Disturbing Things Surgeons Want To Tell You, But Can't
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- čas přidán 7. 06. 2024
- Apparently still surgeons do all the same, terrifying things they did 2,000 years ago.
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00:00 - Intro
00:17 - Surgery Is Way More Primitive Than You'd Think
1:53 - They Erase Your Memory
2:56 - They Play With Your Genitals
04:11 - They Love Farts
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My dad was awake during anesthesia when he had his gallbladder removed but he couldn’t move or talk. He said when they began the surgery they turned on loud rock music and the surgeon said “it’s party time” and then started cutting away!
Well that's terrifying haha
@@cracked I know! It scared the crap out of me when I had a hernia surgery and I told the anesthesiologist and he said, “don’t worry, I’ll take you to the edge of death!” I laughed loudly and nervously, but I don’t remember a thing after that so he did his job! Haha!
Hopefully they concern themselves with the volume of the music, with respect to the patient, too.
I call BS on this lol..cool story
I was awake when I got my tubes tied. My surgeon joked, "Well that LOOKS like a fallopian tube!"
That said, I'll never understand the fear of a routine fifteen minute procedure...but maybe I'm weird 🤷♀️
You ever have a C-section? They put your wrists under straps for you to hang onto and they start ripping and tearing, literally. Rips heal better than slices so they tear through the layers of tissue to get to the baby and you can feel the pressure, not necessarily the pain. It's like being in a zombie movie.
Knew a nurse who had a C-section. She wanted to watch, so they got a mirror. She said it was very interesting.
The repercussions of a tiny kum shot are amazing.
They didn't to me, but felt all kinds of weird feelings.
Watched a below the knee amputation (keep your feet clean and avoid getting diabetes if possible) patient was knocked out and once he had fully detached the bone and muscle he held the foot and bounced it along the table to the nurse and said "Those are the last steps this foot will take!" before the nurse placed it in a biohazard bag and took it down to the morgue.
Idk if I should laugh or be outraged 🤣😡
Reminds me of rat dissection day in biology class. I made my group's rat dance for one of them to take a cellphone video of it.
That's fucking epic! To be fair to the surgeons and nurses...they have to make jokes like that to retain their sanity...imagine spending your days watching people get dismembered and not having a release during it all.
Many psychopaths in medicine and law enforcement.
I had a tumor removed from my toe, and the anesthesia only worked on the left side of the toe. So, when the surgeon started removing my toe nail like a yogurt cap, I almost fainted from the pain lol
lol .... *aborent fear*
I had cosmetic surgery done earlier in the year and let me tell you... being awake watching things come out your body is not for the faint of 💜.
I can't even imagine.... I had an injection in my spine to combat a hernia and I had to be awake for that so they could ask if there was no weird pressure. It took maybe 15 minutes, I saw nothing, but I still felt like throwing up at the sensation of a needle in my spine....
It's what put me off the latest hernia surgery where you need to be awake and made me choose the normal kind where they put you under....
I was awake getting my tubes tied but they put up a little curtain so I couldn't see. Would've been cool but gross to watch.
Here is a fun fact, breasts implants can kill you!
I woke up during a knee surgery. I didn’t feel the pain, but I was aware of the ripping, grinding, and pulling, and everything they were doing to position my legs 😰 let’s just say that I didn’t know that I was that flexible
My hips don’t lie, but they sure do crack loudly when I stretch, now 😅
I'm a janitor at a hospital and had to resist the urge to play this in my break room
Just do it.
@@cracked The head of bio med might have heard the last couple of minutes. He definitely heard my giggle fit.
Hoping to run into my surgeon friend now. I got questions
Ask him about how when they pull your intestines out to do stuff with them, how they just shove them all back in and let your body figure it out by itself.
@@WhereNothingOnceWas I'll add it to the list.
Still not sure how they cut someone open, do the intended surgery well enough, sew said person back up, and can't tie garbage bags properly.
#EVSProblems
@Moramoth Hauntz 🤣 tying the garbage bags I swear is the hardest thing I do in a day. Signed, an ICU nurse.
Had to be put under for a minor op when I was a kid. The last thing I remember as they gassed me was one of the surgical staff saying "Oh, look!" then COMPLETE UNCONSCIOUSNESS. Never did figure out what they saw... 🤔
Mine asked me if I'd picked out a nice dream for during the surgery lol.
To be frank, if having my ribs broken means getting my heart started again to preserve my life, I really don't mind it that much anymore.
I can live with broken ribs. I can't live with being dead. Do everything in your power.
Will do haha
"I can't live with being dead"
Now there's a sentence to live by...and to die for.
Happens a lot during mundane CPR, too. The ribs will 'pop' as you compress the sternum. It feels gross, but a satisfying gross, because you know you're getting good compression.
I was hoping you were going to say, "I can't live with a broken heart."
@@neuroisis85 Hah, that would be funny but I do every single day.
I dunno I find it kind of comforting that if I ever wake up in the middle of a surgery there's a good chance that I just won't remember that ever happening
Part of your brain does. Anesthesia does not shut down all of your brain. Your subconscious may recall horrors which you can't consciously identify. Then you could s under mental
You could suffer mental breakdown.
I had brain surgery six years ago. They left the catheter in until several hours after I was awake. I really wish they had taken it out while I was still under. Getting that out was the worst part of the whole ordeal.
I would have guessed the worse part of that experience is having a knife in your brain.
@@sombrero4316 you'd think, but I have no memory of that part
@@LordZombitten dang they fixed your brain too good
Could be a lot worse. Alternative to medical leeches is drainage tubes. Wound up in your wound so they can get soaked with blood and let it drip out without causing a pressure build up. That's fine, but they do have to be removed. By pulling out the perforated tubes coiled between your skin and muscles. Most intense momentary pain I've ever experienced.
My dad said it took four nurses to hold my grandfather down to insert a catheter into his pee hole. Then again, I think this was in the 1930s while he was still a young man and they were made out of corncobs or wood or something. 😆
I was at this bar one time, and this totally real doctor was there and he was like:
"HEY! I know how you could get more beer money, I'll buy your kidney! I got a really sharp spoon and a bunch of lysol wipes in my car..."
I used to think that was weird.
Nah that's very cool and normal.
The issue is that he really knows how to get that kidney out
Not mentioning that they dont know where to put your intestine back when they take them out so they just shove them in there and your body takes care of it automatically is a serious points reduction. Otherwise, this wasnt too bad, if a bit short.
Since everyone is sharing surgery stories too, I had really really bad infections on my feet from shooting up, to the point where my right foot big toe tendon was exposed and i routinely had to debride it BY MYSELF until i got to a hospital. That meant i had to cut strips of my tendon off (they literally just mush off in tiny little strips like soggy string cheese) and necrotic tissue patches. When i got to the hospital, they had to debride it again since obviously i was shooting up before I did it myself, making a vicious cycle, and they knocked my ass out with propofol, fentanyl, valium, and nitrous oxide. I went in, they put the mask on me and connected my IV, and literally that instant i blacked out and woke up in post op.
Its scary to trust a stranger to slice you up, but hot damn does it feel good to wake up in post op and know you probably don't have to do it again.
The farts bit reminds me of how Markiplier would tweet that he farted or pooped sometime after a surgery. I think he explained why but now I remember again.
Anesthesia is tricky as well. Sometimes when an assistant or a nurse tells you what happened as soon as you wake up,i.e. "you just had your gall bladder removed" is because people might not even remember why they were in a hospital because the anesthesia erased their memory
I broke my arm when I was 7 almost 8 I can't remember alot about the surgery process anyway I had 2 surgeries on that arm first they tried to just stick it back together and hope it would heal itself
Spoiler it didnt
Then the second surgery involved jamming some pins into my arm to put it back together I remember a doctor told me they ran out of pins so they used nails but as I get older I think they just said that to screw with me didn't work tho lol
How do you forget that somebody was in your chest cavity? I woke up during a colonoscopy. The Propofol did nothing to make me forget.
Good to know that Surgeon Simulator wasn't totally inaccurate
That reasing your memory thing is also how they can get sued, assuming you are lucky enough to remember.
I had no idea that surgeons usually don’t mention a catheter. The first time I had surgery my surgeon mentioned it because, in some people, catheters can cause UTIs and she wanted me to look out for that post surgery
I have suspicions that I may not have been completely under for surgery #1 or #2, just based on the fact that I woke up completely hysterical both times. Surgery #3 was with the Versed and Propofol concoction and I can confirm it's like magic bc I woke up totally fine in the recovery room with no memory of what happened. Surgery #4 is scheduled for February and I have to be out again. Keeping my fingers crossed it goes better this time. 🙃
Been put under twice, both times with propofol. Best naps of my life.
There's also math that goes into this. If they didn't calculate you stuff right, that might be a problem. Also, how experienced are the people putting you to sleep. In reality, we don't really know what happens to the brain when anesthesia is up, they don't require your brain to be monitored, only your vitals.
So, how´d it go?
Yeah...that propofol and versed are some good stuff .
@@MathiasMahieu Just had my surgery yesterday, the recovery nurse said I woke up smiling! Another win for versed and propofol!
I know my surgeons didn't bother emptying my bladder when I had ACL surgery. Probably because it wasn't that long-- but it was still cold and I desperately needed to pee afterwards. Speaking of how cold it was; that was probably why they required me to wear no underwear. Y'know, so they can laugh.
I remember hearing stories about people getting drugged by surgeons to forget traumatic experiences such as failed anesthesia, but it didn't work for certain individuals and all it created was something along the lines of void trauma, basically their brain remembers that it underwent a traumatic experience but forgot what it was. Imagine having severe PTSD and also alzheimers at the same time, basically not knowing why you are feeling dreadful and traumatized.
I used to work IT for a hospital, and you should hear what a knee replacement surgery sounds like. You could be doing construction in the OR and literally nobody would know the difference. With all the hammering and bone saw, sounds like hammering nails and table sawing.
omgg this is amazing, i just discovered this channel by the vid about why cops wont help u if ur stabbed and i already love this channel, and i watched the one about doctors with this same animation style, and as i was looking for more vids with i discovered the if ads were honest series which were hilarious but scared me shitless more than i already was about my bad habits. glad to be part of the fam👍
Hey awesome! Glad to have you!
Nobody wants a catheter. Granted you’re out cold when they put it in. But I was awake for them to take it out. F*** me, never again!
I was delirious and removed mine myself. They reinstalled and restrained me until I was lucid. It was definitely more unpleasant when they removed the 2nd.
Always look forward to these
Great! A bunch more on the way.
I understand why they don't explain more than necessary... but I do wish they considered that what's routine for them might be terrifying.
I lost half my large intestine to cancer of the appendix. The day after the surgery, I was laying in my hospital bed when suddenly... I had to go to the bathroom REALLY bad. I found this a bit alarming, since... y'know... had half my guts cut out. None of that equipment is supposed to be moving, but I'm so high on pain medicine I don't give it much thought. I got up and I went to the toilet. Something came out, so I got up, turned around, and...
Blood. Just, bright red blood everywhere. I start freaking out, run back to my bed and hit the emergency button. When the nurse comes in and I explain what's happening, she peeks into my bathroom, looks at the Silent Hill scene I've left of the toilet, and nods.
"Oh good, that happened sooner than expected. She was waiting for this!"
Turns out that was blood I'd lost during the surgical procedure. When they're performing bowel surgery and there's bloodletting, they just let it fall into the digestive tract, since it'll pass out of your body all on its own. I hadn't lost that much blood, only a couple tablespoons... but it was enough to make a pretty big mess.
I was just, like, "Oh... well... would have been nice to know to expect that, is all!"
Had shoulder surgery 2 months ago. Had undiagnosed pneumonia before the surgery because I had ZERO symptoms. My surgery went just fine, but my recovery was a different story. I wake up from general anesthesia very quickly, and have been known to wake up during surgery as well. This time, I woke up while my surgical nurses were talking about me and was a bit surprised to hear that I had died during recovery. See, in recovery, they tend to remove intubation before you wake up because it's fairly unpleasant. When they removed mine, My O2 sats dropped like a rock and I went into defib. I was, apparently, dead for about a minute. I wish I could say that was the first time I've technically died, but it was my fourth. I may not be immortal, but I'm pretty damned hard to kill.
That first apart about using whatever they have to to keep you alive, even if it is unrefined, or brutal… that was comforting. Mind you I’d rather them have the tools, training and doctrine to always be delicate, but I appreciate the mindset that not having those isn’t going to result in a shrug or a helpless panic.
We spoke with some real surgeons about all this madness! www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1442-5-things-you-didnt-know-surgeons-do-with-your-body.html
It's Ver-sed, not versed.
@@paineoftheworld Yeah
Yeahhh I remember being mildly disturbed realizing I was completely coherent during my full mouth extraction but was given drugs to make me completely forget it.
Thank you for having an accurate staff of asclepius. One snake, not two is medical. Two snakes + wings is the staff of Hermes, messenger of the gods.
I love this series
We got a ton more coming!
@@cracked yay 🥳🥳
@@cracked this is excellent. My daughter did a medical science degree, and one of her professors experiments with "surgical grade" maggots. Much to my surprise, my gal volunteered to help throughout her three years there! About 20 miles down the road is a medical leech place, too. Both maggots and leeches are used a lot in plastic surgery (not necessarily the boob job type, but rebuilds after illness or accident, where there's dead skin and so on. That's why they use leeches, to eat dead skin!)
I work in the OR. I have no medical training, I just clean the OR's after surgeries as quickly as possible so we can shove the next patient in there. Let me tell you, they will let anyone walk in on you. Sometimes other OR employees are bored or curious and their surgery is out. I walk in while you're having surgery too someimes, because on my downtime I'm a runner for whatever you need. Yeah, me, with no medical training. Also there are surgical assistants. They actually do just as much of the surgery as the surgeon. To make sure they're "not too tired" or "mentally exhausted" to finish your surgery. At the end of your surgery your surgeon peaces out to hang out in the lounge and the assistants are the ones that close you up. Fun.
Frankly I'd feel offended if I didn't have some random medical staff walk in and watch Edit: accidentally said what instead of watch
I had never needed surgery until I had children, then I needed two c-sections. I was numbed enough so that I wasn’t in excruciating pain, but I could still feel the doctor pulling my insides apart to get my baby out. With my second son, I had been in pretty intense pain and they doped me up so much that I was practically high on the operating table. Next thing I remember is being put in my hospital room and there’s my baby.
Thank you Team Cracked , for the humor and enlightenment..lol 😆!
Woke up in the hospital from trying to yeet my existence off the planet and to a nurse saying “oh damn”. she then said “hey your okay but before we discuss anything we gotta pull the tube out”. I was utterly confused until she lifted a cord that lead under the sheet from my bed. When she proceeded to continue pulling with out even a suggestion of “are you ready”, I started to wished that I didn't come back to feel that horrific situation.
I don't know how this will come across, but my earliest memory is from when I was 2 years old. I woke up with an ear infection so bad I was crying and screaming in my room well after everyone had gone to bed.
My second earliest memory is being put under for the surgery to drain the fluid buildup behind my eardrums. My third earliest memory is waking up crying in my hospital room. My Mother later said that the staff told her not to come in, but she went to console me, anyway.
I have no clear memories of it, beyond that. But it does make me wonder exactly what happened to make the staff say anything like that to my Mother.
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3:37 So...I work in IT. I've actually had a boss admit that there's 160 hours worth of work to do in a week, tell me they don't require me to work more than 40 hours, but then fire me for only getting 40 hours worth of work done (there's was obviously more to the story than that. My "failure" to meet those requirements went on for multiple months and really it was just cover for "they fired me for pointing out the absurdity of the issue." The nail that sticks up gets the hammer. Or rather; to kill the chicken in front of the monkey).
Seem to me that medicine has the same issue going on: "We demand this impossible thing happen because it looks good on our quarterly reports." And people wonder why there's a drive for socialized healthcare in the US: SO PROFITING FROM PEOPLE'S MEDICAL ISSUES ISN'T A FUCKING THING! Jesus Christ.
I remember waking up during a surgery to get my appendix removed, All I could hear was the sound of Metallica, as the surgeons liked to crank up the stereo to full blast in the surgery room while performing surgeries. xD. I also remember them saying I was awake and then quickly falling asleep again. But I don't feel like it was very outlandish, since I worked at a hospital for 9 years, and these folks can get pretty bored.
Anesthesia definitely wipes your memory. Got my wisdom molers out at the oral surgeon, one minute I'm talking to the surgeon, one second later I'm waking up in a recliner with the tube sock ice pack around my jaw. My first thought was what the hell just happened.
How is it possible that after watching these videos I feel better about dying on the operating table than I do about staying at a hotel???
Also, I figured out--nobody told me since nobody ever will--that practice is the side of doctoring that is not performing an operation.
Practice is medicine and performance is cutting people open.
Yay!
Watch the hotel video then😂
3:15 - Yeeeah, nah. Just let me die, i dont feel alright about that. Definitely not gonna feel alright with that. Gonna haunt me for life.
I'd like to remember stuff as long as it was painless... but there is a lot of doubt if one is conscious that it'd be completely painless. A lot of bizarre things in my life I find educational and cool. I bet other folk would find it horrid though.
It can be completely painless. Caesarean section in childbirth is done with the patient fully awake. We've cut open plenty of ladies while talking to them.
As a nurse I too have the same joy about farts and bowel movements.
And "300" entered in "stool" is so true.
I almost skipped this one because I have had surgeries and I prefer to avoid reliving this stuff but it's nice to visit once in a while (with good humor).
Part 2 please
I do remember being gassed in preparation for my wisdom teeth removal. They didn't keep me gassed - that was just to prepare the IV, which I did not feel at all despite focusing entirely on it as they stuck the needle in me. The last thing I remember was watching them open the drip, and then I was gently shaken awake after they removed the needle.
Maybe I woke up at some point during the procedure, but seeing as how I did not find any footprints anywhere - I did warn the orthodontist that I am a kicking specialist in martial arts - and I found no evidence of being strapped down, I would like to think that I stayed out for it. Then again, if all they did was simply erase my memory, I will take that.
I had open heart surgery to replace a valve and I still have trouble seeing surgeries in shows because I can see myself on the table.
I really...REALLY...did not need to know all that.
Uhhhhhhhh sorry!
I had to have my right testicle removed because it contained a cancerous tumor. Before the surgery, the surgeon came by with a marker and wrote an "x" on my right forearm. I asked what that was for.
"Oh, just to make sure we remove the correct one this time."
"Are you talking about arms or balls? ARMS OR BALLS, DOC?!"
But he didn't hear me and they put me under. Though I woke up with one less nut, I was very happy to still have both arms.
**Sidenote: check your balls lumps and irregular firmnesses once a month in the shower, fellas. Balls are hilarious, but testicular cancer ain't no joke.**
Well it makes sense your arm has a much larger surface area then your balls so it's alot easier to right on ngl idk why she didn't choose your Right Thigh considering how close it is
My mom had to pee before she could leave. It was hours. We joked that the issue had put so much pressure on her bladder that now it was free to expand. Hours later they had to say catheter before she almost pee'd herself right there. But she was free then to go.
Every time I've needed one I can't go on my own until they put it back in for a couple hours and take it back out. Bodies are weird.
2:07 4:44 The voice acting in this video is amazing and just hilarious. 😂
Can something still traumatize your psyche if you forget it, though?
YOU EVER HAVE YOUR TRAUMA PUSHED IN?! I'VE HAD MY TRAUMA PUSHED IN, BIG TIME!
I actually knew about the leaches. They’re great at their jobs.
Maggots too!
this made me feel sorry for the guy my surgeon practiced on before he bolted my arm back together.
You guys . . .
Cracked me up😂
Fight me🎉
I'll allow it!
@@cracked ❤️🤪❤️😍
This has adult swim energy and I love it
I'm a nurse and yes, I have actually cheered when a patient farted.
I asked my anesthesiologist if I would still be awake and just not remember the surgery. She said no. She said that I would be asleep. So now I am not sure if my surgery just didn't require me to be awake or if she lied to me to avoid a protracted conversation.
I have had my memory erased, I can tell you those drugs work well.
To this day I have no idea what was exactly done to me!
Nobody ever cheers when I poop but I don’t know if I’m willing to voluntarily cause grievous bodily harm to myself for that sort of affirmation. Never say never though, right?
I like when you poop.
That's why I took matters into my own hands and installed confetti cannons in the bathroom.
I already learned this in surgeon stimulator
This was WAY easier to take than I expected.
Robin Williams and Craig Ferguson both pointed out that once they could "pass gas" on their own after their respective major surgeries how "clean" it smelled.
I'm all thankful for anesthesia and such, but it is scary as hell knowing someone could erase our memory like that
B4 I was asleep for my colonoscopy, the nurse said let's not worry about the anesthesia- let's worry about waking up 😕
I woke up during skin grafting after I got badly burned. I remember getting skin peeled off my leg and sitting up and yelling MF and scaring the hell out of the nurse by my head. They didn't erase my memory but I wish they had.
The first time I had surgery I was told as I was coming out of it I started throwing fists at the nursing staff and had to be held down by a couple nurses (I was 10).
I always wondered why I couldn’t remember that. Recently I had a surgery and woke up early enough that I could feel my wrists restrained.
This video feels like the last puzzle piece to a decades old mystery. 😂🎉
Unfortunately now I’m starting to question whether that incident is also connected to some themes that reoccur in many of my nightmares…😅
Nobody ever talks about how we still operate on people with household power tools and put people together with screws. Supposedly we're an advanced civilization that apparently hasn't left the stone age? lol
But we manipulate radiation to know more or less exactly where these screws are going! We’re very advanced slightly!
Yes i would love to remember it
The farting one is true and kind of really funny. I had surgery and when I was in recovery I let out the loudest most noxious fart and, still half asleep apologized the nurse who looked at me with a big smile and said "Nope, Hunny it's a good thing. I'm glad you farted."
disturbing but thanks for telling
Having just had surgery... this is disturbing... but kind of funny bc some things I was told after I woke up were exactly what they said in this vid and now it all makes sense... 😂🤣😂🤣😳😳😳😳😂🤣😂🤣😳😳😳😳
I'm not a surgeon, but a general practitioner, but all of this stuff mentioned is kind of obvious to me. Didn't know it's so shocking for non medics 😉👨⚕️
I got knocked out for an endoscopy and apparently I woke up and tried to pull the camera out of my throat. I am extremely glad I have no recollection of this experience 😂
I don't work in the medical field, but I am an avid drug user with a thirst for knowledge and I will say that it is amazing how little the average person knows about pharmaceuticals of any type. Like the fact that amnestic drugs (memory erasers) are actually a real thing....this is actually a commonly known effect of many Benzodiazepines as well. Also some drugs that are actually not at all harmful to any of your organs (like basically all opiates) are considered super dangerous by the average person, while the truth is that the Tylenol that they take over the counter is more dangerous to their organs.
I had my appendix out as a kid, got to stay in hospital for a week since it took a while for my digestive system to wake back up. Got to play Crash Bandicoot so that was pretty cool.
The way your video has made the 5 years I spent in a 21st Century Medical School sound like I might as well be an early man doing a cave painting does not make me happy... But its also kinda funny😂 ... Mixed feelings 😂
**side note though: I think putting a disclaimer notice would be pretty helpful/important... This video has the potential to be quite misleading...
I woke up recently during surgery to remove a suspicious lump in my breast. I had gone under but came out of it as he was making the incision and digging around to find the suspicious mass, which was very small. The surgery was quick, don’t think it too more than a minute or two. Told him later what had happened, and he was surprised. I think he was waiting for a lawsuit, but I’m above that. Found out I’m a lot tougher than I thought, and the mass was a bit of scar tissue. We don’t know what caused it….
Honestly, at first I told myself I would mind remembering the fuck up shit I would see if I woke up mid surgery, but then I thought about it more and I dunno if I would want another trauma in the back of my mind
This vid is ANTI why I subscribed
Ask the surgeon to see any photos or vids when it's done. I've gotten to see my internal organs, scope views of inside my knee, my uterus on a table, stuff like that.
I don't know why feel so emotional about this
They have you awake during c sections. It's insane to think about what's going on on the other side of the curtain.
This why I'm glad I have never had surgery nor will I ever go under the knife...too much for me lol
They indeed celebrate farts and poops in the hospital. I thought it was weird and hilarious until now. The more you know. Thanks for the info.
Nothing like the relief of a post op fart.
I feel terrible about laughing at this.
I was told I would need a surgery in order to get better. After I met with who I thought was the surgeon, he said he would be there with the surgeon. When I went in for the surgery he wasn't there but the surgeon introduced himself and said he would be the surgeon. So I go in and when I wake up there's another person who said they were the surgeon but not the prior two who told me they would be the surgeon. They told me they didn't find what the other surgeon said they found during an exam. They sent me home. They did not allow visitors to help me they had to wait outside the building. I never left a hospital so confused.
I would've made an appointment with my PCP so they could look through my charts and figure out what the surgeon might've found and whether I need to be referred back to surgery.
I woke up during a hip biopsy combined with a chemotherapy port insertion. I distinctly remember feeling the sting but not really pain of both procedures and I startled the surgeon when I laughed at one of his jokes. He wheeled around on his rolly chair look me dead in the eye to ask me to repeat the punchline. Which I of course did and he said well you're not supposed to be awake right now are you okay? I said yeah I'm fine, it stings a little but can you knock me back out please? This is a little weird. Which he then kindly obliged
I am glad I saw this after I had surgery otherwise... I would not have gone in. Please God 🙏 I don't want surgery ever again.
Take things my GP taught me from when he was a Professor of Surgery, Alex. (He secretly wanted me to go into medicine)
What if I do want to remember tho? That sounds rad to me
Maybe ask ahead of time?
This is fucking great. I have to say because it seems relevant here. You aren't dead until you are DEAD. you can't be brought back to life because you never died to begin with. Death is final.
Not according to The Princess Bride!
Mostly Dead versus All The Way Dead! And there's only one thing to do when they're All The Way Dead!
Do a Video on Morticians
We're doing an Honest Ads at some point that includes morticians!
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Why does my psychiatrist constantly ask me about my poop? I mean, he asks every visit and spends about 5 minutes on the subject. Kinda weirds me out but I’m too embarrassed to ask why he wants to know. Would any shrinks out there like fill me in?
I am not a shrink. Some medications can effect poop and the severity of effects can be a warning sign. Some mental/physical illnesses can effect poop and the psychiatrist might need to alter treatment depending on the effect. A consistent icebreaker conversation can be used to roughly determine the patient's wellbeing.
not so much they cant tell you but rather wont tell you as you do not need to know, you wont understand, and to spare you the imense trauma it would cause, and also the time it would take them to describe each and every step to you and the why so you understand it would take *WAY* to much time.