Weekend Update: Trump Claims Constitution Should Be Terminated, Brittney Griner Freed - SNL
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- čas přidán 9. 12. 2022
- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Kyrsten Sinema leaving the Democratic party.
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"But, honey, I don't know any gay couple who's going to hire a designer with those highlights." is a thing of beauty in itself.
The look on his face, that "I can't believe they made me say that, I think I just died a little inside" look, THATS what made it funny.
Standing clearly not possible
Lol! Exactly!!!
@@matthewrowlett1564 with that face he can pretty much get away with anything
🙄🤦🏻♂️😂
Butt honey, the Gay couples you know… REAR children... 😳
"Trump plans to terminate the Constitution by asking Hershel Walker to drive it to the clinic" I didn't see that coming 💀💀
As a Georgia resident...I did. 😂
Just like every woman Walker sleeps with
*Herschel
"Not did she"
Not true
"I don't think this is the last you'll hear from Herschel Walker, I mean unless he's your biological father."
He'll never call. "Who? Not my kid"!
I was not ready for that joke 😂😂👊🏾
😂😂😭😭
There's still hope for Kyrie Irving. I used to be a "flat earther." Then I decided to walk to the edge to prove the theory, but in the end, I came around.
🐐
Funny.
You win this comment section
I see what you did there 🥁
Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half
"Whaaaaaat I didn't do it!" with Che dying in the background ☠️🤣
I was done lol
Che probably wrote that joke for him.
This is the best part of SNL.
That's a low bar.......
The bar isn't lower than essentially any other SNL season, all of which include some funny moments.
"Femme brulee!" Love your nom de plume.
It’s the skinniest kid in fat camp.
“b-e-s-t”? thats a weird way to spell “only good part left”
"He's got 14 more sleeps till Santa."
lol
Biden's bery sweepy lol
@Sha Hartley - Just like you.
@@MossyMozart More like your mama.
Explains Sinema: "pay attention to me."
Spot. On.
It’s officially become a Sunday morning routine to wake up and watch Weekend Update clips from the previous night
Great. The rest of the show was just as funny or better in the past few weeks, so sucks for your
Best part!
I'm getting too old to stay up to watch. Sunday morning SNL it is for this girl.
Same lol.
@@MrGriff305 SNL? Funny? Surely... you jest.
As far as I'm concerned, the sketches are the things I have to sit through in order to get to the Weekend Update.
Frankly I’ve thought this for a decade lol. It’s always the best
Usually, but tonight was good
fr the sketches arent good more than half the time
It should be a weekly half hour show
Jost has the best timing .
Colin: “But, honey,...” 🤣
I know that probably had Bowen laughing in the back
The Alito joke was so hilarious!!!
Weekend Update is the funniest part of SNL
Not tonight. And not when Chappelle was on. But your insult is cliche
It's the only thing worth watching for 90min.
The walker jokes write themselves. 😂😂😂
It feels like Weekend Update keeps getting more and more unhinged and I love it
@Gary M. Russell no they’re actually making woke to be cool. Sorry Trumper.
@Gary M. Russell you know woke just means against racism correct?
That World Cup workers joke
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brutal 😆
And sadly on point.
Except the migrant workers are mostly from South Asia.
Che wrote that for Jost. The loud, off-screen laughing from him means that he screwed Jost again.
Imagine how the workers felt by "not" getting paid lol
LMAO......''THOSE HIGHGLIGHTS'' ....OMG....STILL LAUGHING
Okay, Michael Che's laugh at 3:02 is the best thing.
Yes!
Yes and it’s real .
When he said I apologize 🤣🤣🤣 for the honey lmao
So much to work with. I watched SNL as a child with my parents. I can't believe the stories that are reported now.
Herschel Walker looks like someone tried to draw Mike Tyson from memory.
How racist of you.
@@blakethegreatone2058 wtf? People say the same thing about Keanu Reeves and Adam Driver!! 😂
@@sarahewson3607 racism!
@@blakethegreatone2058 Shut up. You're the racist thinking every black person looks alike.
@@soulknife20 I didn't say that. You did,and that makes you racist.
Love it! Not one of your segments has been disappointing... keep up the GREAT work gentlemen!
They were on fire today, i laughed out loud several times
That SANTACON joke is a chef’s kiss
Colin Jost and Michael Che never fail to deliver!
The Brazil and Santa joke got me 😂
Can u explain the brazil joke please? I feel dumb
@@johnroemer4315 Brazil always wins.
Part 2= Brazilian bikini wax
@@LindaC616 I was wondering about that also. Thanks for explaining. 🕴
@@LindaC616 You're the greatest.....
@@x2malandy yw
My favorite segment is here
My least favorite.
Sinema can't request resources from the party she's been betraying anymore? Aw.
Votes 95% of the time with Biden. You call that betrayal? Country needs more of it. Maybe we wouldn't be so screwed
She's toast and she knows it. Maybe she get a job working for a hedge fund.
If Sinema caucuses with the Democratic party she is still able to request resources from them
@@ericgoldberg8358 time will tell
She has all that big pharma money that she trade her soul for.
OMG che killed this segment!! I'm dying!
Just awesome writing -- irreverent, well crafted and above all, hilarious. Best ever in SNL, and i've been watching since 1975.
Your out of your MIND 🤣🤣🤣
I think the best was when Aykroyd and Chase were on along with alot more talent
They are great but Tina and Amy were the GOATs.
Donald Trump is the best arguement for both contraception and atheism.
I wonder how many different races had input into that constitution?..... It's been a long time coming, but I know a change gone come - Sam Cooke
And euthanasia.
And the fact that he was elected shows us that the Constitution and all of our government is not set up to protect us
No way, trump is a divine joke
ALL LIVES MATTER EVEN TRUMP
Best part of Sunday morning
They didn’t miss any shots today. 10/10.
How did he keep a straight face while saying "strip down the middle" ???
Che saying 'Honey' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Explained Sinema: "Pay attention to me" 😶
Lol
Haha i was like "Jost can't say honey" lol
"Kyrie says he's so depressed, he might jump off the edge of the world." Because in addition to being an anti-Semite, he also believes the earth is flat. Well played, Che.🤣🤣🤣
Nothing is funnier than someone explaining a joke that didn't need to be explained.
@@keithmorgan742 it took me a min just cuz I didn’t know if he was a flat earther fr or if they were making fun bc his stances on other f’d up things lmao
Cinema is the pippi longstocking of Congress
I still see them making jokes in the elderly home together in 40years
One of the best recent Weekend Updates in memory. Bravo!
Anyone else can't wait for their annual Christmas Joke Swap?
Youch! Those Walker jokes are killer. 😅
When jost made the morrocco joke and said "I didn't do it!" che should've quipped "But your ancestors probably did"🤣🤣
Read some history dumbass
Sinema "hold my wig" 🤣🤣🤣🌵🤣🤣🤣
"It's the best work since the Africans who built the stadiums."
Oh snap.
Too bad they were mostly Asian.
Actually it was the East Indians, but we get the picture.
@@MarionCarroll and they got paid 10 times more money than they will get in India. thats why they choose to go and work.
who fault is it if they get killed on the job. if you are not qualify stay home.
@@rashsoftwear8075 Read a newspaper once in a while. 🙄 And learn something about worker protections (or lack thereof) and illegal, abusive working conditions that human rights organizations have condemned for years.
Clever but it was mostly Asian migrants who worked on the stadium.
The joke about Herschel Walker and the constitution had me laughing so deep and hard.
Kristen Sinema is nuts.
"Santa exists, but god doesn't" 🤣🤣😈🍻 that one had me hollering
It took me a moment to get that Harris bike joke. Man That was dark.
I can just see Alito with his hooded grandkids at the mall, "First one to find a black Santa wins!"
The joke was they were wearing kkk hoods
Oh shit. Just came here for the laughs. Never expected them to mention Morocco's win🥳
One of the hardest part of the job is not to laugh before the filming starts.
in true weekend update style ,and I loved it ,all of you ROCK MY WEEKEND ,thank you .. out ...
They were on fire this week. 🤣🤣🔥
That highlights joke -- LOLOLOL! Nice one! :D
@Sarah in SF - Perhaps he was actually referring to himself no longer using hair dye.
Stayed up waiting for this to be uploaded
Colin and Michael still got it!
It just never gets old does it?
The bike accident joke is my favorite haha
Said it once and I’ll say it a million times, these two should be the new daily show co-hosts. Daily “News” with these two? Omg…🎉
These guys should be the white house press secretaries.
Meh
It's going to be hard to find as quick a witted person as John Stewart. His replacement had such a slow, drawn-out delivery that depended on you finding them cute. 'Twas painful to say the least.
Che came to SNL from The Daily Show in the first place. Why would he go back to basic cable? Smaller viewing audience, more work for less money… There’s even less reasons for Jost to go there.
@@andrewkarp5067 he was a writer not THE host
Another weekend another successful update!
The best part of SNL, hands down.
I love the joke swap episodes, but I think it would be hilarious if they did one but didn’t tell anyone until afterwards!
That's what it feels like, given the strength of the jokes. Either that or Norm Macdonald really is haunting the SNL writer's room.
Love from Colorado for the oh, honey "with those highlights😱" burn
“Pay attention to me”. Yep that’s exactly right.
Great bit today, laughed all the way thru
1:50
I’m here for sassy Colin
The Kyrie Irving joke was unexpected and very good.
Jost gave him a nice no-look pass for the slam lol
Audience: Awwww!
Collin: I didn't do it!
Che writes the best brutal jokes
This is a classic! Awesome job guys 😂😂😂
These are usually good, but this one's excellent.
What was funny about Kristen sinema? She left the dems that her personal decision. This update was pretty lame. To each it’s own.
I have to be crystal clear. Colin is the ideal match for Scarlett. Humble, successfully, funny, easy on the eyes and is probably one of the most relatable because he's also a educated comic at his very core.
Also, comes across as a genuine family man.
Thanks for clarifying that. No one was asking.
The highlights joke was underrated 🤣
This was one of the best Weekend Updates in a long time.
I REALLY HOPE that DeSantis runs against Trump. The ensuing debate will be amazing and watching the Republicans tear each other apart will be glorious.
For some reason I bet it wouldn't be that great in reality. Also, you probably should put debate in quotes. Neither one has any actual ideas.
Desantis is not a good debater, Trump would destroy him.
These guys killed. Colin was in top form. Michael's Constitution joke was great
3:25 Can someone explain the Brazil joke to me? I don't get it.
I didn't get it either!
i think it’s a joke about a brazilian wax
“I didn’t do it”
@@camila314 I asked about that at about 3pm/pst...best answer so far and probably correct...thanks
@J Chan - Look at the flag. See the light strip around the equator of that globe there? Looks like it's missing a strip of color, eh?
You got me at "oral arguments" 😂
Che: Honey? 😊
What is it about Christmas that makes their jokes so savage ?
This was a phenomenal performance. So funny, so biting, & poignant on so many levels.
Wait, Kirsten Sinema was in the DEMOCRATIC party?
These are great, this was superb
this season has been the best thing about comedy this year besides me
Holy shit this was the best weekend update this year they absolutely KILLED it
Beauty
Calm down
Last week was better lol…but this was good as well
Morocco joke took me out 😭😂
It makes no sense
Damn I love this segment!! The rest can go
My favorite part of SNL 💙
Here's hoping there's a joke swap next week. 🙏
Heavy Gratitude
Nice to know what Alito is thinking about
They mention Griner 3 times and nobody cheered that she was freed.
I live in Arizona...
Yes, that’s exactly what Sinema 🤡 said
I'm sure you all are angry. And I'm angry for you. I stand behind whatever you all decide to do, non-partisan. I don't think anyone in Congress should be allowed to just switch parties while they are in office. It should not be allowed. They need to run for the party they are claiming. I don't care if it is a Republican or a Democrat. Switching parties is an insult and a slap in the face to the majority who voted that person in. I hope you all can recall her. Or vote her out. Her political career is done. As a Georgian who is exhausted with politics...I feel your pain. Good luck in future elections!
@@Southernblonde1310
Thanks, she’s incredibly unpopular with all parties here.
@@barrysmith8920 Yes.
Kelly - 83%
Sinema - 19%
Saw it tonight
@@barrysmith8920 Georgia has winded down for a while. We're still tired AF. But if AZ needs help let us know. We know what it's like to have the entire country focused on you. AZ came thru in more ways than one this year, as did GA. We're political friends. As swing states...I know it can be exhausting. We're fortunate here in GA that our Senators are who they say they are. They never deceived voters. Sinema, as far as I'm concerned, screwed her constituents over. You all deserve better. And when you all are dealing with her re-election please reach out to GA. We know what's what when it comes to this. And we got u.
@@Southernblonde1310 Thanks for the offer...AZ is still home of many KKKult 45'ers..Lake yesterday sued again for the governor position she clearly lost. Never ends. INSANE
Always cracks me up
Colin isn’t wrong talking ab those highlights.
@Brooke B - It was patronizing.
my only source of news back at it again
Hitting below the belt 🥊🥊😂😂
I WAS THINKING what is up with those highlights!!!
Love these two! They are the best!
i DIDN'T DO IT!
[Che losing it off-screen]
the santa joke was the best
I Didn’t get it lol
@@TerrenceJDooley It's the very last joke