MOOCHING Off My YouTube Friends ...in BitLife
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- čas přidán 13. 05. 2019
- Today I attempted to mooch money off my CZcams friends... while playing the Life Simulation app game called BitLife. Who will give me money to survive??
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𝙸𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌
Edit: thank you for all the likes I literally posted this last night! Btw you guys are all so funny 😂😂💞💞
LOL so ironic 💋💋💋❤️❤️
Coincidence?
I think not!
LOL
Iconic*
Annabelle Guiditta xD.
THE EXOTIC DANCER ONE WAS “SHANE DAWSON’S SHOW GIRLS” I CANNOT- 😂 😂😂😆😆
*_s l o o t_*
Moonrise LMFAO IM CRYING
😂😆😂😂
lmfao jesus
Why.
Soledad Graciano same. same. 😞
Best Lauren quotes ever:
“Can I ask my cat for money? I cannot.”
“Joey is Iran’s leader?”
I never expected my mothers birth country to be ruled by Joey graceffa
@@sarvimirbagheri7056 Wow-
I live in iran 😂
Lauren: I hate you BijuuMike.
One year later: *playing Among Us together*
Oh ueah
I'll pretend that happened.
:0
😂🤣
Overrated comment
“cAn I aSk My CaT fOr MoNeY”
Me: no you can’t
Rachel Moore I kissed my cat and now I have a channel named “Cat girl Go! Demon!” Cuz I’m a demon! 😹😹😹😹😹😹
@@letmebemyself2251 i love cats but i would never kiss them because they lick their butt // hahaha
It’s OK! Idc
OfC u CaN
mY cAT gIvES mE 1828477,3847649485757847757585 A. dAy bOi
- *This is literally just a video of Lauren getting rejected by every single youtuber.... Rip Lauren*
Wolfy __Xx true xD
Aurescent gamez_ you litteraly have 3k subs and your asking for more? If i were u i wouldnt you should be thankful you have 3k subs and i only have 5 or 6
Wolfy __Xx thanks for the spoilers or endgame
Agreed RIP lauren
I Know Right 😭
“Now David how adorable am I from a scale from 1 to money” am I the only person that found that so funny
Hell nah i found it hilarious
Nope, I died of laughter
No me TOOOO
you are.
Oh hell naw gurl i fell down My bed
“That one. That’s the best worm.”
*Lauren’s best words of 2019*
"Can I ask my cat for money?"
"I cannot."
Me: Yeah we all know cats would never give us their money
R/wooosh she was just joking
Aesthetic Key why am I getting r/oopsdidntmeanto vibes from that second one
Cuz they push it off the table and lost it like all cats do
Candy Cane Corner the Creeper the real question is, can u ask a dog?
@@genevieveschumm746 I don't know..!
Omg so Lauren got a car from Scott, later on in life she dates him, then Scott wouldn't give her money so she kills him using the car that she bought from him. SAVAGE
YES
XDDDDD
Just usin' her resources 🤷
typical lauren c:
Bruh i just realized this
Laurn:”NO ONE WILL LOVEEE MEEEE”
Bobby:”Am I the forgotten one?”
Lauren: I need money!
Lauren again: Give me money Ursula!
Lauren: Sell her 😈
When I saw this
Lauren said "I love you Ursula"
Hey, I would do it
Because
I am the evilness
I would sell an adorable kitten
Because I a afraid of cats
The last time I was so early James Charles still had a career
OMG LOL 😆
BURN!
Wow. You mustn't have been early recently.
Or even at all.
You must be fun at parties... but srsly lol
lmao rip
Lauren:I'm dating Joel
Lizzie: Sleep with one EYE open 😡🔪
Yup
True, at least this is not real.
Omg, Ima have nightmares tonight
Gotta catch an eye out on selener 👁👄-
🔪
*POV:Looking through the comments to find a youtubers comment*
XD MeEeEeEE
YEEEEEES
True
Me too!
how did you know-
Lauren: "My Mom's Name is Valeria Zside. What for a name is that?"
Me who is named Valeria: "...Words can hurt. :("
Lmaoooo
I'm (◞‸◟ㆀ)ˢᵒʳʳʸ
@@monkeybro2705 yo i am already used to it .,. Its an unique Name and everyone pronounces it wrong so oop.
@@fxck_off_its.val69 that’s unique?
@@leasechicagonow2601 i guess it is since a lot of people said its an unique Name.
Lauren: FINALLY SOMEBODY LOVES ME!
Bobby:Hello darkness my old friend
Rip Bobby
Ha
Lol! Poor Bobby
Hi long tome no see
Oh yeah
“That one!”
*proceeds to point at worm*
“Yes, that is the best one!”
Hahahahhahahahahahha
Lol
i like THIS one. 🐛🐛🐛>🐛
time stamp pls
@@spooky2799 yeah
“Yammy! My bff!”
Lauren- what about those times you called her a “bish”?
Yeah she even wrote a song about it
😂
✨ Tomodachi ✨
Isn’t it ironic how she was dating Lizzie RIGHT after Joel
really tho
Oof 😣
Lauren:No one will give money
*dates James charles * still doesn't get money.
Of course not. Lauren isn't a straight guy.
Apollavin :P Don’t call out a sister like that. Pft.
Ellen Farmery ew
Did Lauren just change James charles' sexuality 😂😂🙈🙈
yupp
Well well well, the tables have turned
Cotton_Cat 23 Wait that’s illegal
KateMiles44 yes.
KateMiles44 yup
13:58 read what they were talking about lmao
I love how she just killed Scott cause he didn’t give her money😂😂
"Can I ask my cat for money?"
~Lauren 2019
Edit: Oof thanks for all the likes I feel special. 😂
🤣
Yasssssss queen 👸
Lauren: Bijuu Mike rejected me..... I hate him even more now!
Me: Yeah, purple over green FOREVER!!! 💜💜💜
Rude you just said 💜 over 💚
(Green is my favorite color)
Bijju mike dyed his hair
Nanaloves to play it’s not being rude it’s called having an opinion (plus how is she supposed to know it’s your favorite color)
@Snek Wolf ROFL!
Nanaloves to play green is not a creative color (you probably don’t get that reference)
10:43 "conversate with him"
Lauren: I can be a WORM PICKER soo do I get a line up of worm's and be like THAT ONE. Me: wat?
Me with the other workers: NO THAT WORM IS DA PRETTIEST lol
Lauren: *Didn't get the interview for Exotic Dancer (For Shane Dawson's Showgirls may I add)* Welp I guess I'll just be a worm picker.
Me: -_________-
-__________________________-
-----__________________-----
-_______-
-----__________------
Joey is.... *IRANS LEADER NOW?!?!* what kinda parallel universe is this?
Lol!
@lily1080 lily1080 lol
·_· don't get it?
@@jesusdriscollgarcia lol
Lauren: **trying to date in bitlife**
Bobby watching her trying to date: 👁💧👄💧👁
*5 years later, my POV*
Me: **searches up LaurenxBobby**
*no search results.*
Me :,0
👁 👁
💧👄💧
Lauren asking for money: *denied*
Me: opens bit life bc who cares
Also me: *gets 990*
Me again: wow, I'm sorry Lauren.
Loll i got 2k at 6 years old on bitlife ang 50k at 37
NOBODY WILL LOVE ME! - LaurenZside 2019
This is actually a mood tho.....
Quote of the year
I literally said the same thing
Hello again! I know you'll never see this it's just lately I have lost sooooo many subs! (it's not a lie it's true!!!) I am seriously not trying to advertise it's just If one person would just be kind enough to sub to me it'll mean a lot to me to help me get back to where my sub goal was!! I am sorry if yyou find me annoying it's just so sad... :(
@@TheTiff2727 what?
6:45 "I didn't get an interview for the Exotic Dancer position at *Shane Dawson's* Showgirls." Lmao!! 🤣🤣
I can't believe Shane owns an exotic dancing club in bitlife!
“I’m gonna kill him if he doesn’t give me money”
Me: you could use you sassy squishy Scott voodo doll 😆
Or a death note-
@@Killsh0ts it’s from a video but that would work too
Nobody:
Lauren gets a call from Kassie saying she was a mistake
Lauren: JOEY IS IRAN’S LEADER?!
Me: *WHEEEEEEZE*
LoL
ONG YESSSSS
:ooooooooooooooooooo your profile is adorable
Omg deku
Lauren:asks itsfunneh to go on a date her says no
Lauren:I HATE YOU FUNNEH/ KAT
FUNNEH sees this: I am sorry :(
*mr. beast doesn't have any money*
*SNIFF*
I AM CONFUSION? ?!!
AnthroDrawz I am much confused too!
@@kankasaurr6727 Ahhh hi Kody!!
AnthroDrawz 😂😂i Am CoNfUsIoN😂😂
Lauren: The best game is bit life
Animal crossing: How dare
Among us: Ugh
Tomadochi life: Really? Wow Jeeze
Skyrim, minecraft and last of us 1 and 2: 👥👤
lauren: *gets like no money*
6y me in bitlife asking my mum once:
my bit life mum: here 500 bucks
My bitlife mom:here 4,000!😘
“Nobody will love me 😭”
*bobby in the corner.... cri**
Edit: wow this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten 😂I have something to say to you all...
SUBSCRIBE TO CRAZYMODGURL
CRAZYMODGURL LOL
First dating Joel, then Lizzie. They are married.
She was at the wedding 😂❤
Are they? I thought they were just engaged..
Yes they have pictures of the wedding on many diffrent youtubers ig pages 😂 they're my favorite why would i lie? They've been engaged for almost a year they got married the 10th of may, 2019.
@@karlymorales4492 They got married on the 11th of May
@Milky Meg Meg You can't be someone's wife and girlfriend
Lauren: Biju Mike rejected me
Captions: bees you might rejected me
LOL
Worm Picker: Fish-bait picker Gathers worms to be used as fish bait: Walks about grassy areas, for example gardens, parks, and golf courses, after dark and picks up earthworms (commonly called dew worms and night crawlers). ... Sorts worms and packs them in containers for shipment.
Can we just appreciate that Shane Dawson owned the exotic dancer ‘squad’? 😂
Edit: Uhm.... what happening?! So many likes lmao the most I’ve ever got is 48 😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️ tysm
*_Just Chloe_* your keep spamming this on Lauren’s vids just stop and you did this a long time ago..
*_Just Chloe_* I would consider doing it...If she subbed to me first 😎🥳😍
Finally someone else noticed thst
*_Just Chloe_* she has a lot of subs already
@@chloeandtucker I subbed !!
When James Charles is in it and you remember the Tati tea.
*bye sister*
Pancakez Blueberryz & Cherryz nah we cant use “sister” anymore 😂😂
James still rules
Pancakez Blueberryz & Cherryz Well that “sister” James is now adopted away.
Pancakez Blueberryz & Cherryz get canceled
I am still subbed to him. We *ALL* make mistakes, it might even make him depressed. Just back off ok?
I love your job Lauren
Their job involves gathering worms to be used as fish bait. They do this by walking around grassy areas such as gardens, parks and golf courses, after dark and picking up earthworms.
4:20 a sloot is a narrow water channel constructed for irrigation or a deep gully eroded by rainfall.
13:30, anyone notice that Scott works at the LdShadowlady Company? 😂😂 (for marine biology)
I did haha!
Me: *sees MrBeast donated 100,000 dollars*
Sounds about right
Ashley Playz i k𝚗𝚘𝚠 😂😂
Ashley Playz yeah
Haha
😂😂😂😂
Yup sounds right
4:31 captions: h e y j e f f
LAUREENNNN THIS WAS SO FUNNN PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESEEE
Lauren try to marry them. Then wait a year or two. Then try to ask them for money. Hope it works
You both are right. I did that in this game once.
Lauren: YES! JAY I LOVE YOU
Bobby: and i oop-
And i scoop-
And I loop-
And I poop-
And i eat with a spoon-
Mini Churro and i sksksksk
I'm glad I'm not the only one who goes to the casino in BitLife specifically to make my character poor. xD
lauren: no one loves me 😭
everyone she asked out: yep😑
All the youtubers are BROKE? The adpocolypse must've hit them hard...😂😂
lilly drawsOWO 😂😂😂
💛
Even mr beast 😑😑😑😑
5 views 47 likes?????!
Every one give yt a round of applause
*slow clap*
They are way into the future,huh!?
how many claps
O well
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
*claps*
applause*
When u call me a sloot your actally calling me the end and the end is beautiful.
lauren: no one’ll give me anything so thanks for the dead chipmunk. sorry i tried to sell you.
bobby: 🤦🏾♂️
Whenever she “”broke up with James Charles”” she should’ve said “bye sisters” not “bye falisha”
Yeah
Well so?
Yeah
yea
True
Lauren: on a scale of 1 to money?
Me: *chokes on coca cola*
Hahaha rip you!!😂your wonderfel
Ha what the same
Is the cola ok ö
I choked on my apple laughing at this. 🍏🤣
I choked on my water and now my neck is burning but am okk
“How adorable am i on a scale from 1 to money” Him “0 cause I have none”
13:24 LMAOOOOOOOOO
David how much do you love me on a scale from one to MONEY?
The question we should all ask our gf/bf
I told my sister and guess what.....!😃
She said none! T^T😣
I laughed at that part in the video lmao
I dont have a bf/gf and i dont want one
james didn’t give you any money bc you weren’t a straight guy.
oof
No he’s broke, it was consensual
@@moved9676 r/wooooosh
Bmac r/uwu
@@moved9676 r/ohno
Athena •Chan• Athena is my name!!!😃
0:08 You got me there XD
I am loving this lol. Lauren I feel so bad for u gurl.
Lauren: That one! That one is the best worm!!
Me: **spits out tea**
Spongebob.
Me:spitting tea out when i see this comment😋😋
**spills my vodka**
16:59
Ldshadowlady hired you to pick worms!
Zedrik Cayne yeah and Shane Dawson rejected her application for the strip club
Zedrik Cayne And Shane Dawson denied her from being an exotic dancer 😂
scrrt 1:20 APHMAU?! HOLD UP I HAVE MY GLASSES ON-
Lauren:FINALLY SOMEONE LOVES MEeEeE~ IT JUST HAD ME WHEEZING😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
I got the mooch ribbon when I was trying to get the crazy cat lady, I had like 100 cats and I didn’t get crazy cat lady
were you a boy?
Nice
Flying Kitty-Cat oh my god I had 157 cats and I got the rich ribbon I was so mad
Mazie Davis me to!
Flying Kitty-Cat yOu wErE mOoChiNg oFf oF tHe cAts!! ;c *jk I dunno what I’m talking about*
I dyed my hair purple after you re-did you'res, I was scared to at first,but I thought if you could do it,I could to! I love your vids,and they make me feel better about myself. Thank you,deer queen YASSS.
In that pic your hair isnt purple
Valerie ,linxx so? They probably haven’t updated their profile picture yet
@@d0ntcry976 So? Profile photos don't gotta be recent photos of yourself
I dyed my hair purple to!
I also dyed my hair purple 😄
Me watching this video and then Lauren yelling nobody loves me then a Whole Foods commercial came on and sad I love you
This was so funny I loved or so much and it was really funny I hope you can do this again love your vids!!!!!!!!
Best scale: "on a scale of 1 to money"
-LaurenZside
Roses are red,
Violets are Blue ,
What did i put,
This will Never rhyme,
Microwave
Wow are you a poet?
👌 such a good ryme
This is the quality comment I was looking for lol
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My name is Dave,
Microwave
I don’t know what this is but I love it
@@TitaniumDolphin Roses are Red
Violets are blue My name is Dave
And Microwave too (IT RHYMES)
OML I LOVE IT'S FUNNEH I'M TELLING HER THIS 🤣🤣
(Edit: bruh the fact that you and jay went to the zoo is so funny cause I'm going to the zoo tomorrow)
“Hes too crazy!”
Lauren and everyone else: thats pretty accurate anyways.
Lauren: I have no body to love
Bobby: AM I NOTHING TO YOU?!?!
The other youtubers: Well you are a youtuber so....
@Bcc_playz welcome to my channel what-
@Bcc_playz And Mac_playz Wha-
Lauren tried to get money in BitLife: Denied
Me randomly opening bitlife and casually ask someone for money: gets 24,000 dollars
I guess it really does work sometimes 😂
saudi arabia
@@earth3202 i live in saduia arab but im eg🇪🇬
@@kihatopleb vans exist
WTF HAHA
👏🏻 RICH 👏🏻 WIVES 👏🏻
Lauren: Thanks in advance guys!
Also Lauren: *Gets no money*
Duuudddeee ur lipstick is always on point I love it
"no body wants her..ME EITHER, URSULA"
I've been called out 👀
"My mom gave me $4 and my cat gave me a dead chipmunk"
-LaurenZside
As I was reading this I was listening to the video and I heard what you were talking about 😂🤣😂🤣
ItzPipPlayz (*´꒳`*)
@Game master en Gamer girl ???
Scott must be terrified and quaking if he has watched this. He shall be traumatised for the rest of his life
Lauren: *dAtEs jOeL*
Lizzie: SIS WTF YOU DOIN?!
Anyone else realize that the exotic dancer was for Shane Dawson's Showgirls? 😂😂😂
Mom: ( sips coffee)
Lauren: “ money????”
Brother : ( playing video games )
Lauren: “ money ?????”
that seems about like something that would happen in Lauren's life
XD 😂😂
“Jay u rly are that dude-you are THAT DUDE”
Jay: well duh 🙄✨
lauren:good job ursula you reall-A ramdom ad appears me : BRUH nice timing
I love how the makeup artist is the plastic sergeon... XDDDDD
Taylor Denham surgeon *
@@miamae5516 ty
Tip-If You Escape In Prison Emigrate To Another Country Quick But You Have To Be Rich
And how do you know this?
K Nolen first make sure you have a lot of money. Then change your gender to get through
Tip-Don't go to jail! Duh
Tip - Try not to get caught
They won’t let you emigrate because you escaped prison 🙄
lauren: nobody loves me!!
bobby: am i a *j o k e* to you?
8:20 hey MrBeast, you LOVE giving money
10:03 "You are now dating Joel!"
Lizzie "Am I a joke to you?"
You literally dated James Charles! Then Mr.Beast had no money! Then NO ONE had money! Like OOF!
I love BitLife videos. There is so much more to the game now!
Lauren:*gets rejected many times*
Bobby: don’t worry I will love you
Us: AWWW TRUE LOVE