Cute Anime Girl vs Disgruntled Old Man | Asmongold Reacts
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- čas přidán 10. 07. 2023
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This is why Atreus in God of War won't shut up in a puzzle room. It's for people like this.
I still cant wrap my head around that fact.
and also why aloy gives out the tips for the puzzles after a while
Yep they used Phil’s gameplay of God of War in a GDC presentation.
@@torchlight1785wait, REALLY? Send link and timestamp i NEED to see that shit!
@Egor9215yt Look up GDC The Level Design of God of War and jump to 38mins
the fact that someone clever can solve the puzzle in a fun and creative way; while at the same time someone braindead can just accidently brute force their way through it, is great game design. literally anyone can play and win, even DSP.
Nintendo games are rated E, so even game journalists can play.
Even DSP and toddlers, but put DSP on the same category as toddlers is an insult to toddlers. I mean, these little goblins can learn and grow up, but DSP...
'creative way' the materials to make what she had made are just sitting there begging to be used, aint nothing creative about that, also the amount of time to just put the balls down there the way he did and creating a cart is pretty much the same, he just didnt realise the balls were not putting all their weight because they were bridged. Man gotta love those 'puzzle geniuses'
@@croq8444 "Creative" as in actually use brain to think unlike ma man DSP here lmao.
@@croq8444 My guy, literally _any_ amount of creativity seems infinite when compared to DSP’s empty void of a skull.
Too be fair, Ame is a detective. Girl is smart.
@@zetterburger there is the incel 😂
Humm like actually from the police? I'm genuinely curious
@@TheHellMaggot Her lore is similar to Sherlock and her last name is Watson
@@TheHellMaggotyes, her name is watson............
I'm sure you'll figure it out.
@@TheHellMaggot Oh no, that's just her character (you would notice the moment you search her name and see her normal outfit, a detective one). She's actually smart though.
This guy is the reason so many modern games hold your hand at every turn and they still fail it somehow.
Wasn’t it shown at a confrence that Sony used some of his gameplay of GoW: Ragnarok as a baseline for what the “average gamer” was like? Because that is proof that devs design games with people as dumb as him in mind
I mean, Asmon is probably in that category too… and sadly a majority’s included too.
Yeah, it has come to my attention that too many people confuse "Intuitive and well designed" with "I literally want to know how something that I'm seeing for the first time ever is supposed to work, instantly, without spending a single second doing any mental effort".
@@webaazul2500It can be hard to design good puzzles, or notice good puzzle design, when puzzles can be so all over the place, even within the same game. Payday 2, for example, has some puzzles that are more or less "do X, Y, and Z in the correct order" and it's not too hard to figure out if you pay enough attention. But other puzzles seem to assume you have a calculator and a small file cabinets' worth of scrap paper with you while you play. Anyone that has ever attempted the Big Oil heist knows exactly what I'm talking about.
I remember me as a kid 11 yr playing Resident Evil from PS1 in japanese and Silent Hill in english solving all puzzles somehow without knowing how to speak/read english and japanese and finishing all of these games lol
DSP is living proof that stupidity is infinite.
He bashed his head against the wall till it breaks.
@@torchlight1785The wall, or his head ?
@@torchlight1785 Comment duplicate bug lmao.
@@nameless_moonBoth
You should not mock people with mental deficiencies. Life is hard enough already for them. There's almost no jobs for example for them as even the simplest of jobs like janitor require around 80+ IQ to so.
It’s called working smarter not harder, If breathing wasn’t a reflex he’d be dead.
Man, that's one way to insult a mf. Lmaoo
Fun fact: it's NOT a reflex for everyone.
Whales, dolphins and crocodiles must be conscious to breathe. They are half-awake while sleeping for that reason. If they get knocked out, they are goners. Transporting them is difficult as a result.
If it wasn't a reflex we'd all be dead. We'd die in our sleep
@@softan if it wasn't a reflex, we'd be built to remain half-conscious while sleeping.
The dude here would still die because he'd fail to figure it out.
@@softan but he'd be the first to die
"Once again I'm just supposed to magically know what we're doing even though the game has no explanation for anything."
Yes, DSP. That's how shrines work lol, they aren't there to hold your hand with flashing neon signs telling you what to do.
It's actually impressive how monumentally stupid DSP is, like I'm actually in awe.
He's smart enough to understand that there is a problem, but too stupid to realize that he is the problem.
It's all for views and apparently it works cause people keep watching. xD
Dude just described what a puzzle is lol
But like even then the game holds your hand through the mechanics the first time. It’s on the player to remember those mechanics and apply them to the game world.
@@voldodito lol based
DSP's ignorance is making my skin crawl. He deserves to be gaming community's laughing stock for all these years
he just has video game journalist iq KEKL
no its because he has a wife and kids. he isn't allowed to think.
@@MoistYoghurt game journos arent as dumb as him lol
not just ignorance, dunning-kruger. too incompetent to even understand how incompetent he is. or as David Wilcox said
You need to eat a slice of humble pie
And the longer you wait the worse it's gonna taste
if that's true, DSP's humble pie must be rancid and covered in mold by now.
@@leonc4653 He doesn't have kids. He has a cat.
He also really doesn't have a wife. Women eventually figure him out and then leave him in humiliating ways, like when Panda started flirting with his chat.
Whoever is sending Asmon videos of DSP to view PLEASE keep doing so.
AGREED
I concur 😂
Here here
Send him the one where DSP is "scratching his leg".
I hope for more Amelia videos
Best part of this video is that DSP had a massive rant when Vtubers started becoming popular because of course they were massively more successful than him
But really that's wat he does with any new streamer trend that he refuses to adopt or learn from...
DSP is nothing if not consistent unfortunately
@@godofsquirrels494Consistently inconsistent
People tend to misunderstand the popularity of Vtubers. There are tons that have failed and most who became super big did so with corporate backing. Even the first one, Kizuna Ai was a corporate project using a professional voice actress and not an indie streamer.
@@xxJing real, I love finding washed up indie Vtubers on youtube live.
@@xxJing The corp backing helps, but if they had no talent or weren't entertaining it would not carry them far. Heck, they don't even accept the vtubers who don't have signs they can be successful.
Ame being a savage as usual
She being intelligent as detective
@@mfshahuto6846 She has upper hand.
The most American brit in holo
(gremlin voice): "REEEEEEEE"
Nice to see Ame make it into a clip, the AmeWay always works👍
I love Ame! and she is a pretty good gamer
@@marfin4325Loved her Oblivion streams!
she didn't even try to groundpound the platform smh
That’s genius design then. Even a dumb person can play the game without needing to think or do much, just by doing stuff and trying things
the funny part is this is one of the more braindead puzzles, lord forbit he finds one of the esoteric ones.
And those who actually try to use their brains can feel smart about their accomplishments.
the developers had the foresight to have a time limit on the joining process, and he only won due to sheer luck and happenstance because the outer edges of his "bridge" unlocked from the center at the right moment.
"without needing to thinkg or do much"
Is that actually a good thing though?
I would argue that having a dumb and boring easy solution isn't desirable.
If the puzzle was designed in such a way that just carrying them one by one wouldn't be a viable solution, then sure, some people won't be able to solve it.
However, there would also be far more people who would be pushed to figure out a solution, which would be far more rewarding then just brute forcing it which they otherwise would have done.
@@mkwpaul thats the thing about this kind of game though, a lot of the time there is no one solution. You can brute force it or cheese it if you want, or you can do it the intended way.
I love how he goes from complaining about the puzzle being too hard because it didn't immediately tell him the answer to complaining about accidentally figuring it out because that made it "easy"
If he can't do something he whines about it being too hard and shits on the devs for it being badly designed, if he can do something he gloates about it being too easy and shits on the devs for it being badly designed. He just always needs something to shit on and feel superior to. He does the same shit in fighting games, if he loses they're trash if he wins they're trash.
I love how asmon is careful at laughing at the guy when he knows he'll be in the same spot
Asmon may have some dumb moments, But he's Einstein compared to DSP
Yeah DSP really is on a whole other level. The kind of level that would complain about journalist mode being too hard
I've called asmon dumb a lot, but at least he's kinda got good vibes about it. DSP's whole personality is just a downer
Asmon also isn't a bitter shithead when he's stupid. The point here isn't really that DSP is dumb, it's that he's dumb and toxic as fuck.
Being dumb is not a sin but at least Asmon is not unwatchable like dsp
I never thought I’d see Asmon, Amelia and DSP in a single clip but here we are
Only Ame can be so innocent and savage at the same time just by solving a puzzle.
That's Hololive's #1 Detective Amelia Watson for you💛
No way, Amelia Watson? The paladin announcer?
@@adyatma1 yes probably
The number 1 detective in hololive. Also Ame: literally the only detective in hololive lmao
@@jessquiatchon2204Aka the worst detective in Hololive
That's Amelia "In an Asmongold Video" Watson, that's quality.
Solves the puzzle incidentally by trying the least innovative and efficient method possible and then blames the makers of the puzzle. Bet DSP fills his bathtub with cups of water from the kitchen sink.
He flushes bacon grease down the toilet.
Yeah, but then he leaves the water in all of the cups. And leaves all of the cups in the bathtub.
Basically, he fills the bathtub with a bunch of cups and each cup is filled with water. He then stares at the bathtub in confusion and ponders, "Golly, how the heck am I supposed to take a bath with all these darn cups in here!? I mean, I only need the water in the tub. I don't need the cups. But, then how would I have gotten the water into the tub?" He continues to stare at his bathtub for several minutes, unable to figure out how to remove the cups, but leave the water from the cups in the tub, so he can take a bath. Defeated, he walks away and gives up on taking a bath.
Legend has it that he is still stinky to this day.
DSP should get into video game journalism. He'd be perfect
I think he’s still not quite there yet! He managed to ‘solve’ the puzzle after-all
Nah, if he do that he would have less time to beg for money
@@cristobalbarra583 He'd probably just put a video loop of him begging on his stream while he's gone.
Wait what, developpers don't tell you what to do during puzzle sequences ? It's outrageous !
It's almost like you need to solve a Puzzle!
I want a button that lets me instantly solve it, giving me a small amount of instantaneous gratification with no effort whatsoever.
My IQ is also in the low double digits!
DSP the type of guy to think the puzzles in the new god of war weren't hand hold-y enough
I’m dumb as shit when it comes to TOTK efficient puzzle solving, but I know I’m the fucking problem. If its stupid proofed then you limit your players options. Let us be dumbasses yk
@@microwavedforks that makes you at least 12 times smarter than DSP
Amelia casually dropping DSP in the trash.
Other people talk about "smarter" and "more creative" but to me the difference between them is actually that DSP was fuming at a literal children's puzzle while Ame was just chilling and enjoying the game.
These editors are gods. Straight up.
Gods because they have nothing better to do with there lives
@@ssj-rose4572 To be fair, what exactly would be better? They are paid to make fun of their boss. From home. Like damn, that is a hell of a job.
@@ssj-rose4572 their job is to...edit, though? They get paid to do this. Might as well saying a grocer stocking produce has nothing better to do with their lives. It's a job, bro.
DSP is the reason we now have the player character give hints every 3 seconds as soon as you even approach the vicinity of a puzzle
“Hmmmmmm, it looks like I need to do something concerning these balls and those ball-shaped holes over there! Wonder what it could be?!??”
When that happens I can’t stop myself from uselessly telling the MC (or companion) to please shut the hell up 😂
God of War Ragnarok
@@maux9175 The horizon games also come to mind.
@@GravitasZero Dora: "Do you see a mountain?”
@@GravitasZero But Dora is meant to be a kids show character, so that's why she gets a pass lol
Careful lads. A simple clip of Amelia Watson was what put me down the vtuber rabbit hole 2 years ago. I've not been the same since
Same. Watson is someone you can watch hours of
Personal problem.
no moms are safe
It takes Ina and IRyS to make me fall down faster than gravity fall man.
congratulations on falling down the vtuber rabbit hole, welcome and enjoy your stay!.... you can never leave.
Does...that guy know what puzzles are? If you put an uncompleted jigsaw puzzle in front of him but without the box (which would presumably have directions because people like that guy exist) would he then complain that "once again, I'm just magically supposed to know what I'm doing?"
Yes. Despite the fact that he graduated as a valedictorian in one of the worst schools in Connecticut, he's pretty damn dumb.
After knowing about him for 15 years and seeing him play games once in a while... yes, he is actually just that much of a blockhead.
@@Elmithianwow, you put it really nicely! Showed some real restraint, using the word “blockhead”!
I’d have used something with a bit more ‘oomph’
He's the type of person to try to put a triangle piece to a square hole and cry if he fails.
Ame x DSP collab looks great
the fact this dude is the current model western game devs take as "the gamer model" is both funny and frustraring at the same time man, i can't with this man XD
As I said in another video, DSP says that it's a huge chore to figure out baby mechanics and puzzles in TotK. And I say if it's a chore to figure out baby level stuff, maybe you have the problem solving skills of a baby?
His "logic" just contradictive. He probably don't aware about it too
If he loses in a fighting game his opponent “sucks.” His logic doesn’t make sense because it isn’t logic, it’s coping.
That loser is whining like somebody forced him to play the game lmao
He basically spen 400 dollars just to not wash the dishes of 2 people a couple years ago when he has money problems, that should be enough to see that this guy is at max on a pre-teenager level if brain development
True. A baby would solve it with less crying though.
DSP acting so smug and correct is more rage inducing than any challenge in this game
Anytime I feel like I'm too stupid to do anything, I just watch a DSP compilation and feel much better about myself. If that clown can "make it" in this world, so can I.
That was a genius clip from Kowkarot
I mean 2 different approaches but both of them got the job done at the end
They should put DSP in mobile game ads where it's always some clueless player messing up a simple puzzle 😂
I shit laughing whenever that Mario song explains someone’s Fuck up lmao
We need to 'protect' DSP no matter the costs, the stupidity is valued.
@@Legatonin Remember when Memology used to manually cut DSP's internet whenever he started streaming? good times.
The issue with this is if Developers like the GoW Ragnarok one make their puzzles around his stupidity thinking we need the puzzle explained to us like fucking toddlers.
DSP, Jason Blaha and Mersh. my three favorite lolcows. may they all have a long life with strong internet connections 🍿
Honestly a living example on what not to be. If only people used him as a learning standard on not what to be, rather than just pointing and laughing at him mindlessly.
if he wasn't such an ass about how stupid he is, maybe I'd agree
Crow solving a puzzle to get nuts vs Pidgeon eating cigarette buds until someone feeds it nuts out of sympathy
Can't believe this Ame clip blew up so much it even got to asmongold haha
The diffrence of having fun and just doing a job right here.
2 different approaches = same result. That is top tier game design. Also she had so much fun while he was just angry? I think she won just on the fun factor alone.
Asmon's editors will never let that one go and I'm all here for it.
Amelia Watson, DSP, and Asmongold all in one video.
What a time to be alive.
Vids like this remind me of the GDC panel where they brought up DSP's GOW run and said "these are the players we design for."
Makes me want to fall in despair
Phil’s puzzle solving skills will never cease to not amaze me
There is nothing even wrong with the way he did the puzzle. He just doesn't know when to shut up lol
This is LITERALLY the guy Sony used as an example of why aggressive puzzle hints were necessary in GoW Ragnarok
When I saw that puzzle I instantly did what the cute anime girl did. I mean who would even consider that the solution would be to move all the balls one by one, that would take forever.
@@koatam I love that approach.
@@koatambased approach!
@@koatam For the FUN!
It's been too long since, but I remember trying to make the tractor, but I did something wrong with it, because a lot of the balls just flew out the sides, and I only pushed in like 3 at a time. So I just went the dsp method, but I wasn't exactly complaining about it.
Well,the new botw is all about creativity
But God dame doesn't using all the tool and manually move it is certainly dumber the some monkey and racoon
Just a reminder dsp is one of the reason why we have back seating characters in god of war 4 and 5
DSP must be the player behind the Hero Wars ad.
DSP is like a caveman trying to figure out the puzzle 🤣
Cavemen probably had better problem solving skills than DSP since they aren’t as stupid as people like to believe (makes them feel better)….
At this point, i’m pretty sure lab mice are better at solving problems than DSP
Hey, don't insult cavemen like that. They figured out how to use fire and hunt mammoths and so forth.
Lmaoo the editors are amazing
I hope Ame reacts to this because this is priceless
@@DicePai link? what did she say?
Meanwhile I just took one ball and used ultrahand to push the pressure plate down and finish the shrine. Love that there's so many solutions to the puzzles in TotK
It's not stupidity that's the problem here. He's blaming everything else but himself that's the problem. It's the way he acts. There're plenty of entertaining stupid people, DSP is not one of them. He's just painful to watch.
DSP is the guy who puts the circle piece in the square slot of a puzzle.
"I'm the reason why shampoo has instructions!"
Straight up game journalist tier
I have never thought I would see a VTuber who is apart of Hololive Amelia in a Asmongold video.
that scooper is pretty much the coolest object to build flying contraptions with
This is right up there with the David Jaffe room from Metroid Dread
link?
the game is well designed enough that it can occasionally save Phil from himself. impressive!
Common Ame W
Lmao he connected enough spheres to make an arc he could have just used it to push the others 😂😂😂
Never change Phil, never change.
Ame is seriously smart tho
I like the BotW/TotK puzzles because the materials are themselves hints, and you can safely assume the optimal solution is related to them. You can also assume that even if the brute force option is possible it’s usually not necessary. This one isn’t even particularly hard in my opinion, just the presence of that many balls should be clue enough that there must be a way to move lots of them at once.
Ame is both really smart and creative in general but this clip highlights DSP’s impatience to think things through and poor attitude more than her cleverness.
He got his heart in the right place.
"Task failed successfully" kind of situation here :D
Watson supremacy
Ive never played this before and i could already see what was going to happen a minute in 🕵️
Bro, not gonna lie I suck at puzzles too. Thank god you can always find a guide from fellow gamer.
Dude was really splitting braincells there.
"Am I magically supposed to know what to do?"
You're supposed to use your brain and deduct what you have to do. That's the whole point of a puzzle.
Im convinced that on some level DSP knows why people watch him so he gives the people what they want
honestly if it really was a bit, Id respect that
I respect acting and character bits as a skillset and an artform
He was that one guy in math exams that got the correct answers whit the wrong method
The way DSP was trying to solve the puzzle was equivalent to trying to solve a rubrics cube by peeling the colored stickers off and putting them on the sides they need to be, and even then he still struggled with it, Jesus Christ
DSP is the human manifestation of SKILL ISSUE
Remember people, DSP is the reason characters won't shut up for 5 seconds to let you think to yourself on what you need to do in a video game
embarrassed and ashamed I slowly shuffle forward and raise my hand to say:
I am also one such person
I have the good graces not to piss and moan and pretend Im smart but I can honestly confess I am about DSP tier when it comes to puzzle solving
Im just that dumb
To be fair, one is a detective, the other is phil.
As yes, the narrator foreshadowing Asmon's future if he ever tries TOTK. Love the editors as always!
All I saw was a REAL Zelda Fan playing the game and doing the puzzle while having fun vs a FAKE Zelda Fan playing the game just for views and money.
I love that my favorite streamer is getting content from my favorite lolcow. It should be a thing for Asmon to check in with DSP every once in a while.
game:"press any button to continue"
dsp: *presses console power button"
That's my favorite part about the past two legends of zelda games, there's more than one way to skin a cat
DSP- "Why does this puzzle game not give me the solutions to the puzzles?..."
I can't imagine how can someone watch that dude whine and be generally obnoxious all the stream. It's amazing what kind of torture people will take and even pay for.
Exactly.. Ughh..i can't imagine
It doesn't matter how fast you've solved a puzzle, there is always a pigeon that has done it better.
Tbf, Ame is the gigachad. as alwaysz.
Proof that 2D Girls are the superior lifeform and that man's creation is smarter than man
Amelia wins once again.
I like how Asmon laughs, but then he says "oh wait that might be me soon".
Somewhere out there, I know Gundam is laughing his head off
DSP literally blames the game for his own inadequacy like I walk into a puzzle and see something and I say "okay so the game wants me to use that" DSP walks in and sees something and says "WHY THE FUCK IS THAT THERE THEIR SO DUMB"
DSP is the gift that keeps on giving
And that gift is a total coin flip, either good or bad.
DSP has that big game journalist energy
"We're supposed to magically know what we're doing even though the game has no explanation for anything" IT'S CALLED A PUZZLE, PHIL.
Ame made that look so much more fun.
The thing is, DSP is from a generation of gaming that didn't take your hand and safely walk you through it. ..Also using that music to explain it, was perfect.
Let’s go WATSON!!!
He accidentally figured it out