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  • The best posts from the top of r/CursedComments on Reddit
    Narrator: / @davidthebaker
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Komentáře • 627

  • @eveer4876
    @eveer4876 Před 4 lety +281

    Narrator: Oh heeellll naaawww~
    Me: *eyes teary* beautiful

  • @rojax_thevoicetm2385
    @rojax_thevoicetm2385 Před 4 lety +1021

    That "oh hell no" was surprisingly beautiful

  • @rimorimo2005
    @rimorimo2005 Před 4 lety +239

    I love how all of ezpz's videos are all the same but with different narrators.

  • @Kiss_My_Aspergers
    @Kiss_My_Aspergers Před 4 lety +269

    "THERE'S A HUNDRED AND FOUR DAYS OF SELF-ISOLATION..."
    Nevermind, I love you now.

    • @teacat
      @teacat Před 4 lety +3

      THERE'S A HUNDRED AND FOUR DAYS FOR MY INSANITY TO DESTROY MY MIND!

    • @carbondioxide6701
      @carbondioxide6701 Před 3 lety +11

      THERE'S A HUNDRED AND FOUR DAYS OF SELF ISOLATION AND THE CURE COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT
      AND THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT...
      LIKE MAYBE
      WASHING YOUR HANDS,
      STAYING 6 FEET APART SO WE'LL STAY HEALTHY AND OTHERS TOO,
      DISCOVERING NEW WAYS TO HOST AN EVENT,
      OR GET IDEAS OUT OF THE BLUE
      (I ran out of ideas for lyrics)

    • @Jo.D.Tyler.
      @Jo.D.Tyler. Před 3 lety

      There's a hundred and four days of hentai to watch

    • @zkonexpo9610
      @zkonexpo9610 Před 3 lety

      @@Jo.D.Tyler. chill out buddy

    • @zkonexpo9610
      @zkonexpo9610 Před 3 lety

      @@carbondioxide6701 beautiful I hope your comment gets at least 5,000 likes

  • @TerraTuso
    @TerraTuso Před 4 lety +179

    *chugging bleach and mayonnaise*
    *"EXISTANCE IS PAIN"*

  • @eindridehavaas2407
    @eindridehavaas2407 Před 4 lety +545

    OKAY IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HIS VOICE? HIS SINGING? I'M GAY

  • @omarnasrahmed1403
    @omarnasrahmed1403 Před 4 lety +617

    No one gonna talk about how good was the noooo at 3:40

  • @wyntryx7977
    @wyntryx7977 Před 4 lety +37

    "1. Run into a fire to save a child from a burning building.
    2. Eat your extra crispy outer skin."
    i mean, you can also eat the chicken skin

    • @Vulcannyx
      @Vulcannyx Před 3 lety +3

      From the child or yourself?

    • @Yreev
      @Yreev Před 3 lety

      @@Vulcannyx both literal and psychologically or innards of the chicken skin which we call the human skin?

    • @nono-tn2dh
      @nono-tn2dh Před 3 lety

      @@Vulcannyx lol whyyy

  • @brainless6532
    @brainless6532 Před 4 lety +412

    Nah these ain’t cursed, *to the **_-slightly-_** weird people at least*
    *_Let’s call these _**_-blursed-_**_ instead for them_*

  • @elitefailure7597
    @elitefailure7597 Před 4 lety +70

    "I do not recognize the bodies in the lake" gotta love scp references

    • @mr.j8361
      @mr.j8361 Před 4 lety +1

      I still don't understand this one

    • @AliCatDarling
      @AliCatDarling Před 4 lety +11

      @@mr.j8361 scp-2316 www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2316
      tl;dr it's a lake with a bunch of bodies. The bodies will look like people you know and compel you to go into the lake. Repeating the phrase "I do not recognize the bodies in the lake" is to combat it.

    • @mr.j8361
      @mr.j8361 Před 4 lety +1

      Thanks man

    • @sbug2242
      @sbug2242 Před 3 lety +1

      Ah, I see you are a person of culture as well.

    • @andresmohamed2023
      @andresmohamed2023 Před 3 lety

      @@AliCatDarling I don't want to sound like a smartass but I think that you can't avoid the effect, the phrase is just repeated to make sure you're not under the scp's effects

  • @god5926
    @god5926 Před 4 lety +442

    Is NO ONE going to talk about how his voice sounds like an angel?

  • @envy.4l802
    @envy.4l802 Před 4 lety +60

    Why am I so jealous of this mans singing

  • @ovenwater4699
    @ovenwater4699 Před 4 lety +119

    Last time I was this early corona was still a beer

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access

    I don't even have any urinals in my forest

  • @Lig456
    @Lig456 Před 4 lety +23

    3:40 wow damn I wasn't ready fur such a good voice 😳

  • @uryakstalajwqm9219
    @uryakstalajwqm9219 Před 4 lety +10

    3:42 That was absolutely beautiful. beautiful as hell. I nearly saw God when I heard your voice.

    • @B58-Minecraft
      @B58-Minecraft Před 3 lety +1

      You nearly died?!

    • @WorlWyrm
      @WorlWyrm Před 3 lety

      @@B58-Minecraft He technically got a mini heart attack mate,give him some slack

  • @eternalohmen5440
    @eternalohmen5440 Před 4 lety +68

    As soon as I heard his voice I immediately thought Zuko

  • @cage_1012
    @cage_1012 Před 4 lety +10

    0:41 it's not even a cursed comment, it's just a SCP joke

  • @simonmccroskey906
    @simonmccroskey906 Před 4 lety +10

    Although it seems like you said it as a joke, it is canon that doof and linda (phineas' mom) had some sort of relationship. I belive at either a drive in movie, or a concert. No other character in the show has a triangular head. Plus, it is canon that doof is financially struggling. As well as the fact that candace and vanessa look alike. Therefore, it is widely accepted among theorists that doof is, in fact, doof is phineas and candace's biological father. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

  • @Imcryingconstantly
    @Imcryingconstantly Před 4 lety +22

    Me: “hears David’s voice”
    *happiness noises”

  • @exolitealt3502
    @exolitealt3502 Před 3 lety +3

    I want to listen to that “oh hell no” on repeat. That shit was fucking beautiful.

  • @splash1934
    @splash1934 Před 3 lety +3

    ,,what's the worst thing to say to the person next to you in a urinal?"
    *c a n I p e t i t ?*

  • @IcedTheLocalClown
    @IcedTheLocalClown Před 4 lety +3

    David sounds very innocent af when reading those subreddits

  • @Melanie12047
    @Melanie12047 Před 4 lety +4

    3:42 DAAAAMNNNNNN THAT SOUNDED AWESOME

  • @NathanPa-xo3zj
    @NathanPa-xo3zj Před 4 lety +9

    4:02 Frick Phineas, he had too much summer experiment with Corona virus

  • @lilliburrows1456
    @lilliburrows1456 Před 4 lety +3

    During “bang bang” I love that

  • @in-mem0urnium
    @in-mem0urnium Před 4 lety +5

    All the new narrators love to sing and it's beautiful

  • @multishock5285
    @multishock5285 Před 3 lety +2

    10:09 two things that could make this worse
    1. Your home alone
    2. Only one parent is home

  • @Zeytrixx
    @Zeytrixx Před 4 lety +20

    All of Reddit is basically a *cursed moment!*

    • @jamesriemer6160
      @jamesriemer6160 Před 4 lety +1

      So is CZcams if you try

    • @CT--2716
      @CT--2716 Před 4 lety

      So true there is always that one person who can turn blessed to cursed

  • @xavierorangearms635
    @xavierorangearms635 Před 4 lety +11

    Wait just let me get this straight i haven't watched this channel in a month
    So there's Zack, Lexi, David, and Cougar as the narrator (all of them are amazing)
    Is there anybody i missed?

  • @sbug2242
    @sbug2242 Před 3 lety +2

    2:26
    It took my a month to do this and when I remembered it existed I came back.
    The answer is a clock.

  • @unknownentity657
    @unknownentity657 Před 4 lety +2

    100000000000/10 "Oh hell no" dude!

  • @CryoflareTheWolf
    @CryoflareTheWolf Před 4 lety +1

    Ezpz:*sounds like an angel
    Me:*sounds like a screaming cow

  • @Ziamond007
    @Ziamond007 Před 3 lety +1

    "Punch me harder Kyle"🤣🤣
    Ok but why would you wanna be rammed by a skater boy with bangs named Kyle?

  • @pixd7285
    @pixd7285 Před 4 lety +4

    hes oh hell naw is perfect

  • @bargainbrandmusician
    @bargainbrandmusician Před 4 lety +1

    great video and all but...your voice during the “oh hell no” was on POINT

  • @Moonlight_Drawing
    @Moonlight_Drawing Před 4 lety +2

    0:40 I don’t think he understands the “I do not recognise the bodies in the lake” scp reference

  • @jazz-cat00
    @jazz-cat00 Před 4 lety +4

    Never though sonic the hedgehog would guest star on EZPZ

  • @kooly3785
    @kooly3785 Před 4 lety +5

    2:05, His son look's like a baby version of him.

  • @pleasedontwatch2134
    @pleasedontwatch2134 Před 4 lety +1

    yall talking about his "beautiful singing voice" no one talkin bout how smooth that british accent is

  • @kanyeeast8450
    @kanyeeast8450 Před 4 lety +3

    Not gonna lie this dude got one HELL of a voice.

  • @alanysmia
    @alanysmia Před 4 lety +2

    Narrator: I can’t wait for Coronavirus 2!
    Narrator when he finds out here’s another flu with pandemic potential: I shouldn’t have said that, I should NOT have said that.

  • @mobcrafter731
    @mobcrafter731 Před 4 lety +2

    1:26 actually tho, that makes sense. Explains why phineas is smart, too

  • @koisoup
    @koisoup Před 4 lety +5

    HIS VOICE IS SO PRETTY

  • @agzrtpodcast
    @agzrtpodcast Před 3 lety

    We need 10 hour version of this "Hell nOoOoOoOoO". It's too beautiful

  • @juniperberryyyy
    @juniperberryyyy Před 3 lety

    Everytime David does the "oh hell nooooo" in one of these videos, I get two years added to my life span. Stop doing it David, I want to die young

  • @arimay3829
    @arimay3829 Před 3 lety

    The “Oh hell no” evened out how cursed some of these comments are

  • @jomogaming2
    @jomogaming2 Před 3 lety +1

    Well, uhh... I remember this one episode of Phineas and Ferb where it revealed that Dr. Doof actually got the idea to conquer the Tri-state Area and not the whole world from Phineas's mom, soo...
    I suppose it's possible they had a one night fling.

  • @NyraCX
    @NyraCX Před 3 lety

    I love watching these and David's singing just makes it 100 times better

  • @kivii365
    @kivii365 Před 3 lety +2

    Turns out, David hinted at his race a year before he revealed it on EZPZ. How were we so blind??
    7:15

  • @arch455
    @arch455 Před 4 lety +6

    Not as cursed as the cursed ships we do at my discord server

  • @DarkwolfRedsoul
    @DarkwolfRedsoul Před 4 lety +7

    "Kind of like c.m!"
    Is there something you want to tell us;)

  • @citronvannalemon
    @citronvannalemon Před 3 lety +1

    Someone needs to upload only Cooper's *"aw hell naw!"*

  • @Treyola
    @Treyola Před 3 lety +2

    1:30 I'm a third.. my GRANDMA has probably moaned my name before

  • @badtriceratops1867
    @badtriceratops1867 Před 4 lety +2

    1:48 actually, according to *science* human tastes similar to pork!

  • @extrabingo10
    @extrabingo10 Před 4 lety

    YOUR PHINIAS IMPRESSION IS AMAZING

  • @Futurestarra
    @Futurestarra Před 4 lety +29

    "uploaded 4 seconds ago"
    I am the earliest to ever early

  • @yiggles4136
    @yiggles4136 Před 4 lety +2

    0:40 it's an... SCP... Joke...

  • @fatcat1766
    @fatcat1766 Před 2 lety +2

    9:55
    Finally I have unlimited water supply

  • @soquedhozii
    @soquedhozii Před 4 lety +1

    david is the narrator we deserve

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff Před 4 lety

    The crazy thing is that someone put up the poster with the "demanding" banana for Health Month in our class bulletin board

  • @megumugi8620
    @megumugi8620 Před 3 lety

    David: My soul needs cleansing
    me: Muhaha, My doesnt!

  • @holdenleeb2312
    @holdenleeb2312 Před 3 lety

    “104 days of self isolation”
    Multiply by like 6

  • @brick4353
    @brick4353 Před 4 lety +2

    Your voice is so amazing, you have so much talent.

  • @ranibermudo7308
    @ranibermudo7308 Před 3 lety

    Oh hell nooooOOoOooo...
    that literally made me speechless in my class...
    I love it 😍😂😂

  • @Eevee0103YT
    @Eevee0103YT Před 3 lety

    These videos are what make me feel better after my many breakdowns lol....

  • @wizthewheezard5152
    @wizthewheezard5152 Před 4 lety +1

    Nobody talking about how he sounds like Harrison from finding stuff out season 3?

  • @user-ef6ib1hg6o
    @user-ef6ib1hg6o Před 4 lety +27

    David is pretty much the only male I like hearing singing (I'm a girl and don't generally like male voices in songs)

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf Před 4 lety +5

      That's a weird preference

    • @user-ef6ib1hg6o
      @user-ef6ib1hg6o Před 4 lety +1

      @@TheUltima_Werewolf you mean... For a girl to not really like male singing voices? Or what do you mean by that

    • @thekyleprojekt7996
      @thekyleprojekt7996 Před 4 lety

      What are you sexist?

    • @aussiebro2536
      @aussiebro2536 Před 4 lety

      I'm a guy and I dont generally like female voices in the military.
      This is satire.
      Edit: spelling correction.

  • @tatogod3573
    @tatogod3573 Před 4 lety +2

    No one:
    Jotaro: 7:36

  • @NotIncogneko
    @NotIncogneko Před 2 lety

    0:39 an scp reference is not what I expected but very nice.

  • @lmchhon
    @lmchhon Před 3 lety

    It returns....
    *🎵🎶HelL nAhHhHhHhH🎵🎶*

  • @MegumiChanYT
    @MegumiChanYT Před 4 lety +1

    4:58 Mirio. That's it. That's the comment.

  • @wulfleyn6498
    @wulfleyn6498 Před 4 lety +1

    0:38 It's a reference to an scp. Just remember, you don't recognize the bodies in the lake.

  • @chocomilk3926
    @chocomilk3926 Před 4 lety

    Holy shit is nobody gonna talk about him singing “Oh hell no”?! Cuz that was AMAZING LIKE WTF HOW!?

  • @KaDs_extras
    @KaDs_extras Před 3 lety

    4:03 "there's 104 days of self-isolation.", I wish.

  • @teag4767
    @teag4767 Před 4 lety +1

    My god this man has to make a song

  • @fin5687
    @fin5687 Před 4 lety +1

    9:55 me with an almost empty vodka next to me 👁👄👁

  • @flowrica_
    @flowrica_ Před 4 lety +1

    2:54 holy crap he sounds exactly like zuko

  • @benjaminroos2996
    @benjaminroos2996 Před rokem

    "She's the queen, she'll never die" almost 2 months after her dying of old age😂😂😭

    • @interlamer7480
      @interlamer7480 Před rokem

      Have you checked the date the video was posted? In case you haven't: Jun 23, 2020.

  • @stress1300
    @stress1300 Před 4 lety +1

    1:44
    NO they don't taste the same.
    They taste very different, trust me.

  • @JasperTheDoe
    @JasperTheDoe Před 4 lety

    Everyone other narrator’s : title noooooo cursed comments its horrible
    new narrator: lol

  • @bigstanky2037
    @bigstanky2037 Před 4 lety

    he sounds like that overly happy voiceover for the kids toys commercials. like the ones from old commercials on nickelodeon... BENDAWHAT??? BENDAWHO??? BENDAROOS!!!!

  • @kycadajones708
    @kycadajones708 Před 3 lety

    Referring to the cursed comment on grass, I recently texted a large majority of my already limited friends a text that read, "I just finished committing mass genocide by murdering millions of multi-cellular organisms in cold blood with quick succession. They didn't even have time to scream". The action that I did to warrant such a psychopathic text was me simply mowing my lawn. But here's the creepy part, and I will never look at mowing my lawn the same way again. A friend of mine named Max responded, "You know that amazing smell of freshly cut grass that you love so much because it means you accomplished something besides sitting in your room all day watching CZcams". "Yes", I said. "That is the grass screaming in pain. We humans are just too murderous to hear it". I am unsure if I will be able to ever mow my lawn again...

  • @FBSpark
    @FBSpark Před 3 lety

    "I do not recognize the bodies in the lake"
    Either he doesn't get it, or he does, but it's the queen so, yknow

  • @sbug2242
    @sbug2242 Před 3 lety

    Why does his voice sound like an angel? When I tried I sounded like a cat who had a smoking addiction-

  • @godwin972
    @godwin972 Před 3 lety

    0:39 YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER.

  • @pertacosmina9148
    @pertacosmina9148 Před 3 lety

    Ok but can we talk about the "o hell noooouuuooou"

  • @Sylvie_124
    @Sylvie_124 Před 4 lety

    The funny part is Minecraft Education actually has mods pre installed and one's a gun mod

  • @joegun4259
    @joegun4259 Před 4 lety

    King bach: *cries in kfc*

  • @pleasedontwatch2134
    @pleasedontwatch2134 Před 4 lety +1

    lmao his british accent is better than mine and i've lived in britain for almost my whole life (lived in china for a few months)

  • @name5cereals
    @name5cereals Před 4 lety

    3:41 okay but that PERFORMANCE tho

  • @Local_Duck_
    @Local_Duck_ Před 3 lety

    "I can't hear you!"
    "Ayéy captain!"
    7:10

  • @justsomeguywithoutalife230

    “Oh hel noooOoOoO~”
    Woah

  • @noodlethedoodle6174
    @noodlethedoodle6174 Před 4 lety +1

    8:37 THAT PERSON HAS THE SAME PROFILE PIC AS MEEEEE

  • @Enderlord701
    @Enderlord701 Před 3 lety

    Me: *sees thumbnail*
    Also me: starwars the diabetes strike back

  • @ryancopeland7324
    @ryancopeland7324 Před 3 lety

    If doofensmurtz is phineas dad that means when ferb gets with his daughter he is actually getting with his step brothers sister.

  • @bakermakingbread
    @bakermakingbread Před 4 lety

    That hell no was amazing

  • @CupidGaming522
    @CupidGaming522 Před 4 lety +1

    8:43 Guns are magical

  • @siregrungelord
    @siregrungelord Před 3 lety

    8:41 You may be gym-fit, but I have a GUN!

  • @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69

    F in the chat for Squiggly the Goldfish.