TOM SEGURA ACCIDENTALLY BOOKED A 7 YEAR TOUR
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- čas přidán 15. 07. 2024
- 00:00 Intro
02:02 The Masters
11:39 World Series Predictions
20:58 Tom Segura
01:11:47 Pete Holmes
01:47:52 Fyre Fest
Tiger Woods is officially back. We talk some Masters with a sidetrack of Lebron and we're trying to stay positive about Max Homa. We make our World Series predictions for baseball opening day. Comedian Tom Segura joins the show to talk about his tour, comedy, and the injury that broke the internet. Pete Holmes joins us in studio to talk about his new show, his past show ending, and more. We finish with Fyre Fest of the week.
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Touch my camera through the fence!
You gotta finish the line! Lol
Don't
Hey mommy
Keep feathin it brother
Actually getting to hear Tom Segura for once is awesome 🤣
Right? I love his take on things but he barely talks on 2 bears
@@nicholassauer2612 then watch ymh. 2 bears is...a whole different thing
You must know of his special friend Burnt Chrysler
What a good fucking interview with Segura. Holy shit
Tom Buns the goat
It's bc toms the shit
Hot sauce is the best!
Shout out Enny
This guy follows proto.
Can’t get enough of the early uploads.
Yeah they finally moved into modern times. Welcome to 2011
Right?! About fucking time
I love that Danny Brown is getting a podcast. One of the best rappers w/ the funniest lyrics. An all-time video is a ScHoolboy Q snapchat story compilation of drunk Danny Brown.
Where will it be available?
I love Pete Holmes. Seems like the type of guy that goes to therapy and the therapist sits there and doesn't have to say a word for the hour.
Fuck I do that
I’m
That’s the best kind of therapy, that’s why I go, have someone who I can pay to listen to and sort through my verbal mental or emotional diarrhea lol
If only he was funny
PMT x Tom Segura.....been waiting on this one for a while. CAN'T WAIT.
To think barstool used to keep the video behind a paywall and now they upload the same day as audio is a small step for man kind
Barstool trying to self monetize all these podcasts cost them so much money. They missed the peak of youtube as a result. They're about 4-5 years behind the curve.
Big Cat is a coward for bleeping out his largest bet
$500,000
@@Woofbarkgrowl69 naa $50,000
It was 500,000
Probably dropped a zero on his taxes
$18.00 🙂
Thank you Liam. Great work as usual!
Tiger returning to the course and Pujols returning to the Lou. Nature is healing
We ee
amen
Tom Segura is R and Pete Holmes is rated PG. couldn’t be more different
Both funny though
Heavy segment
Pete was good on YMH
efforts for the early upload do not go unnoticed.
Used to only listen on Spotify cause of the later releases of the CZcams but being able to catch the pod in video in the morning has been great!
Love that Tom and Bert are both outed as FSU fans that makes me so happy
Love Tommy Bunz!! Watch all his podcasts.
Came here for the Tom story, stayed because Pete is Hilarious as ever!
Tom's correction of pronouncing Won and One 49:05 🤣🤣
Bert in his head lol
The Pete Holmes interview is fire.
Topeka native here, WBC is having a hard time keeping the children in the church, especially since fred the patriarch died. I worked with a couple kids that left the church 2009 to 2011.
And if you dont know they have a compound, it's like one solid block and directly across the street theres a rainbow painted house and a LGBTQ house. Lol
great time with segura, good laughs all around
keep the videos coming boys!!!
Keep featherin’ it
Pete Holmes's nostalgia for multi-cam sitcoms cracked me up
I'm glassin' it for Tim. I got a DUI BAYBEEEEEE
Wait the background from John Skipper regarding BVT (ripip) explains so much. Is this the first we've heard of it?
Can’t wait for that new Danny brown pod
Thank you Liam
Made my day seeing segura on the title
About time you got an entertaining guest like tom
@@randylahey8318 tom is awesome
@@randylahey8318 low and loose
Pete Holmes is such a wholesome funny dude.
fuck yeah thanks for the chapters and timestamps
49:05 Tom starts to pronounce "won" like an R-word (whan), and corrects himself. If you know you know...where my mommies at?
Tim Dillon came out of a Blackout screaming at three Nuns he thought were the Penguins who borrowed his car.
Good stuff
Hahahaha Tom laughing at PFT's joke around 35:31
i will love no two boys as much as i do Billy and Jake, until i have two of my own. you two are the treasures of the free world.
Any AWL Mommies in the comments? Been waiting so long for this crossover.
More Comedian guests please
42:55 How the fuck is Bert a germaphobe?? The guy 'showers' in a pool and wipes his ass with his fingers!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha This makes no sense
You bet I'm coming up in May!
You guys should have American Comedian Kurt Metzger and the always delightful Tim Dillon/Dim Tillon on the show. THAT would be magical. Can you imagine? The sweating and the yelling, WOW. I cant sleep now dreaming about how wonderful that would be.
love pete
My dad wasn't around when I was a kid and we still throw hands to this day
Tommy buns your the man.
I live in Topeka and I was pissed I couldn’t make it to that show
Thanks hank
You meant to say Liam
Thumbs up for Segura.
Pete would be a good guest for Macrodosing
See you in May!
Love you Bubba ❤️
I subscribed because you gave me timestamps, and I enjoyed it.
But timestamps
wait what about good good guys and dechambeau ? theres beef with woods?
should've aired Pete before Tom, still highly entertaining episode
i thought this guy was crazy listening to him. but now that I see his eyes, hes a loco motive baby
Yoooo Tommy bunz AND professor x/street fighter travel agent and badman all on 1 ep?
Early upload slide
Mommy roll call!
46:00 gambling talk
Tim Dillon got into a screaming match playing Uno with 5-year old's.
You guys need to start giving out more money in the comments
LOL, they made the play ins right!?
All about that base
segura #1
James Bond is a tough guy that dances.
To all my kings & queens above 18
49:05 hahaha Tom had to correct himself, he almost said "JAUN" instead of *WON* because he knows he pronounces it like a tiktok.
Tough guys never dance... HAH! So true Peter!
EXCEEEEEPT for Jean-Claude Van Damme, John Travolta, Tom Cruise, R Downey Jr, and even Joe Rogan
Tom's stacking for his kids on this 3 year world tour. He's probably gonna anywhere between $10m and $25m. Just on the first leg alone it looked like he made $10m considering how many added shows he did, he just started the third leg.. It's a LOTTA work but he'll have fuck you money at the end.
That's keeping em high and tight all right
Pete Holmes = RIP in peace to my ear drums
He's so insufferable
It started in Aug 21 and it ends in Apr 23 lmao
hot sauce is the best :)
Fyre fest: fyre fest being spelled wrong on the video
Quality Genes
Bro I have weights as props in my studio bro big gains bro dude I'm not gay
I hope Burt comes on again
i turn into a telescope
Try it out
Try it out try it out you get a lease and a key
Jean! Not too often we catch a mommy as a guest 👍
PFT, the TrueAnon cap suits you. Need those two back on Macrodosing ASAP
2011 Giants!
Gotta have Tom and Bert on together sometime, the two funniest guys ive ever watxhed
I'm only here for Segura but if these dudes are embarrassed to be honest about his much they bet... That's a problem. And I live in Vegas. 😆
Hot sauce is the best
👖👖👖
max homa finished 19th
Pete Holmes looks like he manages a Walmart
Time stamp
Dodgers vs Blue Jays World Series
Matt Serra is lookin rough lol
Hey Hitler's, Came to see my main mommy, tiger woods kept low n loose when he didn't work no wreck, showing Garth is a true G, and only he knows where the bodies are, we've looked high and low, from 2395 Wagner Lane, apartment 2C, 124 North First Ave, East Harlem, to falcon carwash.. keep on feathering it brother, gotta get it got bud, try it out, live life 365.
Will Smith did softly smack/push a guy's face away a few years back on the red carpet. Some fan he had hugged, but I guess the guy tried to kiss him or that's what Will said. It's on CZcams
That church came to my high school my senior year in 2010 because the drama department was putting on a play that was based on a book that was about a gay person getting beaten and killed.. smh 🤦♂️
Tim Dillon was rubbing two sticks together to start a fire and ended up crashing his car in the Wendy’s drive thru.
O/U Big Cat’s largest bet: $50,000
Pete Holmes is great…i think hes the first podcaster i fell into and started circ holing the drain….you made it weird,
The nerve surgery has been around since 2005. I was the first out of 3 to have it in the US. Dr’s still don’t know about it when I try to tell them. Very frustrating!
10x