This Is How You DON'T Play Zelda 2: Adventure of Link (0utsyder Edition)
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- čas přidán 19. 07. 2022
- DSP enters a Save State frenzy as Zelda 2 breaks the King of Retro over its knee like a cheap wolverine toy.
I was sold on stream 1, shout out to PoemsMystery because wow this was a fucking trip. Also shout out to Piece of Peace for the streams, both Zelda 2 and otherwise.
Shout out to FoxShadow214 for the Spooky Sanic Hat DSP.
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The three phases of a modern DSP stream:
Start of the stream: The Jim Halpert phase--laid-back and sarcastic, mugging for the camera every time he fails.
As he becomes increasingly frustrated due to game difficulty and low tips: The Angela Martin phase--uncomfortably silent, constant resting bitch face.
When a whale finally bails him out with a big tip: The Michael Scott phase--over the top, loud, nonstop clown mode.
I never thought I needed a DSP/Dunder Mifflin comparison but there you go
Don't forget the "Overall, this game was great, an classic" that happen every game credits
And then for life in general, he's the fatter, dumber version of Kevin Malone.
And as a sidenote, it would have been more efficient if he game over'd on purpose and enter dungeons with 3 full lives. Instead he waits until he has no lives and health and then savestates himself into a deathloop like an idiot. King of Retro, folks.
Because that would require him to actually think!
I mean were talking about the Guy who racked up lots of Credit Card debit and may not have the best financial planning in the world.
Plus he H A T E S having to replay any section, he'll replay games he play many time before on his channel but having to replay an section during an playthrough? He'll brute his way till the game pity him
No no, it's way more entertaining to watch him reload a save state with no health, over, and over, and over, and over again.
But except for the final dungeon you restart back at the beginning of the game and have to walk all the way back. Didn't you know?
“Mommy, can we watch the Angry Video Game Nerd?”
“We have the Angry Video Game Nerd at home.”
The Angry Video Game Nerd at home:
Intro: "We're gonna take a trip to the past,
To play games with an overtly rac*st ass,
He's the greediest beggar you've ever heard,
He's got a preoccupation with turds,
He's the salty pigroach that played with his biiiiiiird."
Kid: "I'm just going to do drugs instead."
This level of savestate abuse could land someone in federal prison
For gross misdemeanour
Savestates are the only way he would ever beat this. I beat it a few years ago using no savestates. The amount of times I had to get through the valley to get back to the Great Palace will forever haunt me.
The worst part is that he is unbelievably bad at save stating, too. He doesn't know good points to use them and avoid frustration.
No shame
Imagine if he used the rewind
1:50:40 to 1:55:39 is amazing, the low tips, the quietness, the scowl, you can tell he's absolutely seething inside
His soul just left his body there, man lol
@@Dingalow He had a soul in the first place, to even leave his body? Wow, learn something new everyday...
To tell the truth, I'm more hyped for TiHYDP Zelda II than TiHYDP Elden Ring. This gonna be good.
Even i got tired of watching dave die the same way 342424 times in elden ring. Watching a manchild make the same mistake for 9 hours a day actually got me depressed
Same here tbh. I think its because there's more blatant clown here, brings me back ti the good old days, vs. The smug bullshit throughout elden ring
Big ups dood
DSP has basically immortalized himself as one of the worst gamers of all time at this point
But he's the King of Retro dood. It says so on a shirt no one bought and he can't even give away for free!
maybe that was the goal all along
@@limawhiskey7451 If so than Phil is a mad genius and the master of the long con...so unlikely. But hey, stranger things have happened (maybe. perhaps.)
and the best WWE Champions player.
He sucked so much, he fell off the world of suck and landed on the other side of infamy.
I bet he wishes WWE Champions had save states so he could reroll for those Hogans without all the bankruptcy.
Nothing I could do dood, bugged muscleman gacha mechanics
"There's a pit somewhere in the graveyard? A pit? Yeah, there's a pit alright -- it's where I'm buried! FUCK"
Alright. You got me, DSP. That was actually good.
rare moment when dsp had a quick reaction with an actual good pun and i had a genuine laugh 😂
Rare, but every now and then it happens
Broken clocks
when i commented on this one the likes where 69 nice
1:52:00 is really something else. The silent rage, loading a million times (even though he had spare lives and could've used one to re-fill has Life and Magic), and on top of that there really wasn't any reason that he needed to kill that blue knight.
can we take a minute to give thanks for the legendary intro and the legend himself the outsyder ! this is gonna be a good one
The leg slap is so instinctive at this point, he does it for everything
2.5 hours of the low-health beep, punctuated occasionally by the reload sound
He saw what AVGN did against Dark Link in his Zelda II review and tries to pass it off as his own finding. How sad.
Yeah, that was a dirty lie, even by Phil's standards.
Wait a damn second. You expect me to believe that someone who died 876 times on a normal blue knight beat the final boss on the second try. Bruh....
he watched avgn
25:42 It's insane that at this point he still didn't realize you can block low by crouching.
It's really funny when he over relies on save states so much that he makes the game way harder for himself. This happens several times throughout the run, but I feel like 29:10 to 33:38 is the most egregious because he had decided to leave the dungeon and go to the 3rd town. So all he had to do was use a Continue, lose 194 xp (really not that much), and walk back to the 3rd town. Walking out of the dungeon and then walking out of the swamp took WAY longer than just using the Continue would have taken.
True, I am surprised that by this point he doesn't know he's holding a shield and that he has to often duck to block low attacks.
Phil uses the Opposite Speedrun Strats, Do ANYTHING to make the Game take longer
If you don’t think Phil used guides after that final boss, there is no help for you. The sheer psychopath attitude as he claims that he discovers the corner tech which almost everyone knows as he constantly called the final boss “the hardest in nintendo history” was laughable. Then he proceeds to brag about how it’s not that hard of a fight. This man is so delusional.
He very clearly watched the AVGN episode on this game shortly before playing it. Phil's a bad liar.
Just to elaborate on@@ForeverLaxx 's comment. The AVGN video for Zelda II ends with the AVGN "accidentally" killing Shadow Link with the Power Glove. James doesn't explain his strategy out loud, but if you watch the game footage you can see that he ducked in a corner and waited for Shadow Link to come to him.
So we know Phil saw the video because he mentions the Power Glove. He also uses the same trick James used, but for some reason he insisted on pretending he did not see any tips for Shadow Link beforehand and just came up with the strategy by himself.
@@Slurms19 yeah kinda funny he’s like “Guys I swear I beat him legit I didn’t look up a guide even though I already did.” and EVEN MENTIONED THE FREAKING POWER GLOVE beforehand -.-
He couldn't figure out Darknuts at all on his own correctly the whole game but he got Shadow Link on the second try? Yeah, he totally looked it up.
*Constant heart beeps*
“I need to level up my health so I can fight the other guy.”
*Cut to a higher life level and lower hp*
LMAO XD
Also why’s he keep using shield…WITH LIKE 1 HIT LEFT ANYWAY?!
I like when he congratulates himself after the boss fights.
"I didn't look at any guides guys! I just knew what to do!"
Spoilers for this play thru...massive save state abuse, and lots of rage. The king of retro indeed...big ups 0utsyde for putting these together.
yeah king of retro my ass ! uses save state like a fucking casual
I beat this mfing cart
Is it really spoilers when we're literally expecting those things from a Snort video?
@@NopeNaw hey man this our brotherhood man the brotherhood of snort burnell
Zelden Ring 2 - Link's Save Statening.
16:40 Woman turns into bat and he gets hits twice. Then talks to the same woman again and gets instantly killed. Only phil.
We need a comp of everytime 0utsyder ever made a "OH IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH" edit
46:52 “the jumps are garbage and don’t go any distance”
If only you had a spell to enhance your jump
He's got that Wings/LTG level of clicking something so fast he doesn't even have to look.
This is how you save state Zelda 2
@1:30:18 DSP yelling "I can't stop being a fairy" would make a good sample.
If this guy is the King of Retro then I'm the Supreme Leader of Hyrule
And most people to this day are still hearing the 1hp alert because of him
It's a common misconception that DSP makes 'dad jokes' when in reality he makes 'we don't hang out with uncle anymore' jokes
Zelda 2: Adventure of the Quicksave abuse.
I don't think Snort understood he had a shield.....
49:47 "This shit is masa-CHistic" That's one for the DSPisms
“I might have gotten an easy ride outta here.”
-dramatic pause-
“It’s Him.”
1:32:08
3:14 That bit never get's old 🤣.
"You wanna know the truth? I'm probably one of the best overall gamers in the country" - Phil Burnell circa 2011.
This TIHYDP is the perfect example of what it truly means to be a TIHYDP. Some TIHYDP's have Phil simply being boring. Others have him rage at dumb things, telling dumb jokes, or acting dumb for the camera. This particular TIHYDP has ALL of those things, all the while showing how truly inept and terrible he is at ANY game he plays with his horrible decision making, lack of raw skill, and mostly impressively; save state abuse. Amazing compilation as always. 👍
his strat to beating dark link is almost IDENTICAL to the avgn video (yes I went back and checked) and the reference to the power glove it seems too coincidental
Outsyder deserves more love
Is he trying to convince people again that he is the king of retro?
I beat this game when I was eleven... in 1988. Take that as you will.
I don't know what is worse. DSP magically knowing how to cheese Shadow Link, or taking a blind jump past the staircase revealing how to get the items to cheese Dracula in Super Castlevaina 4. He is absolutely horrible when it comes to acting shocked when he claims to discover cryptic secrets on his own. His refusal to admit to using a guide says a lot about how his insecure ego is.
Ok, who else was thinking Nostalgia Critic when the bubbles showed up at 14:52? "F***ing bubbles!" lol
He obviously watched the video.
A new TIHYDP, prepare the salt, the rage and most likely save state abuse this one will be good. Edit : We even have devs insults, I like when DSP plays old games just shows how hypocrite he is when he play more modern games and complaining about how being as good as old games and due to the sheer difficulty we have handholding, save state scumming, rage from him and devs insults and him saying modern games are better.
I laugh my ass off at Silent Rage Phil, to be honest.
Imagine if DSP played this 10 years ago. He probably would’ve smashed his controller to bits 😂
There's no way he didn't already know you're supposed to use Thunder on last boss lol
If it wasn't for the thousands of save states, he'd probably stop before the third temple.
1:09:09 "i was supposed to know to use the fire on him!" no, you were supposed to actually use your brain and try something different to deal with an enemy whos obviously immune to melee damage
He did what he was supposed to do and he was still pissed
Phil has like negative intelligence when it comes to problem solving.
@@taags he legitimately has a learning disability, he has problems that go beyond just run of the mill low IQ
"If all else fails use fire" -NPC in the town where you get the Fire Spell.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP ~
"HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?!?!?!"
You play the game Phil, that's literally the whole point.
The times that Philly boy could've saved himself from a lot of trouble by just using the downward stab is immeasurable man
2:29:10 - I dont believe this for a second because of how phil did it and what he said. "You dont need no powerglove" is a ref to AVGN when he played zelda 2. If you watch that around when he's talking about the powerglove phil did Exactly what AVGN did to defeat the shadow link. It was 100% so obvious that phil did the same strat and claimed it as his own. Also, seeing as he's done this multiple times you can never trust this numnut.
Another reason as well is phil was already getting ready to run to the corner the second the boss fight started but stopped himself and tried to fight "legit" the second time he instantly went to the corner. No trying spells, no attempts at anything, nothing. Just straight figuring it out on the spot. Phil tells on himself so easily. lol
He even mused about using Thunder to see if it did anything but then decided against it when he remembered he can just use the corner trick. The saddest thing is that Phil probably tried to claim that he came up with that strat on the fly to make himself seem like some next level pro gamer, but the rest of the video speaks otherwise.
what a treat to wake up to for this weekend, big ups!
Jump R2 = Save State
OH NO, KILL ME NOW, HE BROUGHT BACK GRANNIE'S GOODIE BAGS
1:30:00 "I cant stop being a fairy" 💀
1:17:07 I can't stop laughing 😂😂 you knew it was over as soon as he had to deal with one single enemy
i love how he's mad at the game because he saved with 1 hp before a tough enemy. bet those suspend points didn't exist in the OG phil
"King of Retro" .. bwaaahahahahahaah
Take a shot everytime Phil loads a save state.
I wonder if his spells of silence are brought on by low money and hes basically just pouting. Either that or he genuinely thinks sitting around quietly is hilarious.
If he wasn't so focused on chat and a guide later on, he would know what to do. My older brother beat this game when it came out at the age of 10. I guess Phil never played on a nes, he would know you get with RPG like Zelda or Final Fantasy a paper Map so you wouldn't get lost and a heavy detailed manual.
First! Shout out to The 0utsyder!
The King of saves states is at it again!
One of the more entertaining TIHYDP's in YEARS! CRIPES Phil! Were you even trying?
Clown savestates with no health and blames the game for it.
I've commented on this a few times but I think this is my favorite TIHYDP on this channel. Phil and I don't have a lot of overlap when it comes to games but there's a few he's done that I know just inside and out and him struggling so much on this game - which isn't really all that hard - is the highlight of Phil to me.
Here for this at 3AM, ty 0utsider!
Lmao I've never seen a human less capable of learning, adaptation or pattern recognition. Oh, I failed doing it this way 99 times already? Let's do it the exact same way again lol.
Speaking as a man from the same generation as Phil here, I find it bizarre he struggles on a game that was part of the gaming generation we hail from.
This game is rough and does you dirty here and there, but it's still really good - you just have to go slowly - Phil always surprises me with his ability to worsen any situation and then some.
This is one of the few times I can look at the title of a "This is how you DON'T play" and go
"Oh trust me...I know!"
I never beat this game (came close but never actually did it) but damn did this dude fuck it up on a level that I can't even fathom
i just LOVE that philly boy tries to convince or sincerely believes that EVERY game he plays is soooo bugged and the sole cause of his constant failures!
Having seen some of this via restream live, been waiting for outsyder to do this one!
these actually got me into dsp's streams XD
25:00 “The hit detection’s terrible”. No it’s not, you just keep missing.
Phil makes this game seem like freaking Dark Souls lmao
I've beaten all the souls games. This is definitely harder
@@kstreet7438 if he just didn't try to brute force his way through the game he wouldn't have this much of a hard time
Original Souls game for Phil 😂
The So-called King Of Retro, ladies and gentlemen
Trust Phil to make a game that's not really all that hard look like it's the most difficult thing ever.
I'm surprised he never said "Zelda 2 is the Dark Souls of Zelda."
Never forget he’s not a clown guys
This was the first Zelda game I played myself after having watched my mother play the original. I was 5-6 years old and I was able to beat it. Mind you, this was on original hardware so no save states or internet, only patiens, skill and grid-paper to make maps.
90% of this video is just the “near death” beeping lol
Nice, can't wait to watch this.
Knew it was gonna be interesting when he opened with saying he never heard the Zelda 2 theme. While many people have never touched it or don’t like the game, the main intro theme has been pervasive in game culture stuff since the games release
49:45 “masso chisstick”
Walks 3 steps
Overwrites save state
47:45 🤣 the same happened to me but unlike him I learnt my lesson.
Oh man! I had a blast watching him playing this game and knowing he was going to have an unpleasant surprise with the all the little quirks of the game, although I think I got ear damage from hearing the low health beep for so long.
Of course the king of retro can't read
Children in the 80s: little difficulty, little salt, learn the patterns and win
40+ y/o man in 2022: pisses himself with rage because his method of going headfirst doesn't work
i played this game when it came out. no guides (small village no big mags came our way) and beat it. as a prepubescent was i smarter and better at gaming than a 40 yr olds man?
also love this game. got me into the zelda series.
@18:47 He saved it with zero life. He even said "I have zero life" as he saved it. Then loads it a dozen times with zero life and keeps dying. Finally he loads it from an earlier save so he will have life, but then waits until he has no life again to save it again. Then loads it from the second zero life save dozens of more times.
@1:44:44 He saved it with zero magic and zero life again. Why does he keep doing this?
Somewhere in this video he openly states that he won't redo any part of this game no matter what, hell he never wants to redo anything in any game and would gladly force himself to do a perfect run in order to prevent that.
"It's impossible" ...... Really Phil. I figured it out when I was 10 and I didn't have a save state feature to abuse. Get a job Phil
1:52:01 This is really level one gameplay . Level one with a fetish for save stating near death.
"you need a guide to beat zelda 2" i beat this game at age 11
Only a few minutes in and I can already tell this playthrough will be fraught with DSP abusing restore points and trying to dodge a lot of stuff you can just block. EDIT: Yep, the only thing he really learned how to do was exit to the menu and load his save point more efficiently. Ironically, he says the game is poorly designed but it's only because he's abusing a feature that wasn't originally in the game.
Thank you for making & uploading the TIHYDP of Zelda II in my place 0utsyder. I would've resort to drinking to death if I would make my own TIHYDP of Zelda II, which is a lot of save states, save scums, and deaths to keep track of. But lemme make a TIHYDP of Mario 2 USA or Mario 3 please. ^^
This mans emotions are fueled on money lmao
He's making the same jokes as AVGN ten years ago with the prostitutes and old lady.
Cant figure it put that he should come back later lol ah classic Phil love the vids dude