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Komentáře • 176

  • @echolot
    @echolot Před 5 měsíci +180

    their joke swaps are some of the funniest things ever on SNL

    • @douglasmcintyre3297
      @douglasmcintyre3297 Před 4 měsíci

      echelot: Sometimes weekend updae the ONLY funny things on SNL. Satirical sketch after sketch, sandwiching Josh and Che, often on topics only 20 somethings understand, got pretty old, pretty pretty quick; at least for me.

    • @clamc2012
      @clamc2012 Před 12 dny

      Such a low bar.

  • @ByronTexas
    @ByronTexas Před 4 měsíci +49

    Che’s reactions to his own punchlines is pretty funny!

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney Před 18 dny +1

      Che reads jokes that Colin wrote and vis versa. Suppossedly, they've never seen the jokes until air time.

    • @ByronTexas
      @ByronTexas Před 18 dny

      @@SuperChuckRaney that’s a great format then!

  • @ofskittlez
    @ofskittlez Před 4 měsíci +43

    Best Weekend Update duo ever.

    • @slake9727
      @slake9727 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Dan Akroyd and Jane Curtain were pretty great.

  • @rickmclaughlin2519
    @rickmclaughlin2519 Před 5 měsíci +31

    helen keller's legs were yellow because her dog was blind too

    • @hailholyqueen
      @hailholyqueen Před měsícem

      Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman!

  • @daryllect6659
    @daryllect6659 Před 5 měsíci +15

    3:29 ~ Laughing hysterically! Oy!

  • @turdwranglers2517
    @turdwranglers2517 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Love the Bruce Jenner / Kaitlain Jenner joke !! .... I hope it's real !!!!

  • @brucewood4652
    @brucewood4652 Před 4 měsíci +9

    Keep up the good work I love them both!

  • @kevindupre4014
    @kevindupre4014 Před 4 měsíci +6

    0:57 I wanted to hear about the one armed woman who was arrested. How did they handcuff her?

  • @prettypeggy98
    @prettypeggy98 Před 4 měsíci +6

    Brutal...but hilarious 🤣

  • @TellMeWhenImTellingLies
    @TellMeWhenImTellingLies Před 5 měsíci +11

    Helen Keller DOLL.. it has a string on the back and when you pull it.. You hear what Marlee Matlin sounds like

    • @daryllect6659
      @daryllect6659 Před 5 měsíci +1

      The Helen Keller doll:
      Pull the string and it walks into walls.

    • @23Robusto
      @23Robusto Před 4 měsíci +1

      Helen Keller doll
      Pull the string and it plays piano with one hand and sings with the other.

  • @kevindaniel7333
    @kevindaniel7333 Před 5 měsíci +14

    Always funny!! Good delivery of the "stories"!!

  • @QuintenClabaugh-ij2oe

    6:23 had me dying laughing

  • @albertpringle4918
    @albertpringle4918 Před 2 měsíci +4

    1:16
    UP! UP!
    AND I'M GAY

  • @user-fy4ld7kk2g
    @user-fy4ld7kk2g Před 3 měsíci +1

    Absolutely ❤️ Weekend Update ❤

  • @krayzeejojo
    @krayzeejojo Před 4 měsíci +2

    Lol at the Star Wars joke.

  • @cherrydragon2024
    @cherrydragon2024 Před 4 měsíci +5

    lmao at the bathroom doors.

  • @warrenwills3251
    @warrenwills3251 Před 5 měsíci +270

    Stop putting text on the screen. If you put it under closed captions or subtitles we can turn it off.

    • @MrBerryK
      @MrBerryK Před 5 měsíci +27

      Especially if the text is WRONG!

    • @mikecox1974
      @mikecox1974 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Right I can't think of anything more annoying.

    • @GenerallyGeneralLee
      @GenerallyGeneralLee Před 4 měsíci +1

      Drives me nuts. Some channels do it all the time, what's the point?

    • @gravitymediapro
      @gravitymediapro Před 4 měsíci +5

      It helps mask the copyright material scrubbing.

    • @moose.knuckle
      @moose.knuckle Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@mikecox1974
      Dingleberries are more annoying 😂😂😂

  • @noodengr3three825
    @noodengr3three825 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Tying her to the tracks great line i did not see coming

  • @kevincha9358
    @kevincha9358 Před měsícem

    Pure gold :)

  • @mikebartlett1963
    @mikebartlett1963 Před 2 měsíci +1

    And this is the reason I watch!!

  • @ckoegl
    @ckoegl Před 2 měsíci +1

    These guys deserve an Oscar and a specially made Nobel Prize.

  • @massimosquecco8956
    @massimosquecco8956 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Daring! as I need it!

  • @badassbrian11
    @badassbrian11 Před 5 měsíci +3

    YAY ALL DAY

  • @jacefaulk8792
    @jacefaulk8792 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Hilarious.

  • @danmaddox2849
    @danmaddox2849 Před měsícem

    Lol the Tom Cruise joke. For some reason my Dad always brings up his height.

  • @daevydjae
    @daevydjae Před měsícem

    2:53 Trump's autocorrect 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidmccarty6445
    @davidmccarty6445 Před 5 měsíci +12

    You guys are funny as fuck, hell yeah 🎉🎉🎉

  • @koryesslinger1226
    @koryesslinger1226 Před 4 měsíci +2

    3:00-3:05 I’m not surprised 😂😂

  • @markyoung1622
    @markyoung1622 Před 4 měsíci +1

    this has been the the best comedy since sliced bread

  • @enteranamehere1904
    @enteranamehere1904 Před 5 měsíci +36

    I hope Norm Macdonald can watch this from heaven

    • @simplylethul
      @simplylethul Před 5 měsíci +6

      Heaven isn't a real place, so nope.

    • @sonandsanford4963
      @sonandsanford4963 Před 5 měsíci


      I would not bet my death on it. 👹

    • @EuroGuy85
      @EuroGuy85 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Norm isn’t impressed! They should read the jokes with a little more straight face, Norm style.

    • @simplylethul
      @simplylethul Před 4 měsíci

      @@EuroGuy85 he's dead, so he can't feel anything.

    • @JenniferMaglio-bn3wp
      @JenniferMaglio-bn3wp Před 2 měsíci

      Yay

  • @itmike23662
    @itmike23662 Před 4 měsíci +8

    Comedy they way it should be!

  • @ArizonaSquatch
    @ArizonaSquatch Před 2 měsíci

    As a kid in the 70s having the ability to get the Malibu Chicken from the Sizzler made you feel like a rock star not gonna lie lol

  • @ThomasWLalor
    @ThomasWLalor Před 5 měsíci +1

    ddOK. Good humour, boys.

  • @JJNow-gg9so
    @JJNow-gg9so Před 4 měsíci +2

    Sizzler joke....EPIC

  • @joemonk747
    @joemonk747 Před 5 měsíci +7

    I missed the “men’s room door ‘Rob’” joke…someone help me out.

    • @krayzeejojo
      @krayzeejojo Před 4 měsíci +7

      He’s a typical Kardashian.

  • @CatSamurai99
    @CatSamurai99 Před 3 měsíci +1

    the star wars orgy joke...i havent laughed so hard...

  • @benjaminstubblefield2637

    Use Kentucky in a sentence. “She’s not a Barbie. She’s a Kentucky!”

  • @tomsherrer9360
    @tomsherrer9360 Před 2 měsíci

    Yay!! Always

  • @victoriathorne8252
    @victoriathorne8252 Před 4 měsíci

    Hilarious

  • @EuroGuy85
    @EuroGuy85 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Wait, I think Deshaun signed with the wrong Ohio team!

  • @frankinator7571
    @frankinator7571 Před měsícem

    comedy is finally back

  • @briankelly5816
    @briankelly5816 Před 2 měsíci

    Yay😂😂😂

  • @jerrodvinson6439
    @jerrodvinson6439 Před 2 měsíci

    Yay😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bobstutzman4954
    @bobstutzman4954 Před 4 měsíci

    Yay😂😂😂😂

  • @mikegrigg11
    @mikegrigg11 Před 4 měsíci

    Brilliant !!

  • @nickchavez8973
    @nickchavez8973 Před 4 měsíci

    Yay 😂

  • @avileosalas7294
    @avileosalas7294 Před měsícem

    F'n yay!

  • @sonjacoleman5703
    @sonjacoleman5703 Před 3 měsíci

    YAY!

  • @NevaUndaPressure
    @NevaUndaPressure Před 4 měsíci

    2:36 - 2:50 😂🤣🤭

  • @brucehastings8825
    @brucehastings8825 Před 13 dny

    😂😂

  • @figplucker908
    @figplucker908 Před 5 měsíci

    Yay!

  • @mentorofarisia371
    @mentorofarisia371 Před 4 měsíci

    yay!

  • @FiveKnuckleShufflah
    @FiveKnuckleShufflah Před 4 měsíci

    When did joe paterno start working for the buckeyes... I thought he loved the brown eyes

  • @YouTubeShadowBansMAGA
    @YouTubeShadowBansMAGA Před 26 dny

    I know SNL is liberal as hell but these two guys kill me. The Transient Anus Jellyfish slayed me! 😂😂😂

  • @laphaunbennett8022
    @laphaunbennett8022 Před 4 měsíci

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JenniferMaglio-bn3wp
    @JenniferMaglio-bn3wp Před 2 měsíci

    My boyfriend and his friends who are older watch with me we even make an evening out at friends.

  • @marydavis6990
    @marydavis6990 Před 2 měsíci

    Norm Macdonald I'd not in heaven

  • @timw8646
    @timw8646 Před 12 dny

    This is saving snl

  • @anonymousYTviewer69
    @anonymousYTviewer69 Před 25 dny

    0:55 che liked that old nickelodeon show???

  • @ICannotStandLeftards
    @ICannotStandLeftards Před 4 měsíci

    yay

  • @JimBOBlbc
    @JimBOBlbc Před 5 měsíci

    Yay

  • @LadyValdezRNCCRN-df5hj
    @LadyValdezRNCCRN-df5hj Před 5 měsíci +2

    😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @TheJrm1111
    @TheJrm1111 Před 4 měsíci +2

    This is not two weeks old. This is a lot of mishmash older stuff.

  • @HeWhoKnows777
    @HeWhoKnows777 Před 3 měsíci

    I worked at sizzler 20 yrs ago. It was bankrupt then!!!

  • @Kcconnor
    @Kcconnor Před měsícem +1

    Yay. I guess I’m the only one who reads the headline above their head
    Oops I’m sorry, I didn’t read far enough down the comments.

  • @andrewj.karaffa7080
    @andrewj.karaffa7080 Před 4 měsíci +15

    The catholic church jokes are always on point! 😂😂😂

  • @mariarahelvarnhagen2729
    @mariarahelvarnhagen2729 Před 4 měsíci

    Is This Live From Such A Playground ?

  • @learemington1700
    @learemington1700 Před 2 měsíci

    Is it just me but does Colin Jost look like Donnie Osmond

  • @AnAppleWithEyes
    @AnAppleWithEyes Před 5 měsíci +2

    Do Che and Colin do anything other than weekend update?

    • @kimmathis1945
      @kimmathis1945 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Occasionally they can be seen on a skit, as an extra or delivering just one line.

    • @tp5561
      @tp5561 Před 4 měsíci +3

      They are the co-head writers for the show

    • @lastjob2011
      @lastjob2011 Před 4 měsíci +5

      That's how it's been for decades on SNL. The Weekend Update hosts are the head writers. So they write, and do this one skit.

    • @mambaforever950
      @mambaforever950 Před 4 měsíci

      They also do comedy! How do you not know this!!??!?!!!

    • @AnAppleWithEyes
      @AnAppleWithEyes Před 4 měsíci +4

      @@mambaforever950 cuz I’m a fuckin apple… with eyes

  • @kvman6410
    @kvman6410 Před 4 měsíci

    yaaaawn, so many clips of the same jokes over it!

  • @Jewriffic
    @Jewriffic Před 4 měsíci

    Mass? as in Ralley?

  • @kobechromerefractor7093
    @kobechromerefractor7093 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I have to like every episode to ensure I didn't skip any

  • @earlfreimuth5799
    @earlfreimuth5799 Před 2 měsíci

    Yey

  • @TellMeWhenImTellingLies
    @TellMeWhenImTellingLies Před 5 měsíci +1

    Sizzler is going out of buisness... Guess Piper Niven from WWE stppes hitting up they buffet

  • @karlgoldberg3272
    @karlgoldberg3272 Před 5 dny

    If you dont like the text dont watch

  • @SalineDion
    @SalineDion Před 2 měsíci

    Weird. I ingest bull semen all the time.. Noones ever complained

  • @Horne_Baka
    @Horne_Baka Před 3 měsíci

    It's amazing that colin landed black widow

  • @Da1Krysez
    @Da1Krysez Před 4 měsíci +2

    Che needs to stop paying attention to the audience. It's why Jost's delivery is always so much better...he doesn't care.

  • @TheDRAG0N22
    @TheDRAG0N22 Před 3 měsíci

    I feel like I'm missing the Biden LGBT joke.

  • @alanrkanter
    @alanrkanter Před 5 měsíci

    Wow, so up to date.

    • @bikeny
      @bikeny Před 2 měsíci

      IKR, the Pope came to NYC in Sept 2015.

  • @RaymondGlenn-cc2rs
    @RaymondGlenn-cc2rs Před 3 měsíci

    The only funny thing of SNL

  • @thetrifftNix
    @thetrifftNix Před 19 dny

    Why not the whole blue lives matter joke...very bad cut....buuuhh

  • @T0n3man
    @T0n3man Před 4 měsíci +1

    Why the closed caption that can't be turned off? So annoying!

  • @mr.rainbowlovescoffee
    @mr.rainbowlovescoffee Před měsícem

    Weekend upset, none of the jokes or any funny cuz there's nothing funny about it but they were talking about because you're talking about or not funny I was just reading right now is a joke because it's not funny.
    If you got this far into the comment well that's not funny 😂😂

  • @nowapobron
    @nowapobron Před 3 měsíci

    No ca me ul me

  • @smashtoad
    @smashtoad Před 4 měsíci

    So edgy...Jesus Christ

  • @cartoonraccoon2078
    @cartoonraccoon2078 Před 2 měsíci

    I'm "NAY" on people just posting lower quality vids made by other talented crators instead of making content themselves.

  • @bobbifreedman2435
    @bobbifreedman2435 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Leave Biden alone. Most accomplished president ever. And adorable.

    • @connietreloar2102
      @connietreloar2102 Před 4 měsíci +2

      You think history started three years ago?

    • @o.c.g.m9426
      @o.c.g.m9426 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@connietreloar2102appearently they do...😂😂

  • @nowapobron
    @nowapobron Před 3 měsíci

    Al mh nh wk

  • @nowapobron
    @nowapobron Před 3 měsíci

    rs me nn tl nd av tm uu go at

  • @onetruebrawly
    @onetruebrawly Před 4 měsíci

    The editing is atrocious.

  • @boonecountygenerators3052
    @boonecountygenerators3052 Před 5 měsíci

    1:01 Boars are male. He was misgendered. They don't have piglets.

    • @jakeg3126
      @jakeg3126 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Boars are both male and female. It’s a different species

    • @boonecountygenerators3052
      @boonecountygenerators3052 Před 5 měsíci

      @@jakeg3126Regardless of species, boars are male and sows are female.

    • @jakeg3126
      @jakeg3126 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@boonecountygenerators3052 ok, I’ll give you use that as a fair excuse. You were doing the technical name thing

    • @RobinDale50
      @RobinDale50 Před 5 měsíci

      @@jakeg3126 "technical name." Words exist for a reason. If everything is just interchangable, then there is no language or science. You could just say a sentence of random words and expect a bridge to be built as a result. The real world doesn't work like that. "You can't get milk from a bull" as the saying goes.

    • @MPM6785ChitChat
      @MPM6785ChitChat Před 5 měsíci +3

      Europeans call both the female and male Boars if they are wild .
      When farmed the pigs / swine are then called sows and boars or hogs.

  • @iblobar1
    @iblobar1 Před 5 měsíci

    YAY!!!

  • @bmcc12
    @bmcc12 Před 3 měsíci

    Doesn’t it make you feel like shit when you try to make money using other people’s talent when you have none?

  • @PP-mb2ky
    @PP-mb2ky Před 4 měsíci

    Most of these jokes are terrible

  • @bryanlasermagiktyler3132
    @bryanlasermagiktyler3132 Před 5 měsíci +1

    this is just rehashed stuff that somebody else has already done.

  • @tpe6645
    @tpe6645 Před 4 měsíci

    “You can’t do that on TV”, following a somewhat-less-lame attempt at humor. Jesus, they apologize for their own jokes almost 100% of the time because they’re so scared someone might be offended. Grow a freaking pair. SNL sucks so hard now.

  • @user-mn6pm2bs3q
    @user-mn6pm2bs3q Před 5 měsíci

    These guys just aren't funny anymore.

  • @anb7408
    @anb7408 Před 5 měsíci +2

    A good comedian can tell jokes and still keep a straight face. These two fail miserably. Just two more reasons why SNL hasn’t been watchable in 20+ years. Makes me miss MadTV even more!

  • @paulsevers7740
    @paulsevers7740 Před 14 dny

    4 MONTHS AGO - YOU DAMNED LIAR! 4 years ago in fact!