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  • čas přidán 19. 10. 2010
  • What I think is the best of Bill Maher's awesome mockumentary!
    Enjoy!
    www.billmaher.com

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  • @xaenon
    @xaenon Před 10 lety +692

    "You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate." Truer words were NEVER spoken.

    • @martinko40
      @martinko40 Před 10 lety +6

      YES, and someone, who is total idiot and liar, can be a president. All possible " only" in AMERICA.

    • @martinko40
      @martinko40 Před 10 lety

      xaenon I spaciousky agree with you .

    • @WhiteWolfos
      @WhiteWolfos Před 10 lety

      That means I can be a senator and get good money and make decisions that influence the country....but I'm not good at the art of lying ._.
      Unfortunately..

    • @bruceinmyheart
      @bruceinmyheart Před 7 lety +2

      +spaciousky Hehehe 😜

    • @humps678
      @humps678 Před 6 lety +2

      xaenon I died at that part

  • @sauelalmonte
    @sauelalmonte Před 8 lety +355

    THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE REALIZED WHAT HE JUST SAID, IS PRICELESS.

    • @lvega5606
      @lvega5606 Před 8 lety +33

      I dont think he even realized what he said until he saw Bill's reaction change.

    • @MasterOrona
      @MasterOrona Před 3 lety

      @Harry Waddington ok so that would mean he said something really stupid and NEVER realized it. He still said it lol.

    • @pureluck8767
      @pureluck8767 Před rokem +1

      There’s no need to shout turn off the caps locks please

    • @joaosampaio4039
      @joaosampaio4039 Před 4 měsíci

      Its edited

    • @joaosampaio4039
      @joaosampaio4039 Před měsícem

      Wtf did you write over there? Even Jesus couldn't write so bad

  • @ChaoticScaper
    @ChaoticScaper Před 9 lety +415

    The 747 flying over jesus is the greatest part

    • @happyfunrun7901
      @happyfunrun7901 Před 9 lety +1

      Virus This

    • @solountipomas8616
      @solountipomas8616 Před 6 lety +1

      Those in the plane where blessed in asholism and bullshiting.
      Praise the lord, or the humans that make a living on selling smoke to those ignorant and naive centuries ago!!!

    • @maskedmarvyl4774
      @maskedmarvyl4774 Před 6 lety +9

      That was a very good catch and fast reaction on the part of the videographer....

    • @TheHelado36
      @TheHelado36 Před 5 lety +1

      Xero like science actually being above the Bible myth !

    • @joshalbert3770
      @joshalbert3770 Před 4 lety +2

      MaskedMarvyl Holy Land is right beneath Orlando Airport one of the busiest airports ever due to Disney World. Imagine how many fly over everyday

  • @evansgate
    @evansgate Před 2 lety +32

    This movie impressed me. Bill came across very likable and logical, all he did was ask questions that people couldn’t answer. Logic wins

    • @michaelbrickley2443
      @michaelbrickley2443 Před 2 měsíci

      Logic wins? How about lying wins? So many false claims made by Bill Maher and ignorant people choose to believe him

  • @WellConditioned
    @WellConditioned Před 9 lety +138

    I am SO glad you included the 747 flying over Jeebus!

  • @Kopihucky
    @Kopihucky Před 9 lety +385

    "go around their intellect".. which in translation means "They are reasonable and much smarter than me.. I have to find a way around this.."

    • @drkwrl
      @drkwrl Před 9 lety +20

      Blatant admonition of the kind of pernicious manipulation they're engaging in

    • @yourallbrainwashed
      @yourallbrainwashed Před 8 lety +3

      +Kopihucky lol, yep

    • @stevev3451
      @stevev3451 Před 7 lety

      youreallbrainwashed how do you know what they mean?

    • @myrmidon0312
      @myrmidon0312 Před 6 lety

      Yep. The way around their intellect is through believing that you can bullshit them into believing gahd.

    • @torineg.847
      @torineg.847 Před 6 lety

      you don't need to take an IQ test to be in the senate .. OMG shows right there we got people in that are just doing it for their own pockets..

  • @charmicarmicat2981
    @charmicarmicat2981 Před 6 lety +58

    The guy speaking in tongues and ends it with “I love you” makes me laugh my ass off every time

    • @wholeNwon
      @wholeNwon Před 6 lety +4

      And people send him money.

    • @charmicarmicat2981
      @charmicarmicat2981 Před 6 lety +1

      wholeNwon I’m pretty sure that guy was just trying to be funny. Do you know who he is? I don’t, but if he’s a televangelist that’s disappointing

    • @AnneOhn123
      @AnneOhn123 Před 2 lety +6

      That's how I talk to my cats.... all this time I never knew it was a money making language!!!

    • @robertopistone1179
      @robertopistone1179 Před rokem

      These people are all charlatans. The ignorant masses believe in these phonies.

    • @joygernautm6641
      @joygernautm6641 Před rokem +3

      @@charmicarmicat2981 it’s for real televangelist, and he for real did this. Obviously, in a delivered attempt to dupe people into thinking he can speak in tongues and is, therefore the voice of God.

  • @vespasian9717
    @vespasian9717 Před 7 lety +95

    A:"It worries me that people are running my country who believe in a talking snake"
    B:"You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the Senate."
    He just completely destroyed the Senate, Christianity and himself.

    • @KayleeKez
      @KayleeKez  Před 7 lety +17

      Kriid Zen apparently u don't have to pass a iq test to be the president either.

    • @vespasian9717
      @vespasian9717 Před 7 lety +6

      Unfortunately, I'd certainly welcome such a requirement. It does seem necessary nowadays.

    • @KayleeKez
      @KayleeKez  Před 7 lety +8

      Kriid Zen the rest of the world wishes there was such an acquirement....

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 Před 5 lety +1

      Passing an IQ test to be in the Senate strikes me as quite undemocratic, but one probably would have to be rich.

  • @masterjesse283
    @masterjesse283 Před 10 lety +197

    "I'm gonna go in the rapture! And I'm gonna come back on a white horse!"
    YEAH OK!

    • @knuckleheadmcgee
      @knuckleheadmcgee Před 6 lety +11

      i like to lovingly refer to that particular mentality as "arrogant delusion" or "delusional arrogance" it's 50/50. lol

    • @wholeNwon
      @wholeNwon Před 6 lety +6

      What is it about females and horses? Oh, wait, now I understand.

    • @rav3ndust
      @rav3ndust Před 6 lety +3

      Absolutely true lol. I have always said that religion is nothing more than a neurological disorder. I need funding so I can study this theory lol

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 Před 5 lety +5

      If she was to go in the rapture isn't it pretty much the point to stay in heaven and not come back (on a white horse)?

    • @30stmFantasy
      @30stmFantasy Před 5 lety +1

      Yep, that's the one that got me. I almost feel sorry for her but I'm guessing she doesn't know how stupid she looks.

  • @leosodan1741
    @leosodan1741 Před 9 lety +144

    I would not have to be an atheist if religion did not exist, but I have to label myself because of prior stupidity

    • @ReinEngel
      @ReinEngel Před 7 lety +15

      This ties into the greater problem of religion... it separates for no reason other than "My God is better than your God." The saddest part is that us, atheists and agnostics, are labeled the REALLY crazy ones because we don't need to talk to the sky every time we're low on gas or our pet is vomiting.

    • @patman2986
      @patman2986 Před 6 lety +4

      I believe that is how most of us feel. Well put.

    • @brochestedbs
      @brochestedbs Před 6 lety +5

      I've never thought about it that way before !I think I'll stop calling myself an atheist and just react as if for the first time to anyone who talks about their god.

    • @rav3ndust
      @rav3ndust Před 6 lety +5

      if everyone really thought about it, everyone is born an atheist. It takes religious people to indoctrinate and warp children's minds for them to be affected by the neurological disorder that is religion. it is so sad.

    • @vstar7196
      @vstar7196 Před 2 lety

      Atheist is a label that stupid religious fanatics use. I tell people that I’m a “Free Thinker”.

  • @shalamigri
    @shalamigri Před 10 lety +29

    It's funny to think that 15 years ago, I would not have brought myself to watch this documentary. Well, that was then and this is now. I've see it at least 5 times!

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Now it's 9 years later since you posted this.

    • @shalamigri
      @shalamigri Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@LisaAnn777 Most definitely!

  • @MutualAidWorks
    @MutualAidWorks Před 7 lety +59

    My biological family are mainly 'born again' fundamentalist christians. My dad was convinced that metal music was 'satanic' and wouldn't allow Black Sabbath records in the house for years, not until I was in my late teens. This isn't hicksville in the US in the 1950's by the way. This is England in the 1990's. He seemed to think the records had some kind of evil power and I think he said that it could summon demons. He allowed my older brother to have metal records eventually but when my brother did something he didn't like he would punish him. Once I remember my dad smashing up all his Iron Maiden records- and he had all of the albums including the singles. My older brother was an artistic and creative person and I remember him making this costume with one of his mates- that too was deemed 'satanic' by my dad and was destroyed on a bonfire in the garden. He also did this amazing mural of the Iron Maiden mascot, Eddie, that covered his bedroom door and the wall surrounding it. It was destroyed for the same reason.
    Unfortunately, my older brother is no longer such a non-conformist. He doesn't question things anymore and he actually goes along with all this christian nonsense and is somewhat of a religious conspiracy theorist who watches God TV etc and reads the Bible and believes in all the prophecy bullshit. It's like something has sucked all the creativity and individuality out of him. I remember him laughing when Israeli troops going into Gaza was on the TV. I remember him saying that homosexual people should be put in prison like they are in parts of Africa.
    When I was about ten years old my family took me on a 'holiday' in Sussex. It was in the middle of nowhere in the countryside in Sussex in a big manor house. It was a complex, there were different buildings, the place was called Ashburnham. What I didn't realise, what they didn't tell me was that this was a religious holiday. I figured that out only when I got there and everyone was going on about Jesus. The parents were separated from the kids and we had to attend these groups with christian minders who made us do these activities based around Jesus and the Bible, they were basically religious teachers. Everything was related to Jesus and stuff from the Bible, even playing football and watching films. It was basically brainwashing. It was horrible and I couldn't leave and had to endure the whole thing even though by then I didn't really believe in christianity.
    My mum believed in all this and believed it stronger than my dad at times (for a time he wasn't deeply into it and questioned it- something she would mock and berate him for) but sometimes objected to the way he treated her as the patriarchal 'head of the house', a title he was keen to remind us of, especially in his deeper religious phases. He once explained to my mum that according to the Bible it was allowed that if a women hits a man, it is written that he is allowed to cut off the hand of hers that struck him- and he was serious, finding it amusing also.
    I have been a witness to every kind of bigotry and chauvinism you can imagine from my biological family, genocidally racist views included. My Dad, in a discussion I had with him about the Iraq war, stated that the Iraqi children who died because of the sanctions that were imposed on Iraq in the 1990s was a punishment from god because of stuff in the bible that he thought was real. They all believed that arabs were evil and that they were 'satanic' and that Israel had a right to oppress and kill the Palestinians and take all their land and attack whoever they pleased. I remember my Mum ranting furiously about how gay people thought they could do as they liked but would "get what was coming to them when after they die". They were very zionist and they would 'talk in tongues' which was really creepy. I am convinced from what I have experienced that their belief and the way they practice their religion is a type of mental illness, aswell as fanaticism. Myself and my other brother don't believe in it and have nothing to do with the family anymore.

    • @KayleeKez
      @KayleeKez  Před 7 lety +7

      Thank u for sharing ur story.

    • @MutualAidWorks
      @MutualAidWorks Před 7 lety +9

      No problemo. It's not all bad. I'm with like-minded people now and am happy.

    • @TheHH14
      @TheHH14 Před 7 lety +3

      Anna Key I am an Athiest from Bahrain (Middle East) and I've never met or talked to another Athiest.. So thank you for sharing your story!

    • @bruceinmyheart
      @bruceinmyheart Před 7 lety +2

      Very informative and honest. Glad you got out.

    • @Anthony-jp2zm
      @Anthony-jp2zm Před 7 lety +3

      I'm in awe of your comment; it made my day. You're a very strong person, and I would be humbled in your presence. I can't say I would survive that kind of brainwashing if I lived in a family like that. My father and I no longer speak because I rejected Christianity. He, too, attempted to convert me many times..strange church events out in the middle of nowhere..all these people with fake smiles on like eerie robots..punishment for disagreeing, and the list continues. I feel great having liberated myself. I'm happy for you as well. It's like breathing again. True freedom of the mind and soul.

  • @rb2321
    @rb2321 Před 3 lety +39

    This documentary helped me come to terms with being an atheist ! I felt so alone in my lack of belief and this movie made me realize IM NOT ALONE..... AND IM RIGHT ! Ha

    • @peaceful_warrior7627
      @peaceful_warrior7627 Před rokem +1

      Right about what? 🤔

    • @ddoppster
      @ddoppster Před rokem +3

      @@peaceful_warrior7627 what isn't real or true. What is true, is hard to prove and defend, but nonsense is rather easy to expose, and modern religion is full of it.

    • @johnbancheri3565
      @johnbancheri3565 Před rokem +1

      I’m with you

    • @peaceful_warrior7627
      @peaceful_warrior7627 Před rokem

      @@ddoppster Oh really? Disprove Islam then.

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@peaceful_warrior7627 lol ok I will. The sun doesn't set in a muddy spring like the Quran says, and it claims we can't enter the heavens above the sky yet humans have been on the moon and are currently in orbit around earth like on the ISS.
      Therefore Islam isn't true, just like Christianity which also makes similar claims like there being a magical firmament that separates the waters above from below, yet there's no ocean up in space.

  • @stucazzo2000
    @stucazzo2000 Před 6 lety +31

    "This is the Stone of God!" Dude is clearly frustrated by logic and reason.

  • @anastasia-wj2bv
    @anastasia-wj2bv Před 7 lety +120

    The best part of this movie is when he's talking to the Muslims about hating women and they say oh no we love women they even have their own corner over there xD

    • @michaellombard3524
      @michaellombard3524 Před 6 lety +9

      lol mine too "Ehh we allow women.....they have a special corner..."

    • @lancelotray
      @lancelotray Před 3 lety +7

      thats some family guy shit... lmao

  • @kelev48
    @kelev48 Před 7 lety +13

    I went to that "museum" omg it was so entertaining I could hardly contain my laughter. While everybody was reading the plaques I was amused how everybody was taking it so serious. The first thing you see walking in is a dinosaur next to a mannequin, priceless!

  • @8azile8
    @8azile8 Před 10 lety +24

    My wow factor at the creation museum would be, "Wow, that's really fucking stupid. I hope this is a joke..."

  • @Oni_Dino
    @Oni_Dino Před 11 lety +4

    I wish you would have included that priest he spoke with outside in Italy, because every moment with him was gold and hilarity.

  • @nathanielberry4965
    @nathanielberry4965 Před 8 lety +37

    "I'm gonna go in the rapture and I'm gonna come back on a white horse"

    • @zacharysiple783
      @zacharysiple783 Před 5 lety +1

      I'm a Christian and I found that funny too!

    • @user-pd6ij7jm3b
      @user-pd6ij7jm3b Před 4 lety +2

      Ah don’t we all love fantasies lol

    • @sethy_nec253
      @sethy_nec253 Před 2 lety

      *IF YOU WANT II RIDE….DON’T RIDE THE WHITE HORSE!*

  • @RubbelisPro
    @RubbelisPro Před 10 lety +142

    AHAHAH AN AIRPLANE FLIES OVER THE HANGING OF JESUS.. HOW PERFECT. OMFG.

    • @myrmidon0312
      @myrmidon0312 Před 6 lety +4

      God couldn't have timed it better :-)

    • @davidmontanez6068
      @davidmontanez6068 Před 5 lety

      I'm not sure why everybody is making a big deal out of the plane. I mean I get it but it's not that jaw dropping.

    • @lordbucketheadpolling5824
      @lordbucketheadpolling5824 Před 5 lety +2

      @David Montanez it’s not really jaw dropping I agree just ironic, showing the capability of man

  • @fjalls
    @fjalls Před 6 lety +61

    This is pure comedy even after 6 years

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 Před 2 lety

      Been a decade, still hilarious. And needs to be watched by many right now probably more than ever.

    • @fjalls
      @fjalls Před 2 lety +1

      @@LisaAnn777 Yeah, I had forgotten about this video but now I laughed again.

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@fjallsnow it's been another two years, time to laugh again!

  • @187GodKiller
    @187GodKiller Před 10 lety +44

    You know I laughed at this but then I stopped with a thought, these people really believe this absolute nonsense, and then a sobering thought came over even that, these people HAVE INFLUENCE over other people!

    • @xaenon
      @xaenon Před 10 lety +6

      "these people really believe this absolute nonsense, and then a sobering thought came over even that, these people HAVE INFLUENCE over other people!" Welcome to MY recurring full-bore, wake-the-fuck-up-shrieking-and-drenched-in-sweat nightmare, Michael. That thought TERRIFIES me.

    • @chrisjohnson4738
      @chrisjohnson4738 Před 9 lety

      xaenon You sound exactly how I imagine Hitler sounded like in his late 20's.

    • @chrisjohnson4738
      @chrisjohnson4738 Před 9 lety

      xaenon Yes, let's continue to promote education and science please. Let's just tone down the fear a little.

    • @xaenon
      @xaenon Před 9 lety +2

      Chris Johnson There's a damned good REASON there is supposed to be separation of church and state. History is just FULL of some pretty grim examples of what happens when there isn't. I don't want religion to be the basis of political decisions, PERIOD.

  • @alexandermercer5363
    @alexandermercer5363 Před 8 lety +3

    The way Bill looks at Ken, I bet he's thinking "Oh... you imbecile..."

  • @mikewiitala9462
    @mikewiitala9462 Před 10 lety +187

    4:48 Religion gave us a dead hippy on a stick. Science gave us air travel.

    • @ShadowWalker1971
      @ShadowWalker1971 Před 6 lety +5

      @mike wiitala: "4:48 Religion gave us a dead hippy on a stick. Science gave us air travel."
      *AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one!*

    • @whereisthehook
      @whereisthehook Před 6 lety +2

      mike wiitala Jesus gave us "Love your enemy" "Treat others as you would have them treat you". Could air travel have been possible without Christian morals?

    • @humanbn1057
      @humanbn1057 Před 6 lety +12

      Dan, those concepts existed long before Jesus showed up.

    • @whereisthehook
      @whereisthehook Před 6 lety

      Aaron Agnew No sir.

    • @humanbn1057
      @humanbn1057 Před 6 lety +10

      So, before Jesus, humans every where had no concept of being kind to each other? Humans had no empathy?

  • @bunnyfish714
    @bunnyfish714 Před 12 lety +5

    "You don't have to pass a IQ test to be in the senate" the best line,and so true

  • @PNL_King
    @PNL_King Před 4 lety +5

    That senator just outed himself and every other congressman in the universe. I guess what the Senate does on a daily basis simply is not rocket science...

  • @Harrysound
    @Harrysound Před 10 lety +10

    This documentary say EVERYTHING in exactly the way I want to say it about religion

  • @HotshotGTar
    @HotshotGTar Před 9 lety +76

    If Islam possesses one of the "Stones of God" that means God is missing a Stone !

    • @IFoundGodInEminem
      @IFoundGodInEminem Před 8 lety +8

      +HotshotGTar Holy frack I think you've stumbled upon the real reason why God keeps punishing us! IF you're going to start a religion based on this revelation, ping me I'd love a nice high priest position.

    • @HotshotGTar
      @HotshotGTar Před 8 lety +1

      Aditya Nayak I've passed my expiry date for priesthood ; maybe we can congregate in the next life............

    • @SanDeezyBreezy61986
      @SanDeezyBreezy61986 Před 6 lety +3

      HotshotGTar it’s like one of the missing Sankara stones. Kali Maaaaaa!

    • @myrmidon0312
      @myrmidon0312 Před 6 lety +2

      He divided it up, and placed it in the heads of the holy, to replace the empty space that followed their religiously-induced lobotomies.

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 Před 5 lety +1

      The funny thing is the black stone is a reminiscence of the pre-Islamic Arabic religions of worshipping things in nature and should be considered as quite un-Islamic but ok.

  • @meganpayne2883
    @meganpayne2883 Před 3 lety +6

    Literally the #1 best documentary of all time that I have seen hands down. So informative, mind-blown, true investigative skills that give a profound insight on religion and that age old question "Does God exist"?

    • @gavinvalentino6002
      @gavinvalentino6002 Před 2 lety

      Using the trendyterm "literally" gives your words as much credibility as those of a pastor.

  • @mikescott7464
    @mikescott7464 Před 10 lety +146

    Religious people are funny.

    • @martinko40
      @martinko40 Před 10 lety +41

      funny but dangerous

    • @martinko40
      @martinko40 Před 10 lety +3

      DavyTheEntertainer are you telling me, that in the name of Jesus we have to forgive fundamentalist who carry suicide bombings in Allah's name ??

    • @DavyTheEntertainer
      @DavyTheEntertainer Před 10 lety

      spaciousky That's the general Christian exhortation. Forgiveness, however, does not constitute approval...or being a proverbial doormat. In Christian theology, the individual to whom the offence is done will still be hurt...grievously, but it takes great courage to let go of the hate and put in its place the love of God.
      I still would be angry as hell at the terrorists. But others may perform the superhuman act of forgiveness. 'Tis said the act of forgiveness, rather than being weakness, is strength; a way that few will undertake.

    • @cronbtc5680
      @cronbtc5680 Před 9 lety

      Chris Seals The difference between islam and christianity, is that islam doesn't lie about being violent. More people have died in the name of this guy jesus and god than in the name of allah.

    • @ssmith918
      @ssmith918 Před 9 lety +4

      Luis Aguilar Doesn't matter. all religion is man made..........

  • @MisterMcKinney
    @MisterMcKinney Před 13 lety +2

    The plane flying of the crucifixion reenactment was gold.

  • @darrenwells3642
    @darrenwells3642 Před rokem +1

    The airplane traveling in the sky above the crucifixion re-enactment made me LOL

  • @AltoAtik
    @AltoAtik Před 9 lety +12

    0:36 that guys reaction after he realized what he said lmfao

  • @slysampss
    @slysampss Před 12 lety +3

    The expression of realization added to the comedy. Brilliant.

  • @sayrith
    @sayrith Před 12 lety +2

    "im going to rapture and Im coming back on a white horse" that clip has been repeated so many times, its ingrained in my skull.

  • @chinezeFURY
    @chinezeFURY Před 10 lety +39

    Can I also have a white horse?

  • @MARCO_BMR
    @MARCO_BMR Před 10 lety +14

    Bill Maher is the greatest ^^
    Such a great documentary :)

  • @soupy4099
    @soupy4099 Před 10 lety +9

    Thomas Jefferson has been my favorite president fora long time. Every time i find out something else about him it just strengthens that view.

  • @robertfey1282
    @robertfey1282 Před 9 lety +22

    The saddle on the dinosaur will stick with me for life lmfao

    • @whereisthehook
      @whereisthehook Před 6 lety +1

      Can you explain piles of dinosaur bones collected in bone pits? They have been found more than once.

    • @midorimashintaro2092
      @midorimashintaro2092 Před rokem

      ​@@whereisthehook 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bobgreen1236
    @bobgreen1236 Před 3 lety +2

    I saw lots of people look at Bill, just speechless, in this film....the only time I saw BILL with that look was when the dude said, "You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the senate"......

  • @ayr698
    @ayr698 Před 12 lety +6

    I love Bill's smile after this, I had the same reaction - it's so stupid all you can do is smile

  • @soccablau9203
    @soccablau9203 Před 9 lety +24

    0:38 (silence)..... "Wtf did I just say?"

  • @Rodrigo-bv7uv
    @Rodrigo-bv7uv Před 6 lety +10

    People are frighteningly crazy.

    • @wholeNwon
      @wholeNwon Před 6 lety +1

      And they vote. Wonder how many of them are registered Democrats.

  • @NFL294
    @NFL294 Před 9 lety +19

    This movie is so good

  • @simplyeleza
    @simplyeleza Před 4 lety +2

    I love this dodocumentary. Wished full video was on CZcams

  • @lvega5606
    @lvega5606 Před 8 lety +31

    Ma ta dee sholo mokolo badada. Ta de dum kolo masholo madada. Ka te te tum. I love you.

    • @Salamander6969
      @Salamander6969 Před 5 lety

      Absolute gibberish, caused by mental injury from having too much "faith". Or... he's just scamming his audience...

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Salamander6969 No no, he was obviously speaking in tongues, that's a thing duncha'know?

    • @rogersutton1768
      @rogersutton1768 Před 5 lety

      Scipio Africanus Ah yes, my total lack of faith was to blame there 😳

  • @emmaj1384
    @emmaj1384 Před 10 lety +17

    I mean... You know, if it makes you happy, believe what you want to believe, but don't push it on other people.

    • @DavyTheEntertainer
      @DavyTheEntertainer Před 10 lety +1

      Interesting that you bring this up.
      All right, let's conduct a thought experiment.
      Abraham Lincoln (along with the anti-slavery abolitionists) believes in his heart that the peculiar institution of slavery is morally wrong. Likewise,Martin Luther King, Jr. (along with the participants of the Civil Rights movement) believe that institutionalized racism is morally wrong. They both say, "I believe it because it makes me fell good about myself. But I don't want to push that belief on other people."
      If this was the attitude that Abe Lincoln and MLK took on their beliefs, it's far from likely that slavery and racism would be uprooted from American society. When it came to these two evils, they could not just stand by and let slavery and racism destroy the fabric of America. They had to act, which meant pushing their beliefs of the person's human dignity on the society because those institutions of evil were dehumanizing to human beings.
      If people like Abe Lincoln and MLK and others who simply believed what they wanted to believe, but did not put it into practice, then we can forget about equal human rights under the law and the dignity of the human person.

    • @FruityHachi
      @FruityHachi Před 9 lety +2

      DavyTheEntertainer abe and MLK needed to "push their beliefs" because slavery and racism interferes with other people´s rights. but if someone were to just hold racist views but would not act on them - meaning, would not beat or kill blacks and other minorities, but only like maybe avoid contact with them, than it´s different. same with religion. if someone just believes in god, but would not want to kill people or make hate protests for disagreeing with religion, than i don´t see much problem.

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian Před 8 lety +1

      +Emma J Noone's pushing it on anyone else. Atleast not significantly. And same can be said for atjeists.

    • @wholeNwon
      @wholeNwon Před 6 lety

      Don't take it to the polls with you.

    • @rogerthornhill1491
      @rogerthornhill1491 Před 3 lety

      @@DavyTheEntertainer WTF Has this got to do with religious belief?

  • @destinbogart3874
    @destinbogart3874 Před 8 lety +2

    I like how all of the dinosaurs at the creation museum look like they walked out of the 1980s

  • @rb2321
    @rb2321 Před 3 lety +2

    We need part #2

  • @Alekay227
    @Alekay227 Před 9 lety +5

    I'm gonna go into the rapture and come back in a straightjacket! :D

  • @SwedishAlicorn
    @SwedishAlicorn Před 10 lety +2

    During the senator's scene at the beginning, their faces are priceless. Maher looks like he's stuck with a madman, and the senator gives this hilarious look of dread.

  • @RafeeqManalody
    @RafeeqManalody Před 5 lety +2

    Bill, please make a second part!!!

  • @OneManProduct
    @OneManProduct Před 10 lety +13

    How I just love this documentary. It´s soo true and soo fucking entertaining!

  • @adamhonestyanddecency5054

    "...go around their intellect."- Why?

  • @seanwhitehall4652
    @seanwhitehall4652 Před 7 lety +4

    "Are you god?" "....no"
    Missed opportunity Bill:
    "YES, and you can't prove than I'm not"

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua Před 3 lety

      No, I'm not doing to do a miracle to prove it to you. You have to take my claim that I am God on _faith!_ 🤣

  • @lucerogal
    @lucerogal Před 10 lety +1

    Like that baby T-Rex isn't looking at that kid thinking, wow there's my lunch.

  • @audreymaria117
    @audreymaria117 Před 8 lety +16

    Brilliant. Love this doc so much.

  • @aamiller90
    @aamiller90 Před 10 lety +31

    Bill, when someone asks if you are a God, you say YES!! (Ghostbusters)

  • @Edelweiss91
    @Edelweiss91 Před 12 lety +1

    Worshiping to a meteor. This is the pinnacle of human achievement, folks

  • @dogmahacker8278
    @dogmahacker8278 Před 10 lety +4

    The expressions at 0:33 are too funny!

  • @khalex9861
    @khalex9861 Před 8 lety +9

    You don't have to pass IQ test to be Senator.... then that pokerfaces :D

  • @christianvennemann9008
    @christianvennemann9008 Před 9 lety +18

    Unfortunately, I live 20 minutes away from the Creation Museum. Be glad, if you don't live near it and have to see dumb ads for it. Although there aren't many fundies in Northern Kentucky, the few who live in this area are extremely annoying and rather cult-like.

    • @OhTezii
      @OhTezii Před 8 lety +3

      I would go in there and tape tape my biology homework on the walls

    • @lvega5606
      @lvega5606 Před 8 lety +1

      +Tezii or bring in some photographs of neanderthals and other close relatives to humans.

    • @ourlordpapajohn4370
      @ourlordpapajohn4370 Před 8 lety +1

      +C. Venom I wanna take a picture riding the dinosaur.

    • @TheAmericanNomad352
      @TheAmericanNomad352 Před 7 lety

      I live close to holy land and see alot of crazy shit they have one free day and some legit mulisms from the gaza strip and dumb family's and people that are just curious about the place i am quite suprised the mulisms didn't try to blow it up yet

  • @thebreedinghousewife8818
    @thebreedinghousewife8818 Před 6 lety +1

    I’m pretty sure the 120 dislikes are religulous people who for some reason were watching a video that’s against their religion

  • @BlackBNimble
    @BlackBNimble Před 13 lety

    ThE GUY PRETENDING THAT HE WAS TALKING IN TONGUES WAS PRICELESS!!

  • @Abr022575
    @Abr022575 Před 8 lety +19

    This movie is hilarious. And I'm a Catholic

    • @sampeacaml9307
      @sampeacaml9307 Před 8 lety +3

      What do you mean by that, exactly?

    • @Abr022575
      @Abr022575 Před 8 lety +4

      Idk. Its funny. Theres a lot of nuttiness in religion.

    • @sampeacaml9307
      @sampeacaml9307 Před 8 lety +2

      So, if you believe in God, you're an complete idiot?

    • @Abr022575
      @Abr022575 Před 8 lety +5

      No. But I would say for instance the guy in this movie who claims to be Christ is quite the idiot

    • @sampeacaml9307
      @sampeacaml9307 Před 8 lety +3

      Dale Chawkins Yeah, maybe.

  • @Spuck1983
    @Spuck1983 Před rokem +3

    "We dont push our beliefs on people, but..."
    So yep...kids are not people.

  • @dmc6262
    @dmc6262 Před 9 měsíci

    4:52 that plane flying above is the greatest camera pan ever.

  • @RH-xs8gz
    @RH-xs8gz Před 5 lety +1

    When that idiot was "speaking in tongues", I laughed so hard, I spit out my sacramental wine!

  • @CDNslicker09
    @CDNslicker09 Před rokem +2

    -"but now that we know what meteors are, don't you think--"
    -"Bitch! This is the stone of God!"

  • @rodgerbrown2430
    @rodgerbrown2430 Před 2 lety +3

    Hell, ironically, the Catholic priest made more sense than anyone else on this.🙄

  • @rmeier66
    @rmeier66 Před 4 lety +1

    Stellar underrated work of science.

  • @wilm210
    @wilm210 Před 12 lety +1

    oh man, I NEED TO GET THIS ON DVD!!!

  • @robertpolanco1973
    @robertpolanco1973 Před 6 lety +4

    Personally, I am very impressed with Bill Maher's provocative documentary, "Religulous." It helped me to understand what the reality of organized religion has been about. Furthermore, I take serious pride in being an ATHEIST as well.

  • @TerryUniGeezerPeterson
    @TerryUniGeezerPeterson Před 4 lety +3

    This is some scary shit.

  • @robertberger3475
    @robertberger3475 Před 10 lety

    "You don't have to pass an intelligence test to be a senator ". LOL !!!!

  • @ppatrick1a1
    @ppatrick1a1 Před 12 lety

    I think you can find full versions of both here on CZcams

  • @sanjaykhaleed1141
    @sanjaykhaleed1141 Před 10 lety +7

    ♥ *The ultimate TRUTH* ♥
    _TRUTHCONTESTCOM_

  • @ronaldmiller156
    @ronaldmiller156 Před 6 lety +10

    You can't pass IQ tests?

    • @wholeNwon
      @wholeNwon Před 6 lety

      Doesn't that add to the point?

  • @GetMeThere1
    @GetMeThere1 Před 9 lety +1

    The woman saying she's "gonna go out on the rapture, and come back on a white horse" looks SO MUCH like Ellen Burstyn in the throes of speed-induced psychosis in the movie Requiem for a Dream.

  • @crabbieappleton
    @crabbieappleton Před 12 lety +2

    4:20 That Priest (and the odd skimming through Aquinas) makes me oddly proud of having been raised a Catholic. Doesn't make up for all the bunk, hatred of sex and women, and child rape, but at least there's a faint trace of real intellectual tradition in that religion (the odd Galileo aside).
    Dawkins interviews him, too. It's a great conversation.

  • @MrLumbee1971
    @MrLumbee1971 Před 10 lety +3

    wow lol

  • @straitwhitemale7400
    @straitwhitemale7400 Před 9 lety +20

    I'm so ashamed to be an American when I realize how religious this country is. 😞

    • @robertpreston2220
      @robertpreston2220 Před 6 lety +2

      I know right! Other places do laugh at us all the time too because of this very thing

    • @marzsit9833
      @marzsit9833 Před 6 lety +3

      religion is something stupid people use to feel smart. like the idiot coal miners... all of them are m'urican cristchinz so if you ask them how the coal ended up in the ground in the first place, they'll all say the same shit: 'god put da coe in da ground fer us to use'

    • @od2574
      @od2574 Před 5 lety

      At least you guys have christianity in USA we have to deal with islam here in Europe nowdays

  • @davidmarzolino7159
    @davidmarzolino7159 Před 7 lety +2

    I'm an Atheist, and it I must say it was refreshing to hear the priest at 4:05 speak some truth.

    • @wholeNwon
      @wholeNwon Před 6 lety +1

      Then he ate god's REAL flesh and drank his REAL blood.

  • @grahamyodude
    @grahamyodude Před 7 lety +1

    I think we should have mandatory IQ tests to be in the senate

  • @MrEMann
    @MrEMann Před 9 lety +3

    I think I just threw up a little.... How embarrassing to share DNA with those people.

  • @ericbartol
    @ericbartol Před 8 lety +14

    time at church would be time better spent helping a neighbor weed his yard.

    • @ericbartol
      @ericbartol Před 8 lety

      LOL, you got it!

    • @pianoboy1097
      @pianoboy1097 Před 8 lety

      Even better, smoking weed with a neighbor in his yard.

    • @ericbartol
      @ericbartol Před 8 lety

      Aaron Glenn
      best solution ever! :-D

    • @pianoboy1097
      @pianoboy1097 Před 8 lety +2

      +Dead Parroting you know it! Especially being a bill maher movie ;)

    • @wholeNwon
      @wholeNwon Před 6 lety +1

      Yup. That would qualify as charity, the greatest virtue.

  • @leroylang2453
    @leroylang2453 Před 7 lety

    Half of the people in that audience are laughing when that guy is speaking in tongues.

  • @hank6887
    @hank6887 Před 7 lety

    The plane flying over head got me lol

  • @brettgustin9471
    @brettgustin9471 Před 2 lety +3

    Lots of delusional people out there

  • @danthadon87
    @danthadon87 Před 9 lety +13

    Religious people are known to have the schizotypal personality disorder which is a mild version of schizophrenia. Stanford University professor Robert Sapolsky has a good lecture on it.

  • @blainemartin1397
    @blainemartin1397 Před rokem

    Watching and hearing these people Bill interviewed …. Made my IQ level drop a few points! God bless you Bill, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  • @Forastero011
    @Forastero011 Před 11 lety +1

    Senator: "You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the senate though. heh heh."
    LMAO!

  • @daydreamer1475
    @daydreamer1475 Před 10 lety +9

    Thumbs up if want a White Horse too!
    :D

    • @wholeNwon
      @wholeNwon Před 6 lety

      I already have a penis, thank you.

  • @KetchupLocal
    @KetchupLocal Před 9 lety +5

    I knew once an old granny who didn't sleep well at night because she waited for Jesus coming as a thief at night to rapture his people. Christians sometimes, or all the time don't make sense, I just hope that granny flies up in a white horse.

  • @Didymusification
    @Didymusification Před 12 lety

    I like how the senator laughed about the IQ test and then had a blank look on his face afterwards realizing he just insulted himself.

  • @rodgerbrown2430
    @rodgerbrown2430 Před 2 lety +1

    Omg! That's sooo religulously funny 🤣.

  • @ShadowZZZ
    @ShadowZZZ Před 6 lety +5

    "The stars died billions of years ago to literally form you and everything around so forget about jesus" -Lawrence Krauss

  • @ImortalZeus13
    @ImortalZeus13 Před 11 lety

    asking "are you god?" is like asking "are you micheal jackson that came back from the dead?"

  • @Kosh800
    @Kosh800 Před 12 lety

    3:20 LMAO!! The look on that dudes face! "Ohhhhhhh shit, they just got that on camera ..."

  • @keithpodhradsky1314
    @keithpodhradsky1314 Před 7 měsíci

    You don't have to pass an IQ test to breathe air in an Arkansas trailer park, either.