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*what did I just watch. And why did I enjoy it so much.*
you watched a bill wurts video and you enjoyed it because he forces you to enjoy it
*Why are you typing like this. Do you want more attention or wht*
He’s the 12 year old I want to be at 42.
Cause you have the gay.
*YOU BᴚOKE THE RULES OF E N G L I S H*
"They're not interested in soap"
Get new friends then
Minty Bliss but what if these new friends still arent interested in soup?
Plumpuss
But the first friends weren't interested in soup, either.
Minty Bliss Nice profile pic 👍
I like your profile picture lol
What happens if they have soap that is not friendly to your soap?
"i have done nothing but teleport soap for three days" - sun tzu
"I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days" - That one drunk guy at the bar idk
Where?! WHERE HAVE YOU'VE BEEN SENDING IT?!
Bill Wurtz literally has the most random content and I love it
Moral of the story? Canada is clean.
Soap with? Soap
Hotel? Trivago
I guess I mean I live there
Im glad my country is still clean
Except for marijuana.
Awkward Aria I Live In Canada, Too!
This guy can write a 100 page essay about nothing
Key Bills/Atrostic ikr
Lol
666th like.
And get an A
Ikr
I love how his videos are weird and educational at the same time lmao. he's a genius.
I love how he does have some history videos that are genuinely educational, but then he has this video which is in an educational format but is full of surreal nonsense.
It’s three years later and I’m still loving this content like it’s the first day I found it. It just sums up what I think about most of the time
"OH NO ITS A NATURAL DISASTER"
*keeps a happy face*
IsaacPlayz YT he’s happy because he still has soap
123th like
smile thru the pain
His face is deformed
IsaacPlayz YT because he cleaned the water
690th like
"I've done nothing but teleport soap for three days."
0:43
VHERE?! VHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!
How (not realy because its a joke
Yea?)
this might clear you up: czcams.com/video/GLlLQ3LmZWU/video.htmlm22s
Śmieszne
Watching this while crying about my best friends dog who passed a few days ago made me stop crying, but now I’m also very confused.
my love for soap has grown tremendously. Thank you Bill, for introducing me to soap and how to *use* it.
Pardon the fuck
999:59:59
Do you like soap?
-its ok!
2 seconds later
Lets go to Africa and find love in the jungle
AND FIND MORE *SOAP*
Mr. Boi I love soap so if you go to Africa give SOAP
Arica
Hahahahhahhahaahahhaha
Stroke
I also find some soap
I genuinely wonder if these are just written through stream of consciousness.
no they're written through soap
Melanie Anne Ahern stop commenting
No, they're a deep psychological an philosophical message sent to the lowly human race so that one day we can ascend even a little towards the great and high eternal position of our lord and savior Bill Wurtz.
Here's the plot twist: we are the soap.
Abyss ii
Fun Fact: Early soap was cooked in Africa, so the part where he goes to Africa is either a neat little coincidence or master crafting by Bill Wurtz. Considering he is Bill Wurtz, I think it is the latter.
Well that was an interesting minute
And 11 seconds
You likes teh soapd
Mariel Ivana I couldn't agree more. It was interesting and educational. I use soap when I wash my hands. Sometimes I use soap to clean my crab. His name is Hugo. He is 4 years old. I wonder how old my crab Hugo will be before he dies. Do you, Mariel, know how long a crab lives? Hope to hear from you soon regarding my crab Hugo. Best wishes!!
About...........soap? Ok
...
I swear he literally animates whatever comes into his head.
Thats what makes it awesome
His randomness is inspiring
_”what if I could eat blades of grass?”_
999 likes, should I do it?
I like it it’s so surreal
Shame on those 3 friends for not being interested in soap and leaving. They had no rights to not be interested in soap and leave!
0:51 A flood in he desert is basically a blessing
*O H N O I T' S A N A T U R A L D I S A S T E R*
*A N D T H E D I N O S A U R S A R E G O N E*
Saw this at the exact point that bill said it.
**H U R R I C A N E H A R V E Y W A S N O T A D I S A S T E R**
*_NATURAL DISASTER IS A DEADLY LASER_*
Julia Bednarek Its okay
To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand this video
grandayy lol true
At least 200+
grandayy i loves your soaps!
Or be high.
Without a solid grasp of soap physics, most jokes will go over the average viewer's head.
I like how a random natural disaster comes in out of nowhere and Bill is still just talking about soap
Bill Wurtz somehow makes videos that make me want to ask questions that I never want to know an answer to.
“Is loving soap legal yet?”
GamingDead 😂😂😂
no.
actually yes.
no
*T H E S U N I S A D E A D L Y LA Z E R*
TheBenster 00 not anymore there's a blanket
GamingDead only in 63 states in America
"It will taste better and be more addictive"
Tide pod challenge confirmed
Well antona i might be the only one replying to this so be happy!
(+_+)
Yup
nice job me i made a chain :P
😂
I love how in the middle of a disaster he thinks about what will happen if two soaps are combined
I love how his videos are soo freaking random
Canada apologizes for being clean...
*sorry ayy*
Please change your name
Lucky Games That would require filling out a legal document and doing a bunch of other bullshit nobody else wants to do.
Lmao I live in Canada
LEGALIZE WEED JUSTIN TRUDEAU!
This entire channel is spacing out in class animated
Shower thoughts
Mhm
oddly enough, its true
Facts
yes
"Dreams have meaning"
My dreams:
Your videos are amazing. Your voice is really calming and nice and idk why
I guess you can call this... *soap opera*
AAAAYYYYYEEEE :D
A *SOAPERA*
Samovar maker I have to give you sud credit,that was a soaper good pun. made me bubble up inside. and even more props because it was a clean joke
god damn
The phantom of the *SOAPERA*
Technically speaking,your entire life has lead to this point.
Oh
My life goal
Oh shit
Jesus Christ
Oo I'm going to start saying this a lot
“Buy soap or rent it”😂😂😂
My sister was watching this with me and she is a nerd. She asked me how finding love in the jungle is related to soap tips but I just told her to shut up because I was enjoying this
Sigma moment
can I wash bill wurtz?
_nope, he's already clean_
:(
oh you're here again wow
I mean the 'history of the entire world I guess' isn't
Muchdank
Hey fam
This is very interesting.
I’m getting slightly concerned about the fact that what this guy says slowly starts to make sense overtime.
BraindeadCrumpet Like?
Same
@@xcitive
f i n d
l o v e
i n
t h e
j u n g l e
@@baglboy i took your advice and my new fiance is a Duck that like cheeseburgers...to much.....cheeseburgers╰（‵□′）╯.
@@xcitive Canada is clean.
Soap usage
- buy soap
- wash your house
- invite friends
- talk about soap
- friends dont like soap
- move to canada
- wash canada
- nevermind its clean
- think about soap
- be surveyed by soap gods
- go to Africa
- find love in the jungle
- find love and soap
- teleport soap
- teleport you
- walk 100 miles
- soap will be there
- oh no disaster
- merge soap
WHY IS YOUR STUFF SO ADDICTIVE OMFG
My life in a nutshell:
"Invite some friends over! Talk about *[anything you are interested in]* they are not interested in [that thing], that's too bad."
True af.
F
Oof for me its Hamilton
So true. ;-;
what is a friends?
This is literally my ADHD in a nutshell, I start with one topic, go to another but somehow connect it to the first one and then end with something random
Relatable 100
Wait I have ADHD?
Cool
"hi, i'm drawing something. actually, never mind, i'm watching this youtube video, oh but now i've got another tab open and i'm watching a different video when the first video hasn't been finished. y'know what, i'm drawing again- actually scratch that, i'm playing minecraft."
@@cosmofire5657 That is literally my life in a nutshell XD
you have successfully put every thought process i have had into words
This are the kinds of thoughts that I always have when Im bored at school
Thanks I really needed these soap tips
“You can wash Canada!”
“Canada’s already clean.”
Pure, 100% true facts.
Except for racist predjudicing against the native Inuit people.
Gotta wash off the racism tho. There isn't as much anymore, but still gotta wash 'em off.
@@writershard5065 using soap
Canada is racist as America, Canada don't just try to hide it
borostanca ??? i live in canada and never ever see any racism stop making assumptions bud.
my soap tip:
don’t drop the soap
Thanks Rick
Rick is cool
Especially not in prison
Thanks rick really cool safe my ass from being penetrate in prison bath
Yes, or else it will transform and delete the crust of the Earth.
Someone hire this guy as a teacher. Nobody would skip his classes
Had a soap ad on this video LOL, seriously.
CANADA IS ALREADY CLEAN
LOL
canada isn't real
Yes it is
SplashKingSwag NICE GOING PAUL
Melanie Anne Ahern *insert bad comment to get likes since you’re early*
“In the future, humour will be randomly generated”
-Larry the cucumber
h
wow so original and funny!!! 😐
rectangular prism I know
Muzahid Bakth ok
"its not random if it makes you feel something"
Video about soap is a minute long but it feels like an hour cuz i loved it
This man’s videos are my brain with the switch halfway between on and off.
I love it 🫠
this hits differently after the coronavirus
yes
Dude shut up
but there is no mention of toilet paper
I mean, every one of your friends loves soap now!
i has the automatic reproduction on and at the begging i thought was a coronavirus video
He should write a Soap Opera
yes
*cringes and dies*
Isn't this technically one?
A soapera
Ayyy
11/10 best soap tutorial I could find. Would recommend
thanks, i followed these tips very helpful.
this felt a lot longer than a minute
Bill Wurtz's videos are basically:
- The things you see when you close your eyes and rub them
- The rainbow things you see when you get a migraine
- Made with the reccomended words at the top of a mobile phone's keyboard
- Only properly enjoyed at 3AM with the fan on
- Made in one sitting and Bill refuses to edit them
- Are like taking drugs without taking drugs
- Enjoyable nonetheless
And they are stuff you enjoy!!
Very true.
I can relate to rubbing my eyes,
*I see some strange things*
@@user-gf8ke4rj9m I see a gargamel
Good but not as bad things that I can’t find the same thing that I would prefer for a little more acidic and then the internet is not too hot and the only way that you could go on the same page as a non hypoallergenic and a different method for a different method is king and not a different type in a substance that has a lot to choose to do it with the other people in England or a lot more than other people and I have no one to say is that it isn’t that the king of the earth and is the best way that we could go on the earth
🌈 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
Week 6 of quarantine this guy is starting to make sense
Didn’t he make sense already?
Dying at my home #ChinaVirus
Bes much trucch likd
Uh oh
He didn't make sense to you guys already? There are perks to already being insane before a mentally scarring situation!
Thanks for the soap tips bill wurtz, this is a very intresting video about soap.
this is great everything you make is great, your voice is so calming but the vid is so chaotic and seemingly random yet so perfectly poetic THIS MAN IS A GENIUS
Soap: exists
Bill Wurtz: We can make a religion out of this!
-no dont
yes
i'm interested
Jack Colson how bout I do *anyway*
@@Pukeprincess no yes no yes no yes no yes
ok.
“move to canada, you can wash canada, nope its already clean”
* happy canada noises *
*_:D_*
Canada noise...
So like swishing bowls of macaroni and cheese?
@@joeschmoe2843 wait w h a t
@@joeschmoe2843 more like a remix of maple syrup and "eh"
@Miguel Carvalho tyrone fan hahaha
My favorite moment is when there’s colors
I have been doing nothing but teleporting soap for the past three days.
I only go to Africa to bless the rains, but do whatever you want I guess
Dudun dun dun dudun dun DAAAAAAAAA
@@Nat_the_Chicken doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
@@tanookisuittoad5789 i hear the drums echoing in the night
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversaaaaaaations
Wait,why are you here,I only see you on greentext?
"taste better"
wait which step involved eating soap
Yes
@@flinxium idk but didnt expect you here
skin taste
all of 'em
all of them
0:43
“I’ve done nothing but teleported soap for 3 days.”
I love the random transition to the jungle
anyone have soap i can rent?
ComradeWarbear - sorry mine is already rented so I need to give it back in 0.369 seconds and... Whoops never mind its past its due date so here ya go take it
Dead channel????
uhh yeah go ahead its kinda squishy
Yes i have some soap i could rent you for the price of walking 100 miles
I got soap you can use, I just mailed it 100 miles in front of your house to get it, but it died in a tornado.
"Except that it'll taste better"
Me: *confused screaming*
Could`nt taste any better
don’t smell and taste work with similar receptors or something so smell is like- nose taste? sorta? not really? kinda?
@TheRedBird Gamer if you can’t smell you can’t taste, because they are interconnected, so maybe you can actually taste it, because the smell will be so strong
Me chewing my clothes because I like the smell of detergent-👁👄👁
@Anthony Valdes do you not eat soap, you probably didn’t even do the tide pod challenge like patheticness incarnate
0:52 ultimate bubble bath opportunity.
I love how he makes some really interesting topics as videos but he makes them really fun-and weird-I fucking love it
bill wurtz videos are...
1. fever dreams
2. musical
3. what it feels like to rub your eyes
4. masterpiece
5. educational
+brain loss
+anesthetic illusions
+bill wurtz videos
+ feeling high
+useless shit
Bill is literally the ONLY person who can talk about ANYTHING and make it entertaining.
vsauce smh
@@raaaaaaat make it entertaining is the key words.
Jontron
Yep
@@swarmeedoodle190 lmao yeah
Soap is the most important thing to me because it makes me feel like I am a good person in the world and I am very proud to have the ability to use Soap (made with a phone keyboards suggestions)
dude you have no idea how much i love this
You could make a religion out of that.
No don't
Normie
Kyle Jackson no don't
no don’t
Soapism
is this guy okay
moonbug Nope, welcome to Bill wurtz's channel
yes in fact he's better than all of us
Of course he is. He just really like soap :D
soap?
He is on a whole other level
He is quite a character! 😂. Love watching his videos! How he can take an everyday item ...like soap....& make it entertaining. Priceless!
this one is my favorite
and i love talking bout soap and it's properties with strangers (i really do)
“You’ll like it more because it will tase better”
Me: I have questions
You’ll be better off without an answer
@Ultra Gaming you’re probably right but my curiosity still wants answers.
It tastes better. Thats the answer
@@happy_amoeba _r/techincallythetruth..._
_I don't need sleep. I need answers._
_Soap that tastes good and is addictive_
*Invents tide pods*
this comment needs more likes
Lel
kek
Ooooookie Dokie!
I thought you only said I like trains?
Plot: He goes to the store and buys soap. he goes home and washes it. He invites his friends he talks about soap his friends aren't INTERESTED. he's SAD. he goes to Canada he washes canada but its clean so he thinks about soap. SOAP gods come. They say they're improving soap goes to Africa to find love in the jungle. Finds soap and love. Teleports soap and himself. Walks 100 miles. Sends soap. Natural Disaster Comes. He thinks about soap combining.
Wow
He dosent buy it he rents it
This needs more likes.
These are like the thought stories that you make up on the spot.
Age ranking: *4+* ✅
Swearing/Cursing: 0%
Inappropriate actions: 0%
Family friendly thoughts: 100.0%
Ya mean *0+*
@@d.otty. no it’s like a test grade.
0 cussing? Go watch his most popular video. 😂
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@@tinamarie9136 Annddd I fell for it.
soap? nope.
Noap
I Need to clean my channel
With soap
*THE SOAP IS A DEADLY LAZER*
my favouite part is the part with the soap
Soap gods: we will make it more tasty
What if the soap gods made soap people?
World wouldn't be dirty
It could be morally dirty though ^
You could make a religion out of this.
And then the soap people declared war on the liquid soap people? That's would be one clean fight
They would all melt because
*THE SUN IS DEADLY LAZER*
It's been years since I've started eating soap instead of real food.
*at least I've become an immortal being and now smell of lavender*
I eated soap too
@@Bzh309 gonna ignore your mistake. Soap is godly food
Okay but why is that my goal in life
@@crow_your_beloved *SOAP*
my father forgot i was the letter s being parrallel different. i meand ummm @#!?&$+×* sonic the element of the universe parralleled being lost.
thanks for the tips i will try these
i love the water noises at the end
what happens if the soap drops?
instant death
Death
Ryan Smith what happens if the soap drops you?
You get a small fine along with the rental fees. duhh
Blue Siren wait, that mean i would loose my virginity? Is dropping soap legal yet?
Why don't we just clean the ocean with soap. Truly that's what god had intended
It’s a good idea but all the dish would die
@@jazzy7559 dish
@@jazzy7559 not the plates!
@@superdupercoolguy69 I meant fish 😭😭😂
@@jazzy7559 I know, I’m just being silly.
“ ways to use soap, get it from the store *or* *just* *rent* *it* ”
bill wurtz is the only person where you can hear "lets go to africa and find love in the jungle" in the middle of a video about soap and not bat an eye lol
I *finally* know what to do with the hundreds of bars of soap i have just lying around
Thanks Bill
Emmett Rasmussen you the guy from math problems!
Woah, 3 top comments on one video.
see you joke but my dad used to be a social worker and his team were distributing hygiene items to the homeless but they budgeted too much for the products and they were like "lets just buy a fuckton of soap" and then they had loads of soap left and my dad volunteered to take it home so we had like 500 bars of soap
Emmett Rasmussen How do you have three top comments!?
you have 3 top comments like how do you do that
OH NO ITS A NATURAL DISASTER
Just teleport yourself like you did in Afirca
how is the *Desert* glooded?
I litterly was hearing that part and read your comment. What an quicedence
Wail Toufalla me too XD
*spash*. *more water noises* (I'm not creative)
okay,this is my fav vid on his channel and he uploaded this vid on MY BIRTHDAY
The ADHD-inator is beeping at like 500 mph right now