You've Been Playing Victoria 2 Wrong

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  • @AlextheRambler
    @AlextheRambler Před 5 lety +4963

    Can I pay you to teach me Victoria 2? I'd pay in hair but that's not really an option

    • @jackscot7697
      @jackscot7697 Před 5 lety +86

      Alex The Rambler! Make more Minecraft 💰🤩💰

    • @caesar_19
      @caesar_19 Před 5 lety +219

      Tell ISP to play Banat

    • @zerodelgato3842
      @zerodelgato3842 Před 5 lety +32

      Y'all should do a vs game on Vic 2 as OPMs.

    • @valvo_5732
      @valvo_5732 Před 5 lety +9

      Hahahahah
      You don't have hair

    • @kekblood509
      @kekblood509 Před 5 lety +15

      just dress as the giddy aunt and pretend to be his aunt

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 5 lety +3193

    He did Afghanistan, we're coming closer to Banat

  • @FernandoSegovia701
    @FernandoSegovia701 Před 5 lety +2895

    the people demands Banat for 500k

  • @geordiepunchingahorse423
    @geordiepunchingahorse423 Před 3 lety +503

    If ISP controlled Afghanistan in 2021, the Taliban would have lost

    • @NBrixH
      @NBrixH Před 3 lety +65

      Either that, or he would have somehow made them become a Liberal Communist Monarchy

    • @airborneofficer2640
      @airborneofficer2640 Před 2 lety +17

      “Hopefully someone will come save me, they probably will just leave me to die” oh the foreshadowing

    • @mecharobby
      @mecharobby Před 2 lety +3

      I feel like that liberal communist monarchy might have really happen if he was in control.

    • @sharkronical
      @sharkronical Před 2 lety +2

      @@mecharobby there's actually a modifier in Vic 2 called "Political Confusion"

    • @mecharobby
      @mecharobby Před 2 lety +1

      @@sharkronical didnt know that thanks for the info

  • @eden4279
    @eden4279 Před 5 lety +810

    You sounded as alive as afghanistan during it's 200th civil war

    • @walid7084
      @walid7084 Před 4 lety +1

      i know its been 8 months but i kust say it is not 200 covil wars, it is just one single civil war

    • @keanunmoskaluk3518
      @keanunmoskaluk3518 Před 4 lety +23

      Jaim Rajin 1 really long civil war eh? Been going on since before the colonial era?

    • @josephstalin9046
      @josephstalin9046 Před 3 lety +1

      Taliban in 2021: double the wars

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Před 5 lety +328

    Vic 2 community: **Set all taxes to maximum**
    Also Vic 2 community: **Rage at all the rebellions**

    • @user-dz1tc6ed1i
      @user-dz1tc6ed1i Před 5 lety +54

      I can set those fucking taxes to 0% and still get rebels just from being anything other than comunist

    • @KitsuneRogue
      @KitsuneRogue Před 5 lety +116

      Well, you see, in Vic2 the populace serve but two purposes; to be taxed, and to die fighting my wars.

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 Před 5 lety +56

      @@KitsuneRogue And to rebel constantly.

    • @youwilldie8835
      @youwilldie8835 Před 5 lety +27

      Literally one time no one in My country payed taxes and I had the elected party in power yet I still had 6 militancy

    • @scepticsquirrel
      @scepticsquirrel Před 4 lety

      @@youwilldie8835 How did you fund your army? Via high tariffs?

  • @parkedcar3411
    @parkedcar3411 Před 3 lety +24

    This came into my recommended at a weird time

  • @SlyMarb0o
    @SlyMarb0o Před 5 lety +2003

    Poland-Lithuania on 501k subscribers, challange ISP to battle for the best youtuber ever

  • @nathanhitchen4485
    @nathanhitchen4485 Před 5 lety +1720

    I love how depressed he sounds

    • @Teno2001
      @Teno2001 Před 5 lety +52

      #Metoo

    • @Aigavlov
      @Aigavlov Před 5 lety +93

      He's not ISorrowProduction for nothing !

    • @sharkestry1119
      @sharkestry1119 Před 5 lety +41

      @Sightless_Seeker depends on how close to Moscow i live

    • @michaelts273
      @michaelts273 Před 5 lety +29

      Every episode, he sounds more and more like he wants to inhale powdered cyanide.

    • @Wheelcha1r
      @Wheelcha1r Před 5 lety +14

      You should check out his older videos then

  • @adamhilt1984
    @adamhilt1984 Před 5 lety +1791

    You can play any game wrong if you don’t play as Banat. #BanatAt500k

  • @HolyShitNew
    @HolyShitNew Před 3 lety +12

    thanks youtube for bringing me back here now

  • @ruansmera3866
    @ruansmera3866 Před 3 lety +19

    Aged like fine wine

  • @freyawion5337
    @freyawion5337 Před 3 lety +14

    Ah, so that's why CZcams suddenly recommended this video.

  • @ozzyx2347
    @ozzyx2347 Před 3 lety +12

    im happy the algorithm gave me this during all this

  • @tupacinbosnia1255
    @tupacinbosnia1255 Před 5 lety +192

    "Our economies alittle weird, some days we're making money, some days we're not, OH IT JUST CRASHED"
    -Greece wants to know your location

    • @BlueBird-wb6kb
      @BlueBird-wb6kb Před 4 lety +13

      If Greece hd their rightful land in Thrace and Anatolia then they wouldn't be In a financial crisis .. Constantinople would generate so much $$$

    • @alioshax7797
      @alioshax7797 Před 4 lety +12

      @@BlueBird-wb6kb "Rightfull" ? You lost the city 566 years ago...
      I'm no Turkish, I don't support Erdoan policy, but if people still claims territories lost 5 centuries ago, then the world is gonna face another world war...
      Furthermore, actual Greece is not the Byzantine Empire (or eastern roman empire). Sure, it's one of its heirs, but not the only one. Would you say that Italy and the Roman Empire are the same thing ? Then Italy could claim all Europe, North Africa and Near East...

    • @perkele2040
      @perkele2040 Před 4 lety +14

      @@alioshax7797 I mean a lot of Anatolia and Thrace was ethnically Greek until well the Turks decided to... "cleanse the non Turks." Even after ww1 Greece was given Thrace, Constantinople and Izmir as they were heavily Greek but lost it during the Greco-Turkish war.

    • @alioshax7797
      @alioshax7797 Před 4 lety +8

      @@perkele2040 the Thrace was indeed given to Greece, but not Constantinople, and not Izmir neither. You should check your Sèvres treaty (1920, near Paris)
      Constantinople is demilitarized, the detroits fall under international autority, while the Greek army took Izmir during the Greeko-Turkish War, then lost it later with the treaty of Lausanne (Swizerland)
      I'm not here to say who's right and who's wrong, but I mean, Turks of Greece and Greeks of Turks have been "exchanged" (in a terrible way). I mean, there is now two independant, developped countries, it should be time to move one, you don't think ? Both Turks and Greeks should stop this little game of "this is mine" "no, it's mine"

    • @perkele2040
      @perkele2040 Před 4 lety +1

      @@alioshax7797 they should but they won't, that the thing about history so long as something happened, someone will remember. Especially since Turkey denies a lot of the atrocities it did to Greeks and other ethnic minorities, Greece will always have distain for Turkey, and then in recent history when Turkey invaded Cyprus, a country a majority greek which they then turkified the hell out of it.
      Greece and Turkey will always be at odds with each other, just because of historical reasons, but they aren't the worse as they are both part of NATO and are probably the biggest Frenemies probably leaning more towards enemies than friends but still.

  • @jamessalmon5109
    @jamessalmon5109 Před 4 lety +17

    I love playing as Afghanistan. Currying favor between the great powers, trying to survive the great game, and modernizing into a secular state, are some of the most interesting things to do in vic 2

  • @ties8056
    @ties8056 Před 5 lety +270

    Never expected to see afghan forces fight small groups of Americans in an invasion of America..

    • @Wiggyam
      @Wiggyam Před 4 lety +36

      Reverse Uno card

    • @thecannedbean9635
      @thecannedbean9635 Před 4 lety +20

      It was beautiful watching the west crumble from the night of the AFGHANS

    • @mauterra1837
      @mauterra1837 Před 3 lety +1

      @@thecannedbean9635 oh no guys watch out the edge lord is here

    • @Zestyfloridaguy
      @Zestyfloridaguy Před 3 lety +2

      @@mauterra1837 uhhh

  • @noveseth2863
    @noveseth2863 Před 3 lety +9

    'Defunding' the army to make some money gives me some deja vu... I wonder where...

  • @doctordoggo8604
    @doctordoggo8604 Před 3 lety +9

    How topical for me to get this now

  • @denizaytac9859
    @denizaytac9859 Před 5 lety +620

    Banat! Banat! we have to make ISP suffer lmao

    • @wesleyesq7306
      @wesleyesq7306 Před 5 lety +7

      @ ISP will suffer for not enjoying playing as banat before isorrowproductions

  • @dav7585
    @dav7585 Před 5 lety +186

    Banat is a world power and ISP will play it... change my mind

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 Před 5 lety +455

    Pretty sure the only true way to play it is as Banat

  • @balindwarvenking6275
    @balindwarvenking6275 Před 3 lety +4

    I love youtube humor sending me a video about you playing Afghanistan NOW of all times, beautiful

  • @voltazh
    @voltazh Před 3 lety +9

    topical

  • @kingofcards9516
    @kingofcards9516 Před 3 lety +32

    this aged well.

  • @tuskinradar8688
    @tuskinradar8688 Před 5 lety +17

    This playthrough has been genuinely interesting af to watch. Wtf I'm even more hype for Banat now

  • @SkepCakes
    @SkepCakes Před 3 lety +16

    Maybe the former Afghan government could take some lessons.

  • @philthephilosopher9235
    @philthephilosopher9235 Před 3 lety +11

    This video aged like fine wine.

  • @Kasperi_A.
    @Kasperi_A. Před 5 lety +272

    Next we want you to play Banat in hoi4!

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 Před 5 lety +1

      Here is a mod with an OP focus tree: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1810481468

  • @cg9256
    @cg9256 Před 5 lety +177

    What the hell man apparently I’ve been living life wrong now I’m having a midlife crisis

  • @tymonbielan8123
    @tymonbielan8123 Před 3 lety +6

    Why film with Afghanistan have to appear now
    Lol

  • @folavin
    @folavin Před 3 lety +7

    Thanks!

  • @julian8369
    @julian8369 Před 3 lety +5

    God why is this getting recommended right now

  • @AhanSalty
    @AhanSalty Před 2 lety +1

    I like the part when Isorrow just suddenly talks about Mussolini's March on Rome.

  • @BossCampers1656
    @BossCampers1656 Před 5 lety +72

    OMG it’s George Kush 🥦🥦🥦

  • @OrionTheAboveAverage
    @OrionTheAboveAverage Před 5 lety +65

    Convert this game to HOI IV and continue the bring the glory of Afghanistan to all people of the world.

    • @DuLzzPKC
      @DuLzzPKC Před 5 lety +14

      and nuke new york cuz u kno why not knock all the buildings instead of only 2

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision Před 4 lety +4

      Hottzy hey man that was those dang Arabs who did that. They just ran to hide in Afghanistan afterwards.

  • @ExtraterrestrialIntelligence

    How to Genocide in Victoria 2:
    1) recruit all non accepted culture Soliders as irregular
    2) collect the irregular stack in a province with low supply
    3) boost soilder with focus in provinces with non accepted cultures
    4) wait for attrition to kill the irregular stack. move the sack for more attrition. declear war and fight with the stack.
    5) ???
    6) profit

  • @Veowolf5847
    @Veowolf5847 Před 5 lety +6

    I think out of all the games ISP plays Vicky 2is the one I enjoyed the most. Hell he made me get the game myself

  • @DovahKanye
    @DovahKanye Před 5 lety +26

    Jokes on you mate, I haven't been playing Victoria 2 at all.

  • @bojarckhoosemanschnarf5851
    @bojarckhoosemanschnarf5851 Před 3 lety +12

    Aged like milk

  • @nerdsoft9964
    @nerdsoft9964 Před 5 lety +9

    What if... Banat... from Victoria II all the way to HoI4

  • @JakubS
    @JakubS Před 3 lety +3

    very topical

  • @SpaceDoge
    @SpaceDoge Před 5 lety +5

    I want to thank you for the fact that you timed artillery only so well that it ended up turning me into a 9 year old

  • @amcraft2031
    @amcraft2031 Před 5 lety +8

    When Afghanistan does a better "Japan" than the Japanese empire ever could.

  • @pr1vate_mo557
    @pr1vate_mo557 Před 3 lety +3

    Funny this is getting recommended to me now...

  • @mbanana23456
    @mbanana23456 Před 5 lety +2

    I'm beginning to suspect this may not be an entirely serious guide to Vic 2

  • @more17
    @more17 Před 5 lety +28

    "Scientists in our country have discovered Social Justice."
    OMG check your Pashtun privilege!

  • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025

    6:38 It's An Italian Region...
    *Angry Roman Noises Intensifies*

  • @Kalmaro4152
    @Kalmaro4152 Před rokem +2

    Man the autochapters on this video are something.

  • @marinmilevoj4829
    @marinmilevoj4829 Před 5 lety +1

    13:01 I love the sounds of excitment!

  • @k3v1n73
    @k3v1n73 Před 5 lety +5

    never heard the sentence "that's an interesting America" before if I'm honest

  • @youdontknowme5980
    @youdontknowme5980 Před 5 lety +2

    Isorrowproductions: *victoria 2 is back*
    Me:This is the happiest day of my life

  • @EinFelsbrocken
    @EinFelsbrocken Před 5 lety +8

    ISP: "Am I a joke to you?"
    Me: "Uhm...yea?"

  • @sarmadali7191
    @sarmadali7191 Před 3 lety +1

    4:59 There falls my City.......but its ok cuz its you!

  • @vicbode7293
    @vicbode7293 Před 5 lety +40

    We're waiting isorrow... Banat at 500k is coming!

  • @CiaranW2003
    @CiaranW2003 Před 4 lety +4

    We're encroaching on George Bush levels of- no that's to dark

  • @electricVGC
    @electricVGC Před 5 lety +4

    Eyy glad to finally see Afghanistan

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous Před 4 lety +2

    Stitch the Alien?
    Nah
    *_ISMAHIL THE ALIEN_*

  • @yeatnumber1Dmuncher
    @yeatnumber1Dmuncher Před 3 lety +2

    CZcams recommending this to me now lmao

  • @ksheehank
    @ksheehank Před 5 lety +2

    Try Persia imho, they're actually pretty good, and you can civilize relatively easy. The Mughals are also nice.

  • @CatholicDragoon
    @CatholicDragoon Před rokem +2

    About administrative efficiency, I've been playing a few campaigns and it seems as though my territories get various benefits from administrative efficiency beyond just taxation. This is things such as being able to recruit more brigades, getting more brigades when mobilizing, faster job changes based on my directions, and just a general sense of greater control.
    I'm wondering if this is true or I'm just mixing this up with other modifiers in the game. Is anyone else noticing this?

  • @simpdog5025
    @simpdog5025 Před 5 lety +1

    Victoria 2 electric boogaloo

  • @09Scherzo
    @09Scherzo Před 5 lety +8

    This actually seemed like a pretty fun game given how agonizingly boring non-European starts seem in EU and HoIV.

  • @flaviusbelisarius7517
    @flaviusbelisarius7517 Před 5 lety +1

    12:39 I once killed so many Americans that after 7 years of war there population was 5 million lower than at the start, new York had a babyboom at the start of the war.

  • @Wiggyam
    @Wiggyam Před 3 lety +6

    who else is here after the taliban took over?

  • @communistpowerranger9629
    @communistpowerranger9629 Před 5 lety +50

    B A N A T F O R 5 0 0 K O R E L S E.

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous Před 5 lety +1

    ARE YOU CHALLENGING ISP, ISORROWS?
    ISP is gonna be real mad

  • @Heating56
    @Heating56 Před 4 lety

    “Today we’re gonna be playing as A...
    I don’t wanna do this.”
    Me whenever I try to play a non-great power

  • @tibbygaycat
    @tibbygaycat Před 5 lety +2

    Form Poland-Lithuania in Victoria 2. Start as Russia, release Poland (as a puppet, don't give them Independence), win Independence yourself, and form Poland Lithuania and become a great empire.

  • @Hazgamer64
    @Hazgamer64 Před 5 lety

    Not gonna lie, these Vic2 vids are my fav. Glad it made a resurgence. That's a like.

  • @DBWarren23
    @DBWarren23 Před 5 lety +2

    Bold of you to assume I play Vicky 2.

  • @reeseman1932
    @reeseman1932 Před 4 lety +2

    George bush: invades Afghanistan
    Durani empire: well welll well how the turn tables

  • @Santonesgravato
    @Santonesgravato Před 5 lety

    Lazio... A pokemon...
    *Italian anger noises*

  • @candycorn6268
    @candycorn6268 Před 3 lety

    Can't be playing Victoria 2 wrong if you haven't even played it once

  • @demi172
    @demi172 Před 5 lety +1

    7:15/14:30 half of the video :
    *THEY USED TO BE AT PERSIA RIGHT HERE!*

  • @charliehale4172
    @charliehale4172 Před 5 lety

    "This is my last VIC2 video.. Imma headout" Like 4 ish months later, "Im back!!"

  • @awildfilingcabinet6239
    @awildfilingcabinet6239 Před 5 lety +1

    You know. I bet iSorrows thought that if he played a shitty country, we would stop begging for Banat.
    You’d think he’d learn after artillery only, that we will never stop.
    But I’ve got a novel idea. Forget Banat, he should play Tartarstan

  • @TimChuma
    @TimChuma Před 5 lety

    Aghanistan is still landlocked in real life and is called the graveyard of empires for a reason.

  • @GamingAtrocity
    @GamingAtrocity Před 5 lety

    We need a New World Order playthrough of vicky 2 as Iran. The crisis spam will overcome him.

  • @thaaboyy6642
    @thaaboyy6642 Před 5 lety +1

    Not the hero we needed but the hero we deserved

  • @TheShy1000
    @TheShy1000 Před 5 lety +1

    You always make these plays seem so easy. I make Afgahnistan abreat power and I struggle to keep Brasil a secondary power.

  • @elitegamer5503
    @elitegamer5503 Před 4 lety +1

    dead spider on a paper..hahaha damn man I subscribe.

  • @jkwayne7174
    @jkwayne7174 Před 5 lety

    You actually play Victoria 2 to roleplay a proletarian revolution.

  • @charliebasar9068
    @charliebasar9068 Před 3 lety

    12:00 yeah, and you have man of wars in 1917

  • @januzi2
    @januzi2 Před 4 lety

    6:42 Social Justice Warriors are pretty effective ;)

  • @arafdi
    @arafdi Před 5 lety +7

    "Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires". ISP taking things on a whole different route there.

  • @johnperetin5944
    @johnperetin5944 Před 5 lety +2

    This is just the most cursed....

  • @jacobrosewater8811
    @jacobrosewater8811 Před 5 lety +2

    "not important nation. NOooo every nation is important"
    Bold saying that while also living in the United Kingdom

  • @adam422
    @adam422 Před 5 lety +1

    Hey, ISP, you obviously *NEED* to do vic 2, but *ALL* wars are battleplanned.

  • @Adonnus100
    @Adonnus100 Před 4 lety

    Afghanistan is next to Kalat, Kalat sounds like Banat. Banat confirmed.

  • @gre3nishsinx0Rgold4
    @gre3nishsinx0Rgold4 Před 5 lety

    The durian empire expanded to the world.

  • @saintsava8903
    @saintsava8903 Před 3 lety

    victoria 2 isorrows boogaloo nightmare

  • @KixSlim
    @KixSlim Před 5 lety

    It’s all coming full circle

  • @Troglodytarum
    @Troglodytarum Před 3 lety +5

    Algorithm be like

  • @ethanos1637
    @ethanos1637 Před 3 lety

    ISP: "you still haven't hit the sub button"
    Jokes on you I hit it one year ago when I watched this video the first time

  • @davidp2537
    @davidp2537 Před 3 lety +3

    Uh oh, not a good time to recommend this video youtube

  • @Hay1hiho
    @Hay1hiho Před 5 lety +6

    Ah, yes ISP sounds just as depressed as he did back in the day. I love it.

  • @deeznoots6241
    @deeznoots6241 Před 4 lety +1

    Seeing you move your armies like its EU4 hurts me

  • @calebsargent6902
    @calebsargent6902 Před 5 lety

    Imagine being in this afganistan and you got to buy something for 5$ and the economy crashes as you go to pay and it goes up to 500$

  • @delchuchu
    @delchuchu Před 3 lety

    “Give everyone military access and hope they will save me”