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  • čas přidán 8. 05. 2024
  • I opened a VR barbershop that should really be closed...
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Komentáře • 286

  • @IAmCrusty
    @IAmCrusty  Před 2 měsíci +180

    hello how can crusty help?

  • @andrewainsworth1042
    @andrewainsworth1042 Před 2 měsíci +85

    I always enjoy a good waterboard when I go to the barbers

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  Před 2 měsíci +30

      Here at Crusty's barbershop we like to earn our tips

  • @Sailormoo247
    @Sailormoo247 Před 2 měsíci +35

    Normally a kiss 💋 is a tender moment - with promise of friendship and safety . In Crusty’s universe - his kisses means you are likely marked for death. ☠️

  • @craig3768
    @craig3768 Před 2 měsíci +90

    Ok im officially convinced Crusty is genuinely insane and we are all here telling ourselves this is entertainment and not future evidence in a court of law 🤣

  • @ToppyDreemurr
    @ToppyDreemurr Před 2 měsíci +147

    Crusty: *slowly descending into madness torturing whoever crosses his path*
    Literally everyone else, including me: *PEAK ENTERTAINMENT*

  • @gilbertguys3238
    @gilbertguys3238 Před 2 měsíci +13

    “So sorry about your coffee *bonk* … 😗that was the wall in real life”😂😂

  • @robinwright8709
    @robinwright8709 Před 2 měsíci +14

    "Just no?..." *razor flip*..
    Broke me

  • @UnicornTears12
    @UnicornTears12 Před 2 měsíci +18

    There are very few things as terrifying as Crusty with sharp objects

  • @hizzy70
    @hizzy70 Před 2 měsíci +19

    Since this game came out I could never understand why they used individual hairs instead of just one big chunk that you could just delete with accuracy. It would look more like hair for sure

  • @psychofilm6976
    @psychofilm6976 Před 2 měsíci +57

    I think crusty as a barber is even more scary

  • @weareallbloodydoomed2772
    @weareallbloodydoomed2772 Před 2 měsíci +6

    " I have not tried being competent and I am all out of ideas " lol

  • @404SMACKA
    @404SMACKA Před 2 měsíci +6

    The glory is enhanced by watching at 1:45am after work, as per usual for I.

  • @Tazznessa
    @Tazznessa Před 2 měsíci +44

    Sweeney Todd is that you? 😂

    • @AtholAnderson
      @AtholAnderson Před 2 měsíci +5

      Who sir? You sir! No ones in the chair! Crusty’s waiting, he wants to bleeders.

    • @Tazznessa
      @Tazznessa Před 2 měsíci

      Ah yes now I need to listen that song XD

    • @Genericguy807
      @Genericguy807 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Now all he needs is to turn people into pie😂

    • @harrymasonsm
      @harrymasonsm Před 2 měsíci +2

      Clearly its Benjamin Barker.

    • @Yosser70
      @Yosser70 Před 2 měsíci

      @@Genericguy807he would if he could 😂

  • @SpazzyMcGee235
    @SpazzyMcGee235 Před 2 měsíci +13

    "… Alright! You sir, how about a shave?
    Come and visit your good friend, Crusty...
    You sir, too sir?
    Welcome to the grave!
    I will have vengeance,
    I will have salvation
    … Who, sir? You, sir?
    No one's in the chair
    Come on, come on!
    Crusty's waiting
    I want you bleeders..."

  • @TimothyHuffGuitar
    @TimothyHuffGuitar Před 2 měsíci +12

    "You're being so good!...With so much pain!" Lol. Well Crusty, I can say...don't sign me up to come to your haircutting business...I'm good with just letting my hair grow forever lol.

  • @Mauvecube
    @Mauvecube Před 2 měsíci +13

    A Crusty video day is a good day.

  • @MOST_RANDOM_OF_THEM_ALL
    @MOST_RANDOM_OF_THEM_ALL Před 2 měsíci +3

    Im immune to water boarding. I water board my self every time i take a shower.

  • @bitman3043
    @bitman3043 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I am but one out of thousands of subscribers to your ingenius channel. I love 'I am crusty' for the VR content. Your other channels, Crustdoodle, etc. Those are the ones I look to for non VR.😊

  • @user-rb8sl4sg2m
    @user-rb8sl4sg2m Před 2 měsíci +10

    I loved the scissors abortion 😂😅

  • @bradfordfootman7495
    @bradfordfootman7495 Před 2 měsíci +1

    And on today's episode of "Crusty doing life", Crusty affirms children's fears of getting their hair cut

  • @Dcode117
    @Dcode117 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Crusty is the best. Crusty will always be the best but at the end of the day crocodile wins only real crusty fans get the joke

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  Před 2 měsíci +5

      With the spirit of the crocodile we can accomplish anything.
      Except beating a real crocodile of course

  • @Bob_tau_warhammer
    @Bob_tau_warhammer Před 2 měsíci +6

    Crusty is the most trustworthy barber 💀

  • @kevlarvest7375
    @kevlarvest7375 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Instant happiness 😁

  • @user-qw2go1ug3e
    @user-qw2go1ug3e Před 2 měsíci +2

    Its sweeney crusty todd free Water boarding with every hair cut 😂😂😂😂

  • @Catnap019
    @Catnap019 Před 11 dny

    5:18 “get out of my **censod** shop” really got me😅

  • @Ryvucz
    @Ryvucz Před 2 měsíci +4

    You did them all a favor.

  • @rob_odd
    @rob_odd Před 2 měsíci

    You really deserve more subscribers! Keep up the awesome videos!

  • @firefly2k7uk
    @firefly2k7uk Před 2 měsíci +2

    Crusty = Matt Berry playing Captain Jack Sparrow.

  • @chrisbrown8748
    @chrisbrown8748 Před 29 dny

    This channel might be my all time favorite I mean my God this man is a legend🙌🏽

  • @martycruise4730
    @martycruise4730 Před 2 měsíci

    5:35 like a lion 🦁 got me 😁😂🤣 need to do more of these barber shops

  • @Thatonecrackheadkid
    @Thatonecrackheadkid Před 2 měsíci +2

    9:03 how many fingers you want? ALL OF EM! Ok * It'll proceeds to cut ear canal*

  • @CareFree_LoFi
    @CareFree_LoFi Před 7 dny

    I had to pause so many times because I would have died from laughing!

  • @WreckingBallers
    @WreckingBallers Před 2 měsíci

    Hilarious vid like always Crusty :D

  • @Mex1canVR
    @Mex1canVR Před měsícem

    Crusty would be a great voice actor, I would definitely watch whatever movie he is in

  • @ChristopherPiskorz
    @ChristopherPiskorz Před 2 měsíci +2

    Crusty the Barber: Sweeney Todd

  • @LC-ri5xv
    @LC-ri5xv Před měsícem

    2:51 “that was the wall…in real life.” 😂😂😂😂

  • @CrashOzzy1223
    @CrashOzzy1223 Před měsícem

    0:15 oh thats perfection. No cuts, no hairs out of the… sockets? Pores?

  • @reaperman7173
    @reaperman7173 Před měsícem

    “damit I’ve lost another one.. WHOS NEXT!?” lmao

  • @craigpatterson9908
    @craigpatterson9908 Před 2 měsíci

    You da best Crusty to ever Crusty! Keep up the great work!

  • @eyeofrage7025
    @eyeofrage7025 Před 2 měsíci +1

    That you're my inner monolog is disconcerting

  • @ExploringWithCam2018
    @ExploringWithCam2018 Před 2 měsíci +1

    He sounds like Mortimer the pig sometimes I feel like im watching Mortimers YT Vids.. 🤣😂
    What a legend crusty, you are awesome. Was feeling a bit low before watching your video and its made me chuckle and giggle. Thank you ❤

  • @Midnight-Storm-Fang
    @Midnight-Storm-Fang Před 2 měsíci +1

    Love your videos Crusty

  • @ElizabethHF1991
    @ElizabethHF1991 Před 2 měsíci

    🤣🤣 u made my day again ty Crusty😘

  • @Iambird_
    @Iambird_ Před 2 měsíci +3

    Finally, Iamcrusty makes a barbershop video

  • @ericlittle5083
    @ericlittle5083 Před 2 měsíci

    Crusty has become my inner voice! And I'd have it no other way.

  • @Ilikechickenwings.
    @Ilikechickenwings. Před 2 měsíci +1

    Nice video👍, I watched the whole thing

  • @nuxlee254
    @nuxlee254 Před 2 měsíci

    I've been watching you since the shadow of war days never commented before. You are just a gem of a human don't ever change.

  • @0nyx_0n_p4ws
    @0nyx_0n_p4ws Před měsícem

    “ How are you at limbo? WEEE , WEEEE, WEEEE”, I am dead 😂

  • @redgreen3815
    @redgreen3815 Před 2 měsíci

    Crusty…you are insane…i love it so much….

  • @wisdomprepper
    @wisdomprepper Před 3 dny

    "That was the wall in real life". lmao I died

  • @Stevefhu
    @Stevefhu Před 2 měsíci

    "I've not tried being competent and I'm all out of ideas"
    True of most business management.

  • @rugersoldier
    @rugersoldier Před 2 měsíci

    I needed this today, love ya Crusty Spark Nasty!

  • @Jennifer_.Rodriguez
    @Jennifer_.Rodriguez Před 2 měsíci +1

    2:10
    IAmCrusty: damn it i lost another one😔...Who's next ☺
    I was dying 🤣

  • @lukeimyafada2270
    @lukeimyafada2270 Před 2 měsíci +2

    i swear to god if you played sea of thieves, you would make an amazing captain jack sparrow imitation

  • @akantiia
    @akantiia Před 2 měsíci

    Ah Crusty, the perfect barber!

  • @lucage2237
    @lucage2237 Před 2 měsíci

    Hi crusty just wanted to say i was having a really horrible day and you immediately made me smile you silly goober :3

  • @TabbeyAnn
    @TabbeyAnn Před 2 měsíci

    Yes , you just gained a new subscriber 😂

  • @_PokeLynx
    @_PokeLynx Před 2 měsíci +3

    This guy sounds like he could say "I got a jar or dirt"

  • @megalostylo2043
    @megalostylo2043 Před 2 měsíci

    Well, it looks like Murdoc Nichols is at it again! After the band he’s off to another side hustle!

  • @dandi1887
    @dandi1887 Před 2 měsíci

    Having a shave at Crusty's is a lifetime experience

  • @thecreativegamer8435
    @thecreativegamer8435 Před 2 měsíci

    I love this content, it’s like jack sparrow giving into his intrusive thoughts

  • @Latino135
    @Latino135 Před 2 měsíci +1

    "Are you pragananant?!" 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @michaelyobs4448
    @michaelyobs4448 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Pregannanant lmfao!!!

  • @pawz6662
    @pawz6662 Před 2 měsíci

    Why do they look like golem when there bold hahaha awesome video ❤❤❤❤

  • @chloe-historyandgames
    @chloe-historyandgames Před 2 měsíci

    my main bath and shower aim is always filling the ear hole, if u dont fill the ear hole the voices only get louder

  • @Mr_ADK
    @Mr_ADK Před 2 měsíci

    man I love you 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonathanherliska6714
    @jonathanherliska6714 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Hell yea like your cut G

  • @shanehblankenship6017
    @shanehblankenship6017 Před 24 dny

    2:51 Me every time I play with my VR.

  • @BrummieLadd
    @BrummieLadd Před 2 měsíci

    @iamcrusty should try tattoo simulator VR had fun with that one

  • @TheGoodSamaritan8557
    @TheGoodSamaritan8557 Před 2 měsíci

    Perfection.

  • @BobPerrone
    @BobPerrone Před 2 měsíci

    "Rombus"....lmao

  • @phoenixflyers9271
    @phoenixflyers9271 Před 2 měsíci

    i love that this was giving sweeney todd!!! 🤣

  • @tariqbatarseh6382
    @tariqbatarseh6382 Před 2 měsíci +1

    " its fine its fine I will just pay you a visit in the night" 🥶

  • @sywrexile3078
    @sywrexile3078 Před 2 měsíci

    That NooDoob Nonsense was very, very, very, very.... very funny. Thanks for the "experience" Crusty.

  • @paigeforeman9927
    @paigeforeman9927 Před 2 měsíci

    Crusty's barber shop is a mess and is terrifying 😅❤😂

  • @skroowi8105
    @skroowi8105 Před 2 měsíci

    This reminds me of the last time I went to Supercuts.

  • @xKevmachinex
    @xKevmachinex Před 2 měsíci

    I watch you and Insym religiously!

  • @0heyjc
    @0heyjc Před 2 měsíci +1

    you are sounding like an even more derranged Matt Berry by the day!

  • @docrob2236
    @docrob2236 Před 2 měsíci

    Crusty! I’m glad you followed my advice and tried the Barbershop! See kids. Spam does work. 😂

  • @Xirks4
    @Xirks4 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Now i'm scared to go to a barber

  • @naji_aka_Tracey
    @naji_aka_Tracey Před 2 měsíci

    Oh god 🤦🏻‍♀️ this is the scariest thing I've seen lately 😂 please don't give Crusty VR Grocery 🫣

  • @ZoMbIeMoNkEyZ13
    @ZoMbIeMoNkEyZ13 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Matt Berry x Jack Sparrow = Crusty

  • @fizzbrew
    @fizzbrew Před 2 měsíci

    0:49 at least he tried to warn them

  • @musstakrakish
    @musstakrakish Před 2 měsíci

    Perfection

  • @Tazreale
    @Tazreale Před 2 měsíci

    Reminds me of my barber, I never went back.

  • @blackcatshadow2969
    @blackcatshadow2969 Před 2 měsíci

    Really surprised crusty didn't start singing Sweeney Todd half way through this

  • @brokenarrow7996
    @brokenarrow7996 Před 2 měsíci

    I wish my barber would yell "IS YOUR WIFE DEAD?" at me. Crusty really cares about his customers

  • @TadashiStar-dd5ed
    @TadashiStar-dd5ed Před 2 měsíci

    Crusty the demon barber of Fleet Street

  • @kaczkinson
    @kaczkinson Před 2 měsíci

    LOL, brilliant as always! Crusty! From time when I found you on youtube - you never dissapointed me! :D

    • @IAmCrusty
      @IAmCrusty  Před 2 měsíci +1

      I'm gonna disappoint you SO good one day I promise!

    • @kaczkinson
      @kaczkinson Před 2 měsíci

      @@IAmCrusty BS... :P

  • @TabbeyAnn
    @TabbeyAnn Před 2 měsíci

    You remind me of Matt Berry playing Lazslo 😂😂😂😂

  • @milamber82
    @milamber82 Před 2 měsíci

    The fear.

  • @Prickly_Pumpkin
    @Prickly_Pumpkin Před 2 měsíci +6

    Bro got his shit pushed back to 1776

  • @slice8228
    @slice8228 Před 2 měsíci

    you are the best youtuber in the world idk what youtuber is better

  • @xenn3x
    @xenn3x Před 2 měsíci +1

    I would like thirteen hairs removed at Crustycuts.... Goodbye to this dream.

  • @BrummieLadd
    @BrummieLadd Před 2 měsíci

    The character knows its crusty look at the fear in the npc's eyes 🤣🤣

  • @davidwassell8505
    @davidwassell8505 Před 2 měsíci

    man . i dont know what you are on . but i laugh so much . VR fallout is my favourite . " Julia ...Julia ...Candle will make sure your ok by eating you .

  • @reverendkafka4178
    @reverendkafka4178 Před 2 měsíci

    I have heard of barbers waterboarding customers

  • @haroldj.finkelvanklemper7896

    This guy is delightfully Disturbed I really dig the content😊😂😂🎉

  • @ezgiacrr
    @ezgiacrr Před 2 měsíci

    Factory Outlet Simulator is a new simulation game !! The free version of the game is available on the prologue page.

  • @scout9593
    @scout9593 Před 2 měsíci

    As a person who had surgery today, I would trust crusty with it