Well, I never thought we could be friends with Iran, but then I heard about what happened to their president, and I realised that we ain’t so different after all.
@@thebeegfoot when i first heard this i was working at walmart stocking the orange juice section and it was packed at like noon on a sunday, i was doubled over on one knee dripping tears onto the floor trying to hold my breath so i wouldn’t laugh
I hate not being able to explain to co workers what I’m laughing at. Everytime I hear the “where I comeeee frommm everybody dies in a helicopter crash, cooking to deathhhh in helicopter gas” 🎶 😩 🤠 I’m sure I look like a insane persons laughing to myself with earbuds in because Nick said “how about instead of titties and beer it’s “penis and ass”
I’m the same way! I try has mask my laughter but outbursts are inevitable especially to this bit so I try to cut the laugh off right away and pass it off as a cough 😂
This is me but it’s in the middle of doing bench press at the public gym and the guy near me thinks I need help because I’m giggling and gasping for air at the same time
I remember having to talk to my manager when this ep dropped because I was laughing so much, they thought I was high (I was) but I had to explain to them that I was listening to a comedy podcast. When they ask me which one I just said joe rogan
I rewatched this video and got a notice from CZcams saying that my comment on this video was deemed as offensive and violated community guidelines. I'm officially gay!
Say what you will about the recession, if gave guys like me a bunch of places to have Super gay Sex. This was the B from Bennigans Now it's Bend over-again's. Brokeback mountain, how bout Outback steakhouse? They shutdown in 2008, but the bathroom still works, if you know what I mean
@@ecarneylaw sample size of one individual, amazing statistical analysis. The actual stats are 15% Yankee dead in Reb camps and 12% Reb dead in Yankee camps, which is not some massive disparity in quality of care (they both just let them starve and/or freeze)
@@legateexpendable9308 thats disease. The Southern soldier was more likely to be rural and did not have immunity. The quote was emaciated. Address it or let it go
They got the Civil War era prison name wrong. Andersonville was a Confederate POW camp in Georgia. They're probably thinking of Point Lookout, which was a Union POW camp in Maryland. Also, I'm gay.
My life is just killing time until I’ve forgotten this just enough to listen to it again
hell yeah dude
FUCK yeah, dude! That RULES!!!!
I'll suck to that
My life’s travel has finally brought me back here again. I hope you too realize you’re gay, and visit this video soon again.
Today is that day for me, now
As soon as that Iranian President went down we all started singing about simple folk hel-i-copter crashes to ourselves.
Damn straight brother
3 idiots singing country songs about helicopter crashes and being gay is funnier than any stand up special i have seen for the last 10 years
But Bert takes his shirt off!!! How is that not hilarious?!!!
😂
I fuckin love this bar
All the guys are cute
Nick was so quick witted to even line up the syllables and switching up cooking to death in helicopter gas. It’s hilarious.
people always talk about underrated bits bit this is truly underrated. I hate how I can never expose my true sense of humour to the people I know lol
It’s honestly so sad. I’m in the same boat.
Cumtown really ain’t somethin to share with the fam
@@brandonmyers4050I take my elderly mother to the doctor from time to time and I make her listen to these bits. I encourage everyone to do the same.
@@crackaassedcracka i take your elderly mother to my house for gay sex
Everyone has to be grandfathered in
“There’s a lot of hot guys here”.
Easily the funniest thing Stav has ever said on the show.
“Me and my boooys just cookin to death in helicopter gas” hell yea dude love that song
Well, I never thought we could be friends with Iran, but then I heard about what happened to their president, and I realised that we ain’t so different after all.
*Stops burning qaraun I guess we live the same type of lives
I guess the iranians are also simple country folk
Country bands singing about having clandestine gay sex is honestly the funniest thing ever lol
Wow you joined CZcams 17 years ago.
@@Garrett1240 yeah this is my account from freshman year of HS and I'm 32 now haha
@@NIN1 respect
This was the highest point of laughter in my life
R/smalldickproblems still takes the cake for me
I first heard this in the grocery store. It was 140am and I was in the produce sections bending over in laughter. Luckily no one was there
@@thebeegfoot when i first heard this i was working at walmart stocking the orange juice section and it was packed at like noon on a sunday, i was doubled over on one knee dripping tears onto the floor trying to hold my breath so i wouldn’t laugh
@@jb-eq6nowhat a beautiful experience (also gay)
@@thebeegfoot I listen to this sh*it all the time at work. It gets so hard not to start laughing maniacally lol
“I’m in a secret relationship with Chris Cuomo!” Hits a lot harder after the latest TAFS
Nick pimped out Adam for an appearance confirmed
Where I come from…
….everybody dies in a helicopter crash.
Honestly, 10-15 separate bits that leave me in tears during this clip.
this was 40% of an entire episode
So refreshing to find a prominent podcast that fully understands and breaks down the intricacies and subtexts of country music.
Sometimes "And I can't even look at the dog anymooooore" pops up in my head and I start giggling where ever I am.
“No fanfare about it, no big show,
just quietly dying in an explosion”
😂
This made me laugh without control.
nothing hits quite like "i'm in a secret relationship with Chris Cu-omo"
so crazy looking back now
RIP Toby Keith up in Cowboy Heaven Bar checking out the gaggle of cute guys
“there’s a lot of hot guys here!”
An absolute all timer
An all timing absoluter yes im gay
The comment section of “where I’m from” has been destroyed. It feels like vandalizing a grave, it’s hilarious
I just checked that out. Hilarious.
Theres a couple more like that one
HOL-LEE CHRIST! I just looked and I’m sitting here, stifling laughter at work….
The comment section of R.I.P. as well
it is WILD
“And I’m FULLY stiff under my sundress”
This bit allways as me dying in laughter
When i first heard it i laughed so hard i collapsed at my job while drinking water
I love how five minutes in stav says idc these guys are boring and they go for another 18 minutes and it’s one of the best bits rver
“How bout’ that bloom on that onion!”
This was an instant classic
“No I said is that your truck outside.” Is top tier
Man I’ve been listening cumtown for 4 years and just found this bit. It’s like I’m finding out I’m gay all over again
Stav starts the crash story at 2:52, finishes it at 2:57, and Nick launches into “WHERE I COME FROM” at 2:58, absolutely zero hesitation
I’ve got LIPSTICK ON ….AND SOME EYELINER
Mr fancy New York City
I hate not being able to explain to co workers what I’m laughing at. Everytime I hear the “where I comeeee frommm everybody dies in a helicopter crash, cooking to deathhhh in helicopter gas” 🎶 😩 🤠
I’m sure I look like a insane persons laughing to myself with earbuds in because Nick said “how about instead of titties and beer it’s “penis and ass”
I’m the same way! I try has mask my laughter but outbursts are inevitable especially to this bit so I try to cut the laugh off right away and pass it off as a cough 😂
This is me but it’s in the middle of doing bench press at the public gym and the guy near me thinks I need help because I’m giggling and gasping for air at the same time
Once a week I listen to this, singing along, still howling
Try that in a small town
Where I come from 🎶
Wear a sun dress and act really gay… in a small town
17:52 “And a little girl saw it happen, and now I have to kill her”
"Well i didn't want to kill that _little girl_ "
This would be like Garfunkel calling himself Simon & Garfunkel
Great context! I had no idea of MG
That Shakira impression got SCARY close
I love this bar
Theres a bunch of hot guys heeerreee
I remember having to talk to my manager when this ep dropped because I was laughing so much, they thought I was high (I was) but I had to explain to them that I was listening to a comedy podcast. When they ask me which one I just said joe rogan
1:35 🎵 *"You probably voted for Hilary"* 🎵 😂 That's got to be one of my new favorite insults
And then "you probably voted, no one hear votes"
I live in a gay ass news town
Best bit of all time
I rewatched this video and got a notice from CZcams saying that my comment on this video was deemed as offensive and violated community guidelines. I'm officially gay!
RIP Ebrahim Raisi (1960-2024)
President of Iran
Another beautiful man taken by those propellered bastards 🚁
Montgomery Gentry: "This city folk with there big words and tellingent words for gay-sex ..."
This is right up there with wheeler walker jr
19:48 Dude this is the fucking peak of an already hernia inducing laugh fest
This used to be a Bennigans, but now it’s a Bend-over-agains 🎶🎶🎶
17:52 I am fuckin crying from laughing
thank you
Say what you will about the recession, if gave guys like me a bunch of places to have
Super gay Sex.
This was the B from Bennigans
Now it's Bend over-again's.
Brokeback mountain, how bout Outback steakhouse?
They shutdown in 2008, but the bathroom still works, if you know what I mean
21:41 DO YOU HAVE THE TIME? to...
buddy you must be hearin things
“Just a simple way to die, us country boys die in helicopters in jersey all the time”
‘Probably a side effect of that Jew vaccine’ is probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed
“What do you think about that” is the name of the song they’re looking for with the funny video
Brooks n Dunn bit is top tier.
This was the hardest I laughed at the show. Too bad you can't play the music 😞
The best part is Montgomery Gentry doesnt even sing I love this bar, that's toby kieth
they say that in the clip
2021 really was a fever dream
do you think anyone’s played this to Chris Cuomo since he went on TAFS
Stav was on fire this time
The Helicopter Chronicles
The oatmeal bit is so fucking funny
21:00 my stomach hurts so bad I laughed the whole way from start to end I love this bar
“Well I didn’t want to kill that little girl…” 😂
Penis ‘n’ Ass 🎵
montgomery gentry is the real life Chowder Man
I nearly died at “well, I didn’t want to kill that little girl”
ram ranch dudes really rock
“This is our town, this is where we’re from” 🫡
I’m in a secret relationship with Chris Cuomo
The helicopter crash bit just sounds like Sun Kil Moon. Like that could verbatim be off of Benji.
This is such a great bit
Because this is our town
Lmao helicopters
Ween - 12 Golden Country Greats
It's perfect
Okay. This was epic.
im not a homosexual feller im doing cowboy magic, im a wizard.
Sounds just like sun kil moon lol. The Benji album
Nick should really do more country bits i fucking die everytime 😂😂😂😂
And I can’t even look at the dog anymore 😩🗣️🎵🎶
Adam looks good here
Try that in a small town.
En eye geee
I heard every episode and forgot about this classic, thank you because I was about to K myself.
Well my friend died...
In a simple folk helicopter crash
16:34
2:55 where i come from everyone dies in a helicopter crash, so me and all my friends live a simple life cookin to death in helicopter gas.
Nick got so close to Andersonville
meh. he had the wrong side thou. The US prisoners starved because they were in the starving South.
@@ecarneylaw both sides had notoriously brutal conditions in their PoW camps
@@legateexpendable9308 I cant find any pics of emaciated rebel prisoners. Only the US one come up.
@@ecarneylaw sample size of one individual, amazing statistical analysis. The actual stats are 15% Yankee dead in Reb camps and 12% Reb dead in Yankee camps, which is not some massive disparity in quality of care (they both just let them starve and/or freeze)
@@legateexpendable9308 thats disease. The Southern soldier was more likely to be rural and did not have immunity. The quote was emaciated. Address it or let it go
They got the Civil War era prison name wrong. Andersonville was a Confederate POW camp in Georgia. They're probably thinking of Point Lookout, which was a Union POW camp in Maryland. Also, I'm gay.
Mr fancy new york city
what episode is this?
Buy macaws is the name of the episode..it’s a premium episode
@@evanpotts6567 Thank you. These retards posting ep #'s don't understand how podcast apps work.
i can't believe cumtown lasted 5 episodes. the state of humanity is dire
Funny as fuck
15:53
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
HLL YH DD
@joseph kaczynski RSPQ
M G(sometimes)Y
Top 5 Cumtown for sure
Wow SNL stole this bit completely from them
They stole loads of bits from the boys
I don’t give a dern huwhat otha payple thank *whadyuthankaboutthayt*
Cocaine😂
I forgot who Montgomery Gentry is ...
Fcking terrible!
Welcome to the Neighborhood is an unironic banger.
God damn stav ruins musical bits
Stav is the pippen of the trio. He just be bouncing it off the glass for nick like he did with the voting line