5 lety +4

      hahaha :D

    • @starrgaze278
      @starrgaze278 Před 5 lety +24

      They were trying to sanitize their sins away.

  • @leilaparedes1813
    @leilaparedes1813 Před 2 lety +2764

    Game: "in 2021..."
    Mark: "thats in the future"
    Me: watches in 2022*

  • @danielwoodie6974
    @danielwoodie6974 Před 3 lety +1657

    "What's a lockdown city?" Oh you sweet summer child

  • @skittle1715
    @skittle1715 Před 3 lety +2456

    Mark: 2021 is the future
    Me re-watching in 2021: or is it

    • @booski.i
      @booski.i Před 3 lety +36

      we are fucked :D

    • @dvrkfae
      @dvrkfae Před 3 lety +27

      10/07/2021 So that's either July 10th (pretty much the rest of the world uses day/month/year format since it makes more sense) or October 7th (based on American dating format)

    • @lukablackwood6754
      @lukablackwood6754 Před 3 lety +18

      And in 2022 it'll be the past

    • @Matthew-mt2fc
      @Matthew-mt2fc Před 3 lety +14

      @@dvrkfae assuming it is based in the actual hanwell in london, it would be july 10

    • @Z1Blue
      @Z1Blue Před 3 lety +4

      2021 is the future and the present!? What a mind bending time-paradox.

  • @Lincolntowncoupe
    @Lincolntowncoupe Před 5 lety +388

    "Douglas, 74 years old, got zebra ass 22 times."
    -Markiplier, 2018

    • @lyyang6772
      @lyyang6772 Před 4 lety +6

      Of the whole video.. this part made me laugh the hardest when Mark came up with this... 😂😂😂😂

    • @MLOF
      @MLOF Před 4 lety +5

      I'm dying 😂

    • @maris7457
      @maris7457 Před 2 lety +3

      lol this is why i watch markiplier - he makes things funnier/less serious

  • @Starshadow-dm8ds
    @Starshadow-dm8ds Před 4 lety +4144

    Not gonna lie i felt the whole child trafficking ring underneath a school was the creepiest area

    • @CherryPie-xd8ql
      @CherryPie-xd8ql Před 3 lety +86

      Same tho

    • @Lt.Shineysides89
      @Lt.Shineysides89 Před 3 lety +397

      because it really happens and nothings scarier than reality. It's sickening

    • @candydandy2228
      @candydandy2228 Před 3 lety +301

      i think what made it even more creepy was the little stuffed animal and tiny beds :(

    • @kinabear7210
      @kinabear7210 Před 3 lety +340

      When Markiplier asked "how do you get away with it?"
      It's easy. You just be a rich, powerful politician, captain of industry, or government employee. The Epstein's of the world cater to those folks.

    • @emiliam2279
      @emiliam2279 Před 3 lety +95

      whats scarier is that things like that actually exist

  • @thereilway
    @thereilway Před 3 lety +712

    The basement of the school reminded me a lot about the basement at my elementary school. The basement there used to serve as a local emergency bomb shelter and we weren't allowed to go down without a teacher. Naturally we all went down all the time to play hide and seek among the massive water pipes/ventilation tubes and unidentified large metal boxes, because we were all too young to have seen a horror film, and thus had no idea how perfect that whole place was for murder and hiding bodies of small children.

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf Před 2 lety +46

      We did too but there were always teachers keeping an eye on us and to make sure we didn’t go there. It was in the cafeteria so- I mean- kinda hard to go there and not be noticed.

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro Před 2 lety +9

      So glad to be homeschooled, you have no idea

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Před rokem +9

      *man behind the slaughter starts playing*

    • @awkwardukulele6077
      @awkwardukulele6077 Před rokem +17

      @@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro When I was homeschooled we had a co-op where we'd play with other homeschooled kids, and we did chill out in a creepy basement. It was a much nicer one in a church, but still, shit was terrifying if you didn't leave all the lights on. It was like the entire floor had "Turn the lights off and run to your bed before the boogieman catches you in the dark" energy.

    • @thederpysquad3759
      @thederpysquad3759 Před rokem

      dear lord why???

  • @robonator2945
    @robonator2945 Před 2 lety +246

    it is kind of nice to see an evil doctor who actually makes things that do work to help. I mean the hospital was just a normal hopsital for the most part, not some mad scientist experimentation building. The power plant was apparently producing power via his methods and produced enough power for the entire city(?) and then some. All that and he is still a massive corrupt douche! Its kind of rare to see a villian who is clearly amoral in the truest sense, doing both good and bad without much regard for either.

    • @2189fallenangel
      @2189fallenangel Před 2 lety +18

      Dr. mengele …
      Did … horrible things in experiments…. But we advanced immensely medically from his studies.. a dark win

    • @parazitkolol
      @parazitkolol Před rokem

      @@2189fallenangel That's a myth, Mengele was a useless and sloppy researcher. He was nothing more than a psychopath in power with zero supervision.

    • @alexquan1744
      @alexquan1744 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Truly ambivalent to both good and evil

  • @MasonCatalone
    @MasonCatalone Před 5 lety +2514

    Markiplier: "Open says me!"
    *Door blasts open.*
    Markiplier: "What the fuuuuuuuuuck?"

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 Před 6 lety +2833

    You got the first person scared right out of you.

  • @hayleyjones2362
    @hayleyjones2362 Před 3 lety +312

    Mark: "...and the thing that is behind you right now."
    *Looks around*
    My mum standing behind me: "Could you please do the dishes now."

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf Před 2 lety +19

      Horrifying

    • @brandyyn
      @brandyyn Před 2 lety +2

      @@Mystery-Wolf xd

    • @saquuwaya3756
      @saquuwaya3756 Před 2 lety +7

      This is the true horror story

    • @Sleepygirly
      @Sleepygirly Před 2 lety +2

      she always tells you whenever your doing something you FEEL is important🙄

  • @rosegriffin2583
    @rosegriffin2583 Před rokem +60

    Me watching this after rewatching him play phasmaphobia: why does elizabel Miller sound so familiar
    Mark playing phasmaphobia: ELIZABETH MILLER- ELIZABETH MILLER

  • @Deverey1
    @Deverey1 Před 6 lety +2945

    "Things that are hiding in your closet" *Closet door is literally all the way open*
    "The things that are under your bed" *Bed is laying directly on the floor*
    "And the things that are standing behind you right now" *Is sitting in a chair that has it's back touching the wall*
    Hmmm.. Maybe that's why I haven't been murdered by demons yet...

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 Před 5 lety +160

      Deverey1 you’re missing all the fun. Sincerely a human and not a demon.

    • @kitten8221
      @kitten8221 Před 5 lety +43

      my bed is on the floor, I have no closet, but my back is not against a wall.

    • @kohakucos3166
      @kohakucos3166 Před 5 lety +28

      My bed is touching the ground. My closet doesn't exist. And I'm sitting against a wall. 😂 I'm Save I guess

    • @vince4146
      @vince4146 Před 5 lety +8

      Deverey1 I think I am cause the hands on my clock just fell

    • @bossblink2002
      @bossblink2002 Před 5 lety +22

      Candy pop Animations. That could happen for 1 of two reasons. 1 you need to tighten them, or 2 ITS DEMONS JIM, DEMONS!!!

  • @googli300
    @googli300 Před 4 lety +2654

    Mark: "Someone tried to sanitize their hand way too hard."
    Corona: *WHEEZE*

    • @lenoras9330
      @lenoras9330 Před 3 lety +44

      i mean it mentioned 2021

    • @mylescordier
      @mylescordier Před 3 lety +5

      😂😂

    • @Thoughtless427
      @Thoughtless427 Před 3 lety +7

      Please next time you decide to try and be creative by making a joke about coranavirus. Don’t. Your not funny.

    • @googli300
      @googli300 Před 3 lety +41

      @@Thoughtless427 Or... Maybe you should've read it when I posted it, 3 MONTHS AGO. And in the end, who cares?

    • @ikelldagay1801
      @ikelldagay1801 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Thoughtless427 you are

  • @meeps_alotl7880
    @meeps_alotl7880 Před 3 lety +89

    markiplier: am i missing something?
    Me: YouR MiSsiNG A WhOle KeY

  • @gamingwithme2531
    @gamingwithme2531 Před 3 lety +80

    Markiplier sure does have a great and interesting way of remembering passwords

  • @unwhoretunatley
    @unwhoretunatley Před 4 lety +2473

    Mark: And the things that are behind you right now.
    Me: *Reaches behind me and touches my dogs nose* aH-

    • @Thecommander248
      @Thecommander248 Před 4 lety +17

      Can I ask where you got your profile picture from?

    • @MisttaBigg31
      @MisttaBigg31 Před 4 lety +4

      ☹️

    • @jahronsamuels9453
      @jahronsamuels9453 Před 3 lety +25

      jokes on you I dont have a dog since i'm allergic so I just slapped the wall

    • @SemiCommma
      @SemiCommma Před 3 lety +4

      Cameron Playz uhhhh no?

    • @heyhey5462
      @heyhey5462 Před 3 lety +5

      @Cameron Playz Someone doesn't know how a woosh works.

  • @maddieladdie8476
    @maddieladdie8476 Před 6 lety +327

    Things I wish were in horror movies:
    "Thank you orchestra."
    "I hope nothing *bad* happens on the way out."
    "Oh good more DNA."
    * dicks around with baby head that looks at him every time he looks away *

    • @onixgrace3667
      @onixgrace3667 Před 6 lety +12

      Jack Is Life I need this movie in my life. Whenever I'm scared i talk a lot, am sarcastic and piss about like an idiot. That movie would be awesome ^^ maybe mark should direct it XD

    • @phoneyxd1896
      @phoneyxd1896 Před 6 lety +2

      Jack Is Life Outlast 3 plot in the making 😂😂

    • @aurorasaura5907
      @aurorasaura5907 Před 6 lety +7

      I wish for a funkalicious violin player in the distance of every horror sountrack

  • @deersap5970
    @deersap5970 Před 3 lety +860

    I love how in the game the voice says “notes 2021” and mark says “that’s in the future”
    For some reason I feel superior now
    Edit: Thank you for all the likes, you are all truly kind people!

    • @stitchedworks7311
      @stitchedworks7311 Před 3 lety +4

      same

    • @ink2812
      @ink2812 Před 3 lety +11

      Superiority is perspective.
      I have no idea why this came to mind when I read this.

    • @CrabsnoutT
      @CrabsnoutT Před 3 lety

      Yup

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf Před 2 lety +1

      We are.

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf Před 2 lety +6

      @@ink2812 or fact. Like the fact is that I am the superior-ist person to exist.

  • @alexandrasherman8380
    @alexandrasherman8380 Před 3 lety +43

    I love how he just remembers these long passwords struggling instead of writing them down😂and his reaction when the witch just disappears when the door opens

  • @davidehon5806
    @davidehon5806 Před 6 lety +902

    the only thing truly horrifying about this game is the lack of windows in both the hospital AND the school

    • @walter1543
      @walter1543 Před 5 lety +3

      Davi Dehon 111 likes, no responses. I’ll change that!

    • @Ryyi23
      @Ryyi23 Před 5 lety +42

      They must all be Apple users

    • @Nomadic_Inquisitor
      @Nomadic_Inquisitor Před 5 lety +18

      What about what was *Under* the school?

    • @dillsnickle
      @dillsnickle Před 4 lety +5

      Zeta Grey yeah, that was m u c h w o r s e but we dont talk about that shit

    • @mcm730
      @mcm730 Před 2 lety +1

      All of the schools I went to had all of the windows bricked up years ago. Supposedly they were a bad weather risk and the schools just didn’t want to maintain them.

  • @GiantParfait
    @GiantParfait Před 4 lety +590

    31:20 Craig.. _Craig!_ Don't run away from love!
    *Flashbacks from Dream Daddy*

    • @mitch6641
      @mitch6641 Před 4 lety +7

      Dreeeeaaammm~ daddy! music lol

    • @sophieanderson3360
      @sophieanderson3360 Před 4 lety +8

      Craiggggggg!!!

    • @mitch6641
      @mitch6641 Před 4 lety +4

      @@sophieanderson3360 Craig is my favorite

    • @gremliin_priince
      @gremliin_priince Před 3 lety +1

      dream daddy was THE GAYME also we should get him to play the secret ending... 👀👀👀👀

  • @raygant6731
    @raygant6731 Před 2 lety +18

    Mark's shadow jumpscared me a stupid amount of times more than the actual jumpscares did

  • @DaniJHollis
    @DaniJHollis Před 2 lety +43

    "what's he gonna do to my soft, supple body?!" --Markiplier

  • @kingcheesecake7088
    @kingcheesecake7088 Před 5 lety +525

    23:26 "I'm sorry I walked into the wrong room"

  • @taylorbritt499
    @taylorbritt499 Před 4 lety +460

    39:00 "Keep going until you find something spookalicious" *walks right past a witch's eye*

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas Před 3 lety +29

      There was a couple times he looked directly at a collectible and didn’t grab them... it was... kinda upsetting as someone who likes to get them all in games, haha

    • @taylorbritt499
      @taylorbritt499 Před 3 lety +11

      @@trindalas same!! It always kills me when people don't get the collectibles lol. But I understand that's not how some people like to play

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas Před 3 lety +10

      Taylor Britt the pain was almost physical, lol. I’ve literally spent hours hunting for single missing collectibles in games before, haha. I’m sure people who don’t care don’t understand people like us either though lol.

    • @sophiabaird5407
      @sophiabaird5407 Před 3 lety +1

      Yep I was about to say that😂

    • @MoeruHoeru
      @MoeruHoeru Před 8 měsíci

      *You can't go back afyer leaving this area*
      "So if i leave this area, i can't go back ever? yo let me check every corner in this area first then"
      ☝🏻 me after i check every corner in the area before leaving

  • @easydrawings5650
    @easydrawings5650 Před rokem +13

    Mark: "let's not invade these peoples privacy"
    also Mark: "A key!!" proceeds to look through the persons house

  • @spellmanshadows5567
    @spellmanshadows5567 Před 3 lety +20

    Past Mark: “I’m ready for the wapping”
    2021 me: “take it back”

  • @setten_
    @setten_ Před 3 lety +465

    Me: *spontaneously picks up my cat from the chair and starts hugging and cuddling him*
    Mark: "Oh, there's that cat again.. Man, you need to stop squeezing that cat, that cat's just about had it!"
    Me: :c

  • @Floofypoof6443
    @Floofypoof6443 Před 6 lety +1172

    Who else got the shit scared out of them when he turned around in the house and his shadow was on the doorway?

  • @willow4049
    @willow4049 Před 3 lety +103

    "10/07/2021"
    Mark: that's in the future
    Me: *in January 2021* Ahaha... I'm in danger.

  • @guerney2000
    @guerney2000 Před 3 lety +20

    28:31 based on Left 4 Dead, I would say "dealing with witches if disturbed" means a lot of running around and shooting, occasianally mixed with panicking

  • @taylordiamond
    @taylordiamond Před 4 lety +361

    "So he MC Hammered himself into death."
    Markiplier ~2018.

  • @superjangames
    @superjangames Před 6 lety +4203

    I'm really into these longer videos. I throw one up on my TV, and do some cleaning, or fold laundry, etc., while my kiddo is napping. It's an awesome way to just unwind (yes, even with horror games lol). Keep up the hard work, Mark!

  • @kaytea6704
    @kaytea6704 Před rokem +14

    I know many people don't care but I really love mark's subtitles. His team actually puts effort into them unlike other creators! Such a awesome person :)

  • @Vexternall
    @Vexternall Před 3 lety +6

    Douglas on his way to conquer another zebra is my fav line

  • @yolocupcake1001
    @yolocupcake1001 Před 5 lety +519

    Oh no! Mark saw his shadow! That means 6 more weeks of horror games!

    • @phoenix5966
      @phoenix5966 Před 4 lety +12

      I have achieved meme by being 69th like, where's my 4 upvotes and 2 karma?

    • @bobtheregular721
      @bobtheregular721 Před 3 lety +1

      i like that this means he is a groundhog, and a special one at that!

  • @En3rgized
    @En3rgized Před 5 lety +136

    Douglas, 74 years old, got zebra ass 22 times.
    Sounds like a horrible experiment gone wrong lol.

  • @cain1989
    @cain1989 Před rokem +5

    28:37 I love the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference! The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42. When I looked in the comments, I couldn't see anyone mention this

  • @simly5189
    @simly5189 Před rokem +5

    The heartbeat monitor incorporated into the music during that one sequence was such good sound design that was really cool

  • @anthonymileskoch9109
    @anthonymileskoch9109 Před 5 lety +1282

    Mark: *picks up small ripped piece of paper*
    "Hmmm.. I can't read this... ew pleh..? idk what tha-"
    *flips paper*
    "OH nooOoO"

  • @xFirebird925x
    @xFirebird925x Před 5 lety +323

    Fun fact: DNA is pretty stable due to it's double helix ("twisty ladder") structure, and can stay stable at room temperature, though it is advised to store them at -4 deg Celsius or lower, just in case.

    • @ssdark406
      @ssdark406 Před 4 lety +6

      Nice to know

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas Před 3 lety +12

      Pockets would be above room temp though, especially with all the running around, swinging wrenches and crowbars, and getting hit with lasers, lol

    • @slepy7124
      @slepy7124 Před 3 lety

      no one asked

    • @koikoi5946
      @koikoi5946 Před 3 lety +10

      @@slepy7124 then why are you reading it/making this comment if noone asked.??

    • @slepy7124
      @slepy7124 Před 3 lety +2

      @@koikoi5946 too remind him i didnt ask

  • @theqcoolMOVIE
    @theqcoolMOVIE Před 3 lety +19

    "10-07-2021"
    "That's in the future!"
    Me having an existential crisis rewatching this vid: ahahahahahahahhahahahah

  • @shadow_leaf7965
    @shadow_leaf7965 Před 2 lety +23

    The good old days of mark just saying random things when he's scared XD

  • @kaotickitten
    @kaotickitten Před 6 lety +134

    Omg.
    “He’s lost all cognitive functions.”
    Mark: Bitch!
    I laughed so hard at this. XD idk why.

  • @stellamitkov2500
    @stellamitkov2500 Před 4 lety +128

    "Tell Craig I fancy him"
    **has flashbacks to Dream Daddy**

  • @pikl_rikgaming
    @pikl_rikgaming Před 3 lety +41

    Mark: I wanna leave the church
    The game: Leave the church
    Mark: Well now I'm not doing it

  • @insane7645
    @insane7645 Před rokem +3

    Hearing Mark talk about Dead Space in these old videos, makes me laugh and glad they made the remake and he loved it

  • @firstnamelastname7990
    @firstnamelastname7990 Před 4 lety +145

    “I hear someone in high heels” “that spells danger in my book” 😂

  • @MasonCatalone
    @MasonCatalone Před 5 lety +314

    When I heard "JOIN ME" in a real deep voice, all I heard was James Earl Jones saying "and together, we can rule the galaxy!"

  • @benciudovchgottdank3460
    @benciudovchgottdank3460 Před 2 lety +14

    Mark: "Is this DNA doctor sperm?"
    Mark 10 minutes later: "DNA! Let me rub it all over my skin!"

  • @RedCubUK
    @RedCubUK Před 2 lety +13

    VOICE: “We need to transfer inmate 24601.”
    Me, a Theater Geek: *SQUEALS INTERNALLY YET LOUDLY*

    • @ryleighhyma520
      @ryleighhyma520 Před 2 lety +1

      YES SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED

    • @a51ez
      @a51ez Před 2 lety

      ? Please explain I seriously want to know what this means now lmao

    • @RedCubUK
      @RedCubUK Před 2 lety +1

      It’s a reference to Les Miserables. The main character, Jean Valjean, is sent to prison for years just for stealing a loaf of bread, and his number as an inmate is 24601 😂

    • @a51ez
      @a51ez Před 2 lety +1

      @@RedCubUK ohhh ok! Thx for explaining lol

  • @isalooney
    @isalooney Před 6 lety +560

    This comment is probably gonna get buried, but I just want to give a round of applause to the people responsible for the subtitles; the video is been up for only 4 hours and it is already subtitled. As Marks video gets longer, I'm so happy that there are still people willing to dedicate their time to help this community. These are the things that make me proud and honored being part of it :)

    • @brandoncoburn8741
      @brandoncoburn8741 Před 6 lety +3

      its a speech recognition bot

    • @isalooney
      @isalooney Před 6 lety +21

      If you look at the end of the descriptions it says "caption authors" and the name of three channels.
      Yes, there are the English captions auto generated by CZcams, but also the ones made by the community. :)

    • @Mawe_bug
      @Mawe_bug Před 6 lety +1

      ❤️❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @jiffbutter04
      @jiffbutter04 Před 6 lety

      Isalooney yeah but the captions are shit and get 70% of the words wrong, which is very annoyng. Buuuut still. Its good that someone did it tho

    • @MynicknameisViolet
      @MynicknameisViolet Před 6 lety +4

      Agreed, and at least for this play through, those who did the captions were actually helpful and not adding jokes :)

  • @mal1541
    @mal1541 Před 4 lety +446

    Ok. I’m late, but mark literally scratched his headphones.

    • @TxCCarbinezz
      @TxCCarbinezz Před 4 lety +67

      He's been doing let's plays so long, his headphones have become part of him

    • @mccheetahkat3379
      @mccheetahkat3379 Před 3 lety +8

      Mal lol can I get the t i m e s t a m p ?

    • @mal1541
      @mal1541 Před 3 lety +1

      MCCheetahkat it happened but to get the time stamp i would have to rewatch the video

    • @user-es6gz3my9q
      @user-es6gz3my9q Před 3 lety +7

      This is why I shouldn’t read through the comments right from the start of the video.. now I’m just gonna be watching Mark like 🧐

    • @user-es6gz3my9q
      @user-es6gz3my9q Před 3 lety +6

      @@mccheetahkat3379 26:46 btw

  • @weasel5220
    @weasel5220 Před 2 lety +13

    Mark: *sees ghost and walk towards it*
    Ghost: I'm I a joke to you?

  • @Wongleheimer
    @Wongleheimer Před 2 lety +10

    1:24:55 Mark peer pressuring himself is one of my favorite things.

  • @renoblevg5375
    @renoblevg5375 Před 6 lety +207

    Dr. Guy "research notes of 10-07-2021"
    Mark (whispering) "that's in the future"

  • @heddja
    @heddja Před 4 lety +93

    the amount of times the character's shadow scared me ffs

  • @appleuwumer
    @appleuwumer Před 2 lety +13

    Mark fancies Craig from Dream Daddy, it all makes sense
    Also I was screaming at him to write all of the info down to make it easier lmfaoo he just added so much extra stress on himself

  • @AsherCaldwell
    @AsherCaldwell Před 3 lety +14

    Game takes place in 2021
    Mark: "That's the future!"
    Me: It will be the present very soon, we just have to survive until then...

    • @juno-kc2si
      @juno-kc2si Před 3 lety +1

      i got some good news for u buddy

  • @qualifiedcornstarch6859
    @qualifiedcornstarch6859 Před 5 lety +103

    5:55 : the accidental switch from first to third person was timed flawlessly lol

  • @cream8derp503
    @cream8derp503 Před 4 lety +203

    I don't see it in the Comments so --- The Note at 26:34 reads:
    "I'm going to try to get out tonight. I left the caretakers key in your room on the Science Wing. I'm certain someone will try and find it during the evacuation. Once you have it keep it with you. -Brett"

    • @AnonymousBuddha
      @AnonymousBuddha Před 3 lety +8

      Thank you!!!

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf Před 2 lety +2

      @Kaiden Bertram I don’t have time to learn how to read cursive so this was actually very helpful.

    • @appleuwumer
      @appleuwumer Před 2 lety +1

      @Kaiden Bertram some of us have trouble reading cursive, this comment is really abelist and shitty

    • @2189fallenangel
      @2189fallenangel Před 2 lety

      @Kaiden Bertram dude .. no need to be snarky… I’m sure many people appreciated it.. I did and I can read cursive.. :/

    • @HoneyKai2001
      @HoneyKai2001 Před 2 lety

      @@appleuwumer I hope that a joke lol

  • @keels829
    @keels829 Před 2 lety +5

    21:53 Mark may have said "DNA! My favorite thing" sarcastically, but as a biochem major, if I found random weird samples of DNA in a creepy place, that would actually be my favorite thing 😬

    • @madolinwolfe7767
      @madolinwolfe7767 Před rokem

      Now outta curiosity, would that (the mystery DNA) be your favorite thing because you're curious about how it got there or because you want to know who's it is?

    • @keels829
      @keels829 Před rokem +1

      @@madolinwolfe7767 if it's in a place as weird as the one in the game I don't think it would be a matter of "who" but rather a matter of "what" and that's what interests me (jk I know that wouldn't actually happen, I just think it would be interesting to see what madman just leaves their DNA samples in flasks around creepy buildings)

  • @KittyNoodlesPPC
    @KittyNoodlesPPC Před 2 lety +7

    Mark: [discovers the laser gates] "Oh! These are supposed to help me!"
    Also Mark: [immediately tries to bum rush the Doctor when the fight starts]

  • @trashpanda5814
    @trashpanda5814 Před 3 lety +333

    A lockdown city, what does that even mean?
    Me in 2020: *rocks back and forth*

    • @AnonymousBuddha
      @AnonymousBuddha Před 3 lety +13

      Me in 2021: *pats gently on shoulder*

    • @hunterofthenorth4482
      @hunterofthenorth4482 Před 3 lety +11

      *welcome to our 1 year anniversary of our 2 week lockdown!*

    • @appleuwumer
      @appleuwumer Před 2 lety +1

      The world should have gone in lock down for a lot longer but people were being r3t@rded unfortunately

    • @abigailcalderon7225
      @abigailcalderon7225 Před 2 lety +2

      @FandomKween13❎ It´s obviously a joke. Don´t ¨ignore¨ that.

    • @thatoneweirdo4461
      @thatoneweirdo4461 Před 2 lety +3

      It’s almost 2022 and it feels like 2020 never stopped ;-;

  • @pod650
    @pod650 Před 6 lety +241

    "I love when those happy awesome little ladies all agonizingly gallop around Newton. Oh! What evil sinners I interpret now? Twelve!"
    - Markiplier 2018

  • @liabuuug
    @liabuuug Před 3 lety +28

    When he was fighting the dead reality monster thing at 56:00 he was saying "READY TO WAP 'ER" little did he know that "WAP" would have a completely different meaning in a couple years 😂

    • @liabuuug
      @liabuuug Před 2 lety

      @FandomKween13❎ just a joke man

  • @Shbrybrobrop
    @Shbrybrobrop Před 2 lety +9

    “In 2021”
    Mark: that’s in the future :D
    Me: *watches in 2022* that’s in the past :(

  • @velvetcrowe3171
    @velvetcrowe3171 Před 6 lety +114

    I love Mark's creativity when he tries to memorize passwords or codes lol

    • @custard9775
      @custard9775 Před 6 lety +1

      This comment has 69 likes so I'm not going to ruin this beautiful moment

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga Před 3 lety +78

    33:39 Me neither, Mark. This is where the game's lore took a bit of an interesting yet icky turn. Sometimes the human potential for evil is scarier than any monster. It really gives off a Silent Hill vibe, just with a sci fi backstory.

  • @rc08zzr600
    @rc08zzr600 Před 3 lety +7

    It’s almost like he isn’t paying attention. He seems confused when they mentioned things they clearly mention or talk about like 15 seconds prior. Like how miller’s card is in the safe. And it says you need to collect the cards. Yet he says that doesn’t help? Oh well lol

    • @minisn3066
      @minisn3066 Před 3 lety +1

      Mark is always goofing around like that unless he’s playing a really good horror game. This game is cool and all, but the story isn’t really that captivating.

  • @BeeDoddYT
    @BeeDoddYT Před 3 lety +12

    Mark says he knows nothing about this game in the beginning, yet this is a sequel to the game "Welcome to Hanwell", Mark played the demo in 2017😂

  • @AnahiAislinn
    @AnahiAislinn Před 5 lety +222

    “La la la demons go away”
    -markiplier 2018

  • @primotef8863
    @primotef8863 Před 5 lety +437

    The child auctioning maze legitimately made me bummed.

  • @Foggotme8823
    @Foggotme8823 Před 6 měsíci +2

    'I am Broot.' Ah that must be Groot's cousin twice removed.

  • @caijoy5884
    @caijoy5884 Před 3 lety +6

    Mark: If there's anyone I trust in this hell hole, its Broot
    Broot: Oh really? *starts lockdown and chases*

  • @lillianrule9660
    @lillianrule9660 Před 5 lety +1796

    Appreciation comment to the person who captioned the whole video❤️❤️❤️
    Edit: wtf happened in my replies??

  • @rianmiller3086
    @rianmiller3086 Před 5 lety +220

    "My soft, supple body!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @box_full_of_ink958
    @box_full_of_ink958 Před 3 lety +5

    Not me watching this at 11:45 pm, 2 years after it was made, just to creep myself out and give me that Adrenalin rush-

  • @larkhaven1582
    @larkhaven1582 Před 3 lety +28

    "lift the lockdown" has a whole another meaning nowadays lmao

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 Před 6 lety +212

    Mark got scared by his own shadow! Which means six more weeks of jumpscare filled videos.
    That's how this works, right?

  • @pie1o1morris46
    @pie1o1morris46 Před 4 lety +61

    "Looking for another witch eye which I haven't seen in a while"
    For some reason "witch eye which I" amused me

    • @scp-682-cu6
      @scp-682-cu6 Před 4 lety +3

      Pfff thanks for pointing that out. You are the true hero

  • @desirecookie3649
    @desirecookie3649 Před 3 lety +3

    "2021" bout pissed my pants

  • @black_lemon5258
    @black_lemon5258 Před rokem +2

    Being subbed to Mark is the reason I have a nightlight, removed the cover to my closet, have no frame to my bed, and I lay down when watching his videos.
    [Reference 34:04]

    • @user-cw2sz1iz5z
      @user-cw2sz1iz5z Před rokem

      Congratulations you have been selected among the three lucky winner's text me on 👆🎁🎁🎁

  • @gamerzgurl9291
    @gamerzgurl9291 Před 6 lety +83

    "Oh blood! My favorite!"
    *walks towards it*
    Damn it Mark you never learn

  • @irustyrobot529
    @irustyrobot529 Před 6 lety +119

    "That's a regular- Oh! ...That's my shadow."
    I literally jumped at this non-jumpscare jumpscare and Mark didn't even budge haha

  • @Jd-zd6om
    @Jd-zd6om Před 3 lety +4

    This game is the best on earth, the only one that goes downhill from the start and turns into a fighting game as a conclusion. Best game ever

  • @showntell6023
    @showntell6023 Před 2 lety +3

    1:45:20 u actually did miss one sample of DNA in the jail, in the cell across from Big Buff Guy's cell. After disarming the Jail's Lockdown system, u went to roam in the halls where the jail cells were, particularly the hall where Miller was laying in her bed. In that hall, there was a jail cell where a bright blue DNA sample was sitting in the table in front of the jail cell's door, u actually went in but for some reason just walked out without collecting that sample. Here's the time stamp where u missed it: 1:16:41 right as u said, "... DNA samples"

  • @Stiffybeaver
    @Stiffybeaver Před 6 lety +149

    "Craig! AHH! CRAIG SOMEONE FANCIES YOU!" lol

    • @skylarlogan3512
      @skylarlogan3512 Před 6 lety +4

      Czild lib CRAIG SOMEONE FANCIES YOU!! WE FOUND CRAIG

    • @TheDarkMewtwo996
      @TheDarkMewtwo996 Před 5 lety +2

      I think Craig Mc Hammer himself in the dark.

    • @skylarblue1246
      @skylarblue1246 Před 5 lety

      Craig! That person’s name is Tweek Tweak! (Don’t mind me as I leave my South Park OTP’s here)

  • @_Arcanna_
    @_Arcanna_ Před 6 lety +309

    Mark: *walks up to dead corpse* On a scale of One to ten- How much pain are you in right now?"
    Corpse: "....... *Are you kidding me*

    • @MrBern-ex3wq
      @MrBern-ex3wq Před 6 lety +8

      0! Because he's _dead_ !

    • @GoldwolfPlays3232
      @GoldwolfPlays3232 Před 6 lety +2

      Deranged Unicorn probably pissed that he asked that😂 that's probably why it came to life and almost killed him

    • @cheesytaco4420
      @cheesytaco4420 Před 6 lety +1

      Deranged Unicorn I was thinking of the corpse saying "are u serious?!" "400!!!"

  • @ItachiUchiha-xr3oj
    @ItachiUchiha-xr3oj Před 2 lety +2

    2:37 What a time to be watching this.

  • @iamtryingmybardest
    @iamtryingmybardest Před 4 měsíci +1

    hearing mark say "thats in the future" when the guy says 2021 feels insanely surreal. we had no idea what was coming.

  • @WulfysGamingTidbits
    @WulfysGamingTidbits Před 6 lety +108

    "Escape, that's different than leaving!" Pfffhahahaha

  • @woolleytiger301
    @woolleytiger301 Před 6 lety +143

    "oh no! a stool, I guess I'll have to go around.. oh no TWO stools!" xD I love Markiplier

  • @Victorblud
    @Victorblud Před 3 lety +1

    Mark is a trooper. That end boss fight was the most poorly designed garbage I have ever seen.

  • @dionrussell9681
    @dionrussell9681 Před 2 lety +3

    Not gonna lie, the heartbeat monitor part was actual gold.