Hermitcraft Tall Claims Court :: When Pigs Fly

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  • čas přidán 11. 07. 2024
  • Minecraft time on the Hermitcraft Server Season 10 SMP Episode 16. Go to buyraycon.com/bdubs for 15% off your order, plus free shipping!
    Today on the Hermitcraft Minecraft SMP, we judge our first court case and bring smiles and joy to everyone on the server. As a side note, I've never worked harder on a video and I feel like I could spend weeks more on this one. It might not hit for you. Some parts still disagree with me but it was a great learning process and I cant express how much I appreciate your willingness to join me on the journey of becoming a better content creator.
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  • @docm77
    @docm77 Před 26 dny +5770

    #FreeTheGoat

    • @lFunGuyl
      @lFunGuyl Před 26 dny +59

      The doc himself!

    • @sglenny001
      @sglenny001 Před 26 dny +20

      Hii Doc you soon will

    • @lFunGuyl
      @lFunGuyl Před 26 dny +29

      @@docm77 Watch yourself doc HC has legal accountability now

    • @ashpoker7321
      @ashpoker7321 Před 26 dny

      Doc, it's 100% Cleo + Scar taking your ore. it makes sense.

    • @NickAndriadze
      @NickAndriadze Před 26 dny +18

      More weeks you'll stay on that island, the sweeter a revenge plan you'll cook up.

  • @eclogues_
    @eclogues_ Před 26 dny +6548

    possibly the most important hermitcraft video ever released

    • @brittany1049
      @brittany1049 Před 26 dny +46

      Absolutely been waiting for this 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @screamer22222
      @screamer22222 Před 26 dny +6

      Yes

    • @BeepBoop896
      @BeepBoop896 Před 26 dny +54

      Quite possibly the most important CZcams video ever released

    • @Lyminary
      @Lyminary Před 26 dny +15

      I audibly exclaimed in anticipation when I saw the video! Been waiting fr!

    • @meady50
      @meady50 Před 26 dny +14

      @@brittany1049same I’ve been so excited for BDubs pov to come out 😂

  • @joshuastucky
    @joshuastucky Před 24 dny +776

    Let's take a moment to appreciate that Bdubs had to go in and record like 10 different perspectives in replay mod, then properly sync the audio, then edit the video to look like it's cut for a tv show. Not to mention the actual gameplay, build time, ideation, and collaborative logistics necessary for this content to even happen. The amount of editing for this video is monumental, and the logistics of producing this kind of content are impressive. It really pays off in the quality of this video. Hats off, Bdbus. Amazing episode!

    • @joshuastucky
      @joshuastucky Před 24 dny +22

      Also love the random inclusion of 1 Kings: 16-28 (in KJV I think) . Your wisdom and judgements are truly the rival of Solomon himself.

    • @Narshe311
      @Narshe311 Před 22 dny +3

      You could be a lawyer with all those big words you just used.

    • @whorlingwisteria
      @whorlingwisteria Před 21 dnem +5

      I was in awe at the editing process this whole video

    • @kerra7386
      @kerra7386 Před 16 dny +2

      He did such a good job!!

  • @chrismerrell7957
    @chrismerrell7957 Před 25 dny +759

    "Cleo, thrilled! Doc..."
    Doc wailing in the background: "I HAVE THINGS THAT I NEED TO DO!!!"
    "He's adjusting to the judgment."
    That was too perfect XD

    • @candychip2557
      @candychip2557 Před 24 dny +29

      36:34 for anyone who didn't hear it the first time

  • @bobsthejunk88
    @bobsthejunk88 Před 26 dny +3600

    “Later we found out he was kind of a creep. But that’s what I want to be for the hermits” 😂

    • @user-mj3jo3lu5u
      @user-mj3jo3lu5u Před 26 dny +31

      lol

    • @yojavino5166
      @yojavino5166 Před 25 dny +105

      I was thinking the same thing 😂
      Poor choice of words

    • @VaryaEQ
      @VaryaEQ Před 25 dny +123

      I thought that was the joke when he was hiding behind the pillar, spying on Scar. 😅😂

    • @swampy1978uk
      @swampy1978uk Před 25 dny +63

      ​@@yojavino5166Not poor choice perfect choice for a very funny video

    • @jamesparker6211
      @jamesparker6211 Před 24 dny +14

      And then soon after, "Aaaagh! ... Why are you crouching behind the pillar?" :)

  • @Mogswamp
    @Mogswamp Před 26 dny +1067

    Man this brings me back to the court case in the colosseum. This was a movie, Bdubs! Hope to see even more stuff like this, I'm glad to see you pushing the envelope.

    • @Junimopris
      @Junimopris Před 26 dny +20

      Hi mogswamp

    • @physis_shenzai
      @physis_shenzai Před 26 dny +20

      the superflat guy himself!

    • @Arthuraband
      @Arthuraband Před 26 dny +17

      No way, it’s dirt gu- I mean the superflat king

    • @bensonjarvis5025
      @bensonjarvis5025 Před 26 dny +8

      King Mogswamp of the superflats is here?!? All hail the king

    • @squibkanotty99
      @squibkanotty99 Před 26 dny

      Dirt guy? You mean, like dirt man!?! /ref ​@@Arthuraband

  • @FrostbyteFreeman
    @FrostbyteFreeman Před 25 dny +428

    37:37 Words cannot even possibly begin to articulate how unfathomably disappointed I was when the "I sang that" didn't play the second time through with the Out on Location theme. Petition for that soundbite to become an official part of the theme tune, pretty please, Your Majesty.

    • @urmom-_
      @urmom-_ Před 24 dny

      pretty please your majesty is next level glaze 😂 i respect it

    • @keen8271
      @keen8271 Před 19 dny +2

      I was waiting for that too XD

  • @Aerolfoz
    @Aerolfoz Před 25 dny +436

    Considering it is a TV court, I can only hope we see the illustrious star of the renowned show "Cooking with Etho" make an appearance!

    • @Dyl6886
      @Dyl6886 Před 24 dny +9

      Lmao that would be amazing

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ Před 24 dny +24

      We need a "Cooking with Etho" ad break of course! With the all new Etho's onion cutting knife as a one time special offer!

    • @douira
      @douira Před 23 dny +4

      @@StuffandThings_ The onion cutting knife that obliterates the onions so he doesn't have to eat them lol

    • @silverxpanda5852
      @silverxpanda5852 Před 20 dny +2

      @@Dyl6886Just imagining that actually happening 😂

    • @Bookish_Belle
      @Bookish_Belle Před 18 dny +2

      i NEED cooking with etho yall

  • @hneuds1517
    @hneuds1517 Před 26 dny +2778

    Tall claims court: where judge Bdubs compensates for his size with the amount of power he has given himself!

  • @voidlv8430
    @voidlv8430 Před 26 dny +1152

    I love that Xisuma and Jevin were just. There. In the background and it never gets addressed

    • @jaykebird2go
      @jaykebird2go Před 25 dny +278

      Jevin actually posted his perspective, it was amusing to find out that the hermits in the audience were in their own little voice chat group chatting about the case as it was going on lol.

    • @CHEESEPUFF_7
      @CHEESEPUFF_7 Před 25 dny +54

      Ohhh i need to go watch that after this

    • @nathanharlos5846
      @nathanharlos5846 Před 23 dny +11

      @@jaykebird2goit was the first perspective I watched because he posted first 😂 it was so good

    • @Pandaboomina
      @Pandaboomina Před 22 dny +3

      @@jaykebird2goI can’t find his video! Can you link it? Or share the title? Thanks

    • @GreySyren
      @GreySyren Před 22 dny +6

      ​​@@Pandaboomina Episode 14 trial starts at 21: 08 called Pranking Cub

  • @Aenyn
    @Aenyn Před 25 dny +393

    The court could be the perfect medium to bring in guests. Can you imagine Jimmy coming on as an attorney?

  • @z3n3333
    @z3n3333 Před 24 dny +119

    “I pronounce you Husband and wife” I laughed SO HARD at the end there

  • @Bee_Dup
    @Bee_Dup Před 26 dny +2459

    Finally Bdubs can sue Tango for slander whenever he calls him anything less than 5'10", the step stool revenge tour has been cooking since Season 9.

    • @keyos4398
      @keyos4398 Před 26 dny +17

      who would be the judge in that case

    • @Bee_Dup
      @Bee_Dup Před 26 dny +55

      @@keyos4398 The tallest one in the courtroom.

    • @keyos4398
      @keyos4398 Před 26 dny +19

      @@Bee_Dup isnt that doc? the last person i would want to see the judge

    • @TGo-n-Roscoe
      @TGo-n-Roscoe Před 26 dny +8

      omg…did not know that my account came with bdubs emojis🎉🎉🎉

    • @MrSinister718
      @MrSinister718 Před 24 dny +2

      Well he did cut his hair short, so we might need a remeasure.

  • @ScooterinAB
    @ScooterinAB Před 26 dny +1455

    "Whoever tips the most wins."
    *immediately afterwards*
    "I consider myself to be a pretty honest guy. I'm gonna have to mislead Doc..."

    • @lorimartabin7992
      @lorimartabin7992 Před 26 dny +14

      One of my favorite parts of the episode so far lol

    • @KingBobXVI
      @KingBobXVI Před 26 dny +7

      Hey, it's just like _real_ court!

    • @raccoon2899
      @raccoon2899 Před 25 dny +2

      Sounds like some always sunny in philly lmao

  • @stealthlock6634
    @stealthlock6634 Před 25 dny +146

    36:08 Gosh this is genius and hilarious. Bdubs’ spiel about making both parties happy as a judge with the ACTUAL AUDIO of the laughing/protesting reactions in the background, muffled as if they’re happening in the other room. Even the LESS MUFFLED audio as the door is open. Freaking GENIUS.

  • @mikewilliams6025
    @mikewilliams6025 Před 25 dny +256

    You've struck gold, Bdubs. I mean, not literally. No one is buying any of your products. But in a deeper, non-financial sense, you're swimming in it.

  • @tacoboutaknight3964
    @tacoboutaknight3964 Před 26 dny +758

    Of course you can sue a snail. You just need to get the snails to hire a lawyer.

    • @DisasterAster
      @DisasterAster Před 26 dny +27

      It's perfect. With the mail system totally possible too

    • @DatRandomInternetDude
      @DatRandomInternetDude Před 25 dny +65

      Grain or Gem as a lawyer or a witness will be hilarious

    • @lordbusiness-qs4ok
      @lordbusiness-qs4ok Před 25 dny +7

      I think you can represent yourself in arbitration

    • @linklink3069
      @linklink3069 Před 25 dny +20

      Scar could sue Grian and Gem for conspiring with the snails to bully him

    • @ciaramaereyes3026
      @ciaramaereyes3026 Před 25 dny +15

      Plus a translator who can talk in their behalf

  • @Maethendias
    @Maethendias Před 26 dny +921

    that intro went ALL OVER THE PLACE LMFAO
    "he gave kids candy"
    "he turned out to be kind of a creep"
    "i want to be that for the other hermits"
    XD

  • @KRO-222
    @KRO-222 Před 25 dny +155

    Bdubs, I don’t know how you did it but you have managed to create the *perfect* stage for the Hermits to show off their comic chops. This is genuinely the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. “WE’RE GOIN HEADS OR TAILS!!” kills me every time.

  • @Kahandran
    @Kahandran Před 24 dny +40

    "You can't... sue... snails. But I'll do it."

  • @Geng4d
    @Geng4d Před 26 dny +848

    "No further questions your honour"
    "Seriously?!"
    is absolute gold

    • @crunchevo8974
      @crunchevo8974 Před 24 dny +14

      horn material lol. also doc's panicked NO! when Cleo said they'd like his diamond ore privileges cut lmao

  • @izzytodd4242
    @izzytodd4242 Před 26 dny +1350

    The “what the heck is happening” during Joe’s “big baby” argument made me put down my crochet and laugh for about a full minute, thank you for that Bdubs 😂😂

    • @MaxVolumeHD
      @MaxVolumeHD Před 26 dny +13

      So good 🤣

    • @irimac1806
      @irimac1806 Před 26 dny +14

      I am very happy I had my inhaler

    • @MINDCRAFT-101
      @MINDCRAFT-101 Před 26 dny +28

      His characters blink was perfect

    • @theazalealemon
      @theazalealemon Před 26 dny +14

      eyyy! fellow crocheter!

    • @karenpag
      @karenpag Před 26 dny +10

      Exactly the same happened to me with my crochet hahaha I came directly to the comments and found your comment so funny

  • @Sitskier123
    @Sitskier123 Před 25 dny +65

    Bdubs: “are your legs tingling my legs are tingling”
    Me looking down at me wheelchair: “yep just barely”

  • @bananaspliitz9136
    @bananaspliitz9136 Před 21 dnem +28

    17:47 Joe calling doc a well meaning young man like he’s not the oldest hermit on the server😂

  • @mimasweets
    @mimasweets Před 26 dny +1199

    Joe's "Child esophagus defense" is still my favorite part of this case 😂😂😂

    • @chicabear
      @chicabear Před 26 dny +102

      The cherry on top was Bdubs' "SERIOUSLY?"

    • @kittyshippercavegirl
      @kittyshippercavegirl Před 25 dny +48

      it's funny that pleading insanity is the only option joe had

    • @beeninn8307
      @beeninn8307 Před 25 dny +29

      "lord have mercy" docm killed me

    • @crunchevo8974
      @crunchevo8974 Před 24 dny +3

      @@kittyshippercavegirl it's a "nothing is ever anyone's fault" situation. if you know you know.

    • @WackoMcGoose
      @WackoMcGoose Před 24 dny +28

      "I was not thinking of Doc's esophagus when we built the giant fish in his hourglass" is the sentence of all time.

  • @alltrysilver
    @alltrysilver Před 26 dny +1596

    1 minute into the video and bdubs is already comparing himself to predator 💀

    • @Werewolf914
      @Werewolf914 Před 26 dny +76

      I read this before I got to that part and I was thinking the Predator as in the Yautja Hunters from the Predator movies
      I'm too pure and innocent I didn't think of the creepy human kind of predator

    • @CoolAnagram
      @CoolAnagram Před 26 dny +27

      Average Minecraft CZcamsr

    • @Roasted-Tomato27
      @Roasted-Tomato27 Před 26 dny +31

      @@CoolAnagram Not the Hermits though. Hermitcraft is very free of scandals and drama

    • @theforestofoak
      @theforestofoak Před 26 dny +30

      ​@@Roasted-Tomato27 not exactly, but all current members are fine as far as I know

    • @lemuhnn
      @lemuhnn Před 26 dny +7

      @@Roasted-Tomato27 current members maybe but you never know

  • @MxMothra
    @MxMothra Před 25 dny +115

    24:10 he forcefully approached us and said “hey, I’m the guy who wants all the wood.”
    I mean, he knows what he wants, no shame in that these days.

  • @LelaniWaterflower
    @LelaniWaterflower Před 25 dny +53

    I've been going around watching all of the courhouse POVs, and I don't know how but Bdubs has managed to make a COMPLETELY different experience than the uncut POVs. Like the ominous music of the Heads or Tails machine, the little judge commentaries sprinkled in, the camera zooms, it feels like I'm genuinely watching a courtroom reality TV show and I love it-

  • @evanpb
    @evanpb Před 26 dny +1054

    "no further questions, your honor."
    "...SERIOUSLY?"
    omg i've been DYING this whole episode, possibly the most i've ever laughed at a hermitcraft episode. thank you for this bdubz, tall claims court is amazing!

  • @evawettergren7492
    @evawettergren7492 Před 26 dny +361

    Now, I wouldn't mind watching a "Scar vs Snails/Big Ron" court case episode. And perhaps the court shoud... Appoint... legal representation to the snails. Let's say for instance, Grian and Gem? (Scar might consider hiring Skizz, he's the best lawyer around at the moment it seems.)

    • @ca-ke9493
      @ca-ke9493 Před 25 dny +8

      I think hermitcraft should implement the if Big Ron is on your build, you should be responsible for the lawsuit.

    • @reverance_pavane
      @reverance_pavane Před 25 dny +4

      Surely there are a couple of hermits that act in loco parentis for the snails...

    • @levilukeskytrekker
      @levilukeskytrekker Před 24 dny +4

      Grian and Gem could serve as Public Defenders, which are the free lawyers you can request if you're broke and can't afford a lawyer.

  • @crasscastle6115
    @crasscastle6115 Před 24 dny +26

    If we only get "TALL CLAIMS COURT" for the rest of the hermitcraft season... I will be a happy man.

  • @Braxiatel_
    @Braxiatel_ Před 25 dny +46

    You can absolutely tell how much time and effort has gone into the editing of this. It's clever, it's funny, and it flows perfectly. Artfully done, Bdubs, this is absolutely something you can take pride in.
    Dont' take this as me saying you should be rushing off to the next project already, but I do hope to see more of these trials. I would especially love to see the case of Scar v. the Snails (and Big Ron? Mumbo?), or perhaps something involving Cub? He sued Pearl to get her to build the shopping district portal, and has clearly realised that he can use the power of the court to his advantage. I bet you get him to sue other people and make a case out of that too.

  • @captain_noodles
    @captain_noodles Před 26 dny +629

    doc looking at joe:
    look at my lawyer dawg im going to jail

    • @irimac1806
      @irimac1806 Před 26 dny +29

      Doc made it impossible for any1 to defend him poor Joe xD

    • @jackdaw6095
      @jackdaw6095 Před 23 dny +3

      Thats what you get when you hire a muppet

  • @LepRECON.
    @LepRECON. Před 26 dny +261

    “I now pronounce you husband and wife” and then the cut to credits killed me

  • @alyssa09485
    @alyssa09485 Před 25 dny +18

    Of ALL the top notch ediitng jam-packed into this video I think my favorite by far is the cutaway at 17:35, Joe's voice getting muffled, Bdubs blinking a blank stare for a beat, and then "what the heck is happening" 😂😂 this video is SOOO good

    • @dee2007
      @dee2007 Před 25 dny

      The big shots of the courtroom scenes and close ups of doc and Cleo reactions -- how many cameras did you have going Bdubs??!!

  • @LimeymanZero
    @LimeymanZero Před 25 dny +57

    "Tall Claims Court" is such a great hermit joke, well done! This is the 3rd or 4th time seeing this trial and it's not getting old, hope Hermitcraft goes sue crazy this season!

  • @metalnut92
    @metalnut92 Před 26 dny +256

    'I cannot recall if I cannot recall.'
    Ren's been watching footage of UK Parliamentary select committees. He's gonna ace that citizenship test.

  • @alexoyvind
    @alexoyvind Před 26 dny +380

    "WE'RE GOING HEADS OR TAILS!" There are tears in my eyes from laughing :D

    • @Rhaifha
      @Rhaifha Před 25 dny +10

      The *GLEE* in his voice, saying that. I loved it.

    • @Trunga77th
      @Trunga77th Před 25 dny +10

      This has gotta be a horn for sure!

  • @WackoMcGoose
    @WackoMcGoose Před 24 dny +32

    This right here is why "watching the same events from multiple viewpoints" is an integral part of the Hermitcraft Experience. You got Cleo and Doc for the pov of prosecution and defendant, of course, then you have the Joe Hills Difference™ of being _in_ the courtroom audience, and now we get the "shot for broadcast TV" version with an episode of _Tall Claims Court,_ which was well worth the wait. Thank you for making us laugh all over again, Your Highness!

  • @jimothysjundgeon
    @jimothysjundgeon Před 25 dny +13

    The “I H8 Mondays” sign is sending me 😂😂😂

  • @thomasandolf7365
    @thomasandolf7365 Před 26 dny +168

    Bdubs, here is a tip, make a horn that sounds like a gavel smacking the bench... would be a great addition so when people our out of order, you play the horn!

    • @annieh1315
      @annieh1315 Před 25 dny +14

      Better yet, put it on a player head on a note block. That way he can play it over and over and not have to wait for the cooldown!

  • @brianschoenrock601
    @brianschoenrock601 Před 26 dny +330

    "It's fine, it's f...look at the size of this hat!" I lost it. I'm still giggling.

    • @izzytodd4242
      @izzytodd4242 Před 26 dny +14

      Immediately followed by “HES GOT THE DIAMOND BOOTS!”

  • @Vingari_
    @Vingari_ Před 25 dny +22

    I’ve already seen the court case like 3 times but it’s better every time, especially with these cinematic camera angles

  • @owenm.7460
    @owenm.7460 Před 25 dny +15

    as a certified paralegal, i can confirm that most of this courtroom scene is accurate. Skizz did a wonderful job at setting the scene and using the *mostly* correct language. excellent job!

  • @oofy_emma1072
    @oofy_emma1072 Před 26 dny +313

    "look at my lawyer dawg i'm going to jail" -Doc, probably

  • @ChaseL16357
    @ChaseL16357 Před 26 dny +292

    That's no from Doc @ 28:56 was the most genuine no I've heard in a long time.

  • @APrettyGoodChannel
    @APrettyGoodChannel Před 25 dny +7

    This is a gift in case I ever end up in your court.

  • @TheCraterz
    @TheCraterz Před 25 dny +2

    Love the reference to First Kings 3:16, a.k.a., "A Wise Ruling". Nicely done, your "high"-ness!

  • @Joe-jh2gc
    @Joe-jh2gc Před 26 dny +311

    “No swearing in this court” 😂 Possibly one of the best Hermitcraft videos ever made. So many punch lines

  • @DanZorny
    @DanZorny Před 26 dny +278

    Doc's anguished cries as Bdubs pats himself on the back for the perfect judgement is everything

    • @owowarrior864
      @owowarrior864 Před 26 dny +31

      LOL YES
      he was like "i'm so glad that everyone is happy about this outcome ^w^ " and doc's there swearing revenge on everyone in a 50 mile radius

  • @DanielHauser
    @DanielHauser Před 25 dny +10

    This video will be remembered. It's one for the books.

  • @Klehan
    @Klehan Před 25 dny +14

    "He's wearing the diamond boots!" The delivery of that line killed me🤣 New favorite quote of the season!

  • @Shepscapades
    @Shepscapades Před 26 dny +702

    "I'll take care of Cleo and Doc's mouth after my segment" insane. thank you bdubs

    • @aud9931
      @aud9931 Před 26 dny +7

      :O HI SHEP!!! i love your comics :D

    • @Kaczucha12
      @Kaczucha12 Před 25 dny +1

      I saw the profile pic and had to double check if it was actually you

    • @artsybook
      @artsybook Před 22 dny +1

      hi shep ^-^//

  • @cameron7938
    @cameron7938 Před 26 dny +496

    I love the little language barrier at 38:44 when Bdubs says lets take a few steps back and Doc just backs up lol

    • @luaqi
      @luaqi Před 25 dny +62

      didn't catch that, that's so cute lol

    • @PKua007
      @PKua007 Před 24 dny +53

      I don't think it was a language barrier, maybe a subconscious suggestion, Doc is quite proficient with his phrasal verbs and idioms. As a non-native English speaker, I wish I was as natural as him

    • @crit7514
      @crit7514 Před 24 dny +16

      It was a joke

  • @cai_ryn
    @cai_ryn Před 25 dny +13

    The framing and editing of the third person sequences in this episode are *chefs kiss* sublime. It’s genuinely so immersive and entertaining!

  • @yuriakibara8469
    @yuriakibara8469 Před 25 dny +11

    Love the fact that bdubs is just free to give himself/other people power in the server whenever he feels like it

  • @MrMurph
    @MrMurph Před 26 dny +374

    The “I fell asleep like halfway through it” when Bdubbs was sleeping on the podium actually caught me off guard.

    • @thebananaking144
      @thebananaking144 Před 26 dny +7

      I snorted bahaha

    • @luaqi
      @luaqi Před 25 dny +5

      that was so funny I was about to comment the same thing

  • @alltrysilver
    @alltrysilver Před 26 dny +367

    Villager was a paid actor

  • @agentant0039
    @agentant0039 Před 24 dny +9

    You need to issue jury summons to get some jurors in there to help you determine the guilt of the defendant.

  • @MichaelVanHuik
    @MichaelVanHuik Před 23 dny +9

    All fun and jokes aside, can we take a moment to appreciate the cinematic style of video, i love it so much!! Felt more like i was watching an episode from… then watching a youtube video

  • @TheSourHappy
    @TheSourHappy Před 26 dny +241

    "There's no swearing in this court" might he my favorite line

  • @keab42
    @keab42 Před 26 dny +189

    The closeup on Cleo just casually breaking Lawyer False's neck was just great.

  • @statelyelms
    @statelyelms Před 24 dny +2

    This is actually so well edited. It feels more polished than most TV shows.
    Although, it does have the effect of sometimes making the player skins feel.. eerie and out of place.. like at 21:20 when I accidentally paused on "BEEF!" and BEEF! stared directly into my soul.

  • @djoagast9668
    @djoagast9668 Před 24 dny +3

    100% best hermitcraft video there is, everyone was so prepared! I don’t even wacht hermitcraft OR videos longer than 2 minutes. I think this is the first video in years that I watched all the way through. Thanks for the laughs Bdubs!

  • @antiichristie
    @antiichristie Před 26 dny +490

    This is the greatest day of my life. Tall Claims Court merch when?

  • @equestrianrosie
    @equestrianrosie Před 25 dny +276

    I have played minecraft for 1000s of hours over 13 years. I have never once seen a mob walk through an armor stand and set a world record for fastest costume change.

    • @justt_lynch
      @justt_lynch Před 24 dny +57

      I think the skeleton shot an arrow at the Armour stand and it broke and that allowed the skeleton ro do the costume change so fast lol

  • @villian108
    @villian108 Před 25 dny +5

    I've already seen multiple Hermits' videos of the court case but this was so unique and fresh. Really enjoyed the editing. Don't know how you keep doing it but once again you outdid yourself. I'll probably rewatch this episode many more times in the future.

  • @dee2007
    @dee2007 Před 25 dny +3

    Amazing effects on the video clip of doc and Cleo incident 4:26 - black and white grainy footage and audio adjustments- chefs kiss 👏

  • @matthewparker9276
    @matthewparker9276 Před 26 dny +184

    Doc saying the audience pressured him into going with pearl, when that audience was overwhelmingly telling him not to do it.

  • @TheWasthereonce
    @TheWasthereonce Před 26 dny +242

    It's not a Bdubs and Scar video without their immediate deaths within the first minute of them meeting. lol

  • @StevenWadeJr
    @StevenWadeJr Před 22 dny +3

    The production quality of this was absolutely superb. The subtle details from Bdubs' blinks, the muffled voices behind the doors, the slight echo everyone's audio had as if they were in a large empty room. Absolutely stand up job!

  • @mikaelaullberg9004
    @mikaelaullberg9004 Před 22 dny +4

    If you watch at 1:55 the skeletons are fighting each other and one misses and hits the armor stand, which breaks it. The gargoyle skelly then walked through the pile of armor and did the fastest Suit Up known to man 😄
    Also Bdubs you've outdone yourself, this was amazing

  • @servantbee.
    @servantbee. Před 26 dny +68

    (joe explaining how doc is a baby) “what the heck is happening”
    SO good im cryinnggggg

  • @appleofdoom
    @appleofdoom Před 26 dny +74

    I feel like Joe could've predicated the whole case on the fact that Cleo had no attachment nor ownership over that pig instead of predicating it over Doc being a big baby

    • @matthewparker9276
      @matthewparker9276 Před 26 dny +12

      That would have been a difficult angle to pursue, given it was a pig with historical significance.

    • @Yirggzmb
      @Yirggzmb Před 25 dny +23

      "Doc is a big baby" is funnier though lol

    • @Rhaifha
      @Rhaifha Před 25 dny +7

      Yes, but it wouldn't be nearly as funny

  • @Jaymac720
    @Jaymac720 Před 23 dny +8

    Skizz was actually completely legally correct in his objection. Joe’s methods while examining Ren were argumentative

  • @amelia-vz5ex
    @amelia-vz5ex Před 6 dny +1

    THE COURT ROOM IS ECHOING. Absolutely baffled by the sheer amount of attention to detail you’ve done here. Keep up the good work!

  • @alecthe2nd
    @alecthe2nd Před 26 dny +104

    Mans got time-bending powers, lol, his deliberations took no more than a second on the other hermits' perspectives

  • @missjacquelineo
    @missjacquelineo Před 26 dny +130

    Totally worth the wait. I know you were stressing about it but it’s truly fantastic.

  • @PsiVolt
    @PsiVolt Před 23 dny +3

    incredibly paced, shot, and scored, another masterpiece from Bdubs! The humor of it all was perfect

  • @beepboop82
    @beepboop82 Před 25 dny +3

    the narration, storytelling element, and editing in this episode is so beautiful and smooth- i feel like i’m actually watching a show/movie. the cutaways to your character, kind of like The Office sidebars, are also perfect.

  • @jtswartz1672
    @jtswartz1672 Před 26 dny +211

    "I sang that" is gonna live rent free in my head all day. Thanks Bdubs!

  • @BRORIGIN
    @BRORIGIN Před 26 dny +119

    If you put on an elytra, it's gonna look like you're wearing a judge's cape. Better yet, you can retexture it to look like one

  • @ziggyoickle3445
    @ziggyoickle3445 Před 24 dny +2

    I hope I get to see fanart of Judge Bdubs officiating a wedding of Doc in a Bride's outfit and Cleo in a tux with Joe as the maid of honour and Skizz as the best man

  • @hypernova9704
    @hypernova9704 Před 25 dny +3

    This was not a episode, this was a movie. Bdubs cooked hard with this one.

  • @quinntaylor1170
    @quinntaylor1170 Před 26 dny +82

    Bdubs should have Cleo make an armor stand of bdubs holding a bell like a town crier and under it have a skulk sensor that detects people and sets off a record with bdubs saying “free suin’ papers! Get your free suin’ papers here!” And a bell that repeatedly goes off for the duration of the disk! That would go perfect outside the courthouse next to the barrel and anvil!
    Edit: Maybe even add a couple through the shopping district and outside the permit office

  • @Plabs_
    @Plabs_ Před 26 dny +27

    I saw you were stressing out about this video on Twitter but man, you did a phenomenal job on it! I haven't laughed this hard in a while! Excited to see future trials!

  • @Morningblossom
    @Morningblossom Před 26 dny +51

    I love the Post-Trial "interview" with Bdubs and you can just hear Doc yelling in the background, it's so funny

  • @PerryRata
    @PerryRata Před 26 dny +59

    Bdubs. This is genuinely the highest quality Minecraft video I have ever seen. SOOOO MUCH PASSION WENT INTO THIS and it was 100% worth the wait!! Hearing and seeing all of the editing choices were SO professional and absolutely hilarious! Thank you so much for this, you did phenomenal!

  • @G.M23
    @G.M23 Před 25 dny +4

    This is a hermitcract MASTRPIECE!! Next time, can you do a Kitchen Nightmares style opening, where you give snippets of the upcoming drama?

  • @kenzieberr7263
    @kenzieberr7263 Před 23 dny +3

    1:10 I laughed so hard when it cuts over to Bdubs hiding behind the pillar! So desperate for a lawsuit! 😂 this episode was the best!!!!

  • @Darker_Waters
    @Darker_Waters Před 26 dny +279

    I'm calling it. Bdubs has been stealing docs diamond redstone ore because he knows doc would go insane and, well, do what doc does when he's angry. All in order to convince people to sue him when that eventually happens. It's all part of bdubs' plan to create his own court house TV show. Nailed it.
    Ps, nice editing bdubs. 😁

    • @NickAndriadze
      @NickAndriadze Před 26 dny +31

      If this _IS_ the case and Doc finds out... There will be nothing left of the court house TV show... OR the court house! _Nyehahahaha-_

    • @kirk7784
      @kirk7784 Před 26 dny +12

      This adds up, we all know that Bdubs has incredible redstone prowess

    • @JoelNitsch
      @JoelNitsch Před 26 dny +13

      I had to come see if anyone else had this same thought!! People think it’s Cub because of his Redstone knowledge, but as we all know from Redstone with BDubs, he is also a perfect redstoner. Also Cub didn’t have motive beyond just pranking, BDubs has motive to get his court house going!

    • @purplejellytotPJT
      @purplejellytotPJT Před 26 dny +6

      Or he convinced his season partner, Impulse, to do the dirty work for him!!

    • @OliverMeyer-tp2dk
      @OliverMeyer-tp2dk Před 26 dny +6

      He also had diamond blocks in hi s inventory when talking to Cleo

  • @Nora-oz9vi
    @Nora-oz9vi Před 26 dny +116

    Not even a minute in and I've learned so much about who bdubs is as a person; I truly respect him wanting to be the creepy person who gives candy to kids

  • @ImABucket
    @ImABucket Před 22 dny +1

    I really hope we get to see more Tall Claims Court. I love court house RP and this scratches that itch perfectly. You did wonderful BDubs! Much love

  • @Taoquinn
    @Taoquinn Před 25 dny +1

    I love the "out on location" clip, but was really disappointed the second time because you didn't have the "I just sang that myself" that time. Please! Please add that every time, adds to the humour factor in line with the whole tall claims court shtick

  • @bizmar
    @bizmar Před 26 dny +68

    Excellent sound design. Muffling the courtroom banter when you close the door was really nice. You sing good.

  • @dbuck4602
    @dbuck4602 Před 26 dny +58

    They say reality TV is the lowest form of entertainment. **They** have clearly never seen Tall Claims Court!
    This was truly a masterpiece XD

  • @awkwardsilence4241
    @awkwardsilence4241 Před 25 dny +6

    "You can't sue snails"
    Clearly Bdubs has never watched Gary Busey pet judge

  • @CarlHaggerty
    @CarlHaggerty Před 25 dny +3

    Such a quality video - this is setting a new standard for episodes - this feels like an episode of Reno 911 or Parks and Recreation.
    Massive kudos to you bdubs

  • @Wertyguy
    @Wertyguy Před 26 dny +131

    I love the “May the force be with me while I judge them lest they be judged” sign behind Bdubs

  • @lFunGuyl
    @lFunGuyl Před 26 dny +386

    Grian: Scolds viewers for requesting more content
    Mumbo: Drops Redstone to become Builder
    BDubs: *LET'S GET SUE CRAZY*

    • @NickAndriadze
      @NickAndriadze Před 26 dny +82

      What a season of metamorphosis this has been.
      Grian has picked up redstone and has created a government instead of resisting it;
      Mumbo does a 180 and becomes a building CZcamsr;
      Pearl becomes a redstone master in the span of 3 episodes;
      Bdubs, instead of choosing a puppet government of his liking, decided to drop the act and *BECOME* the power weilder.
      And meanwhile, Doc. The same inhumanely petty goat-god with insane technical skill.

    • @aulvinduergard9952
      @aulvinduergard9952 Před 26 dny +34

      @@NickAndriadze To be fair to Doc, he said straight out in Episode 1 that he doesn't like to do anything, and that includes changing.

    • @stefanogalimberti1416
      @stefanogalimberti1416 Před 26 dny +9

      ​@@NickAndriadzeto be fair, Mumbo has always been a good builder

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ Před 22 dny +1

      @@NickAndriadze To be fair though, Etho is still posting like once a month and lives in an unfinished house in a jungle. Some things just never change...