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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 8. 12. 2021
- My rough take on every doctor's office visit ever. This is also not medical advice I should probably mention đ
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"Where's your wife?" Got me đđđ
đHey never question him when heâs at the doctorâs office.
Same, lol
@@landokalriz I was drinking water and I split it out when I heard that đ€Łđ€Ł
@@landokalriz ikr
Reply 5
Iâm glad UK doctors arenât like this, they just feel you up sometimes and then diagnose you with some shit you didnât even know existed
đsounds like a better experience than this sign me up!
"feel you up sometimes" . . . đłđ
@@SilveeYT ikrrrr take me to the UK đ©
@@kleo.eternal yuh đ©
I regret moving to America.Staying with my parents in UK was much better
Me "I wonder if Lando is American or canadian"
Lando "your copay is $400"
Me "ah, question answered!"
If he was Canadian theyâd just put it in hIs taxes and call it free healthcare
Canadian if the doc recs euthanasia.
@@dansmith1661 Is that an automatic thing? Like "You have the common cold. Now you could take this cold medication and sleep it off for 2 days, or... *Suddenly pulls out needle filled with Euthanasia*.
American. If he was Canadian, the doctor would have taken 6 months and suggest Eutanasia.
â@@RicardoSantos-oz3ujbruh that's not what he's talking about, it's the fact that he has to pay for it that makes him americain, since you don't get a hospital bill in Canada, the hospital's payment comes from your taxes.
Doctor had him waiting so long, he starts questioning if he left the stove on or something. đ
Well now Iâm gonna go to the doctor laugh out loud randomly because of the great vid.
đThank youuu
"no hard feelings, just kidding F### you" got me
Once got moved through three different doctors to see about my knee, only for the last doctor to be like "you came to see me for this?" as if it was my idea and I'm the medical expert.
They're stamping out doctors like cookies and they're just affluent kids who are very insecure and what their career status symbol so they can show the world 'they're OK'...and well paid. And they want to 'help people'.
The doctor will be with you in three hours đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
When I went to the eye doctor (forgot what he's called) I literally waited 6 hours just to hear him say "welp, you can't see, you need glasses). Thanks a lot
@@cezarsoba opthalmologist
@@mirzaahmed6589 thanks, I had Alzheimer's
That part about paperwork & waiting hours past the appointment time is generally accurate for me lol. My last appointment they expected me to fill out at least 8 pages of paperwork in like 10-15 mins & in previous appointments i had to sit there hours past the appointment time... but if i have my phone & somewhere to charge the phone when its dying i dont really care how long it takes cause i rarely go to the doctor anyway đ€Ł
One time, a while ago, my dad and I had an appointment. I was to get checked by the doctor and get blood work on the same day. Luckily the blood work didn't have a time limit, just within the week. We waited and I whispered to him that if the doctor didn't show up before the start of the next hour, we just give up and get my blood done. Sure enough, next hour came and no doctor. We got my blood work and left since it was early morning and I was hungry and slightly dizzy after having my blood drawn. Dad mentioned that he saw the doctor all confused looking for us as we walked out
â@@zioptis40 jesus.. lol
@@JRBowling1997 Yeah, we went to mcdonalds after since I had a lot of blood work needed that day. They were testing me for like 6 different things to explain why I sometimes get dizzy and feel pain for no reason
@@zioptis40 that's not good... are you doing better now?
@@JRBowling1997 this was a while ago so better
400 dollars ? They must have been running a discount that day !
That's what I was thinking đ€
I can't wrap my head around the idea a doctor's appointment can cost above $50. In my country, the most pricey, private hospital doctor with a degree from an elite-tier foreign university charges $20 max.
â@Meowtron Star I've never been to a doctor for less than $200 and $400 is pretty normal where I live. That's with insurance and covers no medications or anything. This is why Americans frequently just don't go to doctors even if they know something is severely wrong with them.
@@MeowtronStarown here in florida and other parts of america, our motto is âgive us your walletâ
Reply 5
âIâll just prescribe you pain pills and muscle relaxersâ had me dying đ was just in the hospital 2 weeks ago and thatâs exactly what they gave me
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How ya feeling now?
"Don't die on me now, just kidding. I don't care." I died here
bro this man is legit hilarious, the ending got me
keep making videos like this
As a disease, I can confirm this is what doctors really think
As a doctor i can confirm i know nothing about you nor the medicine that works on you.
As a disease rights activst, I can confirm doctors suck.
1:45 bestâŠâWTF BRO?!ââŠfaceâŠ.ever đđ
"Pen that barely work" got međđ
What questions is he gonna answer he didn't even diagnose him right đ€Łđ€Ł
"the fuck is that" got me
This deserves more views
Thank youđđŒđđŒ
â excellent I am looking forward to sit in your oversized chair that makes me feel like a toddlerâ
Lmao thatâs the hardest I laughed in a while. đ€Ł Thank you lolđâ€ïž
A pen that barely works is sooo true, I mean this happens at literally all the clinics, after a certain time I got pretty sure that the staff has one pen that's solely for the purpose of customer use and they always forget to refill it or replace it
as someone who just broke my hand i can confirm this. i went at like 6pm and got out at like midnight i was just sitting there in pain untill 11:30 and they got it done in 20m and was just angry cause if they took 20m to do that 6h earlier it would have been a lot better night
"Did I leave the stove on?" đđđ
1:53 âno hard feelings? just kidding! f**k you!â đđđđ
Dude you funny as always. I wish I had money to promote your video. The algorithm in here and tiktok are not doing you much favor. Keep these videos coming, you got the skills, now it is just a waiting game for your video to spread around.
Dang man that means a lot thanks! Itâs a big waiting game for sure, just gotta pray to the algorithm Gods, lol.
His stuff always comes up on my feed
This aged WELL
Bro waiting for the doctors in the room is so relatable they either be eating or talking with other doctors đ
Honestly true, doctors are collage students trying to figure out how and what is wrong with you. They don't know most cases and guess by testing, results, and fact of the human body. Nothing more than guessing based on science.
Nah they donât even tell you how long your just seating there wondering and like 10 minutes later of waiting your phone dies and your board
The guy in the mask being a loser is so accurate đ€Ł
Thank you for making me stressed every day.
âWhatever fuck youâ đ
"Wehere is your wife ?" Got meon the ground
He deserves an oscar đđđđđđđ for thatđđđ
I was on the docs room at my local clinic for 2hrs. I was thinking what if they forgot that I'm here.
This manz funny meter is over 9000
0:16 this is exactly what I will say to the next doctor that gives me attitude đ
lol so true not where I live but I mean it awkward waiting in the waiting room for a long time at least my doctor is very good and nice
Giving me pain meds and muscle relaxers always makes me a satisfied customer.
Me too. But it pisses my room mate off something fierce. Yet she can just get high as a kite on whatever and yeah. I love her but god damn it.
dam i just got a doctor ad before this video
this guy is awesome
In Europe we have 0-Euro notes.
We use them to pay our medical bills
Those 0-Euro notes then turn into 1000-Euro notes to pay for the insane amount of taxes "free" healthcare costs.
@@2hotflavored666 Europeans still pay less than muricans on healthcare after taxes
Guess it helps to live in a 1st world country
@@m136dalie And yet European healthcare is much less advanced, with Europeans travelling to the US to get better healthcare. And most crucially of all: the European waiting times are insane, 12 month waiting times are common for live saving procedures that need to be done in 3 months. No wonder American health is sought after, no waiting times at all.
@@2hotflavored666 people always bring up wait times yet I have literally never seen a source other then well one time my second cousins best friend who lived in the UK for a year once had to wait an hour to get his toe checked out after he stubbed it so if you could provide an actual source on the wait times that would be helpful. Also as for the âmore advancedâ thing yes the US has a handful of very impressive and unbelievably expensive research hospitals but quite frankly you and I are never going to be able to afford to go there for the regular person the quality of care is going to be incredibly similar. As for cost well the US government in 2019 spent 1.2 trillion dollars on healthcare thats $3621 per person if you divide 1.2 trillion dollars by the population of the US and thatâs not including what you pay in private insurance
@@jameson1239 Ok, outlier.
Doctor Mike has to react to this
The funniest ending would be him exiting a small doctors room in an ikea store and then asking someone where the exit is
i broke down laughing
You know you are a genius because of the way all your "f*ck"ing & "f*ck"you work with the censors!!! XDDD
Man woke up and choose violence đ
Fun fact: If you had HIV, you wouldn't know for approximately 6 months because that's how long it can take for symptoms to show up even though you have it. And if it's progressed to AIDS, well... I hope you like popping pills all day everyday.
Could get diagnosed within a month with pcr and symptoms won't show till years not months
Inaccurate. They always ask YOU what's the problem and never check the paper work you filled out.
ayo just found you and wtf this view count WAAAAY too low for the quality content we getting keep it up king đ
You forgot the doctor signature that you can't read
âNo hard feelings, just kidding fuck youâ đ€Łđ
ur the best bro đ€
Bro i just love your vids i just found your channel and i am sure it will grow
THAT GUY IS STILL WAITING đđđ
The whole waiting 4 hours thing is relatable, but then they come in and say âOh yeah! Itâs just allergiesâ Then I figure out I have Corona or the swine flu or something serious, like? â ïž
I gotta admit dude, your fukin funny.
i entered the clinic at 8, waited until 12 to get checked up, i left at 1 with two gigantic needles coming out of my wrists, i had to sleep with them on. the needles didn't inject or take anything from me, and no one told me what they were for. i wasn't even sick, i was just in pain, so why did i need to have two god damn needles coming out of me
The doctor will be wit u in 3 hours
Yeah basically. "I don't know how to fix it, you'll have to see a specialist. That'll be 3+ hours of your work pay as a copayment, thanks."
This is too accurate
"wheres ur mask"... "wheres ur wife" đđ
You missed the part where the doctor suggests you drink 200 gallons of water per day
From a medical field perspective, a patient's encounter is much more than just the appointment alone. The doctor must review the patient's record beforehand and follow up on lab/imaging results afterward, which takes a long time because every family doctor has so many patients. You can't get your diagnosis right after the appointment because most diagnoses require confirmation results from imaging and labs, i.e., a cough can be a variety of things from the common cold to pneumonia to heart failure. I get patients are frustrated but understand there is a lot going on in the background.
and most just go over 20-30 standard questions go and enter it into a computer and recommend the drug of the week for the patients selected illnesses
did i leave the stove onđđ
Ya know....I used to get upset at the attitudes I saw a the doctors. I get it now.
*Looks at an ambulance and without even riding in one at all*
thatâll be 300$
What the fu-
*throws medical bill at you*
I had to go to an urgent care once because my arm was swelling up and we didn't know why and the nurse that was checking on me before the doctor came in said "you should probably google what it could be".
That's what the doctors do too man. That's why they ask what you'll be seeing them for when you make an appointment over the phone. The receptionist transmits the info to the doctor so they can research the issue before you arrive. Their years of medical expertise simply aids in determining the most likely cause. But they don't know everything off the top of their head.
source: I used to work for a cardiologist
studying to become doctor, now i know what to do lol
Where's your wife lol... Hahahah đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł. So true. Why is it that we reach doctor office before designated time but they are always late. Not like ten minutes or half an hour late but always catastrophically late
The wait isn't just the US.I live in Canada and have to see an opthamalogist every 6 months. Two hours in the waiting room followed by 45 minutes in the examination room before he comes in. Every single time. Then I sit there for 15 minutes while he looks at my charts and grunts.
At least you don't have to take a second mortgage on your house to see them
My favorite thing about you is that your name is Lando. đ
Accurate, except more like $5000.
Feels more like 190382
Coming from years of personal experience, all of this is unfortunately accurate đ
and then the medical "experts" woder why so many americans go to other countries for medical treatments.. I went to a ankle and foot orthopedic specialist waited for 3 hourts for the doctor to just chec my xrays and only check my foot for 2 minutes and recomend physical therapy.. which it did not help so I just waisted 700 dollars becuase I was self pay.. and I specifacally asked her if she could give me an mri or ultrasound to see if I have ligament or caritlage damage... doctors in the USA are utter trash.. and so are the insurance companies
In many if not most cases, the insurance companies are the REAL clients NOT the actual patients. No human in their right mind would pay out of pocket for how doctors behave towards patients. Its wild... truly.
@@pennyzee5975 yeah but I have no choice.. I am thinking of going to Mexico to a good and profesional orthopedic in Tijuana that a lot of ufc and atheletes go to. they to orthopedic and prp and stemcell therapy.. american health industrie is a scam and everyone here knows it.. but no one does anything about it.. clown world we live in
Sadly this doctor side is so true.
Well at least he didnât have to wait 6 months like in Canada.
i know its comedy and all but jokes aside i really do think doctors are like that, i have a gut problem that 16 difrent doctors still cant diagnose me and make me take meds and do a crap ton of tests and still not even close to knowing what is up like they don't care, every single one of them tell me its maybe from your diet but most likely its from stress. on my last gastro i visited i beged for the life of me to help me becouse im unable to work with my condition and life gets harder and harder an im running out of money for more tests, pills and visits.. im praying to god this doctor im going to now will find a way to help me..
Well, that was depressing...
passive aggresive
This is just Australian doctors
You know this is inaccurate as the doctor was in the room for way too long.
i feel so bad for the guy in the mask â ïž
It could be aids or a common cold đđ
We need a follow up where all the doctor say its because you are fat. Not fixing anything, or actually trying to diagnose anything. They just assume its because your fat.
The chairs are big probably because doctors are more likely to have, ahem, BIG patients.
Anyways, I get the frustrations people have, but trust me, the doctors are very often busy and inundated with either finishing up with the patient before you, or administrative work. Don't get me wrong, some family doctors I've worked with genuinely annoyed me for not being caring for patients, but from the other side of things, working at a doctor's office isn't easy either.
Now do one of the dentists
How did I know it would be aids also the f*** was that đ€Ł
I can tell this isnât Canadian because the healthcare isnât free haha one of the things that makes me proud to be a Canadian
Seems like medicine in the US is like medicine in all other countries except you also have to sell your children in order to afford it.
DNC import slavs tend to jack up the prices
the chairs are always too tiny not big
Can you move it along I'm all out of time cards
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"No hard feelings"
"Jk fac you"
Damn. What doctor do you go to?
Wheres your mask?
Wheres your wife?đ
I got charged a $35 co-pay for a 5 minute FACETIME call with my doctor for my lab results. Fuck the American Healthcare system
Dude that's cheap, my doc wouldn't even discuss my results with me over the phone. I would have to make another appointment, and I pay full price until I reach my deductible - full price being about $600 for an office visit. I decided to research the results of the blood test myself...
@@YFZriderdude15 I had a doctor that actually did discuss it over the phone with me, but she ended up moving out of the area, so I had to find someone new đ
@@A_Demon_Doggy At least you only got charged $35 for the Facetime! That's not too bad. It really depends on what doctor you get! I think that doctor who wanted me to come in again was just totally greedy because other patients of his were saying the same thing (that he only cared about money). I switched practices, and the doctor I saw this year _did_ call me and discuss my results. I'll be going back.
45 Minute+ Wait for a 2 minute checkup all while getting charged hundreds for the privilege.
Only 400?
where's your wife
where's your life
whos here
Should u tho
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