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  • čas přidán 12. 08. 2024
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Komentáře • 660

  • @treelambs5392
    @treelambs5392 Před 6 lety +1067

    I’m convinced Florida is just a live GTA server

    • @xenounde0
      @xenounde0 Před 6 lety +12

      czcams.com/video/_cvJ6tfNG28/video.html

    • @knifeniceguy
      @knifeniceguy Před 6 lety +52

      living 30 minutes from Jacksonville ...can confirm

    • @schlubenno3827
      @schlubenno3827 Před 6 lety +10

      I live here and where I live none of this shit happens. I always thought California was the “crazy” place. It’s so boring here. 😂

    • @thetastiestjam
      @thetastiestjam Před 6 lety +2

      Treelambs I can confirm

    • @lugnutvs.8173
      @lugnutvs.8173 Před 6 lety +2

      Treelambs sometimes it is down here.

  • @knotletis
    @knotletis Před 6 lety +424

    ‘I wouldn’t want to approach a man about to nut inside a pit bull’
    -Jared 2K18

    • @Chris_yes
      @Chris_yes Před 6 lety +21

      if this channel was as popular as it deserves to be this comment would already be at like 2000 likes. thats metal stuff and weird funny people I guess.

  • @anarchy__1693
    @anarchy__1693 Před 6 lety +451

    Florida man on drugs kills imaginary friend and turns himself in. That's an actual headline.

    • @luciferslunchbox632
      @luciferslunchbox632 Před 5 lety +9

      Stannis Baratheon you are fake

    • @snow5772
      @snow5772 Před 5 lety +4

      I saw that

    • @markthedark595
      @markthedark595 Před 5 lety +3

      Hey anarchy_ _16 i like your Slaughter To Prevail pic

    • @idiosyncraticmushroom3030
      @idiosyncraticmushroom3030 Před 4 lety +4

      it would be funny if they never mentioned the drugs and somebody thought that that man was completely sober. Like yeah somebody would do that.

    • @phantomechelon3628
      @phantomechelon3628 Před 4 lety +2

      Aren't all Florida people on drugs...all the time?

  • @kaleb.metzger
    @kaleb.metzger Před 6 lety +254

    "Where are my balls, Gregory?" -Austin Dicky 2018

  • @MisterMisanthropic
    @MisterMisanthropic Před 6 lety +106

    All of the best headlines start have the words “Florida Man”

  • @gabekuchan
    @gabekuchan Před 6 lety +312

    Florida man Florida man. Doing things a Florida can. Florida man

  • @2LBoxer
    @2LBoxer Před 6 lety +74

    Florida man gets sponsored by W A R R O B O T S

  • @samusammale766
    @samusammale766 Před 6 lety +55

    Florida man. The hero we need, but don't deserve

  • @ryanleatigaga7596
    @ryanleatigaga7596 Před 6 lety +419

    Florida Man Creates Giant War Robot out of Remains From Seattle Heavy Metal Band Members

  • @Solidkhallid
    @Solidkhallid Před 6 lety +163

    Having lived in Florida for the past 20 years, I can confirm its just as weird as you think it is.

    • @avoiceinyourhead9405
      @avoiceinyourhead9405 Před 5 lety +4

      38 years here... Definitely an adventure! Lol

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 Před 5 lety +2

      @Thisgirlashhley Considering we're the meth capital of the world, this shouldn't be a surprise....unless you live in a small town of nothing interesting. Well at least I don't live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere 123.

    • @justbrowsing9706
      @justbrowsing9706 Před 5 lety +3

      23 years and counting... Not much has changed

    • @EnergeticxCheese
      @EnergeticxCheese Před 5 lety +1

      Lmao I could tell you that after 2 months in St. Petersburg

    • @brettbush7491
      @brettbush7491 Před 5 lety

      @Thisgirlashhley hey did u live near tampa

  • @empirestatelvr3694
    @empirestatelvr3694 Před 6 lety +66

    Florida man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
    Florida man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
    Florida man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
    Soaking up the thirst of the land

    • @scottygunz1245
      @scottygunz1245 Před 6 lety +4

      babybackbrady holy shit...but ocean man is too good

  • @andyfmiranda
    @andyfmiranda Před 6 lety +59

    People get naked and oiled when they are robbing. It makes it almost impossible to catch you while you run.

  • @scottychi
    @scottychi Před 6 lety +11

    I love my state! Floridian and proud!

  • @SixStringDave_90
    @SixStringDave_90 Před 6 lety +23

    So I used to work at the Home Depot where the monkey attacked the lady. This was in the small hick town of Okeechobee (I only lived there for 5 years) and this happened after I left, but, that lady brought her monkey in all the time when I was there and was normally a pretty chill animal. Still, it is Florida and doesn’t surprise me one bit.

  • @jacobeberhardt1649
    @jacobeberhardt1649 Před 6 lety +63

    I'm honestly not surprised by any of these, living in florida myself.

    • @shawnconway5696
      @shawnconway5696 Před 6 lety +2

      Jacob Eberhardt same here

    • @Chris_yes
      @Chris_yes Před 6 lety +1

      likewise to my comment up there please tell us some :)

    • @chrisd.3319
      @chrisd.3319 Před 6 lety +8

      Jacob Eberhardt Same here! I was a New York City cop for 21 years and was convinced I'd seen it all.... I retired 8 yrs ago & moved to Florida. I learned VERY quickly that I had NOT seen it all....!!!! Every fuckin' day it seems I witness my own personal "Florida Man" headline ..... NYC has nothing on Florida for sure!

    • @misscacti2126
      @misscacti2126 Před 6 lety

      Exactly lol as a Florida native, this is 100% accurate 😂

    • @RiPP2_The_Core
      @RiPP2_The_Core Před 6 lety +1

      Chris D. Hahahahahahaha that's great 😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀💀

  • @papa_da_engineer
    @papa_da_engineer Před 6 lety +112

    "Pick it up, pick up the cigarette" 😂 😂 😭😭💀💀

    • @connerdiamond5317
      @connerdiamond5317 Před 6 lety +8

      Native Gringo the phonics of this phrase could be potential djent material

    • @Chris-sv5zs
      @Chris-sv5zs Před 6 lety +2

      Oh My GoD I’m dEaD LmAo XDDDD

    • @DecontructRecreate
      @DecontructRecreate Před 6 lety +2

      Larry the trash picking cougar or whatever it was called, that skit on family guy

    • @Chris-sv5zs
      @Chris-sv5zs Před 6 lety +1

      Deconstruct//Recreate yep

  • @ajsazerdo3740
    @ajsazerdo3740 Před 6 lety +11

    11:47 I just saw Austin singing Foo Fighters and had to stop and comment about it lol

  • @marsss7939
    @marsss7939 Před 6 lety +199

    Fun fact: florida is one of the only states that doesn't have regulations on information released about crimes in the media, so it's not that florida is particularly insane, it's just that you don't hear about the specifics of crimes in other states

  • @cornbeef2128
    @cornbeef2128 Před 6 lety +286

    The next GTA game should be based in Florida lol

  • @ObeseJohn1
    @ObeseJohn1 Před 6 lety +65

    can confirm these are all legit headlines. i live in florida. im kinda a professional

    • @schlubenno3827
      @schlubenno3827 Před 6 lety +9

      J-Lynn'O You’re not a professional until you’ve made out with a live alligator at a party. 😤

    • @Chris_yes
      @Chris_yes Před 6 lety

      I'm sorry. what have you seen? tell us some stories!

    • @RiPP2_The_Core
      @RiPP2_The_Core Před 6 lety

      🔥🔥👌👌👌😎😎😎😂💀😂💀💙💀😂💀💀

    • @CyberChrist
      @CyberChrist Před 6 lety +1

      "Professional floridian" is the new "professional russian".

  • @goodguyfabi3636
    @goodguyfabi3636 Před 6 lety +8

    Fun fact: Biting off your finger would be as easy as biting through a carrot but your brain stops you from doing it.

  • @SilverBack_Props
    @SilverBack_Props Před 6 lety +28

    When I think of Florida I think of two things , the band trivium and Florida man . I Imagine they have that old timey circus song ( u know wat I’m talking about ) playing on loudspeaker throughout the state just to keep up appearances.

    • @frayedendsofsanity1733
      @frayedendsofsanity1733 Před 6 lety +8

      GOTEN 3030150 The band Death? No? Okay.

    • @chrisd.3319
      @chrisd.3319 Před 6 lety +2

      GOTEN 3030150 czcams.com/video/1D5Sa2Yq-2g/video.html

    • @SilverBack_Props
      @SilverBack_Props Před 6 lety +2

      Chris D. Yess !! !! That’s the Florida anthem !!

    • @chrisd.3319
      @chrisd.3319 Před 6 lety +1

      GOTEN 3030150 That song starts playing as soon as I open my front door to leave the house! LOL

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 Před 5 lety +1

      Wait Trivium comes from here?
      Also I think Kamelot as my primary Florida band, then Death, then Iced Earth, then TSO (Because Savatage).

  • @Patty-P
    @Patty-P Před 6 lety +12

    Austin going above and beyond getting the follow ups 😍

  • @Delta3354
    @Delta3354 Před 6 lety +9

    I have to say, Jared looks far more approachable with his hat forward than back.

  • @brettrobinson7486
    @brettrobinson7486 Před 6 lety +18

    I knew this dude who did acid then tried to get into someone elses house naked by knocking on the door and saying its our house. Like its not your house its not my house. Its our house.

  • @deja3963
    @deja3963 Před 6 lety +14

    Can confirm, the only things in Florida are cows, alligators, humidity, and copious amounts of drugs. It's fun here.

  • @sl1psn0tt
    @sl1psn0tt Před 6 lety +72

    This is why i want to leave florida. I literally have a neighbor that does drugs and has an illegal pet alligator

    • @chrisd.3319
      @chrisd.3319 Před 6 lety +22

      Daniella Beck I think I live across the street from you! LOL

    • @sl1psn0tt
      @sl1psn0tt Před 6 lety +10

      Chris D. Lmao thats funny

    • @mranonymous3554
      @mranonymous3554 Před 6 lety +16

      Dude that's why I wanna move to Florida

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 Před 5 lety +3

      Fuck this I'm moving to Indiana. Only downside is now sweet tea, and the sugar packs do next to nothing either. Like it takes more than there are in the world to even make it slightly sugary, whereas it takes two or three spoonfuls and there's some sweeetness.

    • @STE607
      @STE607 Před 5 lety +1

      F

  • @qualcom01
    @qualcom01 Před 4 lety +2

    I clicked on this instead of listening to music. “Grinding meaty bits against nuts and bolts” made it worth it.

  • @snackers199
    @snackers199 Před 6 lety +11

    Florida Man take me by the hand

  • @xavierazad
    @xavierazad Před 6 lety +3

    "Where are my balls gregory?" lmao reminds me of Rick and Morty

  • @Miningfordiamonds1
    @Miningfordiamonds1 Před 6 lety +42

    My sister’s boyfriend was friends with a dude who nicknamed himself oden who broke in to a dudes house naked, stood by the dudes bed and when asked who he was he replied with “I am you” and left. He now lives in the woods with wolves.

  • @WhiteAlbumGG_YT
    @WhiteAlbumGG_YT Před 6 lety +5

    If you can't handle us Floridians then don't come down for the summer

  • @veganarchistcommunist3051

    "Dear Florida, we need to have a talk. Sincerely, America."

  • @etsukoemeritus7416
    @etsukoemeritus7416 Před 6 lety +9

    I am wearing exactly the same shirt as Austin as Im watching

  • @bradleyrayson2955
    @bradleyrayson2955 Před 6 lety +11

    Trust, I live in Broward. Florida is crazy.

    • @ryanbazail
      @ryanbazail Před 6 lety +1

      I'm from Weston so I live in that part of broward that tries to be boujey. So I'm not to familiar with the crazyness of the other side of beward

    • @bradleyrayson2955
      @bradleyrayson2955 Před 6 lety

      @@ryanbazail I live deep in the heart of downtown Fort Lauderdale. It's crazy. It's sorta getting better lately but we'll see how long that lasts.

    • @bradleyrayson2955
      @bradleyrayson2955 Před 6 lety

      @@ryanbazail indeed they're gnarly

  • @memetastic4404
    @memetastic4404 Před 5 lety +3

    I was drinking soda during the minion one and as soon as Jared said, “are you sure this wasn’t you” I just exploded

  • @Dekead1930
    @Dekead1930 Před 6 lety +26

    Lol, I watched the Florida man video from a while ago yesterday and I thought this was like a reupload

  • @oogabooga2694
    @oogabooga2694 Před 6 lety +4

    11:50 WATCH HIM AS HE GOES!

  • @j.paullacey6277
    @j.paullacey6277 Před 6 lety +6

    As a Floridian I feel that I will be on this list for something that I did

  • @carlossaumamadrigal7915
    @carlossaumamadrigal7915 Před 6 lety +6

    Nice Ernie ball hat Jared!

  • @call_me_kite5753
    @call_me_kite5753 Před 6 lety +2

    I live in Florida. And the news is honestly the best thing to watch

    • @chrisd.3319
      @chrisd.3319 Před 6 lety

      Kenton Lermond Local news is hilarious! I have to wear a bib when I watch the morning news because I'm always shooting coffee outta my nose from laughing at the daily insanity that is Florida....

  • @jacetaylor7597
    @jacetaylor7597 Před 6 lety +8

    Dave grohl would be so proud

  • @MireilleAntone
    @MireilleAntone Před 4 lety +3

    "If someone were to break into your house and then just leave a random object."
    Did you mean: Santa Clause
    Note: Accidentally typed "Satan Clause" (by instinct) before editing it.

  • @christopherjohns2574
    @christopherjohns2574 Před 6 lety +4

    You'd be surprised how crazy it is

  • @ZZZ13656
    @ZZZ13656 Před 6 lety

    I always look forward to any video you guys upload, it always lifts up my mood and makes me laugh! Love you dudes

  • @timothyissler3815
    @timothyissler3815 Před 5 lety +3

    *Me six minutes in...*
    "Don't go to Florida. Ever. Not even for Disneyworld."

  • @gagelink4963
    @gagelink4963 Před 6 lety +1

    9:50 there was another one like that I saw where the guy got pulled over by the cops on live PD and he didn't have a licence, but said it was ok because he wasn't driving his car he was travelling in his car so he didn't need his driver's licence

  • @Forest_V19
    @Forest_V19 Před 6 lety +1

    This channel deserves so many more subscribers. Keep up the great work djentlemen.

  • @James.99
    @James.99 Před 6 lety +2

    I wonder if "Florida Man Invents Death Metal" was ever a headline

  • @kaelanmcalpine2011
    @kaelanmcalpine2011 Před 3 lety +1

    19:14 I guess his friends weren't his power this time. *Laughs in Xehanort*

  • @The_Atheist_Carpenter5625

    Man this nostalgia kick is gonna last all night.

  • @kasimeritak119
    @kasimeritak119 Před 6 lety +13

    Austin looks good with a cap! Tbh

  • @localmusiclover605
    @localmusiclover605 Před 6 lety +7

    Florida man rage quits about OverWatch

  • @balockaybumblebee
    @balockaybumblebee Před 5 lety +1

    8:24 GIVE A HOOT DONT POLLUTE!

  • @enasal-qawamshe374
    @enasal-qawamshe374 Před 6 lety

    I love you guys so much, your videos always make me happy

  • @oldgoblin7312
    @oldgoblin7312 Před 6 lety +27

    Austin looks just like a friend of mine, except my friend is still fat.

  • @jole4261
    @jole4261 Před 6 lety +2

    That 'The Office' reference though yasss
    Also Austin's shirt👌

  • @boozer216
    @boozer216 Před 5 lety +1

    I love all the quotes here lmao

  • @guitarmichael
    @guitarmichael Před 6 lety +8

    Tuff organic haircuts

  • @norsemodco.6847
    @norsemodco.6847 Před 6 lety

    Love the vlogs guys. Me and everyone in my band watch your guys videos

  • @sweeeeeney
    @sweeeeeney Před 6 lety

    Great video guys 🤘🏻

  • @justindarden5998
    @justindarden5998 Před 6 lety +1

    Hey guys good to see yall

  • @baozi8865
    @baozi8865 Před 6 lety

    Jared is like empathizing and then Austin is like uh fuck no 😆

  • @ianbos9570
    @ianbos9570 Před 6 lety +1

    Austin! Love the Ghost shirt! Awesome!

  • @spaceturtle1686
    @spaceturtle1686 Před 6 lety +11

    Florida man arrested for tranquilizing and raping alligators (real story)

  • @cigarettecat3981
    @cigarettecat3981 Před 6 lety +12

    I am the Florida man because I live in Florida

  • @Microtonal_Cats
    @Microtonal_Cats Před 4 lety +1

    3:45
    If you're poor and do crazy shit, you're crazy.
    If you're rich and do crazy shit, you're eccentric.

  • @TheBlackKnight1o1
    @TheBlackKnight1o1 Před 6 lety +2

    Whoa
    I literally just watched the first video you guys did on this...

  • @Hadalium
    @Hadalium Před 2 lety

    "So what's it like being married to a Ferris Wheel?"
    "Well, it has it's ups and downs..."

  • @0xyt0cin65
    @0xyt0cin65 Před 6 lety +33

    Last time I was this early Austin’s weight was further behind Jared hairline

    • @schlubenno3827
      @schlubenno3827 Před 6 lety +6

      Aiden Al jenabi Good sentence.

    • @sergioperez-si7bu
      @sergioperez-si7bu Před 6 lety +5

      Jaden L I'm still trying to figure it out

    • @eoindenniston2611
      @eoindenniston2611 Před 6 lety +3

      That doesn't even make sense idiot

    • @Chris_yes
      @Chris_yes Před 6 lety +2

      give him a chance he's special needs

    • @benhart6438
      @benhart6438 Před 6 lety +2

      Last time I was this early dickeys weight was disappearing faster than Jared's hairline would make more sense.

  • @axehol0354
    @axehol0354 Před 6 lety

    Love your videos man❤️

  • @nicandre7943
    @nicandre7943 Před 6 lety

    Hey Austin what are you drinking in this video? Always love your videos guys, always entertaining AF!! Thank you for putting them out for us!

  • @EvilAnarchy
    @EvilAnarchy Před 6 lety +1

    "Don't look at the Adams apple! Don't look at the Adams apple!!"~ Jim Norton

  • @brendandownham654
    @brendandownham654 Před 2 lety

    “where are my balls gregory”😂😂😂

  • @uwubenji2271
    @uwubenji2271 Před 5 lety

    *wakes up to austin singing my hero* aim for the bushes

  • @kolbybutt9685
    @kolbybutt9685 Před 6 lety +8

    I like to think Florida man is just the nickname for one middle aged man in Florida getting into all these situations

  • @jaredwright1655
    @jaredwright1655 Před 6 lety

    Dicky reppin ghost. Love ya doggg

  • @johnjarman5689
    @johnjarman5689 Před 6 lety +2

    I bet the guy who was sleeping with the dolphin really freed Willy.

  • @fam_rugwish5753
    @fam_rugwish5753 Před 3 lety

    Watching 2 years later but love the fact that there's casually a bottle of ipecac on the table

  • @ITzCrimePvP
    @ITzCrimePvP Před 6 lety +2

    you guys looking fresh af

  • @PhantomLantern2814
    @PhantomLantern2814 Před 6 lety

    I really wanna see y’all do the 50/50 challenge

  • @MexicanSpy
    @MexicanSpy Před 4 lety

    “Florida man is a anomaly”
    It sounds like SCP Potential

  • @MotorMarvin
    @MotorMarvin Před 6 lety

    OHHH YESSS! lets do this!

  • @thewildsergals3481
    @thewildsergals3481 Před 6 lety

    i LOVE your ghost shirt

  • @baileylarson2661
    @baileylarson2661 Před 6 lety

    Love the Ghost shirt

  • @vengeance_falls_9610
    @vengeance_falls_9610 Před 6 lety

    The video quality is a lot nicer!!!! What camera are you using?

  • @ericbuck629
    @ericbuck629 Před 6 lety

    Austin has that hopped grapefruit booch from humm. Good shit

  • @felixklemme42
    @felixklemme42 Před 6 lety

    yasssss!!! 2 uploads in 2 days!!!!!!

  • @michaelajaynes1333
    @michaelajaynes1333 Před 6 lety +1

    I legitimately thought the reflective table was a sensor bar for 5mins lmao😂

  • @donovangilbert7180
    @donovangilbert7180 Před 6 lety

    Dude, Florida Man sounds like a super hero that would basically do the things Deadpool does

  • @brahminbronson
    @brahminbronson Před 6 lety

    Love the shirt Dickie

  • @sophiaonearth6347
    @sophiaonearth6347 Před 6 lety +1

    Dickey looks fantastic, you inspire me to keep trying to lose weight as well!

  • @Chris_yes
    @Chris_yes Před 6 lety +1

    PS I love the fact that the gator story that you linked is actually narrated by a Scottish or Irish woman. It makes it even more surreal. anyway thanks guys.

  • @Psychosurgeonpls
    @Psychosurgeonpls Před 6 lety +1

    godspeed florida man.. godspeed

  • @Halo3machenima
    @Halo3machenima Před 5 lety

    I want to visit florida now. It sounds absolutely insane. I bet it would be the most entertaining vacation ever.

  • @nameless76mozwhaz9
    @nameless76mozwhaz9 Před 6 lety

    I got the same shirt at the second ritual of that tour in Pa Austin. hail Ghost!

  • @erikharper1538
    @erikharper1538 Před 6 lety +1

    the naked spaggethi one happened ltteraly a few miles away from my house in tallahassee

  • @emmymnz220
    @emmymnz220 Před 6 lety +1

    florida is so fucking metal

  • @jamesstuart1634
    @jamesstuart1634 Před 5 lety

    I just realised how much Austin wears that Habitual Gloom hat

  • @Tirryna
    @Tirryna Před 6 lety

    A few years ago, Cox'n Crendor made up a huge thing about "🎵Florida Man 🎵