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- čas přidán 29. 06. 2024
- Cmon Valve, I know you've been delaying the Summer 2024 Update waiting to yoink my picks...
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Reuploaded since CZcams completely snubbed the video and refused to promote it at all, edited out a certain word to hopefully appease the almighty algorithm overlords!
They cannot silence The…yknow…Update!
GYATTTTTTT
Great excuse to start up a patron for the uncensored version 😄
Maybe YT was right this time
I really wanted big slappy to be a part of this, I mean. IT'S AN ASS c'mon!
And you were correct, this video was recommended to me
what if scout time was called FREAKY time and instead of reviewing workshop cosmetics he reviewed MUSCULAR MEN
God, if only….
tick tock
@@user-qj4px6ob4y heavy like a brink truck
BLU Scout from Lil Pootis
Sounds fun!
TF2 community be like: Sex, Hats, Memes, Gay sex
Wouldn’t have it any other way!
The gay sex thing with TF2 was funny for uhhh a good minute but I don't understand how it's funny do i have to be dropped as a baby to be able to find it funny
@@onlyclownsreadthislmfao you just don't get it...
@@onlyclownsreadthislmfao it's just a funny in the community due to the buff merc meme. I'm hetero, but it's still something I joke about.
@@onlyclownsreadthislmfaoyou aren't a true TF2 player if you don't like gay sex
Seduce me
What? Spy I ain't gonna
SEDUCE ME!
“Hey uh.. good lookin’, I got a bucket of chicke-“
*slap*
*”I’m not one of your fried chicken TRAMPS!”*
@@ItsActuallySaturn "I am a woman. I like my men mysterious, dangerous! You want to be my lover? Earn it! Seduce me!"
Valve not only removed the bots they removed scout time's straightness
his straightness was never on his side
Honestly I wana see the shirtless cosmetics that aren't ripped, "Boston beer belly" "Russian round ram" "beer and gear" there are so many good ideas
SAAAAME i saw the heavy cosmetic at 6:00 and i saw the goddam painted on abs and i was like NO!!!! THAT MAN HAS AN INSULATING LAYER OF FAT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!!!
I still gonna hold off buying the exposed cosmetics for atleast a month
oh you would LOVE the twink scout crop top cosmetic
@@macaronitony93 "Scottish staunch scotch" "liberty layers" "nautral insulation" just three more for demo, soldier and pyro off the top of my head
"theyre not hot enough" medic:
agreed
🤨😊
Agreed!
Literally
hes so hot i NEED him
REAL!!
Bro was gone for 9 months and decided to give birth to this.
Peak takes time /silly
video mpreg
the therapy and reorientation sessions lasted longer than he thought
Bro, tou still need to kepp your hansd out yo wallets for this one
If Valve had the guts, they'd change the name of the Mad Milk throwable to Man Milk. 💯
It is confirmed though that it is actually man milk… Yeah
@@Watch10045 it's milk from irradiated cows...
@@billymkj2763 Is confirmed that the weapon was originally meant to be called the Mann Milk, but it was later changed for a clear issue with it.
but seriously why is valve so reluctant to add the catwalk😭. i would use it 24/7
I would tottally forgo the boycott if they had it
SPY- I MEAN TOM JONES YOUR SON IS RATING BUFF COSMETICS!!
singer-songwriter tom hanks, not to be confused with award-winning actor tom jones
@@squealer2874 thx for the correction
Medic got the lean mean team jeans
and chest with a fur (fur)
The whole team is looking at him
He hits the flor (he hits the flor)
Before you know
Health bar is low low low low low...
Just give Demoman a traditional scottish kilt
Literally commando
Finally the "S3x Case"
real
One day i hope we'll see Mean Lean Team Jeans in TF2. We are in deseperate need of a new pair of All-Class pants.
i love your tf2 gmod ports, you are amazing never stop king :>
Freaky Fortress gonna be WILD
Engineer with abs scares me
As it should.
@@ScoutTime It doesn't fit him
@@lonewolfinthetardis2640Exactly! Engineer needs a dad bod, not a six pack.
@@limendime3720 YES! You get it!
Me: "How can you make Scout possibly hotter?"
Scout Time: "What if I made him Johnny from Guilty Gear?"
cheering and yelling like my favourite team just scored a touchdown when you revealed the gnarliest garb
dang ScoutTime must have had a hard time doing all of this with one hand,respect
wild
good video to end off pride month
When I saw the hat cosmetic for pyro I was so scared about the body cosmetic I'll let you guess why 💀💀💀💀
because of the....YEA....update thumbnail, i thought the pictures in the tier list was rule 34 💀
1:32 holy shit that's Johnny -Guilty Gear- Team Fortress
what if team fortress 2 was called freak fortress 2...
helping hands + burly beast = me being one step closer to totally shirtless medic 😄😊
You know, The Bushwalker would be AMAZING for Casual Hide N Seek Sniper Players as well as Spy Players that spam Box Trot.
god i love big beefy men you're doing a service to the gays
Scout don’t forget to not buy crates it’s a part of #FixTF2
Just a friendly reminder tho :)
If I do unbox anything, they'll all be from the secondary market (NOT the SCM)...Valve won't see a penny hahah
@@ScoutTime it.. doesnt work like this. I mean, this Secondary market had to buy it from valve isnt it?
@@jecksfoxofficial Valve won't get any money from the crates themselves because they are free to acquire then can be sold off platform (3rd party markets). However, Valve obviously still gets money from people buying the keys, either from the Mann co store or the steam community market, but even if all people stop buying keys from Valve, there are still keys on 3rd party markets from before #Fixtf2 , meaning Valve won't get any extra money from people buying those keys.
@@jecksfoxofficialkinda depends cause some players could have put their crates for sale in that secondary market.
The keys still need to be bought from valve, so it still is a monetary incentive for valve. I wouldn’t recommend doing it but if it is what makes you happy then I can’t change that
“the mercs aren’t hot enough”
Absolutely disagree. Anyway, I love this. I was giggling and kicking my feet the whole time, thank you for compiling these ❤
the intro scared the shit out of me 💀
best part about pimp demoman would be the fact you could recreate the black baron from madworld with it and NO ONE WOULD BE THE WISER
im legitimately gonna open steam and favorite and upvote every single one of these
20:15 i saw the pixelated item and i knew instantly.
The thick and girthy update!
Thank you so much for showing off Sizzling and Krak-Attack, I greatly appreciate it! :) I did want to mention that I wasn’t able to see Sizzling on the workshop link, if you’re willing to add it to it, that would be awesome! Thanks again :D
Absolutely! I will fix that ASAP, complete accident on my end. Thanks!
@@ScoutTime No worries! Thank you for fixing it! :)
I want The Gnarliest Garb (Hunk) So damn much😭😭
WHO DOESNT
He looks s c r u m p t i o u s in that crop top dude i need it, I NEED
0/10 big slappy wasn't included
I was going to but it was unlisted from the workshop and I wanted to respect the creator :>
@@ScoutTimeI’m literally shaking and crying on the floor that they did that
no big slappy - day ruined
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A true American hero has been lost.
Ah yes, a fellow scout making the long awaited sex update, everything is in place as scout is God's gift
Unironically love the set of cosmetics you have picked for the summer update, I will genuinely be disappointed if valve doesn't add exactly these items now - heavy main
Theres nothing different about this video
Nothing...nothing at ALL :clueless:
Scout time when heavy place walks in
God forbid the Triage Service gets added to the game, I can only imagine the amount of medic girlfriends using that on their medics.
we are NOT! Takeing cult of the lamb insperation for a shooter lmao
11:01 why the hell was i blushinng!?
Lean mean team jean with the skin colour paint will be crazyyyy
Pretty sure this would fix all of TF2’s problems in a instant.
if valve wants to show that they care (besides the amazing ban wave of bot accounts), they definitely need to take notes for a summer update like this. we need a little bit of pride to regain after the downward spiral that was the bot crisis.
THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD! I really want that scout hat near the start and the pyro shirt so badly! most of the taunts are a bit okay! but if you do a Halloween or Christmas cases can you add those two last taunts you couldn't add in the summer case?
Those two taunts looks really fun! I do need to get more taunts as well, but I def would buy the new ones! and those effects looks really good too!
Thanks for the kind words, I'm glad you enjoyed my picks! Make sure to support the items you liked on the Steam workshop :>
@@ScoutTime yes, yes!
WE NEED IT NOW, WE NEED A MEDIC IN A MAID COSTUME AND HEAVILY MUSCLED MEN
Heavy: “CHARGE ME DOCTOR!”
Medic: “INCOMING! I AM THE ÜBERMENSH!”
Both: “Hit” sounds
Must be hard playing with one hand after this update
I have waited four- no, five thousand years for this!
Im not really into big buff men but I am glad you made a case tailored for the majority of the TF2 community (yall are so gay)
Tick tock heavy like a brinks truck
Love that you’re back man missed these videos
24:10 I love when unusuals do this and arnt png like
or if they are they use effects of motion such as bubbling or the jellyfish effects which spawn multiple thin bubble column trails
WE NEED THE TRIAGE SERVICE
Listen i know it's about the "Sex update, haha sex is so funny" but these ideas and concepts for cosmetics are actually very VERY great! Y'know it would be really awesome if vavle could at least add community made cosmetics and items. These ideas and designs fit the characters so much and it makes them much more nicer and sillier and it just looks so good! And do you know why im saying this? Its because i love, LOVE, LOOOVVVEEE games with customization, ESPECIALLY character customization, and throughout these past few decades all i could do is pray that vavle could at least release some more cosmetics that i could at least use to make my little scout or my pyro look slightly more cute and livly, man.. When will vavle ever listen...
(EDIT : 9:20 the tiktok medic gooners are going bonkers rn)
Thank you so much! That was my goal with this; it’s still the haha funny joke BUT it’s actually good hahah
27:06 It's glue, of course ...what else could it be?
1:34 Why I want to press 214+K while looking at this?
9:41 Dude you turned into Mutahar
The amount of times i had to pause and just look at my screen with open mouth is emberassing
Fun fact!: The natural born shooter and the rest of the set is just a johhny reference from guilty gear.
This is ''Straight'' up the greatest ''Sex update'' idea video i have seen
18:32 if you love doing the breast milk stab on spy, you HAVE to use this cosmetic
I saw "brim" and "shady" in the medic section and I imagined one of those memes where a set of words sounds kind of like a name, place, or event. Like if an article said "nine extentions" and someone put a red circle around it with this emoji 😮 and the towers falling. Anyway the joke is Eminem.
WDYM 'NOT HOT ENOUGH'?! THESE PIXELS ARE SMOKING 😭🙏
aside from the video making me desire the mercs in an unholy carnal way, that hawaiian flare shirt is actually so sick i'd love it for a pyro loadout
sExcellent picks!
16:25 bruh i heard here not "the Bling King" but heard "the blinking"
What plenty of years without updates does to a man:
The sunset shades has a nice 60s presentation that works with TF2 style
the aim here pick genuinely made me laugh out loud 😭😭😭😭
I'm a very gay Medic main and I'm glad you picked the Medic cosmetics that I want the most. I own the burly beast and I need those burly arms for the handsome medical mann.
3:24 "This goes "straight" in the assassin grade"
My man, you are horribly underrated. This is great!
Thank you so much, means a lot :>
@@ScoutTime No worries! Thanks for making such awesome content! :3
The one case I would actually buy just for the pyro set. Good job!
tinfoil fish also why is your avatar so massive on the screen maybe on phone looks normal but the scout takes up the whole screen it scares me feels like im in a rpg
I’m a story-critical NPC
damn, valve listened kinda
Five items outta the update!
Yeah, but how would the community format it!!! WEAPONS!!!! WAR PAINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAMEMODES!!!!!!!!!!!!! MADCAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CIVILIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW CONTRACTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEAPON REBALANCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE MAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seriously why does valve hate warpaints
Wish I knew hahah
Dont mind me, leaving a comment so you get blessed by the algorhythm
🙏
@@ScoutTime I said don't fucking mind me wtffff
2:15 I friggin died
17:18 THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!
Man, when I came across this vid I said “Man What The Fuck, Did ValvE Really Do This?” And instantly clicked lol.
The sunday vest would be commando grade or assassin
scout and medic just need the best cosmetic even though medic has a lot of shirt cosmetics and i am a medic main but uber wear the black all class xmas military cap( cant think of the name of it ) and the gold nine pipe i think is the best medic loadout
Me when “tick tick heavy like a brinks truck”
Still night but I see this in CZcams and watch to I sleep
And the Burly Beast just exists
0:57 they would update localization files
I love seeing this guy slowly losing his mind
i wonder how many people will use the bodybuilder cosmetic and the Tex support taunt with the bubbly bliss
Scout Time will Never recover from this.
this video is now a permanent part of Scout Time's legacy >:D
he will be forever remembered as the creator of the sex update and nothing else!
tick tock heavy like a brinks truck
dislike. throwing myself in a pool ( 🫶🏼 i hate that you're right )
The preview catched me
For the next update i actually hope we get a lot of pants and shoes cosmetics, we dont have a lot of them, especially pants
3:57 we can get jack black too?
First 2 cosmetics and we alr got a Guilty Gear reference, peak update 10/10