r/Choosingbeggars - "I CHEATED on you. Give me HALF Your Stuff!"
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- čas přidán 11. 09. 2024
- r/Choosingbeggars think that they deserve HALF of your property after they CHEAT ON YOU! What kind of insane logic is that? I broke your heart and destroyed our relationship, now GIVE ME YOUR PROPERTY!
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First story: u/GreyStagg
Cheating story: u/topcorjor
Laptop story: u/lovestosnooj
That choosing beggar WANTS her story spread all over social media
Since she DESERVES to get what she wants, we should help her, shouldn't we?
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET 20,000 LIKES AND HELP THIS CHOOSING BEGGAR OUT!
rSlash hearted your own comment? Nice
rSlash if here child has good grades
I love ur vids ❤️
Edit: omg thank you for the heart
Then yes
You are the best CZcamsr!
I’m so proud of the keyboard salesman for getting revenge in the right way
red guard YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sure am!!
I hate girls that don’t know tech. They by the most expensive thing then complain it’s not what they wanted.
He should’ve arranged a meeting in front of a circuit and told the cb to go in because they r a clown.
R/ProRevenge
Just give it to her but make sure to break it then make her pay the full price for a broken keyboard and mouse
The first guy was actually calm, wise and intelligent he literally got a big revenge of the disabled people from the begger. The begger`s plan got backfired LOL
360iq
As someone who needs a cane at age 21 I totally imagined smacking her with it
Beggar*
That man is a legend
Eric Yoder theres actually a app thats just like that for fake messages, and they have similar grammar. who would keep that conversation going?
The person at the beginning whenever she said "everyone in the office will have apple accessories, and they'll make fun of me" that's such a childish thing to say lmaoo
ThE FuRy ikr it sounds like a 13 year old girl trying to convince her parents to get something lol
@@jay._.01010 eVeRyOne iN mY sChOol hAs aIrPodS, cOmE oOoOoOn
Yes but the Office probably means the nursery 😁
@@jay._.01010 Exactly. It sounds almost like a meltdown I had over not being able to get trendy, new clothes for the first day of school. Now I laugh thinking about my trivial worries.
Definately a student fresh out of college or university... on and British too
I almost choked to death when he said he had no arms or legs to get to the car
Don’t you hate it when you are doing stuff and suddenly you no longer have arms or legs because you remembered? It’s such a pain.
@@mercurybot839 from then on you kinda just gotta levitate to the locations you want to visit. It always takes SO long…
@@mercurybot839 no wonder they were selling a keyboard 😂
@@LordDaret The Force
It immediately reminded me of the dead/forgotten show called The Oblongs where there's a literal main character father without those 🤣❤️
“Then, I just remembered that I had no arms or legs”
Sounds like something disabled engineer would say
Hilarious.
Who among us hasn't forgotten how many limbs we have?
Casually..
@@thunderflare59 who w- what?
Choosing Beggar: **Is rude**
OP: Im gonna do whats called a pro gamer move.
*unleashes block + nothing for u*
This big brain time
*announcer voice* Choosing Beggar, defeated!!!
OP: We did it reddit!
XD lol that was dumb
my first time having 1k likes on a comment
*cool*
@@crabby4911 what ever you do don't do
Edit: thanks so much for the likes!
“Can we meet at A S D A”
*several British people are typing*
TIME TO MURDER
"Rhymes with 'shmasda'"
What are you on about it's clearly
A S D A
OLDY
MORRIS' SONS
T E S C O
SAINT BERRY'S
ETC
ischemic . shaq you are a monster
Stolen comment
R/slash: then give me half of your net worth.
Me: ok so you want a third of a penny.
@@vulblhotdiessfi r/woooooooosh
@@vulblhotdiessfi r/woooosh
@@vulblhotdiessfi It's smarter to not respond
@@vulblhotdiessfi r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
@@vulblhotdiessfi literally 186 people got the joke. You are the only one that didn't get it.
rSlash: Can we get a MILLION views?
CZcams: 5 million, take it or leave it.
Noice
CZcams : ok since it’s you 5.4 million
and 200,000 likes
edit 260,000
LEAVE IT
What I love is it has 600+ dislikes
Legends say she's still standing at ASDA in the rain waiting for him apologizing...
Any luck on the Hillary Clinton records?
@@TheNinjasniper12 Yup, Russia's helping
cia sucks
FBI OPEN UP!!
Hey so... Can you please not read my history again? Please??
Wanted 1M views.
Got 2.5M.
Wanted 20k likes.
Got 120k likes.
Dude, you rock.
And that's excellent. Now that rSlash is blowing up, he should just give me his account/money because I am entitled to it for watching every video.
@@Yeahjames21 lol. He has to give it to you, now.
Also got 3.5k dislikes. I know they don't mean much but this channel gets the most dislikes that I've ever seen. I can't even begin to comprehend how entitled those people must be to press the wrong thumb.
Bot*
xKyoshu
*MIKASAAA-*
"I cheated on you. Give me half your stuff"
Sure!
*chops House, car, phone and computer in half*
Crop it to a 1/100
"If you ever unsubscribe from me, you owe me half of your net worth"
0÷2 is 0
Quick Maths
Wow you're rich my net worth is -99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.99999999999999999999999999
U watch a6d lel
@@lazarjovanovic4388 *Yes I have a crippling Minecraft addiction help*
@@theofficialtempleofgarlicb3675 1v1 me nub
That keyboard salesman was a true madlad, what a boss.
Yeah, his effort was hilarious. A normal person would've just told the person to F their entitled ass off after the first couple bits of the exchange where it was clear the other person wasn't going to buy at full price, but they went above and beyond!
69 likes NICE
"I have about zero fucks to give". You can't respond to that. OP just didn't care.
Yes
He's a silly cookie 🤪🤪🤪
It pains me that these kinds of people actually exist
Edit: made this comment over a year ago. Strange to think that i got hate just bc of my pfp. For those who care, you'll be glad to hear i don't like gacha anymore. You can take your insults somewhere else. I genuinely don't care.
this is why i have lost hope for humanity
Gotta stop the problem before it is a problem
@@cya6109 yes how much would you like to pay for your purchase?
First one seemed pretty fake.
It pains me that some of your kind does incest
RSlash: Can we get this video to a million views?
Viewers: 8 million, take it or leave it
RSlash: Can we get this video to 20k likes?
Viewers: 413k, take it or leave it.
rSlash:” can we get this to a million viewers?”
CZcams: “ nah, ill give you 7 million”
Lel
Anarchy
7 take it or leave it
7.3 take it or leave it
Stfu fortnite
Her: we need to talk
Him: ah shit here we go again
Divorce street, home
Before Karen messed everything up
Gacha Life ay could we play duos or 1v1 lol
Fuckin noice
Gacha Life Awsome
Haha
rSlash: “can we meet at A S D A?”
Me and British people: *slams desk*
Hector and Friends 😂😂😂😂
Tesco is better
No no no morrisons
The best 👌
I died at this point 😂
rSlash: Can we get this to one million views to-
Eight million people: *Yes*
Yes
Ca caw
_yes_
Her: 🔪🔪🔪🔪
Me: wtf
Her: Oh sorry, my cat ran across my keyboard.
Me: there's no knife key
Her: ❤🧡💛💚💙💜 I meant hearts
Me: You meant? I thought your CAT ran across the keyboard
Her: shut up
Lmao
That’s not how it went xd
@@justinian702 ik i was making my own version of it
Atzel Blanco oh mkay
Is there a heart key?
Back than: *"I'LL COME TO UR GRAVEYARD AND POOP ON UR GRAVESTONE"*
Now: *"yOu sOuNd kInDa HOT"*
George Gaming Aye Lmao
He said he has a girlfriend
“Back then they didn’t want me.... Now I’m hot they all on me”
George Gaming *then
I don't know how a description of his clothes meant he was hot.
OP didn't dodge a bullet with the ex, he dodged a goddamn nuke-strike.
Tactical nuke incoming
Lol
I guess he hasn't been skippin leg day.
Not just any nuke, he dodged the fucking thermonuclear tsar bomb
pablo harrison not just any thermonuclear bomb
He dodged a fucking alien nuclear strike
he dodged mother of nature
Girl: you think you have the answer to everything, dont you?
Salesman: *chooses not to reply* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
That makes no sense.
Why did you get fired you just helped.
HOBONINJA 24 He meant push as in shove
They didn't mean literally! 🤦♀️
You didnt even get a tightrope for her to try to walk on.Youre probably just a lazy,selfish teen.
"I bet you're a paraplegic with no arms or legs!"
He...he's selling a keyboard and mouse...and texting...
He's using voice to text, and he's selling the keyboard and mouse because he can't use them without arms and legs.
Lol
@@seabassjames8222 gg
this is gold. 😂
The keyboard was stolen by is gf so he would have some profit
Btw ASDA is pronounced ‘as da’
It’s a British store a bit like Walmart but has normal ppl
Edit: by the way I know ASDA is owned by Walmart
"...but has normal people" haha.
Fun fact: ASDA *IS* Walmart...
Don’t shop there. The people are awful. They banned me from the pharmacy and refused to give me my important prescription an inhaler for a stupid reason
@@magicmoonart wheres this? All the asda staff I've met have been lovely
@@Artemyst Asda Ashton, and I've seen the reviews, everybody feels the same as I do
'These parents are so entitled they can't even stay in the right sub reddit' that one had me cracked up
2018: I will kill half of the universe.
2019: Give me half your stuff!
*_Perfectly balanced, as all things should be_*
U r the new JUSTIN. Y
Half your stuff? What did it cost?
Everything.
... wait, what?
PERFECT MEME DOESNT EXIS...... OH WAIT THATS PRETTY GOOD
Justin Y. meets his more successful doppelganger
@@AshBeastFPS No, he isn't... he is a meme account not justin. y coppy
The keyboard dude is a legend, he acted so smart even using the way the prick called him to make fun of them. He truly always knows what to say.
Except when the other one said HELLO???????
Henlo
Hwno
It's stories like these that make me think that these stories are fake, there's no way anybody could be that stupid and fall for all that bullshit.
@@AlanTClark Have you heard about american teens?
@@AlanTClark have you been to America? I live here and 90% of the people I know are like this or worse
8:47 "...Can we get this video to a million views to make sure this is spread all over social media?"
*7.4M views and 371k likes*
7.8 million views now
388k likes
Lol I was about to comment the same thing
@@linkach8898 did u know suicide is free?
@@user-yt6kv8zf4p what is wrong with you?
“Tbh I kinda understand where she’s coming from” *cut* “tbh I kinda understand where she’s coming from” Noice
Why do I imagine these beggers are only middle aged women
Really? I imagine them as either "other girls" version that is actually dumb or moms who feed their kids Mc Donalds for breakfast
@@dot5687 Actually now that you say that I imagine them more as moms who feed their kids with burger king for breakfast
@@Kalwin420 Actually now that u guys sad that I imagine them as moms who complain with managers
Karens definitely karens or to translate in a "CiViLiZeD" way
##### definitely #####
Because they are
You wanted 1 million? Here, SIX million. 😭
He wanted 20K likes, 310K LIKES
Task failed successfully.
Hi Skul. AFTER SIX MILLION VIEWS.
Wait, skul? You watch rslash?
😂?
LMAO
her logic: "let me text this dude trying to negotiate when he said he wouldnt and then get mad at him for not negotiating, so then ill call him names and say HE is the prick and that he ruined my life to make him feel bad.. Oh!!! He decided to drop the price!!! Not suspicious at all.. Let me wait here for an hour because he clearly isnt lying!! Omg!!! How dare he!??!?! I had the AUDACITY to be an asshole to him for no reason but he tricks me and OMG HOW DARE HEEEEEE??!?!?!"
Noice
Karen logic for ya
I would like your comment but it’s at 69.
@@drgon5556 is it though? (points at like button).
That dude selling the keyboard and mouse sounds like a great guy to be around, just don't get on his bad side and your good
You're*
@@meatcandlepoeple5126 yro'ue*
grammar nazi
@chezzy badeezy 😂😂😂
*you're
@@kusogaki_shionu r correcting a comment that was made 2 years ago
YES FINALLY SOMEONE DIDNT JUST BLOCKED THE BEGGAR AND THOROUGHLY MADE FUN OF HIM/HER LOL
The seller is an absolite savage. 😂😂😂
I can't believe the person falled for this obvious trap, that's what happens when you are such a narcissic.
I would have been like
"yea, I can lower the price."
*59.99*
59.99*
Flowvibes / Ria 59.999, but I gotta round up
$59.99 +tax
Your total is $60.59
Be happy your at 69.
I wanna like I’m so sorry I cant
$59 plus sales tax lol
Okay, so "I cheated on you, give me half your stuff" should be changed to "We cheated on each other..."
I know when it comes to a choosing beggar it doesn't matter, but cheating is cheating, no matter who do you cheat on... Can't really feel bad for the guy either.
That is true but she is kind psycho because of all her actions also she denied cheating while he immediately bought a ring so I think you probably can but he shouldn't have done that
@@youtubeaddict8926 Buying a ring doesn't help this situation. To be fair if a guy buys a ring just because he cheated and he thinks that proposing will erase that fact that's just sad. As a woman, if my partner would propose to me because he cheated on me and not because he actually wanted to marry me I'd be humiliated. So yeah. She's a psycho, he's an a-hole, and cheating is cheating. F them both.
@@TerraCipher I understand that I'm just saying that he isn't on her level he tried to show remorse and empathy while she denied it so yes both of them suck but he sucks less
This part 8:29 was the smartest move I've ever seen.
"U think ur so smart u have an answer for everything don't u?"
*doesn't answer*
DONT U?? ANSWER ME!!!
I...don't understand why it is a smart move...some explications maybe?
@@demoknight. Because the entitled moron was fully hoping to get a reply so she could at least *try* to have the last word and get some satisfaction out of it. By ignoring her and leaving her hanging like that, the guy denied her that satisfaction and got the last laugh.
Ohh! I see now. Thx
Ohhhhh I just released 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Half my net worth huh? Watcha gonna do with 400 acres of forest
Probably pray for someone to chop down a tree so he can have his very own tree law story.
Jokip
ok member
ok member
Member
"Burt?"
"Yeah?"
"This bloke won't haggle!''
"Won't haggle?!"
"You've gotta haggle!"
the best story was the keyboard and mouse guy who trolled that woman. that was the most badass moment i've ever seen.
I actually LOVED that first story the seller is a freaking god I love him no homo 😂
Too bad he cant react because he has no arms or legs
I would've given him a 15 dollar tip on top of the 60 dollars of the keyboard for making me laugh so much
Ryan Anderson don't worry bro no homo suspected!
ERAZE THIS COMMET NOW YOU LITTLE BOY YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF ME
@@alecadams-luong4215 ☺🔫
He and his girlfriend get entertainment, revenge, and a reddit post, it’s a win win situation except for the beggar
OMG WALLY
Wally your my favorite costumer
you mean win lose?
That's not a win win tho
Not to mention he also sold the mouse and keyboard while getting entertained
I just subscribed so we basically married, so basically I’m entitled to half your ad revenue
is this where the line for our fare share starts
So basically I want a divorce
Uh, same
Then when you broke and $20,000 in debt. He can take half the debt bahaha
It's a shame then, as I don't think youtube has given his videos any.
I love how in the first story she wanted this all over social media, is now rslash's most viewed video
Entitled peoples logic
“I’ve seen the object at the store with a lower price”
Me: well go buy it there if the price is lowered 😂
Stormray funny one.......
*GG*
This format is dead now
Why is that literally my mum xD
That's not that entitled tho( unless you made a drama out of it ). You ask them ....they tell ya a very high price ...you tell them you have seen it with a lower price else where... .they either tell you to go buy there..or agree or just another reason( like why it has increased) . And you make a decision. No insults whatsoever.
I would say: fine i will lower the price of £60 to £59,99.
Btw this guy (the one that sells the apple stuff) is savage
*pays 60$* give me my 1¢
@My dick is extremely small, but ew fortnite
@My dick is extremely small, but the fuck you talking about? its minesweeper thats the real og shit
@My dick is extremely small, but Whatcha got against Apex?
Plus tax
Wow I can't believe that first girl took that dude's arms and legs away from him.
Yeah, those knife emojis are dangerous.
4:57 ASDA is one word, I am offended. I want to complain to your manager
its a joke btw im not getting r/wooshed
@@respectthecat5440 r/woosh
@@williamgregory2912 he said no whoooosh
OmG I tOtAlLy AgReE
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Okay I apologise Karen
Sorry I had to unsubscribe, this just isn't working out, so here's half my net worth ...
*Snaps penny in half*
Here you go
Still more than my networth..
I have no net worth
Scrumpit Boy you are a god
@@davidd6972
Ha Ha, thank you!
Scrumpit Boy no problem dude!
CB: “YOU HAVE AN ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING DON’T YOU???!?!!!??”
OP: **doesn’t have answer**
(Didn’t expect to get so many likes so.... subscribe to me)
Don't u???????
@@Dieskull1000 DON'T U??!???
*doesn't answer**
@@Dieskull1000 DONT U!!?!?
@@Firerr16 *DON'T YOU* ????
I like how this is the most popular Rslash episode
“i cheated”
“give me your money”
It was never clear if she cheated on him. He cheated on her, she thinking she was entitled of more than her own belongings was stupid of her tho.
0:07 - Apple Mouse and Key Bord
9:04 - First GF and Ex
13:06 - This is Just Stupid
13:49 - Give me your Wife’s Computer
This should be the top comment
Thx u bby
Romain Pelé it takes a lot of work
All the Reddit thx
@@allofthereddit3294 uh huh
*“oops that was meant to be love hearts”*
Yeah I made the mistake the first time and then kept pressing it 5 more times. Haha silly me
Plot twist.
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙❤️
@@flezty1623 this guy did wrong he wanted to put knives inted of heart silly him
The keyboard salesman one had me wheezing
The Keyboard guy is a goddamn legend and I’m glad he got his million views!🤣👏🏻🔪⌨️🔥
Him: A S D A
Me: I’m pretty sure you say them all as one word.
ASDA = Asda, one word, and it's in the UK, so Asda Walmart is one company :-P
Assda
Traumatized Blueberry ass dad
The way the first guy toyed with the beggar was so totaly genius!
Flop Studios satisfying
Yeah, that was acually pretty amazing...
well deserved, people like that deserve to be trolled and humiliated.
Theldras Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis indeed
Thug life.
Having had this pop up in my feed again, it's amazing how much better your audio is these days. 😄
Hey rSlash, you asked for it, you got it:
I'll give you 1/2 of everything I own...
...You now owe my bank $76,000!
papillon Nah mate 93,500 subscribers
@@uniqueaxolotl497 they mean debt
I think
Your net worth is in the negatives too
WAIT NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
This was golden man. Made my day. You to r/Slash.
“A-S-D-A” *laughs in British*
Lmao
What does iz mean
@@masichss9131 ASDA is a shop/store
@@masichss9131 its the UK owned version of Walmart but not as good for items in Walmart. But better people not "Walmart people sartorial dress"
Just abt to comment that
12:50 "To be honest I kinda understand where she is coming from. To be honest I kinda understand where she is coming from."
Bra, I was just going to comment this, ya did it for me.
Now make s go fund me, that mc Donald’s ain’t going to buy its self
@@andydrew9355 lol my last name is McDonald
Well
Q Moana song
YOUR WELCOME
I can imagine the keyboard salesmen walking to the door then being like “oh wait I don’t have arms or legs” and just falling over like a cartoon or something
That keyboard story was the best I’ve ever read 😂
It was epic!! Trolling an entitled beggar is the best revenge 🤣😂🤣😂
Lesson:
Don't be rude. If you are, and the other person says they are sorry, they are toying with you.
Wait yall really think that was real...?
she said he probably has no arms or legs but how he typing XD
@@williamreed8074 The power of the Human Nose is great.
When he says A-S-D-A instead of ASDA, British will understand.
I know it's prounced az-da
KevPlayzz21 ahh yes stuff only British understand
Yep
Ikr lol
HELLO YES IM FROM BRITISH.
"and then just as I got to the door I remembered that - like you said - I don't have any arms or legs"
that was the most i've laughed in too long hahaha
I love that keyboard salesman. He just completely humiliated that idiot choosing beggar. Her "you sound kinda hot" comment was seriously cringe though.
“Can we get this to 1 mil views”
**six million views later**
Can we get 1 million views CZcams be liek take it or leave it LMFAO
🔪
👩📛📛📛
WE DID IT BOISSASSSSGDDGSFSGEHDJCHDGSVEVHEHDHWNNABXBCHEHJE
Your Voice is permanently in my head as entitled mom XD
Your profile pic reminds me of when my sister takes my toy XD
I get it whenever my neighbor starts talking 😂😂😂 She is also an entitled mom
R/choosingbeggars R/prorevenge AND
R/entitledperants IN ONE VIDEO? YES PLEASE
The Devil’s Bandit R/NiceGirls and R/Oopsdidntmeanto too!
r/murderedbywords maybe
I lost it when the person speaking to the Apple salesman says that if they don’t have any Apple accesories, their coworkers will make fun of them. Like bruh, what kind of idiot wanna flex with the cool guys just to be cool? You’re fine just the way you are!
"I bet you're a parapalegic with no arms and no legs" lmao
Adam Warr nigga
Lol right?
Hahahahahhaha
How tf he be texting her then? Lmao
He texts with his nose my boy
----Engaged----
You are not legally entitled to half of anything until you are legally married
----Married----
In marriage if you get divorced you do get to divide up your SHARED belongings
Even if they were married, they had zero claim on his mother's house or stuff, because there were not his lol.
@@Zamolxes77 yes, not even on his stuff. Like Brody McDonald said, only the shared belonings get, you know... shared.
@@stahlschorsch Depends on state or country, in some states married couples *by law* share belongings and all of them are shared.
in some countries (UK) you dont have to be married, just live together.
@@ChristofferViken that's why it's a bad idea to involve the government in peoples relationships.
In case of a divorce I don't want to have to give away half of my underpants and one shoe of each pair I own...
All r/choosingbeggars is:
"lower the price or die"
"GIVE IT TO ME FOR FREEEEEEEE!"
you forgot
"Uhm bring it to ME! why should I have to come pick it up??"
"Dont you have anything BETTER??"
"Oh yes i labeled it as free, but still pay me"
Ruyeka Hatori You also forgot
‘I will kms if you don’t give it to me’
‘Hi I am his dad ,my son just died, look what you done’
If you’ve seen this then😂😂
@@SmokeyRedd also "i love ____" oh its no free? I have to pay? Whatever its crap anyways!"
And "uhh ur such a jerk"
If I ever come across a choosingbeggar
I’m going to be a complete ass to him/her
And then break it to them that I’ve already sold it
Oh boy I’m prepared
I love that the story with the woman who wants to be all over social media is in fact the most popular r/Slash video 😂
"It's $60." "Yeah can you lower the price?" "Sure. I can also raise the price. Watch this. Now it's $70."
"Everyone at work will make fun of me!" "Record it and send me a copy. I'll listen every night before I go to sleep."
I would have loved this twist on the story, if only it were real D:
Sweet sweet sarcasm to rude people, I love this.
It's also the new meta for getting subs it seems
rSlash: A S D A
Me:*someone who lives near an Asda thinking* "...is that actually how you say it and us brits are just weird?"
we should start pronouncing their version of Asda as W.A.L.mar.T
W A L mar T ini
I just realized that the background music to his video is the Wii music. Now I can't concentrate on his words! Help!!
Cody Johnson w h a t h a v e y o u d o n e t o m e
@@codyjohnson6427
He's too dangerous to be kept a life
0:00 That tone of voice tells us we're in for a spicy one
Honestly towards the end when the guy was lecturing the buyer, I was imagining a British accent like ASDA and the Stanley Parable voice came to mind
Same 😂
Same tbh
they were British for sure
The first one escalated from 0 to 100 really quick and it is amusing LOL
Rslash: one million views for choosing begger please.
CZcams: theres 6.8 million, actually.
That happens all the time it annoys me
100k more
@XROM nice
theres legit 6.9 million views now
420k likes almost
😂😂 apple guy was so on point and absolutely to freaking funny😅
Texting my husband.
Me: Will you bring me home some Wendy’s on the way home?
Him: Sure. Your usual?
Me: Yes please. 🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪
Him: WTF?
Me: I meant ❤️💜🧡🖤💛🤍💚🤎💙
I am so mad at her stupidity. How stupid is she to believe he will believe her that she missed hearts and pressed knifes. Must be dumb af.
🔞🔞🔞
Sorry I meant 😂😂😂
🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Yes a common mistake
OMG I'm such a silly cookie 🍪😂😂😂
Dish Soap I’ll bake some
Dish soap
Then clorax
Could this day could any better?
@@tgagaming1354 Joseph Stalin at your sevice
That was a cute message tho🍪
imposter
😂😂😂😂 brings a whole new meaning to the term “keyboard warrior”
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How to beat a Karen: say “no” and only no if they complain
I love this channel 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 oh sorry for the typo
Completely understandable - happens all the time.
I can't tell you how many times I accidentally sent stabby stabby emojis instead of lovey lovey emojis!🗡🗡🗡 oops...💙🧡💙
I was looking for this comment.... and was not disappointed.
Dying of laughter over here.
Kitter Gacha 2.0 hahaha, well played
Kitter Gacha 2.0 meant to be ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Btw, mindlessly insulting IS NOT a valid way to win an argument or making you more entitled for something.
Wow, 2020 best person of the year. You are so smart.
Yes, knowing that is called having a brain
Ahhh the irony of the replies
@@pseunition6038 but like srsly I thought that was common sense lol
@@okboomerbutitsacat8050 Yeah...you new to the internet?
The first guy is literally the smartest guy I've ever seen!
Btw the dislikes on this vid are just pissed Karens
Hes not smart, she's just dumb. Way below average Intelligence
If he's smart to you then stay in school please
He’s such a big brain
think its just people getting annoyed by “PlEaSe LiKe 1 MiL vIeWs” 4-5 times through a 15 min video
I outsmarted your outsmarting
This was so funny that it made the air around me laugh
Rslash: pronounce ASDA in letters
British People: wtf?
yea
im british and america dollar is like 20 pounds is like 23 dollars or 25 idk
Gabe Kenney yeh
When is it pronounced a.s.d.a? isnt it azder
You mean letters
"To be honest i kinda understand where she's coming from." *"to be honest i kinda understand where she is coming from"*
I know these videos are so lazy he can’t even edit em lmao it’s literally just reading
Give him some slack. This guy's channel is literally a month old.
If we look at pewdiepie's first video (probably cod), he probably would just play cod without any editing or professionalism, yet he is currently the number one youtuber.
Shadow Deity he’s just reading and putting the images on a timeline. It’s really easy to create. I’m sorry but the only thing to make this video that he has to input is his voice and his time. The jokes are already written. And the fact that his channel is a month old and just under 200k subs shows how easy this content is.
I think we are well aware of the supply-demand balance and how your content has many hundreds of times more supply and somewhat even demand, while reddit is much is in much more demand and has less supply. Thats how youtube is. You make content that is in high demand and low supply and you win. I am afraid twitter is more about thots however.
"Lets get this video to a million views"
Me: Checks views *4,045,232*
Me: HOLY FUCk
LeoXDLol now it’s 4,098,370
Lets reach 10 million views!!😂😂😂
_this is a Christian Minecraft server_
I know right wtf
4,206,023 Now let's goo
That “half of all your stuff but not of mine” is total bull shit and it should be completely abolished forever except if it is a traditional relationship where one mom or dad stays home with no income, but even then it should be hard.
A S D A. Every British Person watching this is woke.
Fuck me this kicked off Quick didn't it? The ammount of Angry British People and Confused Americans makes it look like we have a second war of independence on our hands.
GeezusKrist _ yeah word 😂😂
Don't you know it? We don't have ASD we have ASDA (Autistic Spectrum Disorder Again)
Yup
Yuppp
Woke: A.S.D.A
Broke: asda