Can you beat Spore WITHOUT Evolving?

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  • čas přidán 31. 12. 2020
  • Hello there ladies and gentlemen today something magical is about to happen today in todays video! The Spiffing Brit today attempts to play the 2008 classical game that is Spore. A game so unique that it took miracle video game god Will Wright to create a perfect game that inspired a generation of gamers before the release of minecraft. Welcome to Spore! Spore is a evolution game where you start as a single cell object and as you eat, you gain DNA and abilities! The only issue is today we will be seeing if you can beat spore without evolving! That's right the spore no evolution challenge is going to be incredible! It will once and for all prove that spore is a perfectly balanced game which can for some reason be beaten by bypassing the core gameplay loop of evolving creatures to gain new abilities. And for some reason we are able to go from cell stage to creature stage to tribal stage to civilization stage and finally the space stage!
    So today I show you how to Break the game by beating it without evolving! It is one very exciting video game challenge! So lets play spore!
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  • @CommissarLORDBernn
    @CommissarLORDBernn Před 3 lety +15138

    The starting cell has a mouth, that means it can drink tea. There's no point in evolving further

  • @sidneysun5217
    @sidneysun5217 Před 3 lety +6829

    "we're going to aim for the children because they'll be the easiest to impress and gain their trust" - Spiff 2021

    • @mumblerogre2455
      @mumblerogre2455 Před 3 lety +712

      Spiffing Brit groomed me and here’s proof:

    • @killgoreslayer2171
      @killgoreslayer2171 Před 3 lety +275

      Starting off with a great quote in 2021

    • @Snake-sv6ie
      @Snake-sv6ie Před 3 lety +60

      @@thespiffingbrit, honestly, you asked for it ! ^^

    • @hebl47
      @hebl47 Před 3 lety +121

      @@thespiffingbrit Your career as a youtuber might be over, but your career as a market(e)er is about to skyrocket!

    • @alyxriley
      @alyxriley Před 3 lety +32

      @@thespiffingbrit spiff are you taking advice from technoblade?

  • @animeprofilepicture7357
    @animeprofilepicture7357 Před 2 lety +4281

    Spiff is singlehandedly keeping the stock photo industry alive

    • @iceteadoesart4920
      @iceteadoesart4920 Před 2 lety +41

      well i think shutter stock is keeping the stock photo industry alive tbh and, Hollywood movies
      Edit: by shutter stock i mean its very strange images and cursed ones

    • @lazerblazer528
      @lazerblazer528 Před rokem +6

      And dark dom

    • @golden_potto
      @golden_potto Před rokem +4

      @@lazerblazer528 yeah dark dom too

    • @fenrirgg
      @fenrirgg Před rokem +19

      I think he just screen shots the stock photos so he is not feeding those poor photographers 😂

    • @scyhte82
      @scyhte82 Před rokem +8

      @@fenrirgg exactly! you can even see the watermarks left in all the pictures. 😂

  • @JackalDaWolf
    @JackalDaWolf Před 2 lety +2508

    This has to be the most hysterical Spore video I've seen so far. Between Crash Bandicoot eye's bulging out of his head, the Chief spawning in and out of existence and Carl flying over the horizon, I was literally in tears!

  • @Treeco44
    @Treeco44 Před 3 lety +3521

    "tactical mating on the battlefield"
    War is changing.

  • @starsgt
    @starsgt Před 3 lety +1991

    Random Alien: "Your species are descendants of limbless space slugs"
    Spiffing Brit:

  • @donutman4020
    @donutman4020 Před 2 lety +1197

    Fun fact: there’s actually an achievement for reaching the center of the galaxy without evolving during your run! It’s called “better than Darwin” or “beyond Darwin” or something

    • @Duffyboi
      @Duffyboi Před rokem +220

      I don’t care if I’m a year late, you were right with the first one “Better than Darwin”

    • @aceofspades588
      @aceofspades588 Před rokem +16

      @@Duffyboi cool

    • @james911p
      @james911p Před rokem +14

      @@Duffyboi nice

    • @dogachanunsaldk9115
      @dogachanunsaldk9115 Před rokem +12

      Yeah I think it is “Better than Darwin”

    • @snakeking-zo6mu
      @snakeking-zo6mu Před rokem +5

      @@Duffyboi Surprised to see a fellow Duffy on here.

  • @Harczinger
    @Harczinger Před 2 lety +3195

    Spiff: Did you see this devs?! I beat the game without evolving!
    Devs hq:
    Dev 1: Someone beat the game without evolving.
    Dev 2: Why?

    • @thehound6268
      @thehound6268 Před 2 lety +74

      That someone: funny

    • @sidhackney8831
      @sidhackney8831 Před 2 lety +201

      Dev 3: someone beat the game?

    • @washiro103
      @washiro103 Před 2 lety +148

      Dev 4: Doesn't the brain have to evolve to get through the game?

    • @joelhoon1707
      @joelhoon1707 Před 2 lety +87

      Dev 5: For the achievement

    • @4pixhell
      @4pixhell Před 2 lety +40

      @@joelhoon1707 dev 6: yes

  • @slugerknot
    @slugerknot Před 3 lety +2618

    Imagine that, a Brit's favorite game mode is the one where they loot and pillage the entire planet for it's resources.

  • @jayst
    @jayst Před 3 lety +2104

    The floating Carl Weezer is far more terrifying than Crack Bandicocaine

    • @_onlyrackz_
      @_onlyrackz_ Před 3 lety +44

      I love this comment honestly

    • @OryxTheMadGod3
      @OryxTheMadGod3 Před 3 lety +93

      he is levitating to assert his dominance over the mega chads

    • @someguywithatophat7599
      @someguywithatophat7599 Před 3 lety +33

      how is it even in this game

    • @TheRealGpixels
      @TheRealGpixels Před 3 lety +24

      Aku Aku: Crash?
      Crash: I WANNA PAINT AUSTRALIA FLOURESCENT GREEN! **resumes snorting**

    • @pugchamp1795
      @pugchamp1795 Před 3 lety +36

      @@someguywithatophat7599 spore has a cool "multiplayer" system where it connects your game with others to download their creations

  • @GoldPrince2468
    @GoldPrince2468 Před 2 lety +1080

    Kid: "Mom? Why are we Mega Chad?"
    Mom: "Because we're the best. You can't improve peak performance!"
    Kid: "But the kids at school can walk and grab things!"
    Mom: "The kids at school are weak. They give up then evolve just so they can give up again. Now vibrate to bed before I dunk on your sorry-."

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 Před rokem +20

      How does she plan to dunk on the kid?

    • @steeledminer616
      @steeledminer616 Před rokem +107

      @@llewelynshingler2173 That sounds like quitter talk coming from you.

    • @QPUNeptune
      @QPUNeptune Před rokem +26

      @@llewelynshingler2173 with anger

    • @MirrorOfEmotions
      @MirrorOfEmotions Před rokem +22

      Kid: ok.
      Dad: But that's not all.
      Kid: Why?
      Dad: I mean, other creatures need arms and legs to get what they want, right?
      Kid: right.
      Dad: But we don’t need these things which is why we are superior and giga chads.
      It's like your mom say, other beings failure just to get slightly better, to failure again.
      But we didn't need something stupid like this.
      We survived millions of years without to get change.
      While others whining and cry like little babies, we chads don’t cry, we have success.
      So don't listen to these jealous betas and alphas, they are just envy.
      You are a chad like me and your mother.
      And now, have good dreams.

    • @JimBob4233
      @JimBob4233 Před rokem +1

      @@llewelynshingler2173 Eye-blatter

  • @Swirl_of_StarFire
    @Swirl_of_StarFire Před 3 lety +275

    Spore may be 12-13 years old, but damn the cutscenes are so well put together. The whole game is about creating the most random looking creatures, and the game somehow figures out how to animate every single one in cutscenes in a way that looks semi-reasonable. Not all games can handle working with custom characters, and some can't even figure out what to do with their own pre-made assets sometimes

    • @THEJPIndustry
      @THEJPIndustry Před rokem +36

      I was actually suprised that there was a special cutcene because mega chad didnt have arms, where he tried it with the mouth it didnt work and then he threw it up to light it.
      But then again there is an achievement to reach the center without evolving, so it makes sense that there are speciap things for that
      Still, the game has so much Potential and so great stuff somethimes, its such a shake the end was so rushed

    • @ricardojanate
      @ricardojanate Před rokem +14

      @@THEJPIndustry I think it throwing it in the air and getting hit happens in all the animation, not just without arms

    • @77SBCR
      @77SBCR Před rokem +5

      Destiny2 most recent expension had a cutscene with the first and most basic weapon model cause they couldnt be bothered making it work with your actual weapon.. But Spore could do it lol

  • @generaldreagonlps6889
    @generaldreagonlps6889 Před 3 lety +1485

    "What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster?" Yes, yes it is.

    • @andrewpojo1
      @andrewpojo1 Před 3 lety +14

      I had two kancor swores while watching this and during the scene my body wanted to laugh and it hurt me badly because the swores;-;

    • @thegiantguy
      @thegiantguy Před 3 lety +9

      No, it's crash bandicoot 🤣😭

    • @RyomenSukunaTheKingOfCurses
      @RyomenSukunaTheKingOfCurses Před 3 lety +9

      No it's a hex bug

    • @scotcheggable
      @scotcheggable Před 3 lety +4

      Havent heard that song in years

    • @generaldreagonlps6889
      @generaldreagonlps6889 Před 3 lety

      @@scotcheggable Yeah. I heard it a month ago in some video I think but before that it was also years.

  • @Meganstaek
    @Meganstaek Před 3 lety +1322

    Carl Weezer just sliding into the frame, floating over the horizon had me crying of laughter. Spore really is the best game

    • @DonteatpieRotmgScam
      @DonteatpieRotmgScam Před 3 lety +10

      so good haha

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf Před 2 lety +30

      Dude I made one creature that’s pretty much a three eyed furry and I saw an epic of it and it scared the living hell outta me as it chased me down and threw random creatures in its path.

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 Před 2 lety +5

      This explains everything. This thing is what creationists are.they are created and they don’t evolve.

    • @volkanoza7502
      @volkanoza7502 Před 2 lety +3

      The evolution in goes to of banana

    • @ben10inches
      @ben10inches Před 2 lety +24

      @@Mystery-Wolf I made the Imposter from Among Us in the game and hid level 5 weapon parts inside it's body so that it would be dangerous to mess with. Later on I came across an Epic version of it, I dubbed it "the sussiest of them all"

  • @SpruceX
    @SpruceX Před 2 lety +384

    Spiff: "Tactical mating on battlefield."
    Fallout series: "War... War-- does change."

  • @noothcrazy9290
    @noothcrazy9290 Před 2 lety +567

    Quote “They’re perfect!”
    Literally 15 minutes later “Weird, strange, leg-less abominations”

  • @tux1468
    @tux1468 Před 3 lety +2662

    Yeah, Spore is definitely making it's comeback 12 years later.

    • @paulie1803
      @paulie1803 Před 3 lety +135

      It never died

    • @ptr_does_music7042
      @ptr_does_music7042 Před 3 lety +213

      For real though, it has great potential for expansion. It's a shame all they've done is some dlc's. It could be much more realistic or offer more possibilities for in-game evolving/intercultural relationships

    • @calebjohnson3537
      @calebjohnson3537 Před 3 lety +114

      praying for spore 2

    • @Feorblack
      @Feorblack Před 3 lety +138

      Well, it is from the franchise killer EA, just because Dark Spore do not sell very well, they killed the entire Spore franchise!!!! God they also killed Maxis (the studio who created Spore) just because Sim City 2013 was a flop, and that was one of the biggest studios they have!!!
      That's why there is no Spore 2, because it is from EA, simple as that.

    • @GuardiansCry
      @GuardiansCry Před 3 lety +77

      @@Feorblack This is why EA sucks, all they think about is the money they make and nothing else

  • @iancovert4094
    @iancovert4094 Před 3 lety +687

    “Time to steal the world spice supply”
    - every Brit ever

  • @DeltaDubs89
    @DeltaDubs89 Před 2 lety +342

    The horrifying, lumbering figure of crash approaching you as you try to escape had me laughing so hard.

  • @aidandavies4636
    @aidandavies4636 Před rokem +122

    Karl Weezer and Crash Bandicoot making the guest appearances I never knew I needed

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 Před rokem +15

      To me the funniest part is the implication that Spiff spent hours designing a species to look exactly like an old Nickelodeon character... then forgot he had ever done that, or even what the character looks like.

    • @alicearaujo2030
      @alicearaujo2030 Před rokem +6

      and sonic

  • @ironscorpion5131
    @ironscorpion5131 Před 3 lety +528

    The tribal chief was ahead of his time, the madlad was just practising interdimensional travel because his chad body was holding him back.

    • @sam4gaming135
      @sam4gaming135 Před 3 lety +2

      Why love I do say that tea-drinking chap has the spiffy of a good-old Brit

    • @Avetho
      @Avetho Před 3 lety +5

      We did witness his powers of Astrokinesis, what with stretching himself from one location to another as a form of precognitive "safe" teleportation

    • @ThomasHermJr
      @ThomasHermJr Před 3 lety +4

      someone spiked his tea with bang energy, and he was trying his damnedest to stay in the corporeal realm

  • @shanewarner899
    @shanewarner899 Před 3 lety +699

    The chief is so unevolved that he actually evolved physiologically and can disassemble in one place and reassemble in another so fast that the game's camera can not keep up.

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer Před 2 lety +237

    "Unlike other Spore creatures, this one is nightmare fuel"
    You're saying other Spore creatures _don't_ look like demons?

  • @howdthtfeelbro762
    @howdthtfeelbro762 Před 2 lety +825

    I love all the things you can do in this game.
    When I was a kid I was in a war with another alien race and when they only had 1 system left I started abducting their citizens. After I blew up their planet I placed them down on a planet that I had set aside for this exact experiment. I then put a monolith down to help them with their technology.
    After they had evolved their species once again I made contact with them and they treated me like a god 😂😂😂 and I decided to make diplomatic relations with them so they could buy all of my spices heheh. I love spore.

    • @realvkurp5966
      @realvkurp5966 Před 2 lety +162

      This sounds like the plot of a really twisted version of Star Wars

    • @procrastinathor4594
      @procrastinathor4594 Před rokem +29

      Wasn't this in stargate?

    • @iamlorddems3859
      @iamlorddems3859 Před rokem +1

      Our alien founders are like they need to cull themselves first

    • @FringeWizard2
      @FringeWizard2 Před rokem +9

      Sounds like what has happened to us. I'm convinced we're an inferior species just being toyed with by aliens like in your story.

    • @Good_Hot_Chocolate
      @Good_Hot_Chocolate Před rokem +5

      @@FringeWizard2 Well, I wonder if they expected such rapid development from us in these last 500 years. Let alone the possibly thousands of years they haven't seen us in.

  • @gurievgleb9123
    @gurievgleb9123 Před 3 lety +663

    "Just eating food and not evolving whatsoever"
    Sounds familiar...

    • @lazzzlooo
      @lazzzlooo Před 3 lety +72

      Speak for yourself! I have now gained the ability to roll to the downstairs fridge!

    • @mikethewordsmith4263
      @mikethewordsmith4263 Před 3 lety +8

      T minus two weeks to an actual human for president.

    • @kratosorokai1546
      @kratosorokai1546 Před 3 lety +7

      sounds like a american

    • @mashedt8rs290
      @mashedt8rs290 Před 3 lety +4

      @@kratosorokai1546 Yes because the most powerful nation on earth is unevolved...

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum Před 3 lety +11

      @@mashedt8rs290 I think they were referring to the lizard people.

  • @ajo8655
    @ajo8655 Před 3 lety +683

    The fact that he didn't recognize Carl bc he's British was probably the best.

    • @Ludicollision
      @Ludicollision Před 3 lety +117

      Jimmy Neutron aired in England! He probably just never watched it. I definitely remember watching it as a kid.

    • @darksteelmenace595
      @darksteelmenace595 Před 3 lety +22

      Hes prolly just a bit too old to know it

    • @HiddenSunny
      @HiddenSunny Před 3 lety +19

      @@darksteelmenace595 Spiff is actually really young. 23, I think?

    • @darksteelmenace595
      @darksteelmenace595 Před 3 lety +28

      @@HiddenSunny he sounds like he's at least 30 xD

    • @drogenfeld
      @drogenfeld Před 3 lety +6

      ya gotta of meant bri'ish.

  • @vampjager8586
    @vampjager8586 Před rokem +45

    Megachad: 'gets stuck'
    Also Megachad: 'refuses to ask for help and simply dies right where he is 2 feet from another creature'
    Truly the most mega of Chad's

  • @potatofish7730
    @potatofish7730 Před rokem +30

    The reason that the mega chads were so buggy during cutscenes is because they are simply the perfect creature, and as such are not only not bound by the rules of the game, but can also move along the 4th dimension

  • @hubertjohnson418
    @hubertjohnson418 Před 3 lety +406

    There's even an achievement for this...

    • @hubertjohnson418
      @hubertjohnson418 Před 3 lety +65

      @@thespiffingbrit yeah... when I did this playthrough the creature stage took about 10 hours to do lol

    • @Klekowksii
      @Klekowksii Před 3 lety +9

      @@hubertjohnson418 Really? The only one I know of is for not using legs.

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck Před 3 lety +11

      @@Klekowksii basically just make jabba the hutt

    • @hubertjohnson418
      @hubertjohnson418 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Klekowksii There are a lot of achievements in spore

    • @Klekowksii
      @Klekowksii Před 3 lety +6

      @@hubertjohnson418 I know but I looked on the wiki and couldn't find it. It's called "Better than Darwin" or something, right?

  • @acheron16
    @acheron16 Před 3 lety +585

    Imagine calmly and happily living in your tribe when suddenly:
    *C H I L D*

    • @Zant582
      @Zant582 Před 3 lety +15

      argh i hate when that happens

    • @mechguardain5494
      @mechguardain5494 Před 3 lety +56

      I too, hate when Carl comes down from the heavens and treats my people like anta

    • @Sol-Invictus
      @Sol-Invictus Před 3 lety +22

      That was an awesome UFO design. Some of the stuff people designed in the game.

    • @loomnatinoscopers
      @loomnatinoscopers Před 3 lety +12

      @@mechguardain5494 at least someone here watched jimmy neutron...

  • @VemorrFrantik
    @VemorrFrantik Před rokem +50

    I remember ages ago trying to do a fish playthrough. It actually did put my first nest in to the ocean, because it was supposed to be possible at first. Sadly there were no controls to dive or anything... that's when I realized they never coded in water creatures. When I tried to evolve to be a land animal, the sea monster burst out of the ground and ate me immediately. It was a good run.

  • @SubwaySweden
    @SubwaySweden Před 3 lety +22

    That seems perfectly logical.... I have seen a lot of people complete life IRL without evolving at all

  • @britishotter5881
    @britishotter5881 Před 3 lety +639

    Brit doesn’t need to evolve, he’s already a flawless being

    • @bryceburns429
      @bryceburns429 Před 3 lety +88

      A perfectly balanced person with no exploits

    • @solchapeau6343
      @solchapeau6343 Před 3 lety +8

      Spiff could be defeated by voice recognition. Spiff: "Alexa, order free tins of tea." Alexa: "I'm sorry, I don't have any free tea in my database."
      (This is meant to be funny, not mean.)

    • @abag1057
      @abag1057 Před 3 lety

      But is he a flawless as the Queen?

    • @SlimIsHim
      @SlimIsHim Před 3 lety +4

      @@thespiffingbrit like all things should be.

    • @hiimyouraveragejoe1243
      @hiimyouraveragejoe1243 Před 3 lety

      I
      agree

  • @willfrommel508
    @willfrommel508 Před 3 lety +805

    "The game will apparently be released shortly after Star Citizen is complete"
    ow

    • @alwaysmeepin9609
      @alwaysmeepin9609 Před 3 lety +9

      It’s never coming

    • @smatchimo645
      @smatchimo645 Před 3 lety +34

      ​@Kot-Kojote by the time Star Citizen comes out, time itself will be a scoffed-upon concept that beings of pure light will communicate to you through telepathy....
      but plot twist, the beings of pure light are sponsored by Nvidia Ray Tracing.

    • @Rickbearcat
      @Rickbearcat Před 3 lety

      Owww, but true.

    • @mikethewordsmith4263
      @mikethewordsmith4263 Před 3 lety

      And after Cyberpunk works.

    • @Sneemaster
      @Sneemaster Před 3 lety +1

      Ouch but as a SC fan it could be true. Still optimistic either way! And for Half-life 3! Someday...

  • @garrettvenn9022
    @garrettvenn9022 Před 2 lety +86

    I'm sick right now, but hearing Spiff laughing while saying "He's got one thousand health and he's coming to kill us" makes it impossible to not laugh with him.
    It hurts to laugh. But I don't care. I needed this.

    • @loreleidreaming4403
      @loreleidreaming4403 Před rokem

      as someone else also currently sick in bed, this part spurred a cough/laugh fit in me too 😂😩

  • @alexknows3461
    @alexknows3461 Před 2 lety +39

    Carl Wheezer moment had me in awe, so majestically just gliding over his domain for he is the All-father

  • @hometownboy6537
    @hometownboy6537 Před 3 lety +217

    When spiff says that his creation is perfect even before development, sounds a lot like Bethesda’s attitude to their games.

    • @christophershell7564
      @christophershell7564 Před 3 lety +10

      Admittingly, Skyrim and Fallout 4 are pretty good, yet buggy, games. Fallout 76, not so much.

    • @YouW00t
      @YouW00t Před 2 lety +3

      It just works!

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 Před 2 lety +2

      This explains everything. This thing is what creationists are.they are created and they don’t evolve.

  • @GethOverlord
    @GethOverlord Před 3 lety +396

    This man literally took over the planet with the Spore equivalent of Jellyfish.

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion Před 3 lety +29

      That's what I was thinking, but then I realized jellyfish at least bothered to evolve defensive stings.

    • @bread5020
      @bread5020 Před 3 lety +3

      Jellyfish are the ultimate chad animal

    • @user-fl3le7pt9c
      @user-fl3le7pt9c Před 3 lety +10

      Well, the creature had beak and eyes from the beginning, both evolutionary things very advanced compared to Jellyfish, especially eyes.

    • @1th_to_comment.
      @1th_to_comment. Před 2 lety +5

      Pretty sure jellyfish don't have brains...

    • @idkwhattonamemyself9046
      @idkwhattonamemyself9046 Před 2 lety +1

      but still many scientists think that when human kind eventually KILLS ITSELF because we are idiots jellyfish will prosper because we have killed their predators

  • @Hawkcam1996
    @Hawkcam1996 Před rokem +15

    It’s crazy that they never made Spore 2. After all, they made The Sims 2, and this game is still being played even to this day. A sequel to this game is long overdue

  • @BuckScrotumn
    @BuckScrotumn Před rokem +8

    Calling sex “tactical mating” is the funniest shit ever

  • @squiddle5193
    @squiddle5193 Před 3 lety +197

    The best part about this game is that when it crashes after two hours I get reminded that it doesn't have autosave.

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 Před 3 lety +11

      i would recommend running it on windows 7. it's much more stable

    • @synka5922
      @synka5922 Před 3 lety +3

      after two hours I finished a run :p

    • @squiddle5193
      @squiddle5193 Před 3 lety +10

      @@synka5922 not if you play the space stage legit...

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian Před 3 lety

      I don't think I have had it crash.🤔

  • @bruceluiz
    @bruceluiz Před 3 lety +244

    Crack Bandicocaine cant hurt you, hes not real
    Crack Bandicocaine:

  • @midwinterhunt
    @midwinterhunt Před 2 lety +16

    when you say "Mega Chad" too quickly it sounds like "Maggot Chan" and honestly both names are completely accurate

  • @AzzyTheGreat
    @AzzyTheGreat Před 2 lety +48

    Spiffing Brit makes niceness and warmth seem completely non-pandering, and I love how everything he says just sounds like a big hug.

  • @FamusJamus
    @FamusJamus Před 3 lety +123

    Crawls out of the sea, never evolves, threatens other species with poetry, and creates an empire through ruthless bureaucracy?
    Dear Lizzie, it's the Vogons.

    • @Puerco-Potter
      @Puerco-Potter Před 3 lety +3

      He didn't seat in any other species to

    • @DiogocsOliveira
      @DiogocsOliveira Před 3 lety +11

      You sir, are a man of culture! And I do hope you always carry a towel.

    • @beanface7408
      @beanface7408 Před 3 lety +8

      Well at least we don't have to panic
      DON'T PANIC!

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson Před 2 lety +3

      He also didn't evolve since crawling out of the primordial sludge, just like them!

    • @AlbertoRodriguezIII
      @AlbertoRodriguezIII Před 2 lety +2

      So long and thanks for all the fish!

  • @BigSayer84
    @BigSayer84 Před 3 lety +562

    "Come inside my belly" Isn't that the opening line to introduce yourself to the creator of Yorkshire Tea?

    • @a-blivvy-yus
      @a-blivvy-yus Před 3 lety +6

      You are what you eat, so... probably.

    • @emilbotev3656
      @emilbotev3656 Před 3 lety +18

      "Come inside my belly"- Spiff 2021

    • @haddib
      @haddib Před 3 lety +2

      @@emilbotev3656 This will be a cursed year.

    • @TheGrinningViking
      @TheGrinningViking Před 3 lety

      It's vulgar to talk about her majesty the queen, from who all good things spring, in such a base manner .

    • @Nikapocalypse
      @Nikapocalypse Před 3 lety +2

      Just makes me think of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.

  • @newgate-zerohour
    @newgate-zerohour Před rokem +13

    "The game will be released shortly after Star Citizen is fully complete."
    Well played Spiff, I tip my hat to you

  • @turma8eac
    @turma8eac Před 2 lety +40

    You know you are in a good planet when there is sonic, crash bandicoot and jimmy neutron characters as epic monsters

  • @deadsoldiertr
    @deadsoldiertr Před 3 lety +350

    "Oh, come inside my belly."
    - The Spiffing Brit

  • @mayravixx25
    @mayravixx25 Před 3 lety +388

    "A chaotic demon of death has arrived"
    You have it all wrong, that is the god of spore, Carl Wheezer.

    • @dahscreamingeagle3473
      @dahscreamingeagle3473 Před 2 lety +2

      who's carl wheezer?

    • @ClickItYT
      @ClickItYT Před 2 lety +7

      @@dahscreamingeagle3473 Ever watched Jimmy Neutron?

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf Před 2 lety +8

      @@dahscreamingeagle3473 Ivenever even watched jimmy neutron but Ik who he is still. Carl is a meme icon! How could you not know him?!

    • @PixelByte404
      @PixelByte404 Před 2 lety +7

      These two things are not mutually exclusive

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 Před 2 lety +2

      This explains everything. This thing is what creationists are.they are created and they don’t evolve.

  • @contocake1035
    @contocake1035 Před 2 lety +79

    To be honest spore has great potential and should have a new dlc or remake

    • @ericlamb4501
      @ericlamb4501 Před rokem +28

      Preferably without EA being involved at all

    • @Lilll3
      @Lilll3 Před rokem +1

      still in early development, but

    • @rolands97
      @rolands97 Před rokem +3

      @@Lilll3 but WHAT?

    • @qoxgnsuch1997
      @qoxgnsuch1997 Před 5 měsíci

      @@rolands97 THRIVE, a beta game supposed to be the successor to spore

  • @aawinberry
    @aawinberry Před rokem +35

    "Because trust me, If these little guys can get to space, what you can manage, is going to be absolutely terrifying." - My new get motivated quote

  • @Daktangle
    @Daktangle Před 3 lety +225

    "Doesn't really matter how you evolve, provided you have enough money making potential and scummy gameplay strategies, anything is possible!" You made the Vogons

    • @PirateCat822
      @PirateCat822 Před 3 lety +11

      They won't even bother to save their grandmothers if they aren't ordered to by the council after a decade waiting for approval only to end up at a recycling centre.

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi Před 3 lety +6

      Except they actually can sing and play instruments well.

  • @mementomori7658
    @mementomori7658 Před 3 lety +221

    Me: wait is that-
    Spiff: THE NUT
    Me:

  • @thunderbolt294
    @thunderbolt294 Před 2 lety +31

    With Spiff's magnificent narration I almost forgot that this wasn't the Discovery Channel.

  • @rewrew897
    @rewrew897 Před rokem +4

    there is a game currently being developed as a spiritual successor to spore, and it seems like an improvement in EVERY way

  • @loveisinportant5570
    @loveisinportant5570 Před 3 lety +291

    Floating Carl is way too accurate. How the hell did that get in the game.

    • @DonteatpieRotmgScam
      @DonteatpieRotmgScam Před 3 lety +2

      lmaoo

    • @BarbarianGod
      @BarbarianGod Před 3 lety +84

      Probably a spaceship design? Occasionally aliens will come to your planet and abduct things

    • @Eclipse_101
      @Eclipse_101 Před 2 lety +42

      @@BarbarianGod YEAH THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE IT IS A SPACESHIP CAUSE IT WAS FLOATING

    • @crazyhayden
      @crazyhayden Před 2 lety +7

      Spore uses images to create NPC’s, they used a picture of Carl wheeler and spore-ified it

    • @Eclipse_101
      @Eclipse_101 Před 2 lety +36

      @@crazyhayden no- some. Someone made it

  • @cwinship
    @cwinship Před 3 lety +344

    Y'all ever wonder what Brit's search history looks like after finding all these stock images?

    • @randomaccount8020
      @randomaccount8020 Před 3 lety +31

      What is *your* search history? What did you search to get that pfp???

    • @cwinship
      @cwinship Před 3 lety +40

      That is an excellent question and an even more excellent response.

    • @quuaaarrrk8056
      @quuaaarrrk8056 Před 3 lety +1

      @@cwinship Vincent, prison didn't do you too well...

    • @cwinship
      @cwinship Před 3 lety +2

      @@quuaaarrrk8056 *Leo, and my long nose gives me an aerodynamic advantage so it's okay

    • @quuaaarrrk8056
      @quuaaarrrk8056 Před 3 lety +1

      @@cwinship Of course, how could I have mistaken Leo for Vincent, that treacherous police guy. With such a long nose, do you have an advantage only when fleeing or also when playing games with your son?

  • @victorfinberg8595
    @victorfinberg8595 Před rokem +36

    i love the combination of cheese, running monologue, and incredible positive energy, no matter how bad the game outcome is

  • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
    @SoggyCoffeeAddict Před 2 lety +27

    Spiff makes the same tactical movements I make in ark when I see a raptor on a mount that I can be pounced off of
    Turn away and keep moving

  • @rptyr
    @rptyr Před 3 lety +91

    really should've opened up civ 5 when you "entered civilization" and smoothly transitioned into another video

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 Před 3 lety +93

    *Normal creatures:* Walking.
    *The Mega Chad:* E X T E N D B O D Y

  • @ManofSex69
    @ManofSex69 Před 2 lety +6

    “Unlike most Spore creatures, this one instills nightmares!”
    Mans clearly has never seen MMMMMMMMMMMM

  • @rupert_1491
    @rupert_1491 Před rokem +12

    No one gonna talk about the "drill" on the purple thing

  • @teph1256
    @teph1256 Před 3 lety +46

    You don't have me fooled, someone else did this before spiff. Although admittedly their video didn't feature Crash bandicoot and Carl Wheezer from Jimmy neutron.

    • @billionai4871
      @billionai4871 Před 3 lety +3

      @@thespiffingbrit don't forget good old crash Bandicocaine

  • @aaronmorton5427
    @aaronmorton5427 Před 3 lety +78

    "See there is a tiny tribe here but we need to steal their spice they are meant to have"
    spoken like a true brit

  • @quinntaylor1170
    @quinntaylor1170 Před 2 lety +6

    I cried in fear seeing Carl weazer at 17:23 just floating over the horizon! Bow down to your creator

  • @victordavila9812
    @victordavila9812 Před 2 lety +9

    An entire society of giant unicellular organisms that only communicate with music and conquer the world in a bloodless economical expansion that is actually amazing

  • @fayept
    @fayept Před 3 lety +125

    "New study proves existence of creature that hasn't evolved in billions of years"

    • @azoniarnl3362
      @azoniarnl3362 Před 3 lety +2

      You mean like cockroaches?

    • @AlfredEiji
      @AlfredEiji Před 3 lety +1

      Viruses

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 Před 3 lety

      @@AlfredEiji viruses aren't living, much less creatures.

    • @IamCoalfoot
      @IamCoalfoot Před 3 lety +7

      There are certain strains Cyanobacteria that are thought to be roughly 2.8 billion years old, are among the first bacteria to develop photosynthesis to produce oxygen, and still live in colonies near ocean shores where they leave behind rocky outcroppings, some of which are the oldest _rocks_ on Earth.

    • @CapnCorn304
      @CapnCorn304 Před 3 lety +5

      @@IamCoalfoot it gets even better not only have they survived to the present day with very little evolutionary change they survived multiple mass extinctions that they caused by pumping so much oxygen into the atmosphere that the it became inhospitable to them.

  • @MattMcAwesome12
    @MattMcAwesome12 Před 3 lety +195

    "Come (sic) inside my belly." - Spiff
    It's on record.

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 Před 3 lety +12

      The parts about getting his belly are also on record. The vore crowd will keep that one on their sound board.

    • @aidankelly4952
      @aidankelly4952 Před 3 lety +12

      @@lemeres2478 I love the implication that there's a vore crowd that have a soundboard of vore-related sound effects to play

    • @user-me7hx8zf9y
      @user-me7hx8zf9y Před 3 lety

      @@aidankelly4952 yes

  • @hayokamikaze5896
    @hayokamikaze5896 Před rokem +14

    Ah yes, Spiff with a game where most of the point is the character creator

  • @helplmchoking
    @helplmchoking Před 2 lety +20

    Holy sit I thought this game was way older! Loved it so much as a kid, I still have my deluxe edition in its fancy white box as well as the concept art book and all that. It was probably underwhelming if you were older but I was 13 so I adored it

  • @sirdragon6860
    @sirdragon6860 Před 3 lety +135

    Well yes, there's even an achievement for that called "take that darwin"

    • @NagaDarmag
      @NagaDarmag Před 3 lety +29

      Also "slugger" for the no legs.

    • @martinpachu7125
      @martinpachu7125 Před 3 lety +3

      dude literally didnt evolve just to flip off a human dude,absolute legend

  • @oathkeeper65
    @oathkeeper65 Před 3 lety +126

    Wait a minute... this isn’t mittensquad... this is the spiffing Brit.

  • @tyronglover640
    @tyronglover640 Před rokem +7

    There is a youtube exploit upon us! Why else whould he link to this now 🤔

  • @kittimer
    @kittimer Před 2 lety +3

    game: "you are about to enter civilization"
    also game: bodiless mega chads quantum tunneling across the map
    me: "Am I?"

  • @deathocats
    @deathocats Před 3 lety +148

    "the most perfect being ever"
    ... Tea-anu Keeves?

    • @tempusaeturnum920
      @tempusaeturnum920 Před 3 lety +16

      Tea-anu Leeves

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond Před 3 lety +1

      Yorkshire Tea-anu Leeves Gold

    • @billionai4871
      @billionai4871 Před 3 lety

      @@TheRealBlazingDiamond the planet should be called yorkshire, the species is the Tea-anu Leaves, flying the spaceship gold, to brew a cuppa where no Brit had brewed before

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond Před 3 lety +1

      @@billionai4871 All the while enjoying a nice cup of Yorkshire tea gold

    • @GenericInternetter
      @GenericInternetter Před 3 lety

      No...
      Tea-Our-New Leaves

  • @playerunknown9448
    @playerunknown9448 Před 3 lety +172

    Spiff again proving that he never dissapoints.

  • @astrosteve
    @astrosteve Před 2 lety +56

    You know, it's really interesting that he doesn't like the space stage. When the game first came out, most people were the opposite, and insisted Space was the only stage that wasn't garbage and boring. Big change of opinions with the game, I guess?

    • @SchizoetryOfficial
      @SchizoetryOfficial Před 2 lety +17

      The least popular stage is the cell stage but that was always my favorite. Thats not saying much though, because the entire game is trash imo.

    • @murrayshekelberg9754
      @murrayshekelberg9754 Před 2 lety +6

      I assume most people still like the space stage the best. I was surprised to hear someone say they thought it was the worst. That copy protection fiasco killed this games chances of a sequel

    • @Cheesusful
      @Cheesusful Před rokem +4

      I always found cell stage incredibly relaxing

    • @tracyblanchard7663
      @tracyblanchard7663 Před rokem +11

      Honestly yeah, cell stage was definitely my favorite. Just kinda felt like a high production flash game with the 2d evolution, which is a good feeling.

  • @mxfoedl5448
    @mxfoedl5448 Před rokem

    What a lovely goodbye/outro.

  • @GrievousFrom
    @GrievousFrom Před 3 lety +344

    Just like real life British people, you start straight off as an invasive species. XD

    • @alecity4877
      @alecity4877 Před 3 lety +8

      you shouldn't be laughing general, remember the Huk? remember Kummar? remember your days fighting for Kalee? general, you must not laugh aat these matters.

    • @AmericanCaesarian
      @AmericanCaesarian Před 3 lety +12

      An invasive species that won due to being more advanced, same with the French, the Germans, the Americans, and sometimes the Russians

    • @DarksiderDarmoset
      @DarksiderDarmoset Před 3 lety +15

      @@AmericanCaesarian Not being more advanced, but rather prioritizing weapons and violence over the needs of their own people.

    • @sheez7734
      @sheez7734 Před 3 lety

      @@AmericanCaesarian hell yeah brother

    • @paulsween628
      @paulsween628 Před 3 lety

      BRUH

  • @acidhydra101
    @acidhydra101 Před 3 lety +27

    Can't believe Spiff encountered 「CARL WHEEZER, THE DEVOURER OF GODS」 in this video! 117/10, amazing job.

  • @elitemook4234
    @elitemook4234 Před 2 lety +6

    I imagine the megachad developed speech souly so they could scream "You left me unfinished" at the heavens.

  • @AgelessTurtle
    @AgelessTurtle Před 2 lety +19

    This game was so fun! I can’t imagine how awesome spore 2 would be with how games have evolved today! See what I did there?! ;D

    • @spiker.ortmann
      @spiker.ortmann Před měsícem

      And maybe they will finally give us the aquatic stage they left out in the original game... 😁

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius Před 3 lety +91

    «The chad has grown a brain! My goodness I thought the day would never come.» That’s one of the best lines I’ve ever heard.

  • @NightSpark11569
    @NightSpark11569 Před 3 lety +65

    Spore: I'm going to befriend this potato with eyes. oh my brain grew I'm going to eat you now

  • @kevindenis9551
    @kevindenis9551 Před rokem +2

    Can I just say that it is truly inspiring to see such a cute looking species reach Space faring status so easily, with no legs, a little round body with wiggly tentacles, and a gnashing sideways beak for a mouth? Honestly, if these things can do it, why can’t we? 😆

  • @Milkman-bu9es
    @Milkman-bu9es Před 2 lety +5

    When I was a kid I played spore for hundreds of hours, my proudest moment was discovering that regardless of whichever diet you picked if you add a herbivore mouth and a carnivore mouth you can be omnivorous anyway

    • @ashimochi
      @ashimochi Před rokem

      Lmaoo yes, the realization shocked me as well

  • @Twelth
    @Twelth Před 3 lety +57

    "not all of us are perfect"
    But isn't mega Chad already perfect?

  • @Lankycaptain
    @Lankycaptain Před 3 lety +213

    Questions like this must be answered and our glorious Tea leader is here to spread knowledge.

  • @elmatijota7008
    @elmatijota7008 Před rokem +5

    It is hard to break something broken,
    but it is harder to improve something perfect.
    -Joe Mama 2022

  • @Philippe44
    @Philippe44 Před 2 lety +3

    Brit: Play the digeridoo
    Tribe Leader: Let me show you the dance of my people

  • @rofenom8496
    @rofenom8496 Před 3 lety +24

    17:39 that's an ufo, they sometimes spawn in the tribal stage

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop Před 3 lety +67

    I have one word to say about that large orange creature: "WOAH!"

  • @iceteadoesart4920
    @iceteadoesart4920 Před 2 lety +2

    beat darwin is a hard ass achievement but, not as hard as 'deal with the devil' befriend the most hostile creature and 'badge from heck' make the most hostile creature extinct. tbh i forgot the name of the creature but, its very cute

  • @zachbaker2051
    @zachbaker2051 Před 2 lety

    Man, I really needed that feel-good part at the end.
    Thank you for the soul rejuvenation sir!

  • @hoovy2319
    @hoovy2319 Před 3 lety +22

    19:03 “Sir, a large object is coming out of Hyperspace!”

  • @AdmiralNMR
    @AdmiralNMR Před 3 lety +137

    "that's some intense nuttage right there, and wow, he's collapsed". That's not a Spore creature that's just my pet rabbit.

  • @The_Story_Of_Us
    @The_Story_Of_Us Před 2 lety +11

    Karen: ”My baby is the most perfect, beautiful baby on the planet, he can do no wrong!”
    Karen’s baby: