The most ridiculous Mario Kart speedrun category
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- čas přidán 2. 05. 2024
- Mario Kart DS is truly the ideal speedrunning game. Fast-paced movement, a high skill ceiling, and a built-in time trial mode really give players the incentive to keep getting better. However, like with any game, there seems to be a couple of speedrun categories that are a bit... goofy. In this video, we'll be playing a category called "crash %", trying to get the game to crash as quickly as possible. How close to the world record can we get in just two hours of playing? Let's see.
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Have you ever played crash % before?
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Is there something down here...?
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Why, what's this? A link? Hmm... I wonder if it could possibly lead to a free subscription to a CZcams channel containing a growing library of Mario Kart Wii content...
czcams.com/users/beanzard64
no
no like just no
Yes, although not officially
this is actually just the inputs to crash youtube
I think this is pretty annoying to scroll down although it's pretty funny
dedicating 2 hours of your life to crashing your ds is peak content
peak
You have low standards
I think I've spent more time than that crashing my DS. Though I only did it in Scribblenauts.
PEAK %
peak percent real
the fact you were able to get a better 2nd place is actually just nuts, good stuffs
Thanks!
since this video went out bean has already been demoted to a tied 3rd place on the leaderboard. it's a tough world out there.
4th now, speedrunners are brutal.
Thought this was going to be pretty boring, but you proved a 5 second speedrun can be pretty fun!
Ignore the part where he has to reset the game every single time. I mean I guess thats a lot of speedruns but still
when the crash happens at 0:06 i thought it was my PC since its been crashing a lot lately and my heart skipped a beat 💀
Sorry for the jumpscare haha
anthcny seeing this video and literally TODAY submitting a better run is peak speedrun culture
and i thought making the mkwii cpus respawn was a weird speedrun category
Thats a category? What's it called?
@@elneanderthal7169probably respawn percent maybe?
@@beatziegraham6928 thx bro
gustavo cerati
@@spiffyflinger9174 cerati eterno
Just checked , some guy tied you today.
The amount of ties really shows how each player has an optimised gamestyle or how the game is coded because everyone finishing on the same frame would be rare in any other game.
It's because you can only finish on a frame, so instead of having a thousand times you can finish in a second, you only get 60
It's kind of interesting to me since, from what I recall, MK64 adjusts your time based on how much of your car is past the finish line on the frame you cross it, allowing for any time to be possible. I'm surprised that wasn't implemented in this game.
@@fahkyew7776I actually don't know if it's implemented in MKDS. But this run ends by crashing, so there's no finish line to cross to adjust based on how much your kart is past the line.
@@fahkyew7776 i don't know if it is implemented, but the timer is based off the ingame timer which crashes, i think. which means the game probably can't calculate for time then anyway
@@skyeplaysgames4598 probably , but it's very difficult for different cart/character combos and different inputs to lead to the exact same time (in frames). Also any time is possible but only if you finish without crashing
this crash occurs due to there not being a sound cue and a missing file in the staircase kcl.
fun fact: this doesn’t work on wii u virtual console or emulator. this only works on original ds or 3ds hardware. tested it out on my 3ds, dsi and ds lite
Interesting
It doesn't happen in the beta either.
I have it on my 3ds, i need to try it out
According to an old bug report for melonDS, the crash won't happen on 3DS if you use something like nds-bootstrap to play the game.
@@HDeDeDe false ive done it before
Crashing your ds is a perfect way to spend 2 hours out of the precious 24 imo
8:52 “oh i dropped my speed for a sec” *gets a pb*
Bro just take out the game cartridge and you’ll beat everyone 😭
congratulations on getting best in the world in crash% bean! im sure the summoning salt video will do your hard work justice
Dude, I played hundreds and hundreds of hours of this game as a kid, it's probably the game I played the most, and I'm just now finding out what that items stat means?!?! I somehow never realized that it determines how many items you get. That's crazy. Awesome video btw
saw the title and i just KNEW it was about this glitch
Award winner of “funniest speedrun video intro”
I’ve actually discovered ways to crash Super Mario Kart reliably by just playing completely normally (works on every version, physical and digital) and have been trying to convince the speedrunning community that crash% should be a thing for SMK. Maybe this will be the video that convinces them! :D
I’ve technically been the only one to do this so I guess I’m the World Record holder for SMK crash% at ~1 hour
It's always a treat to see/learn new stuff about these old games! This was as entertaining as ever, thanks for the constant content :D much appreciated 💕
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it
You really do put a lot of effort into your videos, and that’s really kind of you! Thanks so much man, have a great rest of the day! keep up you're awesome content!
Thank you Slithered!
I love that the game crashing functions as a perfect timer for this run
Nice time! I just improved mine and got 5"210
I saw that! Congrats on 2nd
I'm extremely confused as to why this video is interesting, but well... It really is! Congrats on 2nd place 🎉
Thanks haha
Some French guy beated your time with 00:05,210
I wish the DS also made a loud noise when it crashes
0:26 that's me on the leaderboards!! the epic gamer is such a bad username LOL
also I love to see creators expanding upon the extensions in mkds they're all cool and interesting in their own way and I think by far this is the funniest
The irony is that there's now 4 other people tied with him... (really enjoying your Mario Kart Wii speedrunning content btw!)
i used to do this online back when that was a thing. i had no idea if it ever crashed other players but i did it anyways because it was funny lmao
12:01 had me DYING for no reason
4:00 Oh my god thats me!!! Im RudieCantFail. I feel blessed
Awww man I would've loved to see another bean wr on anything well congrats to 2nd place ww and congrats on the consistency on banger videos
Thanks!
I love this game and I am happy that he is playing this game but I sadly can't watch the live because it starts 4 hours after I get to my job
oh my GOD i put this video in fullscreen and a youtube short started playing on a different tab bc this site is buggy as hell, i didnt notice though and thought your cat was constantly meowing through the video… i only realised something was amiss when i paused the video and the cat kept meowing…
Love the vid, would you consider putting some double dash content ?
Thanks! I want to someday
lmfao the intro is insane
Me with my dodgy MKDS cartridge crashing the game if it moves slightly:
This was also kinda speedrunning the process of starting speedrunning a game
This category seems fun and easy to grind, but its probably super annoying to restart your DS every time you finish an attempt...
I definitely think it would be worse on a 3DS or DSi where you need to wait for the game to load every time
@@beanzard64 agreed
Seems like your video woke up the category!
Hi Beanzard! I'm just here to say that I really like your videos ❤, have a good day.
Thank you so much! You have a good day too
I like the summoning salt intro love your channel ❤
Thank you!
Was gonna do this on the Wii U until I realised they patched it. How dare Nintendo fix their game
Shame on them
U deserve it bean great vid as always
Thanks!
You know it's serious when you bring out the kirby music
Weird recommendation CZcams. Weird but good. Weird... but good.
In rimworld, there's a human leather hat making any% category
I love random categories like that
our boy did it
This is my kind of category. Shame I don't have this game
Congrats on the new 2nd place time!
Thanks!
I have hundreds of hours in this game and i never knew about this glitch smh
I’ve been loving the mkds content,, pls make more or I will be sad forever ty :3
mkds is quite valid, also hi :3
@@ay58_will you like stop stalking me!!
i guess i could, but would i?
Thanks!
when does the run start
Mario Kart DS' communication error always freaked me out as a kid.
Just had a look at the leaderboard... you got tied today! Are you going to try to get that sole 2nd place spot back, or are you happy with what you've achieved?
I might play here and there to see if I can improve, but I'm happy with what I've got for now.
The first runner is the only one to have a japanese DS, maybe it's a reason to this world record?
Mario Kart: Kill Your DS
i used to do this glitch as a kid whenever i played luigi's mansion with friends, good times
Did it crash them too?
@@borger4505Iirc yes it does
The WR is somebody who has spent more than 2 hours on this
as of June 13th 2024, you are now 4th place.
Actually this track is Boston Building
That's a good time.
its definitely interesting how the leaderboard is grouped around a few different millisecond values. It'd make sense to be stuck on frame boundaries, but theres been both 333 and 331. Does it target 40fps, but not consistently?
I'm not entirely sure how it works, it's interesting to think about though.
congrats on 4th place. i wonder how long it took everyone who past you to do it.
Thanks! I wouldn't imagine it taking too long, it's a pretty short category after all
Proud of you
Almost at 20K Bean!
Crazy to see how far he’s come. Long may it continue
@@AbsoluteLunatic123 I know, he is so hilarious. I got to tune into one of his streams for the first time about 3 weeks ago and I was one of the more active people in the chat.
that intro made me giggle
Hot damn someone else who recreationally listens to the soundtrack. It's bangin
It really is
What’s the song in the video that starts at 4:02?
Convoy Country - Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
He’s crashing the game with a literal crash.
Hey in the Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon catagory extentions we have a Crash% leaderboard and I actually hold the World Record with the time of 1 minute and 1 second.
That's awesome! Congrats
@@beanzard64 i didn't see your comment until now but thank you!
Now you're tied for third
I already have so many other things I gotta do bro, don't show me a speedrun I can get a top time in in 2 hours. Now I gotta try it
yo this vid is great
Thanks!
@@beanzard64 your welcome lol
That's new mkds video
How is the website called?
Speedrun.com
@@beanzard64 ok I saw it before but I forgot but thanks
damn youre now in a joint 4th place, how many people tried this after your vid
First club penguin’s ban%, and now this?
HOW HAS SOMEONE TIED IT ALREADY
you are yhe best youtuber
Thank you!
Is it crashing on the stairs because the fake gravity calculation for slopes is trying to divide by 0 when you're standing still?
From what I've heard, the game is trying to load a sound effect that isn't actually there, and it causes the game to freeze.
@@beanzard64 Ooh, maybe you can find a way to trigger that quicker.
Normal brain: crashing into a staircase
galaxy brain: ejecting the game cartridge before the race starts.
crash% speedrun speedrun
that was epic
Thank you!
LETS HELP BEAN GET TO 20K 🗿
Thank you TDSJack!
13:17
Him: "We are in the top 15 and no one can argue that"
Argument: "I count 13 (above place 14 in the list)"
if you're not below or tied with at least 15 people, that makes you "in the top 15" even if you aren't specifically 15th
i think i have the world record now... about 3.7
congrats on getting 2nd
Thanks!
FallBackITA27 tied your pb today so you're now tied for 2nd worldwide, saying "I started while watching Beanzard's video and finished during its outro lol, MKDS funny." You kinda got owned.
Did he ever submit his run?
Went to the leaderboard, and at least two were "inspired" by the video to completely shit on bean's accomplishment and put him down to 3rd place. There is even a .210 now.
Idk if I'm impressed or sad. But still no one beat Towa, he is far gone.
Towa is next level
0:06 that's not how a nintendo ds crash would sound like but it's close
It was a Wii joke ofc, Brawl music playing in the background.
I think the guy who spent 2 straight hours crashing his ds probably knows that. no need to Um Aktually
@@TigeriPlaysGames hehe
Tempting...
Just look at what the number 1 on the leaderboard does
His video is private so I can't watch it
This is got to be the most ridiculous tas by far
Do you even know what TAS mean and is
Yeah, I know tool assist speed guide it’s a speed run
@@Michaelm25 it's tool assisted speedrun and it's when you tell a program what input to do at a specific time to make a perfectly optimized run
I may have misspelled it
isnt removing the cartridge from the device technically also considered crashing the game XD
New strat?? 👀
It pulls up an error message, doesn't crash the same way as in the video
Woah
You are now 4th mate.... get back to it!!!
When do you plan to stream MKWii next Bean?
I'm not sure, hopefully sometime this upcoming week.
@@beanzard64 Thanks cause I would love to tune in to the chat again.
dangggg this was just beaten today, time to come back? 👀
Maybe some day
epic