r/Choosingbeggars - "I CHEATED on you. Give me HALF Your Stuff!"

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  • r/Choosingbeggars think that they deserve HALF of your property after they CHEAT ON YOU! What kind of insane logic is that? I broke your heart and destroyed our relationship, now GIVE ME YOUR PROPERTY!
    🤑 More Choosing Beggars: bit.ly/2GUDeqw
    🔥 All Videos: bit.ly/2T9iAJM
    🔔 Subscribe! bit.ly/2E3A8i6
    👍 Like this video if you want to see more!
    💬 Join my Discord: / discord
    My microphone: amzn.to/2DXzeCr
    My headset: amzn.to/2NfwcxG
    My mouse: amzn.to/2GU7Pob
    #reddit #choosingbeggars #funnyredditposts
    First story: u/GreyStagg
    Cheating story: u/topcorjor
    Laptop story: u/lovestosnooj

Komentáře • 20K

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Před 5 lety +21470

    That choosing beggar WANTS her story spread all over social media
    Since she DESERVES to get what she wants, we should help her, shouldn't we?
    LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET 20,000 LIKES AND HELP THIS CHOOSING BEGGAR OUT!

  • @thatoneguy611
    @thatoneguy611 Před 4 lety +14367

    I’m so proud of the keyboard salesman for getting revenge in the right way

    • @thatoneguy611
      @thatoneguy611 Před 4 lety +70

      red guard YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sure am!!

    • @nyanuar123
      @nyanuar123 Před 4 lety +97

      I hate girls that don’t know tech. They by the most expensive thing then complain it’s not what they wanted.

    • @alekseyg7541
      @alekseyg7541 Před 4 lety +72

      He should’ve arranged a meeting in front of a circuit and told the cb to go in because they r a clown.

    • @cryptorial
      @cryptorial Před 4 lety +20

      R/ProRevenge

    • @missanna2811
      @missanna2811 Před 4 lety +6

      Just give it to her but make sure to break it then make her pay the full price for a broken keyboard and mouse

  • @hi-cp3ni
    @hi-cp3ni Před 4 lety +1796

    The first guy was actually calm, wise and intelligent he literally got a big revenge of the disabled people from the begger. The begger`s plan got backfired LOL

    • @shinyhunterCF
      @shinyhunterCF Před 4 lety +9

      360iq

    • @nicoleb695
      @nicoleb695 Před 4 lety +1

      As someone who needs a cane at age 21 I totally imagined smacking her with it

    • @nexxusty
      @nexxusty Před 4 lety +2

      Beggar*

    • @Hi-Im-Gib
      @Hi-Im-Gib Před 4 lety +3

      That man is a legend

    • @hexqqed
      @hexqqed Před 4 lety +1

      Eric Yoder theres actually a app thats just like that for fake messages, and they have similar grammar. who would keep that conversation going?

  • @mossycloud
    @mossycloud Před 4 lety +595

    The person at the beginning whenever she said "everyone in the office will have apple accessories, and they'll make fun of me" that's such a childish thing to say lmaoo

    • @jay._.01010
      @jay._.01010 Před 4 lety +25

      ThE FuRy ikr it sounds like a 13 year old girl trying to convince her parents to get something lol

    • @martin0863
      @martin0863 Před 3 lety +16

      @@jay._.01010 eVeRyOne iN mY sChOol hAs aIrPodS, cOmE oOoOoOn

    • @CBSKukri
      @CBSKukri Před 3 lety +2

      Yes but the Office probably means the nursery 😁

    • @TuliTheUnruly
      @TuliTheUnruly Před 3 lety +5

      @@jay._.01010 Exactly. It sounds almost like a meltdown I had over not being able to get trendy, new clothes for the first day of school. Now I laugh thinking about my trivial worries.

    • @insomniacbritgaming1632
      @insomniacbritgaming1632 Před 3 lety +3

      Definately a student fresh out of college or university... on and British too

  • @salvatore2119
    @salvatore2119 Před 3 lety +710

    I almost choked to death when he said he had no arms or legs to get to the car

    • @mercurybot839
      @mercurybot839 Před 3 lety +63

      Don’t you hate it when you are doing stuff and suddenly you no longer have arms or legs because you remembered? It’s such a pain.

    • @LordDaret
      @LordDaret Před 2 lety +35

      @@mercurybot839 from then on you kinda just gotta levitate to the locations you want to visit. It always takes SO long…

    • @aria_ready2452
      @aria_ready2452 Před 2 lety +17

      @@mercurybot839 no wonder they were selling a keyboard 😂

    • @proh4718
      @proh4718 Před 2 lety +3

      @@LordDaret The Force

    • @UnauthorizedContent1337
      @UnauthorizedContent1337 Před rokem +1

      It immediately reminded me of the dead/forgotten show called The Oblongs where there's a literal main character father without those 🤣❤️

  • @charlock593
    @charlock593 Před 4 lety +1509

    “Then, I just remembered that I had no arms or legs”

  • @crabby4911
    @crabby4911 Před 4 lety +2164

    Choosing Beggar: **Is rude**
    OP: Im gonna do whats called a pro gamer move.

    • @Timochat_
      @Timochat_ Před 4 lety +8

      *unleashes block + nothing for u*

    • @andrewlopez9806
      @andrewlopez9806 Před 4 lety +2

      This big brain time

    • @harryedwardson8191
      @harryedwardson8191 Před 4 lety +2

      *announcer voice* Choosing Beggar, defeated!!!
      OP: We did it reddit!
      XD lol that was dumb

    • @crabby4911
      @crabby4911 Před 4 lety

      my first time having 1k likes on a comment
      *cool*

    • @zain6008
      @zain6008 Před 4 lety +2

      @@crabby4911 what ever you do don't do
      Edit: thanks so much for the likes!

  • @Swaji_04
    @Swaji_04 Před 4 lety +2067

    “Can we meet at A S D A”
    *several British people are typing*

  • @sonebody2
    @sonebody2 Před 3 lety +429

    R/slash: then give me half of your net worth.
    Me: ok so you want a third of a penny.

    • @goldslayer7484
      @goldslayer7484 Před 3 lety +30

      @@vulblhotdiessfi r/woooooooosh

    • @DarkNoot_
      @DarkNoot_ Před 2 lety +5

      @@vulblhotdiessfi r/woooosh

    • @liamzakhaev
      @liamzakhaev Před 2 lety +11

      @@vulblhotdiessfi It's smarter to not respond

    • @YourAverageMenderUser
      @YourAverageMenderUser Před 2 lety +1

      @@vulblhotdiessfi r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

    • @shruties840
      @shruties840 Před 2 lety +4

      @@vulblhotdiessfi literally 186 people got the joke. You are the only one that didn't get it.

  • @SyrupNX
    @SyrupNX Před 4 lety +4304

    rSlash: Can we get a MILLION views?
    CZcams: 5 million, take it or leave it.

  • @sebbensteb
    @sebbensteb Před 5 lety +2430

    Legends say she's still standing at ASDA in the rain waiting for him apologizing...

    • @TheNinjasniper12
      @TheNinjasniper12 Před 5 lety +20

      Any luck on the Hillary Clinton records?

    • @sebbensteb
      @sebbensteb Před 5 lety +22

      @@TheNinjasniper12 Yup, Russia's helping

    • @FBI-le1py
      @FBI-le1py Před 5 lety +19

      cia sucks

    • @nukedukem6
      @nukedukem6 Před 5 lety +4

      FBI OPEN UP!!

    • @crabby4911
      @crabby4911 Před 5 lety +3

      Hey so... Can you please not read my history again? Please??

  • @andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833

    Wanted 1M views.
    Got 2.5M.
    Wanted 20k likes.
    Got 120k likes.
    Dude, you rock.

    • @Yeahjames21
      @Yeahjames21 Před 5 lety +30

      And that's excellent. Now that rSlash is blowing up, he should just give me his account/money because I am entitled to it for watching every video.

    • @andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833
      @andysixxstalkerangeloftrag5833 Před 5 lety +7

      @@Yeahjames21 lol. He has to give it to you, now.

    • @natestadler2340
      @natestadler2340 Před 5 lety +7

      Also got 3.5k dislikes. I know they don't mean much but this channel gets the most dislikes that I've ever seen. I can't even begin to comprehend how entitled those people must be to press the wrong thumb.

    • @dy9amo127
      @dy9amo127 Před 5 lety

      Bot*

    • @aotsukiitoh5090
      @aotsukiitoh5090 Před 5 lety

      xKyoshu
      *MIKASAAA-*

  • @migacmagic6675
    @migacmagic6675 Před 3 lety +70

    "I cheated on you. Give me half your stuff"
    Sure!
    *chops House, car, phone and computer in half*

  • @theofficialtempleofgarlicb3675

    "If you ever unsubscribe from me, you owe me half of your net worth"
    0÷2 is 0

  • @finch6078
    @finch6078 Před 3 lety +996

    That keyboard salesman was a true madlad, what a boss.

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins Před 3 lety +20

      Yeah, his effort was hilarious. A normal person would've just told the person to F their entitled ass off after the first couple bits of the exchange where it was clear the other person wasn't going to buy at full price, but they went above and beyond!

    • @Userxyz101mhq
      @Userxyz101mhq Před 3 lety +5

      69 likes NICE

    • @chaosreaver3597
      @chaosreaver3597 Před 3 lety +1

      "I have about zero fucks to give". You can't respond to that. OP just didn't care.

    • @MTBer193
      @MTBer193 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes

    • @Alienaddikt
      @Alienaddikt Před 2 lety

      He's a silly cookie 🤪🤪🤪

  • @danikapetersen8313
    @danikapetersen8313 Před 4 lety +2018

    It pains me that these kinds of people actually exist
    Edit: made this comment over a year ago. Strange to think that i got hate just bc of my pfp. For those who care, you'll be glad to hear i don't like gacha anymore. You can take your insults somewhere else. I genuinely don't care.

    • @souvee
      @souvee Před 4 lety +37

      this is why i have lost hope for humanity

    • @cya6109
      @cya6109 Před 4 lety +14

      Gotta stop the problem before it is a problem

    • @KILLRXNOEVIRUS
      @KILLRXNOEVIRUS Před 4 lety +8

      @@cya6109 yes how much would you like to pay for your purchase?

    • @farexponent9173
      @farexponent9173 Před 4 lety +10

      First one seemed pretty fake.

    • @DiorskiePrepossessing
      @DiorskiePrepossessing Před 4 lety +2

      It pains me that some of your kind does incest

  • @justyourlocalbernana1823
    @justyourlocalbernana1823 Před 3 lety +167

    RSlash: Can we get this video to a million views?
    Viewers: 8 million, take it or leave it

    • @JerseyAnimations1
      @JerseyAnimations1 Před rokem +3

      RSlash: Can we get this video to 20k likes?
      Viewers: 413k, take it or leave it.

  • @33moongraal17
    @33moongraal17 Před 4 lety +1163

    rSlash:” can we get this to a million viewers?”
    CZcams: “ nah, ill give you 7 million”

  • @yahyeeet6821
    @yahyeeet6821 Před 5 lety +440

    Her: we need to talk
    Him: ah shit here we go again

  • @Hec_06
    @Hec_06 Před 4 lety +2829

    rSlash: “can we meet at A S D A?”
    Me and British people: *slams desk*

  • @abuelaer
    @abuelaer Před 3 lety +93

    rSlash: Can we get this to one million views to-
    Eight million people: *Yes*

  • @hoo-wm9rz
    @hoo-wm9rz Před 4 lety +1372

    Her: 🔪🔪🔪🔪
    Me: wtf
    Her: Oh sorry, my cat ran across my keyboard.
    Me: there's no knife key
    Her: ❤🧡💛💚💙💜 I meant hearts
    Me: You meant? I thought your CAT ran across the keyboard
    Her: shut up

  • @PizzaInSpace
    @PizzaInSpace Před 5 lety +1953

    Back than: *"I'LL COME TO UR GRAVEYARD AND POOP ON UR GRAVESTONE"*
    Now: *"yOu sOuNd kInDa HOT"*

  • @thenecroticraptor8338
    @thenecroticraptor8338 Před 4 lety +517

    OP didn't dodge a bullet with the ex, he dodged a goddamn nuke-strike.

    • @maxvolume2317
      @maxvolume2317 Před 4 lety +9

      Tactical nuke incoming
      Lol

    • @cedarnomad
      @cedarnomad Před 4 lety +7

      I guess he hasn't been skippin leg day.

    • @professionalmrmeatspeedrun4554
      @professionalmrmeatspeedrun4554 Před 4 lety +8

      Not just any nuke, he dodged the fucking thermonuclear tsar bomb

    • @rainz7427
      @rainz7427 Před 4 lety +4

      pablo harrison not just any thermonuclear bomb
      He dodged a fucking alien nuclear strike

    • @murder1625
      @murder1625 Před 4 lety +4

      he dodged mother of nature

  • @deprecated7617
    @deprecated7617 Před 3 lety +23

    Girl: you think you have the answer to everything, dont you?
    Salesman: *chooses not to reply* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @punking892
    @punking892 Před 5 lety +976

    I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

    • @HOBO_NINJA24
      @HOBO_NINJA24 Před 5 lety +29

      That makes no sense.

    • @HOBO_NINJA24
      @HOBO_NINJA24 Před 5 lety +75

      Why did you get fired you just helped.

    • @OGdank
      @OGdank Před 5 lety +5

      HOBONINJA 24 He meant push as in shove

    • @JNewsted1988
      @JNewsted1988 Před 5 lety

      They didn't mean literally! 🤦‍♀️

    • @Maka-vn2ih
      @Maka-vn2ih Před 5 lety +39

      You didnt even get a tightrope for her to try to walk on.Youre probably just a lazy,selfish teen.

  • @juxtra6113
    @juxtra6113 Před 5 lety +1075

    "I bet you're a paraplegic with no arms or legs!"
    He...he's selling a keyboard and mouse...and texting...

  • @SomeGoose_
    @SomeGoose_ Před 3 lety +1666

    Btw ASDA is pronounced ‘as da’
    It’s a British store a bit like Walmart but has normal ppl
    Edit: by the way I know ASDA is owned by Walmart

    • @ezekieldominiquintal7556
      @ezekieldominiquintal7556 Před 3 lety +160

      "...but has normal people" haha.

    • @Artemyst
      @Artemyst Před 3 lety +74

      Fun fact: ASDA *IS* Walmart...

    • @magicmoonart
      @magicmoonart Před 3 lety +12

      Don’t shop there. The people are awful. They banned me from the pharmacy and refused to give me my important prescription an inhaler for a stupid reason

    • @Artemyst
      @Artemyst Před 3 lety +17

      @@magicmoonart wheres this? All the asda staff I've met have been lovely

    • @magicmoonart
      @magicmoonart Před 3 lety +7

      @@Artemyst Asda Ashton, and I've seen the reviews, everybody feels the same as I do

  • @alyssavanderklift9296
    @alyssavanderklift9296 Před 2 lety +18

    'These parents are so entitled they can't even stay in the right sub reddit' that one had me cracked up

  • @GeorgTheGr8
    @GeorgTheGr8 Před 5 lety +3901

    2018: I will kill half of the universe.
    2019: Give me half your stuff!
    *_Perfectly balanced, as all things should be_*

    • @AshBeastFPS
      @AshBeastFPS Před 5 lety +31

      U r the new JUSTIN. Y

    • @Sirenhound
      @Sirenhound Před 5 lety +46

      Half your stuff? What did it cost?
      Everything.
      ... wait, what?

    • @lightningknight5616
      @lightningknight5616 Před 5 lety +8

      PERFECT MEME DOESNT EXIS...... OH WAIT THATS PRETTY GOOD

    • @NPC-kt8lx
      @NPC-kt8lx Před 5 lety +9

      Justin Y. meets his more successful doppelganger

    • @ChesterCheatin
      @ChesterCheatin Před 5 lety +6

      @@AshBeastFPS No, he isn't... he is a meme account not justin. y coppy

  • @feder28
    @feder28 Před 4 lety +886

    The keyboard dude is a legend, he acted so smart even using the way the prick called him to make fun of them. He truly always knows what to say.
    Except when the other one said HELLO???????

    • @pranavpranavi3935
      @pranavpranavi3935 Před 4 lety +3

      Henlo

    • @cjshafer106
      @cjshafer106 Před 4 lety +2

      Hwno

    • @AlanTClark
      @AlanTClark Před 4 lety +3

      It's stories like these that make me think that these stories are fake, there's no way anybody could be that stupid and fall for all that bullshit.

    • @LegoGoblin
      @LegoGoblin Před 4 lety +12

      @@AlanTClark Have you heard about american teens?

    • @silasliles3826
      @silasliles3826 Před 4 lety +11

      @@AlanTClark have you been to America? I live here and 90% of the people I know are like this or worse

  • @galaxycube1016
    @galaxycube1016 Před 3 lety +652

    8:47 "...Can we get this video to a million views to make sure this is spread all over social media?"
    *7.4M views and 371k likes*

  • @kyo_8710
    @kyo_8710 Před 3 lety +52

    “Tbh I kinda understand where she’s coming from” *cut* “tbh I kinda understand where she’s coming from” Noice

  • @Kalwin420
    @Kalwin420 Před 4 lety +1497

    Why do I imagine these beggers are only middle aged women

    • @dot5687
      @dot5687 Před 4 lety +74

      Really? I imagine them as either "other girls" version that is actually dumb or moms who feed their kids Mc Donalds for breakfast

    • @Kalwin420
      @Kalwin420 Před 4 lety +41

      @@dot5687 Actually now that you say that I imagine them more as moms who feed their kids with burger king for breakfast

    • @lucashiki3628
      @lucashiki3628 Před 4 lety +23

      @@Kalwin420 Actually now that u guys sad that I imagine them as moms who complain with managers

    • @Star_II3S
      @Star_II3S Před 4 lety +5

      Karens definitely karens or to translate in a "CiViLiZeD" way
      ##### definitely #####

    • @darksideorbit8898
      @darksideorbit8898 Před 4 lety +3

      Because they are

  • @SkulShurtugalTCG
    @SkulShurtugalTCG Před 4 lety +818

    You wanted 1 million? Here, SIX million. 😭

  • @________3167
    @________3167 Před 4 lety +242

    LMAO
    her logic: "let me text this dude trying to negotiate when he said he wouldnt and then get mad at him for not negotiating, so then ill call him names and say HE is the prick and that he ruined my life to make him feel bad.. Oh!!! He decided to drop the price!!! Not suspicious at all.. Let me wait here for an hour because he clearly isnt lying!! Omg!!! How dare he!??!?! I had the AUDACITY to be an asshole to him for no reason but he tricks me and OMG HOW DARE HEEEEEE??!?!?!"

  • @adamslaroth6284
    @adamslaroth6284 Před 3 lety +87

    That dude selling the keyboard and mouse sounds like a great guy to be around, just don't get on his bad side and your good

  • @eagletgriff
    @eagletgriff Před 5 lety +290

    YES FINALLY SOMEONE DIDNT JUST BLOCKED THE BEGGAR AND THOROUGHLY MADE FUN OF HIM/HER LOL

    • @ThatCubicGuy
      @ThatCubicGuy Před 5 lety +12

      The seller is an absolite savage. 😂😂😂

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 Před 4 lety +2

      I can't believe the person falled for this obvious trap, that's what happens when you are such a narcissic.

  • @breezywolf14
    @breezywolf14 Před 4 lety +710

    I would have been like
    "yea, I can lower the price."
    *59.99*

  • @TerraCipher
    @TerraCipher Před 3 lety +25

    Okay, so "I cheated on you, give me half your stuff" should be changed to "We cheated on each other..."
    I know when it comes to a choosing beggar it doesn't matter, but cheating is cheating, no matter who do you cheat on... Can't really feel bad for the guy either.

    • @youtubeaddict8926
      @youtubeaddict8926 Před rokem

      That is true but she is kind psycho because of all her actions also she denied cheating while he immediately bought a ring so I think you probably can but he shouldn't have done that

    • @TerraCipher
      @TerraCipher Před rokem +1

      @@youtubeaddict8926 Buying a ring doesn't help this situation. To be fair if a guy buys a ring just because he cheated and he thinks that proposing will erase that fact that's just sad. As a woman, if my partner would propose to me because he cheated on me and not because he actually wanted to marry me I'd be humiliated. So yeah. She's a psycho, he's an a-hole, and cheating is cheating. F them both.

    • @youtubeaddict8926
      @youtubeaddict8926 Před rokem

      @@TerraCipher I understand that I'm just saying that he isn't on her level he tried to show remorse and empathy while she denied it so yes both of them suck but he sucks less

  • @dwatak7380
    @dwatak7380 Před 5 lety +615

    This part 8:29 was the smartest move I've ever seen.
    "U think ur so smart u have an answer for everything don't u?"
    *doesn't answer*

    • @justafellowbrother7263
      @justafellowbrother7263 Před 5 lety +4

      DONT U?? ANSWER ME!!!

    • @demoknight.
      @demoknight. Před 5 lety

      I...don't understand why it is a smart move...some explications maybe?

    • @NoelistAvenger
      @NoelistAvenger Před 5 lety +31

      @@demoknight. Because the entitled moron was fully hoping to get a reply so she could at least *try* to have the last word and get some satisfaction out of it. By ignoring her and leaving her hanging like that, the guy denied her that satisfaction and got the last laugh.

    • @demoknight.
      @demoknight. Před 5 lety

      Ohh! I see now. Thx

    • @diamondking2122
      @diamondking2122 Před 5 lety +1

      Ohhhhh I just released 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brandonrinn459
    @brandonrinn459 Před 5 lety +253

    Half my net worth huh? Watcha gonna do with 400 acres of forest

  • @seveneight499
    @seveneight499 Před 5 lety +148

    "Burt?"
    "Yeah?"
    "This bloke won't haggle!''
    "Won't haggle?!"

  • @worlds_worst_tf2_player
    @worlds_worst_tf2_player Před 3 lety +9

    the best story was the keyboard and mouse guy who trolled that woman. that was the most badass moment i've ever seen.

  • @ryananderson7805
    @ryananderson7805 Před 5 lety +1393

    I actually LOVED that first story the seller is a freaking god I love him no homo 😂

    • @chrisworster4878
      @chrisworster4878 Před 5 lety +109

      Too bad he cant react because he has no arms or legs

    • @QuartzIsAnOxide
      @QuartzIsAnOxide Před 5 lety +28

      I would've given him a 15 dollar tip on top of the 60 dollars of the keyboard for making me laugh so much

    • @Superchicken_36
      @Superchicken_36 Před 5 lety +5

      Ryan Anderson don't worry bro no homo suspected!

    • @alecadams-luong4215
      @alecadams-luong4215 Před 5 lety +1

      ERAZE THIS COMMET NOW YOU LITTLE BOY YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF ME

    • @nolongerused9492
      @nolongerused9492 Před 5 lety +2

      @@alecadams-luong4215 ☺🔫

  • @corban9988
    @corban9988 Před 4 lety +409

    He and his girlfriend get entertainment, revenge, and a reddit post, it’s a win win situation except for the beggar

    • @user-fl1st2ot2p
      @user-fl1st2ot2p Před 4 lety +5

      OMG WALLY

    • @dirt7763
      @dirt7763 Před 4 lety +2

      Wally your my favorite costumer

    • @AmericanNoob
      @AmericanNoob Před 4 lety +1

      you mean win lose?

    • @PotatoPrem
      @PotatoPrem Před 4 lety +1

      That's not a win win tho

    • @GAn1ms
      @GAn1ms Před 4 lety +1

      Not to mention he also sold the mouse and keyboard while getting entertained

  • @nickinoko
    @nickinoko Před 5 lety +3218

    I just subscribed so we basically married, so basically I’m entitled to half your ad revenue

  • @adrianfrift7571
    @adrianfrift7571 Před rokem +5

    I love how in the first story she wanted this all over social media, is now rslash's most viewed video

  • @smorphous8928
    @smorphous8928 Před 4 lety +840

    Entitled peoples logic
    “I’ve seen the object at the store with a lower price”
    Me: well go buy it there if the price is lowered 😂

    • @b-trozbbx1561
      @b-trozbbx1561 Před 4 lety +3

      Stormray funny one.......

    • @BuddinGHP
      @BuddinGHP Před 4 lety +2

      *GG*

    • @CKzoidYT
      @CKzoidYT Před 4 lety +1

      This format is dead now

    • @matrix9140
      @matrix9140 Před 4 lety +2

      Why is that literally my mum xD

    • @betht840
      @betht840 Před 4 lety +4

      That's not that entitled tho( unless you made a drama out of it ). You ask them ....they tell ya a very high price ...you tell them you have seen it with a lower price else where... .they either tell you to go buy there..or agree or just another reason( like why it has increased) . And you make a decision. No insults whatsoever.

  • @NPC-en5bt
    @NPC-en5bt Před 5 lety +1300

    I would say: fine i will lower the price of £60 to £59,99.
    Btw this guy (the one that sells the apple stuff) is savage

    • @notkoala8779
      @notkoala8779 Před 5 lety +4

      *pays 60$* give me my 1¢

    • @PopetteX
      @PopetteX Před 5 lety +3

      @My dick is extremely small, but ew fortnite

    • @julianv2281
      @julianv2281 Před 5 lety +4

      @My dick is extremely small, but the fuck you talking about? its minesweeper thats the real og shit

    • @Corvus__
      @Corvus__ Před 5 lety

      @My dick is extremely small, but Whatcha got against Apex?

    • @Dakarai_Knight
      @Dakarai_Knight Před 5 lety +1

      Plus tax

  • @infiniteshay8660
    @infiniteshay8660 Před 3 lety +8

    Wow I can't believe that first girl took that dude's arms and legs away from him.

    • @Hermititis
      @Hermititis Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah, those knife emojis are dangerous.

  • @trainsMA
    @trainsMA Před 4 lety +204

    4:57 ASDA is one word, I am offended. I want to complain to your manager

  • @scrumpitboy9125
    @scrumpitboy9125 Před 5 lety +300

    Sorry I had to unsubscribe, this just isn't working out, so here's half my net worth ...
    *Snaps penny in half*
    Here you go

  • @drak0burn
    @drak0burn Před 4 lety +809

    CB: “YOU HAVE AN ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING DON’T YOU???!?!!!??”
    OP: **doesn’t have answer**
    (Didn’t expect to get so many likes so.... subscribe to me)

  • @thebizarrebroadcast2320
    @thebizarrebroadcast2320 Před rokem +14

    I like how this is the most popular Rslash episode

  • @kduck789
    @kduck789 Před 4 lety +339

    “i cheated”
    “give me your money”

    • @isabelaribbeiro
      @isabelaribbeiro Před 4 lety +3

      It was never clear if she cheated on him. He cheated on her, she thinking she was entitled of more than her own belongings was stupid of her tho.

  • @allofthereddit3294
    @allofthereddit3294 Před 5 lety +479

    0:07 - Apple Mouse and Key Bord
    9:04 - First GF and Ex
    13:06 - This is Just Stupid
    13:49 - Give me your Wife’s Computer

  • @Legend_isback
    @Legend_isback Před 5 lety +494

    *“oops that was meant to be love hearts”*

    • @xavierrobbins3367
      @xavierrobbins3367 Před 5 lety +6

      Yeah I made the mistake the first time and then kept pressing it 5 more times. Haha silly me

    • @denmla7982
      @denmla7982 Před 5 lety +1

      Plot twist.

    • @flezty1623
      @flezty1623 Před 5 lety

      ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙❤️

    • @brotherextreme
      @brotherextreme Před 5 lety

      @@flezty1623 this guy did wrong he wanted to put knives inted of heart silly him

  • @leeeverett8497
    @leeeverett8497 Před 3 lety +7

    The keyboard salesman one had me wheezing

  • @luckyasmr1374
    @luckyasmr1374 Před 5 lety +214

    The Keyboard guy is a goddamn legend and I’m glad he got his million views!🤣👏🏻🔪⌨️🔥

  • @m4dmanic931
    @m4dmanic931 Před 4 lety +261

    Him: A S D A
    Me: I’m pretty sure you say them all as one word.

    • @rycochet
      @rycochet Před 4 lety +8

      ASDA = Asda, one word, and it's in the UK, so Asda Walmart is one company :-P

    • @Brgrman268
      @Brgrman268 Před 4 lety +2

      Assda

    • @adralenagd2669
      @adralenagd2669 Před 4 lety +1

      Traumatized Blueberry ass dad

  • @Flop_Studios
    @Flop_Studios Před 5 lety +370

    The way the first guy toyed with the beggar was so totaly genius!

  • @FredRated1967
    @FredRated1967 Před 2 lety +1

    Having had this pop up in my feed again, it's amazing how much better your audio is these days. 😄

  • @papillonvu
    @papillonvu Před 5 lety +438

    Hey rSlash, you asked for it, you got it:
    I'll give you 1/2 of everything I own...
    ...You now owe my bank $76,000!

    • @uniqueaxolotl497
      @uniqueaxolotl497 Před 5 lety +2

      papillon Nah mate 93,500 subscribers

    • @Ronwind
      @Ronwind Před 5 lety +12

      @@uniqueaxolotl497 they mean debt
      I think

    • @DavidEB777
      @DavidEB777 Před 5 lety +4

      Your net worth is in the negatives too

    • @rSlash
      @rSlash  Před 5 lety +43

      WAIT NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

    • @jaredbrothers1344
      @jaredbrothers1344 Před 5 lety +4

      This was golden man. Made my day. You to r/Slash.

  • @stancollins6593
    @stancollins6593 Před 4 lety +404

    “A-S-D-A” *laughs in British*

    • @exi5048
      @exi5048 Před 4 lety +4

      Lmao

    • @masichss9131
      @masichss9131 Před 4 lety

      What does iz mean

    • @alexlaing3982
      @alexlaing3982 Před 4 lety +8

      @@masichss9131 ASDA is a shop/store

    • @toriladybird511
      @toriladybird511 Před 4 lety +8

      @@masichss9131 its the UK owned version of Walmart but not as good for items in Walmart. But better people not "Walmart people sartorial dress"

    • @tony-sm9gt
      @tony-sm9gt Před 4 lety

      Just abt to comment that

  • @paytinmcdonald6308
    @paytinmcdonald6308 Před 5 lety +207

    12:50 "To be honest I kinda understand where she is coming from. To be honest I kinda understand where she is coming from."

    • @andydrew9355
      @andydrew9355 Před 5 lety +16

      Bra, I was just going to comment this, ya did it for me.
      Now make s go fund me, that mc Donald’s ain’t going to buy its self

    • @paytinmcdonald6308
      @paytinmcdonald6308 Před 5 lety +4

      @@andydrew9355 lol my last name is McDonald

    • @andydrew9355
      @andydrew9355 Před 5 lety +1

      Well

    • @andydrew9355
      @andydrew9355 Před 5 lety +1

      Q Moana song

    • @andydrew9355
      @andydrew9355 Před 5 lety +3

      YOUR WELCOME

  • @Cerb746
    @Cerb746 Před rokem +4

    I can imagine the keyboard salesmen walking to the door then being like “oh wait I don’t have arms or legs” and just falling over like a cartoon or something

  • @tomlopez6042
    @tomlopez6042 Před 5 lety +791

    That keyboard story was the best I’ve ever read 😂

    • @absolutelyridiculous6743
      @absolutelyridiculous6743 Před 5 lety +17

      It was epic!! Trolling an entitled beggar is the best revenge 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @MrArk1265
      @MrArk1265 Před 5 lety +9

      Lesson:
      Don't be rude. If you are, and the other person says they are sorry, they are toying with you.

    • @tdv10
      @tdv10 Před 5 lety +7

      Wait yall really think that was real...?

    • @williamreed8074
      @williamreed8074 Před 5 lety +2

      she said he probably has no arms or legs but how he typing XD

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 Před 5 lety +5

      @@williamreed8074 The power of the Human Nose is great.

  • @yrgbob6537
    @yrgbob6537 Před 5 lety +360

    When he says A-S-D-A instead of ASDA, British will understand.

  • @babyybatter
    @babyybatter Před 4 lety +64

    "and then just as I got to the door I remembered that - like you said - I don't have any arms or legs"
    that was the most i've laughed in too long hahaha

  • @VladSicoe
    @VladSicoe Před rokem +2

    I love that keyboard salesman. He just completely humiliated that idiot choosing beggar. Her "you sound kinda hot" comment was seriously cringe though.

  • @jillpongo2959
    @jillpongo2959 Před 4 lety +379

    “Can we get this to 1 mil views”
    **six million views later**

    • @DocFanti
      @DocFanti Před 4 lety +2

      Can we get 1 million views CZcams be liek take it or leave it LMFAO

    • @randybuckley4373
      @randybuckley4373 Před 4 lety

      🔪
      👩📛📛📛

    • @glitchyYouTube
      @glitchyYouTube Před 4 lety

      WE DID IT BOISSASSSSGDDGSFSGEHDJCHDGSVEVHEHDHWNNABXBCHEHJE

  • @ERrnesST
    @ERrnesST Před 5 lety +472

    Your Voice is permanently in my head as entitled mom XD

  • @The.Hebrew.Raider.Association

    R/choosingbeggars R/prorevenge AND
    R/entitledperants IN ONE VIDEO? YES PLEASE

  • @J0LL1B33
    @J0LL1B33 Před 3 lety

    I lost it when the person speaking to the Apple salesman says that if they don’t have any Apple accesories, their coworkers will make fun of them. Like bruh, what kind of idiot wanna flex with the cool guys just to be cool? You’re fine just the way you are!

  • @TheMoscowLove
    @TheMoscowLove Před 5 lety +455

    "I bet you're a parapalegic with no arms and no legs" lmao

  • @brodymcdonald9679
    @brodymcdonald9679 Před 5 lety +178

    ----Engaged----
    You are not legally entitled to half of anything until you are legally married
    ----Married----
    In marriage if you get divorced you do get to divide up your SHARED belongings

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 Před 5 lety +21

      Even if they were married, they had zero claim on his mother's house or stuff, because there were not his lol.

    • @stahlschorsch
      @stahlschorsch Před 5 lety +2

      @@Zamolxes77 yes, not even on his stuff. Like Brody McDonald said, only the shared belonings get, you know... shared.

    • @ChristofferViken
      @ChristofferViken Před 5 lety +2

      @@stahlschorsch Depends on state or country, in some states married couples *by law* share belongings and all of them are shared.

    • @taliesinhalliday
      @taliesinhalliday Před 5 lety +2

      in some countries (UK) you dont have to be married, just live together.

    • @stahlschorsch
      @stahlschorsch Před 5 lety +2

      ​@@ChristofferViken that's why it's a bad idea to involve the government in peoples relationships.
      In case of a divorce I don't want to have to give away half of my underpants and one shoe of each pair I own...

  • @queennai6471
    @queennai6471 Před 4 lety +236

    All r/choosingbeggars is:
    "lower the price or die"
    "GIVE IT TO ME FOR FREEEEEEEE!"

    • @ruyekahatori3073
      @ruyekahatori3073 Před 4 lety +4

      you forgot
      "Uhm bring it to ME! why should I have to come pick it up??"
      "Dont you have anything BETTER??"
      "Oh yes i labeled it as free, but still pay me"

    • @SmokeyRedd
      @SmokeyRedd Před 4 lety +2

      Ruyeka Hatori You also forgot
      ‘I will kms if you don’t give it to me’
      ‘Hi I am his dad ,my son just died, look what you done’
      If you’ve seen this then😂😂

    • @ruyekahatori3073
      @ruyekahatori3073 Před 4 lety +2

      @@SmokeyRedd also "i love ____" oh its no free? I have to pay? Whatever its crap anyways!"

    • @CristianHDiaz
      @CristianHDiaz Před 4 lety +1

      And "uhh ur such a jerk"

    • @Brgrman268
      @Brgrman268 Před 4 lety +1

      If I ever come across a choosingbeggar
      I’m going to be a complete ass to him/her
      And then break it to them that I’ve already sold it
      Oh boy I’m prepared

  • @Cr4zyKitty
    @Cr4zyKitty Před 6 měsíci +2

    I love that the story with the woman who wants to be all over social media is in fact the most popular r/Slash video 😂

  • @williambarnes5023
    @williambarnes5023 Před 5 lety +127

    "It's $60." "Yeah can you lower the price?" "Sure. I can also raise the price. Watch this. Now it's $70."
    "Everyone at work will make fun of me!" "Record it and send me a copy. I'll listen every night before I go to sleep."

    • @23Fists
      @23Fists Před 5 lety

      I would have loved this twist on the story, if only it were real D:

  • @StrawberrySkyyy
    @StrawberrySkyyy Před 5 lety +199

    Sweet sweet sarcasm to rude people, I love this.

    • @cytusdux7439
      @cytusdux7439 Před 5 lety +1

      It's also the new meta for getting subs it seems

  • @alexdixon4012
    @alexdixon4012 Před 4 lety +263

    rSlash: A S D A
    Me:*someone who lives near an Asda thinking* "...is that actually how you say it and us brits are just weird?"

    • @caithomas3960
      @caithomas3960 Před 4 lety +9

      we should start pronouncing their version of Asda as W.A.L.mar.T

    • @galleryg998
      @galleryg998 Před 4 lety +11

      W A L mar T ini

    • @codyjohnson6427
      @codyjohnson6427 Před 4 lety +6

      I just realized that the background music to his video is the Wii music. Now I can't concentrate on his words! Help!!

    • @galleryg998
      @galleryg998 Před 4 lety +5

      Cody Johnson w h a t h a v e y o u d o n e t o m e

    • @punchyboi6915
      @punchyboi6915 Před 4 lety +3

      @@codyjohnson6427
      He's too dangerous to be kept a life

  • @BSSNV2947
    @BSSNV2947 Před rokem +3

    0:00 That tone of voice tells us we're in for a spicy one

  • @ZXTech
    @ZXTech Před 5 lety +257

    Honestly towards the end when the guy was lecturing the buyer, I was imagining a British accent like ASDA and the Stanley Parable voice came to mind

  • @cupcakezonedge5898
    @cupcakezonedge5898 Před 5 lety +54

    The first one escalated from 0 to 100 really quick and it is amusing LOL

  • @G1MM1CKTUNES
    @G1MM1CKTUNES Před 4 lety +161

    Rslash: one million views for choosing begger please.
    CZcams: theres 6.8 million, actually.

  • @crystals4092
    @crystals4092 Před 9 měsíci +1

    😂😂 apple guy was so on point and absolutely to freaking funny😅

  • @Macabremadame
    @Macabremadame Před 4 lety +376

    Texting my husband.
    Me: Will you bring me home some Wendy’s on the way home?
    Him: Sure. Your usual?
    Me: Yes please. 🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪
    Him: WTF?
    Me: I meant ❤️💜🧡🖤💛🤍💚🤎💙

    • @enisserifi926
      @enisserifi926 Před 4 lety +20

      I am so mad at her stupidity. How stupid is she to believe he will believe her that she missed hearts and pressed knifes. Must be dumb af.

    • @dot5687
      @dot5687 Před 4 lety +3

      🔞🔞🔞

    • @dot5687
      @dot5687 Před 4 lety +4

      Sorry I meant 😂😂😂

    • @DevinSeeleyDevilO
      @DevinSeeleyDevilO Před 4 lety +1

      🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

    • @unholymadman7024
      @unholymadman7024 Před 4 lety +6

      Yes a common mistake

  • @dishsoap4791
    @dishsoap4791 Před 5 lety +601

    OMG I'm such a silly cookie 🍪😂😂😂

    • @kevincooper2817
      @kevincooper2817 Před 5 lety +3

      Dish Soap I’ll bake some

    • @tgagaming1354
      @tgagaming1354 Před 5 lety +8

      Dish soap
      Then clorax
      Could this day could any better?

    • @Pigeon249
      @Pigeon249 Před 5 lety +3

      @@tgagaming1354 Joseph Stalin at your sevice

    • @Verdeevee
      @Verdeevee Před 5 lety

      That was a cute message tho🍪

    • @soapofsoup
      @soapofsoup Před 5 lety +2

      imposter

  • @thakoalaking5022
    @thakoalaking5022 Před 3 lety +314

    😂😂😂😂 brings a whole new meaning to the term “keyboard warrior”

    • @TriploGoofus
      @TriploGoofus Před 3 lety +6

      Underrated comment

    • @polski_dezerter
      @polski_dezerter Před 3 lety +7

      @@TriploGoofus underrated underrated comment comment

    • @sarthakk_kk
      @sarthakk_kk Před 3 lety +5

      @@polski_dezerter underrated underrated underrated comment comment comment

    • @blocked5765
      @blocked5765 Před 3 lety +3

      @@sarthakk_kk underrated underrated underrated underrated comment comment comment comment

    • @user-mo2zf1kf3m
      @user-mo2zf1kf3m Před 2 lety +1

      @@blocked5765 underrated underrated underrated underrated underrated underrated comment comment comment comment comment

  • @TheRookie.0
    @TheRookie.0 Před 2 lety +2

    How to beat a Karen: say “no” and only no if they complain

  • @kitter2821
    @kitter2821 Před 5 lety +2234

    I love this channel 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 oh sorry for the typo

    • @predaclone674
      @predaclone674 Před 5 lety +63

      Completely understandable - happens all the time.

    • @wendyspedale1501
      @wendyspedale1501 Před 5 lety +29

      I can't tell you how many times I accidentally sent stabby stabby emojis instead of lovey lovey emojis!🗡🗡🗡 oops...💙🧡💙

    • @jamesz6801
      @jamesz6801 Před 5 lety +10

      I was looking for this comment.... and was not disappointed.
      Dying of laughter over here.

    • @Mykahl1
      @Mykahl1 Před 5 lety +2

      Kitter Gacha 2.0 hahaha, well played

    • @gracehenderson3014
      @gracehenderson3014 Před 5 lety +1

      Kitter Gacha 2.0 meant to be ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @tuxdraws8004
    @tuxdraws8004 Před 4 lety +76

    Btw, mindlessly insulting IS NOT a valid way to win an argument or making you more entitled for something.

  • @d3f4lt97
    @d3f4lt97 Před 4 lety +388

    The first guy is literally the smartest guy I've ever seen!
    Btw the dislikes on this vid are just pissed Karens

    • @deinpxdoxd8490
      @deinpxdoxd8490 Před 4 lety +6

      Hes not smart, she's just dumb. Way below average Intelligence

    • @Teeco10
      @Teeco10 Před 4 lety +2

      If he's smart to you then stay in school please

    • @Tr1tay
      @Tr1tay Před 4 lety +1

      He’s such a big brain

    • @IrukaShinkai
      @IrukaShinkai Před 4 lety +1

      think its just people getting annoyed by “PlEaSe LiKe 1 MiL vIeWs” 4-5 times through a 15 min video

    • @Tr1tay
      @Tr1tay Před 4 lety

      I outsmarted your outsmarting

  • @Loch_Ness_Lachster
    @Loch_Ness_Lachster Před 2 lety +2

    This was so funny that it made the air around me laugh

  • @user-ou2xm9os9p
    @user-ou2xm9os9p Před 5 lety +264

    Rslash: pronounce ASDA in letters
    British People: wtf?

  • @syox3667
    @syox3667 Před 5 lety +166

    "To be honest i kinda understand where she's coming from." *"to be honest i kinda understand where she is coming from"*

    • @arrowhead5217
      @arrowhead5217 Před 5 lety +1

      I know these videos are so lazy he can’t even edit em lmao it’s literally just reading

    • @funkyflames7430
      @funkyflames7430 Před 5 lety +3

      Give him some slack. This guy's channel is literally a month old.
      If we look at pewdiepie's first video (probably cod), he probably would just play cod without any editing or professionalism, yet he is currently the number one youtuber.

    • @arrowhead5217
      @arrowhead5217 Před 5 lety

      Shadow Deity he’s just reading and putting the images on a timeline. It’s really easy to create. I’m sorry but the only thing to make this video that he has to input is his voice and his time. The jokes are already written. And the fact that his channel is a month old and just under 200k subs shows how easy this content is.

    • @funkyflames7430
      @funkyflames7430 Před 5 lety

      I think we are well aware of the supply-demand balance and how your content has many hundreds of times more supply and somewhat even demand, while reddit is much is in much more demand and has less supply. Thats how youtube is. You make content that is in high demand and low supply and you win. I am afraid twitter is more about thots however.

  • @gcmtxgcchcchhvchchchchvvjb8696

    "Lets get this video to a million views"
    Me: Checks views *4,045,232*
    Me: HOLY FUCk

  • @ducklord5045
    @ducklord5045 Před 2 lety +2

    That “half of all your stuff but not of mine” is total bull shit and it should be completely abolished forever except if it is a traditional relationship where one mom or dad stays home with no income, but even then it should be hard.

  • @geezuskrist_2473
    @geezuskrist_2473 Před 5 lety +798

    A S D A. Every British Person watching this is woke.
    Fuck me this kicked off Quick didn't it? The ammount of Angry British People and Confused Americans makes it look like we have a second war of independence on our hands.