Chonda Pierce - Honeymoon Package! Hilarious Story

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  • čas přidán 21. 08. 2009
  • A very funny story taken from the DVD "Have I Got A Story For You."
    Go to www.chonda.org for more about Chonda and for ordering info.
    Connect with Chonda at / chondapierce
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Komentáře • 388

  • @mylenelucas1476
    @mylenelucas1476 Před 4 lety +28

    Absolutely funny tottally love this lady !! She has gotten me through some tough stuff with her humor!!
    God bless her !!

  • @robertmoye7565
    @robertmoye7565 Před 6 lety +23

    Chonda Pierce is an absolute treasure, one of the few truly, naturally, divinely funny people I have ever seen. I never get tired of her stories.

  • @joyr36
    @joyr36 Před 4 lety +20

    This story still cracks me up. First time I heard it I was laughing so hard that I had tears streaming down my face.

  • @deb4guest953
    @deb4guest953 Před 19 dny +5

    You have to be from the south to understand how truly funny this is! Great job girl!

  • @alexs-zq6ni
    @alexs-zq6ni Před 3 lety +7

    Watched her stand up on Huckabee had to find more

  • @World-as-i-c-it
    @World-as-i-c-it Před 3 lety +7

    Very funny, and so nice being so funny without cursing.

  • @kellyprice1024
    @kellyprice1024 Před 5 lety +30

    I can’t “like” this video enough. 😂😂😂😂

  • @mtscboardsecretary1067
    @mtscboardsecretary1067 Před 5 lety +33

    I have seen this video so many times and I still crack up laughing. Thank you Chonda for the gift of laughter!! You're awesome.

  • @dlbaker7382
    @dlbaker7382 Před rokem +5

    TY Chonda, for your wonderful clean and humorous stories. 5 stars+

  • @Pammysoo17
    @Pammysoo17 Před 7 lety +57

    Love her! She's so tastefully funny.😄😂

  • @juliew1966
    @juliew1966 Před 5 lety +20

    This is great! She sure can tell a story!

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 Před 3 lety

      Hello Julie how are you doing today hope you are taking care of yourself

  • @tksimpson5735
    @tksimpson5735 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Hilarious! This story will NEVER get old! 😂😂

  • @johncoffman2703
    @johncoffman2703 Před 3 lety +4

    Been a fan number 11 for many years. God Bless your work. Each of us has a way of reaching people. You do it with good clean materials even poop. Love you sister

  • @vandermeydenise
    @vandermeydenise Před 8 lety +40

    Chonda, I LOVE how you told this story about your friend getting y'all a honeymoon package, and then y'all invited your husbands to join you! Girl! I can just see that! Thank you for sharing this. Who said the christian life has to be all sad and long faced. "A Merry Heart Doeth Good Like a Medicine." LOL! Love you sweet lady!

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 Před 3 lety +1

      Hello Denise how are you doing today hope you have a wonderful time at home

  • @thomasriehle1911
    @thomasriehle1911 Před 8 lety +160

    she is an absolute joy to watch I've never laughed so hard at someone who appears to be so genuinely happy to stand there and tell a story without resorting to profanity and insults

    • @MadNotAngry
      @MadNotAngry Před 6 lety +6

      ... or any trace of humor.

    • @karmankrein6458
      @karmankrein6458 Před 6 lety +1

      Thomas Riehle f

    • @joyceobeys6818
      @joyceobeys6818 Před 5 lety

      Thomas Riehle Being contrary to the Holy Word is an insult, to YaH which is on her unless she has conviction and sorrow being truly ashamed of sin we have committed and make amends and turn away from the sin that too easily traps us.

    • @CloudyWishes
      @CloudyWishes Před 5 lety +1

      that is exactly what i thought as well

    • @marymary9971
      @marymary9971 Před 4 lety +5

      CHONDRA IS A DĒLIGHTFUL COMIC AND HAS A SWEET
      CHRISTIAN SPIRIT
      LOVE WATCHING HER

  • @HalleHoHo
    @HalleHoHo Před 4 lety +8

    Love this lady!💓

  • @magdielkharmawlong1264
    @magdielkharmawlong1264 Před 4 lety +5

    That was off the hook i was literally down on my knees 🤣🤣🤣

  • @victoriaheatherly2656
    @victoriaheatherly2656 Před 5 lety +7

    I laughed until I cried!!!! Thanks.

  • @sharonheffner7082
    @sharonheffner7082 Před 7 lety +37

    Chonda, I can always count on you for a good laugh! God bless you!

  • @Anne--Marie
    @Anne--Marie Před 4 lety +20

    Love her wicked laugh at the end!

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 Před 3 lety

      Hello Anne how are you doing today. Hope you are taking care of yourself there

    • @Anne--Marie
      @Anne--Marie Před 3 lety +1

      Doing well, thank you. How are you?

  • @joyceshelton249
    @joyceshelton249 Před 6 lety +17

    Being married to a good old country boy myself, this is soooooo funny when I put my husbands or son's face in the story. OH LORD!!!! I love that the Lord has such a good sense of humor, I love to laugh. God Bless You.

  • @ickack
    @ickack Před 14 lety +5

    So funny...and not evil at all if you keep a sense of humor and are willing to accept others for who they are...

  • @deannakinsman6790
    @deannakinsman6790 Před 4 lety +4

    Oh my days I can't even...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 HYSTERICAL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Wifestyleimagenetworking
    @Wifestyleimagenetworking Před 10 lety +71

    O my Chondra!! You are soooo hilarious. Praise God for the gift of laughter!

  • @1953jazzman
    @1953jazzman Před 14 lety +6

    Trust me! This woman is drop dead funny! Best thing I've seen come out of the South since fried chicken!!!

  • @kmsy200
    @kmsy200 Před 4 lety +9

    You are so funny women. I was laughing so hard when you were reading that letter . That was hilarious 😂

  • @roseastern516
    @roseastern516 Před 9 lety +38

    Chonda you are the best! I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard, while watching you!

  • @joanjones4710
    @joanjones4710 Před 4 dny

    I've watched this over & over and laughed til I cried hahaha! Thankyou hahaha 😂😂😅

  • @suzannebutcher2967
    @suzannebutcher2967 Před 4 lety +7

    SHE IS HILARIOUS!!! SOUTHERN WOMEN ARE A RIOT. GOOD JOB.

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 Před 3 lety

      Hello Suzanne how are you doing today

    • @suzannebutcher2967
      @suzannebutcher2967 Před 3 lety

      @@jameshama1354 I'm doing well James. Hope you are to. My family is from Kentucky and everybody was funny. I can tickle a funny bone to. Be good.💝

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 Před 3 lety +1

      @@suzannebutcher2967 Oh that’s cool hope things are fine please say I to your family in Kentucky. I’m from California and a daughter name Amanda wish we can be friends and know more about each other

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 Před 3 lety

      @@suzannebutcher2967 Hello Suzanne

  • @austinrogers4029
    @austinrogers4029 Před 4 lety +4

    Oh my gosh she makes me laugh so hard it’s awesome

  • @donnavause6491
    @donnavause6491 Před 2 lety

    You help bring joy & laughter back into my life .

  • @TheJanWalker
    @TheJanWalker Před 6 lety +14

    I love the lady's reaction at 03:26. And I love this entire standup routine.

  • @genevievemoore5679
    @genevievemoore5679 Před 4 lety +4

    I practically died when she read the letter!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cjcheifer994
    @cjcheifer994 Před 3 lety

    Hysterical! Love you, Chonda.

  • @davidbjornstad7759
    @davidbjornstad7759 Před 5 lety +6

    She was definitely having too much fun :D

  • @wendyvermette9095
    @wendyvermette9095 Před 4 lety +4

    I love it. And I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and chocking. My ribs are so sore from laugbing. 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @CloudyWishes
    @CloudyWishes Před 5 lety +8

    OMG this is too funny Thank you Chonda x

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 Před 3 lety

      Hello Cloudy how are you doing today. Hope you are taking care of yourself

  • @danieljosephking8730
    @danieljosephking8730 Před 2 lety

    That was great. Brightened up my day. Thanks.

  • @bean269
    @bean269 Před 4 lety +3

    Dedicated to my beautiful daughter Leslie, the best mother, wife, friend, a rare gem amongst us, thank you for being YOU" 🤗💕♥️

  • @christicrenshaw2772
    @christicrenshaw2772 Před 5 lety +3

    What a cute and funny story. Loved it

  • @maryfrancesmcknight9587
    @maryfrancesmcknight9587 Před 2 lety +1

    Laughter is the best medicine.

  • @maudeloechner1709
    @maudeloechner1709 Před 9 lety +13

    I LOVE Chonda.................

  • @vampqueen1971
    @vampqueen1971 Před 5 lety +4

    Chandra, this made my mother laugh soooooo hard.

  • @candidezeller1638
    @candidezeller1638 Před 4 lety +4

    Dying laughing!!!!!!

  • @sim33009
    @sim33009 Před 4 lety +3

    Love her.!!!

  • @rebeccaoprea9917
    @rebeccaoprea9917 Před 4 lety +4

    Classic !

  • @joyr36
    @joyr36 Před 7 lety +27

    Laughter is a good medicine and this story makes me laugh no matter how many times I have heard it. I also like the story where she goes into her hotel room and there is a dead body in the bed. She tells the maid "you did not clean this room, did you".

    • @kathytokarsky4547
      @kathytokarsky4547 Před 7 lety +2

      joyr36 I have not heard that one before.....can you share it?

  • @vickibarry9569
    @vickibarry9569 Před 5 lety +7

    Cancun! Hilarious!

  • @RosebudBB
    @RosebudBB Před 2 lety +1

    That was just too funny!

  • @marilynmcclintock2974
    @marilynmcclintock2974 Před 5 lety +5

    You made my morning brighter!
    Grandma Sue in central Indiana and Izzi Too

  • @onlythetruth2063
    @onlythetruth2063 Před 3 lety +1

    Thank you for making me laugh so hard, found you on Huckabee

  • @Panwere36
    @Panwere36 Před 10 lety +18

    To quote Steve Martin from "Cheaper By The Dozen"....
    "That was wrong. Funny. But... wrong."
    Praise God for Chonda Pierce. LOL

  • @steventerrell2548
    @steventerrell2548 Před 3 lety

    FANTASTIC 😎

  • @missinformation916
    @missinformation916 Před 12 lety +21

    Okay, that's it...you need to tag this with a Depends warning! I about wet my pants laughing so hard! That was awesome!!!!!

  • @ConnieP1263
    @ConnieP1263 Před 11 lety +20

    My husband would have killed me,
    LOL I laughed so hard I was crying

  • @SJH301983
    @SJH301983 Před 18 dny

    Lol!!! Can you imagine how mad those husband's were!!!! My stomach hurts. I'm laughing so hard

  • @robertwalley483
    @robertwalley483 Před 5 měsíci

    I had my doubts but found her to be funny and her jokes to be very clean.

  • @susangoodgine771
    @susangoodgine771 Před 10 lety +20

    That was too funny!

  • @susanshira3783
    @susanshira3783 Před 4 lety +2

    Hey there, Chandra!!! I heard your comedy about 10 yrs ago, my age then was 52or53. Now I am 63 and infrequently experienced 'senior moments. I ask the Lord, "what is her name"? A few minutes later, the Holy spirit said, 'chandra'. As God is our witness!!!!😇😂😉🙌

  • @MrCherod
    @MrCherod Před 6 lety +1

    This is one of my all time favorite clips, I must have watched this a hundred times.

  • @africanconservative2897
    @africanconservative2897 Před 4 lety +4

    🤣 romantic getaway??😂

  • @sharonbauwens8345
    @sharonbauwens8345 Před 9 lety +8

    Awesome as always Chonda!!! Love you

    • @janetchapman1972
      @janetchapman1972 Před 5 lety +1

      Funny and fun,,,,,🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞

    • @jameshama1354
      @jameshama1354 Před 3 lety

      @@janetchapman1972 Hello Janet how are you doing today

  • @susannarducci3350
    @susannarducci3350 Před 3 lety

    Love her!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thetraveler6860
    @thetraveler6860 Před 5 lety +8

    3:26 these are my parents! Pretty epic

  • @lauriemogianesi3571
    @lauriemogianesi3571 Před 4 lety

    So cute!,,

  • @lr3521
    @lr3521 Před 5 lety +3

    Sounds like Forest Gump! I love her accent!

  • @daviddansereau1793
    @daviddansereau1793 Před 5 dny

    What a spoof on four people.
    You go gal!!!
    How to make a vacation

  • @evelynarcher155
    @evelynarcher155 Před rokem

    This is the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!

  • @amyeverett2676
    @amyeverett2676 Před 4 lety +1

    Lol people,i love clean comedy

  • @bettyswedensky1819
    @bettyswedensky1819 Před 4 lety +2

    Awesome.

  • @suzannepatterson307
    @suzannepatterson307 Před 4 lety +5

    This is hilarious

  • @shelbysittig1047
    @shelbysittig1047 Před 5 měsíci

    That was good. I need to process my grief by going to Cancun. 😂

  • @williamwester2161
    @williamwester2161 Před 4 lety +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Froggie247
    @Froggie247 Před 12 lety +3

    lol!!! Very well done. I am going to share it with my hubby. Thank you for the giggle!! God bless.

  • @kjcsmith50
    @kjcsmith50 Před 6 lety +15

    99% OF YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE ABOUT CHONDA GROW UP SHE IS LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK

    • @ruthiew5276
      @ruthiew5276 Před 5 lety +1

      Everyone needs a job. Plus I could say the same about my job thanks to the union I get paid way more than I should for what I do.

    • @gregorysmith9706
      @gregorysmith9706 Před 4 lety +2

      Ahhhh.....yes....the token hater....always at angry about someone else's accomplishments...and jealous, too....

  • @joyr36
    @joyr36 Před 8 lety +1

    This is my favorite story of hers.

  • @blountfarms3660
    @blountfarms3660 Před 3 lety +1

    TN loves her, lmao

  • @ritalagrenade2747
    @ritalagrenade2747 Před rokem

    Wish I could find a coat like that. Real neat. Love her comedy

  • @kennethwilson4316
    @kennethwilson4316 Před 4 lety +10

    You should be careful if he invites you to scuba dive with him.

  • @kimberlypotts516
    @kimberlypotts516 Před 3 lety +1

    God bless chonda love her for she is a hoot and such a Godly woman than a trump woman cause i saw her on hucklabee

  • @walkbyfaith2332
    @walkbyfaith2332 Před 7 lety +18

    Lighten up people! It's a joke! live a little. 😂😂👌👌

  • @rrp1996
    @rrp1996 Před 6 lety +11

    Scuba Dive Team 3511! Lol

  • @1loons
    @1loons Před 9 lety +21

    I was hoping that she bought the pictures!

  • @aimeetahon6744
    @aimeetahon6744 Před 4 lety

    I would love to see them

  • @adkennell
    @adkennell Před 13 lety

    Hillarous!!!

  • @robinjohnson5014
    @robinjohnson5014 Před rokem

    Chandra is a funny
    Clean comedian

  • @Brian-un6xj
    @Brian-un6xj Před 4 lety +3

    the bonfire may have brought me here, but i stayed for the editing

    • @johnnyfromkaratekidsweepth2003
      @johnnyfromkaratekidsweepth2003 Před 4 lety +1

      Brian same the bon fire brought me here but my IQ has dropped significantly

    • @saraforney3940
      @saraforney3940 Před 4 lety

      Yo. Me too.

    • @saraforney3940
      @saraforney3940 Před 4 lety

      I’ve been to TN & they’ve got great ice. I think the road this lady walked down with her black friend was a road of mostly crystal meth lmao

  • @yolandaponkers1581
    @yolandaponkers1581 Před 7 lety +68

    I'm gay and I found this funny! Everybody needs to calm down.

    • @antj1411
      @antj1411 Před 5 lety +1

      Matt C snap my friend, snap.

    • @AquaticSkipper
      @AquaticSkipper Před 5 lety

      reddit.com/r/nobodyasked

    • @barbkeen1221
      @barbkeen1221 Před 4 lety

      @@markolsen7438 Here we go again, a antigay, straight, uneducated, closed minded person thinking that if you're gay, it's all about the physical part. News flash backwoods man, it's not!🤦‍♀️ So quit projecting YOUR issues onto someone else! 😠

    • @markolsen7438
      @markolsen7438 Před 4 lety

      @@barbkeen1221 My point was and is, There was no need to tell anyone he was gay, it has no bearing on whether it was funny or not. Go crawl back in your hole

  • @perryfranciscaravello134
    @perryfranciscaravello134 Před 2 lety +1

    Crackle crackle ❤️

  • @awesomemcawesomeshorts9531
    @awesomemcawesomeshorts9531 Před 6 lety +22

    As a man, I have one thing to say... That is so cruel.
    Lol.

  • @TrainTrackTrav
    @TrainTrackTrav Před 11 lety +3

    8:55 evil laugh. That is quite screwed up, and absolutely hilarious!

  • @rich3262
    @rich3262 Před 6 lety +3

    The cuts in this are making me epileptic. Crackle Crackle.

  • @sherricoffman
    @sherricoffman Před 6 dny

    Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹 MuchLove

  • @janleejean
    @janleejean Před 8 lety +8

    hilarious

  • @vickibarry9569
    @vickibarry9569 Před 5 lety +2

    Canun!!

  • @tbrlgn9168
    @tbrlgn9168 Před 8 lety

    wonderful!

  • @nomopms1
    @nomopms1 Před 6 lety

    Choppy!

  • @buckmaybelle
    @buckmaybelle Před 8 měsíci

    Love ❤you

  • @gaamatsu4dewin
    @gaamatsu4dewin Před rokem

    Laughed so hard I threw up. :)
    Omg 'Sir this is Cancun, You do not have to explain'.

  • @AwesomeGirl86
    @AwesomeGirl86 Před 15 lety +2

    Yeah, I've seen this one on DVD. It's so hilarious! :-)

    • @tinkerbell3857
      @tinkerbell3857 Před 7 lety +1

      you make me laugh when I can't smile.thank yu