I Have 100 EX GIRLFRIENDS ...in BitLife
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- čas přidán 5. 09. 2024
- BitLife had a NEW update that allows you to get ex girlfriends & boyfriends as well as get stalkers! So of course I had to try to achieve 100 EX GIRLFRIENDS in 1 life...
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“11 ex girlfriends at 18. I’m doing good” -Lauren 2019
2020
2009
I'm in 2021-
@@AellaTheGhost saaaaameee
@@darin9287 XD
"Who are you?"
"I'm your ex."
"Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
@Josephine Wilson you have the same name as my friend
😂😂😂
xD
So true
@@katrealz I'm so sorry to bother you at home...
Lauren: How many Katherine’s did I date? KaThErInE
King Henry VIII: *strokes beard* I see you’ve followed in my footsteps
he married 3 Catherines, 2 Annes, and then Jane just be over here like
@@solarz.z Jane be like: 👁👄👁
@@nabafz8323 yes she shocketh
Hahaha
For real though-
most people when they get stalked: **calls police**
Lauren when she gets a stalker: **I WANT A STALKER!**
Kaylee Frommer Yeah xD
@@user-gf5lq2pe3q
Ikr
Why dose that have to be so true lol
Lauren is...
Weird
Yeah
A reuploud??? The stalkers took it down and Lauren filed a restraining order against them and then got it back up.
Pengachu :3 lol
Wow
Lmao
????
Lol
Headstone : His daughter and two granddaughters attended his funeral
Headstone : Someone at his funeral claims he gave her gonorrhea.
FBI :
Omg lol 🤮🤧
That a lie I just read it
Gacha family No, that's what it says. Your the liar
OPEN UP
FBI
No one
Not a single soul
Lauren: I WANT A STALKER!
Stalckers:?
Lauren: TEACH ME YOUR WAYSSSSS
True dat meh fran
@@maributalsofwoggie stalkers*
Oofels
You should do a 100 Years in Prison Challenge, as weird as it sounds you can get a lot of different ribbons from it
I mean I guess
it’s kind of easy to get 100 years, but i think it would be cool to see her try to get as many years as possible!
@a youtube account shared by siblings that is not possible.
a youtube account shared by siblings I don’t even think you can live that long lol
@@asimcamdzic8512 Yea it is i got 180 years in prison in Bitlife lmao😂😂
Lauren: I’m gonna get 100 exes!
The seven deadly exes: am I a joke to you?
lovin it (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Yes u r
SCOTT PILGRIM!!!!
Yes
“Your now dating Jess Aphmau”
*Jason enters the chat*
LOL!!!
Skwishi Kiwi LOL
Giselle playz oh my god yes😂😂😂
LOL
Oh lord.. LEMME GET MY POPCORN!
He’s not very smart, but that’s alright. My mom when I was born 😂
Oofing Animations big oof
I felt that
Same
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahahah same here lol
That Dumb Hobo
“I’m out of prison, I now have depression, screw you Marilyn” - LaurenZside omg good rhyming
Did anyone notice that when Lauren tried to sue someone there was an option for Kubz Scouts and associates to defend her.
Hint: jay is playing Phoenix wright ace attorney where phoenix is a defense attorney! Coincidence
lakeisha4eva I did
Coincidence, I think not!
Why she didn't choose him?!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY????!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me when she didn’t pick it: OBJECTION!!
I THINK NOT
If you had that many Exs IRL, this would be a conversation
Person: "How many Ex's do you have"
You: "Alright, let's see..we have Marilyn, ....."
Person: RUN
You can't forget about Katherine!
In every single one of Lauren’s BitLife videos, she says “my life is falling apart!” at least once
So true
Thats so frikin true tho😂
Lauren: I want a stalker
Me: Do you? Do you really?
Lauren: YES I GOT A STALKER!
Me: ...
Lol
Same why she want a stalker
Did this video get taken down before?? I saw the notification but didn’t watch it but then it came back..what the heck??
Edit: Omg this is the most likes I’ve ever had! Thanks everyone so much
Same
Same
Yep
•Miru The Cat• it did
Yes it did because I tried to watch it but it didn’t work
"I need her back i miss her" -doesnt remember she exist at first, but notices shes married. Priceless 😂
“Look at that little heartbreaker up there.”
U are a hater
@@meganbagger1189 Why
@@meganbagger1189 bruh how is the person/sim a hater lmao
Megan Bagger bruh
@@meganbagger1189 ?????
Noboby:
Nobody in the world:
Lauren: *Hi GuYs sO tOdAy We ArE HaViNg A 100 SoMeThInG iN BiTlIfE*
No one:
Lauren: Yes I finally have a stalker
Me: 😂😅🤣
Lauren: I WAS NOT FOUND GUILTY MER-A-LYN!!!
Me: 😂
Tasha Lotto Yes
Omg she said that just as I read it lol 😂
@@noname-1806 SAME!!
no one:
literally no one:
person: **stalks Lauren**
Lauren: *YES I GOT A STALKER!!!*
The title should be re-named "I spent HALF OF THE VIDEO screaming at MARILYN!"
Yes
lol
I'm 3 years late, but atleast your 1
“I want a stalker”
-LaurenZside 2019
Did she already upload this video or am I actually just going insane? ;-;
my name is name I think that was gloom?
yea it’s a reupload
@@jupesontherun I haven't seen Gloom's video xd
She did I think she got demonized because of something BitLife said
@@INNITSTARS *omg i am so stupid ;-;*
4:51
Me:ummmm that's a very 'interesting' job you got there 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh my god I never realized-
I was looking for this comment. I thought I was the only one who noticed.
Bitlife- So how many stalkers do you want?
Lauren- YES
“I WANT A STALKER!!!”
This is how we know it’s lauren😂😂😂❤️
Lauren: "In bit life not real life"
Me: "to late..."
Who else seen this video earlier?
Me
I did
It was probably an accident
RileyPlays 12 me
I did
*Slams doors*
“Are we early!!!”
*Sees views*
“Aww man” ;_;
U the best Lauren!!!😊😊
Her: awww me and Sasha are going out!! 💓
Also her: byeee girlll 💔
I tried this and every time my ex would bother me or test, I would find some way to get them to beat me up and SUE THEMMM
and if they kill u you just have to double click on the hiome button (or drag the screen up on iphone x) and full y exit the bitlife app before swiping it up. this will get rid of the death thing!! it also works for pregnancy (you can keep exiting and returning until u get twins or triplets) and murder (if you get caught just swipe out.) for STDS as well; along with botched surgery, and a whole lot of other stuff. its super cool.
it only works if you don't press OK on the notification, you have to be fast. dont continue, dont respond, just look at it and exit it iff its not something u want.
Fairy Gamer ummmmmmm bit harsh don’t ya think
Lauren: My life is falling apart!!!
Welcome to 2020 past Lauren. Everyone’s life is falling apart
"11 ex girlfriends at 18, you doing alright" - Lauren
Me: there is a boy in my class who is one his 25th girlfriend
(I'm in year 6)
😂😂😂
Sienna Warren dang
cosmetiiqcloudds ikr
Madlad
Welp, there is a kindergartener who has 9 girlfriends already..
oof
Me: watching Billie eilish
YT: Laurezside posted a video
Me: sorry Billie
Bye billie lauren is better
💙 v.s.💜
@@marilualarcon1 yes like that my is ♡💜
I would’ve stayed watching billie
I only like bad guy and copycat
No one
Not a single soul
Well maybe 1 or 2
LaurenZside: Uploads a video
The whole world: FIRST
Edit: Btw this isn’t original I found this in another video with another CZcamsr
That’s why I said 1 or 2. ♥️
U stole that from another person!!!
Everyone in a room: no sound
*Lauren walks in the room*
Everyone in the room: 🎵I'm so excited and I just can't hide it 🎵
*A fan tusname happened*
Crazy Ketket that’s why I said 1 or 2
I’m glad you noticed =)
Or... 100000000 or 100000000000000000000...
@@Merziie READ THE EDIT PLEASE
We now need a t-shirt that says,” marilynn”
I like your profile it’s my hero academia niceeeeeeeeeeee
@@zakarylukas same
For some reason I’m thinking from cute craft
Scott: do u have a stick
Lauren: of course I have a stick................. I don’t have a stick
Scott: Lauren it’s a STICK
*LAUREN A PLAYA GETTING ALL THE LADIES BAHAHA😂*
.... that's the.. point of the... challenge...
Silver\\ / / Mercury do you... have a... speech disorder?...
@@lexi8397 Don't question people about their life..it's VERY rude to some people and some people do not care but you do not know how silver is going to act and he (or she idk) might not want you questioning his(or her idk) life.
I SWEAR I SEE U IN THE COMMENTS EVERY LAUREN ZSIDE VIDEO!!!!!HOW
” I want a stalker !”
-Lauren 2020 💜
2019*
2019 when this was posted in 2019
@@lunas_gamingworld9422 no bc she is not wrong 2 year ago was 2020
It’s 2019
July 4th 2019 😀👍
May I just say that one of the exes on the list was named Jasmin Charles.
Do what you will with that information.
*i t h o u g h t o f j a m e s c h a r l e s w h e n i s a w t h a t*
Silly Wrinkle Needle
Oh yeah
“Happy belated birthday. I’m dying Marilyn, I’m dying” 😂😂
4:55 you can see her job-
I imagine her just going “BYE FELICIA” in her head 😂❤️
Watched this earlier but back to help Lauren fight the demonetization! Lets go! 😋
Gloom and Ihascupquake? I follow both! (And of course you too Lauren)💕
You should see how many girls/boys you can date at once
{ɢʟᴏᴏᴍʏ sᴜɴsʜɪɴᴇ} you can’t date more than one person unless you mean multiple flings
Dat true
Volokh Enshrine ya
That sounds like a good idea but I dont think u can date multiple ppl-
Also nice pfp
I’ve had like 20 flings in 20 years-
No one:
Actually no one:
Me: IS HE RELATED TO BOB ROSS!💯
“I’ve been wanting to sue someone!”
- Lauren 2019
In gold's words: ah yes let's S.U.E
My ex named mason who cheated on me
Me: omg how did Lauren make a video of him??
Wow it’s almost like other people can have the same name as each other :O
You could’ve just made him bisexual so you could get even more exes quicker.
Kustuwa that doesnt change anything
That's not how it works.
Do you know what bi means?
It said he has heterosexual tendencies
@@JimVonSchmittou she could still force him to be bi but it wouldn't have changed anything
No one:
Lauren: I want a stalker!
9:46 I was wondering when she was going to point that out-
10:50 can we talk abt the fact the Marilyn popped Lauren’s brain??
9:39 look at her job lol
I thought I was the only one
@@Bubbles_Art bet you didn’t think I would reply :)
@@WilliamAfton2 I did
Sup father
*only Lauren can pull off the most impossible things in bitlife*
NO JAY (KUBZSCOUTS) CAN TOO
@@thewolfsquad3482 And Gloom maybe
I click on the video
I go away for a second
I come back
Lauren: MARYLIN
Laruen: Presses love button
Girl: Sharen
Laruen: SHAREN!
1 of those ex-girlfriends probably in the future there a CZcamsr and in a video is truth or dare video, and 1 person dares them to call one of there ex's there gonna be like "I was with a boy for 1 seconds he moved on :("
"I'm out of prison, I now have depression, screw you Marilyn!" 😂😂😂
Stranger "Why would you have 100 exes lol" Lauren "well its bitlife."
CAUTION "WEIRD STUFF"
Lauren, is it normal that after waching your video of bitlife where you get the 'zombie' syndrome, I played bitlife and I got the SAME syndrome?!
Mind you, thats the first time.
Roses are red
Ketchup is too
Yay I got a like!
Wait-why is it blue?
Did you like your own comment? That will probably be why it is blue.
Chloe Butcher r/woooosh
Oof
Mine isn’t blue, none of the comments are, especially these comments. (Sorry if this is rude)
You can't like you're comment before it's posted
Bobby watching this: *maybe, just maybe, I’m special....*
Lauren, can you go back to playing horror games? Amazing video.
AGREED
This many ex's would be a horror
sgt major, True!
No horror games
I couldn’t even count how many times she said Marilyn
*Watches a bit life video*
*gets a bit life add*
Just great..
3 views and 63 likes??
YoUtUbe iS dRuNk AgAin
*wItChCrAfT*
YoUtUbEs AlWaYs DrUnK
Like my dad.. : (
WAT
CoNsPeRaces
And now 283 likes and still only 3 views lmao
@@berrijuice4548 *conspiracies
I only noticed the job of the dude at 6:11 did anyone see it?
In BitLife I was a super old dude trying to do this challenge and I looked at my ex’s and almost ALLLLLLLLL of them were dead (my character was 96 tho)
She protecc,
She atacc,
But most importantly, the bread queen’s back!
Don't copy peoples comments
Age: 0 years
I was born a male in Los Angeles, United States. I was conceived on my parents' honeymoon.
My birthday is February 8. I am an Aquarius.
My name is Nicalous Dragun.
My mother is Naoki Dragun, a mail carrier (age 31).
My father is Manuel Dragun, a wedding planner (age 31).
Age: 1 year
I drank a tall glass of water after playing all morning.
Age: 2 years
I'm learning that the louder I cry, the faster they come.
I remained calm when my mother took me to the doctor's office to get vaccinated.
Age: 3 years
Age: 4 years
Mom has been trying to get out the cereal that I stuck in my nose for 52 minutes.
My parents got me a rabbit named Kelly.
I gave my rabbit, Kelly, some carrots.
I listened to reggae music with my rabbit, Kelly.
I started a new social media page for my rabbit, Kelly.
I gave my rabbit, Kelly, some watercress.
Age: 5 years
I have been enrolled in elementary school at Little Moore Elementary School.
Age: 6 years
I'm starting to think that there is nothing in this world better than building a fort.
My classmate, Buddy, acted up in Mrs. Daniels's class.
I visited the principal's office and reported my classmate, Buddy, for acting up in class.
Buddy was suspended from school for one day!
I began studying harder for elementary school.
I studied for elementary school until I went cross-eyed.
Age: 7 years
I became friends with Gabe Doolittle.
Age: 8 years
My rabbit, Kelly, bit me while feeding her. I decided not to address her behavior.
I listened to punk music with my rabbit, Kelly.
I whined about all of life's issues to my rabbit, Kelly.
I gave my rabbit, Kelly, some chamomile.
Age: 9 years
My mother has been diagnosed with diarrhea.
My rabbit, Kelly, perished after losing her last fight, against old age.
Age: 10 years
My mother is no longer suffering from diarrhea.
I am suffering from the chicken pox.
I could have had my first kiss with Crystal Pratt but instead I ran away from her.
Age: 11 years
I started middle school at St. Sarah's Middle School.
An airliner from Russia has crashed while on final descent in Moscow, killing 109 people.
I ignored a friend who stole a Kit-Kat candy bar from the grocery store.
I made a doctor's appointment.
Dr. Chapman said that I am not suffering from any conditions.
Age: 12 years
I took a girl from school named Sara Coleman to the school dance.
Age: 13 years
I looked directly into a solar eclipse and couldn't see for 29 days.
I became friends with Demarco Sack.
My friend, Gabe, refused to watch Call Me Kevin with me on CZcams.
I watched Aphmau on CZcams with my friend, Demarco.
Age: 14 years
I started high school at Los Angeles High School.
I'm starting to think my dad is a fan of Britney Spears.
My friend, Demarco, asked me to become best friends with him.
My friend, Demarco, and I became best friends.
I studied for high school and actually learned something practical.
Age: 15 years
I went to the zoo with my mother.
I worked out at the gym.
I worked out at the gym.
Age: 16 years
I've been thinking recently that if I became a weatherman, I could spend my entire career making wild guesses without any accountability.
I passed my driving test and got a driving license.
Age: 17 years
I refused to join CZcams.
My father and I discussed Blake Lively's legs.
I unfriended Gabe Doolittle.
Age: 18 years
I graduated from high school.
I'm starting to suspect that my mother has started menopause.
I applied to university and was accepted.
I was awarded a scholarship to university.
I started a university program in computer science.
I identified as a transgender female.
I changed my name to Nikita Dragun.
I identified as homosexual.
Age: 19 years
I've been spending a lot of time lately wondering if Pinocchio has wooden nuts.
My classmate, Logan, asked me to help him cheat in Dr. Diaz's class. I refused to help him.
He attacked me with a sawed-off shotgun but missed!
I asked my father for money and he gave me $190.
My mother told me that she had nothing to spare when I asked for money.
My mother and I discussed the secret ribbons on BitLife.
My father and I discussed Hulk Hogan's 24-inch pythons.
Age: 20 years
I had mixed emotions after discovering a lump on my anus.
I made a doctor's appointment.
Dr. Chapman diagnosed me with hemorrhoids.
I asked my father for money and he gave me $190.
I asked my father for money and he gave me $260.
My father and I talked about the dark net.
My father and I had a conversation about which musician has the worst fan base.
I made a doctor's appointment.
Dr. Chapman established that I am suffering from hemorrhoids.
Dr. Chapman treated my hemorrhoids.
I am cured of hemorrhoids.
Age: 21 years
I'm starting to suspect that my mother has started menopause.
I became friends with John Kent.
Age: 22 years
I graduated from university with an undergraduate degree in computer science.
My friend, John, asked me to become best friends with him.
My friend, John, and I became best friends.
I applied for the position of Asst. Principal at Los Angeles Public Schools but didn't get an interview.
I got an interview at Smart Salon for their Apprentice Nail Technician opening.
I was hired for the position of Apprentice Nail Technician for Smart Salon with a salary of $14,386.
Age: 23 years
I stayed up for 54 hours straight due to insomnia.
It didn't bother me when my friend, Demarco, used my sex toy during a sleepover. It still works fine!
I unfriended Demarco Sack.
Age: 24 years
I refused to join CZcams.
Age: 25 years
I went to a SEVENTEEN concert with my best friend, John.
My father and I had a chat about who will win the Monaco Grand Prix.
Age: 26 years
Recent studies have determined that people are only actually laughing out loud 8.2% of the time when writing "LOL".
The BitLife devs gave me a free Toyota RAV4!
I began working harder in my job as Apprentice Nail Technician.
I recognized that I need to work harder in order to fulfill my potential at Smart Salon.
I felt motivated enough about my job as Apprentice Nail Technician that I put in some extra effort.
My hard work at Smart Salon did not go unnoticed.
Age: 27 years
Smart Salon promoted me to Nail Technician with a salary of $23,893.
I felt motivated enough about my job as Nail Technician that I put in some extra effort.
I'm trying to move up in the ranks of Smart Salon with a little extra elbow grease.
My co-workers at Smart Salon noticed that I've been grinding harder at work.
I recognized that I need to work harder in order to fulfill my potential at Smart Salon.
I had a conversation with my co-worker, Terrance, about whether or not ghosts exist.
I worked out at the gym.
Age: 28 years
I told my friends that I thought Beyonce and Jay-Z made the most attractive power couple ever.
Age: 29 years
I have been given a raise of 6.1%. My salary is now $25,355.
I'm starting to worry about my mother's driving due to her impaired vision.
I refused to join Twitter.
I worked out at the gym.
I identified as bisexual.
A teddy bear has come into my possession.
Age: 30 years
I voted for the first time.
My co-worker, Bill, interrupted the team meeting to complain about politics.
I had a talk with my co-worker, Bill.
I recognized that I need to work harder in order to fulfill my potential at Smart Salon.
I put in extra hours for Smart Salon.
I put in extra hours for Smart Salon.
I had a male-to-female gender reassignment performed by Dr. Fisher.
I am now female.
My father and I talked about how it's illegal to masturbate in Indonesia.
My father and I talked about why mannequins often have erect nipples.
My father and I had a conversation about our spirit animals.
The dating app paired me with a student named Kawhi Poindexter.
The dating app paired me with a wedding planner named Mitch Jenkins.
The dating app paired me with a librarian named Baker Zhang.
The dating app paired me with a photographer named Noah Fudge.
The dating app paired me with a grocer named Carter Alexander.
The dating app paired me with a Navy officer named Woody Fitzpatrick.
Age: 31 years
I have been given a raise of 5.8%. My salary is now $26,818.
I meditated.
I had Botox performed by Dr. Fisher.
Age: 32 years
I accidentally scored a goal in my team's net in a co-ed soccer game.
My best friend, John, asked me about my opinion on places of worship.
I gave him the best advice I could.
I meditated.
Age: 33 years
I have been given a raise of 5.5%. My salary is now $28,281.
My co-worker, Dennis, suggested that he is curious to know if I'm as good in bed as I am at work.
I reported my co-worker, Dennis, to HR for making a sexual advance on me.
HR said they would look into it.
I picked up 'The Five Love Languages' by Gary Chapman.
I read it from cover to cover. It was 126 pages.
(This is my BitLife so far 😂)
Owo
@@kimaz15 k kool
PROB NoBODY ReAD THIs ALl (I didn’t myself lolol)
11:03 does anyone else see da little booger in her nose? lol
Irl I have only dated 4 people and have regretted every one of them so now it's hard for me to get close to people because I fall in love easily
"I finally got a stalker!" -LaurenZside 2019
Nobody:
Lauren:MY LIFE IS FALLING APARTTT
Also Lauren:*booger flinging around while saying that*
Me: OMG RELATABLE
YOU LIKE MY NAME!?!? Thank you Lauren!
Where are my other Amelia's
I
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You have a beagle I have too 💘
My names not Amelia but I liked anyways
I love watching your content!
Keep up the good work!
This made me think of Barney from How I met your mother soo much 😂
12:11, I was not Guilty MARILYN.
😂😂😂😂😂❤
Hey Lauren! I saw this come out earlier but you must have had to change it. I have been watching you for a couple of years, and you make me happy every time I watch one of your videos - SSFF ☪
0:40 meme of the year people
I loved this video so much!! You make everything really really funny and your videos are so amazing! 💞
This is literally the life of every boy in my class 😂
Imagine if those girls were how many girlfriends you had, at once.
Happy 4th of July, Everyone and Lauren! I will try that tomorrow! :D
One of my characters had 313 lovers when they died, and every single one was a one night stand... so many STD's....
11:18 lol "kubz scouts and associates"
Hi there Lauren I ♡ your videos because I had Depression back then and when I watch your videos I was cured♡♡♡♡♡
I don't think depression can be cured, but it can be treated.
Debbie Monsegur yea lol i dont think lauren cures depression
Lauren: *my life is falling apart*
14 yo girls: omg same!
If someone breaks up, or divorces, or you need to pay then money after a breakup, or you’re going to jail,
You can just swipe the game away, and continue
I saw the original video Lauren btw I wanted to say hi and have a nice day💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
I love your channel Lauren I have almost all your merch and I LOVE THE POSTER it would mean the world to me if you reapplied
“He’s not very smart but that’s fine...”
Me: that’s all I’ve been wanting to hear my entire life
"Im dating Jess Aphmau"
"Yay"
*Jason or Aaron and Scary Slyvanna enters the chat*
Oof, I have 2 friends that had over 15 relationships and we’re only 14......they dated each other for a time....
Watching you on youtube in bitlife is a actually a choice
I love this video and every other one you have made!!!