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Uncontrolled Airspace is DANGEROUS in Flight Simulator X (Multiplayer)
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- čas přidán 18. 08. 2024
- Safety is our fifth or sixth priority.
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A squadron of F-18 Hornets conduct a routine training mission in uncontrolled airspace over Key West NAS and the San Francisco Bay in FSX Multiplayer (ATC incapacitated).
Thanks for watching guys. Stay safe.
"Goin down guys."
*Instantly goes straight down*
He technically aint wrong
Dedicated to the meme
1:29
"If you're there, you're certified."
Forklift safety certificates in a nutshell
Lol
Can comfirm. Moved forklift once now im certified.
For me, it was an 18 wheeler. I was there and my mom is a truck driver. It qualifies me some how. Lol
Last job I didn't even get certified. They had me watch a video then I was drivin forklifts every day.
🎶They tried to kill him with a fork lift...
"You got a FLIGHT ATTENDANT serving you alcohol in an F-18?"
"Yeah you guys don't have the two seater?" xD
i actually have the 5 door long wheelbase with 4x4 and a turbo diesel engine
and an aerodynamic roof rack
lol the guy who said that seemed like such a nice guy
jhsevs nice what model?
Can't tell if he got ripped off or got himself a sweet deal :/
I swear people in flight simulator have the best sense of humor but no one is ever laughing
Sometimes players are trying play “legit and realistic”, so there isn’t much rambling. Though of course because this is FSX Steam Edition, all logic goes out the window and jokes stand out a lot.
*inhales microphone*
“What happened to your plane?”
*Consumes microphone*
@@petzouqi76 why do you hate me
LOLOLOL
Tesla 2019: _Lets make futuristic truck without curves_
14 year old FSX: *Am i a joke to you?* 8:08
😂
Lol
Microsoft should sue.
B O X
that looks like a cheese grater
There are an unbelievable amount of “that’s what she said” moments in this video
As I'm reading this..."if you hold it steady I'll give you some cockpit shots" lmao
OH MY GOD MY COMMENT HAS BEEN BLESSED
Edit: he un blessed it 😭
@@LUNE.44 That's what she said.
As i'm reading your comment, "I'm slightly alarmed, but i'll go with it"
*I have committed many human rights violations against the AI traffic in this game*
- Airforceproud95 2020 everybody
He is from Florida
@@nolanbrown4679 How's that of any relevance?
@@frostbite6431 Have you BEEN to Florida?
@@teranokitty I'm not even from the usa
@@frostbite6431 that's why you dont understand.... basically it's a stereotype that everyone from Florida is crazy
Everyone: *peaceful*
*Sudden figure appears*
Random town person: who are you?
Random figure speaks: I am... The Carpet Muncher
*pulls out carpet and munches it*
Wait if it’s an Afghan carpet is it fancier?
Pretty sure you all need to go look up "carpet muncher" on urban dictionary.
6:01 “Ready hit it” jet disappears into hyper space 😂
thats probably an mosquito on that fighter jet
who else remembers "ready hit it" from the MythBusters
F-18: **gets touched**
Also F-18: **gives up on life** "Goin down"
10:06 I heard the start of that copypasta...
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals
“Let’s recreate Top Gun” has been said at least once by everyone whose played this game
This and dcs
Too bad you can't recreate a fatal head trauma for hitting the canopy on eject.
Mainly it's people buzzing the tower with hot air balloons and Extra 300s
Ace Combat? anyone
Just once?
0:19 “ You got a flight attendant in an *F-18?* “
I really miss the "it's ok... we can buy new tower" guy
Every time the munchies disappear from the kitchen! "It's okay, we can buy a new one!" Got my fix...good for a month air pringle! Thanks!
Me too :(
DONT WORRY, WE CAN BUY A NEW GUY
Groundpound 69 lol
So WSO's are now flight attendants? Thats an upgrade.
Who's bingo fuel after takeoff?
*cries in Viper*
I was hoping someone would comment this🤣🤣🤣
gonna need that extra fuel pod and conformal tanks and just pray they don't put you on a 40 block
@@monmonfiasco6391 While the '15's are living their best life at the 20 block. 😆
@@monmonfiasco6391 Are we here from C.W. Mover?
“You guys don’t have the two-seater?”
Random dude: "Coming in from behind. That's what she said"
Airforce: "Why would *she* say that*
Me: *_visible confusion_*
Audible confusion
dildoes
Maybe she’s transgender
Strap on's
"Coming in... from behind..." "That's what she said!"
"Wait she? How would she say that?"
He doesn't know what pegging is, how cute.
I mean...whatever goes on in your bedroom...jk
"There's ways"
@@Mrfailstandstil dont start this please
Mrfailstandstil dude cmon. We cant do this, if we want respect as a religion. As a catholic I apologize for this man.
@@6Six6Six6Bruh ay, you're epico. Im not religious but thats a great way of dealing with it, and shows some difference aswell! +1
This is just what we needed for a change! The world is crazy now
Definitely made my pre-sleep moment better
Yeah every is perfectly normal and sane around here xD
ya
“If you’re there, you’re certified” - KiloCharlieOne 2020
...well in that case I’m gonna rock up to RAF Coningsby and hop in a Typhoon to do QRA, thanks AFP I’m now using this quote in the court case if I don’t get shot down first 😂
Wanna go down to Lossiemouth now
Congrats on 1 Mil. Subscribers but, just to let you know, I bought this game because of you. I hope you’re happy.
AndreaGaming same ❤️
Same
All we missing is a hot air ballon going 400Knots LMAO
Jokes on you it's building an army to take over an air base
@@prayingkitten8199 xD
DeJon Mckenzie 400 knots *against* the wind, as they typically do in these videos. 😀
When an airforceproud videos gets posted
Everyone:
Visible happiness.
Soo true ,i'm happy
How far did you scroll for this comment I don't see my comment after like 300 comments
@@stephenbarton1951 a little bit😂
@@aymerick_ so before 100?
69th like. nice.
The one guy sounds like Church from the first season of Red vs Blue. Threw me off a couple of times.
“Do you have a flight attendant serving you alcohol in a F/A-18?” Just your normal FSX
Honestly, the subtitles make these videos the fantastic content that they are
and safety is definitely not included in any FSX players priority list
Safety third
1st comes danger
Then comes stupidity
What you include safety in your list
@@NF-ss4yq i was paid to say that
Safety, shmaftey
“WhOs TaLkInG AbOuT ThE CoRonA vi-“
Conor Nameless lmao
"there's a dirty joke in there so-… and there it is."
I NEEDED THIS VIDEO!
Been feeling down. AFP95 always helps bring my mood up. Keep up the good work!
I know nothing about planes but between the randoms and yourself these videos are absolutely amazing and impossible not to keep watching... Love it man
i don't play flight simulator, i don'T even get how one can have fun playing this for hours at a time... yet i find this channel so satisfying !!! continue the good work sir !!!
Few people play this for hours at a time
The amount of joy i felt when i thought of the ollie joke at 5:00 and then airforce repeated it a few seconds later is immeasurable.
I think this is my new favorite episode. Bravo, pilots!
“Who's ready for Top Gun 2?”
MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Anyone else ready to fly back to the Danger Zone?
I SURE AS HELL AM
HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE GONNA TAKE IT RIGHT INTO THE DANGER ZONE
this aged so good lmfao
2:22 "Good crowd reaction"
feels good man haha
"how would she say that?"
strap on...
Pegging moment
Lol
@@zyrogravity 😳
That was funny and I needed a good laugh!
"There's a dirty joke in there somewhere."
"Your hamster was a carpet muncher"
"And there it is."
ROTFLMAO!
I died when he said “I have mesothelioma and I’m gonna hit you with a class action lawsuit”
too many people die of disease in FSX.
I have a feeling this will be in the next weird comments video
together we can stop this!
“Oh I’m bingo fuel”
Me: How? You just took off
I just told my cat I'm going to watch an airforceproud95 video, it promptly took a massive dump on the floor. 🤔
I was in a plane for the first time when I was 28. Was one of the coolest experiences of my life.
I am currently extremely sick and extremely tired, but too sick to sleep; these videos are the only thing keeping me alive right now.
I like the part when they say you have a flight attendant serving alcohol on a f 18 fighter plane😂😂😂😂
"I" as in the letter "I" 😅 too good
I l
I love how even on the outro I'm still dying of laughter. "Give to the goodwill and then sue as an unauthorized distributor" ha!
That guy giving a lift to a flight attendant in his twin-seater F-18 is one lucky dog.
Caronavirus: is said in the video
CZcams: I’m about to steal this mans whole career
The Church of Sant Vicenç of Cardona (Catalan: Església de Sant Vicenç de Cardona) is a Lombard Romanesque church in Cardona, Catalonia, Spain. It was built between the years 1019 and 1040,[1] and is located in the center of the Castle of Cardona.
Contents
1 History
2 Architecture
2.1 Interior
2.2 Exterior
3 Paintings
4 Gallery
5 References
6 External links
History
The church has its origins in the chapel of the Castle of Cardona, which was property of House of the Viscounts of Osona. (The family later took their name from this castle.) This first church was documented in 980, and was protected under the patronage of the viscounts.
During the 11th century, a number of stone churches-several as a part of Benedictine monastic complexes-began to be built in the area, though the earliest of these churches still had wooden trusses supporting the roofs. The church of St. Vincent was begun about 1019 and consecrated in 1040, under the patronage of viscount Bermon I.
Architecture
Interior of the church.
The church was built as a showpiece, and is impressive for its scale-with a height of more than 19 m (62 ft). Its building material is cut stone, and the stonework is both austere and sophisticated, given the uniform size of the cut blocks and the quality of the masonry.
Interior
In the interior, a barrel vault of stone covers the nave, which is flanked by two side-aisles. Along the nave, three transverse arches, which are evenly spaced, add support. Their arches continue down the piers as pilasters, complete with capitals at the springing of the arch. Rounded arches, supported by piers, open into the side aisles, which are covered with stone groin vaults. Above the nave arcade, small rounded lancet-shaped windows pierce the stone walls. The windows are evenly spaced over the arch openings.
A dome resting on squinches is over the crossing in front of the altar. The dome has an oculus opening at the top and small rounded lancet windows in the drum. This is the first known example of a basilica-plan church built with a dome in Western Europe, which represents the synthesis of sacred-building and meeting-hall typologies in the Roman tradition.[1]
Apses, transept, and lantern tower, with typical Lombard details
At the crossing, the nave meets the transept, which is actually slightly wider than the nave. The transept, however, is short, barely emerging from the sides of the church, but still giving the structure a typical cruciform plan. Beyond it, the aisles of the church terminate in three apses, each sized according to the size of the aisle.
Exterior
From afar, the church's exterior is notable for the prevailing regularity of straight lines, excepting the three semicircular apses. Above the whole rises an octagonal lantern tower, which corresponds to the interior dome.
Paintings
The portico of the church was once covered with murals. Fragments from the three central vaults (of five) were restored in 1960 and are now displayed at the Museu Nacional d'Art de Catalunya (MNAC) in Barcelona. Though the portico was built with the church in the 11th century, the frescoes themselves date to the 12th century.
Cool
I was pleasantly surprised that no hot air balloons were spawned in, and that the Top Gun show went off without a major hitch. Outstanding job pilots.
Imagine a flight attendant serving in F-18 🤣🤣🤣
A recipe for a glass of water:
1) Take a cup
2) Go to the sink
3) Fill the cup with water
4) Throw away the cup because we said a recipe for a glass of water not a cup of water
5) Take a glass
6) Go to the sink
7) Fill it with water
8) Drink it
And there you have a glass of water. Enjoy :)
Thanks
Helpful
It’s been awhile but stay hydrated boys
Yea stay hidrated
This isn’t a Modest Pelican video
hydrate or dydrate
I had 0 knowledge about aviation or anything of the sort but your videos are very entertaining and I'm learning a bit too. Loving the content man, keep it up!
The amount of Over G warnings in this session is impressive.
Quarantine videos will go down in the history books, and then historians will come across this masterpiece and wonder how a man fitted a flight attendant in an F-16.
Correction: The jets were F/A-18 Hornets.
Lonnie Bailey bruh
I swear every time the flight computer says "Over G" swear it's saying "Orgy"
Have you been doing "research" lately?
Sounds like orge to me
8:40 is too perfect 10/10 teamwork.
Selden E40i
The E40i winch is built up around an electric motor which is totally integrated in the drum. Only three thin cables are protruding to lead through the coach roof or the deck, no large cutouts and no external motor or gearbox. This makes for uncompromised headroom down below.
Crap I though this was AirShitProud69
AssFistPound69
ArkShivCrowd69
Nope just AvocadoToast95
“I choked on water”
“thats not what she said”
2:23
"That was a good one"
"Thanks"
**SLAMS F18 INTO COCKPIT**
listening to your voice while laying in bed. Closed my eyes and literally felt assleep. Thanks for fixing my sleeping problemsz
I remember one my friend once did, so I will put it here.
“This is callsign SATAN requesting takeoff of 666r with 420 sacrifices on board”
We both laughed like crazy after he said it.
Meanwhile in the background, constant "OVER-G, OVER-G, OVER-G" makes me wish flight sims had an option to enable the effects of over-G on the human body.
Cassandra Carpenter it does if you activate it
Dude I can't wait to see you try out the new FS 2020! Been enjoying the vids so far, keep them coming!
"Who wants to recreate Top Gun?"
"OH FUCK YES!!"
🤣🤣
F for that man’s pet hamster.
F
F
That man's poor lesbian hamster F
Bruh
Not even kidding, this is Ze Bezt Channel on CZcams.
The 26 letters of the alphabet cannot describe how awesome the content is.
The captions make it a 100 times better.
A huge thank you Sir!
- An international fan
"Your hamster was a carpet muncher."
"There it is."
LMAO
I knew this was a cult. Also, unrelated, but I've always wanted to be in a cult
One like equals one vote for daily uploads.
*We need more of this*
the sesame street thing i lost it and then the hamster thing. absolutely great. i am so glad i joined this channel
Some guy: "Internet cables made of spaghetti..."
Me: In other words, he's got Comcast. 😒
Imagine if the real Fighter Pilots talking like this....
Who remember the vid when afp95 said: SHUT UP DANE
Ya I still remember it
Who remembers "Hey! Shut the fuck up! I'm recording a video!"?
@@jdolaktv me XD
Dude you and Hummys VR are the 2 I click on the fastest. Them first but then you. They deserve much respect. I love that you make people speak the right whiskey tango foxtrot language.
I was about to say, “I love you guys’ senses of humor,” but the top comment did that for me
Lol even the description is hilarious!
13 seconds ago? I haven't even rung the bell
Yet... Soon you'll be addicted like the rest of us!
Last time I came this early my wife was disappointed
I never thought Flight Simulator was very interesting, let alone watching someone play it. It seemed cool to fly around but that would get old really fast for me. Then I happened upon one of your videos, and watched the crazy antics that unfold as you try to fly around or keep the runways in check as an ATC. Your videos are great, and I do hope there is more to come, especially when Flight Simulator 2020 releases. Good luck out there, and here's to more Airforceproud95!
I love your visa and I can never fall asleep on a night cause of all the laughter 😂
This is some crap COD gameplay
yea
Ikr
I laughed so hard I fell of my chair laugh-crying
way awesome guys. great synchronization of cockpits.
I've loved planes since I was a kid and since I stumbled upon your youtube vids I've gotten fsx and a yoke system. I'm planning on getting my ppl someday. Keep it up with the vids man! Ur awesome
Anyone : randomly and accidentally spawns as ATC
Airforceproud95 : *PERFECT.*
good stuff as always! i cant speak for everyone, but i for one would like to see some vanilla sim sessions if you ever consider uploading those. some people might find that format boring compared to the shorter edited meme vids, i'd personally watch it all. cheers dude
You flew over my house around the 6:50 mark! I knew those F/A18s were up to no good when I saw the smoke deployed...
If " My hamster is a carpet muncher ' is not a t-shirt or in a song soon, it will be lost forever and some things should live on.
This is like classic 2016 AFP95 and I love it.
good lord ya made me snort loud at work so loud you could here it over the machines running im crying thank you for making my day butter buy
AFP95 is so funny I’m so glad he posted
Please give us more frequent videos dude. Best thing on CZcams right now.
2:17 Internet cables made of spaghetti 😂
"if you're interested in some merch... If not, I understand, I'll just donate it to Goodwill and the sue them as an unauthorized distributor."
Love the merch comments at the end of every video.
Thank you for making fun videos! These always brighten up my day :D
Funniest video yet! Seriously, how do you guys not bust out laughing at each other? I just about shot soda out my nose multiple times watching this.