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- Wanda Sykes explores Florida’s strip clubs and discusses the relationship tests that men fail.
Wanda Sykes: Tongue Untied
Original airdate: July 22, 2003
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"LOOK AT IT!" She's so brilliant. I love her!!!!!!
how long has it been?
@@jv-lk7bc Ask your mother 😁
"I WENT BACK UP FRONT AND PAID"!!!!
( • )( • ).
Always love her, whether Stand up, acting, or interviews on current events. STRONG, REAL,FUNNY, BEAUTIFUL black woman!! Thank you Wanda!
She is the GOAT of women's comedy
I'm so grateful for Wanda Sykes to help us get through these unhappy, unfunny years.
Wanda sykes is one of the funniest comedians alive. Anyone who hasn't heard "Esther escapes from her Spanx" is missing out on the best bit ever.
Ester loves bread and alcohol 🍸
I totally agree with you about the Ester Roll bit😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Esther is awesome but I like her thing about Viagra and men needing 3 women to sign off on a prescription 😅😅😅
Her Crank Yankers set about the 'turd in the backseat' after retrieving her car from an impound lot is incredible
@@CarolineBearoline She had those guy's at the garage dying
Girl, you described my brain to a Tee. It never stops!!!😂😂😂
gotta love that suede pantsuit 😅
Classic ‘70’s. Lived it. Loved it!!
Right?!?!
Classy as F on her.
@@elsagrace3893 must be so hot though.
She is so right about the constant thinking. The only time I am no thinking is when I'm asleep and I always dream so.....
That was me last night at 1am
BYOT joke absolutely killed me😂
Wanda is virtuoso. Doesn't get better than this. The material, the voice, the physicality- yowsa!
I just hear her voice and expect something fucked up to be said! LOL
Wait, is this Wanda? 😆
@@danielbretall2236 Is who Wanda?
@@EJofLA its a joke, like the comment was so complimentary that it was secretly Wanda Sykes leaving it.
@@danielbretall2236 That's what I thought lol. Thanks!
Wanda is one of the best! This had my hubby and I in stitches - cos it is SO true! He falls asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow. Me, I could be falling asleep in the chair, but as soon as I am in bed - the mind decides to wake up. So maddening! I definitely am waiting for that moment of silence in my head - just wish it would show up soon! 😂
it doesn't just come. its not a coincidence that the two things Wanda talks about together are the 'can't sleep' part and the 'testing he doesn't even know about' part. People who speak up at the time instead of saving things up sleep easier.
also: meditation. its for installing an 'off' switch for your mind. its a pretty good reason.
Wanda hit the nail on the head with the thinking in bed...that is me Every Dang Night!
Lol right. Same
Word.
Me too 😉
Solid material! She's a pro. A legend.thank you.
The women should have given her a standing Ovation for the "Let me think about it" so true. Also I agree with another fan who mentioned the routine where Esther is trying to get out of the Spanx. Classic.
“LOOK AT IT!!!
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?? LOOK AT IT!!!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Waiting for that moment of silence in my head.
which you'll never have
I gave up on that happening about 15, 20 yrs ago. 😄😩😄
You can have it right this second babe
Life is just a little bit easier knowin' that there's a Wanda Sykes in the world. We love you. 🙏💕❤️
Legend. We love you wanda
I love her wardrobe in all of her stand ups
"Let's go look at it". Too funny.
"Once you've see one naked lady, you want to see them all." Ron White
@@FirstnameLastnames If you could make one wish, what would it be? :)
"It Isn't Normal" on Netflix is at the Pryor/Carlin level of greatness.
I think her best is Ima Be Me. She is one of the greats.
Love this woman! I could be extremely depressed but when I watch her, I forget the struggles I have and laugh and laugh. She's amazing.
Wanda shows everyone how it's done🏅
I think Wanda has been hanging out in my bedroom because these are the conversations I have with myself! ALWAYS THINKING, THINKING, THINKING! 😂😂
Same! 😆
Sykes always leaves me laughing waaaaaay too hard.
Thank you SOOO much for this. I really needed it today.
I'm here crying laughing. I needed this. Thanks Wanda!!
Doing the little poking thing lmao
Wanda Sykes Rocks My World!!
I was like "Oh SNAP! Do those pants go all the way down into and form the boots like a Prince outfit?!? but then I saw they were just that long and the shoes matched. That's sharp though; I like the suit! Kudos!
Prince was way ahead of his time
Loved the rocking ‘70’s!! The best of times....mostly.
After I saw those triple D,s I went back and paid...
She was still in the closet in this time. Was this routine a hint?
Btw anyone noticed how bra sizes are gitting smaller? I used to be a C and now am triple D with no difference 🙄
"Triple Gs"
"Doing your poking thing " lmao 😆
I love me some Wanda Sykes! Girrrrllll, you are so funny..
One of the funniest lady comedians. She holds her own. 😄
She’s so hilarious!! 💕💕💕
I don't care what the topic is Wanda will have you laughing. The best female comedian in the industry! !
It was the thinking in bed bit for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
No one can make laugh like Wanda
Perhaps my favorite bit ever
What a goddess.
my thoughts exactly :)
She nailed it!
Wanda screaming "Look at it!!!" stays in my head for years
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 funny as always!
I love Wanda. 🤣😂🤣
I was amazed that by 3 minutes in, she proved that she can read my mind
She is soo amazing... always.
LoveLove💙 Wanda's Voice.... Sooooo Cute lol 💙
Just love her.
This woman made me laugh, I won't shut the hell up! Hahahahahaha! 👍
I love this woman!
Big girl crush 😁🥰👏🏼
I love Wanda ! She's the best.
Wanda Sykes is brilliant.
Wanda, I hope you see this. You bring so much joy to my afternoons, I love you! I wish you were my neighbor. By far my favorite female comedian.
Love her!!!💘💘😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💘💘💘💘
She looks great!
😂😂😂😂😂...Wanda is hilarious!!!
Those guys laughing and clapping, all failed the dish washing test. Me included, ahahahahaa! Wanda your great!
I think she could play Kamala Harris in a movie.
So true
Incredibly well explained!!! 😅
I love you Wanda! ❤️👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😆🤣😂😅🙏🏾
If you don't wash your dishes better catch the door.
So right!
One of my favorite specials. HBO played this, Bigger and Blacker and the movie You Got Mail like 1,000 times a week
Wanda is so funny. One of my fav's.
Wanda you look marvelous. Thanks for the laughs
Just brilliant😀
Genius on so many levels
That was good stuff
Damn, this made me put the dishes away, and I don't even live with anyone.
😆
Somebody has A.D.D. Like me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
She is my favorite American comedian right now
Hilarious. Lmao.
Whoa; this was fuh-nee lol 😃.
Wanda I think you are a very,very hilarious comic!!!!!! Super funny, I Love your comedy! I sit up at night alone with my ear buds in and I woke my friend up from laughing so hard while crying! I Love my nights!!
I always find myself laughing or gasping for air when watching her lol some comedians will get chuckles from me but she cracks me up lmao I guess she really did write material for Chris Rock haha
shes got female chris rock energy
She used to write for Chris Rock
I promise I be peeping those indirect test questions. I feel them on purpose every time 😂
First time I've seen or heard of her.
My problem is, who in my list of top 10 comedians is getting demoted.
Wanda understands.
Very funny and bright
😂 you know I'm Rick James sorry it has to come out show me your tennis shoes lol 😆
Wanda makes me laugh hard every time I see her. I can't say that about most comics, male or female.
Hey, you really made me laugh my pain off😂😂😂
First time seeing her work, she's funny
I LOVE WANDA!
cheering me up!
Wanda's the best
I did not know where that story was headed, but it sure landed on the bullseye.
This caliber comedy is so rare.
Gotta luv Wanda!❤️😘
Stronger weed would help calm her down before bed 😂
She needs that indo
Definitely helps!
Depends on strain, sometimes makes you think more
Brilliant!
Spot on! YES!
hilarious. 💃💃💃😅😅😅😅
Wanda knows Let go Look at It. Its always there in the back of a mans head.
Hilarious!!!!! 😂😂😂
You knock me out Wanda !!!
lol toothpicks and napkins
7:33 id say thats when you dont wash the dishes for a whole and see if he does it- and if he doesnt or asks you about it....
THEN
you know its some stuff
Wanda, you are Golden.