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The WORST Carrier Landings You'll See in Flight Simulator X (Multiplayer)
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- čas přidán 19. 08. 2024
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A static aircraft carrier comes under attack by a large group of F-18 Hornets and Cessna 172 Skyhawks in FSX Multiplayer. ATC not included. 'F' to all pilots lost during filming.
Thanks for watching chief.
“Who’s in my cockpit”
*” ‘ E L L O “*
Actually squawk 7500
H I J A C K C O N F I R M E D
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Mayday Mayday request Some F18
SQUAWKING 7500000000
Who just ripped ass?
No hot air balloon landing. Pathetic
Fair point
Airforceproud95 full lobby of hot air balloons?
Airforceproud95 I'm with Kermalgam
also no hot air balloons?!
Aint a real lobby until one comes in a barrel roll
Yeah I second this. Needs more hot air balloons.
@@LukiRudaka Don't forget while going 250 knots.
"I've got hydraulic fluid leaking out somewhere."
"That's just your plane leaking freedom."
Wow. I wonder if that was what they said when they proofed the F-14 for carrier landings. (The nose shock was spilling fluid after the landing.)
*Star Spangled Banner intensifies*
“I’m sorry”
“Say it like you MEAN it”
“I’m sO sORrY!”
“Better”
“I sTiLl lOvE yOu!”
“Too much”
Actually concerning
What’s even more concerning is that there were no hot air balloons doing 400kts
Concerning
What is the wings folding command?
@@minaminitta7686 What ?
@@StarTheAvgeek (I was just quoting what they said in the video.)
"Any landing you walk away from is a good one." -Ryanair's new slogan
Why walk when you can crawl?
Hahah good one
@@DonVigaDeFierro from the wreckage?
haha dead meme funny me laugh
The best ones are the ones where you can use the plane afterwards
“Who’s in the cockpit with me??”
When a welcoming hijack is happening.
i was waiting for him to shout squawk 7500 but he didnt
Did you know the word cockpit has fuck all to do with a pit of dicks?! It emerged as the word to describe a control centre because of an original geographical position of a cock fighting pit that was replaced eventually with the king of Englands centre for control of his kingdom. Bored? You’re welcome.
8:35 This actually deserves a round of applause, holy shit that was perfection.
Feels like something at an airshow
8:36
Is no one gonna talk about that beautiful take off, my god that was cool
Ikr
Yes, it was,
*noice*
God*
8:23 That formation takeoff was gdf legit though, for real.
*hums Top Gun Theme with hand over heart!*
when they were taxing for takeoff, that shot looked cinematic
Ryanair: Trying to land on a carrier
*Its a new investment strategy*
It’s ok we buy new carrier
"I mean, technically the flight did land in the territorial waters of the country you want to get to, so that's something, right?"
You can only land one tiny plane free of charge.
@@anononomous closer to the city than most of their airports lol
it’s ok we buy new carrier
"that just your plane leaking freedom" LOL
:D
Cleetus mcfarland fan affirmed 😅😅
4:25 **hears that music** Also me : **severe hurricane flashbacks**
Suhuki Shinden somebody giving a shot at a mean and weird comments video
I thought I was the only one that remembered that
Piece of sh*t number one on final
"USS Harrison Ford"
What a nice name for a carrier which named after the guy who lands at taxiways
And golf courses.
He played a US president in that Airforce One hijack movie once, so it is somewhat fitting.
don't forget Indiana Jones guys,
Never heard of her...
I think he meant Gerald Ford
If I was a velociraptor I wouldnt be able to type this message
True
True
big if true
Which is exactly what a velociraptor would want us to think. I'm on to you.
True
"If you don't slam this landing- I'm gonna be disappointed in you Ryanair."
I will never get over the Ryanair memes lmao
0:47 "Hey, who's in my cockpit with me?" "*_HELLO!!_*"
I have to say that formation takeoff was the best thing I have ever done in life!
Firm Handshake, enjoyed that! @NickFlightX
That was smooth af dude
Wow, good job you two!
Loved that!
That was so unexpected in AFP95 videos haha, but great work.
“I still love you!!!” “Too much” XD talk about neglecting someone’s love for another bro. May his soul rip
08:24 I'm not gonna lie, that was legitimate AF
3:39 realistic
If he doesn’t release GroundPound69 merch we riot
And bottle cruncher
He has. GP69 merch is there
GrassClipper420
@Agustinus Reynaldi its productforce420 get it right
do you realize there's riots going on? ._.
the one person who disliked was sweating because of how good this video was.
Nothing but the truth
Australian upvote
There are 11 dislikes now.
Michael's Vlogs 12
Lol 13
-"hydraulic fluid leaking out"
-"Your plane is just sweating freedom" xD
My grandpa flew over 100 different types of aircraft's while in the Navy. I've got a recording from two missions my grandpa was on in October 11th during the Vietnam war. It's of him, a few people from his squadron and a few people from another squadron, all flying the A6-A Intruder. You can hear them talking about SAMS as the alarms going off then you can hear my grandpa talking about slowing down to make sure everyone could catch up. After my grandpa's funeral Jim Horsley played the recording and he said my grandpa was always more worried about the lives and well being of his men than the mission and would stop at nothing to make sure they were safe and taken care of. My grandpa was the XO of the VA-115 when Alan Clark and Mick McCormick went missing and after my grandpa left the Navy he still made sure people were taken care of, he mentored the son of Alan Clark when he wanted to join the Air force
Pics or it didn’t happen
@@fankdaggot8961 I have pics, flight logs, certificates, some are even official U.S. Navy photos
send pic
when i was born, i was the worst carrier landing
F2 that’ a lot of damage
Did you miss all the cables?
Slew mode out of there.
Should’ve tried to reverse thrust back in there
Ooh a self burn those are rare
"Oh the Cessnas are here this is real gang warfare"
_Did you mean every GA ramp?_
Guy: what’s the wings folding command?
Airproud95: ..
Guy 2: Alt-F4
Airproud: AYYYYYYYYY
When landing on a carrier, if you butter, you die. You have to slam the plane on the deck so the hook thing that extends out can catch one of those wires on the deck that catch the plane so it can make a very quick stop.
Didn't think I would see a perfect carrier twin takeoff on FSX today
I love AFP’s voice
S I M P
Sexy ATC / pilot voice that is!
Duck, Duck, Goose (also called Duck, Duck, Gray Duck or Daisy in the Dell) is a traditional children's game often first learned in preschool or kindergarten. The game may be later adapted on the playground for early elementary students. The object of this game is to walk in a circle, tapping on each player's head until one is finally chosen; the chosen player must then chase the picker to avoid becoming the next picker.
Contents
1 Basic concept
2 Variations
2.1 Kiss in the Ring or Drop Handkerchief
2.2 Daisy in the Dell
2.3 Duck, Duck, Gray Duck
2.4 Drip, Drip, Drop
2.5 Vrot Eier
2.6 Rumaal Chor
2.7 Majhya Aaicha Patra Harawala
3 See also
4 References
5 External links
Basic concept
A group of players sit in a circle, facing inward, while another player, who is "it", walks around tapping or pointing to each player in turn, calling each a "duck" until finally calling one a "goose". The "goose" then rises and tries to tag the "it", while the "it" tries to return to and sit where the "goose" had been sitting before. If "it" succeeds, the "goose" becomes the "it" and the process begins again. If the "goose" tags the "it", the "goose" may return to their previous spot and the original "it" restarts the process.[1]
Variations
Kiss in the Ring or Drop Handkerchief
In this version of the game, as described by the British folklorist Alice Gomme in 1894, the picker touches the shoulder of each person in the ring with a handkerchief saying "not you", "not you", until the picker reaches the desired chaser, places the handkerchief on the person's shoulder, and says "but you". The picker then runs around the outside of the circle pursued by the chaser. Once the chaser catches the picker, the chaser is entitled to lead the picker into the centre of the ring and claim a kiss. The original picker then takes the chaser's place in the ring and the chaser becomes the picker for the next round. Gomme describes various regional variations: In Shropshire, the two players run in opposite directions and compete to be first to reach the starting point; around London, the chase weaves in and out under the clasped hands of the other people in the ring. Gomme describes Drop Handkerchief as a variant in which there is no kissing. She also connects it to similar games such as French Jackie and Cat after Mouse.[2]
Gomme suggests that " 'Kiss in the Ring' is probably a relic of the earliest form of marriage by choice or selection. The custom of dropping or sending a glove as a signal of a challenge may have been succeeded by the handkerchief in this game."[2]
Daisy in the Dell
A variation described in the 1919 book, Entertaining Made Easy by Emily Rose Burt, has children standing in a circle, joining hands. The daisy picker goes around the outside, saying "Daisy in the dell, I don't pick you … I do pick you."[3]
Duck, Duck, Gray Duck
"Duck, Duck, Gray Duck" is a variation played in Minnesota.[4][5] The core gameplay difference is that the picker taps the heads of the other players while duck calling "duck, duck,..." and then calls "gray duck!" to signal which player must chase the picker. The picker can make the game trickier, by calling various colors or adjectives that might sound like "gray duck," such as saying "Duck, duck, green duck, gross duck, grape duck, GRAY DUCK!" In some regions and variations, the caller may change the direction in which they run.[6]
Drip, Drip, Drop
"Drip, Drip, Drop" is another version played by children mostly in warmer climates. One player who is "it" goes around the circle with a container of water and "drips" a small amount on each person's head. They will then select someone in the circle to "drop" the entire container on top of them. This player will then try to tag the "it" before the "it" sits in the spot of the person who got "dropped" on. If "it" is tagged then they will remain "it" for another round.[7]
Vrot Eier
A similar, common Afrikaner game is called "vrot eier", meaning rotten egg. Instead of saying anything or pointing at anybody a token of some kind (usually a handkerchief) is carried by the one who is "it" going around the circle of sitting players. The token is then dropped behind one of the sitting players. Players are not allowed to look behind themselves, but can feel with their hands on the ground behind them. If the player behind which the token has been dropped discovers it, that player chases the one who dropped the token. If the player who was "it" is caught and tagged, that player will sit in the center of the circle and become a rotten egg ("vrot eier" ) and the player who did the chasing becomes the next one to be "it". If the player who was "it" was chased all the way around the circle, that player sits in the place of the player behind which the token was dropped. The chased player is then the next one to be "it". If the player behind which the token was dropped does not become aware of this by the time the "it" player has gone around the circle, the player so caught becomes another rotten egg to sit in the center. The "it" player then remains "it", picks up the token again and continues. The game can continue until there is only one person left that is not a rotten egg or more usually when the "rotten eggs" get tired of sitting in the center and demand to restart the game.
Rumaal Chor
A similar game to vrot eier is known as "Rumaal Chor" in Hindi speaking regions of India and by other names in rest of India. A "rumaal" or handkerchief is thrown by the picker and the players have to constantly search behind them using their hands to search for the handkerchief.[citation needed]
Majhya Aaicha Patra Harawala
This game is also played in the Indian state of Maharashtra, where it is referred to as Majhya Aaicha Patra Harawala in the local Marathi language, which literally means My mother's letter is lost. This phrase is shouted by the runner, while the kids sitting in the circle respond with Te mala sapadla (I found your mother's letter).
"I know Taco Bell when I hear it." - Kilo 2020
"when a child gets lost in walmart and finally find his parents"
😂
4:25 You know bad landing are about to happen when AirProud pulls out the "hurricane song."
still trying to find that song
@@STYtrainspotter2007all of us are tbh
“Who wants to dogfight today?”
“Idk ask Michael Vick ? “
Best come back in the video 👌🏼
Most under appreciated joke of the video.
"Who wants to dogfight?" "Ask Michael Vick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I laughed way harder than I should have.
I'm just here to listen to kilo and his friends fart.
@Adolf Hitler did Krebs feed his fish today mein fäilure?
A 747 landing on a carrier has got to be the funniest thing I've seen this year
Epic Gamer Mmmmhmmm maybe he hasn’t seen much this year
It's been a shitty year
Remember that music from the “Landing in Hurricane Conditions” vid a while back...
and everyone still looking for this music/version xD
@@xCluSTerZx Did anyone ever find what it was?
@@dumpygrimbo8623 I don't think so... Alot of versions came up for the original song but this specific one is still a mistery as far as I know
0:27 - Probably the funniest comment I’ve heard in a long, long time!
Partly because of the comic genius in having to know flight sim file/folder rules and nesting practices in the first place.
When you land in water it’s commonly referred to “the drink”
AFP95 posts:
Time to watch more planes go down the shitter.
‘I’m gonna have to contact my chiropractor again but we’re here..’ 🤣🤣🤣💀💀
Stumbled across this page, haven't stopped laughing in the last two days.....great stuff !
In Soviet Russia the carrier lands on plane
No, the water lands on the carrier and the carrier lands on the plane.
@@cyanide3508 And so goes on the circle of life.
You're wrong. In Soviet Russia the carrier is on fire, stuck in drydock and or being towed by a towboat.
@@acesirr Dammit dude, I was going to take a jab at Kuznetsov lol
@@acesirr Then sold to China.
0:52
General Kenobi! You are a bold one!
3:10 That man has a shit bucket, he is a true OG Battlefield pro player. If you know then you know!
3:45 Maybe hes from New Zealand? (In Kiwi accent) "Alright everyone, Im the deck leader. Anybody that wants to land on my deck, just let me know. Ill clear a space. But NOT you! I dont want you anywhere near my deck!"
8:41 sometimes with all the accents and mom's and noises and memes I forget that there's legit cool stuff, this was nice.
The AIM-9 Sidewinder is a short-range air-to-air missile which entered service with the US Navy in 1956 and subsequently was adopted by the US Air Force in 1964. Since then the Sidewinder has proved to be an enduring international success, and its latest variants are still standard equipment in most western-aligned air forces.[4] The Soviet K-13, a reverse-engineered copy of the AIM-9, was also widely adopted by a number of nations.
AIM-9 Sidewinder
AIM-9L
TypeShort-range air-to-air missilePlace of originUnited StatesService historyIn service1956-presentProduction historyManufacturerRaytheon Company[1]
Ford Aerospace
Loral Corp.Unit costUS$603,817[2] (AIM-9X Blk II FY15).
US$472,000[3] (AIM-9X FY 2019)Produced1953-presentSpecificationsMass188 pounds (85.3 kg)[1]Length9 feet 11 inches (3.02 m)[1]Diameter5 in (127.0 mm)[1]WarheadWDU-17/B annular blast-frag[1]Warhead weight20.8 lb (9.4 kg)[1]
Detonation
mechanism
IR proximity fuzeEngineHercules/Bermite Mk. 36 Solid-fuel rocketWingspan11 in (279.4 mm)
Operational
range
0.6 to 22 miles (1.0 to 35.4 km)Maximum speedMach 2.5+[1]
Guidance
system
Infrared homing (most models)
semi-active radar homing (AIM-9C)
Launch
platform
Aircraft, naval vessels, fixed launchers, and ground vehicles
Low-level development started in the late 1940s, emerging in the early 1950s as a guidance system for the modular Zuni rocket.[5][6] This modularity allowed for the introduction of newer seekers and rocket motors, including the AIM-9C variant, which used semi-active radar homing and served as the basis of the AGM-122 Sidearm anti-radar missile. Originally a tail-chasing system, early models saw extensive use during the Vietnam War but had a low success rate. This led to all-aspect capabilities in the L version which proved to be an extremely effective weapon during combat in the Falklands War and the Operation Mole Cricket 19 ("Bekaa Valley Turkey Shoot") in Lebanon. Its adaptability has kept it in service over newer designs like the AIM-95 Agile and SRAAM that were intended to replace it.
The Sidewinder is the most widely used air-to-air missile in the West, with more than 110,000 missiles produced for the U.S. and 27 other nations, of which perhaps one percent have been used in combat. It has been built under license by some other nations including Sweden, and can even equip helicopters, such as the Bell AH-1Z Viper. The AIM-9 is one of the oldest, least expensive, and most successful air-to-air missiles, with an estimated 270 aircraft kills in its history of use.[7] When firing a Sidewinder,[i] NATO pilots use the brevity code FOX-2.
The United States Navy hosted a 50th-anniversary celebration for the Sidewinder in 2002. Boeing won a contract in March 2010 to support Sidewinder operations through to 2055, guaranteeing that the weapons system will remain in operation until at least that date. Air Force Spokeswoman Stephanie Powell noted that due to its relatively low cost, versatility, and reliability it is "very possible that the Sidewinder will remain in Air Force inventories through the late 21st century".
bro im crying tears trying not to burst out laughing in the middle of class because of the "alright thats a literal SHIT"
"he just ollied over the cessna" lmao i'm dead
Out of curiosity, I found the timestamp, which is 6:22 ;v;
"What's up guys SquareHorseCloud69 here, as always we still have merch"
nothing like some guys in f-18s and a cessna laughing at fart jokes
That's the best part. You don't have to be smart to laugh at fart jokes, but you have to be dumb not to
“USS Harrison Ford” me: no Wonder why there are no good landings
Thanks for explaining the joke 😁
Well done, you finally got it 👍
BS. Harrison Ford was both Han Solo and Jack Ryan (although the latter was afraid of flying).
1:22 Mission sucess we’ll get em next time
(Watching video)
*farts*
“Who just ripped ass?”
Wow, I couldn’t have timed that if I tried.
My bad _[does it again]_
My favorite part is how he creatively comes up with a new channel name for the intro every vid lmao
“Who wants to dog-fight today?”
“Ask Michael Vick”
Lmaoooo I’m fucking dead
Honestly, as a Navy atc, that duel launch at the end was beautiful
Imagine the pilots on the Gerald r Ford were like this, they would sink it
Bro those trainees suck ass
The real carrier has rope/tether to catch and slow down the planes.
@@hellfun1337 or do they comrade
@@hellfun1337 it's called Arresting Gear, it's 3 inch thick steel cable that goes through specialized braking systems. Aka, Cross Deck Pendant
@@hellfun1337 sorry about being a know-it-all, just some things irk me
5:54
*SKYCOCKS*
That formation takeoff was absolutely gorgeous.
"There's hydraulic liquid leaking out somewhere..."
"That's just the plane sweating freedom"
lol
Love you AFP95 you make me laugh every time keep it up :))
That formation takeoff was inspiring af
I have NOT laughed so hard for a while, thank you GroundPound69.
Definitely one of my favorite channels on CZcams.
This brings good old memories from the Landing contests 5 years ago...
Last time I came this early I made my girl friend very sticky and disappointed.
Could be worse. You could be WAY to late.
@@Pepsiphopia When you're so late she's married to a successful handsome guy and has 3 kids and you're still single and hitting 40 drinking white wine alone on Christmas Eve....
@@stormblade3408 I think you've got the man and woman reversed in that one. Also lacking cats.
0:47 has got to be one of (if not the) funniest moments on CZcams 😂
3:38 best conversation between a pilot and a deck leader
AFP: is online
Mr bale's fsx hut has entered the chat.
when it covid and your bored on an aircraft carrier......
5:39 this is the kind of brotherhood I need in my life
This is something I didn’t know I needed but couldn’t live my life without
2:09 "Markov"
Ace Combat Assault Horizon anyone?
1:13 catch me catch me ow
- Wheatley
I gave a round of applause for the two who did perfect synced takeoff, because that was great
7:05 "Yeah. Yeah, he just bitched out- OH MY GOD, NEVERMIND."
7:16 he said Michael Vick 😂
I've probably watched this video 10 times, never registered that joke until today.
anyways, what do y’all want from wendy’s?
Pancakes
i may not understand anything you’re saying, but it’s kinda relaxing. reminds me of school where i would zone out and just hear whatever the teacher was talking about and slowly fall asleep :)
What makes your vids even better are the awkward moments and awkward laughter
Starting here 2:48
*_I couldn't breathe_*
That was the best
“Yeah the drive through is open 24 hours now”
*”Thank you Corona”*
Cessna is paused
1:03 I love the "was i not supposed to touch that?"
This video was the quintessence of this channel
I want to actually see people landing on a carrier with actual physics
Dude! I have been an online sim-racer for over 20 years but seeing this makes me want to trade in my steering wheel and pedals for a flight yoke and rudder pedals! Hilarious content!!!
Who wants to dogfight today? Ask Michael Vick 😂😂😂
"WATCH and LEARN"
"There is no slew on this server"
"DONT WATCH and DONT LEARN"
😂😂😂😂
I literally said "Oh, Groundpound69 uploaded one min." To a freaking friend when I saw the notif pop up. I'm so proud of myself.
They had no idea what I meant.
Nice video! also, 5:00 is this the same music used in the AFP 95 Hurricane matthew landing competition?
I think so
Yeah, yeah it is
Anybody know what the music is?
@@gracehart6289 milliondollar question no one knows. they found similars but not this one
I have little idea and im A music expert maybe just use
Shazam
I’m with groundpound86. That deck leader was pretty legit
3:37
I dont care... YOUR VOICE IS FUCKING AMAZING.
I just want a 3 hour podcast of flight simulator
"thats an interesting strategy"
That formation takeoff tho, I literally screamed WOW at my monitor 👌
Loving the high table judging landings, great job AFP95!
Green Day is an American rock band formed in the East Bay of California in 1987 by lead vocalist and guitarist Billie Joe Armstrong and bassist and backing vocalist Mike Dirnt. For much of the band's career, they have been a trio with a drummer Tré Cool, who replaced John Kiffmeyer in 1990 before the recording of the band's second studio album, Kerplunk (1991). Touring guitarist Jason White became a full-time member in 2012, but returned to his role as a touring member in 2016.
Green Day was originally part of the late-'80s/early-'90s punk scene at the DIY 924 Gilman Street club in Berkeley, California. The band's early releases were with the independent record label Lookout! Records. In 1994, their major-label debut Dookie, released through Reprise Records, became a breakout success and eventually shipped over 10 million copies in the U.S. Green Day is credited alongside fellow California punk bands NOFX, Sublime, Bad Religion, the Offspring, Rancid, and Jawbreaker with popularizing mainstream interest in punk rock in the U.S.
Though the albums Insomniac (1995), Nimrod (1997), and Warning (2000) did not match the success of Dookie, they were still successful with the former two reaching double platinum status while the latter achieved gold. Green Day's seventh album, a rock opera called American Idiot (2004), found popularity with a younger generation, selling six million copies in the U.S. Their next album, 21st Century Breakdown, was released in 2009 and achieved the band's best chart performance. It was followed by a trilogy of albums, ¡Uno!, ¡Dos!, and ¡Tré!, released in September, November, and December 2012, respectively. The trilogy did not perform as well as expected commercially in comparison to their previous albums largely due to lack of promotion and Armstrong entering rehab. Their twelfth studio album, Revolution Radio, was released in October 2016 and became their third to debut at No. 1 on the Billboard 200. The band's thirteenth studio album, Father of All Motherfuckers, was released on February 7, 2020.
Green Day has sold more than 85 million records worldwide, making them one of the best-selling music artists of all time.[1] The group has been nominated for 20 Grammy awards and has won five of them with Best Alternative Album for Dookie, Best Rock Album for American Idiot and 21st Century Breakdown, Record of the Year for "Boulevard of Broken Dreams", and Best Musical Show Album for American Idiot: The Original Broadway Cast Recording.
In 2010, a stage adaptation of American Idiot debuted on Broadway. The musical was nominated for three Tony Awards: Best Musical, Best Scenic Design, and Best Lighting Design, winning the latter two. The band was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2015, their first year of eligibility. In 2018, members of Green Day, along with several friends, formed the side project The Coverups to perform cover songs.