"Mike, are you being chased by wolves?" "No, I'm freaking out because all of you look exactly like me. I'm naked because it's Thursday. Plus the flakka."
And pulls off the grizzled EMS veteran in a way the laymen in the crowd get exactly what is happening without being in the field. Im sure he is marvelous with patients in real life. Seriously, dude is sooo good.
Looked it up and it causes hallucinations, paranoia, psychosis, and delirium. So likely the wolves was a really good guess based on how he keeps sneaking around and peeking around things.
@@inbarr1937since nobody else was actually specific. But still assuming you figured it out anyway- "dropped" quite literally just means "took/ingested" in this context.
My dad was a paramedic, he is 55 now, I show him this channel and he cries with laughter. Thanks for these, they create awesome evenings with my old man.
Lol. Many of my "sentences I thought I'd never hear" are things I said with major migraine brain fog being repeated back to me for hilarity. Plug in cooler (fridge), triangle tomato (pizza), mouth pitchfork (fork- yes I forgot fork but could remember pitchfork).... Thankfully my partner was able to translate "hot triangle tomato" into "please heat me up some pizza".
I appreciate how committed he is to the bit. He'll be finding Cheerios for the next couple of weeks but he went for it anyway. Thank you for your service, Jason
Yeah. You can drop down for a few seconds to a minute and then launch back up if something registers your attention enough. Ie: my boyfriend asking a stupid science question. Felt like one of those crater creating superman landings, I answered perfectly, and then two breaths after i finished I got launched back to space
@@SilverDeer57 nah. THC is high enough now that you can actually induce a psychotic episode with enough. You need a lot of strong shit, and it's temporary, but it happens. Lot of documentation on it now. E: pretty sure I was shadow banned after this lol. Can't reply no matter how I phrase anything. Anyway, I'd encourage people to look at the fact sheet from Yale that gives a pretty good rundown on the research.
I was looking for this comment because the video info was covering up all the parentheticals, to the point I couldn’t read them even when it was paused.😂
@@garrickparsons9077 I was infantry in the army, and considering it was the single funniest job i ever had when it wasn't terrible i don't think there's a "personality type." These types of jobs teach stress inoculation, lightning-fast observational skills, and you work with a tight nit group of guys in all these types of jobs. So you have a bunch of relatively smart and quick-witted dudes with almost no fear fighting to tell the joke that makes them king for the next 10 minutes. Thats a recipe for endless jokes in every single situation.
In my work I occasionally get to interact with the FR people and I love getting them going on stories. If it wasn't for stupid people doing stupid things to themselves they'd have no work 90% of the time.
I listened to this with the audio off bc im around other people and yet you're so good at changing your body language (and I've seen so many of your other videos) that I can just *hear* the different characters in my head. Truly impressive. Good job
And remember, my children....if you find yourself in a situation involving illicit drug use gone wrong, tell the police nothing but tell the EMT everything. And don't be afraid to call it in if your buddy or somebody you know is overdosing or having a potentially bad reaction. Do the right thing and get them help, please.
I can't like this enough. PLEASE get help. My brother died of a seizure at a party full of people. Rumor has it (because it's been 18 years and we'll never know the full truth) that there were drugs and there was definitely underage drinking, so they were afraid to call 9-1-1. If someone had called he may have lived. He wasn't doing drugs or drinking. (I saw his toxicology report.) He stopped breathing when he had seizures. No one helped him start breathing again. 😭
@@brookiebakerie I'd guess that calling 911 and simply describing what can be ascertained of the person's condition is sufficient. Any mention of what may have caused it is unnecessary. I'm shocked that no one had enough training or good sense to attempt CPR when it was obvious your brother wasn't breathing. Is it no longer taught to middle and high school students?
@@moonrock41 Not really. I got that training first in Boy Scouts, later from local Red Cross and later still for health care worker. (Of course I'm a bit of a geezer at this point.)
There’s something reassuring to know paramedics do this kind of stuff at work. Like, they just fully know what they’re doing, so they don’t have to constantly focus. When my grandma died I got there before they had left with her and I saw the driver smile a bit. It just made me think, they’re already on the next thing, they have done this so many times and they’re going to take care of her and take her where she needs to be.
Agreed! Paramedics are so much better at dealing with situations like this than cops. They know what they’re doing. If the cops get there first, the guy is definitely getting tazed and/or offed.
K I can’t decide. Is the hilarious text descriptions, the facial expressions, the awesome way he re enacts these scenes for us… it’s all so freaking great 😂😂
For real tho lol. “Mike” just has a child like reaction lol. It also reminds me of an alien and humans just trying to assure it that we aren’t a threat lol
I have been a chronic depressive for 50 years but this guy always helps me see the funny side of life, he truly does lighten my day for which i will be forever grateful. Thanks Buddy.
@@monicaparker4922 it's also terrible for your health long term, it's too limited in vitamins and nutrients. Plus, that amount of meat is terrible for your heart and arteries. As a person who also deals with chronic depression, I believe a healthy diet can be of some help, along with exercise, therapy, and medication if you need it. But I would never recommend the carnivore diet to anyone for any reason, period.
This guy never ceases to amaze me. It’s like he’s cataloged and made videos of my entire 18yr career as a Paramedic. I see this videos have a quick flash back and start giggling.
eh, films aren't that absolute peak that every acting person should aspire to. This guy is great, and he deserves to be in any sort of media he would have interest to try!
Stimulant, naked, and paranoa inducing hallucinations is a pretty distinct symptom combination. I'm more impressed that he guessed the hallucinations right.
I have watched this so many times because the audio quality when he says “You see them too” it just looks so smooth, I think? It’s just really something
Dude you are a fantastic comedian. These skits kill me, I love all of them and I hope you never stop. The acting is so on point and the captions too! So good
Hell, if you’re related to an EMT/first responder/firefighter/etc their stories become off the hook to tell others!! As my father (retired firefighter) said, “If I put everything that happened to me in a book, it would get labeled as fiction. Cause shit was f$&king weird, even if it was daily normal for me.” And he was right, people wouldn’t believe it was real. I only did cause I happen to see chunks of the weirdness. Fun real stuff…
But be prepared to hear some extremely sad and traumatizing stories. They often reach a point where their threshold for trauma gets so high because they've seen so much that they forget that the average person can't handle it. Also gallows humor can sound callous to a lot of people but it's a coping mechanism for them.
Reminds me of a patient we use to get dispatched to on a pretty regular basis. Whenever I was field training a new employee I would get really giddy when his address was dispatched and then stage in the perfect spot without telling why I was staging a bit closer than you typically would. Then the only thing I would tell them was, "keep your eyes on the front door of that house". Every time like clockwork soon as the first PD vehicles pulled down the block the front door would swing open and the patient would do the birthday suit sprint down the block with multiple officers reluctantly chasing after him trying to corral him without having to tackle or touch him too much. The faces of the countless FNG's experiencing that for the first time was always priceless! 😂😂🤣🤣☠️☠️
We have a storewide bingo card at my work. A supermarket. I’m in the Starbucks area. We recently added ‘wolf child’ to it, for when toddlers discover the produce section echos. We had a little girl sit down by the tomatoes, and howl. Easiest Code Adam we’ve ever had (“four year old girl in a pink, strawberry-patterned dress, and snowboots, with brown hair” “just follow the shrill wolf howls. We can see her by the tomato bin.”)
@@katherinek2709 i used to be that kid back in the early 2000s. i'm ashamed of my behavior as an adult that's worked in a grocery store now, to say the very least.
@@icarusbinns3156 That is awesome. I can see my nephew trying out the echos like that.😂 When my son was roughly that age, he figured out he could easily walk under the warehouse shelving at IKEA. I would have had to half crawl to follow so I had to run around the end of it to catch up with him. By the time I did catch up with him, he was hugging a lady around her knees. I learned to get over my shyness very quickly with a child like him! "He just wanted to show you he loved you."
Dude your an expert with throwing these personalities around and doing the roles of multiple people, I love your edibles skit with the guy who thought he was a cow and pretty much everything you do bruh I know people gotta be going through some real shit out there and your really capping there days off better or helping them individuals get through. 💪🏽👍🏽
"not enough talking" absolutely killed me. Probs because I've been that person who wouldn't shut up after, ahem, doing some stuff. But I never bugged any paramedics with unwanted cardio, promise! I kept allllll the unwanted cardio to meselves
He never sleeps, he says that he will never die, he dances in the costume of a fireman and a doctor, and his subscribers love him, and he says that he will never die.
You are so brilliant with these creative videos that one almost believes that u have different people playing the parts. Thank you for making them, and all the hard work that goes into them.
I struggle to grasp the fact that this man can literally put on a hat, change his posture, and I think it’s a new character. Truly amazing and mind blowing how you can have/ be so many characters in a single scene
@@thisiswhatilike54 He also slouches, and acts like a country bumpkin in the Big City. Which he technically is, but he plays into the stereotype. Superman is a great actor.
"Mike, are you being chased by wolves?"
"No, I'm freaking out because all of you look exactly like me. I'm naked because it's Thursday. Plus the flakka."
* Insert lego batman laugh here *
Lmaooo 😂
The unemployed friend on a Thursday
Old roommate from across town: Hey, I though naked Thursdays was our thing!
“Thuuuuurrrsay”
It's already a bad sign for Mike that the paramedics know him by name.
Knew him by name and habits. Defintiely a sign hes not having a good time recently.
Sounds like a frequent flyer to me!
@saundraway2424 Yep
Yep. Unless you are chronically ill, it's definitely not a good thing.
@@clarencejacobowitz640more like he has "good times" WAY too often.
He's honestly an amazing actor. Well done
And pulls off the grizzled EMS veteran in a way the laymen in the crowd get exactly what is happening without being in the field. Im sure he is marvelous with patients in real life. Seriously, dude is sooo good.
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He reminds me a lot of an ex 😂 except, this man is actually having a positive impact in my life with his msgs 😇
Who? There is like 3-4 guys in the short...
@@blacktor1278 they're all the same person
Wait - thinking you’re being chased by wolves is common with that drug? That’s insanely specific. 😂
It may just be hallucinations in general.
extreme paranoia is a side effect and from what i’ve heard, its universal that they think someone/something is chasing them
Uh- what’s floka?
@@waverlyglenn9964 the street name for it is bath salts, it’s basically like lab made crack cocaine but stronger
Looked it up and it causes hallucinations, paranoia, psychosis, and delirium. So likely the wolves was a really good guess based on how he keeps sneaking around and peeking around things.
I never wanted to see a naked dude who dropped bath salts chased by a paramedic, but here we are
what does the "dropped bath salts" mean? idk if it's something in English I don't get or just missed something in the video lol
Injested or inhaled @@inbarr1937
@@inbarr1937 the drugs he took
@@DragonZerul ah ok thanks, google said it was a combination of crack and meth or something
@@inbarr1937since nobody else was actually specific. But still assuming you figured it out anyway- "dropped" quite literally just means "took/ingested" in this context.
The chemistry between yourself, you, and you, is incredible
agreed.
I legitimately forget it's literally the same guy in every shot. He's a master of being someone else.
😂😂😂
😂🤣 this needs more likes lol
don't forget the two wolves inside him
“probably bath salts”
“gotta be bath salts”
“oh it’s bath salts”
“FLAKKA!”
“….knew it”
thankfully not kidney stones homeless guy had his face ripped off by person high on that
@@davidcedergren8105what 😟
@@Jared_the_silverback search it up
tbf, they're fairly similar, and the treatment's the same. so points for proximity
@@davidcedergren8105 ... You sound like you've seen some shit, man.
“Birthday suit sprint”🤣🤣🤣🤣I CANT!!!!
(Birthday suit slide)
Don't forget (unwanted cardio), (cheerio distraction), (more unwanted cardio).
The "stage directions" on these are glorious.
I lost it on "unwanted cardio"
@@victorianicholls3991 dude, I can hear that through the phone....ouch...
Your ability to play different characters and have them come off as not being done by just you is amazing.
The man's a regular American rakugo actor, I swear.
In this one I found myself starting to wonder how all the different guys have the same sounding voice......
Oh yeah, They are all actually just him😂
100% 100% agree! 🐐
He is really expressive and he looks really into it.
Him and waiter guy need to figure something out.
My dad was a paramedic, he is 55 now, I show him this channel and he cries with laughter. Thanks for these, they create awesome evenings with my old man.
55 is *not* old! 🤦♀️😂
Beautiful
@@pennycandyys It is slang for father/dad and not exactly a statement on chronological age.
@@pennycandyys My body tends to disagree and I'm not even 55 yet...
bro i love your vids did not expect to see you on a random short
If being a first responder gets to be too much, I feel you would be a phenomenal performer in any line of entertainment!
"You see them too?" 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead. I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am.
"You draw up some Ketamine, I'm going to help wrestle a naked guy" is a sentence I never thought I'd hear...
My sister and I most of our adult lives have kept a running list of "brand new sentences" that we've heard or uttered. I'll have to add this one. 😅
Lol. Many of my "sentences I thought I'd never hear" are things I said with major migraine brain fog being repeated back to me for hilarity. Plug in cooler (fridge), triangle tomato (pizza), mouth pitchfork (fork- yes I forgot fork but could remember pitchfork).... Thankfully my partner was able to translate "hot triangle tomato" into "please heat me up some pizza".
Sounds like a sentence I hear on a Friday night at the club.
@@waffles3629 This is hilarious. I don't have any cool migraine tricks. Just blue fireflies.
This is a sentence I have heard too many times 😂😂😂😂.
Everyone knows wolves are afraid of naked guys!
They get naked because they’re overheating with flocka.
Even wild animals don't want to deal with drugged up and crazy.
He tried to distract them with smelly clothes, but those smart-ass wolves
I feel like that's a CreepyPasta sentence! 😂
Dammit! How else am I supposed to lure my future werewolf boyfriend into a lifetime of fluffy cuddles? X3
This one is definitely in my top 5 of your videos! The timing/editing/facial expressions are just *chef kiss*
I came to say the same thing. I honestly think it's my number one lmao
Definitely 😂
"Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike..."
I was so expecting the paramedic to ask him
"Guess what day it is?"😂😅😂😅😂
Hump dayyyy! 😀✊
@@caratzennie WOOT WOOOT
I appreciate how committed he is to the bit. He'll be finding Cheerios for the next couple of weeks but he went for it anyway. Thank you for your service, Jason
If there were actual “wolves” the Cheerios would be vacuumed up through out the day😂
@@Jr0890 Maybe he has wolves' descendants: dogs. :D
@@Jr0890- does he have a 'wolf'? Easy cleanup, like you said.
Bring in a small dog, those Cheerios will be gone by the end of the day. edit: I should have read the other comments first.
Not if he has a dog 😆
_Unwanted cardio._ I felt that 😬
2.3k likes and no comments, lemme fix that...
As someone who has had to chase runaway patients with dementia once upon a time, I feel this too 😂
As a former special needs para, I felt it too 😅. Some of those little dudes were FAST
*flashbacks & cringes*
Uh huh. 😂
It's like when your dog gets out of the house/yard and you need to chase him until he decides to run back into the house because he's had his run now.
Your facial expressions are my favorite 😂
“are you being chased by wolves?”
“oh you can see them too?”
*skyfall starts playing*
I love how he generates enough clarity for "You can see them too?"
Well, he was the only other one who saw the wolves! Everyone else is trying to tackle him into the wolves like crazy people!
You might be surprised how clear people can be...for just a second.
Yeah. You can drop down for a few seconds to a minute and then launch back up if something registers your attention enough.
Ie: my boyfriend asking a stupid science question. Felt like one of those crater creating superman landings, I answered perfectly, and then two breaths after i finished I got launched back to space
Bro : Those edibles aint shi-
*Him 5 minutes later*
bath salts edibles maybe
me when i had my first editable:
Its like getting a bus ticket but you get hit by the bus instead.
@@SilverDeer57 nah. THC is high enough now that you can actually induce a psychotic episode with enough.
You need a lot of strong shit, and it's temporary, but it happens. Lot of documentation on it now.
E: pretty sure I was shadow banned after this lol. Can't reply no matter how I phrase anything. Anyway, I'd encourage people to look at the fact sheet from Yale that gives a pretty good rundown on the research.
This shit ain't nothin to me fam
Hallucinating that you’re being chased by a pack of wolves sounds like the most disconcerting, most terrifying experience ever lmao.
the way that they all knew what it was.
"MikeMikeMikeMikeMikeMikeMike😃" when people try to calm you down but they're giving you crazy eyes at the same time... Yeah, I'd run too.
Mikemikemikemike, you know what day it is, says the camel.
@luvrsq thank you. This is all I thought of.
@@luvrsq YOU’RE SO RIGHT
the primordial ducking 🤣
HUMP DAYYYYYYY
(Birthday Suit Sprint)
(Unwanted Cardio)
(Birthday Suit Slide)
(Street Pharm Bingo Win)
(CHEERIO DISTRACTION!!!)
(More Unwanted Cardio)
These are the best parts of the video
😂 thank you!!!
Best comment!!!❤
i was actually looking for this comment because i was way too lazy to pause 😂😂😂
I was looking for this comment because the video info was covering up all the parentheticals, to the point I couldn’t read them even when it was paused.😂
Your acting is excellent in this video.
Thanks for saving people.
Dudes better at playing multiple roles on screen than Eddie Murphy lol
I wonder is this just "acting range" of FDC or a byproduct of the very specific personality type that does that kind of work.
@@garrickparsons9077 I was infantry in the army, and considering it was the single funniest job i ever had when it wasn't terrible i don't think there's a "personality type."
These types of jobs teach stress inoculation, lightning-fast observational skills, and you work with a tight nit group of guys in all these types of jobs.
So you have a bunch of relatively smart and quick-witted dudes with almost no fear fighting to tell the joke that makes them king for the next 10 minutes. Thats a recipe for endless jokes in every single situation.
The cheerio distraction works perfectly.
Pocket Cheerio!
@@the_senate8050From what pocket? 😳
@@bituniverse8677The prison wallet!
Pocket sand!
@@bituniverse8677Uh................
I'm not even a firefighter or first responder, yet i feel every single person can understand all of your videos. You, sir, are one of the best.
In my work I occasionally get to interact with the FR people and I love getting them going on stories. If it wasn't for stupid people doing stupid things to themselves they'd have no work 90% of the time.
, I don't care what type of bad days I have. I see your videos and I forget why I am pissed. Thanks . Lol Mike 🤣😂🤣
Just what I was thinking! Gosh, it's like these paramedics can read my mind.
Ah yes, the cheerio smoke screen. Works every time.
Bahahahaha😂❤
😂
Wolves (and paramedics) fuckin' love cheerios.
He's got no pockets for sand, what else ya gonna do?
@@ShineOnBenevolentSunbaggie sand?
I quickly stop by for the jokes....but end up sticking around to learn about street drugs i didnt know existed
Its apparently a bath salts concoction
Right? These things make my google search history weirder and weirder
@@bishoppess9637 Fbi: So about your search history..
Viewers: I'm a Fire Department Chronicles viewer.
Fbi: Ohhhhh ok. That makes sense.
looks like it's a combination of either cocaine and meth, and heroin
Same here. I googled it, then realized that I should have probably started in the comment section.
I listened to this with the audio off bc im around other people and yet you're so good at changing your body language (and I've seen so many of your other videos) that I can just *hear* the different characters in my head. Truly impressive. Good job
FFs funniest thing I've seen all year ! Took me a while to stop laughing, nice one, love from UK
And remember, my children....if you find yourself in a situation involving illicit drug use gone wrong, tell the police nothing but tell the EMT everything. And don't be afraid to call it in if your buddy or somebody you know is overdosing or having a potentially bad reaction. Do the right thing and get them help, please.
Best comment.
According to a quick google search EMTs are subject to HIPAA and are not even allowed to tell others.
I can't like this enough. PLEASE get help. My brother died of a seizure at a party full of people. Rumor has it (because it's been 18 years and we'll never know the full truth) that there were drugs and there was definitely underage drinking, so they were afraid to call 9-1-1. If someone had called he may have lived. He wasn't doing drugs or drinking. (I saw his toxicology report.) He stopped breathing when he had seizures. No one helped him start breathing again. 😭
@@brookiebakerie I'd guess that calling 911 and simply describing what can be ascertained of the person's condition is sufficient. Any mention of what may have caused it is unnecessary.
I'm shocked that no one had enough training or good sense to attempt CPR when it was obvious your brother wasn't breathing. Is it no longer taught to middle and high school students?
@@moonrock41 Not really. I got that training first in Boy Scouts, later from local Red Cross and later still for health care worker. (Of course I'm a bit of a geezer at this point.)
There’s something reassuring to know paramedics do this kind of stuff at work. Like, they just fully know what they’re doing, so they don’t have to constantly focus. When my grandma died I got there before they had left with her and I saw the driver smile a bit. It just made me think, they’re already on the next thing, they have done this so many times and they’re going to take care of her and take her where she needs to be.
Agreed! Paramedics are so much better at dealing with situations like this than cops. They know what they’re doing. If the cops get there first, the guy is definitely getting tazed and/or offed.
I'm sorry for your loss. Gentle cyber hugs.
What a beautiful takeaway from a sad situation. Bless you ❤ I'm sorry for your loss.
❤❤❤❤🫂🙏
EMS gonna stage, SO advise when it's safe to come in
The way he snatched the paper bag and shook it aggressively 😂
K I can’t decide. Is the hilarious text descriptions, the facial expressions, the awesome way he re enacts these scenes for us… it’s all so freaking great 😂😂
Unwanted cardio is how I describe my gym sessions.
Dude. Get chelation therapy before you need to call the blue version of this guy.
@@carpediemarts705 why would chelation therapy do anything for that
@carpediemarts705 how is that supposed to help with cardio?
@@koalawithrights I think this comment was put in the wrong thread.
The way he dropped down when the guy said paramedic was both adorable and hilarious
For real tho lol. “Mike” just has a child like reaction lol. It also reminds me of an alien and humans just trying to assure it that we aren’t a threat lol
sure is funny though
i was 666th like,
a sign?
@@GreedyOrange 😱
@@GreedyOrange It's a sign we are too into paranormal type things lol
They way he turns his head when one of they say are you being chased by wolfs
“Can we get the FBI SWAT to takle Mike?” 😂😂😂😂😂
I have been a chronic depressive for 50 years but this guy always helps me see the funny side of life, he truly does lighten my day for which i will be forever grateful. Thanks Buddy.
I feel this. Dysthymia being "lesser depression" my butt. I'd love to try ketamine therapy but I'm broke
Chronic depressive for 21 👋🏼
Here with ya man
@@monicaparker4922 it's also terrible for your health long term, it's too limited in vitamins and nutrients. Plus, that amount of meat is terrible for your heart and arteries. As a person who also deals with chronic depression, I believe a healthy diet can be of some help, along with exercise, therapy, and medication if you need it. But I would never recommend the carnivore diet to anyone for any reason, period.
Mid 90s So 95%of my life
I sense hundreds of people googling what flocka is
I'm honestly scrolling the comments hoping someone answers that very question
@@adedow1333 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpha-Pyrrolidinopentiophenone
surprisingly, not the first result on google. kickass name though, alpha-PVP.
i was one of them and best i can figure it's an algorithm safe spelling of flakka aka
alpha-PVP which is similar to bath salts
✋
And all were silenced when they found the answer...
*trying to make a star wars joke*
This guy never ceases to amaze me. It’s like he’s cataloged and made videos of my entire 18yr career as a Paramedic. I see this videos have a quick flash back and start giggling.
This is, by FAR, your best video yet!
It’s unsurprisingly concerning that the drugs they encounter can be turned into a bingo card
So what are the 24 candidates for the card?
Flocka
Coke
Meth
Pot
Oxy
Fentanyl....
@@angeljones11 if we’re unlucky enough it probably goes to ones we haven’t even heard of yet
@@musicorumdraco2792 That could be the center bingo box lmao
Genuinly one of the best actors ive seen, deserves to work in films if he wanted to
Look up Nikko Ortiz and his military sketches while being from the Army. He's good too.
eh, films aren't that absolute peak that every acting person should aspire to. This guy is great, and he deserves to be in any sort of media he would have interest to try!
Or to fix someone of these messed up fire dept dramas
Your ability to film all sides of these situations, while acting as different people and making it flow is just mind blowing
Omg God bless you and your kind for the compassion you have on people ❤
You know it's a hard job when you know their hallucinations by heart
How did the wolves give it away? Also great dedication with the popcorn mess. 😂😂
They’ve seen things…
Go on enough calls and you learn to notice the symptoms of the different “candies”
I think it is due to flakkas tendendcy to produce parranoya and hallucinations...
Would you give more examples ? Please@@jonprice8726
Stimulant, naked, and paranoa inducing hallucinations is a pretty distinct symptom combination.
I'm more impressed that he guessed the hallucinations right.
I have watched this so many times because the audio quality when he says “You see them too” it just looks so smooth, I think? It’s just really something
Your face MAKES MY FREAKING DAY! 🎉 I watch these videos on repeat. I can’t get enough
These are the best anti drug PSAs I’ve ever seen
Kids, don't do drugs
@@priscillajimenez27does benafvskf cournt
Dude you are a fantastic comedian. These skits kill me, I love all of them and I hope you never stop. The acting is so on point and the captions too! So good
I wouldn't even care if this guy wasn't a real paramedic. This content is on point.
the fact you never fail to convince me you're multiple characters even without outfit changes is amazing
One thing this channel has taught me is to always seek out paramedics/EMTs at parties because they have the best stories.
I dated a hotshot paramedic for a while. His stories were off the hook. Tbf, my stories involving him are top tier too. 😂
Hell, if you’re related to an EMT/first responder/firefighter/etc their stories become off the hook to tell others!! As my father (retired firefighter) said, “If I put everything that happened to me in a book, it would get labeled as fiction. Cause shit was f$&king weird, even if it was daily normal for me.” And he was right, people wouldn’t believe it was real. I only did cause I happen to see chunks of the weirdness. Fun real stuff…
@@sarahbenson4492My stepdad is a paramedic so when he gets calls, I'm always asking the details when he comes home.
But be prepared to hear some extremely sad and traumatizing stories. They often reach a point where their threshold for trauma gets so high because they've seen so much that they forget that the average person can't handle it. Also gallows humor can sound callous to a lot of people but it's a coping mechanism for them.
As and MD and former EMT, I can assure that our party stories supply is endless
I like how absurd scenarios to us is just a casual workday for paramedics
Reminds me of a patient we use to get dispatched to on a pretty regular basis. Whenever I was field training a new employee I would get really giddy when his address was dispatched and then stage in the perfect spot without telling why I was staging a bit closer than you typically would. Then the only thing I would tell them was, "keep your eyes on the front door of that house". Every time like clockwork soon as the first PD vehicles pulled down the block the front door would swing open and the patient would do the birthday suit sprint down the block with multiple officers reluctantly chasing after him trying to corral him without having to tackle or touch him too much. The faces of the countless FNG's experiencing that for the first time was always priceless! 😂😂🤣🤣☠️☠️
I was severely depressed today for some reason but this video made me laugh hysterically. Like a final straw of a bad mood, broken
"Unwanted cardio"
ALL cardio is unwanted cardio.
I beg to differ. There some forms of cardio that are extremely fun, and very much wanted.
@engmed4400 let me guess... name for the wanted cardio is a three letter word?
@@minion3806 yes, with alternate terms including four, five and sometimes six letter words, depending on the language spoken. 😁
I can imagine they have a group bingo card with the most wildest stuff like
“Angry pregnant sewer woman”
We have a storewide bingo card at my work. A supermarket. I’m in the Starbucks area.
We recently added ‘wolf child’ to it, for when toddlers discover the produce section echos. We had a little girl sit down by the tomatoes, and howl. Easiest Code Adam we’ve ever had (“four year old girl in a pink, strawberry-patterned dress, and snowboots, with brown hair” “just follow the shrill wolf howls. We can see her by the tomato bin.”)
@@icarusbinns3156 crap goes DOWN in produce... We had an unattended kid licking individual apples and putting them back like a damn snake
@@katherinek2709 I'm so sorry. It was not my kid (this time) but I have caught him doing that once when I was distracted.
@@katherinek2709 i used to be that kid back in the early 2000s. i'm ashamed of my behavior as an adult that's worked in a grocery store now, to say the very least.
@@icarusbinns3156 That is awesome. I can see my nephew trying out the echos like that.😂
When my son was roughly that age, he figured out he could easily walk under the warehouse shelving at IKEA. I would have had to half crawl to follow so I had to run around the end of it to catch up with him. By the time I did catch up with him, he was hugging a lady around her knees. I learned to get over my shyness very quickly with a child like him! "He just wanted to show you he loved you."
I absolutley love his videos it is hilarious 😂 the unwanted cardio cracks me up!!😂😂
Bro, you playing the crazy call-in doing wild ass shit is bar none the funniest shit ever
Did you "catch him howling at the moon" 😂
... I'll show myself out
🤣🤣🤣
Dude your an expert with throwing these personalities around and doing the roles of multiple people, I love your edibles skit with the guy who thought he was a cow and pretty much everything you do bruh I know people gotta be going through some real shit out there and your really capping there days off better or helping them individuals get through. 💪🏽👍🏽
this guy delivers more charismatic energy in his characters than most Hollywood actors
This shit gets funnier every single time I see it
This is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while😂😂😂😂
I need to send these to my dad. Poor old man decided retirement was too boring and went back to school to be an EMT. 😂
Him jumping around like that made me start mimicking him 😂😂😂
I'm too easily excitable 😅
This made is laugh so much!!! I watched it several times lol 😂
You know these guys have been doing this a long time if they can guess the drug. Pretty amazing at that as well.
The birthday suit is always a medical classic!
“Why are they always naked?” - @firedepartmentchronicles
@@IShouldBeSleepbecause he thinks he’s a cow man
“*Unwanted cardio*”😂😂😂
"not enough talking" absolutely killed me. Probs because I've been that person who wouldn't shut up after, ahem, doing some stuff. But I never bugged any paramedics with unwanted cardio, promise! I kept allllll the unwanted cardio to meselves
I swear every one of these guys are a different dude. The dedication is just unreal!
Put this man on the writing team for a first responder comedy show and I would pay for every episode
He is already
on
a
first responder comedy show ...
You are looking at it, right now, for free.
The little duck after he heard “I’m a paramedic, seee?” Absolutely killed me!
“Birthday suit sprint” is just a glorious description
This should be in the next "where are they now" vid😂
They called him Mike so this wasn't the first time, i think boy has seen more than a few wolfs.
He never sleeps, he says that he will never die, he dances in the costume of a fireman and a doctor, and his subscribers love him, and he says that he will never die.
I work in a hospital and I can't tell you how much I love your videos 😂😂😂😂
your acting is so good I legit feel like a team is talking to each other
The subtitles never fail to kill me
This channel makes me less innocent everyday like I did not know flakka existed now I am about to go put myself on a list by googling it 😂
I am dying here, every one of these shorts has me on the floor in tears.
You are so brilliant with these creative videos that one almost believes that u have different people playing the parts. Thank you for making them, and all the hard work that goes into them.
I struggle to grasp the fact that this man can literally put on a hat, change his posture, and I think it’s a new character.
Truly amazing and mind blowing how you can have/ be so many characters in a single scene
Little nuts that we all seem to inherently understand it’s different characters. Yet.. here we are 😆
I mean, if no one can recognize Superman when he dons a pair a glasses...
@@thisiswhatilike54 He also slouches, and acts like a country bumpkin in the Big City. Which he technically is, but he plays into the stereotype. Superman is a great actor.
Way better than the nutty professor. You could tell it was Eddie the whole time (of course it was sort of the point but still)
His acting is next level lol
Im on shrooms rn and your facial expressions its just another world bro😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“You see them too!?” 😂😂😂
"Unwanted cardio...." LOL
"Are you seeing wolves?"
That for me was the best part.
That grunt noise he made before sprinting to the kitchen, got me laughing lol.
Please put a full version of this on spotify I wanna listen to it on repeat and cry