Andre's Steakhouse

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  • @ds2101
    @ds2101 Před 2 lety +947

    Love how Stav walks Nick through the bit to get more detail.

    • @hammondswiss247
      @hammondswiss247 Před 2 lety +96

      Stav is the Lenny to Nick’s George

    • @Bob-jn8gt
      @Bob-jn8gt Před 2 lety +10

      @@hammondswiss247 Beautiful

    • @dillon155minecraft
      @dillon155minecraft Před 2 lety +3

      @@hammondswiss247 Kramer to his George*

    • @Thedopeethiop
      @Thedopeethiop Před 2 lety +3

      @@dillon155minecraft Stav is obviously George

    • @linusdn2777
      @linusdn2777 Před 2 lety +33

      Yeah because they had already done the bit and Stav was prompting Nick to retread it.

  • @kaldo8429
    @kaldo8429 Před 2 lety +444

    The only french words stav could think of were food.

  • @debra-sue
    @debra-sue Před rokem +258

    "allow me to beret your acquaintence" made me wheeze for **several** minutes

  • @filixconnor712
    @filixconnor712 Před 2 lety +151

    Funnies shit ever that the only 2 French words Stav could think of was ‘baguette’ and ‘brie’

  • @johnlewtas6833
    @johnlewtas6833 Před 2 lety +158

    "your most expensive wine" - $13

  • @JayIVIell
    @JayIVIell Před 2 lety +763

    As a black man from Louisiana I can confirm that this is without a doubt one of the funniest bits I have heard

    • @shifty1927
      @shifty1927 Před 2 lety +90

      As a white man from Maryland I agree.

    • @biggiedickson
      @biggiedickson Před 2 lety +111

      As a gay man from Hollywood I agree.

    • @jasonmaguire7552
      @jasonmaguire7552 Před 2 lety +38

      Very cool my ninja 😎

    • @zahnegott5473
      @zahnegott5473 Před 2 lety

      As a white man from Louisiana I can confirm that I am gay and also retarded

    • @theblackestvoid
      @theblackestvoid Před 2 lety +76

      As a gay man I need constant care. I need to go to the doctor constantly. And that's why I trust St John's hospital in Los Angeles where Adam was born.

  • @douglasmcveigh5559
    @douglasmcveigh5559 Před rokem +211

    I remember when Bluetooth headsets became a thing. First businessmen started wearing them, then every middle-aged black dude that wanted to look like a businessman started wearing them and pretty soon after, no one else owned one. It basically became the Chrysler 300 of Bluetooth technology. Boost Mobile made a killing on them.

    • @coreygolpheneee
      @coreygolpheneee Před rokem +16

      I'm gonna fight ya on the Chrysler 300 that was a 35 year old upper middle management drug dealers car, these are the retired union black guys, think 93 to 09 Mercedes, but he loves it got a great deal on it and it's immaculate, minus the swisher smell, this is a kangol hat bowling shirt black guy, your thinking of immaculate courty ready jersey black guy

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Před rokem +13

      I still see Indian men with them sometimes
      I respect it

    • @Tom-oj7si
      @Tom-oj7si Před 8 měsíci +13

      Indeed, grape juice people have a tendency to ruin things

    • @MiggerPlease
      @MiggerPlease Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@Tom-oj7si😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @skroopynoopers3642
      @skroopynoopers3642 Před 4 měsíci

      I still see truckers rockin em frequently

  • @Z-J-
    @Z-J- Před 5 měsíci +67

    Just saw a Instagram bio that read “CEO of RnB Seafood” & I immediately had to come back & watch this 🤣

  • @BongHitTransplant
    @BongHitTransplant Před rokem +182

    It’s such a specific and niche stereotype Nick is a genius

  • @grapes9h5
    @grapes9h5 Před 2 lety +200

    Still one of the best bits of all time

    • @ashchaya7676
      @ashchaya7676 Před 2 lety

      LOL you should probably listen to more than just one episode.

    • @grapes9h5
      @grapes9h5 Před 2 lety +10

      @@ashchaya7676 yeah this the only one I’ve heard lol

    • @totoroid
      @totoroid Před 3 měsíci

      Random losers talking is that good?

    • @grapes9h5
      @grapes9h5 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@totoroid hell yeah dude

    • @jackm5564
      @jackm5564 Před měsícem

      @@totoroid yeah you

  • @Vegas702travel
    @Vegas702travel Před 2 lety +228

    This five minute video has more comedy in it than some comedians one hour special

    • @telophasemusic
      @telophasemusic Před rokem +3

      A couple of years ago i drunkenly found myself watching chris hardwicks awful special and was close to leaping into the nearest grape smasher.
      Good news is it helped me sober up!

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper Před rokem

      “Some”?

    • @Ray_D_Tutto
      @Ray_D_Tutto Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@telophasemusic Chris Hardwick being a comedian is an oxymoron.

  • @user-de1qp4sm9o
    @user-de1qp4sm9o Před 2 lety +135

    As a community college graduate I can confirm that this is exactly the kid of bidness education you will receive mis playours

    • @is64611
      @is64611 Před rokem +14

      Community college was like being in a liminal space in one of those low poly PS1 style indie games.

    • @KidCorporate
      @KidCorporate Před 3 měsíci

      Fantastic description.

  • @flicfan416
    @flicfan416 Před 2 lety +111

    i took one of those "mathematical patterns" classes in undergrad. i was a music major so it was just to fill a requirement. basically, 7th grade pre-pre algebra

    • @bruhdon4748
      @bruhdon4748 Před 2 lety +7

      I’d still struggle

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 Před 9 měsíci

      Grade schoolers didn't used to even have to do algebra

  • @RickR69
    @RickR69 Před 2 lety +77

    "The beret to yo future!" holy shit lol

  • @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs
    @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs Před 2 lety +59

    Love how Nick connects the entire bit back to community college at the end

  • @AZOMBIERYO
    @AZOMBIERYO Před 2 lety +237

    The best part of Andre's Steakhouse is the homeless man in the parking lot that offers to watch your car for $5, and when you say no he smears feces on your door handle so you get it on your hand when you go to open your door

    • @williamneuzil7403
      @williamneuzil7403 Před 2 lety +21

      Never been but it sounds nice...

    • @connoroverall580
      @connoroverall580 Před 2 lety +13

      Sounds like a fair trade.

    • @007Sign
      @007Sign Před 2 lety +28

      You pick up your car and the seat is leaned all the way back, the bass is turned all the way up, and your cup holder is full of KOOL cigarette butts.

    • @alexbaum2204
      @alexbaum2204 Před 2 lety +1

      Fuckin love that guy.

    • @bruhdon4748
      @bruhdon4748 Před 2 lety +4

      I take my kids and when I say no to the homeless man I ask my 6 year old son to open the car door, knowing full well the poop is on the handle.

  • @TheEternalHermit
    @TheEternalHermit Před 2 lety +55

    you left out the Intelligent dining solutions to create enticing scenarios for our clientele part.

  • @Awesomewithaz
    @Awesomewithaz Před 2 lety +69

    Stav fleshes out the bit for Nick so much

    • @fruitshishkabob
      @fruitshishkabob Před 2 lety +26

      Everyone knows Adam writes Nick and Stav's lines on each episode

    • @TheGoonSquadd
      @TheGoonSquadd Před 2 lety

      what ya mean? *yes I am stupid because 17 people understood you comment.

    • @BigBeefNCheddar
      @BigBeefNCheddar Před rokem +6

      I truly miss his “Yes And” capabilities. Adam has a role and purpose, but he doesn’t have any understanding of how to propel a bit and it shows in TAFS.

    • @havanaradio
      @havanaradio Před 5 měsíci +4

      the whole thing was a text thread the day before. mullen just was baked and couldnt remember it all.

  • @moazamkhan
    @moazamkhan Před 2 lety +21

    That's called the economy of respect.

  • @NewEnglandGetsBusy
    @NewEnglandGetsBusy Před 2 lety +44

    Keeps the classics alive and out of Vietnam

  • @JagoShogun
    @JagoShogun Před rokem +9

    I love the tented fingers lol.

  • @greenpilltheory6649
    @greenpilltheory6649 Před 2 lety +24

    Possibly Nick's funniest bit.

  • @Ari-uu6uo
    @Ari-uu6uo Před měsícem +1

    The waiter lowering his glasses is by far the most funny thing i have heard for order confirmation 😂😂

  • @douglasmcveigh5559
    @douglasmcveigh5559 Před rokem +9

    I love that someone Googled Andre's Steakhouse, found one, then took a Google Street View screenshot for the thumb nail.

  • @BIacklce
    @BIacklce Před 2 lety +20

    Nick in CC was that episode of The Simpsons where Bart really tried that time.

  • @dt90891
    @dt90891 Před 7 dny

    This was the best. Miss CT.

  • @allighast9714
    @allighast9714 Před rokem +7

    The juissance is here

  • @delelster
    @delelster Před 2 lety +52

    This and the N dependence day bit are pure gold!

    • @StamesJevens
      @StamesJevens Před 2 lety +2

      Idk Nick's perfect crime is pretty fantastic

    • @mike2312p
      @mike2312p Před měsícem

      N dependence day is gold

  • @KnoxWheelerJr
    @KnoxWheelerJr Před 9 měsíci +4

    Allow me to beret you the acquaintance of my son, AuContrarius

  • @enjoyer6201
    @enjoyer6201 Před rokem +5

    I listened to this while I was in the fellas room.

  • @willhardman282
    @willhardman282 Před rokem +37

    nick should do a whole special in the character of a black comic from 2006

    • @BIacklce
      @BIacklce Před rokem +11

      "Nick the Entertainer"

    • @SirSponge941
      @SirSponge941 Před 4 měsíci +2

      i also think he should do black face

    • @KidCorporate
      @KidCorporate Před 3 měsíci

      Y’all be knowing’ how white people drive!

    • @BananaPhoPhilly
      @BananaPhoPhilly Před měsícem

      Too bad his stand-up is the most derivative dated safe shit lol

  • @anajirdna
    @anajirdna Před rokem +4

    Remember hearing this for the first time. Good times, good stuff

  • @PaulHenning84
    @PaulHenning84 Před 2 lety +15

    True facts: I live in the city where that Andres is (it's good, politicians eat there when they're in town).

  • @residentevil4freek
    @residentevil4freek Před 9 měsíci +2

    I always imagine Andre as the guy in the Colonial Penn advertisements.

  • @bsnonsense4535
    @bsnonsense4535 Před 2 lety +37

    It's not punching down, because what we're joking about here is successful business owners, which is one of the most privileged classes in America

    • @JunkCCCP
      @JunkCCCP Před 2 lety +11

      Who cares if it's punching up or down or sideways. It's a joke.

    • @bsnonsense4535
      @bsnonsense4535 Před 2 lety

      @@JunkCCCP your mom was very clear that she prefers it when I punch down into her cervix

    • @jugo1944
      @jugo1944 Před 2 měsíci

      Oh, ok, thanks

  • @egyptianspaceodin1373
    @egyptianspaceodin1373 Před rokem +18

    i had a guy like this in my "math models" CC class which was math for liberal arts majors so we could get basically the same credit for having done the SAT without actually doing the SAT. bluetooth headset and all.

  • @alexmaccity
    @alexmaccity Před 10 měsíci +5

    Bidness 101 should also cover clap talking to really drive your point home.

  • @suhhduhh8088
    @suhhduhh8088 Před 2 lety +9

    By far my favorite bit ever.

  • @alexmaccity
    @alexmaccity Před 11 měsíci

    This one is a gem.

  • @floppycopy1284
    @floppycopy1284 Před 2 lety +14

    With the Japanese nice one adam

  • @terrancebarnhill1733
    @terrancebarnhill1733 Před 2 lety +27

    I died laughing

  • @Mojo__
    @Mojo__ Před 2 lety +14

    "All the steaks are well done" Fuck, man lol.

  • @chr.st1an
    @chr.st1an Před 2 lety

    such a great bit

  • @paulkossak7761
    @paulkossak7761 Před 9 dny

    Maybe the greatest, Andre's steakhouse

  • @connoroverall580
    @connoroverall580 Před 2 lety +12

    " Please Leave " Degree.

  • @System-ly6de
    @System-ly6de Před 2 lety +4

    listening to this then the IRL ad autoplays....trippiest shit ever. lmao this is some Eldritch shit

  • @MrFuggleGuggle
    @MrFuggleGuggle Před 2 lety +12

    Y’all know what the real n-words is?…
    Noweldge!…

  • @kylefear2818
    @kylefear2818 Před 2 lety +9

    I wanna go to Andres steak house 🥩😎

  • @carlwinslo
    @carlwinslo Před 4 měsíci +9

    Its customary not to tip at Andres Steakhouse.

  • @aenima4892
    @aenima4892 Před 2 měsíci

    This is a really good bit lol

  • @alexmaccity
    @alexmaccity Před 11 měsíci +1

    I need bidness 101 and Andre's steak house in my life

  • @seasonone
    @seasonone Před 2 lety +1

    Top 10 CT bit

  • @joshneedle111
    @joshneedle111 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Every time I drive by the real Andres steakhouse I laugh

  • @typeerk
    @typeerk Před 4 měsíci

    Stav: "Time to buckle up"... I wonder if he also says, It's about to go *up*

  • @asseroya
    @asseroya Před 3 měsíci

    the economy of respect bit is so genius lool

  • @TrillgataQ
    @TrillgataQ Před 2 lety +1

    "It's wrong but it sounds good, welcome to community college."

  • @makerstudios5456
    @makerstudios5456 Před 2 lety +3

    That’s a lot of purple and gold paint.

  • @janosmarothy5409
    @janosmarothy5409 Před 2 lety +22

    BID 1$1 INTRO TO ECONOMY OF RESPECT (0 Units) M. Andre Cafeteria MWF 5PM-715PM

  • @tybanshee
    @tybanshee Před 4 měsíci

    Mathematical Ideas is so good

  • @ottomuniz3621
    @ottomuniz3621 Před 4 měsíci

    The Beret to your future 😂😂😂

  • @charliemoe7935
    @charliemoe7935 Před 2 lety +9

    This is the Rosetta Stone for middle aged black guys

  • @wmwinterbottom
    @wmwinterbottom Před 2 lety +6

    Forte, entrepreneur

  • @unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956
    @unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Entreprenubians

  • @darianzielinsky96
    @darianzielinsky96 Před 2 lety +2

    There's a real Andre's steak house

  • @nicholasbyram296
    @nicholasbyram296 Před 2 lety +1

    My TI-83 was stolen in 10th grade and the monster you know today was born...my true birthday...

  • @nextstep7097
    @nextstep7097 Před 2 lety

    I’m gon to steal this

  • @Seallypoops
    @Seallypoops Před 2 lety +5

    damn i failed and now im in Bidness 200

  • @SargentVentures
    @SargentVentures Před 10 měsíci +2

    Allow me to introduce yourself to my fiancé. She’s O’Sexu’al.

  • @danielc1602
    @danielc1602 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Uhh sharin da cake lmaooo

  • @KnoxWheelerJr
    @KnoxWheelerJr Před 9 měsíci +1

    If America was cool this would be an snl sketch

  • @ogluster8873
    @ogluster8873 Před 2 lety +3

    Bidness 1$1

  • @OkieDokieSmokie
    @OkieDokieSmokie Před 2 lety +2

    google scholars cradle

  • @drewa6891
    @drewa6891 Před 5 měsíci

    oh my god

  • @MrSharkman19
    @MrSharkman19 Před 3 měsíci

    10/10

  • @bonivermectin4087
    @bonivermectin4087 Před rokem +2

    1:04 was he about to say Seth Cockfield? 🤣

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran Před 2 lety +5

    Allow me to beret your acquaintance
    It's wrong, but it sounds good! Welcome to community college.
    What a nice guy

  • @ELITESrBAMOFOS945
    @ELITESrBAMOFOS945 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Respectonomics 101

  • @Joemama-so1hu
    @Joemama-so1hu Před 2 lety +1

    sharin da cake

  • @wayneadams9102
    @wayneadams9102 Před 15 dny

    Mathematical Ideas? Damn.. we're fucked.

  • @Heladio54
    @Heladio54 Před 5 měsíci

    Never forget that stav would NEVER share a cake, even with a black.

  • @tedderjason
    @tedderjason Před 2 lety +3

    Remember when nick would speak actual words instead of sludge

  • @adahsingh3268
    @adahsingh3268 Před 2 lety

    bidness

  • @pnwbb5507
    @pnwbb5507 Před 2 lety

    What show is this from? Thanks!

    • @gg_2377
      @gg_2377 Před 2 lety +5

      A podcast called Cumtown

    • @pnwbb5507
      @pnwbb5507 Před 2 lety

      @@gg_2377 thank you

    • @gg_2377
      @gg_2377 Před 2 lety +3

      @pnw bb get ready to embark on a years-long journey of listening to Cumtown clips on CZcams lol

  • @provenknowledge
    @provenknowledge Před rokem +1

    3:27

  • @aron3977
    @aron3977 Před 5 měsíci

    I love how I just know its going to be a cumtown clip

  • @victorrain
    @victorrain Před rokem +1

    Forte is actually Italian.

  • @slobbinwilliams
    @slobbinwilliams Před 2 lety +3

    I’m gay

  • @andreiarca3024
    @andreiarca3024 Před 2 lety +2

    That's a good name for a steakhouse. They should spell it with an "i" at the end.

    • @RugbyRyan
      @RugbyRyan Před 2 lety +1

      Then it would become Russian themed

  • @theholymackerel072
    @theholymackerel072 Před 4 měsíci

    Your food should be served by a guy on a hoverboard.

  • @yakivpopavich
    @yakivpopavich Před 2 lety +8

    So all of the Cumtown bits are being deleted from CZcams?. Who is doing it?, why?. I hate these small hats.

    • @absoluteunit8628
      @absoluteunit8628 Před 2 lety +2

      The og Andre's Steakhouse is still on Asain Fidance's channel.

    • @gorezamtrios6481
      @gorezamtrios6481 Před 2 lety +3

      It was a guy who uploaded a lot of cumtown clips onto his vietnamese gaming channel with 190k subs and then false striked the other channels resulting in a lot of the big ones like Future Files, TyBayaga, or scrtsqrl getting their channels or videos removed. This guy has multiple channels by the way, his signature is the gifs in the corners of the screen. One of them is the "Cumtown Archives" channel.

    • @blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059
      @blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059 Před rokem +5

      @@gorezamtrios6481 vietnamese, so big hats, not small ones.

  • @seanyuno2.066
    @seanyuno2.066 Před 2 lety +1

    Bit starts at 3:05

  • @zebranator
    @zebranator Před 2 lety +12

    Lol stav wouldn't laugh at this anymore. Sad.

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Před rokem +2

      sad and true
      stav got really annoying, and not because of his laugh

  • @altoidosgood
    @altoidosgood Před rokem +1

    God I hate Stavros. So annoying.

  • @casedismissed8581
    @casedismissed8581 Před 5 měsíci

    "no bigots allowed"? are there any comedians or adults allowed? who's the yap that wouldn't stop that put-on phoney laugh?

  • @marklynch1305
    @marklynch1305 Před měsícem

    I hate stavs laugh so much.

  • @uatafaka
    @uatafaka Před 2 lety +9

    Stavs laugh ruins everything

    • @Elcore
      @Elcore Před 2 lety +83

      Au contraire

    • @anthonymusto3537
      @anthonymusto3537 Před 2 lety +10

      I like my cumtown with just stav audio!

    • @Dogbutt47
      @Dogbutt47 Před 2 lety +10

      You’re probably straight

    • @TheSkullConfernece
      @TheSkullConfernece Před 2 lety +1

      @@Dogbutt47 whoa, whoa, hey man. Enough of this straightism. I'm straight and I like the podcast because I'm racist. There are other reasons to like a show yaknow.

  • @elonmust7470
    @elonmust7470 Před rokem

    It's buckle down, not "buckle up"...

  • @georgeemery3295
    @georgeemery3295 Před měsícem

    This aint a real business, its a black-owned business