Jeanne Robertson | Don't Snap an Elephant to a Tree
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- čas přidán 22. 07. 2024
- Jeanne is on SiriusXM Radio
This clip is from Jeanne's DVD Fabulously Funny
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It gets funnier every time I hear it. We MISS YOU, Miss Jeanne!
She will be missed, a very articulate and humorous speaker!
I know I’m extremely young just 19 but her humor just makes my day , she is incredibly hilarious and I love watching all her videos , she is such an amazing woman.❤️
Humor knows no age. She is hilarious!
Better to learn humor from her at your age than any of the "female comedian" hacks running around playing the victim these days while they make cheap sex jokes to make up for their lack of actual humor.
She is. Comedy god
She is a good role model
She is the best! I am so glad my husband happened to show me one of her videos. HUGE fan.
May she and her beloved husband RIP, and may we keep her alive in our hearts and minds so she lives on!
Jeanne Robertson RIP August 21, 2021. She will be missed!
I laughed so hard I’m crying! It’s 430 am here, I’m sure my son thinks I’ve lost my mind. I tried to chuckle quietly but that didn’t last, belly laughing was my only option!
I've listened to this numerous times. And laugh out loud everytime. This fine lady was one of a kind. Thank you Lord.
I am laughing so hard even with a WICKED migraine and enough drugs to knock me out. I am CRYING laughing!!! Wish I'd discovered her sooner so I could thank her for her work!! LOVE her!!
A true comic genius! So hard to believe she is no longer with us! RIP Miss Jeanne...you are missed so much and will never be forgotten. Thanks for the laughter!
Laughed so hard I cried when left brain said he was trying to sign that the snaps didn’t hold!!! So so funny without bad language. Thank you Jeanne & Left Brain
Miss them so much
I am just getting over pneumonia.. this cleared my lungs right out.. laughed so hard
thank you. I was going through a tough bout with PTSD and l accidentally watched one of your videos. l had never heard of you. I can't remember laughing so hard and carefreely. There isn't a pill that would or could work better or faster. thank you
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What a beautiful sentiment
I love this thank u for sharing
Everytime I hear this one I laugh until the tears start. I never tire of hearing any of this dear lady's talks. Every one should listen to one her talks as often as possible to remind themselves to find the humor and LAUGH!
Agree 100% 😅
I had the privilege of meeting her in real life. She was so sweet and charming ! The world lost an amazing lady when she passed.
I’m saddened to hear this remarkable woman has passed. Thanks for teaching me to find humour in situation. RIP Jeanne and Jerry 🦋🌅🙏💔🇦🇺😿
A sweet elderly coworker of mine is always listening and laughing to Jeanne w/ headphones on.
I finally asked her what are u listening to where u are always laughing?
She told me about her and suggested I watch this video.
This is hilarious and Jeanne is sooo adorable!!!
I am now a fan myself!!!👍🏻😁
This woman is so funny! I'm laughing, I'm crying, I'm slapping my forehead. I can't believe how someone with such clean humor is so universally hilarious. I've heard her on the Siriux comedy channel but I have never had the visual before. I had no idea!
When I have a hard day...I love to listen to her...... She was an amazing woman ....rest in peace.... Totally ignored by the mainstream for her talent..... She will live on forever
To my favorite commedienne:
I would like to thank you for helping me through the last 2 years of my late husband's life. I first heard you at a womens' retreat for my church. I got back home, and shared your cd with my hubby while he was on his home dialysis session. I almost had to stop the session, because he was laughing so hard it was spiking his blood pressure. We spent many hours listening to you and laughing with you. You are a treasure and a pure blessing💖!
BTW, this is my favorite laugh. When I lose my smile, I just think about the elephant & the tree and smile through my tears.
Leave it to Jeanne to make us smile. What a gem!
I’m crying laughing. What a wonderful and beautiful person with a supporting husband. I just was made aware of her recently and can’t get enough. Am sorry I never got the chance to see her in person. What a legacy to get people to forget their problems and get a better perspective of life. Rest in peace
I laughed til I was wheezing like a whelping seal… 😂🤣😆 ahhh Jeanne - you will be soo missed
The world is less a place without Jeanne. ❤
I don't think I have ever laughed as hard. I just found this channel. This woman is hysterical. RIP.
I have never laughed so hard at a comedian 😂😂😂😂😂. This was the best thing ever! I have found a gem.
Who can listen to this and worry about anything?
Once left brain was signing at the end I spit out my water. 😂
This lady is wonderful.. Its like a whole other genre.. wisdom comedy. I feel...... refreshed. She is wonderful.
Wisdom comedy. Love that!
Yeah, it's refreshing to hear someone like her. Not like others when I feel like I need a shower afterwards.
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Beautiful, intelligent , classy and hilarious! What more could you ask for?
Jeanne should be syndicated and shown world wide! Talk about instant peaceful harmony! She's my new mentor!
I had to keep playing it back because I was laughing so hard I’d miss the next couple of statements. You are a riot.
I’m 31 from NC and deployed right now. Jeanne, you make me feel like I’m home. God bless you!
Rob M thank you for your service Rob. Please stay safe and come home soon.
God bless you Rob!! Praying for your safe return buddy!
I wish you come back in one piece and unharmed. May you be protected every step you go and are. May God help you.
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I literally have tears streaming down my cheeks from laughing so hard. Oh my goodness!
First time seeing this wonderful classy Lady...had me laughing right thru'...great comedy with no foul language 👍
I had to choose to watch this at 11:00PM, with my husband asleep beside me. I'm glad he such a heavy sleeper, because I was laughing so hard that I was crying and couldn't keep all of the noise quite.
Oh I love this lady and her friends. She helps brush off all the crap people dump on me during the day. I enjoy listening to 4 or 5 before I go to bed and pray. I'm sure God is pleased with the quick attitude change!!
God does have a sense of humor and hired Jeanne to deliver. Thanks Jeanne, Love you
She had me rolling. Who on earth would give a “thumbs down”?
over 1.5 million views and only 418 thumbs down is pretty good
Yah! Who in the world would?
Must be right brained men!
Because that was really funny!
Short left brain people that's who.
Lynn DeBeal Maybe the thumbs down sign was given mistakenly by someone trying to sign language backwards over their shoulder! Isn’t Jeanne a gem?
A toddler
Who doesn’t love this lady? What a joy!
One of Jeanne's best stories. My sites hurt from laughing, and I've heard it before.
I have seen this bit so many times and every time I die laughing!! What a hoot!!
Priceless. It’s been a long time since I have laughed so hard.
It still is so funny!!? I thought I would die laughing!! I don’t recall ever laughing so hard!!!
You are absolutely precious! I love your humor!
“My pantyhose are near my knees.” 😂😂😂 super hilarious
I have had that experience too!! LOL
@@gayleengland-triplett3179 It's true. Pantyhose weren't made for tall people. She makes it so funny.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When my late husband was alive we travel across the US we would hear her and have to pull over, because we are laugh so hard couldn't drive
What a treasured memory!
You will call
Hardest thing to do is to sit at work listening to her and try your best not to laugh out loud.
Been watching standup vids and getting worried about myself because at most they got me to smile. Then I stumbled upon this and now afraid of waking the house laughing.
My kids were downstairs. They heard me laughing. Thinking mama has lost her mind, they are now upstairs. They've never heard me laugh like this before. Thank you so much, Mrs.Robertson, you've made our month!
This lady kept me from going over the edge of darkness when my son died several years ago. I would listen to her on the long rides to sit with him and be able to smile about something she said during the long hours of solitude.
Thank you Jeannie.
From another 6 ft Texan
I might have to wrap some duct tape around my stomach before I watch another one of these video. It's the only way to be sure my guts don't fall out from laughing so hard. Cause I am not about to trust those elephant snaps
I haven't laughed so hard in years.
Okay, I started laughing until my eyes started to water. I then doubled over, but couldn't straighten up because now I needed to go to the bathroom. I then started choking, a glass of water is within arms reach, but still can't straighten up. Common sense is telling me to just pause this video, but I don't want to lose this feeling.....I have to make it to the end.
I made it to the bathroom, still choking and crying. I have not laughed this hard in over 5 years! You...are...priceless!! Thank you so much for letting me know that pure humor still exists!
This was hilarious good clean comedy for everyone .
Oh my this was too funny. Thank you Lord that laughter does good like medicine. 🙌🙌
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Laughed so hard I sounded like I was hysterically crying. I love your videos - this is in my top ten.
Me too!
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My husband just came in from the other room to see what on EARTH I was laughing at. Mrs. Robertson, we all miss y'all soooooo much! See if y'all cain't get a wee bit mo' of that 4" stuff and launch yo' self back heah fo' an encore, please Ma'am.
I thought you'd never outdo your talk on sending Left Brain to the grocery store to get your pound cake ingredients but, you have!
Jeanne, this one tops them all!
I completely agree, the pound cake story is a classic, but she has outdone herself here!!!
Same here!!! So nice to not have a “potty-mouthed” speaker/humorist!!
The grocery store ingredients list joke is one of the first I ever heard and one of my favorites. So glad I stumbled across this lady. Many hours of enjoyment. May God richly bless you😇
you have to listen to never trust a man with the luggage, when they go to Hawaii! If you haven't heard it tops even this one!
I love the one about the ingredients from the store!!!
A niece introduced me to Jeanne videos a month ago while I was visiting family in Oklahoma..once I got a taste of this humor I fell in love with Jeanne & Left Brain & watched every video I could find..I am so hooked!!!
Thank you some nights your stories are the best part of the day the laughing just doesn't stop thank you
I have watched these over and over and still laugh
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I laughed so hard, I woke my daughter up. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. 😂
408...thats how many 👎there are at this time .10/7/19 how could anyone hit the 👎on this wonderfully funny woman? She should have her own TV show it wouldn't surprise me if she didn't have one in the future,thank u so much Jeanne...
I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. I love this lady. She is hysterical!
You are the best lady story teller I have ever heard. I thoroughly enjoyed each your stories.
Carol Pascua great story teller period
I can't remember the last time I cried from so much laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣. She's the best!
Jeanne Robertson,
You are one of the best comedians in the world! I take that back, you are the best Christian comedian in the world!!! I totally enjoy watching you! I laugh so much that my side begins to hurt. Your husband must be so kind hearted, because you use him in a lot of your stories. I would love to see you preform one day, and then meet you! You remind me of my mother and/or my grandmother. Every time I watch one of your videos, you lift my spirits and I can’t help it, but I just laugh out loud. Whenever I’m sad, down in the dumps or depressed, my husband puts one of your videos on and you have me laughing so hard and out loud that my side begins to hurt. I absolutely love your videos!
I Pray That The Lord God Blesses You With A Long Healthy Life, In Which You Continue To Make People Laugh. I Pray That The Lord God Blesses Your Husband, (Left Brain), With A Long Healthy Life As Well. I Also Pray That You Will Come To Philadelphia, PA And Share A Few Of Your Stories With Many Of Your Fans! I Know That My Husband, Myself, Members Of My Church And Other’s Would Be There Wishing You All The Best. Please Let Us Know When, Where And The Time To Be There And We’ll Be There Wishing You All The Best.
I’m inviting you to attend my church, Burlhome Baptist Church, anytime you’re in Philadelphia, PA. I know that our Pastor would love to meet you! God Bless you and your husband.
I saw her in person a few years ago and enjoyed every minute and laughed until I cried. I took a friend for her birthday and she said it was the best gift EVER!
I laughed so hard that my kids thought I had finally lost it! As usual, you are able to paint such a hilarious picture of ordinary things in life that just leaves me in stitches. Life has been hard and this was a much needed relief. Thanks!
I love this woman! I was fortunate to catch her in Tarrytown N.Y. a few years ago. It was a 4 hour drive each way - and sooooo worth it!
I had ear buds in while watching this video,laughing so hard my family thought I'd flipped out😂😂😂...I can so relate to the body suit...😳
My all time favorite stand up comedian - I just love her - Makes me smile, giggle, laugh and bow just a little to her talent!
An AMAZING personality and comedian. Wow, just wow. And it seems that she married the perfect person for her!
Jeanne, I watching your video during the pandemic and you have brought laughter when it's needed most. I absolutely LOVE you.
Sitting here all by myself laughing!! Awesome!!!
ME TOO. MUST BE A "DEB" THING!! ROFLMAO ! 🤣
I don’t know when I have laughed so hard! I was with you the whole way, tears running down my face! 🧡❤️💜
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We are from the UK and we just returned from a holiday in Luxembourg. On a tour of the city we met a couple from North Carolina and the man had worked with Jeanne and left brain. What a coincidence! We had a great conversation about them.
Oh my! I'm addicted to listening to your humor "over & over." Finally got to enjoy you live in Perry GA at an RVers rally. Never had the nerve to come speak. Just laughed along with everyone there. Thanks for lifting me up when I'm down & need humor to get me back on track.
Jeanne, thank you for being you. You can make me laugh when I need it the most. This one is one of my favorites. God Bless you.
Her stories are fabulous!! And her expressions....priceless!!
Jeanne, you are an inspiration to life on life’s terms. Thank you for your endearing stories.
I stumbled on to Jeanne Robertson today while looking at Dwight Yoakam & Buck Owens " I sang Dixie." What a great link. Love this woman's sense of humor & her southern drawl. I can't stop watching. Have family in Carolina. Hope we can see her in concert either in Charlotte or Durham.
I'm 66, and it's so wonderful to see another older woman being brave, doing stand up, making everyone laugh (I did, a lot), and having a great smile and a good looking dress.
These clips are so funny. I laugh so hard that I either choke or start coughing
I love her. She's funny with class. Very good. Job well done.
There are tears rolling down my cheeks. I just love your talks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I will come back to this one when I need a good laugh! Jeanne Robertson is absolutely hilarious with her southern accent and 6'2" frame. Love her!
Oh my lanta, I laughed until I cried. What I wouldn't give you see you in person! You have such a way with expressing yourself through your stories. Just love you! God bless you!
I laughed so hard that I woke the baby up after finally get her down.
Totally worth it!
Unique, is the right word for you Miss Jeanne, you make me cry laughing and at 75 that is a real blessing. Thanks for giving us happiness and Joy.
Agree totally...….I am 70 and its wonderful to hear her stories.....I agree it is a blessing.....think we are in our 2nd chlldhood my friend!!!!!
Young lady, I think that was your best I have ever heard! God bless you!
You shared this story in Atlanta, and I didn't think I was going to be able to breathe, I was laughing so hard
O I have watched these for years, and I never get tired of them. She was one of a kind, and I miss her so very much ❤️
Ms. Jeanne Robertson was and is a beautiful class act of proficiency of excellence! Her and Lucille Ball would have been an incredible act working the stage together! I laughed profusely and it's so difficult for me to actually belly laugh!
Earths loss is truly heavens gain!
I am so very thankful for these priceless CZcams videos.
😂😂 this is one of the best stories you've told. I can just imagine that body suit coming up and smacking you in the face 😂
Oh man, she’s gifted! What a piece of sheer laughter. Tears rollin* down my face.
This lady has me crying laughing everytime I hear her speak. Good clean humor.
Oh, my word--I laughed so hard I could hardly breathe!
You are God's gift to us all. Your humor is so real ... thank you. Mary B in Dallas
Jeanne will make you almost laugh so hard, you may fall out of your chair !!!! I bet she has those in HEAVEN with here are just rolling in the clouds with laughter and happiness!!!!!
OMG my sides and diaphragm hurt so bad from laughing.
I live in England, and I discovered you by accident you are amazing, we had Victoria wood , such a loss she died and we miss her terribly, you are brilliant, such a talent R.I.P. xxxxxx
Oh my goodness her stories absolutely never get old. Another laugh I needed to end the day. Thank you for sharing 👏🤣😂😊
Oh Jeanne!!! You are fabulous. Never tire of hearing your tales 😂
Best one yet.... I was rolling on the floor laughing.....thanks.
Oh goodness, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard!
Im 30 this my kinda comedy! Hilarious, real, and clean. I just love this sweet woman. Girl if your ever in arkansas come by and we can chat over some good ole ice tea. Bless you