THE 100 BABY CHALLENGE ...in BitLife

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  • čas přidán 18. 01. 2019
  • Today I attemped the 100 Baby Challenge while playing the Life Simulation app game called BitLife...
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  • @marvin3997
    @marvin3997 Před 4 lety +3919

    99% of her words in this
    'Have a baby'
    'Keep baby'
    'Repair Volvo'
    'Age up'

    • @staypawsom3
      @staypawsom3 Před 4 lety +24

      Mary Weirdo :3

    • @lovemensah6411
      @lovemensah6411 Před 4 lety +9

      So True

    • @SkyRaptor2326
      @SkyRaptor2326 Před 4 lety +36

      99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999%

    • @mailboxpipebomb
      @mailboxpipebomb Před 4 lety +15

      Keep baby

    • @SkyRaptor2326
      @SkyRaptor2326 Před 4 lety +16

      Now it’s 100%

  • @tylahsmith4118
    @tylahsmith4118 Před 5 lety +13024

    One of the son’s name is Percy Jackson...

  • @myrahharbhajanka9052
    @myrahharbhajanka9052 Před 2 lety +1328

    Imagine the doctor every year😭😭
    Lauren: Comes with her pregnant wife.
    Doctor: You again?

  • @Bubbles_Art
    @Bubbles_Art Před rokem +614

    “I am a baby, therefore I can not have babies”
    Wise words from Lauren

  • @de4830
    @de4830 Před 5 lety +6486

    ... nobody else notice she had a son called *PERCY JACKSON*
    Edit: and mike (short for *michael* ) *jackson*

  • @olivergreen3610
    @olivergreen3610 Před 4 lety +959

    She had a son named Percy Jackson and a son named Michele Jackson...
    She has different kinds of famous “kids” in this. That is amazing.

  • @TobysTown
    @TobysTown Před rokem +195

    She summoned a fandom naming a kid 'Percy' with the last name Jackson. Dam. This is gonna get chaotic.

    • @jisreading
      @jisreading Před rokem +21

      Anyone want a blue cookie along with those firework mishaps?

    • @AzraelIsAThing
      @AzraelIsAThing Před 10 měsíci

      WHO IS PERCY JACKSON??? IS THIS A MEME???

    • @Three-Moonwatchers
      @Three-Moonwatchers Před 10 měsíci +10

      @@AzraelIsAThingit’s a book series and it’s so good

    • @purpleissupeirior
      @purpleissupeirior Před 10 měsíci +7

      The fandom is chaotic

    • @tiniersloth360
      @tiniersloth360 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@Three-Moonwatchers dont tell him

  • @urdadlmao
    @urdadlmao Před rokem +102

    the fact loads of her kids are way older then her gf is rlly funny to me

  • @shroomy__rxcks
    @shroomy__rxcks Před 5 lety +963

    "I've been pregnant for our entire marriage, Jake. You've ruined my life! Every nine months, like a period comes UNBEARABLE pain that i can't handle! I don't want any more children! When will this torture end?!"

  • @albaahh988
    @albaahh988 Před 5 lety +570

    *have baby*
    *keep baby*
    *repair volvo*
    i want that life.

  • @gorselikesgrass4651
    @gorselikesgrass4651 Před 9 měsíci +23

    You know those times your friends at school are talking about how old their parents are? Imagine being the last kid and saying "Oh my dad's dead, but he had me a 97... beat that"

  • @user-pw9in9dm5j
    @user-pw9in9dm5j Před 5 měsíci +19

    I started freaking out at 11:47 she took PERCY JACKSON surfing, can't believe he won two wars but died because of a FIREWORK MISHAP

  • @katzenpfote6758
    @katzenpfote6758 Před 5 lety +341

    Have baby - keep baby - repair the volvo - age up - have baby - keep baby - repair the volvo - age up - have baby - ...
    Best life ever😂

  • @bagelbagel6518
    @bagelbagel6518 Před 5 lety +3105

    Lauren: I hope I dont die quickly
    Bitlife: *Im about to end this whole girls career*

  • @deverfamily6683
    @deverfamily6683 Před 2 lety +14

    "Have baby, keep baby, age up, repair the Volvo"
    -Lauren 2019

  • @danielleronimous7058
    @danielleronimous7058 Před rokem +23

    lauren: comes in to the hospital with a pregnat girl every year*
    the docters: what are you doing with these poor people?

  • @peachyriigacha
    @peachyriigacha Před 3 lety +4041

    Did anyone notice how the baby’s name was Percy, and their last name was *JACKSON* !!!

  • @g.y.9117
    @g.y.9117 Před 5 lety +816

    Kid At School: How many siblings do you have?
    One of Lauren’s Kids: Oh you know, only *NINETY-NINE*

    • @alvinbrown5809
      @alvinbrown5809 Před 5 lety +28

      Kid: 😧😦 dang you're parents are insane

    • @oliviataylor6994
      @oliviataylor6994 Před 5 lety +32

      Kid at schools reply: ew your parents kiss

    • @wellmeadowhealth01
      @wellmeadowhealth01 Před 5 lety +19

      Another kid at school: how many aunts and uncles do you have
      One of Lauren's grandkids: only ninety-nine

    • @pixi1823
      @pixi1823 Před 5 lety +5

      Lauren did the best out of anyone that did this challenge XD (Cyber and Nova failed sadly)

    • @actualmelio5118
      @actualmelio5118 Před 5 lety +4

      Ikr

  • @lenamarie2027
    @lenamarie2027 Před rokem +17

    "I just married the right girl. The girl that doesnt mind being preganant at ALL times in her lives, and all I have to do is stay fit and healthy!"-LaurenZside also known as Jake Jackson

  • @gabriellabroadway6612
    @gabriellabroadway6612 Před rokem +9

    Laruns wife: “Will the baby making stop!?” Larun : “ NO I NEED MORE “

  • @SammyMaggio
    @SammyMaggio Před 5 lety +236

    my fertile life package! includes:
    >have baby
    >keep baby
    >age up
    *>repair the volvo*

    • @s.b_0192
      @s.b_0192 Před 5 lety

      What does repair the Volvo mean?

    • @FirstNameLastName-cu9gb
      @FirstNameLastName-cu9gb Před 5 lety

      How do you do bold letters

    • @chelsea6144
      @chelsea6144 Před 5 lety

      Leah C you put the * at the start of the word and the end of a word example:*Lauren* but you have to put a space lmao

  • @aideendoesstuff200
    @aideendoesstuff200 Před 5 lety +207

    OMG I just realized she got a message when she had Percy "Congrats you are now the proud father of Percy Jackson" I'm dying XD

  • @havertzcc
    @havertzcc Před 2 lety +17

    Imagine the poor old doctor:
    Lauren: comes with her wife
    Doctor: more babies huh?
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @just_eliza.charter
    @just_eliza.charter Před 2 lety +6

    “Try for baby”
    “Keep baby”
    “Age up”
    “Repair Volvo”
    Repeat-
    I know this video is old but I’ve been rewatching all bitlife videos from Lauren 😂

  • @cha0s685
    @cha0s685 Před 3 lety +673

    “Oh no my dad died!”
    “Anyway.”

  • @elkela8432
    @elkela8432 Před 5 lety +234

    *have baby*
    *keep baby*
    *repair volvo*
    This goes for a while

  • @BlueberryMuffinBesties
    @BlueberryMuffinBesties Před rokem +7

    *Has a child named Percy Jackson*
    *Me:* She has summoned a fandom...

  • @jenna_3737
    @jenna_3737 Před 2 lety +4

    8:37 Lauren had a child named Percy Jackson!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @itxarii
    @itxarii Před 4 lety +261

    Lauren: “HaVe BaBy”. “kEeP bAbY”
    Me: I-

  • @xxtemmieplaysxx3905
    @xxtemmieplaysxx3905 Před 4 lety +614

    Lauren:I hope I don’t die that quick
    Bitlife:I’ll give them *cancer*

  • @I_Love_Bread_318
    @I_Love_Bread_318 Před 10 měsíci +4

    8:36 ah yes, Percy Jackson was Lauren's son

  • @dododoesit1839
    @dododoesit1839 Před rokem +3

    Lauren: Has a kid named Percy Jackson
    Me: Hey isn't that from my favorite book series?

  • @peachthekazookid7945
    @peachthekazookid7945 Před 4 lety +493

    Lauren : names baby percy
    Me: realises the last name is Jackson
    Lauren: doesn't care
    Me: PeRcY jAcKsOn

  • @CloutKamui
    @CloutKamui Před 5 lety +459

    >have baby
    >keep baby
    >age up
    >repair the volvo
    >age up
    >have baby
    >keep baby
    >age up
    >repair the volvo

  • @chloeg.
    @chloeg. Před 2 lety +3

    I love how she gets so excited. So funny love you Lauren

  • @Gemzi_TheSIMP
    @Gemzi_TheSIMP Před rokem +4

    Thank you Lauren for Entertaining me when I’m so bored and hot your the best with your hilarious content and just being your awesome self you are inspiration to everyone your my fav CZcamsr

  • @rw7516
    @rw7516 Před 5 lety +739

    You had 2 daughters named Kaitlyn 😂

    • @dtax3450
      @dtax3450 Před 5 lety +50

      if you had that many kids you’d run outta names to 🤣

    • @jenniferhester8965
      @jenniferhester8965 Před 5 lety +2

      @@dtax3450 😂😂

    • @caitlyn2122
      @caitlyn2122 Před 5 lety +5

      OH M GEE ME NAME IS CAITLYN

    • @DieAlteistwiederda
      @DieAlteistwiederda Před 5 lety +16

      I once accidentally had a Viktor and a Victor and they were twins. I just randomized both names and got those names.

    • @beabzzbzz
      @beabzzbzz Před 5 lety +2

      CaitlynTheWolf123 OMG I’ve never met anyone besides my sis that spells their name like yours!!!

  • @aconcept1579
    @aconcept1579 Před 5 lety +777

    Rip Mark Watson you deserved better ✌🙏😌

  • @Jynx_and-kits
    @Jynx_and-kits Před rokem +7

    LAUREN I DYED MY HAIR PURPLE FOR YOUUU (I mean no its the only thing to fit on my black hair) BUT NOTICE MY PLEASEEEEEE

  • @dumpster_fire4926
    @dumpster_fire4926 Před rokem +2

    14:49 is no one gonna talk about the “MEOWKKAKK”

  • @graceelizabethkate9035
    @graceelizabethkate9035 Před 5 lety +152

    I had 37 kids and 34 grandchildren, in BitLife , here are some pro tips. One play with a male character, Two try to play with a twin when you start out, Three look for a teen to have kids with, Four only have kids with a woman until she’s 35, Five if you need a new spouse find a crazy person so you can propose instantly, Sixth, keep trying to have kids even if it fails the first couple of times. Seventh, have kids until you’re very old. Ps I love your BitLife videos. 💜

    • @carlyk756
      @carlyk756 Před 5 lety +3

      Grace the kitten cat what did you mean by the second pro tip? also thank you so much for the pro tips 😊

    • @carlyk756
      @carlyk756 Před 5 lety +1

      PastelARMY oh thank you... sorry i’m a little slow

    • @graceelizabethkate9035
      @graceelizabethkate9035 Před 5 lety +1

      I meant when you start out if your starting person is a twin.

    • @anntatumswitzer7623
      @anntatumswitzer7623 Před 5 lety

      Grace the kitten cat I got the same amount of kids and grandchildren as you, but I had 48 kids and 23 grandchildren 😂

    • @kaleelambert4638
      @kaleelambert4638 Před 5 lety +1

      Great tips. I just had 43 children and 38 grandchildren. (Halfway through I noticed that he was gay... too late now)

  • @typerz2004
    @typerz2004 Před 5 lety +438

    8:38 Percy Jackson ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    **halfblood intensifies**

  • @eloisefriends
    @eloisefriends Před 4 měsíci +1

    The best Bitlife video I've ever seen 😂😂

  • @ambermihm-andrew
    @ambermihm-andrew Před rokem +1

    The amount of the word pregnant said is amazingly funny

  • @abby7127
    @abby7127 Před 4 lety +1081

    This once happened to me:
    Age 0:
    Age 1: you have been diagnosed with cancer of the buttocks
    Age 2: you have died of cancer of the buttocks

    • @xxarianagirlxx8065
      @xxarianagirlxx8065 Před 3 lety +31

      Tf XD

    • @abby7127
      @abby7127 Před 3 lety +28

      @@xxarianagirlxx8065 Ikr!?

    • @BelowAverageWoFChannel
      @BelowAverageWoFChannel Před 3 lety +24

      *Talk about a short life.*

    • @Mia-zn2dr
      @Mia-zn2dr Před 3 lety +12

      wth lol

    • @emeriljavier
      @emeriljavier Před 3 lety +46

      Imagine if this happens to you in real life that would really suck right what a short life for a new born baby and when you wake up next day poof dead baby.
      1 like = second life for the poor baby and love

  • @britany2142
    @britany2142 Před 5 lety +298

    Percy is born last name Jackson PERCY JACKSON!! You Poseidon

  • @reneewilcheck3248
    @reneewilcheck3248 Před 6 měsíci

    Lauren I absoulutly LOVE your channel thank you so much for exsisting I bless you every day

  • @catholly1264
    @catholly1264 Před 2 lety

    Lauren your videos are so funny you make me laugh and I love your channel!

  • @ariannacleveland
    @ariannacleveland Před 3 lety +444

    I like how she just went. “Have baby, keep baby, age up”

  • @FuntimeClown
    @FuntimeClown Před 5 lety +316

    Literally no one:
    Lauren: BaBiEs?!?!

  • @YourLocalLesbian_17
    @YourLocalLesbian_17 Před rokem +2

    100 baby challenge is in BitLife too! The app has lots of challenges

  • @thatonekid168
    @thatonekid168 Před rokem +2

    10:58 LOL 😂

  • @coyote5280
    @coyote5280 Před 5 lety +167

    She had a child named Percy Jackson
    Yes
    Edit: Oh my gosh 135 like tysm 0.0
    Edit 2: Why am I getting so many likes tysm XD

    • @cool5451
      @cool5451 Před 5 lety +1

      Schnauzerlove01 Percy Jackson mah senpai

    • @coyote5280
      @coyote5280 Před 5 lety

      @@emmierose3656 I know right?!?!

  • @thephantom7121
    @thephantom7121 Před 5 lety +175

    Do a life of crime challenge where you choose all the illegal options

  • @SLAAAAAY-zv6xx
    @SLAAAAAY-zv6xx Před rokem

    That family is gonna go on forever!!

  • @Actually_imaUnicorn
    @Actually_imaUnicorn Před rokem +3

    14:30 me : ur grandson kinda looks like a minion…

  • @haewonchoi2752
    @haewonchoi2752 Před 4 lety +734

    “Percy Jackson”
    Me: Are you sure it’s yours? Or did she cheat on you with a GREEK GOD?

  • @macycheese6664
    @macycheese6664 Před 5 lety +1827

    Lauren- “Life is just going fanta-“
    *miscarrige*
    Lauren- “NOOOO!”

  • @FeelingFroggy_Leap
    @FeelingFroggy_Leap Před 7 měsíci +1

    The cycle of Lauren this video: ✨
    "Have baby"
    "YESS"
    "Keep baby"
    "Repair Volvo"
    "Age up"

  • @TheDawnofVanlife
    @TheDawnofVanlife Před 8 měsíci +1

    This was hilarious. I know this is an old video. Side note, a CDL is basically a special version of a drivers license. So you could get one and be a trucker at 18. 😂 rare, but could happen.

  • @sapnapsmuffins4355
    @sapnapsmuffins4355 Před 5 lety +785

    Have baby
    Keep baby
    Age up
    Repair Volvo
    Attend funeral
    Age up
    Repeat

  • @cyanjeong7551
    @cyanjeong7551 Před 4 lety +3374

    “I am currently a baby, so i cannot have baby”
    “I can’t go to college. I’m too busy having babies”
    - lauren 2019

  • @catlover6461
    @catlover6461 Před 2 lety +4

    12:36 did anyone else find there name in this vid i did and its spelt that exact way

  • @Zoey_0629
    @Zoey_0629 Před 2 lety +4

    I am proud of you lauren.

  • @dismas_mersiv
    @dismas_mersiv Před 5 lety +571

    Yeet: how many siblings do you have?
    Percy: oh. You know............
    *NINETY NINE*
    Edit: I have never had this many likes! Thank you!

  • @xxxmelanietpstauber1183
    @xxxmelanietpstauber1183 Před 5 lety +521

    Even if you fail to get pregnant you can still get pregnant that same year lol so keep trying

    • @joli6457
      @joli6457 Před 5 lety +3

      Węïrd lil kiddø 456 likes and no repy?!?! Welp im the first to reply then

  • @Noahaft0n5923
    @Noahaft0n5923 Před rokem

    “Life is just going fantas- NOOOOO”
    Literally me everyday day, lol 😂

  • @Emily-T
    @Emily-T Před rokem

    4:48
    My name being Emily: UEJHEHHEW LOLOL-

  • @mlovestosleep
    @mlovestosleep Před 5 lety +793

    I did this and:
    Children:55
    Grandchildren:43
    Miscarriages:2
    Wives:10
    Died:98
    Altogether children:98
    So CLOSE

    • @ElatedTori
      @ElatedTori Před 5 lety +70

      You would've made it if you didn't have the miscarriages because you were 2 off 100 and you had 2 miscarriages

    • @alonelywriter6076
      @alonelywriter6076 Před 5 lety +7

      Wow

    • @mlovestosleep
      @mlovestosleep Před 5 lety +12

      ElatedTori1234 I know T^T

    • @mlovestosleep
      @mlovestosleep Před 5 lety +6

      Lillbug Homuth tAregato!

    • @ElatedTori
      @ElatedTori Před 5 lety +15

      @@mlovestosleep That's so depressing how you would've done it if there was no miscarriages xDDD

  • @mh-wo8ze
    @mh-wo8ze Před 5 lety +728

    Anyone realize one of the babies was named Percy Jackson?

  • @galaxyareis
    @galaxyareis Před 2 lety +1

    I just went onto bitlife and had a life from a long time ago since I haven’t played in a while, and the man was 50 something years old and I now have 20 children… 15 from one teenager and 5 from another, plus my stepdaughter from my first marriage. 21 is a great number.

  • @Olli_no
    @Olli_no Před rokem

    The Volvo is actually a legend. 👏A👏LIVING👏LEGEND👏

  • @judemanning
    @judemanning Před 5 lety +188

    Lauren’s parents- Whatcha doin with your life
    Lauren- Um just trying to get 100 babies on BitLife
    Lauren’s parents-....... good job 👍

  • @queen_m1694
    @queen_m1694 Před 3 lety +596

    She’s not going to point out that her son is Percy Jackson

    • @johnallison5238
      @johnallison5238 Před 3 lety +23

      She is Poseidon

    • @volalper
      @volalper Před 3 lety +20

      The son of Poseidon has returned.....

    • @chaz0s_621
      @chaz0s_621 Před 3 lety +15

      The best part of the game I called my kid Percy jackson too 😌

    • @eviegrace6781
      @eviegrace6781 Před 3 lety +11

      @@johnallison5238 or is she Sally and her husband is poseidon?

    • @becpella1119
      @becpella1119 Před 3 lety +5

      lol I saw that too

  • @nonesn00b39
    @nonesn00b39 Před rokem

    Jakes Family: what are you gonna name the baby?Jake:whatever bitlife choosees

  • @willbersoot2115
    @willbersoot2115 Před rokem +1

    At 8:38 THE PERCY JACKSON WAS PERFECT

  • @leodayton8315
    @leodayton8315 Před 5 lety +373

    At around 8:50 you can see that the second son’s name is Percy Jackson xD
    Sorry I’m a nerd

    • @jednoct
      @jednoct Před 5 lety +10

      Starry Bleu also his mom's name is Annabelle Lee and that's a name of someone in a Edgar Allan poe poem

    • @nildasalguero4567
      @nildasalguero4567 Před 5 lety +3

      SAME

    • @tassiay.6506
      @tassiay.6506 Před 5 lety +2

      Same!

    • @locallance1529
      @locallance1529 Před 5 lety +6

      1. Not a nerd.
      2. Well maybe both of us are.
      3. Also at 12:12.

    • @niy8646
      @niy8646 Před 5 lety +2

      So am I cause I noticed that

  • @thegirlthatdoesntlikemusic5383

    Famous babies:
    Percy Jackson
    Michael Jackson
    😂😂

  • @bobacatuwu12
    @bobacatuwu12 Před rokem +1

    I wanna say how all the people Jake had babies with were all just super crazy.

  • @NyxWas_Stolen
    @NyxWas_Stolen Před rokem

    A STACK OF BABIES LEZ GOOOOO

  • @Finn-ps8st
    @Finn-ps8st Před 5 lety +2678

    lauren: WERE GONNA HAVE A HUNDRED BABIES
    also lauren: *dies of cancer at age 8*

  • @woofbark5678
    @woofbark5678 Před 5 lety +316

    Percy can fight a war, defeat the titan lord Kronos, but, he can't light fireworks.....

  • @Allison6284
    @Allison6284 Před 10 měsíci +1

    "Life's going fanta- NOOOOOOO"
    *Wise words*

  • @milkxies8566
    @milkxies8566 Před 5 lety +245

    HOW DID SHE NOT NOTICE THAT SHE HAD A KID NAMED PERCY JACKSON

  • @theinconsistentartist
    @theinconsistentartist Před 2 lety

    Lauren: I hope I don't die too early
    The game: *how about no*

  • @madddddddddddddddie
    @madddddddddddddddie Před rokem +3

    Imagine the grandkids having uncles and aunts younger than them…

  • @floralwitch9793
    @floralwitch9793 Před 5 lety +674

    Lauren is the creator of Percy Jackson...
    It all make sense now

  • @mariatabeek7558
    @mariatabeek7558 Před 5 lety +152

    Percy Jackson?! BTW, if you, your kids, and your grandkids all did the 100 baby challenge, you would totally succeed.

  • @user-wi5zz1or9q
    @user-wi5zz1or9q Před rokem

    Wise words of Lauren
    "Have baby" "Keep baby"

  • @Imluvlinna
    @Imluvlinna Před rokem

    I rlly miss these bitlife videos

  • @chloeveeder872
    @chloeveeder872 Před 5 lety +175

    A tip: you can try to have a baby more than once a year. Normally it will happen at or before 7 tries

    • @thatonerandomflyingpig4949
      @thatonerandomflyingpig4949 Před 5 lety +8

      Chloe Veeder I had 10 in one year but they never were born. I have no idea what happened but it was like it never happened.

    • @lailac2987
      @lailac2987 Před 5 lety +4

      ThatOneRandomFlyingPig :/ how did u have 10 in one year. If ur pregnant and try to have a baby, it says ur already pregnant?

    • @meanhasus4583
      @meanhasus4583 Před 5 lety +1

      I dont understand

    • @london6229
      @london6229 Před 5 lety

      ok

    • @miguelgalindo4995
      @miguelgalindo4995 Před 5 lety

      29 childern/ 39 Grandchildren

  • @thebarnharts2399
    @thebarnharts2399 Před 4 lety +251

    Your son
    Percy Jackson
    Died of a fireworks mishap
    ME: not surprised

    • @todeemax1
      @todeemax1 Před 4 lety +29

      Im surprised.
      He's been to hell(underworld)
      He's been to heaven(olympus)
      He *almost* defeated a titan
      He bathed in a death river.
      He dared to sit on a throne
      He survived attacks that should have killed him.
      He has met all of the gods.
      He held Pandora's jar.
      He is almost indestructible.
      He was SEVENTEEN.
      He endured the death of someone
      He fought an army.
      He broke a bridge.
      He cleaned two Rivers with the break of a sand dollar
      He can breathe underwater
      He has godly friends.
      He has demigodly friends.
      He has a demigod girlfriend.
      He is a demigod
      He can control water
      He is an absolute beast.
      His dad is the sea god
      His mom is the best
      He has a HELLHOUND as a friend.
      Shall i go on?

    • @mistyria
      @mistyria Před 4 lety +2

      doot doot noot nott wat a d end song

    • @loki.stupid9579
      @loki.stupid9579 Před 4 lety +5

      doot doot noot nott He also went to Tartarus and back with Annabeth

    • @acetownsend1378
      @acetownsend1378 Před 4 lety +6

      @@todeemax1 and he held up the sky.

    • @iamdannyd
      @iamdannyd Před 4 lety +5

      The Barnharts Lauren: son it’s 4 July
      Son: yay mommy
      Lauren: let’s go see fireworks
      Son: ok
      Lauren: just don’t go near the fireworks
      Son: doesn’t hear Lauren
      Son: go near fireworks
      Son: oooh what’s this
      Lauren: NO WAIT DONT TOUCH THAT
      Son: touches
      Son: WHO I’m flying
      Lauren oh no
      Son: mommy why am I going down
      Son: dies
      Lauren: oh oh imma leave
      (Fake)

  • @izabella5719
    @izabella5719 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Real defenetion of "BIG Happy Family"

  • @wh1ch_way_up
    @wh1ch_way_up Před 2 lety

    Wow, congrats 🎉 ur BitLife person is now a 😌💗Hore💞✨

  • @Aaliyah-mf9eb
    @Aaliyah-mf9eb Před 5 lety +165

    I love how one of your kids were named Percy and your last name was Jackson so it was Percy Jackson and he was the first to die and being a Half blood is dangerous. Anyone who knows what I’m talking about you are great and anyone who doesn’t know read the book series Percy Jackson and the olympians it’s good trust me.

    • @oyasumi.3713
      @oyasumi.3713 Před 5 lety +1

      YESSSS!! So that means that one of her parents is a god or goddess.....

    • @carpool.
      @carpool. Před 5 lety +1

      I mean, it’s okay... not as good as HP😂👌

    • @oyasumi.3713
      @oyasumi.3713 Před 5 lety

      @@carpool.I AM A DEMI WITCH I love both!

    • @caymcgo14
      @caymcgo14 Před 5 lety

      YAS

    • @anamariaapostol
      @anamariaapostol Před 5 lety

      Maybe he's not really dead. He is in the traped Underworld

  • @sappy_
    @sappy_ Před 5 lety +198

    Literally 99% of the comments are just the Percy Jackson fandom screaming in everyone's faces.

  • @fish6780
    @fish6780 Před 2 lety +1

    i love how laurens kid is called percy jackson

  • @ilovepovs3365
    @ilovepovs3365 Před rokem +1

    "Oh no my dad died!" *Keeps trying to have baby's* "Oh no my mom died!" *But... More baby's*

  • @rawanalkadri1324
    @rawanalkadri1324 Před 5 lety +470

    I tried this and these are the results:
    I died at age 98
    I had 30 children
    And 29 grandchildren
    Lastly I had 4 lovers

  • @mlnglvlty
    @mlnglvlty Před 5 lety +334

    What are those kids doing to that Volvo.