as soon as bert started to say he saw smashing pumpkins and nirvana... i was like, we've been through this before. instantly he said it may not have happened lol
That’s what sucks, would love to go see Mark Normand and Shane ghillis, but I’m not paying to hear Bert tell the same bit for the 10th year in a row smh
Also the kinda guy who will blantanly and constantly lie about random little crap like that That and his fake ass squeal laugh nearly puts me in cardiac arrest due to anger
@@ALEXPEAK he is a multimillionare and you get to lob shitty comments on Utube. He wins every time no matter what u say. And I won't be here to see it.
If there’s one dude who you don’t tell secrets to, Bert ain’t far from it. He literally tells stories for a living. And given that we’re back on “the machine” again…materials running pretty low
Can't say max Blew it he didn't have his driver swing all day that's the best part of his game he played amazing to stay with Rham on Sunday without driving the ball like he usually does. Crazy that last chip didn't go in would've been amazing
hi Big Cat and PFT, i have been in a coma from a really bad car accident and am curious about the history of the lottery ball machine, has everyone guessed right?
Yes a lot of people feel that way. It’s the same stories recycled, plus he usually just interrupts everyone cause he doesn’t like when they aren’t talking about him.
Get rid of everything on nba all star weekend, get the top 32 players in the league and have a 1v1 tournament, winner gets $5 million and bragging rights over their peers. Pride and money on the line.
Truly baffles me that Bert has had a legit career as a comedian. He’s one of the least funny people I can recall in recent memory. Good for him for somehow becoming super successful though.
Yea of course, just when they were talking about the net I thought hank was gonna bring it up cause of the way he was looking but he just had an empty brain 😅
Bert was either at phish Tallahassee 93 with the killer Bowie, Tweezer> Glide> YEM second set or 96 with the build up for Halloween talking heads remain in light. Both are top 100 shows of all time 😯 ⭕️ 🌵 🐠
lmao at ppl thinking ppl wanna see this unfunny cringebear on a mass scale, can we please stop with these unfunny comics that were raised without a shred of adversity
I don't want to be a stickler here..... but I saw you in south bend last summer and you didn't tell the machine story. You have certainly not told that story every time Bert
I’m so sorry that I’m the one to say this, and I apologize if I hurt anyone’s feelings… but Bert kinda sucks. He would not be a fun person to converse with at all
Thought there wasn’t going to be an episode today. God bless you guys saved my morning
PFT telling big cat he doesnt want the money and big cat flipping it back on him with charity kills me. my favorite bit.
You guys deserved every minute of your vacation… except for hank cause he hasn’t gotten the lottery ball
Hank should have to be in studio alone while they are on vacation until he gets the lottery ball
he seriously hasn’t gotten it?
How has he not won yet
“Hehehe Rogan hehe rogan heheh Tom segura heheh I’m the machine” -Bert, thanks for coming on
Lmfao
as soon as bert started to say he saw smashing pumpkins and nirvana... i was like, we've been through this before. instantly he said it may not have happened lol
this is one of the greatest wrenches thrown in the bert’s life saga
I did not expect to catch a stray as a Sabres fan, but here we are. Thank you for being my 13th reason PFT.
Tape 13: PFT commenter
Can’t wait to hear Bert not interrupt and tell the machine story again.
I'm listening to his squeek laugh on repeat for hours and hours and hours
It’s only gonna get worse when that movie comes out
That’s what sucks, would love to go see Mark Normand and Shane ghillis, but I’m not paying to hear Bert tell the same bit for the 10th year in a row smh
@@chosen1987once the movie comes out it definitely needs to be retired
Then dont listen to the show 🤣
I’m happy big cat caught himself admitting to being a 1/4 of the way through a book 20 pages in
Bert says the same 6 stories over and over with one detail change each time
Which ones does he retell ?
@@papiray9445 Hitler cup has been told a million times the last few months. He told the machine story in back to back pmt visits.
@@umdmountaineer what about the other 4 ?
Loved the Dead talk to start the Bert interview. I'd love to hear you guys sprinkle in some more music takes during the offseason
PFT saying he say dead and company back in 06’ lol
They started in 15’ 😮
@@EricGonzalesJr definitely meant further
I wonder how Bert keeps track of all the lies
Lol! He doesn’t, he just knows that people don’t want to wade through all of his BS to point out the truth.
I would love to hear Bert explain what "secret" means
54:30 I laughed so hard when Billy said he’s been waiting for Cocaine Bear to come out cuz you know that’s from the heart😆
Would have preferred the young bull
He was too busy with mlb the show tech test
I don’t know if father of 3 has the same pull as father of 2. Will wait for the polling data before I make a full assessment
new episode on President's day is why pmt is goated
Bert is the most annoying person of all time
Hank still hasn’t gotten a lottery ball
Bert the type of guy that “trips” and talks to trees
Also the kinda guy who will blantanly and constantly lie about random little crap like that
That and his fake ass squeal laugh nearly puts me in cardiac arrest due to anger
@@ALEXPEAK he is a multimillionare and you get to lob shitty comments on Utube. He wins every time no matter what u say. And I won't be here to see it.
@@johnschnipke180 he's not gonna fuck you bro
@@johnschnipke180 bert is the worst. his squeel is awful, and he does it every minute
@@johnschnipke180 fuck yea dude. You got him 🔥. Berts gonna love this when he sees it…
I feel bad for the crew having to fake laugh for 45 minutes.
it was painful
Hell of a We-Ko-Pa hat from Hank, that thing is a beauty
Some reason I got Bert fatigue. Never pft tho 🤙
Oh look it’s the semi-annual skip through Bert Kreischer’s interview episode
You’re an unhappy person
@@Superfanofcolton only when Bert’s on
Ayee feeling Irie to start the pod 🌲💨
Big cat becoming the ultimate Philly mush
#BertIsFat
Just a heads up, the 2k golf game doesn’t have any of the 4 majors. EA is releasing their pga game in a few weeks and it will have all 4 majors
People still go to Bert's show to listen to the machine story. IDK who's more sad Bert or those people
If there’s one dude who you don’t tell secrets to, Bert ain’t far from it. He literally tells stories for a living. And given that we’re back on “the machine” again…materials running pretty low
Bert Kreischer sucks
Bert not realizing he described a Parliment cigarette ad he saw in the 90s.
Great episode and great guees, just curious what show will billy be on on espn+?
For the alg. Yay bert
PFT in love with Katie stats
Thank you for acknowledging us Big Cat, it means a lot. #BirdGang
Bert is the worst
Love the Dead. Saw Dead and Dylan 95 RFK. Last year Jerry was alive. Great show. Good times, great people
Sixers future would be great for content.
does anyone know if hank has ever gotten the lottery ball? urgent.
Edmonton mall has everything
I live about 20 minutes from where mcclung played hs basketball
Cards fan here: fire away boys. Our team and organization is a comedy. Laughter is the only cure
Bert Kreischer is not funny.
Big cat is a menace
Bert is successful but i dont get the allure
Pft saying the same weight as big cat is funny
Phish at MSG this summer.!
7 nights no repeats hit shows 4-5-6
What Max video are they talking about?
You have to do a Trey Anastasio interview
PFT should go play soccer golf, would be great content seeing the rest of the boys try to kick too 😂
would rather have john cena back on
I can’t imagine pft not being laughably bad at golf
Can't say max Blew it he didn't have his driver swing all day that's the best part of his game he played amazing to stay with Rham on Sunday without driving the ball like he usually does. Crazy that last chip didn't go in would've been amazing
LETS GOOO!!
I don’t care what anyone says..I can listen to Bert tell the same shit to different people all day long lol
Sas > Bert
I want hank to hit that ball so bad
Bert is a bit. It's too bad Tom couldn't have influenced someone to the top who had a variety of great stories or jokes.
Hank the PED text to DK was from December last year
hi Big Cat and PFT, i have been in a coma from a really bad car accident and am curious about the history of the lottery ball machine, has everyone guessed right?
Jake wearing a LIV golf hoodie, smdh. Also, LIV is misspelled, unreal.
Jake looks like FirstKiller.
Really need Bert to stop being a recurring guest. His bit has become annoying and stale.
Yeah Berta a horrible guest on every podcast dude is soo full of himself
I made his shirt.
Anyone else think Bert isn't that funny?
The drinking has taken its toll on bart
well his standup is basically telling the same 5 stories for the past 6-7 years and his persona is just being the alcoholic guy
Yes a lot of people feel that way. It’s the same stories recycled, plus he usually just interrupts everyone cause he doesn’t like when they aren’t talking about him.
I just feel bad for him, dude is just drinking his life away at this point.
He isnt as funny as his friends and his friends keep him around because of his laugh.
I got the lottery number 🙌 third time!! 3 times more then hank
Has Hank gotten the lottery ball?
Pro golfers def give gimmies in practice round money games - generosity of length varies.
Get rid of everything on nba all star weekend, get the top 32 players in the league and have a 1v1 tournament, winner gets $5 million and bragging rights over their peers. Pride and money on the line.
Nothing gets me ready for laughing like going to a 'death squad' show
Truly baffles me that Bert has had a legit career as a comedian. He’s one of the least funny people I can recall in recent memory. Good for him for somehow becoming super successful though.
I need big cats hat. Anybody know where I can find one??
Y’all should get curren$y on the podcast he’s a sports junkie!
low IQ, dull to listen to speak
Bert having tons of Aaron Rodgers secrets is incredible information to know
I have slowly become less and less of a Bert fan, and I think this show finally wiped the last of it out. He’s insufferable
Did Hank get brain damage? Didn’t understand the net on each hole.
I just can’t believe none of them realized they were describing TOP GOLF I was laughing so hard ⚔️
@@robertpatterson2237 well to be fair top golf is very different than playing a round of golf.
Yea of course, just when they were talking about the net I thought hank was gonna bring it up cause of the way he was looking but he just had an empty brain 😅
If you’re seeing this right now I’m dead and Aaron Rodgers is fucked had me crying 😭😭😭😭
Show was so great without Billy. It stinks he's back. Guess we are at least a tad bit lucky he won't be here the next few eps though!
How good is "shot roulette" with Hitler's cup, so you don't know whether you're drinking from it 🤣🤣. Pure gold!!!!!
Bert lies about almost everything
Cereal is just breakfast soup.
We need max back on the show!
didnt like the last bert question, tough
Bert Hreischer
Was never a pmt Billy hater. But macrodosing put me way over the Billy limit and have to fast forward every time he speaks now
“Uhhh but like, lowkey….”
@@downrighttt “no but if you think about it”
Bully takes low grade beaver tranquilizer
Gillis would’ve been better
Is Feits ok?
Bert dominated that interview. He’s turns hosts into guests
He also sucks
Bert was either at phish Tallahassee 93 with the killer Bowie, Tweezer> Glide> YEM second set or 96 with the build up for Halloween talking heads remain in light. Both are top 100 shows of all time 😯 ⭕️ 🌵 🐠
He was likely at none of the above. Nothing he says actually happened.
@@scrapnewyork bingo
Obviously, Bert is funny to some people. I just can't do it. He's cringe.
Bert lies way too much
Big cat.... To be a father of 3?!? Congrats on the sex dude 😎🎉👶
Dead and Co in 2004??????
That would've been The Dead.
Bart Chrysler is the fuckin best
lmao at ppl thinking ppl wanna see this unfunny cringebear on a mass scale, can we please stop with these unfunny comics that were raised without a shred of adversity
I don't want to be a stickler here..... but I saw you in south bend last summer and you didn't tell the machine story. You have certainly not told that story every time Bert
Idk about all the hate lol y'all just have a lot of energy! Bert kind of cracks me up. - but then again I'm a dog so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Brant really behaved himself during this interview
during every interview
I’m so sorry that I’m the one to say this, and I apologize if I hurt anyone’s feelings… but Bert kinda sucks. He would not be a fun person to converse with at all
Could we not have bert on anymore? Dude is completely full of himself and not funny at all.