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  • @Spicypuff
    @Spicypuff Před 4 lety +3324

    So this is how skynet took over humanity.

    • @BrianGlaze
      @BrianGlaze Před 4 lety +21

      You win my guy. A+ reference.

    • @Dimah338
      @Dimah338 Před 4 lety +3

      Horrible 😰

    • @nyx3496
      @nyx3496 Před 4 lety +2

      @Extreme God of Hate yo wtf?

    • @No_OneV
      @No_OneV Před 4 lety

      i was about to write the same thing xD

    • @DnlSlvdr
      @DnlSlvdr Před 4 lety +7

      So it was Griffy who started the beef with skynet 😂

  • @championboy4782
    @championboy4782 Před 4 lety +4418

    "You ah answering machine"
    "AN YOU A B*TCH"

    • @swerks197
      @swerks197 Před 4 lety +35

      Oh nice subtitles

    • @GEB_Rosee_PPS
      @GEB_Rosee_PPS Před 4 lety +7

      @Extreme God of Hate excuse me?

    • @nomu7929
      @nomu7929 Před 4 lety +6

      @Extreme God of Hate bitch whaat?

    • @flamy2377
      @flamy2377 Před 4 lety

      Lmfao.......

    • @InnerRise
      @InnerRise Před 4 lety +7

      @@nomu7929 he said all the chinese can go to h311.
      Except for the ones making our iphones though. They have a purpose.

  • @roren_san
    @roren_san Před 4 lety +7494

    "This call may be recorded for quality and training purposes"

  • @kingizayzaym1657
    @kingizayzaym1657 Před 4 lety +6836

    When you realize the answering machine is just a worker taking calls and getting paid to repeat the question

    • @KweenAshuntae
      @KweenAshuntae Před 4 lety +184

      Omg that's literally happened to me before!!!!

    • @shelleysheboygan8402
      @shelleysheboygan8402 Před 4 lety +26

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Obese_Pterodactyl
      @Obese_Pterodactyl Před 4 lety +216

      @Nicholas Major no no its true. i was there. im the answering machine.

    • @xeth9074
      @xeth9074 Před 4 lety +39

      Or paid to use a soundboard until they get pissed...

    • @Retr0ver4
      @Retr0ver4 Před 4 lety +14

      You should watch a movie called "sorry to bother you"

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +19773

    Everybody gangsta until the bot turns gangsta.

  • @Randy.lorenzo
    @Randy.lorenzo Před 4 lety +3827

    “Hold on”- Words to say when you’re confused but scared

  • @tremaynerobinson4951
    @tremaynerobinson4951 Před 4 lety +1078

    00:43 I did not see that coming lol hahaha 😭😭😭

  • @TheTravelingClatt
    @TheTravelingClatt Před 3 lety +671

    Dude. This is the best one. This is the best one on your channel

  • @2.kings.22
    @2.kings.22 Před 4 lety +4330

    "NOW IMMA ASK YOU AGAIN....to pay a bill press 1" had me dying

    • @KidGreeD14
      @KidGreeD14 Před 4 lety +47

      🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @NarratorSama
      @NarratorSama Před 4 lety +97

      0 to 100 and then back to 0 real quick.

    • @monkadelic13
      @monkadelic13 Před 4 lety +38

      PLAY WIT ME!!!!! P L A Y WIT ME!

    • @havoCitCh
      @havoCitCh Před 4 lety +9

      The Narrator dis comment needs mo likes on my granny grave🤣

    • @pakishock91
      @pakishock91 Před 4 lety +8

      that was pure gold right there

  • @christophergramajo184
    @christophergramajo184 Před 4 lety +3801

    "Artificial Intelligence will destroy humanity"
    What A.I's will actually do:

    • @NoName-sz5lu
      @NoName-sz5lu Před 4 lety +124

      The AI did destroy him.

    • @erenkaslte8046
      @erenkaslte8046 Před 4 lety +28

      Ruin your whole career..

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha Před 4 lety +2

      No Name truth truth 😂😂

    • @solame10101
      @solame10101 Před 4 lety +9

      @@NoName-sz5lu
      But not physically, only broke down his mind. This is the future, talk shit and you get an AI finding your weak spot and making you feel like you are a kid again just getting told off by a parent.

    • @hwiatslgeord2887
      @hwiatslgeord2887 Před 4 lety +1

      @@solame10101 r/whoosh

  • @AM-vw7dg
    @AM-vw7dg Před 3 lety +283

    This skit is to damn funny, especially the end when the "automated" voice right back to normal as if none of that exchange happened. Go Griffy.

  • @charmedlilsis1
    @charmedlilsis1 Před 4 lety +814

    "You an answering machine" 😂😂😂😂

  • @nunchun2638
    @nunchun2638 Před 4 lety +5689

    what I love about Griffy is that he’s one of the only CZcamsrs who prioritizes quality funny shit over monetization

    • @ChiquitaSpeaks
      @ChiquitaSpeaks Před 4 lety +189

      Think he just does what comes naturally to him

    • @imapoetnuknoitthorough7568
      @imapoetnuknoitthorough7568 Před 4 lety +146

      He has better content than a lot of these creators

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 Před 4 lety +1

      Really?

    • @Ninjaman50
      @Ninjaman50 Před 4 lety +71

      Griffy's like a jack of all trades, you're never certain what'll happen his vids besides him going home.

    • @roshanb9637
      @roshanb9637 Před 4 lety +2

      Wats wid monetization?
      If u change into adult content, then u will get monetized

  • @V1BEZ82
    @V1BEZ82 Před 4 lety +2946

    Griffy: You an answering machine
    Phone: "and you a b**ch"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 4 lety +10

      My phone watches my videos i am watching my own videos all the time I love myself

    • @lilfacts8690
      @lilfacts8690 Před 4 lety +4

      Yeah I saw that when I watched the video.

    • @cyalegre7262
      @cyalegre7262 Před 4 lety

      I'm the 999th who liked this.

    • @thisguy9050
      @thisguy9050 Před 4 lety +2

      @@YoungAlienBoy no

    • @armaniphea7840
      @armaniphea7840 Před 4 lety +1

      Spooky Filmz Ent. The fact that he said “ you bitch ass , mark ass , work ass BITCH ass niggaaaaaa” has me in tears 😭 czcams.com/video/faqSGVJnJQU/video.html

  • @futurehofer1564
    @futurehofer1564 Před 4 lety +320

    "You're an answering machine"
    *"AND YOU'RE A BITCCH"*

  • @Wunouno
    @Wunouno Před 4 lety +145

    "hold on" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @devlincollier6110
      @devlincollier6110 Před 3 lety +8

      I swear to god that shit had me dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @davidg6803
    @davidg6803 Před 4 lety +1759

    When you find out the answering machine is from the hood

  • @shadowspector3611
    @shadowspector3611 Před 4 lety +10152

    "You a answering machine."
    "And you a bi***!"
    Funniest thing I've heard all decade.

  • @curiouspotato8113
    @curiouspotato8113 Před 4 lety +594

    The machine: turn on "Detroit become human" mode 😂

  • @esfmankocev
    @esfmankocev Před 4 lety +322

    "Play with me" 😂😂😂

  • @MrBigShot110
    @MrBigShot110 Před 4 lety +5505

    “Now Ima ask you again!”
    *To pay a bill, press 1...*

    • @MsMalina24
      @MsMalina24 Před 4 lety +32

      ParadiseParksInc 😂😂😂

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 Před 4 lety +93

      ...or say, pay bill.

    • @mnithamizh
      @mnithamizh Před 4 lety +3

      😂 😂 😂
      #mnithamizh

    • @InnerRise
      @InnerRise Před 4 lety +6

      @@mnithamizh who hashtags themselves?
      #innerself

    • @mnithamizh
      @mnithamizh Před 4 lety +1

      @@InnerRise me 🤚
      #mnithamizh

  • @Azazus
    @Azazus Před 4 lety +1657

    My boy said "Huh?! 👀" Had me ROLLING

    • @beauwane
      @beauwane Před 4 lety +1

    • @beauwane
      @beauwane Před 4 lety

      who cares goes hard

    • @Azazus
      @Azazus Před 4 lety

      @@beauwane thank you 💪🏾 if you liked that one I think you would enjoy my new song "ignorant" that's releasing everywhere this Saturday

    • @manethdulshan8978
      @manethdulshan8978 Před 4 lety

      Me too

    • @sam007gaymer9
      @sam007gaymer9 Před 4 lety

      lol

  • @silver1158
    @silver1158 Před 4 lety +99

    "You a answering machine."
    "AND YOU A B*TCH"

  • @jaysonkts3911
    @jaysonkts3911 Před 4 lety +126

    “I’m really with the shits”
    *works in call center

    • @floridashottest2538
      @floridashottest2538 Před 3 lety +6

      Call center workers get paid more than retail workers and get cussrd out daily by people that feel EMBOLDENED on the phone. I'm pretty sure One of them has a gun lol

    • @kurumiramos1166
      @kurumiramos1166 Před 3 lety +1

      We do.. Or rather I do own one, because we come home early morning or even midnight and here in the Philippines the streets are wild so I made sure I'm packing in case I got jump which happens more than you think especially on female or lgbtq agents.. Plus our company is far away from the city and on midnight or early morning there are no taxi's and owning a car here is a luxury that's why most of us are gun licensed

    • @fatimaleger2839
      @fatimaleger2839 Před 3 lety +1

      Lmaoooo

  • @ivanwilson8038
    @ivanwilson8038 Před 4 lety +1207

    "NOW IMMA ASK YOU AGAIN"😂😂😂

  • @OM-oe9ds
    @OM-oe9ds Před 4 lety +2956

    “You an answer machine”
    “AND U A BiTcH”

  • @georgetrigkas2434
    @georgetrigkas2434 Před 4 lety +124

    After Griffy said: Pay bill
    Just imagine the automated voice call saying That's what I thought

  • @chocolatte5849
    @chocolatte5849 Před 4 lety +216

    I love how it just says “ASS” on the poster

  • @djmiles5998
    @djmiles5998 Před 4 lety +4258

    Yo, I bet this guy beats Alexa when he gets home...

    • @aspebb
      @aspebb Před 4 lety +244

      Beats Alexa's cheeks*

    • @cho2583
      @cho2583 Před 4 lety +66

      that's domestic abuse :)

    • @shonntheghost3745
      @shonntheghost3745 Před 4 lety +112

      What's why she is lagging behind nowadays.

    • @pizzahut8482
      @pizzahut8482 Před 4 lety +77

      He beats her because she play the wrong playlist 😭

    • @starless4146
      @starless4146 Před 4 lety +12

      LOL, Awww man! That's wrong!

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun Před 4 lety +2207

    Griffy: *O P E R A T O R*
    Automated Voice: _"I'm sorry"_

    • @ethanf507
      @ethanf507 Před 4 lety +20

      I’m sorry I didn’t understand he said

    • @ChastityFaye1
      @ChastityFaye1 Před 4 lety

      Just A Dio Who's A Hero For Fun I make short comedy skits

    • @jaiden_isaiah4825
      @jaiden_isaiah4825 Před 4 lety +3

      Spooky Filmz Ent. Don’t think you’re smart. When your videos are disliked you get more clout, vice versa for getting likes.

    • @loudy2323
      @loudy2323 Před 4 lety

      @@ethanf507 o

  • @garrettevans9193
    @garrettevans9193 Před 4 lety +45

    I was dying when the machine started yelling back! 🤣

  • @Marsha_Ann
    @Marsha_Ann Před 4 lety +47

    🤣 LMAOOO damn my stomach hurt from laughing so much OMG that phone started cussing him out, had me rolling!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ozerune
    @ozerune Před 4 lety +3052

    Phone: threatens to kill Griffy
    Me: Notices Assassination Classroom poster

    • @SMJ91
      @SMJ91 Před 4 lety +10

      Deserted Snake I have the same wall scroll

    • @erikengvall
      @erikengvall Před 4 lety +21

      I don't watch a lot of anime, but god DAMN Ansatsu Kyoushitsu is good.

    • @TheUKisThere
      @TheUKisThere Před 4 lety +67

      @@erikengvall Why not just... type it as "Assassination Classroom" like the original comment...? That's a little suspicious for someone who claims to not watch a lot of anime...

    • @PRYDAX
      @PRYDAX Před 4 lety +8

      I'm sorry but anime is for weebs

    • @TheUKisThere
      @TheUKisThere Před 4 lety +43

      @@PRYDAX Oh, sorry. I wasn't aware.

  • @maxord11
    @maxord11 Před 4 lety +1341

    Griffy: *OPERATOR OPERATA OPERATAAA!!!*
    Patrick: eeeeel.~

    • @sheikhu1039
      @sheikhu1039 Před 4 lety +4

      Is that a reference?

    • @kateeverstine9334
      @kateeverstine9334 Před 4 lety +6

      @@sheikhu1039 OMFG YYYESS! ❤Sponge bob of course. They're reffering to the "Bad language one" and they where playing "Eels&Escalators"(Shoots&ladders) and everytime it was spongebobs turn he yell "Escalators escalators escalators" and it would land on eels and Patrick would be like "eeells" and spongebob eventually cursed out of frustration😂

    • @YoungAlienBoy
      @YoungAlienBoy Před 4 lety

      Everybody Dislike Thiefvs Video 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 czcams.com/video/I--rRfdoWEI/video.html

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 Před 4 lety +1

      @@kateeverstine9334 yea

    • @killagram2261
      @killagram2261 Před 4 lety +1

      This is the best fucking reply. Props

  • @olivia2671
    @olivia2671 Před 4 lety +41

    When the automated system straightens you out.🤣🤣

    • @kaliberkam0681
      @kaliberkam0681 Před 3 lety +1

      But the automated system said it was gonna f him

  • @cactuspicture2243
    @cactuspicture2243 Před 4 lety +44

    Captions be like:
    [Laughter]
    [Music]
    [Applause]
    hey Bill

  • @jayvee0311
    @jayvee0311 Před 4 lety +1252

    Me: operator
    Automated voice: transferring you to accounting.

  • @ismailmotala2
    @ismailmotala2 Před 4 lety +639

    When the voice automated machine turns into a Crip...

  • @Unusualgroophy
    @Unusualgroophy Před 4 lety +21

    When he said softly “now imma ask you again to pay your bill, press one or say pay bill”🤣🤣🤣

  • @noelmarty4012
    @noelmarty4012 Před 4 lety +8

    1:01
    "I'M REALLY WITH THE SHITS. PLAY WITH ME!!!" 😭

  • @Readyforclothes
    @Readyforclothes Před 4 lety +765

    “Nah nah talk that shitee don’t forget i got ur address”

  • @gotensucks5865
    @gotensucks5865 Před 4 lety +828

    Griffy uploads
    Everyone: *We wanna go home*

  • @kayo6436
    @kayo6436 Před 3 lety +13

    Griffy: *having his life and booty threatened by a answering machine*
    Captions: [Laughter] [Music] [Applause]

  • @LostBoy606
    @LostBoy606 Před 4 lety +79

    That twist: 😂
    How smooth the machine switched back at the end though: 😶
    Best Griffy vid

  • @UhgeneIgnorian
    @UhgeneIgnorian Před 4 lety +866

    "NOW IMMA ASK YOU AGAIN, to pay a bill press 1 or say pay a bill"
    That killed me lol

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access Před 4 lety +1768

    I'm glad we bigfoots don't have to worry about voice automated systems way out here in the woods

  • @NeoEletto24
    @NeoEletto24 Před 4 lety +105

    "P-pay a bill..."
    😂

  • @RealYoungJunior
    @RealYoungJunior Před 4 lety +28

    “yOu uHh aNsWeRInG mAcHiNe”🤧

    • @silva503
      @silva503 Před 4 lety +7

      AnD yOu A bItCh
      Not literally u have no reason to be a bitch

    • @RealYoungJunior
      @RealYoungJunior Před 4 lety +2

      To Pay A Bill Press One😭

  • @BenXBlack93
    @BenXBlack93 Před 4 lety +200

    When the automated system said "i have all of your information". I felt that.

  • @Princess101tru
    @Princess101tru Před 4 lety +1914

    Everybody's gangster till the automated system talks back

    • @maui2745
      @maui2745 Před 4 lety +12

      👀

    • @Chrysanthia.
      @Chrysanthia. Před 4 lety +1

      🤣🤣

    • @armaniphea7840
      @armaniphea7840 Před 4 lety

      Hermit and the automated system sounds like a the gangsters off of San Andreas 😂 czcams.com/video/faqSGVJnJQU/video.html

    • @lyovtelunc4160
      @lyovtelunc4160 Před 4 lety +1

      Talks black*

    • @CaseyBurnsInvesting
      @CaseyBurnsInvesting Před 4 lety

      Hermit Everybody gangster until Elon‘a drones and vehicles pull up 👀

  • @spoon9854
    @spoon9854 Před 2 lety +3

    This is the best Griffy vid yet...

  • @bean9482
    @bean9482 Před 2 lety +11

    i've seen this shit like 20 times by now and i still laugh my ass off at 0:43 😭

  • @shaq_cairo
    @shaq_cairo Před 4 lety +911

    "You a answer machine" 😂😂😂😂😂
    That "huh" killed me too

  • @aniabrown6076
    @aniabrown6076 Před 4 lety +815

    0:47 that “hold on 😳” took me outttt 🤣🤣😂😂

    • @soulxo4773
      @soulxo4773 Před 4 lety +94

      *0:46

    • @WhereisYunoGasai
      @WhereisYunoGasai Před 4 lety +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kuzyey
      @kuzyey Před 4 lety +9

      Extreme God of Hate racist ass nigga

    • @karasay__01
      @karasay__01 Před 4 lety +2

      @Extreme God of Hate what's wrong with you?! You replying people with this same comment!!

    • @karasay__01
      @karasay__01 Před 4 lety +2

      @Extreme God of Hate what happen?!

  • @musicmaker2061
    @musicmaker2061 Před 3 lety +5

    "You a answering machine"
    "And you a b****" 😂

  • @ThinkerYT
    @ThinkerYT Před 4 lety +4

    I have never laughed at a video so hard in my life man im flipping dying here

  • @de_guy_who_lived3025
    @de_guy_who_lived3025 Před 4 lety +289

    CEO of automated messaging system xD

  • @kirayoshikage3258
    @kirayoshikage3258 Před 4 lety +2067

    Why didn’t he just press the numbers lmao

    • @brimcnair
      @brimcnair Před 4 lety +11

      Kira Yoshikage 😂😂😂

    • @wavematrix
      @wavematrix Před 4 lety +160

      Kira Yoshikage an option he wanted wasn't listed. when talking to a real person you can ask them to redirect you to the department best for resolving your issue.

    • @nofear6306
      @nofear6306 Před 4 lety +17

      becauae then this video wouldnt be possible to make

    • @Venomnightshade
      @Venomnightshade Před 4 lety +1

      Here you go again impersonating me

    • @kirayoshikage3258
      @kirayoshikage3258 Před 4 lety +1

      Kira Yoshikage why do you watch all the content I do

  • @anacc9261
    @anacc9261 Před 4 lety +467

    After the tragic news about Kobe this made me laugh.. ty

    • @devonalmighty4529
      @devonalmighty4529 Před 4 lety +10

      An Acc bro same I swear 🙏🏽💯💯🤣

    • @SwankyG5
      @SwankyG5 Před 4 lety +6

      Damn it's been two weeks already?

    • @devonalmighty4529
      @devonalmighty4529 Před 4 lety +3

      Swank LFE bro on god I’m never gonna believe this shit it’s still unreal 😭😭🥺

    • @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095
      @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 Před 4 lety +2

      @@SwankyG5 DAMN, IT'S BEEN 6 MONTHS ALREADY?!

    • @SwankyG5
      @SwankyG5 Před 4 lety

      Ahnaf Atif riiiiggght shits crazy

  • @nicolebarnettpierrot9313
    @nicolebarnettpierrot9313 Před 3 lety +7

    The voicemails instant transition to a calm voice after the rage OMG. I'm weak💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

  • @harryjsingh6997
    @harryjsingh6997 Před 4 lety +694

    The way voice operator changed his tone and get back to the instructions remind me of my mum asking me food after shouting at me 💁🏼‍♂️

  • @d3yro835
    @d3yro835 Před 4 lety +728

    Imagine his neighbors hearing him record this 😂

    • @monroesky0506
      @monroesky0506 Před 4 lety +15

      I was thinking about the same thing lol

    • @Lion7802
      @Lion7802 Před 4 lety +20

      My guess is that his neighbors know him at this point lol

    • @sukirinaa
      @sukirinaa Před 4 lety

      His parents are cool with it.

    • @InnerRise
      @InnerRise Před 4 lety +1

      @@sukirinaa LOOOOOL
      dont put him in his mommas house.

    • @samuelpeirs7717
      @samuelpeirs7717 Před 4 lety +3

      Why do people keep posting this comment it's basicly the same as saying first at this point

  • @zithamulalo704
    @zithamulalo704 Před 3 lety +4

    Man I literally have tears in my eyes....damn! This is the best video ever watched on CZcams 🤣😂😂

  • @SL10VIC84
    @SL10VIC84 Před rokem +6

    Seen this one at least 10 times and still crack up as much as the first time. This one needs a part 2 for sure 😂😂

  • @Gunbladewarrior
    @Gunbladewarrior Před 4 lety +647

    "You an answering machine."
    "And you a b****."
    😭

    • @haki4066
      @haki4066 Před 4 lety +11

      Spooky Filmz Ent. You been doing this shit for months shut the fuck up and stop linking your shit video, it’s fuckin pathetic

    • @0xCAFEF00D
      @0xCAFEF00D Před 4 lety +2

      @@haki4066 report it as spam. CZcams will send angry bots.
      You may imagine them like the answering machine in the sketch.

    • @itsofficiallypluto3670
      @itsofficiallypluto3670 Před 4 lety

      Took me out 🤣

  • @reverse7205
    @reverse7205 Před 4 lety +2312

    Machine: Press 1, 2 or 3 for more options
    Me: *Accidentally presses 4*
    Machine: ...We have leaked your address to the Dark Web have a nice day
    Edit: Looks at likes
    *I think it's time to shine I've been waiting so long*

  • @CatsGram
    @CatsGram Před 3 lety +6

    "Dont forget... I GOT ALL UR INFORMATIONS."
    griffy: looks around..

  • @cindyp9857
    @cindyp9857 Před 2 lety +3

    This is so true dealing with automated shit

  • @azureabyss538
    @azureabyss538 Před 4 lety +243

    Griffy: spits venom
    System: *you picked the wrong house fool*

    • @mannyramirez6443
      @mannyramirez6443 Před 4 lety +1

      Big Smoke😹😹

    • @ShoeHefner757
      @ShoeHefner757 Před 4 lety +1

      Check some of my content, bro. Just sharing to grow. czcams.com/video/2pI0XYqD7YM/video.html

  • @basilahmed7990
    @basilahmed7990 Před 4 lety +1730

    *Automated machine talks back*
    Griffy: Wait thats illegal

  • @romanogold82
    @romanogold82 Před 4 lety +69

    Noone in the entire world:
    "Automated" message: " Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed. "

  • @uGuguTshabalala
    @uGuguTshabalala Před 4 lety +8

    The smooth transition when he went back to the automated responses 😂😂😂

  • @munkhtulgabattogtokh1602
    @munkhtulgabattogtokh1602 Před 4 lety +103

    The machine: I was developed in Compton

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access

    I'm glad we bigfoots don't have any voice automated systems out here in the forest

    • @aramisesquilin3187
      @aramisesquilin3187 Před 4 lety +38

      I will find you. And will take your toes.

    • @guardianoftheduat
      @guardianoftheduat Před 4 lety +8

      Why do u hide from us?

    • @chan671
      @chan671 Před 4 lety +1

      What the actual fuck 😅😭

    • @sana1603
      @sana1603 Před 4 lety +10

      Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access you’re everywhereeeeee

    • @ChastityFaye1
      @ChastityFaye1 Před 4 lety +3

      Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access I make short comedy skits

  • @Face256
    @Face256 Před 4 lety +18

    bruh just experienced this today calling walgreens
    but not when the machine clapped back 🤣🤣

  • @jacksonmartinez2
    @jacksonmartinez2 Před 3 lety +9

    “Hold on” I’m dead 😂😂😂

  • @RevengeOfThaNerd
    @RevengeOfThaNerd Před 4 lety +757

    AM: 🤬 "I'll come f**k you boy."
    Me: 🤨 "up"... He meant "up" right?

    • @LILBROHG
      @LILBROHG Před 4 lety +16

      Revenge of the Nerd 😂😂

    • @burhan446
      @burhan446 Před 4 lety +6

      Revenge of the Nerd he meant down

    • @hentai_kohai1680
      @hentai_kohai1680 Před 4 lety +5

      Revenge of the Nerd no babe he didnt

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom Před 4 lety +2

      Shoving your fist up another man's ass is Fisting, right?

    • @avzarathustra6164
      @avzarathustra6164 Před 4 lety +1

      @iOmega TV It's a metaphor.

  • @nakeasimone13
    @nakeasimone13 Před 4 lety +60

    That “huh” took me all the way OWT!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @MsMalina24
      @MsMalina24 Před 4 lety +1

      nakea simone 😂😂😂

    • @1N3SOUL
      @1N3SOUL Před 4 lety +1

      Malina Barrera 😂😂😂😂

  • @bkabkycixxowe336
    @bkabkycixxowe336 Před 4 lety +8

    @ :30 everybody who knows know that exact feeling lol “Operator Operator OPERATOR!!!!” 🤣😂🤣

  • @barnesnplebian6462
    @barnesnplebian6462 Před 3 lety +10

    I need to know how this man times his self-recorded self-conversations so well

  • @voltmanta7075
    @voltmanta7075 Před 4 lety +341

    Plot twist: that was a real person on the phone the entire time, playing an answering machine so they'd have an excuse to take out their aggression on somebody
    Because several hours in customer service will have you feeling🔥

    • @wavematrix
      @wavematrix Před 4 lety

      Volt Manta u never lied exactly why i quit 😒

    • @wavematrix
      @wavematrix Před 4 lety +5

      Volt Manta the customer is always wrong but you got to treat them like theyre right😡

  • @PurexFramez
    @PurexFramez Před 4 lety +288

    Griffy: You a answer machine ..
    Operator: AND YOU A B****

  • @sphakamisozondi
    @sphakamisozondi Před 4 lety +8

    01:12, that's the most aggressive *"CUH!"* I've ever heard. 😂😂😂
    *Edit:* that bot was developed by a Crip from Compton that's for sure.

  • @3blinds
    @3blinds Před rokem +2

    Almost got a chill down my spine from this one ngl lmao

  • @PutingPinoy
    @PutingPinoy Před 4 lety +240

    *I am so grateful that those voice answering things don’t actually hear is, because his initial frustration is Toooo REAL AND RELATABLE!* 🤣

    • @diochan4522
      @diochan4522 Před 4 lety +1

      Them xfinity workers

    • @dclxvi1336
      @dclxvi1336 Před 4 lety +6

      Puting Pinoy all your calls are recorded the second they your call is accepted. It records voice when you’re on hold, and before you connect to an operator.

    • @zurfey
      @zurfey Před 4 lety +6

      it's not like they actually hear you. they literally just listen for target words to advertise to you
      it's not that creepy either

    • @dclxvi1336
      @dclxvi1336 Před 4 lety +1

      zurfey keywords that are categorized but yeah the do actually hear you. If had access to a company’s logs

  • @randycauliflower8332
    @randycauliflower8332 Před 4 lety +245

    Plot twist - Griffy was actually the voice automated system

    • @lykmlm7063
      @lykmlm7063 Před 4 lety +2

      Dexterous Logic 😮

    • @damnpaul7143
      @damnpaul7143 Před 4 lety +8

      its caleb

    • @clintonholenstein9348
      @clintonholenstein9348 Před 4 lety

      It was actually Yffirg, the automated telecom customer service regulator. Griffy has been flagged before, and was forwarded to Yffirg to ensure seamless and also accurate customer service based on previous engagements.

    • @axd1691
      @axd1691 Před 4 lety

      I see you too ply brawlhalla

    • @rrief3366
      @rrief3366 Před 4 lety +1

      Obvious + Logic = Duhh

  • @MisterDYT
    @MisterDYT Před 4 lety +14

    0:52 Bro these subtitles are hella stupid, lmaooo
    [Laughter]
    [Music]
    *[APPLAUSE]*

  • @updatsco_
    @updatsco_ Před 4 lety +13

    *2020, These Possessions Of Ours Are Going To Fight Back*

    • @ShoeHefner757
      @ShoeHefner757 Před 4 lety

      Check some of my content, bro. Just sharing to grow. czcams.com/video/2pI0XYqD7YM/video.html

  • @richey0995
    @richey0995 Před 4 lety +518

    He was just supposed to just say “operator” not “operator please” that’s why it couldn’t detect it

    • @sagittarius420cheefie
      @sagittarius420cheefie Před 4 lety +21

      May, that shit happens all the time. You can say operator or representative and it will still act up sometimes. Lol!

    • @InnerRise
      @InnerRise Před 4 lety +12

      @@sagittarius420cheefie
      You gotta lie about what you want in the promps to get to a real person.
      "Hello, this is Wella Fargo auto financing department. How may I help you today?"
      Me: eh, where the nearest mcdonalds at to you, cuh?

    • @Rolando_Cueva
      @Rolando_Cueva Před 4 lety +3

      CUHHH

  • @user-kq3ff7ih3q
    @user-kq3ff7ih3q Před 4 lety +173

    "Y you a answering machine"
    "And you a B!TCH"
    am dead bro😂😂😂

  • @WestKoastKeve
    @WestKoastKeve Před 4 lety +9

    "NOW IMA ASK U AGAIN.. Press 1 to pay a bill or say "Pay Bill"
    "pa, pay a bill"

  • @scatmusic9376
    @scatmusic9376 Před 2 lety +3

    Griffy: You a answering machine .
    Answering Machine: AND YOU A B!TCH !!!

  • @chellymurphy
    @chellymurphy Před 4 lety +66

    This reminds me of the scene in Scary Movie 2 when Cindy is singing in the car and the radio says “Hey! Can you shut the fuck up and let me sing” and then resumes with the song 😂😂😂

  • @Inflake
    @Inflake Před 4 lety +48

    That conversation went from 0 to a 100 to a 0 real quick

  • @gordonfreeman9733
    @gordonfreeman9733 Před 2 lety +2

    One of the best skits on the channel

  • @dabigbaby7193
    @dabigbaby7193 Před 3 lety +2

    i pretty much watched all his stuff,this is something else.this is the next fuckin level

  • @vworldgaming
    @vworldgaming Před 4 lety +212

    Griffey: I’m going home
    Other Griffey: Na..pay bill

  • @monkeyskywalker3
    @monkeyskywalker3 Před 4 lety +43

    I swear Griffy’s videos can cure depression

  • @richardly1543
    @richardly1543 Před 3 lety +1

    Yo this the funniest video I've seen in a long time. Original af, did not see that coming lmao

  • @SIXXVS
    @SIXXVS Před 2 lety +3

    I'm not gonna lie I get like this, I'm so impatient with those damn automated machines