hitman in vr is an emotional disaster...
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- čas přidán 29. 03. 2022
- Hitman 3 in VR is funny when you escape to a Haven of peace and relaxation only to find your Virtual Reality limits tested. The Hitman life is s complicated one.
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#Hitman #Hitman3 #VR - Hry
when the wold needed him the most he returned
World
@@bubblestheclown4783 no, he typed wold. Just accept it
@@Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet agree with you m8
He always returns
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I feel like Johnny Depp was voice acting this entire time as Jack Sparrow
this guy needs an acting job because this reminded me of Johnny depp in pirates of the caribbean
I was looking for this comment good sir, thank you!
Jack Sparrow on crack
Exactly
I was thinking I was the only one who thought that
Crusty: Hits woman in head and laughs that she drowned 2:44
Also Crusty: Remembers bullets hurt
Bush: Run to me! I'll save you!
Just imagine a tall bald man running at you on a beach screaming
CLEAR THE RUNWAY CLEAR THE RUNWAY
I feel like these are getting ever better, despite your darkened vision.
Oh you shush he’s amazing and funny he reminds me of my RP dad in Roblox who hated all of his kids
I feel like I'm missing something...what's wrong with his eyesight? Just genuinely curious
@@Dean_Cohen2y5 My knowledge is limited, but he's had eye surgery, so it must be or have been fairly serious.
@@Blockinstaller12 I asked before I got to the end of the video. Haha I'm sorry and thank you for explaining.
@@nanacherryblossom9708 LOL
00:56 His lack of eye contact is a clear sign of guilt for past horrendous crimes that must be repented for.
it goes from a guy randomly killing to a guy just wanting to relax then a guy becoming part of a private security force then to a man and his fish that leads into a final massacre. BRAVO
3:11 nearly spit my food out in laughter
The combination of Jack Sparrow and the joker. Pure perfection
Imagine all the NPCs being able to hear crusty and doing their best to keep a straight face.
You sir deserve a frickin Oscar. I swear I'll never laughed this hard at ANY other youtuber.
The attachment to the fish and releasing him at the end was actually very emotional for me. May he swim high
This was the most emotional journey I’ve ever been on in my life, seeing the love blossom between crusty and puff-wuff George. The emotion when they had to part ways brought a tear to my eye. I truly hope puff-wuff George returns.
17:49 that thunder lands in the perfect moment :')
2:35 - 2:45
Had me laughing so fucking hard….imagine being her and being chased down by an armed man acting this way….you look over your shoulder and as he’s steadily gaining on you he screams out “Clear the runway!” Lmao
Watch your language boy
@@w1ll0w380 yes ma’am 😖
@@w1ll0w380 ok kratos
@@justinmorton1774 you Atreus?
@@PARKERNUM2 yes…. I’m Atreus
0:51 “we need a little bit of briefing room” while holding a brief case😂
I always love seeing crusty go full psychopath with him fish friends.
I love the dramatic build up to the flying suitcase, that failing, and then saying you had a back up plan xD
"Worship me for Ian you're mesuhuhuah" Crusty 2023-
It feels like Crusty spoke to the briefcase more than the actual targets
"Go get it back then!"
Next scene: *Is interrogating budgies while holding a banana*
God damn crusty you bring me that straight to the brain dopamine.
Vaas : Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
When Jack sparrow is hired as a hitman
It's always a nice surprise when crusty posts as I'm catching up on watching crusty!
A cinematic masterpiece like no other.
Crusty is getting crazier each new episode ahahha
This guy is so underrated. I would have expected like 15M subscribers or something
big time underrated, entertaining from start to finish
Ikr
Dude, on GOD. This man is a creator of perfection.
i can imagine how much of a disaster this is
I swear this man will be in the history books wee love uuu crusty
The self time spent on the beach lol, Your theatre in arm gestures continue into more and more creative (and hilarious!) means to express.
You are absolutely The (most) Fabulous Crusty. Glad to see your humor grow even more, and hope your eyes heal quick and healthy!
Ames is waiting on his smooches
Crusty: *clobbers a guy in front of security*
Security: did you do this?!
...That was truly a master piece as always. Keep going with these awesome videos, it always makes me laugh. You're awesome Crusty.
By far the funniest Hitman 3 vr videos i have seen, love it keep up the good work, you funny crusty crust man.
Please never stop making these hitman vr vids
This vid is awsome, funny af and some twisted dark moments too. Like a window into an actually insane hitman's mind who can only relate to dead fish.
AMES HAS SENT ME
This is the second one I've seen this week. I want to see more. Subscribed! I love this game, I take it very seriously, but watching someone have a casual go at it is super refreshing. Great job!
15:53 an absolute masterpiece
lol that run at the begging honestly me! when im excited to see a Horse in a field 😂😂
Let’s just appreciate crusty doing this for us hope you get better soon crusty
Hitman is my favorite game! These videos give me life. You are a very demented sweetheart, Crusty XD
"Make my body relax like it's never relaxed before." To be fair, he was only doing what she asked.
I have only just discovered your brilliance and as a fan of Hitman since the first release in 2000….this is an absolute gem of a find!!! Thank you for making me laugh so hard I snorted coffee!!! 🙌
I love all your videos crusty you always make me laugh! I hope you someday hit 1 million subs
Thank you for hearting this comment!!!
All your hitman videos need to be compiled into one and animated because THEY ARE COMEDY GOLD
I was having such a horrible day but this video cheered me right up
It really feels like an even more insane Johnny Depp. Magnificent.
Dude....instant sub. I love Hitman and watching you play around in vr was HILARIOUS.
3:27 "Good to see you doctor. There is alot of healing needed in this place"......POW!! Too funny!
9:06
Bro, I was cry laughing as soon as he said, "Don't let anyone in here.". I knew exactly what was going to happen and you did not disappoint!
This is so hilariously well acted lol! It seems like the holiday of an alcoholic psychopath on rehab
It's so hilarious in a video game or when watching someone play the game, but when you meet one irl, it's just scary. Oh the people you will see!
This video makes me want a nice big pet fish...both for the companionship, and as a weapon, lol!
I bet Crusty never knew he would have this much fun on Earth, when he arrived on the back of the flying purple, green dots covered, eight headed, planet eating, rainbow and doughnuts farting giraffe called, Greg the 27th. 😁
Hilarious stuff, very entertaining! I enjoy watching videos of you playing other games, but in my opinion, the Hitman runs are the most entertaining. Here's a little rubber ducky, oh look at that... yes, pick it up 😂🤣
Crusty is too different from all people on CZcams 😂🤣
These videos just make my day. Thanks crusty!
Cathartic, brilliant, utterly disturbed and simply, a beautiful kind of chaos 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
I can't say anybody is quite as entertaining as you. Putting your eyes under strain for our entertainment isn't good though man make sure you give yourself enough time to heal properly. We will wait as long as it takes for this godtier content 💖
He NEEDS THAT MULA
Yah we're all consurned about you
These video's are so perverse, yet so entertaining. Bravo, good sir for making this dark poetry.
Dude thank you seriously I love ur vids u make me laugh out loud rolling better than anything hollywood can't touch the true good stuff btw amazing graphics I wish I could do this I'd be chilling on the beach too irl looks peaceful fun and the option of peace and absolute mayhem all in one VR. Amazing tyvm!!
I don't even have the words ..... just your the best Krusty every time I laugh my damn ass off.
Every time crusty posts, I enjoy the rest of my day!
:)
*Big Respect*
I got laser eye surgery when a few years ago, very stressful, because you are awake during the procedure. The few days following are stressful as well, always worried that you will ruin your eyes (and it's not that hard to when your eyes are still healing). I can't imagine trying to use a VR headset during that time.
We love you and your videos and are happy with whatever you bless us with.
Now I have Led Zeppelin stuck playing in my head! Thanks Crusty! You are awesome and have a very big brain! You are worshipped and loved by all! If they don't they get the fish!!!
If you kill everyone on the island, an easter egg appears, a tornado full of moose. A moosenado.
That was both uncomfortably hilarious and hilariously uncomfortable.
“Clear the runway!” Caught me off guard😂
Shooting the sand-castle was *chef's kiss*
Tremendous crustylicious fun! Who thinks that Puff-Wuff George could be a steady companion or is he merely a rebound relationship while Crusty is still processing the loss of the Sweet Little Birdman? Hope your eyes made it through the last couple of days my good man!
The legends back. How you been
Cold. Alone.
@@IAmCrusty have you tried cuddling multiple fires
@@tetchedink7980 🥲
Nice to near that u getting lazer eyes! That means you can see clearly the 1M subscribers comin up this year! 🥳
I like watching crusty and MerpTVs different takes on the same missions
It's when crusty rides the storm heading towards insanity, that Hannibal Lecter crawls under his bed, hugging his teddy and whining. Good luck with the eye stuff. 👀
"Make my body relax like it's never relaxed before."
Well... he did.
imagine running up to hotel guest like that in real life😂 ( 0:15)
I've never met another person who genuinely laughs like that. I love this guy.
*When you've watched this like 5 times and never realized how the thumbnail can look out of context*
The cop: alright don’t move.
Player: ok
Cop: FREE DRINKS FOR THE ONE WHO KILLS US ALL
I have never ever seen such a great an funny Hitman Video. Love every One of them. Please do more. You have a wounderfull Humor.
This man should go into movies. Genius.
Hey dude I love your videos they are so funny 😁
Awesome man! Thanks for the laughs! I hope your recovery is going well
8:12 Captain Ribbet let’s hop😂
Crusty man you have the funniest video's I've watched in a long time I laughed so hard I had tears coming out of my 👀 s thank you for all the laughs keep up the great work lol
Found you yesterday and your videos are always so entertaining man 💯 One of the only vids where i'm always laughing hard and loud no matter what you're playing 😂 Amazing that you're still doing this after your eye surgery! Take care and do the videos at your own pace man, we will be waiting for you 💯 Keep up the great work brother, you got my support and you've earned a sub 🤝
Multiple parts of this episode were very Sweeny Todd of you Crusty. I love it lmao
Fugu Pufferfish is so much more of an integral character nowadays. It’s enlightening and a great change of pace.
I love the human airplane where he's like "Clear the runway!" at 2:35
I just found your channel tonight. And this was the first video I've watched. Fucking hilarious. I didn't think I could laugh again but from watching this, yeah 😂
“Oh, watch your head.”
Dead 😂
Ames said to tell you that you have a beautiful tip and he wants to kiss it
Lol
I commented to but then my comment disappeared 😔
I commented too and my message deleted
Everything before the masseuse kill was the " calm before the storm"
You are the funniest person I've ever, ever seen on CZcams! Well done sir!
bro i love these hitman videos keep doing them
We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun, where the hot springs flow
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new land
To fight the horde and sing, and cry
Valhalla, I am coming
🎸ba-daa-da-da-Dee-da ba-daa-da-da-dee-da...
Poor guy, just wanted to admire the sand castle.
i've missed this guy 😂
I'm worryed Cristy's not doing well in the brain
this is pure ahaha i cant stop laughing ,u deffo got a new fan