5 "Impossible" Things That Can Happen On Other Planets

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  • @theunpopularguy6906
    @theunpopularguy6906 Před 4 lety +5231

    Titan: *has oil*
    America: knock knock, its the United States

    • @ImAutistic2074
      @ImAutistic2074 Před 4 lety +57

      XD best thing I have ever seen today

    • @thatoneguy7451
      @thatoneguy7451 Před 4 lety +79

      Other countries: *hey friend,*

    • @weirdweirdo7789
      @weirdweirdo7789 Před 4 lety +10

      TheUnpopularGuy I thought it wus- oh no ur right xD

    • @theletterwynn
      @theletterwynn Před 4 lety +98

      With huge boats
      with guns
      gunboats

    • @robinwrld0
      @robinwrld0 Před 4 lety +8

      slender uh ??man?? You literally said this was the BEST thing you have EVER seen TODAY? How is it ever today? Just say best today???

  • @cesarjoughin4959
    @cesarjoughin4959 Před 4 lety +3595

    Having two Shadows isn't that mad, apparently someone's never been in a room with two lights in it

    • @Max-uu6rv
      @Max-uu6rv Před 4 lety +34

      Cesar Joughin tru

    • @zorogluu
      @zorogluu Před 4 lety +293

      You can see that soccer players have 4 because of the lighting around the whole arena

    • @n4b3r1us3
      @n4b3r1us3 Před 4 lety +31

      In my room,i have 4 shadows

    • @zaidarsalan2960
      @zaidarsalan2960 Před 4 lety +61

      I know right that's so dumb. I usually have 3 shadows when I'm outside. One from the street light one from the vehicles behind me and one from the vehicles in front of me.

    • @woooooooooooooooooooooooo
      @woooooooooooooooooooooooo Před 4 lety

      Lol

  • @ahseymania
    @ahseymania Před 2 lety +785

    "Theres a massive planet that is all covered in ocean"
    Subnautica players: *"First time?"*

    • @darkbanana_1762
      @darkbanana_1762 Před 2 lety +22

      i was straight up looking for this comment

    • @Cyborg_Lucas
      @Cyborg_Lucas Před 2 lety +11

      SUBNAUTICA LETS GOO AND IT LIT

    • @victorbrineyt1749
      @victorbrineyt1749 Před 2 lety +7

      When I saq that planet I went to the comments just to say if someone thought the same as I 🤣

    • @adamgonzales8677
      @adamgonzales8677 Před 2 lety +8

      Interstellar Fans: seen worse

    • @vranxxzen185
      @vranxxzen185 Před 2 lety +6

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

  • @cartman3667
    @cartman3667 Před 2 lety +773

    I would like to know how we are able to know that exactly how the weather is, on a planet that is 63 light-years away

    • @tevstevens8233
      @tevstevens8233 Před 2 lety +44

      That’s very true

    • @mrsheldon9134
      @mrsheldon9134 Před 2 lety +151

      Well, it is merely conjecture, so you'll have to decide for yourself whether you can accept it.
      The astronomers can see that storms are moving on the planet. They can also analyse the reflected light from the planet, so they know the atmosphere is made of silicates. They know that glass is made of silicates. So they deduce that the silicates must be moving along with the storms.
      As for how they can see the storms, you'd be surprised. Because there's no air in space, it's very easy to spot things. For example, the Voyager 2 probe is smaller than a car, yet it can be seen with a normal telescope. It is currently further than Pluto. By using much much larger telescopes, planets that are light years away can be accurately seen.

    • @ikhsanhasbi657
      @ikhsanhasbi657 Před 2 lety +71

      Most of it is just a guesswork. Sure scientists can gather some data by analyzing the visible spectrum seen through telescope to theorize what's the planet made of. But the things like the wind speed, the depth of the ocean, and other bombastic information about the planet is mostly guesswork. Probably to get people interested in the subject.

    • @cameronsprague101
      @cameronsprague101 Před 2 lety +27

      If you actually wanted to know you would have spent the time writing that comment finding your answer online.
      Nah your method of randoms giving you an answer is probably more effective. Oh wait, you don't actually care...

    • @noave621
      @noave621 Před 2 lety +7

      Math

  • @creativecipher
    @creativecipher Před 4 lety +35927

    If we had two suns there would probably be memes about how your shadow is less lonely than you.

  • @winglessangel
    @winglessangel Před 2 lety +3610

    being dropped alone in that ocean planet is the alternate version of hell

    • @Delightfully_Bitchy
      @Delightfully_Bitchy Před 2 lety +226

      If it means anything, you wouldn't suffer long.

    • @nguyenductien9098
      @nguyenductien9098 Před 2 lety +300

      you would be drowned way before any of the possible creatures there can approach you

    • @Hepex
      @Hepex Před 2 lety +218

      alternate version of subnautica*

    • @Disbelief_
      @Disbelief_ Před 2 lety +33

      @@nguyenductien9098 well if you had a piece of giant wood to be on or a life raft then you wouldnt drown

    • @sir_sack
      @sir_sack Před 2 lety +218

      @@Disbelief_ and why the hell would you have a random piece of wood?

  • @jaye3
    @jaye3 Před 2 lety +451

    How is multiple shadows supposed to be considered "impossible"?
    I mean sure, it would be a bit weird to suddenly have 2 suns in our sky, but even simply standing between two street lights has basically the same effect

    • @TrioArtsOfficial
      @TrioArtsOfficial Před 2 lety +59

      That’s what i was thinking too. Two shadows is definitely not impossible, and anyone who’s a fan of football has seen up to four shadows from a person at once. Smh

    • @orangecat9559
      @orangecat9559 Před 2 lety +33

      the fact that the planet orbits two stars is far more interesting than the two shadows thing, like how does it really orbit? one full circle on each star? or just a big one around both of the stars?

    • @d.k.5730
      @d.k.5730 Před 2 lety +6

      My opinion is.. That even if we would have two stars, we wouldn't have two shadows. The two stars have to be on opposite sites. When they are next to each other like in the video it would be one big light and not two.

    • @sillymnm9323
      @sillymnm9323 Před 2 lety +14

      @@orangecat9559 with binary star systems, the two stars actually orbit around eachother and then the planets orbit around their orbit

    • @Galiant2010
      @Galiant2010 Před 2 lety

      @@orangecat9559 A single sun's center of mass is naturally in the center of it. Two or more suns have a center point of mass between them. The planets orbit around that point.

  • @yaboicrowny5492
    @yaboicrowny5492 Před 2 lety +72

    "titan rains oil"
    Every Country : "Write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN I SAY."

  • @minisunflower9702
    @minisunflower9702 Před 4 lety +4011

    “Earth can’t have 2 shadows.”
    **Bathroom shadows offended**

    • @mia0721
      @mia0721 Před 4 lety +25

      Mini Sunflower シ yeahhh I was thinking the same thing

    • @richlyrich6547
      @richlyrich6547 Před 4 lety +51

      It makes no sense for it to be impossible

    • @ocio8329
      @ocio8329 Před 4 lety +129

      I mean, two natural shadows, but when there's soccer matches at night the players usually have 4 shadowss

    • @mirwais400
      @mirwais400 Před 4 lety +8

      @@ocio8329 thank you

    • @EchoC469
      @EchoC469 Před 4 lety +3

      Ive had 2 before from moon glare and hospital light

  • @13rontaro
    @13rontaro Před 2 lety +5199

    the more I learn about outer space, the more I realize what a gift our planet is.

  • @jamesbrierley8712
    @jamesbrierley8712 Před 2 lety +139

    “There is a planet that is a massive ocean”
    Subnautica players: •reaper flashbacks.

    • @SCP_Void_7274
      @SCP_Void_7274 Před 2 lety +7

      Even worse
      *ghost leviathan flashbacks

    • @memes5039
      @memes5039 Před 2 lety +2

      The noises it's back

    • @caydenpoteet
      @caydenpoteet Před 2 lety +1

      I was about to make a comment about this

    • @norana6405
      @norana6405 Před 2 lety +2

      I remember the war...

    • @crusadethugs9986
      @crusadethugs9986 Před 2 lety +3

      The screeches, they're coming back, get your stasis rifles bois.

  • @itsactualgold719
    @itsactualgold719 Před 2 lety +402

    "Mommy, I wanna fly like a bird!"
    "I'm sorry sweetie, its impossible to fly like a bird."
    Titan: "Hold my beer"

    • @ggboysclan-topic9179
      @ggboysclan-topic9179 Před 2 lety +3

      Lol

    • @shahzadasiddiquee1391
      @shahzadasiddiquee1391 Před 2 lety +4

      Yo mama so fat even titan fits on her mouth

    • @ggboysclan-topic9179
      @ggboysclan-topic9179 Před 2 lety +2

      @@shahzadasiddiquee1391 like yours but bigger

    • @alexandrup1078
      @alexandrup1078 Před 2 lety +3

      people keep using this "hold my beer" joke wrong. You're supposed to use it as a way when someone has more confidence to do something because of the alcohol. Like "I can ride that 100 meter wave too, hold my beer while i do it"

    • @greg6891
      @greg6891 Před 2 lety

      More like
      Phobos:hold my gravity

  • @oohsorry9584
    @oohsorry9584 Před 2 lety +1720

    How to fly.
    Step 1: Cover yourself in water.
    Step 2: Somehow travel to Titan
    Step 3: fly.

    • @xenoreal9743
      @xenoreal9743 Před 2 lety +104

      Instructions unclear I hit the ground and Died.

    • @jones.abraham
      @jones.abraham Před 2 lety +87

      @@xenoreal9743 U didnt turn off fall damage

    • @xenoreal9743
      @xenoreal9743 Před 2 lety +26

      @@jones.abraham :(

    • @thedictationofallah
      @thedictationofallah Před 2 lety +7

      imagine if titan is a desert. phoenix sc whould make something like that

    • @edianalejandro644
      @edianalejandro644 Před 2 lety +9

      I’m in hardcore mode is there a easy way without death?

  • @faxgirl4666
    @faxgirl4666 Před 4 lety +4115

    Everybody’s gangsta till it rains glass
    Sideways

    • @albetard7070
      @albetard7070 Před 4 lety +41

      Yeah that's gears of war

    • @allysonjung6871
      @allysonjung6871 Před 4 lety +8

      Or maybe rocks 😑

    • @IssaBuiltCivic
      @IssaBuiltCivic Před 4 lety +51

      Or when you go to a ocean planet with a sea creature probably as big as trumps wall

    • @naokibest4213
      @naokibest4213 Před 4 lety +12

      Ninjaghost420BP [ILXI] shit I’m good man I’m moving to Australia, it’s upside down..

    • @jacksonville431
      @jacksonville431 Před 4 lety +1

      Naoki Best ffuck you

  • @harshitpuri2804
    @harshitpuri2804 Před 2 lety +87

    Should we name the planet numbers or word?
    Astronauts: Yes.

    • @gummimaci
      @gummimaci Před rokem

      74 likes and no replies? lemme fix that

    • @Redisonthelaptop
      @Redisonthelaptop Před rokem

      @@gummimaci 74 likes and one replies? lemme fix that

  • @i.hateallofyou
    @i.hateallofyou Před 2 lety +287

    “39 humans long!”
    Man Americans will use nothing other then the standard measuring system

  • @deniselliana
    @deniselliana Před 4 lety +3502

    “earth has only 1 shadow “
    *soccer field lights intensify*

  • @sweuzed4558
    @sweuzed4558 Před 4 lety +8401

    astronomer: *sees new planet*
    also astronomer: *looks at ps4 gift card code* eh this is a good name

  • @BigboiiTone
    @BigboiiTone Před rokem +22

    As a Subnautica player I feel like I've already spent extended periods of time on terrifying water-covered planets.

  • @iKapJloc
    @iKapJloc Před 2 lety +29

    I guess "flying" on Titan will feel more like diving, with less outside pressure of course

  • @mays3728
    @mays3728 Před 4 lety +2356

    "If you were suddenly teleported to the surface of the planet"
    everybody gangsta until we start teleporting to kepler 16b

  • @kenuelvillodas8717
    @kenuelvillodas8717 Před 3 lety +2734

    Titan: has oil...
    US: “looks like Titan needs some freedom”

  • @lastarbiter6822
    @lastarbiter6822 Před rokem +79

    The whole thing about GJ1214-b having such a deep ocean and the idea of it possibly holding some crazy monsters in there reminds me of the game Barotrauma where you have to navigate the deep oceans of Europa and survive against the cold abyss, pressure, and alien underwater life forms.

    • @mackeyleighton9990
      @mackeyleighton9990 Před rokem +2

      It's weird how you mentioned Barotrauma instead of Subnautica, but hey, that's probably because you've never played it, and I also didn't.

    • @daft_mervy
      @daft_mervy Před rokem +1

      It makes me think of Iron Lung. That game was absolutely terrifying!

    • @trappist-1d587
      @trappist-1d587 Před 11 měsíci

      Uhm yeah, you ain't gonna mention Subnautica?
      I can already imagine people in the future with their ship and suddenly seeing a green beam and hearing a very lit music (abandon ship).

    • @lastarbiter6822
      @lastarbiter6822 Před 11 měsíci

      @@trappist-1d587 no

  • @riven8890
    @riven8890 Před 2 lety +36

    GJ1214-b be like: "Detecting multiple leviathan class predators in the area, are you sure whatever you are doing is worth it?"

    • @Cyborg_Lucas
      @Cyborg_Lucas Před 2 lety +1

      Yea pretty much just rename it to 4546B now we just need alterra and trans-govs lol

  • @rainopaino
    @rainopaino Před 7 lety +10184

    Imagine all this combined on one planet

    • @lordharambe5286
      @lordharambe5286 Před 7 lety +867

      rainopaino just shit my pants thinkin bout it

    • @MattGarcyaDC
      @MattGarcyaDC Před 7 lety +1174

      there's most likely a planet like that

    • @xxxswagmaster360noscopebla6
      @xxxswagmaster360noscopebla6 Před 7 lety +49

      FrostBite Claw nooo

    • @rambard5599
      @rambard5599 Před 7 lety +918

      Frostbite Claw A planet which is an immense ocean hundreds of kilometres deep, with two suns, one side always facing them at a scorching >2000ºC, and another side at a freezing -160ºC, in which rocks and glass alike rain sideways and there's such a large concentration of methane in the air that a spark could create a massive explosion? Yeah, right, exactly like Edmond, Oklahoma.

    • @anthonydraghi1768
      @anthonydraghi1768 Před 7 lety +116

      rainopaino there is probably a planet with all this combined

  • @calumhall6308
    @calumhall6308 Před 4 lety +14823

    Why are they making the planet names like a gift card code.

    • @masterpoio5861
      @masterpoio5861 Před 4 lety +534

      Maybe they are one...

    • @taj2906
      @taj2906 Před 4 lety +746

      because they are too many planets maybe.......

    • @taj2906
      @taj2906 Před 4 lety +89

      @America well thats what i think
      I am not talking
      about the big ones

    • @kodokuna.
      @kodokuna. Před 4 lety +94

      Tajrin Abdullah you’re right there over 7 trillion NOT HUGE PLANETS in the universe that we know

    • @ilovekanye8023
      @ilovekanye8023 Před 4 lety +40

      Tajrin Abdullah
      Cmon, don’t ruin the joke

  • @Sang_Sacre
    @Sang_Sacre Před 2 lety +7

    6:45 “Player has died experiencing kinetic energy”

  • @studlord9970
    @studlord9970 Před 2 lety +39

    If the two separate light sources are at similar angles then you would have multiple shadows, but if the separate light sources are at highly opposed angles, then you would have NO shadows, assuming the light sources are of comparable intensities.

  • @galorecross4605
    @galorecross4605 Před 2 lety +3148

    "There is oil in titan"
    Americans: pack your bags bois

  • @fatihaksu837
    @fatihaksu837 Před 7 lety +1064

    Who the fuck naming those planets?

    • @surperian4340
      @surperian4340 Před 7 lety +76

      burak kerten I don't know, but I think that whoever it is has a large storage of weed

    • @noahwilliams8996
      @noahwilliams8996 Před 7 lety +146

      Not who. What.
      There are so many known planets that coming up with creative names for them all isn't really possible. These names were generated.

    • @springdayisnottoday371
      @springdayisnottoday371 Před 7 lety +5

      Noah Williams you could name a planet Silent or Savnnah or Serious or The...

    • @FruitFrucht
      @FruitFrucht Před 7 lety +5

      All the Kepler Planets are named after the Kepler, the "camera-thingy" which discovered them. I think it's the same as the other stupid names.

    • @sarenareth689
      @sarenareth689 Před 7 lety +7

      Has to do with coordinates relative to us or other cosmic objects. What matters is that a computer can use the address in a handy way, not that the address has a fancy name.

  • @fettugenie749
    @fettugenie749 Před 2 lety +10

    imagine the constant reminder that you’re single and your shadow get’s more action than you

  • @fllv.
    @fllv. Před 2 lety +35

    "Titan Rains Oil"
    Americans : *proceeds to land on the moon with oil mines*

    • @FELLIIP3
      @FELLIIP3 Před 2 lety

      america is a continent

  • @kth_lithe460
    @kth_lithe460 Před 3 lety +4093

    so flying for humans isn’t technically impossible, we just live in the wrong planet

  • @JavienWashington
    @JavienWashington Před 7 lety +2365

    It's like these planets were named after super old graphics cards.

    • @blissurzu7216
      @blissurzu7216 Před 7 lety +5

      Javien Washington graphics card architecture better yet. Nvidia had the Kepler architecture.

    • @theguyyoucantstand6222
      @theguyyoucantstand6222 Před 7 lety +49

      Scientist:What do I call this planet? It's old as fuck and looks hot like a dragon's lair or some shit.
      Whoever's in charge of the names: Zotac GTX 580 AMP2! Edition

    • @dimitrigerogiannis8001
      @dimitrigerogiannis8001 Před 7 lety +50

      TheGuyYouCantStand You tried to be funny...

    • @bogroman13
      @bogroman13 Před 7 lety +46

      Yeah, also the ones "living" on Titan should make a video card called GTX EARTH XP.

    • @ElasticoOFCL
      @ElasticoOFCL Před 7 lety +2

      And up to date Motherboards

  • @mrfatratera3778
    @mrfatratera3778 Před 2 lety +35

    Its not impossible to have 2 shadows, actually its really easy you just need 2 flashlights and a dark room.

  • @sampsqwantch4612
    @sampsqwantch4612 Před rokem +5

    that was a shockingly abrupt ending lol

    • @toh786
      @toh786 Před rokem +2

      That is what I was thinking. Did this video get cut at some point?

    • @VonHohenstaufen
      @VonHohenstaufen Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@toh786Yes.

  • @Ace-lp1rf
    @Ace-lp1rf Před 7 lety +1795

    Oil Planet: I need someone to talk to.
    America: On my way, holy shit!

  • @eijijimenez3536
    @eijijimenez3536 Před 4 lety +2617

    *Astronaut: Discovers a new planet*
    *Keyboard; Ah shit, here we go again*

  • @pavel6718
    @pavel6718 Před 2 lety +24

    Imagine getting a weight tied to your leg and dropped on the planet full of water.. would you down first ? Or would something lurking on there kill you (despite that the water is toxic)

    • @noodle6828
      @noodle6828 Před 2 lety +6

      Or would the pure pressure crush your body before you could even think about breathing

    • @vulcanraven9701
      @vulcanraven9701 Před 2 lety

      Pavel: that is the most interesting planet of those listed imo. But if it has life that'd be cool

    • @shahzadasiddiquee1391
      @shahzadasiddiquee1391 Před 2 lety

      Both are terrific

  • @tabalugadragon3555
    @tabalugadragon3555 Před 2 lety +4

    Why does the video end so abruptly?

  • @bluejeanmeanie
    @bluejeanmeanie Před 4 lety +1588

    “my ice is only cold :(“
    -Earth 2019

  • @komradeashraf8637
    @komradeashraf8637 Před 4 lety +2812

    NASA: *finds another planet*
    Keyboard: *chuckles, im in danger*

    • @SolgerLemp
      @SolgerLemp Před 4 lety +15

      huh ?

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585 Před 4 lety +95

      SolgerLemp ok let me explain
      So everyone think scientists bash the keyboard to name a planet,so yea

    • @Equa11ysurl
      @Equa11ysurl Před 4 lety +92

      Keyboard: o no it’s coming
      Person typing: *37394749383&;8;7;3&29:7:838398/&:8382IedDISISNDIDUSISO*
      Person typing: Perfect.

    • @NoclipOZ
      @NoclipOZ Před 4 lety +45

      Daddy when I grow up I'll name my star hrt-626337818254grbdsuwkly

    • @cryptical3236
      @cryptical3236 Před 4 lety +42

      Solar system: has normal names
      anything else on space: *HIU-SPACE97823-COMSPACE-938*

  • @keyoia
    @keyoia Před 2 lety +8

    why is no one talking about the names give to the planets? mans was tired and just smashed his keyboard lmfao

  • @rancejackson7687
    @rancejackson7687 Před 2 lety +14

    A planet with more shadows. Someone call Peter pan and tell him we found his dream planet

  • @raf221
    @raf221 Před 7 lety +2321

    Titan is full of oil
    **whisper** it makes cars go
    USA 👀

    • @thepixelatedpug8952
      @thepixelatedpug8952 Před 7 lety +30

      raf221 Ayyy
      Bill wurtz!

    • @michaelangello1327
      @michaelangello1327 Před 7 lety +22

      I'm just thinking, if Titan has lot of Gas and Oil and someone tries to light up something.... Kaboom?

    • @RAKITHA9
      @RAKITHA9 Před 7 lety +49

      Michael Angello they have a no smoking sign up for visiting aliens

    • @shenanigansandstuff1656
      @shenanigansandstuff1656 Před 7 lety +26

      HI I JUST SENT YOU A MESSAGE FROM FAR AWAY
      *technology is going to go crazy*

    • @liur740
      @liur740 Před 7 lety +7

      Michael Angello well since it's so cold, HOW DO YOU EVEN MAKE FIRE THERE????

  • @Skyman-xb8gt
    @Skyman-xb8gt Před 4 lety +2060

    Titan: US, come over
    US: I can’t, it’s too cold
    Titan: it rains oil
    US: It does W H A T N O W ?

  • @stevex03
    @stevex03 Před 2 lety +2

    " there's oil and gas in titan"
    USA: "sounds like they need some freedom over there"

  • @lenoxnd1307
    @lenoxnd1307 Před rokem +4

    Did the video always just abruptly cut like that at the end? It feels like there’s an entire minute missing from the video

    • @TheOnlyWally
      @TheOnlyWally Před rokem

      Glad I'm not the only one who noticed lmao

  • @JakeLuden
    @JakeLuden Před 4 lety +2176

    “Man it’s so hot today...”
    *this planet rains glass sideways*
    “You know maybe it’s not so bad out today”

  • @tristanz4235
    @tristanz4235 Před 4 lety +2040

    I can’t even imagine what Scientists name their kids...
    “Come here Plonk28372”

  • @yukiii5959
    @yukiii5959 Před 2 lety +20

    “rains glass sideways”
    **INTENSE SQUID GAME GLASS BRIDGE SCENE**

  • @g4ym3ch4n1c
    @g4ym3ch4n1c Před 2 lety +17

    no one:
    Titan: is called Titan
    Marvel fans: * Vietnam war flashbacks *

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer Před 3 lety +5310

    How to name planets: smash your head on the keyboard.

  • @flakcannonhans6170
    @flakcannonhans6170 Před 4 lety +1438

    Imagine lighting a cigarette on Titan
    The entire universe: *explodes*

    • @alexandertwol
      @alexandertwol Před 4 lety +45

      Zach Alt the second Big Bang?

    • @Hasnain1F
      @Hasnain1F Před 4 lety +17

      @@alexandertwol The first "big bang" wasn't big, nor was it a bang.

    • @harrywalton2517
      @harrywalton2517 Před 4 lety +10

      Oil doesn’t ignite

    • @bee-ud6zu
      @bee-ud6zu Před 4 lety +9

      Hasnain Nazeer not only are you wrong, you’re stupid.

    • @maxime9006
      @maxime9006 Před 4 lety +15

      Hasnain Nazeer The universe expanded trillions of miles in seconds. If that’s not big I don’t know what is.

  • @stevecouldbeme9288
    @stevecouldbeme9288 Před 2 lety +2

    6:14
    America: Looks like we're going on a little space trip, men!!

  • @its_me_angelie4956
    @its_me_angelie4956 Před rokem +3

    6:17:
    *IS THAT OIL ?!?!!? RAHHHHH TITAN NEEDS FREEDOM 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +1947

    Scientist: Hey, name this planet.
    Raging gamer: *Slams face into the keyboard*
    Scientist: That'll do. Thanks.

    • @antoniasalinas513
      @antoniasalinas513 Před 3 lety +33

      Oh hi, Mustache-less Guy.

    • @Oof_2nd
      @Oof_2nd Před 3 lety +41

      HOW ARE YOU EVERY WHERE!?!?

    • @polemistis8812
      @polemistis8812 Před 3 lety +3

      u r literally on every video of this youtube cahnnel wtf

    • @rebix6848
      @rebix6848 Před 3 lety +4

      Have you watched every single video on CZcams?

    • @rebix6848
      @rebix6848 Před 3 lety +3

      @Kasai K, I'm scared now...

  • @starlightbobo7293
    @starlightbobo7293 Před 4 lety +574

    Titan: *have lots of oil.*
    US: *Heavy Breathing*

  • @gnarlymarlz7063
    @gnarlymarlz7063 Před 2 lety +5

    Something I don’t understand is how do astronomers and scientists know how hot a planet is and know what the weather is like there just from looking at a telescope and just remember these planets would be SOOOOOO far away I just don’t get how they know this

  • @HaphazardDisastard
    @HaphazardDisastard Před rokem +2

    I love planetary astronomy like this! It's so fascinating.

  • @laxd6320
    @laxd6320 Před 6 lety +18365

    hey we found a planet! what should we name it?
    *smashes head on keyboard* perfect

  • @celinqq6591
    @celinqq6591 Před 4 lety +1171

    If 2 suns exist:
    Antarctica: I don’t feel so good

    • @wewontgiveup6079
      @wewontgiveup6079 Před 4 lety +56

      Humans exist
      Antartica: id rathee have another sun

    • @Kian_0708
      @Kian_0708 Před 4 lety +15

      Antarctica won’t be so lonely anymore since everybody would be flocking there to flee from the heat

    • @andycole366
      @andycole366 Před 4 lety +2

      @@wewontgiveup6079 give up hippie.

    • @zaraxx8757
      @zaraxx8757 Před 4 lety +1

      Celinqq Donald trump still wouldn't think the ice is melting

    • @gouthamkumar1750
      @gouthamkumar1750 Před 4 lety

      @@wewontgiveup6079 lol

  • @nobodyasked3937
    @nobodyasked3937 Před 2 lety +4

    Video: “A planet just completely made of water”
    Subnautica players: *Just like the simulations*

  • @xiled2909
    @xiled2909 Před 2 lety +2

    Who else was soo confused when the video abruptly stopped

  • @shrappnel21
    @shrappnel21 Před 4 lety +859

    "Rains glass...
    Me: Oh o-
    _...s i d e w a y s"_
    *anxiety intensifies*

  • @norky6197
    @norky6197 Před 4 lety +1333

    Video: We have only 1 shadow!
    Me standing in middle of two lamps: *Im 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

    • @tjvlogging5175
      @tjvlogging5175 Před 4 lety +42

      Me standing in the middle of 8 lamps:Amateur

    • @mutedwoodlands
      @mutedwoodlands Před 4 lety +33

      Me standing in between 15 lamps: Don’t test me mortals

    • @avalokitesvara1989
      @avalokitesvara1989 Před 4 lety +7

      The comment I was looking for.

    • @nix.i
      @nix.i Před 4 lety +26

      *Me standing between 30*
      I am the black hole.

    • @dist-arab4777
      @dist-arab4777 Před 4 lety +12

      *ME STANDING BETWEEN 60 LAMPS* *AMATEURS*

  • @emptyroomxgaming
    @emptyroomxgaming Před rokem +1

    I love how abruptly it ends

  • @_lucian891
    @_lucian891 Před 2 lety +3

    Can u do another one of these it was really interesting and cool! 🙏

  • @KnownNiche1999
    @KnownNiche1999 Před 7 lety +3432

    "titan's 20% has more oil and gas than Earth.
    USA: *TRIGGERED*

    • @alonelyperson6031
      @alonelyperson6031 Před 7 lety +363

      Let's give it a taste of freedom

    • @SynisterFour
      @SynisterFour Před 7 lety +114

      DEM COMMIE TITANIANS GOT OIL !!!

    • @jz1578
      @jz1578 Před 7 lety +10

      Lol

    • @elasolezito
      @elasolezito Před 7 lety +108

      USA: Challenge accepted ! **world watches as Matt Damon skyjumps with a 'Murican flag...
      FUCK YEA !!!

    • @dylancain3934
      @dylancain3934 Před 7 lety +122

      The US will attempt to invade it soon.

  • @rganwinoj9973
    @rganwinoj9973 Před 3 lety +2382

    “You would think that you could only have 1 shadow”
    Me who walks between two lampposts: my goals are beyond your understanding

    • @NurseSnow2U
      @NurseSnow2U Před 3 lety +16

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ameliarodriguez7667
      @ameliarodriguez7667 Před 3 lety +48

      this comment is underrated

    • @phulkumarlama8585
      @phulkumarlama8585 Před 3 lety +24

      @Jayden Ta me who can make 23 shadows gathering all the light sources in my house

    • @JETS5
      @JETS5 Před 3 lety +15

      Me who can 1523 shadows in my dreams: *BRAIN SIZE OOF*

    • @Jaishreeram19
      @Jaishreeram19 Před 3 lety +9

      Me inside a stadium:lmao,kid..!

  • @misterkrab5650
    @misterkrab5650 Před rokem

    I miss this kind of video from RLL. Short, yet very informative and on point. Unlike today super long and too many segways.

  • @Cyborg_Lucas
    @Cyborg_Lucas Před 2 lety +2

    Him :what fantastical MONSTERS would be lurking there if you CRASH LANDED your ship? Me: reapers, chelicerates, sea dragon, gargantuan, ghost leviathan, JUST TO NAME A FEW

  • @safi3968
    @safi3968 Před 3 lety +1969

    "Titan rains oil"
    Me: "One lighter is all I need"

    • @IsmaelFelmban
      @IsmaelFelmban Před 2 lety +99

      bro thats gotta be an illegal idea

    • @umwhatamIdoinghere
      @umwhatamIdoinghere Před 2 lety +56

      @Jayden Jester unfortunately I don't think lighting a fire there would have the effect we are all imagining. I think the fuel would be running a little too rich.

    • @IMSimplySuperior
      @IMSimplySuperior Před 2 lety +106

      @@umwhatamIdoinghere true, also I don't think there's any oxygen there so it's impossible to make a fire unless you urself somehow supply oxygen to it but as soon as you stop then it would stop burning

    • @dolebiscuit
      @dolebiscuit Před 2 lety +10

      As previously stated, there's not enough oxygen to cause combustion on Titan. So no fire hazard.

    • @legendaryhuntertutorialsti6713
      @legendaryhuntertutorialsti6713 Před 2 lety

      I actually would think that it would cover the lighter enough that it would drench the lighter and make it not work

  • @johnj4011
    @johnj4011 Před 3 lety +1821

    Earth: Water Covers 70% of my surface :D
    GJ1214-b: *Pathetic.*

  • @jmahrandrew3956
    @jmahrandrew3956 Před 2 lety

    I enjoyed this video so much!

  • @inesvandevelde1801
    @inesvandevelde1801 Před 2 lety +3

    I can’t even fathom how they got this information, let alone fathom what else might be out there.

  • @veloticzx2803
    @veloticzx2803 Před 5 lety +3202

    Normal person: What should we name this planet we just found?
    Astronomer: What was my roblox password again? Ah, yes.

    • @catcontentstudios6189
      @catcontentstudios6189 Před 5 lety +96

      Velotic ZX D-1563527266273-XD

    • @elay_804
      @elay_804 Před 5 lety +15

      Good joke man😂😂

    • @100ksubscriberwithnovideos8
      @100ksubscriberwithnovideos8 Před 5 lety +4

      😂😂😂

    • @sythlorde
      @sythlorde Před 4 lety +32

      dude, no one has time to be nerds and name planets
      everytime a scientist names a planet after something they like, like a greek god or an egyptian pharaoh, the regular people shout about illuminattiii and other retarded concepts... so the code is all you get . good.

    • @MaesReverie
      @MaesReverie Před 4 lety +50

      @@sythlorde r/whoooosh

  • @the4006
    @the4006 Před 5 lety +1777

    Titan: *Has oil*
    *Americans arrive*
    Thanos: Titan was like any other planet...

    • @puneethsadaram
      @puneethsadaram Před 5 lety +11

      WeAreTheDmitri titans not a planet tho😂

    • @HarambaeXelonmuskfans
      @HarambaeXelonmuskfans Před 5 lety +5

      Dead meme fuck you

    • @soggybread4614
      @soggybread4614 Před 5 lety +2

      Music - GACHA LIFE woh chill dude

    • @discontinuedchannel4544
      @discontinuedchannel4544 Před 5 lety +6

      ATOM More offence? Well fuck! I ain’t overweight! I’m underweight. If you can’t respect us, we won’t respect you! Stop assuming this shit you worthless rag! I bet when you begged for that 1.00 Barbie doll that comes with a damn race car!
      Get to it! Clearly, we’re humans. We’re all the same thing just live in different places. What? You haven’t heard of respect? Guess what, respect is something your NOT doing right now. I would respect you if you didn’t god damn insult my country. Yea, Maybe I have anger issues or a short temper, but at least I have some common sense!
      If you didn’t know, there is much larger people is different countries. America isn’t first, and probably will never be first.
      America has enough to feed its country, and some take that too hard and get larger. But let me say, just because they’re big does not me you have to insult them for it! Imagine, they’re probably depressed or angry! So if you would mind, how would you like it if some random internet guy insulted you for your appearance/weight?

    • @gmbtgmng
      @gmbtgmng Před 4 lety +6

      @@discontinuedchannel4544 well said, I agree I hate when people say all Americans are overweight, also just like you I'm also underweight

  • @jean-paulaudette9246
    @jean-paulaudette9246 Před rokem +8

    I would like to see a diagram of the orbit of Kepler-16b. I've always wondered how the orbittal path around a binary star would go.

    • @Bennnnnnnski
      @Bennnnnnnski Před 9 měsíci

      I'm no physicist but it could be pretty normal (elliptical). This is my somewhat educated guess but take it with a pinch of salt.
      The stars and planets all orbit around the centre of mass of the whole 2 star + planet system, and the stars likely have high mass relative to the planet so the stars orbit a point between them, therefore the planet orbits that point between the stars as if it was a single star with the combined mass of both stars.
      Unless the planet is very close to the stars then this would likely be a wide (and pretty regular) elliptical orbit

  • @arclight4600
    @arclight4600 Před 2 lety +2

    2:03
    RealLifeLore: Who knows what can be lurkind down there if you crash landed your spaceship there.
    Me: sEbNauTiCa

  • @twinasians6551
    @twinasians6551 Před 4 lety +1710

    Why can’t they actually name planets like they do in Star Wars? 😂😂😂

    • @King-mj2bn
      @King-mj2bn Před 4 lety +81

      It'd get pretty old after the first 10,000 or so

    • @StrikaAmaru
      @StrikaAmaru Před 4 lety +128

      They get a fancy name when we go live on them.

    • @EddieMoonWalker
      @EddieMoonWalker Před 4 lety +28

      there is one planet called Tatooine, i believe its orbitting a double star.....

    • @masterpoio5861
      @masterpoio5861 Před 4 lety +3

      Because the movies are trash

    • @sppender8099
      @sppender8099 Před 4 lety

      They name the planets like they name SCPs

  • @nowajishmuhtadee6802
    @nowajishmuhtadee6802 Před 2 lety +2349

    Scientists naming Planets in our solar system : "I am gonna name it as something beautiful and majestic, like Venus"
    Also them naming planets outside the solar system: " *Bangs keyboard mercilessly*

  • @Your_Man_Toucan
    @Your_Man_Toucan Před 2 lety +3

    1:35
    Yes, I love the fact that I can hold the Earth in my fingers

  • @Kaxofier
    @Kaxofier Před 2 lety

    This is my favorite video especially the sideways glass tornado (and ice7)

  • @yoda50yearsago99
    @yoda50yearsago99 Před 4 lety +901

    “this planet is completely covered in water”
    “What would happen if you accidentally crash landed your ship there?”
    *subnautica intensifies*

    • @Jay2480
      @Jay2480 Před 4 lety +6

      Yes

    • @TimotheeLafleur
      @TimotheeLafleur Před 4 lety +23

      You're like the kid in class that stole my answer when she asked what our favorite food was

    • @Spladoinkal
      @Spladoinkal Před 4 lety +9

      You beat me to it. When he talked about creatures that may be lurking there Injust thought of the reaper leviathan

    • @winniethepooh2941
      @winniethepooh2941 Před 4 lety +4

      The planet with one side hot should be called sunbeam

    • @tomh7995
      @tomh7995 Před 4 lety +1

      Omg yes

  • @dadjoke5446
    @dadjoke5446 Před 4 lety +1697

    Astronomer: What should we name the next planet?
    **looks at HP printer name**
    Perfect

    • @Dafunny.
      @Dafunny. Před 4 lety +67

      What should we name the next planet
      Rages on game and hits keyboard
      Perfect

    • @tokyomacko4138
      @tokyomacko4138 Před 4 lety +68

      Astronomer: Oooh A planet, What should we name it?
      NASA Intern: *Looks at WiFi Password*
      Perfect.

    • @maki-roll5416
      @maki-roll5416 Před 4 lety +5

      I'm pretty sure you copied this one

    • @2pop39
      @2pop39 Před 4 lety +8

      Noob 9281 shut your hater ass up

    • @boiustoius7023
      @boiustoius7023 Před 4 lety +5

      Anti Gaming your*

  • @furious.nullified
    @furious.nullified Před 2 lety +3

    Me who has seen 3 shadows of mine: My goals are beyond your understandings

  • @beedaweirdo
    @beedaweirdo Před 2 lety +2

    Titan: *has oil
    Americans: *its free real estate*

  • @noxman1138
    @noxman1138 Před 4 lety +808

    When your shadow has a better relationship than you

  • @siddhoot
    @siddhoot Před 4 lety +594

    Titan: **exists**
    USA: aight folks, pack your bags, we’re going to titan

  • @StormerrXI
    @StormerrXI Před 2 lety +1

    I like how this video is old but the thumbnail got updated

  • @bobyg6365
    @bobyg6365 Před 2 lety +1

    Just imagine, waking up in an ocean, going up to the surface, looking around and seeing nothing for miles, just a gray cloudy sky

  • @TGMS77
    @TGMS77 Před 4 lety +1765

    Astronomer: But why, honey?
    His wife: JARED I'M NOT LETTING YOU CALL OUR CHILD JL-9301

  • @andreaandrea2277
    @andreaandrea2277 Před 3 lety +1591

    Imagine what kind of creatures live in that whole water planet

    • @Ulissescars
      @Ulissescars Před 3 lety +134

      Actually, we don't even know if there is life in those planets...

    • @jamiel8288
      @jamiel8288 Před 3 lety +535

      @@Ulissescars we also don’t know there isn’t, so don’t be boring :P

    • @rexosaurus3610
      @rexosaurus3610 Před 3 lety +40

      my favorite is A T O M

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx Před 3 lety +20

      Imagine it’s none, lol.

    • @BILLYdaGOAT-rd5im
      @BILLYdaGOAT-rd5im Před 3 lety +100

      Don't worry someone has to pull a subnautica and go to that planet(but it could be years from now)

  • @jimwalling8105
    @jimwalling8105 Před 2 lety

    This video is out of this world

  • @itzkingcringe
    @itzkingcringe Před rokem +3

    well, that ended abruptly

  • @ciphererrortale
    @ciphererrortale Před 2 lety +605

    *Titan has tons of oil*
    America: it’s mine

    • @scarlettwitch1472
      @scarlettwitch1472 Před 2 lety +6

      Was this pun intended?

    • @GuiltyCash
      @GuiltyCash Před 2 lety +3

      @@scarlettwitch1472 indeed.

    • @joey104102
      @joey104102 Před 2 lety +2

      This comment format is so played out... not funny or clever

    • @JMW-vq2uo
      @JMW-vq2uo Před 2 lety +2

      I was HOPING to see a comment like this 💀

  • @junoketchup7981
    @junoketchup7981 Před 4 lety +384

    Titan: *has oil*
    USA : *it's free real estate*
    Titan: _Saturn, I don't feel so good..._

    • @Zaulhunter
      @Zaulhunter Před 4 lety

      Hi, I'm Totoro haha

    • @rl3.073
      @rl3.073 Před 4 lety +2

      USA: titan is hiding “nuclear weapons” let’s send space troops down there because it’s not any of our business.

    • @ridge9246
      @ridge9246 Před 4 lety

      @Ali Balta lmao

    • @el_jay83
      @el_jay83 Před 4 lety

      Titan needs karen

    • @nickpaschentis5284
      @nickpaschentis5284 Před 4 lety

      Purge the Xenos.

  • @aryansatvati4161
    @aryansatvati4161 Před 2 lety

    It was very interesting thank you for making this video🤔❤❤

  • @jelle2306
    @jelle2306 Před 2 lety +4

    If you haven't seen 2 shadows you haven't lived just stand between 2 lamps in the night, boom 2 lightsources 2 shadows snh