Bill Wurtz accepts the Shorty Award for Best in Weird
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- Bill Wurtz accepts the Shorty Award for Best in Weird at the 8th Annual Shorty Awards.
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"thank you"
*lowkey fucking books it*
lol
10/10 "Thank you." -Dips-
Gotta blast
Three Halves you know what uf i can i would fuck bill and its not weird so back off......
Didn't want to be noticed/recognized
"Thank you." -Bill Wurtz
Then leaves. lel
that's all he needs
that was my favorite part of his speech!
""Thank You" - Bill Wurtz" -Michael Scott
Dr. Fault JAJAJAA
1:43
"C'mon do a dance baby!"
*Bill walks at same unchanging deliberate pace*
The 1000th like and first reply.
1.6k likes I'm the 2nd reply
1.7 and im third
1.8 and I’m fourth
1.9 and i'm fifth
*wins an Oscar*
"Thx k bye"
athe lightz It makes either way chill
Obvious thats how he is
"And by the way, I'm still a.piece of garbage."
🗿
czcams.com/video/phIWJsqk7_o/video.html
(3 words)
I'm not a man of many words... [_walks off stage_]
Gregorius Daneli But I thank you...
Shakespeare boys we out here
i think he wants to take a hard pee.
Bill Wurtz: 🎵 I need to take a hard pee.
Gregorius Daneli maybe that's why he makes short videos
Mostfunnyman or maybe it's because he doesn't want add revenue
He said more to the security guard than he did in the speech.
AHAHAHAHA
Luiza's Channel wow this comment got so much likes completely forgot about this.
"Hi, I'm Bill Wurtz" is double how long his speech was in terms of word count.
he said he told the security "I'm gonna be quick"
Pretty sure he said "I'm going out... I'll be quick."... you are right... also Bill Wurtz is amazing and this video confirms his amazingness.
*How To Basic Wins*
_Everybody stands up to collect award_
*How to Basic wins*
_The studio gets destroyed_
**wheeze**
You can see his face in filthy frank’s hair cake video.
*How To Basic Wins*
No survivors
@@kadenic he brought a mask and that is the only thing hes wearing
we could make a religion out of this
yes do
yes
No wait please do it
no dont.
thx k bai
EVEN HIS SPEECH WAS SHORT!
then he left. lel, what a savage
THAT'S BECAUSE IT"S THE SHORTY AWARDS!
SMUS16475 he doesn't have to compensate with long things iykwim
Johannes Heitz Mmmmmmmm lol
but his video was 19 fucking minutes long
This is the most awkward award ceremony I've ever seen in my whole life.
From my understanding it's a bunch of people who create stuff on the Internet, what else would you expect
Rethess No. It's the other people who are awkward.
Bill knew that, and spent the least amount of time possible there.
thefitnessgrampacertestisamultistageaerobic but doesn't it?😱😱😱
BenSunhoof It's an aw(kw)ard ceremony.
On his way in he says to the girl holding the door : "I'll be quick, leave that open"
I love this guy
And then he just.... walked out
I don't want to ruin the 666 likes
800th like
Imma leave the door opeeeeennnn
No he doesn't
I thought the host was bill wurtz and I almost had a seizure
Lol i thought the same and i was like wtf
I laughed way too hard at this
do you not like the host?
Same
lol imagine it, that would be epic i think
He didn't have time to make a long speech because he was rushing to go make a call to *hire a samurai*
SuperShah201 lmao to protect his shit
Okotowari Shimasu from criminals
Update: The samurai arrived today wielding a deadly lazor.
Also it was pregnant with aliens.
But then he died in a tornado.
Shut up
It makes sense HowToBasic didn't win
If he did, people would see his face
Oh damn you right
Definitely what I was thinking.
unless he wore a donald trump mask.
he would have ran across stage naked with a gimp mask on, throwing eggs at the crowd.
that or they couldn't afford to fly him from Australia
+MoonBunnies I would see that.
What makes this great is that he's sitting all the way in the back too so it's a long walk to just say "thank you"
I wonder if he did that on purpose
@@veryinactiveukmapping I mean, he's the king of subversion, so it's highly likely that he knew what he was doing.
420
HE”S SUCH AN INSPIRATIONAL PERSON HIS SPEECH HAD ME IN TEARS I’M CRYING THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
thanks bill wurtz, for giving me life
@@MrInterpriser no
The speech in case anyone wants to quote it:
“Thank you!”
Yas
@@nightingale3847 thank you!
You know I'm glad he's getting recognized for his videos but this whole award show seems like a total cringefest.
exactly
He left right after he got the award, actually. Bill Wurtz is life
IKR!!!
Daryl Poovey shut up fatty
Jk I'm fat to
is it just me or do the shorty awards seem really awkward
I do believe it is many people who hold such an opinion. At the very least there is not you alone walking along this road as I too possess such thoughts.
+VanTilburger thats possibly the most confusing way I've ever seen someone agree with someone else
+FansonicGaming Honey please. I've upchucked much more bizarre chunks of words.
cave story ftw
Please keep talking, the way you put your sentences together is beautiful.
“do a dance, baby”
bill does not alter his stride in the slightest
His speech was so shorty
leave.
No stay. This needs exponentially more likes.
My lemonade went down the wrong pipe and I need to sneeze but it won't come out. I was about to sneeze and then I read your comment and chuckled instead. Thanks a lot.
get out
But also Worthy!
Quite possibly, one of the best recipient speeches ever.
And then he just walked out that side door
+Robert Greenough - Then took a direct flight to Japan.
'Welcome to sunrise laaand'
+Xanato - Awesome.
He ripped it off from Alfred Hitchcock.
wait, does this mean howtobasic was in the crowd?
yes...
And we were so close to seeing his face. For the audience, at least.
Pierce The Potato So close, yet so far away
If you see a half-naked guy running around making whale mating call sounds while throwing eggs, you'll know that's him.
Karline
Could be anyone.
the walk was longer than the speech
I think this was the best way Bill could've accepted the award. He got it for his creativity and his amazing art, not for an extravagant personality or behavior.
Bill Wurtz speaks as long as his videos.
Hal Emmerich Not anymore, there's a blanket
Just don't use me XD
Hal Emmerich ha true
Hal Emmerich,
'sees "the history of the entire world i guess"'
Elyes Serghine' His past videos are extremely short
Best speech ever.
"Thanks."
His response is about as short as his videos.
i agree, scout
Pac Man it was actually thank you, in light of his latest viral video which is longer. yeah he made his speech accustomed for history of the entire world. i guess
NotASpyReally it brought tears to my eyes
Boi shut yo sensitive ass up
"Thank you."*leaves*never change bill. never change.
he was sitting in the very back row
a true outsider
Bill: Thank you
Me: *Standing ovation*
Monsoon Magic make that 3 comments
we can make religion ou.. no
Manasvi his name is William James Wurtz II
he's probably like "how did this happen"
my chemical crybaby YOUR NAME
spacewave we can make a religion out of that.
A long time ago... But actually never.
I just sang this in my head.
Miss Smarthead Also now.
Nothing is nowhere.
Make sense right?
I said nothing is never anywhere.
You don't even need a where
Not even a when
THAT'S HOW EVERY IT GETS.
His speech took *Shorty* Awards to a whole new level.
HOLD ON
bill Wurtz in..
SOMETHING *_FANCY?_*
Bill wurtz, formal; pick one.
b i l l
Based
People: You can't just just say thank you when you an award.
Bill Wurtz: How bout I do, anyway
Mr. Blue "THATS THE WAY I LIKE TO LIVE MY LIFE, AND EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE"
Wookiee Wars Mr blue: 'how about I do anyway'
We could make a religion out of this.
we found beaver
my name is philip i am a poet Go outside and have fun with that George Eacker boy. He seems like fun.
Even though Bill only said 2 words he was still more entertaining than Redfoo.
who's redfoo?
Only 2 wurtz
zigovita XD
zigovita oh xD
I have absolutely no idea who Redfoo even is, but I'm just going to agree with you anyway.
He’s just like “I don’t want to be here, I’m not werid”
I love how he did it so quick he didn't even fully stand behind the podium, he just leaned over it
Bill's a good lookin' guy.
He looks like a light haired Jeff Buckley
He looks like, hmm, HOW ABOUT SUNRISE LAND......???????
Lol
He looks like a deadly laser.
one day he'll get a wife and
*have babies*
Open the awards
Stop having it be closed
please
you could make a religion out of that
Wait, don't.
Have you seen E3?
There really wasn't much they could do so Bill Wurtz and HowToBasic signed a contract with Redfoo that allowed them to visit the awards anytime they want
Keyboard: my parents aren't home
Bill: I'm at the award ceremony
Keyboard: i need to be shaved...
"THANK YOU"
Wtf 😂
*Piano tales*
If you call art “weird” then whatever
Bruh, one of the nominees was called Wolf Puppy. They ARE wierd.
It art normal to you??
Art being called weird is actually the highest honour, since nowadays, mainstream music and art is a macrocosm of lack of originality.
he looks so uncomfortable like he doesn't wanna be up there
but hes still cute
kittydog
Omg birdie , oh wait your kittydog ( i am a fans of u to 😗
I really didn't think so, to me he looked very confident.
Omg kittydoge is here!!!!! Why are you here????
kittydog why the heck are you here?
kittydog hello there kittydog and yes he does
Damn he's handsome.
Should I hire a samurai now or
Juvelia L. are you rich, tho? 'cuz only rich people can hire a samurai
Qonita Alviannisa Does rich in mind count?
No, Samurai do not work alongside Shinobi.
Juvelia L. Yeah man. If the Grand palace is dream world then you gotta protect your shit from criminals.
Juvelia L. How about sunrise land?
*Wins a Nobel peace prize for uniting the universe*
"Bye, I'm steve"
That's Bill Wurtz for you. No speech, no theatrics, just
*"Thank You"*
God I love this man
If How to Basic won, who would collect the award?
just a pair of legs.
I like the way you think.
a chicken
Eggsellent question!
His girlfriend idubbbz
This is from his Q&A page:
1.23.17 5:39 pm Why, when you recived your shorty award, you just said "thank you" and left?
Bill: was there something else i was supposed to do
I didn't see him do a little dance
he's such an inspiration, all award winners should take notes
MrWolfSnack this is my favorite comment so far :)
MrWolfSnack he is not wrong.
MrWolfSnack, some logic is great there!
1:55 Powerful Message
“Thank you”
Everyone: WOOOOOOOOOOOO
The only not-cringy part of this video was Bill
Hey I agree.
i feel like the fact everything was so cringe is the reason why bill didn't have anything to say let alone want to say anything and probably didn't want to be associated with everything
The audience was so fucking dead lol
how dare u add capital letters!
RIGHT
........thank you.
why is it not surprising his speech was so short
No it was long
that should be all acceptance speeches from hear on out!
He's a savage
oh hi thanks for checking in, _im still a piece of garbage_
I thought he would sing
Admittedly, I was expecting him to sing a song or something, but just, “Thank you” is good enough.
his face when he's walking up is so cute
Shorty Awards: We're just joking Bill, you didn't win, you can't take that trophy.
Bill: How bout I do anyway
Because that's that's the way i like to live my life, and i know that everything gonna be just fine
Rafli Avriza I know someone's gonna do that lol
cus that's way i like to live my life
He just did a bad thing
Hey Bill how did you win this award?
"Well I'm glad you asked it's part of a 2 step program! Step 1 find an award, win the thing!"
Edit - holy shit 4.1k thanks guys!
Thats only one step.. and don't you dare say I don't get the joke i watched the video.
I came from that video lmao
Stephen Scott 420 likes
My names not bill
Holy shit 1.5k likes, this is the highlight of my CZcams career! Next stop: A potato play button!!!
When your girl says nobody else is at her home but you're at an award ceremony.
funny and original
Oh shit a comment from me 2 years ago
Y e s
damn, my life really went to a downward spiral when I look back at it now
@@RGRoxxi Hm... I hope you're doing well now, sir?
Bill saying "thank you" was the second best thing the crowd experienced (other than his entrance)
The reason why he just said thank you was because the award ceremony is called Shorty.
lol :D
RSK Haiku lmao makes sense
RSK Haiku why didn’t he cut his legs off
The Powerpoint Master why did I laugh at this
The Powerpoint Master Jacksfilms reference?
I would probably do the same, that award ceremony seems so awkward.
Rohin Shah And boring
Cringy too
still better than the Oscars or E3
*CUZ THATS THE WAY I LIKE TO LOVE MY LIFE*
*AND I FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE FINE*
This man beat how to basic, said nothing but thank you, then went back to his seat.
What a legend.
Top 10 anime speeches of all time
Somali pirate who pirated your camera lol
Top ten overused jokes that are still kind of funny
Somali pirate who pirated your camera your pic legit scared the living help out of me, and then i read your name and bursted out laughing
Not anymore there’s a blanket
ey now the likes are 4444
he only said two wurtz
this pun deserves more recognition
a special place in heaven waiting for you
Luna Sushii I
BasicallyNoChill Lmao
i dont get it please someone explain this to me
*walks in to take award and goes to mic*
Bill: Thank you
*walks away*
Alfred Hitchcock also said just "Thank you" as his oscar speech
That proves that Bill is also a genius
his speech was so inspirational 😩
Honestly this speech made me crawl out of depression and showed me what's good in the world
BlueBell Pond deadass
My crops are thriving, my skin is clear, my soul is cleansed because of his majestic words and message.
*T H A N K Y O U*
Love the profile picture ;)
>here
"--thank you."
>gone
absolutely barbaric
Gata ANSAH more like absolutely
Savage
Kropolis 666th like
Well, they're called shorty awards for a reason
"thancc u"
-Bill Wurtz, 2016
This is what makes Bill Wurtz so funny. His humor often consists of being unfazed by things and sometimes being minimalistic but it somehow feels like an incredible work of art and comedy.
Sometimes the simplest things bring a smile to people’s faces.
Until I saw this video, I wasn't sure if bill wurtz was even real..
Rachel Heselgrave Maybe the video isnt real
hecc u it's real!1!!1!111!
*BANS*
He has a lot of songs with face reveal, they're really good!
I still dont think he is
“A man of many words”
“*tHank YoU*”
Letters*
Hi. You're on a rock floating in space.
Most of it is water.
most of it we
*DIE* (1st vid i think)
How did this happen?
A long time ago (actually never)
And also now, nothing is nowhere.
why am I tearing up because he said thank you
His speech makes me cry everytime
shut yo sensitive ass up
nvm I just cried
understandable, have a great day
It just reduced me to tears, man. It was so inspirational.
Dynalmite *:0*
*the sun is a deadly lazer*
NO
😂
The Sun is a lazy fucker
*LETS MAKE A RELIGION OUT OF THIS*
Laser*
If howtobasic won, we could see everyone who's behind that camera
1:54 when you have stagefright but somehow manage to be funny at the same time
*Me:* He's gonna have this crazy speech and then say the sun is a deadly lazer.
*Bill Wurts walks up, accepts his deadly lazer and walks up to the mic*
"Thank You."
*Me:* Even better.
Slemon iii
Slemon why do u have to make it so complicated 😞
cuz the sun is a deadly lazer
This award was presented before the sun was a deadly lazer even existed
I've got a presentation coming um, do you think he will mind if I use a bit of his speech?
"you".
Katzen4u
H O W A B O U T Y O U D O, A N Y W A Y?
Alex1993 that was the joke ye cow
"Yeah, go ahead, just change it up a bit so it doesn't look like you copied."
"You thank."
+Emelyne Hoang - Sounds like a Southerner saying 'you think?'
This and Jackfilms’ fur suit speech will go down in history
I like how they showed “I’m still a piece of garbage”
His speech hit me right in the feels..
Anne R. Tremblay this speech... Is so powerful
boi shut yo sensitive ass up
Nvm I just cried
Martin Luther King eat your heart out!
It made me tear up
Such a bill thing to do
thank you
and walks off stage.
Chase & Shay try things I low key expected him to sing what he was going to say.
God, what a legend
He looks so happy about it but so casual at the same time, I love it
Bill after grabbing the reward:
Ight imma head out
That was the most awkward shit i have ever seen
You are not wrong.
He looked like he was trying to get the hell out of there
That's the joke. That's his shtick.
If i was him, i'd probably say the same. It's can be pretty awkward.
Please make a longer speech.
Stop having it be short.
Boats
With guns
Gunboats
Sean Place Got a problem?
*_Hire a samurai~_*
Ciara C *Correction:*
Rich people hired samurai.
Poor people who could not afford samurai did not hire samurai.
How bout I do anyway?
Its time for, world war two!!!! ( The sequel. )
When he said "Thank you",
I felt that
that was the most beautiful speech i have ever heard
Wait was how to basic actually there
real questions.
I hope he wins one so we can see
Time to do some research and figure out how he looks like.
Or ask Filthy Frank, he's seen him several times
+Jason Gianni Gianni If he did, he would probably wear a mask. :(
That speech was longer than his videos!
somerandomguy365 except for history of Japan and history of the world
And some music videos
shoutout to the two people in the audience clapping
This is what raw talent is, give a man enough time to craft his art, he can rule over the world. His speech is only of the examples of his exceptional work.
"If you're a star on the Internet, then you're at the Shorty Awards!"
How come I only knew two nominees on the list?
I only knew Bill Wurtz
how to basic of pretty famous too
Commando Amy sedaris is pretty famous. She's an actress
Commando get outta here
Unconquerable eat a biscuit
at first I thought he was the host and I was like... he talks too much. then I actually see him and I'm like... he talks too smol
small
smol
you're killing me smalls!
you never seen that song 'party rock anthem'??? the one with shuffling infected people???
*Smol*
His speech really touched my heart. I love Bill Wurtz. He inspires so much
Bill Wurtz speech is so inspirational I cried so hard
bill is is not bad looking
ovo. mooncrxstal dude I'm a lesbian and I got turned on.
Bleach Brat
what's lesbian, Because Last time I checked it, There was only Male and Female
Well, Hope your statement was meant to be jocular. If not, you should win the award for biggest fucking idiot in the world
Well, Male + Female : Heterosexual
Male + Male : Gay
Female + Female : Lesbian
You + Any Human : Impossible
Well, got rekt
"Thank you"-Bill Wurtz 2017
thanks sherlock
2016
This was 2016
2016*
2016
The speech bill gave hit me right in my feels, so emotional c’:
That LMFAO guy talking at the start was so incredibly awkward. Hitting the mic, breathing heavily into the mic, making awful jokes, announcing which of the nominees was his own personal favourite as they were read out, and telling the winner of the award to dance. Bill must have felt SO UNCOMFORTABLE.