Fast & Furious 9 - Running On Empty
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- čas přidán 30. 06. 2021
- The Fast & Furious franchise feels like its starting to run out of ideas, and never is this more obvious than with the most recent addition. Join me as I review F9: The Fast Saga.
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Watch attack on titan its better then any shit you booked for yourself
We need film adaptations of your books, Drinker.
Will jordan
Thanks, Drinker this series has gone downhill very far. I mean the next movie may as well be in on the moon.
If you can get drunk and watch Ghostbusters 2016, I can get drunk and watch Fast 9.
"I don't need physics.. I got family" - The whole movie in a nutshell
yea I liked it overall as a silly movie and that was what I was expecting going in. but they are really taking the whole "ignore physics" thing a little bit too hard.
say what
Damn right 😂😂😂😂😂
The F&F franchise in a nutshell.
From street racing and petty theft hijinks with a sprinkling of Family, to literal superheroes on a G.I. Joe tip that can make mentions of "family" a losable drinking game.
Dom doesn’t need Drinker to like this movie, he has family.
Family is overrated
@@clxwncrxwn You're overrated
@@clxwncrxwn Damn, someone has issues...
You can't stand family without scotch.
Ah, yes, “family”. We have dismissed that claim. 👋
Wasn't Dom just a regular Cali dude that was a good driver ? How the fuck did he pick up all the ninja shit
Family!
@@hazardeur lol
Because he got family
Internet
Skillshare
"the series started out 20 years ago"
Sad me realizing 20 years ago was 2001 and not 1991: I'm getting old
Good times are gone huh
It didn’t really hit me until I realized there’s a population of Millions that considers anyone born in the 20th century “old”
Ah the year i was born. God i wish i can go back to the 90s
Plot leak. In FF10 John Cena's character gets assassinated by Chinese agents for saying Taiwan is a country.
*West Taiwanese agents
@Gleep Wurp
😂 Exactly.
In FF10 dom will be transgender just to make things spicy
And it's up to the gang to get revenge.
Edit: Oh sorry it's up to the family to get revenge.
They couldn't see him? 👋
Don't forget China Town Cena 😂
Yep, that risible cretin really did humiliate himself didn’t he!
John Xina
John Sino
Bringing global politics into one of the only recent films to forgo identity politics! Good job, John! Ya dick!
Cena: “OH SPANK ME DADDY CHINA!”
Dom: Were in a space ship being sucked into a black hole. But that black hole didn't count on us being family.
NOS!
You just ruined the whole movie for me. No sense in watching it now.
And that’s how Riddick was created
Wow. Dom is related to a black hole.
@@terrancemanning1378 It was at a party. Alcohol was involved. Poor choices were made.
If the next movie isn't called "FX" or "FasTen Your Seatbelts," I want nothing to do with this franchise anymore.
This comment is god
"Don't forget to FasTen your seatbelts!" - Vin Diesel
Nah
They don't do seatbelts anyways 😂😂
FFX just to confuse Fast & Furious with Final Fantasy
FF10: For Fuck’s Sake
Cardi B as a SWAT leader is the most unrealistic thing in the whole film.
I had no idea what was going on.. I thought she was from another movie and I forgot. But nah it was just to show girl power with her crew of diverse ladies
Really? Cardi B??? Please tell me that you're joking?
@@jrt2792 if only, she saves Dom from the bad guys by showing up with her girls as a fake squad of swat officers or something. And the bad guys don’t even question it 🤪 #girlpower
@@jrt2792 eff it why not? 😆
@@jorn3432 Cause that's terrible casting?
“Dom, we can’t go to Hell and kill Satan.”
“Sure Satan is strong but we got family.”
Ain't that the whole plot of supernatural until season 4-5?
Fast and Doom
Why is the reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama?
Cause you don’t turn your back on your family
Doesnt everyone have family, even the mob?
Basically.
Fast then: Point Break with racers
Fast now: Short bus Mission Impossible
Family
Short bus Ocean's 10
Bro, I just watched the first one with my girlfriend the other day. And that was the first thing i pointed out that this is like point break with really fast cars 🤣🤣.
Funny thing is too is that those movies are a decade apart lol.
Point break came out in 1991 I believe fast and the furious came out in 2001 so The fact that you pointed out point break means you have to be close to my age 😂😂 omg that fact we can tell how old people are just by reference of a movie is freaking hilarious
How accurate
😂
Had this thought multiple times while watching the movie:
"It's a good thing pacemakers, metal joint replacements, metal tooth-fillings, body piercings, and restaurants with metal utensils don't exist while they are using that super-magnet thing."
Glad they didn't drive past any hospitals.
F9: Dom’s brother is the bad guy
F10: Dom’s mother is the bad guy
F11: Dom’s long lost son is the bad guy
F12: Dom’s pet dog from his childhood is the bad guy
F13: Dom from an alternate timeline is the bad guy
Don't give them ideas.
Yeah there’ll be a cloning thing soon once they run out of new tanned, roided up sacks of meat to prop up on-screen
F14: Dom's dad wasn't actually dead and they fused him with a new supercar, and is the bad guy.
@@nicholaspauly5934 F15: Dom vs. Godzilla made from Don’s DNA
F16: Dombot prime, a transformer from an alternate dimension is the bad guy
FF 10: "Street racers use modified cars to traverse a black hole to go back in time and save the world"
Fast & Furious 13: "Find out how these street racers caused the Big Bang event and taught the first fish to thrive on land."
FF10: Interstellar?
For a second I thought "that's not the plot of final fantasy"
@@Texas240 on a another channel discussing this dumpster fire, the consensus in the comments was this franchise and the transformers franchise needs to combine.
@@MrSGL21 - actually sounds like an oddly reasonable idea: over the top action, cars, and a Cena/Walberg reunion!
You can really feel the loss of The Rock and Jason Statham, and you can definitely feel the chemistry these 2 have in their spinoff. It's the same silly nonsense as the later F&F movies, but the actors are having fun again.
Common sense : But that character is dead
Fast Franchise : I've altered the deal pray I don't alter it any further
Guys, Dom's bro was there from the beginning, we just couldn't see him!
You're right!
He was in China.
@LTNetjak honestly Bautista isnt bad at all as far as wrestler turned actors go, ceritantly better than Cena
Fast 10 : ninja cena : a prequel
Just makes the franchise look worse when they turn to a guy whose career is essentially a meme.
Drinker: This movie doesn't have a political agenda.
John Cena in Mandarin: Are you sure about that?
John Cena just turned out to be another hollow Chinese Knockoff.
I thought that was to bait the mainland chinese to watch the movie, they'll eat up anything when you include them (unless you mention hongkong/taiwan or paint them the bad guy or sumthin), but i can see your point 🤔
John China
John China and our president Beijing Biden
@@vjbd2757 😂 Chong Xina?
I'm calling it, they'll soon be either fighting an alien invasion or time traveling lmao
Somewhere in a writer's room deep underground under some heavily guarded facility, awkward glances are exchanged, the air is tense. Everybody in the room holds their breath, unsure of what to say. Your comment has just been proposed as a debate topic a few seconds ago. Suddenly one of the writers looks up. He just came to the only objectively right conclusion. The room is dead silent and almost like in slow motion one word pierces the tension: "Both".
I just want to personally thank you. It will be a hell of a movie.
@@spacemonkeyentertainment6413 or alternate dimensions
It's turning into a street racing version of the MCU.
I say time travel is the best option to revisit events of past movies. Also it’s the next step from space travel since black magic wouldn’t fit well in a science fiction world like this.
@Xymos street racing?
Fast 9 definitely for me was also the movie where I was like "this is just... not fun anymore"
I already had a moment like that with 8, where I thought it was a bit too much, but 9 just went way too far.
I will say I did really enjoy the flashback scenes with Dom as a teen.
"Fuck it, why not???" is the new, "Naaaaah, it'll be fine."
We have a winner! Congrats! 😆
He uses fuck it why not when he likes the movie/franchise, and naaaah it'll be fine when he doesn't .
Cue in clip of Leelo laughing in slow mo.
I cant believe in early 2000s it was just about street racing and not very big criminals. Now they are fighting against secret organizations in space...
yolo
To be fair, the franchise should have ended after Walker's untimely passing
@A B facts 🙌🏼
@A B true. But to be fair, I only saw like two of them, long time ago, and didn't care for them
To be fair those blockbuster profits are way too tempting for the producers.
Na, it start "heating up" there, pun intended 😂👆
No. The Rock is awesome
When the bad guy's car was saved by a Drone Jet and then Don 'Bungee jumped' with a car when the bridge was gone, my brain was just going 'Nothing makes sense, nothing is relevant, how can i feel something that is just 1000% unbelievable'
That scene killed the whole movie for me. + The CGI looks like a PC game
This reminds me of what happened with WCW. Started out poorly, then immediately became popular with something big, ran that big thing pretty strongly, became a victim of that success, big egos got in the way, and then things went batshit crazy. The only thing that hasn't happened yet is ending on a bittersweet note or a whimper.
The writers literally looked at the memes we made mocking them and said “Yes, this is what the fans want”
😆😆😆😆
lol
As a fan of the series, I would have just preferred the sequel bring back all the old villains who want to take down Dom and his "family", or revenge. Maybe Cypher has people break out Lance (Johnny Tran's right-hand man in the 1st film, who was injured last time we saw), Carter Verone (2nd movie) and some of his gang, Takashi (3rd movie), Arturo Braga (4th movie), and Brixton (Hobbes and Shaw) though that depends on if he survived.
Cypher teams up with them as way to make sure that if they want to take Dom down, she'll have more eyes on him and his family, leaving no way out for him. In fact, when things start getting real, and one of the characters gets captured and they ask, "What is this?", then all these villains come out and Cypher says, "The race is over.".
Literally what Godd Howard did with Skyrim as well lol
@@osmanyousif7849 Talking like plot matters in a FnF movie 😆😆😆😆
I’d rather Vin Diesel did more Riddick rather than pumping out yet another damn fast and furious movie.
But...... MONEY!!! Easy retirement
the FF franchise has basically become an ensemble version of XXX movies
And yeah, Riddick movies would be nice, though I kind of think they went too big too fast with it (and too weird), and now the franchise is ruined. Should have taken advantage of Riddick being kind of an assassin and anti-hero for a few movies and expand the universe a bit.
Nah he's too old now
Apparently, Vin recently said it's set to start filming soon. Riddick is severely underrated.
Yeah, to date I've only ever seen the first Fast and Furious movie and Im perfectly okay with that. Pitch black was one of my favorite movies ever....the sequels were fairly lacking but after the 3rd one I kinda felt like they were attempting to do almost a soft reboot before going forward but they have yet to do that =/
Dom, why does the FF series suck?
Dom: "Family"
Yeah as he seizes in his wheelchair
It doesnt suck though lol.
@@zl3791 it sucks, why would you watch fnf when you can watch avengers
@@TheCapitalWanderer No it doesnt and who said you cant watch both. Also the MCU is currently garbage.
I Am Groot
No joke, I had no goddamn clue they were up to the 9th installment. Perhaps I'm just living under the ultimate rock when it comes to movies, but the last time I had even heard of this franchise was when James Rolfe quipped in an old video "What are they going to call the next one, The Fast & The FOURious?" Time flies.
Letty: Dom there's no bridge
Dom: fuck the bridge, we got family
Lol! Fuck the bridge
@@simsingh8492 fuck the bridge so that we can have more family members!:D
😆😆😆😆
Even if they would've just drove off the cliff and headed down, nothing would've happened. Dom already did that in the 7th movie.
@@rcole718 and 5th I think 🤔
They're going to roll Vin Diesel out in a fucking wheelchair when he's 80 for Fast Fifty Shades of Tank Tops.
they're still rolling out arnie ffs
Fast and Furious Fifty-five Shades of Rainbow Coloured LGBT+ Unicorn Safe Space Family
@@hunkyhaggis2161 wont be the same with pink electric city cars
if he dies before then no doubt they'll dig him up a'la cgi stylee
F&F 50: too fast to retire
NoS on wheelchairs in illegal, night-time old ppl's homes corridor races. Nurses be there in thongs and mini-skirts waving them off
The biggest dissapointment for me is that they keep changing things that happened in previous movies. Often it is small details like Dom's father dying in a stock car instead of the 70's charger that Dom built up in the garage, but sometimes it is big changes like Han surviving tokyo drift and adding a third sibling to the Toretto family that we just conveniently never heard about until now.
"The movie has no political agenda"
Literally brings back Han, makes him less useful and make his "sister" the plot device.....
How’s that a political agenda?? That’s just lazy writing, lol
Wtf are you even talking about lmao, you might aswell say everything is a political agenda
Will John Cena be apologizing to the chinese government again in mandarin for his poor performance?
❄️
John China?
Zhong Xina?
Hard to picture him as a hard man after that pathetic pandering and grovelling
@@markwheeler4245 I’m sure he cares about how hard you think he is 🤣
F&F "writers" : "So how more stupid are we gonna make this franchise"
F&F producers: *One quarter mile at a time*
I thought you were referring to the Tesco fashion line.
"How more stupid?"
"Yes."
@@asch7906- how more stupid?
- family
all that's left is for Dom to get a DeLorean with a flux capacitor and take it up to 88mph
6:18 When she said to the kid that he drives like his dad i died laughing. His dad literally drives like that, lmao.
They need to rename the franchise " the fast and you can't be serious"
😂👍🏼🤣... !
the fast and the furiously ridiculous
Comment of the day...congratulations my friend...good one!
Or ... 'This Is All Just Bull Shit'
Clever 👍🏿
At this point they could literally take on the Avengers
because fuck physics right?
Dom's family is bigger than all assembled avenger together 😂
Exactly -_-
I'd pay to see that
Literally huh?
R.I.P Paul Walker... You are still missed...
The next installment will be called "FX: Crash and burn"
How has olive garden not done a promotion yet? When youre here, youre family
Amazing😂
Literally the easiest marketing cross over
Why did I hear Vin Diesel's voice in my head when I read the last line?🤣
@@jturnbow71 you’re not alone hahaha
I am surprised that the Family Channel branding wasn't dusted off just to run endless marathons of this series.
The Fast and the Furious: “Let’s race for pink slips.”
Fast 9: “Let’s go to war against cyberterrorists. Because family.”
...in space.
Sounds about right
So true😂 perfect 🙌💯
It upsets me so much the way they brought back characters from Tokyo Drift. Like, Sean defeated the drift king from the theoretical "drifting land", after being seen by everybody as mad a kid that can't drive, only to became a rocket scientist with dumb jokes as his lines. Han had the greatest character atmosphere ever, a dude who was completely into giving away all his material goods to get to know who's by his side. All he had was the family he built, after losing Gisele. Then, they transform this person, with this unique personality, into asian John Wick and don't even explain how he got away from the accident. The best answer we got from F9 writers about it was "Mr. Nobody made it seem like he died". That's the deepest they dive into what should be the greatest explanation we waited years to receive. Honestly, it's ridiculously absurd how they destroyed the franchise and it's characters only for marketing.
FX will introduce inter-dimensional worm holes, where the gang will have to team up, or face off, with other versions of themselves. Only in this one, every character will gender-swapped.
“There is no political pandering within this movie.”
*Chinese Communist Party coughing nervously*
🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻♥️
@@jamesduncan6729 Well, inside the movie... I have the uneasy feeling the next one will try harder pandering to WInnie The Poo
John xina
There is no John Cena in Ba Sing Se
John Shin-a in this, so yeah, it's got ChiCom tainted.
Dom the type of a guy to write "family" as the answer to all the questions in the exam
Family is codeword for gang.
MAGNETS HOW TF DO THEY WORK?
2+2 = family
And get a 100%
X+Y=Family
@@supergamer-o4637 XX + XY = family
Fast and furious: Dom 10,000: the reason Dom is invincible is because he's actually a terminator robot who was once human, he lost his family in the future and was tasked to kill Mia Toretto, because Mia is going to give birth to the most dangerous man on the planet in the future. However his memory chip was damaged and forgot his mission. His deep longing for family leads him to build one. He can't go back in his time because he forgot about it and stayed and lived in the past.
His presence in the past creates a chaos in the time space continuum, his future self was sent to the past with other killing machines to purge Toretto and his family.
Watch the fast and furious: Dom 10,000, the 10,000th film in the franchise giving you the best origin story.
Oh, and Brian was resurrected from the flames of eternal life.
The only thing left that would make any sense is a Fast and Furious crossover with Transformers. Optimus Prime and Dom team up to stop Megatron and Cypher.
Imagine the speeches Optimus and Dom would make together. Dom calling the autobots family would be legendary.
Even as a joke, the movie would still make more sense than whatever they’re doing now.
i want everyone to just take a moment and realize, the Drinker watched this dumpster fire so we didn't have too.
God Bless The Drinker.
Raise your glasses, gents. To The Drinker.
A hero we can all look up to.
For that next round is on Me.
For above and beyond the call of duty, I raise a glass of Lagavulin. Cheers Mate!
“Fast 10 Your Seatbelts”
A genetically enhanced Jesse is back for revenge on Dom for leaving him to bleed on the sidewalk.
That's actually an awesome title
Plot Twist: He was ressurected by Johnny Tran, who also became genetically enhanced by Cipher during the events of Fate
Sadly, they misses the oppotunity to be called like that, they called "fast 10 part 1 and 2"
@@lpj2216 Fast 10 Infinity Race and Fast 10 End line
Copyright that so they can pay you for the upcoming ad campaign.
I have the original on a DVD. I still play it once a year. And it's still fun!
I remember watching the first Fast & Furious movie when I was really young. They stole Cathode Ray TVs and smuggled things across the US-Mexico border. We haven't used CRT since the early 2000s
I'm sorry this film didn't live up to Drinker's expectations. *proceeds to apologize in Mandarin*
Lmao, nice
In John Cena voice: 对不起
The most famliest family to ever family, fam.
Fast and Furious: 99% More Family.
F&F10 : they be fighting Dom's long lost mom, stopping the radioactive meatloaf
@@kaelthunderhoof5619
Dom's Mom - who is the key to everything.
This series proves people will spend their hard earned money on any mess Hollywood spits out.
Patrons leaving the cinema: I don't have anymore money, but I got FAMILY!
Pretty sure that "F* it, why not" is the guiding principle of the whole franchise. And that's not necessarily a bad thing.
It's not necessarily a good thing either.
If they can Mel Brooks it with both suspension of disbelief and some fourth wall jokes, it might work. If they play it straight all the time like it seems to be the case, it does not really work.
“Where else could it go?” I immediately thought “outer space” as a joke, and then… It turned out to be outer space. Someone should tell the Pentagon about strapping rockets onto cars and crashing them into satellites. We have rockets, and we have cars. It’s a no-brainer. Literally.
Why not just the Rocket itself
Don't forget, they have Family.
@@MrCenturion13 LOTS OF FAMILIES!!!!
@@bennydave4160 Silence Heathen!
Bro I was fucking DYING during the entire movie cuz it just got more and more ridiculous. This movie is godawful, but I knew that before watching it. I bet next movie will either introduce teleportation, deep space, or time travel. How will they do it? Family
“It feel like a series that run out of ideas and creative energy, costing on past success rather than trying anything new or interesting”
Marvel and Disney: Nah, it will be fine
They're not even trying to make it about cars anymore. The plot was lost a few movies ago
At least the Loki series has been pretty good so far.
@@alextrevino7304 no really, one you start to think about it is pretty bad.
@@diegohaung2831 it’s not
@@alextrevino7304 😂 sure.
F&F17: Dom meets with Preschooler Yoda after defeating the whole army of clones made after the Mandalorian just to bring back Brian O’Conner.
Granted, I only watched the first one, but for a movie series to have debuted more movies than some TV series have episodes is pretty impressive in its own way.
The movie loses tension cuz no one can die, literally had Tyrese's character Roman, get shot multiple times with AKs, and survives and then literally says he is invincible.
"Maybe we're super heroes!"
@@TheHylden
Man, that line... -_-_
Bullets cant hurt him, he bathed his skin in family
Just like in furious 8 and 7
I say somewhere around 4 or 5 Dom was mortally wounded and everything after is a dying dream. Or maybe a coma, something like that.
This is probably the only time we'll be seeing Cardio B. wearing clothes that are meant to serve the roles clothes are meant to: to be worn.
lmao
Grab a bucket and a mop, lol.
Critical drinker: f9 runs on nothing
Family: no it runs on diesel
I went into F9 expecting over the top insane mind numbing action that defies everything but they still blow my mind with how little the care for any sort of realism
The only franchise to successfully feature strong, competent male leads past 2019 and somehow avoid cancellation.
Wich franchise doesnt have strong competent male leads?
@@klickklack3949 How about the Star Wars Sequels
@@bobjenkins4925 nobody liked them. And it was just one female
@@klickklack3949 We're not talking about it anybody liked them. You asked which franchise doesn't have strong competent male leads & I gave you an answer.
@@bobjenkins4925 out of 4 main characters 3 were still male. Thinking about a female lead franchise only charlies angels come to my mind.
Dom for 20 years: Family.
Me: Wait…so you had a brother this whole time? Why didn’t you ever mention him?
Dom: Because …uhh..mmm …Family?
Who needs the avengers when you have “family”
I think Tokyo Drift was great but some of the casting choices were very wrong.
“…and Cardi B. as a swat team leader? Why not” and I was laughing with you 😀
That just made my decision to not even watch it.
@@AD1978leo I second that decision, What the fuck were they thinking casting this garden tool in a movie?
Was that SWAT team leader or WAP team leader?
@@gort5583 I thought the WAP Team were firefighters.
One of the many cringe moments in this film.
This is one of those franchise where even the fans who said "It's just dumb, mindless action! Who cares?" Are starting to say "Okay, hold on a minute..."
Hi I'm a fan and I still don't care. Like people are giving this movie some weird expectation it has to have some higher level of storytelling but like, no? It's fine as it is
@@theochua2810 I think the main criticism is that it feels more like a copy of the more out there Fast and Furious movies than upping the ante. No one cares about the plot of a Fast and Furious movie, but they care if the over the top action feels kinda mediocre since there's barely anything new.
@@tarotsushima3332 I haven't seen the movie yet.. is the action scenes worth watching?
If its not you'd help me to save 12 dollars.
@@MachoMan_Vert ... It isn't worth it ... A friend of mine fell asleep during the movie.
@@theochua2810 That's not the criticism. Have you been paying attention?
There’s no way this ends with Fast10 Your Seatbelts. There’s going to be spin offs and comebacks for eternity.
As long as they make money they'll never stop.
“Dom, what are you doing?! That’s suicide!”
“Metal Gear might be strong, Snake… but family is stronger.”
Writer's room? Give a group of kindergarteners a box of Hot Wheels then record what they come up with.
They probably saw one kid pretending that the cars had people in them and they were a “family”, and they saw him crash a dodge into a monster truck with magnets and the other cars said “nooo, I’ve got a family”
@@bloodyr3ap3r87 in the very end of the movie little Brian plays with Michelle Rodriguez by imitating smashing a car into a shuttle - a literal writer's meeting somehow got into the movie
You're correct lol.
czcams.com/video/iIY5b1JMvGs/video.html
Hahahahaaaaaa this is so accurate 😂 well I mean this is basically what is has been since fast 5 so yeah lmao
I feel like Paul Walker was THE Straight Man to a Roster of Egos.
I love how luda is still in the movies
Stumbled across your channel and became an instant fan.
Even with all the cgi stunts, the most ludicrous thing about this film is that part of it was filmed in Edinburgh, a city whose Council is actively waging a war against car owners.
For real?!
Trying to be the next Oxford?
@@Ramsey276one look up “The great reset” schwab said the very thing the comment did above. Bloomberg said he wants the United States to become a renters market. Meaning no one will be able to afford a house or a piece of land.
@The Elder people think I'm a whack job when I tell them that 2020 was just a taste. The real plan kicks off in about another decade..
Hmmm... sounds like an interesting movie plot lol
F&F 40k: Vin turns out to be the reincarnation of the Emperor, starts a massive campaing to purge all the aliens, the mutants, the heretics. For his family.
Don't give them ideas, no, no.
Not gonna lie,I'm gonna unironically watch that shit if it actually happened.
And tells one of his sons that a ghost of a son will suffice
Wouldnt mind that tbh 40K needs to be a big screen thing not like wow tho.
Well the Emperor does protect and Vin Diesel would be really old by then so.....
1:10 "Confused Family"
Went in to watch it together with my 15y old son, to be fair we had a good time. We r just getting old I feel, we tend to forget how hyped we got when the hottest cars were on screen and in action. My son was drooling at the cars 🚗 (m2 to be honest). He loved the movie and got introduced from FF5 and onwards. Story is meh but he enjoys the cars, fights, explosions and crazy humor inbetween.
Think the series formula still works, just maybe for a different audience then us who started 20y ago.
Still will be watching chapter 10 and will keep enjoying the badass soundtracks till long after.
Fast 9 is basically a spoof of what the movies used to be . . . they SPOOFED THEMSELVES lol
They actually have a spoof movie based off this called Superfast
Imagine getting Charlize Theron for eye candy.......
then deciding she should have a bowl cut
I concur it’s as if I’m both movies they’ve gone out of their way to make her unattractive (corn rows, now my bowl high school haircut), still failed or manage it, she’s too hot. But ffs WHO ok’d THOSE suggestions. Be different, at any costs! Duh
Bowl? That's a fucking glans and don't you delude yourself otherwise. Apparently there's a certain finesse required to doing a proper bowl cut because you can obviously fuck it up irreparably like they did here.
She's an old hag who was beautiful like 23 years ago!
She was so damn pointless in this movie along with Han. Don’t answer why she was in this movie and Han literally did nothing after coming back
Angry Joe call it p@nis head haircut
Fast & Furious is the best anime. Power of friendship and family, physics works in every moment except temporarily when the main character his rival and the baddies are having a stern conversation, so stern that Aliens get shat into the plot.
Actually the 'long lost ' brother was presented in some scenes randomly in movies prior to this ep. but we just can't see him.
Drinker, did you not understand the message of these movies? you don't need to consume astronomical amounts of alcohol when you have *FAMILY*
True, they will drink it all for you.
Speak for yourself man, my family drove me to drinking!
@@ghostprojekt JAJAJA Best comment ever!
@@ghostprojekt Exactly - a litre of Tanqueray and a couple of boxes of larger are the only things that get me through some of those long weekends trapped at the in-laws beach house. I love them anyway though.
well if you drink enough, you could probably see 5 different reflections of yourself in the mirror - does that count as family?
"Who needs physics when you've got family."---Dominic Toretto, probably.
Fast and the furious scriptwriter-" What If we make a movie in a universe where Isaac Newton never saw that apple fall"
It’d be super cool/nice if they just took it back to the original vibe…where the highest stake is losing your ride in a race for slips, or getting arrested by cops.
He talks about family multiple times per movie but forgot to mention his brother for 20 years.
With the convenient explanation of having a falling out and never talking to him again 👍
@Baskaran Ananthakrishnan Gotta love that trope.
F1: Cars and street racing.
F9: Secret agents and special ops 😂
What a leap
My favorite F1 driver was Schumacher
Soon enough it'll be the new star wars. Mark my words.
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I’m in absolute stitches once I got to the “cardi b as a swat team leader” part hahaha fucking brilliant mate that was just great timing for some so simple
F10 : they go to space
F11: they are somehow in dr strange multiverse of madness and "family" all around the mcu
F12 : thanos and Darkseid are joining forces , Dom defeats them with family
F13 : Dom eats the infinity stones cos his family told him so , he shits infinity Lazer beams 😀
They should make a “Logan” style movie where everyone in the “family” is dead except Dom and he tries to cope with everything.
Exactly what I thought.
Its really a Good idea, I don't know how that would work, it would be interesting for sure
Nah vin diesel wont be able to show that emotion properly rather not do that.
That would require an actor on hugh jackmans level
Will he have Adamantium claws?
The Fast and Furious' "family" is growing so rapidly that it is more like a malignant tumor than a family. By 2025 Dom Toretto's "family" will have grown so much, there won't be an actor or actress in Hollywood that hasn't been consumed by it.
Meryl Streep is in makeup being fitted for oil smudges as we speak.
_"consumed"_ LOL
The cast got almost aa bloated as The Walking Dead
Gonna go fast 💨
Brie Larson has been turned down.
FAMILY >>>>>>>>> Except my own brother of course, forget that guy for 20 years
Makes James Bond and Mission Impossible movies so believable and down to earth
Fast and Furious 10: Time Flies
In this latest installment, Dom and his family go so fast in their cars that they bend the space time continuum, which allows them to meet up with Captain Kirk and the Starship Enterprise. The entire movie will be about them drag racing the Klingons for the fate of the universe.
I would still welcome that, over Discovery, and Picard.
Or perhaps they open a wormhole to a galaxy far, far away and have to work their way through the pod racing circuit. Their presence causes a butterfly effect that erases episodes 7-9 from existence and everyone lives happily ever after.
Kirk?! LOL
Oh god no, these morons would end up racing the Discovery cast.
There's talk of a F&F & Jurassic crossover so they could even end up there 😂
That actually sounds better.
The key was and will always be Paul. He made it feel alive.
Fast 9 should have been just a personal drama between the Toretto family