Trump and Biden Gear Up to Debate, Louisiana Puts Ten Commandments in Schools & Santos on OnlyFans
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- Summer is finally here, Biden and Trump are gearing up for their first debate of the year next week, the cattle call for who will be Trump’s #2 is heating up, the Governor of Louisiana signed a law that require the Ten Commandments to be posted in every public school classroom in the state, George Santos is on Only Fans now, Rudy Giuliani is selling coffee and accessories, Jimmy catches Guillermo celebrating his last show of the summer in the greenroom, and this week in Unnecessary Censorship.
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Yeah, how anyone can call Trump a Christian is beyond comprehension.
The gun addicts calling themselves 'Christians' is what led to Dumpster.
Trump is the God Emperor
Trump said publicly, on camera, that he has never asked God for forgiveness, because he doesn't think he needs it. That slaps TRUE Christianity in the face. Yet, Evangelical Christians bow down to him. There goes the second commandment, and the seventh commandment is optional for Trump.
@@glennzanotti3346 his late sister said he has no principles too therefore all the above would be obvious.
I dunno, I think he’s looking forward to stalking Joe like he did Hilary… like one of those sharks he’s so obsessed with avoiding.
As the Third lowest educated State, the governor might put some effort into teaching his supporters to read those tablets, and the GOP might want to do a better job practicing what they represent.
and some air conditioning so the kids don't faint.
as well as the MAGA pastors, false prophets & prophetesses:
Walk the Talk - Practice What You Preach
"WE'RE #47! WE'RE#47!" 🥴🤪
If red states gave their citizens a decent education they wouldn't be red anymore.
Our modern high tech societies can’t agree on an ancient PR morality campaign written on stone tablets. While our US Supreme Court pretends the ethics/ morality is so pure and above the entire government institutions. We can’t keep ignoring the core principles of Separation of Church and State which is at the core of removing religious freedom for everyone and power consolidating by Authoritarian, Corporate, Foreign, Christi-Nationalist Fascism.
The Brewdy add is the best piece of comedic writing I have seen in years. Give that writer a raise.
I almost wet my pants with that one! 🙂
Yeah, but how about that "celebration" about Jimmy's vacay? Only thing that would've made it better was if Aunty Chippy'd been there. I don't know how she puts up with his pranks!😉
Yes! A PERFECT bit.
It reminds me of Saturday night live in the good old days
When the first dribbles went down the sides, I lost it. Then the "foaming at the mouth" bit got me again! Bravo!
The show was hilarious tonight. Thank you for giving me a laugh during a very devastating time. Blessings to you and your family. Extra prayer for Billy. Enjoy your hiatus.
I hope things get better for you from here.
It will get better, and I hope that it’s sooner rather than later. ❤
The 10 Commandments represent everything a GOP candidate has to violate in order to win the nomination.
Yes, and particularly
"You shall not commit adultery.
You shall not steal.
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife.
You shall not covet your neighbor’s goods (or ox)"
must be really difficult for most bible-bashing self-serving republican grifters
That's the party of "Christian values". Give me a break.
This is the perfect example of the republican party, all hot air with no substance. Just blah blah blah, I support you, unless I have to do Anything!!!!
Totally agreed. I’II tell you they have no idea what’s in the Ten commandments. Hypocrites!
Well they have problems in identifying the "NOT" before the commandments, similar when a woman says "NO" to them ...
Rudy's coffee bit is just... it's just magic. Magic. I have no words.
Usually we write "LOL!!" as a courtesy to each other. This is one of the loudest and truest LOLs in my Kimmel viewing. Good ol' Brewdy. And your choice of the word Magic is perfect. 😊 👍 💙
Seems we have BREWDY COFFEE here in Australia. 😂 😂
I might have to try some.
😂😅❤
That was just genius, the flowing die and foaming mouth had me in stitches. Whoever came up with that bit is a friggin madman, in the best way😂
I’d buy that for $1
Your writers are so absolutely amazing. That Rudy coffee commercial was brilliant. Have a great time in Italy with Howard & Beth ❤
The Ten Commandments segment needs to mega-viral. Well done!
That segment was genuinely brilliant and true.
To anybody out there that still supports Donnie, I ask two questions: What's in it for you... and how does it feel having sold your soul... Vote Blue 💙 folks!
They put ten commandments in schools and support a man who breaks them all
Billionaires like Musk will tell you whats in it for him!
Biden is funding Gaza's demise. You want to talk about soul?
Cognitive dissonance, ignorant bliss, and mean tweets owning the libs they get to laugh at
Even tho hes not an American I'm certain Putins casting quite a few votes and knows exactly whats in it for him!
This debate is gonna be bonkers.
like a long slow SNL skit
Biden will tear him apart
So was u
@@Jamezar Good one 😂
It will be like Gandalf debating Gollum - I can't wait!
Oh no! Jimmy , you are the highlight of my day……what will we do without you all summer?
Omg the Brewdy bit deserves an award. When the coffee started running down...😂😂😂
Whatever fever dreams inspired the writers - Thank You!!!
Omg, I can't stop watching it! Chef's kiss! 👌🤣
Ten bucks says Trump bails and cries that the debate is rigged.
Insanity Hannity is already laying the pavement...
Already doin' it.
He claimed that he will lose it on purpose. He is conditioning his base already
Of corse
I believe he is going to bail on the debate and he is going to use the gag order. It is still in place...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Our school is not your church.
ooooh..exactly
... and your church is not my tax burden
Well said!
They say that great minds think alike.
What about the movie is a good movie😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jimmy's depiction of the 10 Commandments: trump edition was Excellent 🏆 🏆
That's just mockery of the ten commandments but didn't see it.
It was shameful! All politicians are corrupt! That does not mean religion is bad or Christians are all bad. Then ten commandments are overal a good set of rules to live by and if we all stuck to them (including politicians!) the world would be a better place! There is no denying that.
I'll miss watching Jimmy in the mornings. It's great that he is spending more time with his family.
Jimmy comes on in the evening time. Before the 10 oclock news , not after
@anthonygordon9483 You are correct, sir. I, however, watch him in the mornings here on CZcams.
wow that trump 10 commandments was absolutely savage, because true
Print those out and distribute them to all schools in all states.😂
At 4:56 comedy gold!
IT IS TRUE!!! We’ve all broken them!!! Every single one of us!!! The wages of sin is death!! God will judge everyone and those who break the commandments will be punished with death! The wages of sin is death! Hell forever! But God The Father was merciful, and sent his son Jesus to pay the wages of sin, so that we would not have to die in Hell!!!! The same way a judge can let you go if someone else pays your speeding fine even if you are still guilty, the same thing is what Jesus did!!! All he asks is that if you repent (turn away from your sinful thinking and turn your ways towards God) believe in what he did on the cross with all your heart (which is that he took the punishment of sin that we deserve) and if you confess with your mouth and with all your heart “Jesus is Lord” you will be saved!!! You will be granted eternal life, you will be filled with The Holy Spirit, and you will be born again!!!! I know this because yes i have read it from the Bible, but I did it and I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE!! It felt more real than anything else I’ve ever done in my life, and I’m serious!! There was no drugs or alcohol or anything involved!! Repent and turn to Jesus today! I promise you, you will not regret it!!!!! He says if you seek him honestly you will find him!!!
“And ye shall seek me, and find me, when ye shall search for me with all your heart.”
Jeremiah 29:13 KJV
“that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.”
Romans 10:9-13 KJV
God Bless you!!!! Turn to Jesus while you still can, because once you die there are no second chances, and you are never promised an extra second of life!! Anything could happen and you could die right there, so please take heed!!! I, and Jesus love you and want the best for you, and the best thing for you and everyone is Jesus/God!!!
Once again, God Bless. :)
It was shameful! All politicians are corrupt! That does not mean religion is bad or Christians are all bad. Then ten commandments are overal a good set of rules to live by and if we all stuck to them (including politicians!) the world would be a better place! There is no denying that.
Love Jimmy Kimmel's version of the Ten Commandments. 😂😂😂
He's right - Donnie is 10 for 10
First time he's ever gotten a perfect score
Jimmy, you are a lifesaver. Have a delightful summer vacation!
You are the BOMB, Jimmy! Thanks for the belly laughs!
I still say Trump chickens out of the debates then holds a rally screaming he wanted to debate
I hope he doesn’t, Ttump will fall apart.
@@Jo-oc8sc personally I think if he does show up, he is gonna have a live melt down when they turn off his mic the first time
He will blame somebody for not being able to talk
Trump will not turn up. He has no policy ,no plans, other than being a dictator, no arguments. Trump did not even stand up at his NY trial.
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Ok Louisiana you can put up the Ten Commandments...as long as you note the commandments Donald Trump has broken.
Just adultery will take up the entire classroom’s walls, if not the gymnasium’s.
Just wait until they are forced to have the 7 tenets of Satanism or 5 pillars if Islam
Pretty sure that's all 10 😂
It’s funny I believe one of the commandments outlines not worshiping anyone or anything else besides God. Cough* GOP cough*
They broke the First Commandment by tossing Jesus for Trump.
The "Brewdy" is comedy gold! I friggin lost it when it ran. What a hoot! Kimmel is the best at this.
The impersonation was really good too!
That Rudy Coffee Maker was so spot on... love how it drips the coffee...
George Santos on OnlyFans? Well, they do show a lot of a-holes there.😆
I haven't any idea what OnlyFans is, and now I *_really_* don't want to know. Thanks for the tip! 👍 💙
I cringed a little when George said he wants to share his back story.
😂😂👌🏽
Gawd it's gonna be a l-o-n-g summer without Jimmy Kimmel's humor to carry us through the tough times! Enjoy your vacation The Jimmy Kimmel Show! 👍
The Brewdy Coffee skit was absolutely hilarious. Enjoy your time off, Jimmy.
I will never be able to unsee this.
Will miss you Jimmy, won’t be the same without you ❤
Hi - can you tell me how long summer break goes for ? (rgds New Zealand)
@@joanne4758I can only speak for school summer break-here it’s 6weeks.
Wahoo! The Ten Commandments bit was stellar, worth the price of admission. As a child trapped in a fundamentalist cult, I reveled in the hypocrisy of it all. Kudos!
exactly, they go on and on about "indoctrinating our children" and don´t lose a single word about their OWN mercyless indoctrination ( just like you apparantly experienced )
Sorry to hear about the cult you were in. So when are you going to repent and put your trust in Jesus (The BIBLICAL Jesus) for the forgiveness of your sins? because my friend God (not the fake god that you might have grown up with) has actually placed those 10 Commandments on your heart via your conscience and God knows your thought life! (Hebrews 4:12) He knows every sin you have ever committed and it is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the Living God upon your death (Romans 6:23) and you might not know when your going to die BUT GOD KNOWS! So please repent(turn from sin) and trust in Jesus who fulfilled the Law! You do that what happened to me will happen to you you will be given a new heart with new desires a heart that loves the Lord! Get a Bible and read it daily start with the Gospel of John and find a biblical church. Please my friend it is not too late!
@@Bradspeaks683 yawn and what exact flavor of christianity ( which is undoubtly correct and everyone else is wrong) are you peddling ... oh wait, I don´t care ... its all the same awful soup, different day
It was shameful! All politicians are corrupt! That does not mean religion is bad or Christians are all bad. Then ten commandments are overal a good set of rules to live by and if we all stuck to them (including politicians!) the world would be a better place! There is no denying that.
Have a wonderful summer vacation, Jimmy. You deserve it❤
Gonna miss y'all too, stay close America needs you!!!! 💙
Wow, those Ten Commandments portion is excellent!👍🙏💘😇
That's the version the schools should put up.
Spot on, Jimmy! That was great! And yes, that should be posted in every school that wants to play that game!
Oh no. I'm going to miss you Jimmy 😢. Have a great summer with your family. Can't wait to see you back.
😢
Where jimbo goin
I will miss Jimmy and his awesome monologues! September can not come soon enough to have him back!
Coffee and Kimmel is what makes my day. Btw that Rudy bit almost had me wasting some. Have a great summer everyone 🤣😹☕🏖🌻😎💙🌊
Louisiana is now the dumbest state in the union.
They just cut funding for pre school education.
It's spilling over into Texas.
Is the the US where Florida is a state? Quite a competition for that low bar...
And the one of the poorest state now taken the bottom of the bottom poorest state in USA! Congratulation!
Sadly yes. I used to live there (but in New Orleans , where it's far less crazy)....
I’m from Louisiana, and I am appalled with this. Embarrassed, too.
Why
I agree, I lived there for a few years.
You should be.
@@crystalsherman8896🙄
I'm shocked Lousinana beat Mississippi and Arkansas to this. I'm sure this will be universal across the Bible belt before November. Not Georgia, they are smarter than that, but Mississippi, Arkansas, Texas, Alabama, Florida and maybe TN and SC will jump right on that bandwagon. I'm afraid the Supreme Court we have today will allow it and then Alabama can put the 10 Commandments back in the state house.
OMG! JIMMY Kimmel nailed it and spot on for Ten Commandments 👏 ❤
I think this was the best. Have a great summer Jimmy. 😂
Jimmy is brilliant! That 10 commandment bit, was spot on!
Post the constitution in ALL churches
Atheist here, and YES! Also post church names at the IRS as a gentle reminder...
That's a good idea.
Then let them pay taxes
Criminally underrated😂
Take the damn flag out of churches! Separation of Church and State works both ways
They need to post the Kimmel commandments version in schools. That would be fantastic.
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel! Your take on trump and the 10 Commandments was hilarious! Thanks for helping me keep a little SANITY while our country is in UPSIDE down land.
I’m a sculptor,
The 10 commandments prohibits that. 😬
I had a good laugh too. On the bright side, kudos to the gov. At least it is a start to our kids hearing the Word of God again. It might not be the best start in the eyes of many, but for us who believe in the one true God, it is answered prayers.
Only if your sculpting gods other than your own for worship is the most common interpretation. I'm an atheist but took world religion when studying history in college. That's been the consensus on sculpting.@@teresaamanfu7408
That Rudy bit was f-ing hilarious! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Have a fun and safe summer, Jimmy! We will miss you!!
That killed it😅
Tears in my eyes. Trying not to disrupt the office with my laughter.
The perfect gift for someone who's trying to give up coffee.
That Rudy bit was savage haha
I hate when shows go on hiatus. I love you Jimmy! The King of late night! Hurry back! 😩
He sure takes a lot of time off!
All summer?? 😮
The comparison on the 10 Commandments was spot on, gotta love it! They are so ridiculous!
OMG, the Brewdy segment will go down in history! Thank you Jimmy.
Holy Sh*t. That coffee commercial was hysterical!!
And the best part is it's not even that made up... that's actually how he markets his coffee 😂
That could keep one up at night. 😮
I would have liked to see the coffee come out his nose though 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Enjoy your vacation, Jimmy.❤🇧🇪
I already miss you Jimmy
I bet all those MAGA folks are wishing they had their donations back so they could buy a window fan for the trailer...
It's hot!
Are they still boycotting icy cold Bud Light on a summer's day?
NO REFUNDS!!! 😆
😂😂
😂
👍🤣👍🤣
It's a really bad omen when someone faints at your bill signing ceremony!
It's ok, they gave her an exorcist
It didn't interrupt Trump. Quite a contrast to a time Obama was speaking and a girl began to faint. He immediately interrupted his speech and directed people to take care of her.
😶
She just finished her 12 hour shift at Tysons, so she was a little tired.
@@peggyking9543 😀
The Brewdy skit is OMG funny - a superb way to send Jimmy off to spend time with family.
The Brewdy! That’s a classic !
He won’t debate.
Trump will do what he does best...talk about himself.
He said he was going to " lose on purpose" 😂
It's too late to pull out. I bet he's scared to death of Biden though.
Trumps gonna lose that debate
of course, he will tank, but declare a yuge victory after, and his cultists will buy it.
Trump is going to bail.
What debate? Plump is already making excuses to get out of it.
And sadly his base will still vote for him. They are beyond help
Biden has dementia. Wouldnt count on it
Love it Jimmy
that brewdy coffee maker sketch is gold 😂
How am I gonna make it til Labor Day without Jimmy 🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️😢😢😢
Ugh! Right? I've only gotten into Kimmel's monologues the last six months or so, but they're one of the highlights of my day now. (Along with Seth and Stephen.) I hope he has good guest hosts lined up, and I'm sure there will be reasons to use the Batphone for special occasions like Dirty Donnie's sentencing.
Yeah, it sucks. We need him on the air, telling people the truth about politics, but hilariously.
Precisely.
Exactly my thought as well.
I think may be he needs to take a break,to spend time with his family especially his son who did surgery recently
The Rudy coffee thing almost made me wee myself😅😅😅 💙💙💙🇺🇸💙💙💙
You might need rudy diapers
I feel a little sad for Rudy how far he has fallen. He had respect at one point.
i was searching for a comment about that. that was by far the most funny think i saw in the last at least 12 month. i am dying yd
@@sadiestoltzfus9798 everybody who ever followed trump either lost everything or went to prison. he not even was respected he was honored, he fought corruption, the mafia and made new york a better place
Great show Jimmy!!!!! Have fun while you’re on vacation and be safe ❤
Gonna miss you Jimmy!
The thou shall not covet thy neighbors house killed me
Maybe we should require the Constitution to be displayed in every church?
Make them pay taxes. This is history repeating itself , how many will die in this 2024 Christian Crusade?
Separation of Church and State works both ways...get the damned flag out of houses of worship in the US
I don't think.they would mind... I mean, those Christians are buying a cheap Bible with the Constitution and Bill of Rights in it...
@@lenawagenfuehr53why are churches tax exempt? This is supposed to be a secular country. Think of all the money that would go to bringing down the national debt. Churches are no better than nightclubs, imo.
Lots of prime real estate going untaxed in America. Sure could help the schools more than the clergy.
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel.......
This was an amazing episode. Good work on the Rudy brudy lol
Trump doesn't stand a chance against Biden in a real debate!
If Trump's lips are moving, he's incriminating himself and perjuring himself. He's not going to be there. His plane will take the wrong turn. Because Trump will be grabbing the stick to drive it to THE CAPITOL!
Jacked Up Biden for President!!!
Two out of touch seniors lol. Such a beacon for democracy.
I can't wait to hear "The Adderall Avatar" try to debate "Sleepy Joe"...I got my $1 on Joe
@@antihypocrisy8978Thanks for the update 🧌
I just don’t know how I’m going to function without Jimmy Kimmel’s daily Trump updates.. It’s literally the only way to hear what’s going on and still come out smiling😁
at least they keep the show going, the guest hosts are usually good too.
Ditto !
In the past, some of the guest hosts have done well exposing the Trump lies with humor.
@@radbostonyeah I hope he brings Chelsea Handler back! She hosted the day after Roe V Wade was overturned and couldn’t have been a better host for that moment
"Literally the only way"? Have you never heard of Seth Meyers? Colbert? Jon Stewart? O_o
The Brudy was old SNL Style funny as hell. ❤
That coffeee maker almost made me swear off coffee 😝 😝 😝
Brewdy had me in stitches. 😂🤣
"So rich! So choc-oldy!"
Stop the stupidity
Trump For Prison 2024
trump2024/Great Prisoner
That Brewdy skit was hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jimmy Kimmel is at the TOP of his game.
Oh boy, let's hope the next couple of weeks are quiet enough to do without Emotional Support Kimmel.
Oh, my gods, YES!! 😱😫😢💙🌊💙😆🎉👵🐺🖖🌵💋
I couldn't agree more!😭😂😢💙
It won’t. We have important SCOTUS rulings over the next two weeks! 😭
Weeks? Doesn't his vacation last all summer?
You're leaving us during the debates? What about when the supreme Court finally rules on immunity?! Your monologues are all that is keeping me from permanently moving into my bedroom closet! 😢😢😢😢
Me too!! 😢😭😭😭😭💋🎉👵🐺🖖🌵
There will still be a show, just with guest hosts.
@@flowertruegod i hope you’re right 🙏🏾
@itspersonal3351 he said there would be, and there has been for the last couple of summers.
Keep up the good work Jimmy😊
All summer darn it Jimmy. Have fun. ❤
Biden 2024 from 🇨🇦
I'm a dual citizen...but I may be a full on Canadian citizen if the Orange Swamp Monster wins.
@@homiehomerson2705 Canada welcomes all
My family is in Canada and is cheering us on
@@user-po5ef5wx8f does it welcome convicted like Adam Lanza and Donald Trump as well?
That's right
I love the Jimmy Kimmel show!
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
How did this dude poop in a Pringles can??? While driving.... 😂😂😂😂
Im so sad you are leaving for the summer 😢
first trump constantly mocked biden for being senile, now he's trying to prop biden up as a "worthy debater". lol...
dude knows he's going to embarrass himself and trying to temper expectation.
He's also been saying it's rigged, because Biden, he projects, will be hopped up on "drugs".
Remember that Ronnie Jackson dispensed 10s of thousands of narcotics, downers, uppers (fentanyl, ketamine, provigil).
Why did the white house under Trump need that many hard drugs just to do their work?
Kimmel & company KILLING it tonight!
Loved the Rudy bit Jimmy.
Kimmel is simply super!!!
The debate nobody AND everybody wants to watch lol
The Ten Commandments:
#1: Thou shall not pay hush money to an adult film star you had an affair with while your wife is at home with your newborn baby.
I think that’s covered under adultery
@sierramist3249
#2: Thou shall not say that if you're daughter wasn't your daughter, you'd probably be dating her.
@@sierramist3249 She wasn't married.
@@zipperpillowBut he was. Thus, adultery on his part.
@@grimesdaughter9042 But the 10 "commandments" are not a part of our constitution or governance. We are not a theocracy.
One of one Mr Kimmel appreciate your mental and emotional fortitude and your family being strong enough to stand with you also👌🏾🤌🏾✊🏾🖖🏾🤙🏾
OMG the Brewdy coffee maker !
That was hilarious.:)
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗😊❤️👋
Enjoy your summer off Jimmy with your wonderful family.
I hope trump does go to prison.
Excellent show to end on also before vacation.👍👏
enjoy jimmy, well deserved.
You & your writers are the Best Jimmy 🙏🎉🏆🇺🇸💙
Take care Jimmy. Spend allot of time with family and blessing to your son.
Happy Summer Solstice
Ah, a fellow heathen! Happy Solstice!
..and Full Strawberry Moon 🌝🍓💫
Happy Solstice ✨️☀️ So mote it be 🟢
Thank you this witch appreciates you.
@@Kim-J312 Ooh, is that a shout-out to Willow and her spells?
Loving Cleto, Sr. ❤🎉
I love the "Brewdy Coffee Maker" skit, that was great!