Worst Rolls Ever - NPC D&D - Episode 42

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  • We start our fight with Yaris Goldhorn with some of the literal worst dice rolls ever.
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  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs Před 3 lety +374

    Title Card 0:46
    Greg refusing to jump to the conclusion that has been trying to kill them 1:22
    An intriguing, but very bad revelation 1:49
    _Maximillian's Earthen Grasp_ 2:28
    Yaris rolls a Nat 1 with a negative mod! Is this hope? 3:00
    No Wild Surge (thank you Natural 1) 3:45
    When someone else's cat takes an interest in you, but also attacks you 4:12
    *Mortal Kombat!* 4:42
    Greg's finally reaches the conclusion 4:52
    Adam King is proud to introduce to the stage.... 5:09
    Bob leaps into action; quick heart attack 5:24
    *RESTRAINED ENEMY, FOUR ATTACK ROLLS, FOUR MISSES; VAN LIER DICE CURSE* 5:58-10:37
    Rob has an existential crisis 6:16
    Ben breaks 6:45-7:43
    New Dice; *Ben tries to love again* 8:23
    Natural 1, *FULL-ON TABLE BREAKDOWN* 8:41
    Rob runs the numbers for roll a 5 or less again 9:31
    Six. Huzzah? 10:06
    Walk of Shame (the Rogue cries) 10:50-11:25
    Misty Step 11:39
    Yaris tries to stab Grin 12:18
    Ben goes full-Eeyore 12:40-12:53
    _The Curse is spreading!_ 13:12
    "Have you ever shaken hands with Wil Wheaton?" 13:29
    Good try? Thank you? 13:40
    Rowan feels helpless 16:00
    Bodger rolls to Investigate for Traps 16:14
    Shitting your pants in defeat 16:20
    F*** it, grab the shiny axe 16:38-17:13
    The Fly Saga 17:33-????
    Bodger rolls Aracana to inspect shiny axe 17:58
    18! Has the curse halted? 18:09
    These runes must spell "Bodger's Axe" 18:37
    _Ray of Frost_ (Disadvantage) 20:00
    Damage! Huzzah! 21:02
    *Before the Kill* 21:22
    Rob doing a killer impression of Greg doing a killer impression of Rob doing Yaris Goldhorn saying "Yaris Goldhorn" to open the gate 22:12-22:40
    *Get over here!* 23:00
    Bob is afraid to ever love again 23:42
    _Chill Touch_ (Advantage) 24:55
    Baradun hits the Real Yaris! Have the tables finally turned? 25:04
    Adam's Cursed "Grabby" Face 25:45
    *Bob's turn....NEXT TIME, ON NPC D&D!* 26:31
    Ben loves rolling Natural 1s 27:12

    • @miguelsuarez-solis5027
      @miguelsuarez-solis5027 Před 3 lety +7

      Bob made 5 attack rolls... Because of the inspiration lmao 5 😂

    • @VivaLaDnDLogs
      @VivaLaDnDLogs Před 3 lety +3

      @@miguelsuarez-solis5027 I don't think they actually rolled the 5th. I'm not sure Rob would have survived if he did.

    • @miguelsuarez-solis5027
      @miguelsuarez-solis5027 Před 3 lety +3

      @@VivaLaDnDLogs oh no they legit did roll 5 times lol... I even gladly went back and double checked lol... 5 rolls lmao

    • @VivaLaDnDLogs
      @VivaLaDnDLogs Před 3 lety +1

      @@miguelsuarez-solis5027 I thought I had too?
      Two rolls with one die, then he tried a new dice for Inspiration that rolled the Nat 1, then he tried again and got a 6. Was there another after that I missed?

    • @miguelsuarez-solis5027
      @miguelsuarez-solis5027 Před 3 lety +5

      @@VivaLaDnDLogs he rolled 3 die for the first attack because advantage and inspiration then another 2 for his dagger attack because of advantage... I counted them off when I double checked
      It was hilarious either way lol

  • @RobertHartleyGM
    @RobertHartleyGM Před 3 lety +2087

    I think I almost asphyxiated during filming of this episode. Ben's rolls are a danger to my life.

    • @PalleRasmussen
      @PalleRasmussen Před 3 lety +79

      It is Will Wheaton in disguise. He is holding Ben captive somewhere.

    • @bmatt7895
      @bmatt7895 Před 3 lety +34

      Yep it has to be Will wheaton or Ben was cursed as a child

    • @izzaamazing9277
      @izzaamazing9277 Před 3 lety +35

      Give him a good luck kiss on the cheek, Rob 🤣🤣🤣

    • @toddsokaythingsandstuff868
      @toddsokaythingsandstuff868 Před 3 lety +158

      He should get a special skill called “Bad Luck Bob” If he rolls less than five four times in a row it’s considered a nat20.

    • @crispygoth
      @crispygoth Před 3 lety +95

      At least Bob is a danger to _someone_.

  • @virtualfrappe9902
    @virtualfrappe9902 Před 3 lety +656

    I'm just gonna put this here before I forget, for posterity.
    _At the end of their journey, Grinn settles down back in Honeywood, opting to use his Cleric expertise in a more mundane manner, and opens up a shop near Bodger's and Greg's. He now makes a savoury, delectable baked dish - a pie of sorts, topped with a selection of meat, vegetables, and cheese - and serves it to the people, healing their stomachs and their hearts. All these he does with a smile - or rather, a grin._
    _His dish? It's called Pizza._
    _The food he cooks immediately creates traction within the community and people starts calling his shop:_
    _Domino's Pizza._

  • @desarc6855
    @desarc6855 Před 3 lety +70

    In the 1st episode Rob said "They might be really lucky" about Bob's dice. It may have started there. The DM's Accidental Curse.

  • @johnvvoorthuijzen2653
    @johnvvoorthuijzen2653 Před 3 lety +313

    Me reading the title, thinking: how could the rolls get any worse??
    Ben: Hold my daggers

  • @dylanmahaffey8920
    @dylanmahaffey8920 Před 3 lety +788

    I cant believe you guys didnt even give this wizard an 8th chance to explain his actions! He may have not been evil.

    • @VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD
      @VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD  Před 3 lety +339

      They're such murder hobos! Only 7 chances to explain? Pfft.

    • @dylanmahaffey8920
      @dylanmahaffey8920 Před 3 lety +88

      Remind me never to cross you guys 7 times.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 Před 3 lety +65

      Yeah, just because he looks like Lucius Malfoy's black haired twin brother, doesn't mean he's evil. Geez!!!

    • @Manicca
      @Manicca Před 3 lety +19

      @@wjzav1971 TBH Looks doesn't have to mean anything... That would mean any Metalhead, Goth, Blackrock style etc is "evil" - and I can assure you, we're not.
      We hug and sing and eat pancakes.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 Před 3 lety +13

      @@Manicca I was just making a joke that Yaris looks like Lucius Malfoy if he was black haired.
      I know that looks don't denote anyone being evil. My brothers are Metalheads and they tell me every year how the Wacken Open Air is the safest big concert event there is.

  • @bunniesbunniesbunnie
    @bunniesbunniesbunnie Před 3 lety +527

    When the DM literally collapses laughing, you know you're just boned to pieces. Bless his heart, he tries so hard and every set of dice hate him so much.

  • @patriot639
    @patriot639 Před 2 lety +140

    I love how Rob with the Math Degree laughs at Ben's ability to defy probability.

  • @arielespoir8612
    @arielespoir8612 Před 3 lety +213

    Imagine Rob's talking with his grandchildren one night at the family D&D table, 40 years from now.
    Rob's grandchild: Grandpa, why did you give up on becoming a mathematician?
    Rob, with a gleam in his eye: Little Timmy, let me tell you all about the myth, the legend, Bartholomew the Star-crossed...

  • @zhadasar
    @zhadasar Před 3 lety +173

    It's even worse for Ben when you realize this is the same session since ep. 34. That's a lot of god-awful rolls.

    • @VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD
      @VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD  Před 3 lety +131

      Yeah, it wasn't just this set of rolls that broke me, it was the lead up, him failing to sneak coz I rolled a 20, him happening to be standing next to Bodger, just so much.

    • @catvamp100
      @catvamp100 Před rokem +13

      @@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD
      You're rob? Great work man, I'm hooked

  • @Viper989626
    @Viper989626 Před 3 lety +377

    Rob crying is priceless

    • @justingrogan9758
      @justingrogan9758 Před 3 lety +22

      Everytime I rewatch this I lose it when Rob breaks down. He's so good as DM but this group and Bob's rolls have to be so tough for him

    • @artmy3045
      @artmy3045 Před 2 lety +3

      f

    • @tomtomkingbenito5998
      @tomtomkingbenito5998 Před 2 lety +3

      Bob crying is priceless

  • @yoshidollface
    @yoshidollface Před 2 lety +42

    Ben's natural one was so absolutely insane that it shoved everyone back five feet

  • @johnholliday9387
    @johnholliday9387 Před 3 lety +233

    As usual, the subtitles on this one are spot-on. "HEARTLESS LAUGHTER"!!! "ALL LAUGH AT BEN'S PAIN. AGAIN."

  • @patron5460
    @patron5460 Před 3 lety +281

    When the DM ends up on his knees from laughing you know it must be ridiculous

    • @Nammjahtan
      @Nammjahtan Před 3 lety +30

      Rob's laughter was probably the best part of this episode.

    • @RuralTowner
      @RuralTowner Před 3 lety +23

      You forgot the tears. HE'S IN TEARS!

    • @kcs9210
      @kcs9210 Před 3 lety +10

      Rob dying from laughter is adorable.

  • @levanquer
    @levanquer Před 3 lety +288

    Wil Wheaton and Bob enter the same room and the universe collapses having rolled a 1 on continuing to exist.

    • @Wulferic1
      @Wulferic1 Před 3 lety +6

      I was thinking JUST this!

    • @tauriel_brisingr3936
      @tauriel_brisingr3936 Před 3 lety +4

      I always knew it would end like this 😂

    • @ryanadshead4809
      @ryanadshead4809 Před 3 lety +2

      This would be epic

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce Před 2 lety +5

      Could there be a better pair?

    • @wite6509
      @wite6509 Před rokem +2

      ... rolled 1 on a d[infinity] dice (which is mathematically perfect zero chance)

  • @TheCasualTheorist
    @TheCasualTheorist Před 3 lety +303

    "I'm not wearing armor"
    "Well, I'm not wearing glasses"
    This writing is so good 😂

  • @JessicaGraceWright
    @JessicaGraceWright Před rokem +23

    Rob cracking up is always great, especially when he's laughing about improbable maths.

  • @lagoondiver
    @lagoondiver Před 3 lety +264

    If Ben ever manages to roll a natural 20 during this campaign, it will probably create a rip in the fabric of time and space and unbalance the universe

    • @ReclusiveEagle
      @ReclusiveEagle Před 3 lety +34

      He did.. when he set up a tent 😆

    • @VivaLaDnDLogs
      @VivaLaDnDLogs Před 3 lety +19

      Oh, he rolls Nat 20s. Just never when he needs them.

    • @invalidstring3447
      @invalidstring3447 Před 3 lety +16

      he will roll a nat 20 it will just be on something that REALY unimportant. like an investigation check in a completely empty room with nothing interesting

    • @MrSasukeSusanoo
      @MrSasukeSusanoo Před 3 lety +3

      He will casually kill an elder god with a nat 20 when it's not even important but won't be able to cut a stick in 2 when he needs it to survive

    • @FlamesAndShadows
      @FlamesAndShadows Před 3 lety +3

      Nah, it just be for something silly and incidental, like tucking the blanket for Grinn. Every time he rolls high in a combat situation the enemy just rolls better.

  • @sirtrouile6308
    @sirtrouile6308 Před 3 lety +352

    The legendary bad luck of Bob is still here

    • @DeathclawJedi
      @DeathclawJedi Před 3 lety +11

      calling it right now Ben needs a designated roller rule to be made. one other person rolls at the same time he does and then add 1/2 their roll to his up to 15. If by some unforeseen reason Ben rolls a nat 20 on his own his player Bob automatically does 4X damage on target

    • @SuperJackwilson
      @SuperJackwilson Před 3 lety +7

      @@DeathclawJedi better yet with this luck if bob by some miricale gets a nat 20 on an attack roll he instantlyy wins the fight

    • @DeathclawJedi
      @DeathclawJedi Před 3 lety +2

      @@SuperJackwilson Agreed but that was kinda the point of the 4x dam idea

    • @ABlokeCalledDaz
      @ABlokeCalledDaz Před 3 lety +3

      Could you get Ben and Will Wheaton together at all? That should make for some interesting dice rolling.

    • @vonoostenstein
      @vonoostenstein Před 3 lety +1

      I'd love to see them weave his bad rolls into his character. Like maybe he's not really a rogue, maybe he's a bored merchant who was looking for some adventure. He's just been pretending this whole time and that's why he can't hit anything with his weapons. All of his lies are starting to catch up to him and the rest are starting to get suspicious.

  • @CallMeKayt90
    @CallMeKayt90 Před 3 lety +93

    I want shirts with BOBs face that says May the Dice be ever in your Favor”

  • @GISHelper
    @GISHelper Před 3 lety +58

    I think we need a skit that explains how BOB's family line was cursed with bad rolls. What witch, warlock, or sorcerer did they piss off.

    • @Nammjahtan
      @Nammjahtan Před 3 lety +7

      The answer to what witch, warlock or sorcerer they pissed off is... yes.

    • @dezerayb3980
      @dezerayb3980 Před 3 lety

      Also an adventure to Fix It 😂

    • @7HatimF16
      @7HatimF16 Před 3 lety +2

      He and They pissed of all the sorcerer and wizards in all the lands 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @GISHelper
      @GISHelper Před 3 lety +7

      B.O.B's great great grandfather crawled in a grand sorcerer and exploded him from the inside, and every since the family has been cursed with the Nat 1 whenever they work with a sorcerer.

  • @caranoron
    @caranoron Před 3 lety +188

    Reminds me of that time Brit was with the gang. She jumped, attacked someone, did 0 dmg, retreated and slipped on the ice.

  • @popuptarget7386
    @popuptarget7386 Před 3 lety +75

    This series is really an excellent way to explain D&D to someone who never played before as well as super entertaining for the rest of us spectators.

    • @CatGold5047
      @CatGold5047 Před 2 lety +5

      This is how to play WELL. The roleplaying is shockingly good (though the metagaming is a bit much sometimes). Everyone is having a blast and that's really the point of D&D.

  • @Taoisman
    @Taoisman Před 2 lety +49

    8:41 I can rewatch this 20 times just to see everyone's separate reaction 😂

  • @ilseh95
    @ilseh95 Před 3 lety +12

    I've already watched Bobs turn multiple times in a row. Rob just disappearing behind his screen crying from laughing is the best part for sure 😂

  • @SuperJackwilson
    @SuperJackwilson Před 3 lety +77

    14:23 they says this is a shit fight because everyone is missing but if you were to act it out you could make it an epic fight where everyone is dodging

    • @nojworld
      @nojworld Před 3 lety +4

      If they missed by one or two, not with these attack rolls 😅

    • @tauriel_brisingr3936
      @tauriel_brisingr3936 Před 3 lety +12

      I thought it was a brilliant fight. I loved Hamish and Yarris's little interactions “oh well we tried, GG” 😂

    • @souldancersbyjennifer
      @souldancersbyjennifer Před 2 měsíci

      Yea... Can be dodged or blocked

  • @Samj008
    @Samj008 Před 3 lety +164

    I feel like Rob missed an opportunity to work this into the story. The Calm emotions spell was cast so the characters weren't completely committed to their attacks.

    • @VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD
      @VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD  Před 3 lety +198

      Damn, I missed my shot there! ...Like all of them did! eyo!

    • @blaCCiez
      @blaCCiez Před 3 lety +17

      @@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD y'all should make this into a mini serie ( epic npc style) this is so brilliant. it should come to life beyond the boardgame!! :) thank you for the years of entertainment.!!

    • @hasansaeedifar5622
      @hasansaeedifar5622 Před 3 lety +7

      If you think about it, the moment Grinn casts the shield of faith, ending the calm emotions effect, The rolls start to be good again.

    • @tauriel_brisingr3936
      @tauriel_brisingr3936 Před 3 lety +3

      I bet it’s like in a dream where you try and punch someone and it’s like moving underwater. That’s probably what they are all like in a misty haze of weed smoke haha

    • @danielbazzana5735
      @danielbazzana5735 Před 3 lety

      Genius!

  • @Locedamius
    @Locedamius Před 3 lety +73

    The exchange between Yaris and Grin is probably the most polite fight I've seen.

  • @dew-it8744
    @dew-it8744 Před 3 lety +24

    This is the best version of Greg. He can create smelly screwdrivers, beeping objects, and a cannon. Oh yeah! He also has a glock.

  • @MedicsMoist
    @MedicsMoist Před 3 lety +112

    The whole rooms freak out over the Nat 1 was hilarious 😂😂

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 Před 3 lety +10

      Like how they all exploded in laughter

    • @tauriel_brisingr3936
      @tauriel_brisingr3936 Před 3 lety +4

      Ha! I know! It was like if D&D was a sport that everyone took seriously and someone just scored an own goal with a broken leg 😂

    • @lambentlamprey
      @lambentlamprey Před 2 lety

      @@tauriel_brisingr3936 Poor Ben kinda did though XD

  • @Devcon
    @Devcon Před 3 lety +156

    Ok Rob's reaction at 5:59 is PRICELESS
    EDIT: GOOD LORD 6:52
    EDIT #2 8:38 WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

    • @ThousandTimesBefore
      @ThousandTimesBefore Před 3 lety +3

      😂😂😂

    • @ricky6144
      @ricky6144 Před 3 lety +6

      The last part tho lol

    • @bachelorforlife3202
      @bachelorforlife3202 Před 3 lety +6

      Dont worry Bob it is just one of the days. Remember you have gone through dark souls grind. Keep all that emotion in until your next rolls. It will be rewarding.

    • @someguy6076
      @someguy6076 Před 2 lety +1

      Pretty sure at this point that if Bob did give up and try to attack himself that he would miss.

  • @sevorg_
    @sevorg_ Před 3 lety +27

    Bob then learns how to use magic missiles and uses them to deal a total of 3 damage every time

    • @VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD
      @VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD  Před 3 lety +21

      ... watch this space. I may have specifically added an item to future loot with BOB in mind after this fight.

    • @DarklyDepressed
      @DarklyDepressed Před 2 lety +9

      @@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD lets be honest though, Ben/Bob would probably miss the loot and not be able to use it 🤣

    • @DragonsAreHungry
      @DragonsAreHungry Před rokem +3

      @@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD and then Greg stole it 🤣

  • @andyventures6574
    @andyventures6574 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Ben breaking the laws of probability never gets old .

  • @leefisher6366
    @leefisher6366 Před 3 lety +59

    0:00 - Oh, I wonder about whom the title of this episode refers...? Ben, perchance?
    6:20 (Rob): 'I can't deal with this. It's not how maths works. It's not how probability works!'

  • @majormoron605
    @majormoron605 Před 3 lety +72

    I just noticed that Hamish's figure is actually a dragonborn...
    Also, rob's reaction to ben's rolls was prbly the best part of this episode

    • @dylanmahaffey8920
      @dylanmahaffey8920 Před 3 lety +6

      Right?! Is he a dragon born? I'm so confused.

    • @Yansigizmund
      @Yansigizmund Před 3 lety +14

      @@dylanmahaffey8920 Rob explained the situation on one of his "behind the screen" streams on Twitch. Domino was supposted to be a dragonborn, but the guys changed it in the last moment so they won't have troubles with the greenscreen stuff because of that.

    • @dylanmahaffey8920
      @dylanmahaffey8920 Před 3 lety +8

      @@Yansigizmund ah, now that makes sense.

    • @davidmoushey6185
      @davidmoushey6185 Před 3 lety

      So hamish just thinks he is a dragon born?

    • @Yansigizmund
      @Yansigizmund Před 3 lety +3

      @@davidmoushey6185 Robert did not confirm nor deny this information. I think he created an interesting backstory for him, so i guess we will find it out in future episodes :)

  • @ikitclaw7146
    @ikitclaw7146 Před 3 lety +47

    This seemed very therapeutic for Rob, after all the stress they have caused him, he almost dies laughing lol

  • @-earlgreylee6556
    @-earlgreylee6556 Před 3 lety +28

    I don't think you can say you've played D&D until you've felt that deep dark despair in the pit of your stomach that Ben experienced in this one. It's ok Ben. We know your urge to cry was real, and we understand.

  • @benhazevoet3012
    @benhazevoet3012 Před 3 lety +128

    I’m so hyped for baelins route!

  • @jajsem1109
    @jajsem1109 Před 3 lety +61

    In our country, there is saying: "Unlucky in game, lucky in love." I would say, Ben must have the best wife in the whole multiverse....

    • @Yansigizmund
      @Yansigizmund Před 3 lety +24

      And then sacrifice her to the dice gods to improve his rolls.

    • @catherine7818
      @catherine7818 Před 3 lety +2

      Are you from Russia? :)

    • @janmydliar4387
      @janmydliar4387 Před 3 lety

      @@catherine7818 probably Czechia. Thats common in Slavic countrys. Im from Slovakia

    • @catherine7818
      @catherine7818 Před 3 lety +2

      @@janmydliar4387 yeah, I know. I'm from Ukraine so I know this saying

    • @arnevlerick064
      @arnevlerick064 Před 3 lety +2

      @@janmydliar4387 Well, in Belgium we know the exact same saying. So it's even more universal! :-)

  • @thomasbecker9676
    @thomasbecker9676 Před 3 lety +26

    Why do I get the feeling Bodger found a Berserker Axe?

    • @VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD
      @VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD  Před 3 lety +20

      ... *whistles, innocently*

    • @thomasbecker9676
      @thomasbecker9676 Před 3 lety +2

      @@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD Thought so. Going to be interesting to see how/if they figure it out.

  • @SquidChild
    @SquidChild Před 2 lety +9

    We need a montage of all Bens bad rolls and Rob's laughter.

  • @rinb12
    @rinb12 Před 3 lety +40

    Can we all just appreciate Ben's awesome acting in the cut scenes, to be that smarmy knowing the heartbreaking/infuriating truth makes this episode a joy to see

  • @vecchiosaggio320
    @vecchiosaggio320 Před 3 lety +140

    Please someone give a hug to Ben...after seeing what happened I always feel really bad.

  • @Svet3YT
    @Svet3YT Před 3 lety +19

    I love how it's laugh & goof one second and the next Rob is 110% into his role going ham

  • @TheComedian1155
    @TheComedian1155 Před rokem +2

    "I ca...I cant deal with this. Its not how maths works."
    🤣🤣

  • @bonce
    @bonce Před 3 lety +26

    "heartless laughter" -> presses like button

  • @telecleez
    @telecleez Před 3 lety +47

    Can someone else roll for Ben?
    Ben man NEVER go to Vegas I swear you are the MOST unlucky man I have ever seen.

    • @masacarre
      @masacarre Před 3 lety +8

      The problem is that even the rolls AGAINST him are ridiculously not in his favour.

    • @telecleez
      @telecleez Před 3 lety +1

      @@masacarre i know right?

    • @VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD
      @VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD  Před 3 lety +16

      But maybe when he’s in a casino he would roll really well?

    • @telecleez
      @telecleez Před 3 lety

      @@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD maybe just life and death rolls are what he's unlucky at I guess

    • @Syphaxis
      @Syphaxis Před 3 lety +4

      @@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD He would roll a jackpot on some machine right after someone else had emptied it, or play poker and get great cards on terrible hands.

  • @yoshidinono8095
    @yoshidinono8095 Před rokem +5

    Love how the guys have been leaning more and more over the table when Ben rolls the dice throughout this campaign.

  • @ebshuler
    @ebshuler Před 2 lety +7

    My abs are hurting from laughing at Bob’s rolling to attack and everyone’s reactions.

  • @Ruey-ge6yt
    @Ruey-ge6yt Před 3 lety +80

    😂😂😂 This reminds me of how wise Bob's decision to not enter the casino was!
    Edit: just putting it out here, chance of Ben rolling 6 or below consecutively in 5 rolls is 0.00243%

    • @scooterparsons5349
      @scooterparsons5349 Před 3 lety +5

      It's not .00243% because the initial chance is 30%. It's .243%

    • @Ruey-ge6yt
      @Ruey-ge6yt Před 3 lety +4

      @@scooterparsons5349 ohh you're right, I forgot to multiply by 100 when converting into percentage

    • @clairelong2917
      @clairelong2917 Před 3 lety +1

      I am admittadly bad at math but this doesn't seem right. Its a 1 in 20 chance to roll any number every time the die is thrown (its a D20 I assume). So any 5 numbers have exactly the same odds of being thrown in a row as any other sequence of 5 numbers. If he had 5 dice then I can see that but with a single die?

    • @Just_a-guy
      @Just_a-guy Před 2 lety +1

      ​@@clairelong2917 Late but still i will try to explain it. You have 5 rows with d20 so there is 3200000 possible combination of 5 rows. Yea odds of one combination are just 3.125e-7 (0.0000003125 or 0.00003125 %) and this is for "1;1;1;1;1/20;20;20;20;20/1;2;3;4;5" or anything. Here we are not talking about one specific combination but about all sets that contain only numbers from 1-6 and chances for this are small. Only 0.243% (which is still higher than getting flush in poker) because rolling lower than 7 has just 30% and repeating this 5 times makes it quite unlikly. And no, there is no difference if he is making 5 rows separately or one with 5 dices odds are still that same

    • @clairelong2917
      @clairelong2917 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Just_a-guy I understand now. I wasn't thinking in tems of sets with the range of 1 to 6. Thanks for taking the time to explain. I am better educated today for it. it took 11 months but I do apprecitae it :)

  • @catherine7818
    @catherine7818 Před 3 lety +18

    10:23 "you've never attacked before so..." (c) Heartless Rob 😂
    P.S. Give Ben a hug, guys!

  • @yodawgzgaming4416
    @yodawgzgaming4416 Před 3 lety +30

    This is my favorite goofy d&d show, even when Ben isn't killing Rob with hysterically bad rolls 😂

  • @archerclems
    @archerclems Před 3 lety +39

    OMG that episode is a real pain for the nerves xD
    By the way, as non-native english speaker I really must thank you for the quality of the subtitles! Not that I need them that much, but they real help me catch every word and not miss anything!

    • @azrani2023
      @azrani2023 Před měsícem

      Same here!! I usually turn them on and off all the time haha

  • @sonnara6658
    @sonnara6658 Před 3 lety +41

    This episode did not disappoint!! An epic fight scene, Rob’s laughing fit and Bob’s bad luck make for viewing gold!! Thanks for the laughs VLDL!!

  • @ReclusiveEagle
    @ReclusiveEagle Před 3 lety +12

    7:25 You know its bad when Rob starts crying from laughter

  • @vitaminyesangie9642
    @vitaminyesangie9642 Před 2 lety +1

    "THATS NOT HOW PROBABILITY WORKS" is PRICELESS

  • @clay4816
    @clay4816 Před 3 lety +14

    I literally about died watching him roll. I couldn’t catch my breath and was suffocating but I couldn’t stop laughing. That was only on the first attack. We’re not gonna talk about what happened on the second attack. By the end of it tears were streaming down my face. I haven’t laughed this hard in years, not since Scott Sterling.

  •  Před 3 lety +28

    6:53 Never laugh so much... until 8:40 !!! Bob is my favorite person ever!!! Great job guys! I really enjoy your videos!

    • @evilcritter
      @evilcritter Před 2 lety +1

      Rob sinking below the table cracked me up.

  • @brianroberts783
    @brianroberts783 Před 3 lety +23

    Can we take a moment to appreciate that the first hit in this combat was made with disadvantage? Clearly Greg has avoided the curse thus far.

    • @godofmischief2276
      @godofmischief2276 Před 3 lety +5

      Actually, the first hit in this combat is Baradun "Maximilian Earthen Grasp" At the first time. But yeah, after all of the shit rolls from BOB and it's spreading to Grinn and even Yarris... It's still surprised me Greg managed to avoid the curse and hit even with disadvantage... (Edit : The fire elemental snake is missing hit too)

  • @rouge343
    @rouge343 Před rokem +5

    This will always be my favorite episode. The pure rage of Ben mixed with Rob's laughter is absolutely breaks me every time!

  • @BoldBeardedMiddle-agedGuy

    The way Rob been rolling, this is how I see his character plays. "Ever since Bob's brother betrayed him he has been able to fully attack the enemy. Even when Bob say he's okay but, he still can't focus."

  • @tonybeaumont8289
    @tonybeaumont8289 Před 3 lety +12

    next week on NPCDND: Ben sacrifices a goat to the dice gods

    • @KatFoxy32
      @KatFoxy32 Před 3 lety +2

      A virgin goat

    • @nadineakkila
      @nadineakkila Před 3 lety +3

      turns out the Dice Gods are vegetarians .. then applies additional curses 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SonofSoma108
      @SonofSoma108 Před 3 lety

      @@nadineakkila 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ABlokeCalledDaz
    @ABlokeCalledDaz Před 3 lety +12

    The subtitles are brilliant. @07:45 [Ben] *breaks inside*

  • @dregoth0
    @dregoth0 Před 3 lety +4

    Never have I ever seen a rogue more in need of multiclassing into a cleric of the luck domain.

  • @MrKleen
    @MrKleen Před 3 lety +7

    When the DM can't continue because he's crying from laughter at the rolls you know it's bad. I'm now waiting for Ben to snap and start attacking in real life. Considering his jiu jitsu skills at least he can take solace in knowing he'd destroy everyone else in the room, not that a omoplata is going to help his D&D rolls any 😁 .

  • @MartienBLY
    @MartienBLY Před 3 lety +23

    How to break a DM?
    step 1: Throw impossible throws.

    • @crispygoth
      @crispygoth Před 3 lety +3

      Now I want to see the guys do a parody song based on "The Impossible Dream" 😄

  • @Dado_cz
    @Dado_cz Před 3 lety +16

    I didn't even watch this episode yet, but seeing the thumbnail made me say out loud: "Nooo, poor Bob!"

    • @Dado_cz
      @Dado_cz Před 3 lety +1

      I knew it! I loved everybody's meltdown😀

  • @ceallaig1
    @ceallaig1 Před 3 lety +3

    This might be the funniest ep yet--I was pretty sure Rob was going to be curled up on the floor needed a respirator, he was laughing so hard. Poor Ben!!

  • @FdA4099
    @FdA4099 Před 3 lety +2

    2-5-4-1-6: I've never seen a such monumental misfortune.

    • @VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD
      @VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD  Před 3 lety +2

      In the moment, I was hoping beyond hope that the 6 would be a 3. Just to complete the set of all 5 lowest numbers on the dice.

  • @tarekmoneimsaid
    @tarekmoneimsaid Před 3 lety +7

    6:52 I love the immediate reaction after Bob's THIRD bad roll, the entire room collapses :D

  • @Zakkrifice
    @Zakkrifice Před 3 lety +16

    Hamish is contemplating the universe in true noble fashion: "oouuuh nooooouuuu!"

  • @diederikwillems6782
    @diederikwillems6782 Před 3 lety +3

    That CGI raincloud is a stroke of genius. Poor Ben.

  • @robertofulton
    @robertofulton Před 8 dny

    I still come back here a few times a year just to watch everyone’s reaction to bobs Nat 1. It’s been over three years and it still makes me happy.

  • @andreagrossi7656
    @andreagrossi7656 Před 3 lety +8

    In this episode: Ben's rolls break everyone at the table.

  • @nelsonorfevres6615
    @nelsonorfevres6615 Před 3 lety +61

    Now I just want Wil Wheaton to guest so they can break maths even further

    • @justkidd1980
      @justkidd1980 Před 3 lety +1

      So glad some else saw the same thing and had the same idea.😁😁

    • @thomasbecker9676
      @thomasbecker9676 Před 3 lety +3

      If you knew how Wil is IRL these days, I don't think you'd want him.

    • @CriticalCoen
      @CriticalCoen Před 3 lety

      @@thomasbecker9676 You peaked my curiosity. How is Will IRL?

    • @thomasbecker9676
      @thomasbecker9676 Před 3 lety +1

      @@CriticalCoen apparently over the last few years, he's become kind of a dick, and the people who helped keep that in check were chased away.

    • @CriticalCoen
      @CriticalCoen Před 3 lety +2

      @@thomasbecker9676 really? Thanks for the info.
      Didnt know that.

  • @thecomfyshirt
    @thecomfyshirt Před 3 lety +8

    As usual, VLDL out here killing people. Cause I’m fucking dying!!! 😂😂😂😂
    Ben breaking all the rules of maths and probability is just the best accidental reoccurring joke in anything ever

  • @watsonwonderproductions2494

    I went through a break up just a couple days ago, and I binged all 42 episodes in just 2 days. Thank you Dirt League for making me laugh and picking me up out of a funk

  • @shadeparker5922
    @shadeparker5922 Před 3 lety +7

    Yeah...Ben really needs to do some sort of ritual to purge the curse that is obviously holding him, cause HOLY HELL!!

  • @AlphaSierraHotel117
    @AlphaSierraHotel117 Před 3 lety +9

    lol, poor Ben's rolls are always used as cliffhangers at this point :P

  • @Gilly-bean
    @Gilly-bean Před 2 lety +11

    8:41 is my all time favorite CZcams content. Everyone's reaction is rewind- worthy
    I love it to bits.

  • @gisnepnerd
    @gisnepnerd Před 7 dny

    When bobs roll reputation literally brings the DM to his knees

  • @NemesisApocaliptic
    @NemesisApocaliptic Před 3 lety +9

    I love how 1/3 of this episode is about Bob's bad luck XD

  • @awkwardgorilla7206
    @awkwardgorilla7206 Před 3 lety +17

    Omfg I'm in tears laughing so hard at this. Been binge watching this and seeing how unlucky Bob has been is killing me I fukin love it.

  • @LeeJ2512
    @LeeJ2512 Před 3 lety +4

    I love how everyone just lost their composure and had to leave the table haha

  • @PileOBonez
    @PileOBonez Před měsícem

    Ben just has the curse to be able to roll a natural 1 on a loaded D20, which is a miracle in itself

  • @amybethell7369
    @amybethell7369 Před 3 lety +7

    I genuinely feel so bad Ben. I've had consistently terrible dice rolls, too. It gets better, Ben!!

  • @Shadowj_b
    @Shadowj_b Před 3 lety +5

    Oh this had me crying with laughter, when you make the DM cry you know you've either done something amazingly good or horrendously bad 😂

  • @mikotomisaka8714
    @mikotomisaka8714 Před 2 lety +13

    Rob: "DICE GODS WHAT DO YOU NEED FROM ME!?"
    Dice Gods: "YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER!!!"

  • @Kimmers4Ever
    @Kimmers4Ever Před rokem +2

    I don't normally comment, BUT... but!!! I have to admit that Ben's not so great rolling is part of why I enjoying watching. Lol. Why? Cause I too am cursed. I know that pain. I feel that pain each time he rolls poorly. Crappy Dice Rollers Unite!

  • @JennyvdK
    @JennyvdK Před 3 lety +4

    "I can't even do it. I can't deal with it. That's not how probability works. That's not how math works... It's not the dice, that's the 3rd, 4th set of dice or something... "
    Wipe me up!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @madshansen2639
      @madshansen2639 Před 3 lety

      The chance of rolling 5 or les 4 times in a row, is 1/256 or 0,39%

    • @JennyvdK
      @JennyvdK Před 3 lety +1

      @@madshansen2639 That's what the subtitles said...

  • @TheAnarchronia
    @TheAnarchronia Před 3 lety +18

    in all the fights this group has done i think bob has literally got a hit on a mob twice

    • @MrSasukeSusanoo
      @MrSasukeSusanoo Před 3 lety +3

      and he did 1 damage to it, carefully slicing its fur

    • @TheAnarchronia
      @TheAnarchronia Před 3 lety +2

      @@MrSasukeSusanoo lol thats right. the fact bob is still alive is all the luck he has

  • @birdbrain4030
    @birdbrain4030 Před 2 lety +2

    "I'm not wearing any armour"
    "I'm not wearing my glasses"
    I'm crying!

  • @Cc-il7mc
    @Cc-il7mc Před 7 dny

    “Do I need to sacrifice a virgin or something?!” I died🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aslack682
    @aslack682 Před 3 lety +6

    OMG the episode! I'm still crying with laughter. I knew it was gonna be bad for Ben but this level of bad luck was never reached before him. Poor guy! I feel so bad for him, even if the reactions of the others were hilarious! And his curse is spreading... Baradun better not die in the next episode, he did the most damages to Yarris (while being kinda creepy/cute?). Greg was epic as well against the fire elemental and Grinn, well he tried his best but Ben's curse is strong indeed. It's also strange to see Rowan so serious and thoughful of his impact on the others, he's cute. But I fear Rob's evil smile and Mr Burns' 'excellent' hands gesture at 17:17 does NOT bode well for Bodger.

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 Před 3 lety +5

    8:40 This is.....this is just the best.
    I feel really REALLY bad for Ben. I know I would be fucking mad myself. But the reaction of everyone is just so funny!

  • @mrmadmanmark222
    @mrmadmanmark222 Před měsícem

    "I'm sorry you never attacked before..." Bwahahaha!

  • @expatg2
    @expatg2 Před 3 lety +8

    I've literally watched this episode 5 times just for Ben's reaction to the dice rolls. And I've laughed every single time.
    Also -- if Baradun is able to use the Hideous Laughter spell, he should use the Zaza joke to cast it.

  • @grantfrench6430
    @grantfrench6430 Před 3 lety +13

    I can genuinely watch this at my tea break. Looking forward to it given the "worst rolls" header

    • @grantfrench6430
      @grantfrench6430 Před 3 lety +7

      7 minutes in and Ben broke science, probability AND Rob. omg. I've people looking at me because I've buckled.

  • @leefisher6366
    @leefisher6366 Před 3 lety +3

    22:48 - I really thought Alan just said 'Just keep running, clever boy, don't look back' and was going to give him plaudits for the Doctor Who reference... but I had another listen, and he said 'baby' not 'clever'... so I can't.

  • @isupergirl
    @isupergirl Před rokem

    "No, I'm.....not wearing my glasses." That got me good XD