60+ Smallest Tanks In Game VS HEAVIEST TANK In Game (War Thunder)
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60+ Smallest Tanks In Game VS HEAVIEST TANK In Game (War Thunder)
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14:40:
“The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system.”
Nobody could hit that, its impossible.
L3: Hold my beer
Correction: Rectal system ;)
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA best comment ever :D
Nice Halo 1 reference buddy. It's sad that nobody but me caught that
When a German guy puts Ketchup on his Spaghetti
Can confirm
Lmao this is so true
Obligatory "dio can ma che cazzo fai??"
Yuck
They do that? God, that's the _second_ worst thing they've done in the last 100 years.
-The maus is impenetrable!
-Hold my beer
*shoots through the barrel while maus on the move*
_Sniping's a good job mate!_
"What's with this noise ? Hans, it appears we are facing a hail storm."
"Nein, Gunter, I just put ketchup on my spaghetti in front of der italians."
Belka did nothing wrong
@@ssalic0 Jo lol
Gunter: oh shëise
Belka did nothing wrong,
Ma porca...
14:44 A 20mm anti-tank rifle shot goes straight down the Maus' 128mm barrel, hits the gigantic shell loaded in the breech, detonates it, destroying the 188-ton tank, mercifully ending this inane endurance mission.
This is what we call a men
Or a women. Idk maybe
Snipin’s a good job mate
@@steampunksamp80 It's a challenging job, outta doors, a guarantee you won't go hungry. 'Cause at the end o' the day, as long as there are 2 people left on the planet, someone's gonna want someone dead.
Even if it hit the shell it won't explode because the 20mm have no explosive mass and second if you watch it at 0.25 you see that no shell in the barrel explode
Sniper gaming in tf 2 boi
That guy who shot Maus on the move through the barrel is a legend xD
Is that how he did ?!? Imagine if the game had whatever shell you had loaded detonate if someone managed to get a shot in your barrel...
@Magni56 when I first saw the comment I thought he was talking about the first time he took damage. That bit is more epic tho
that was legendary 😀
Starwars reference
Marksmanship 100
People claim that the Maus is overpowered when it literally gets penetrated and killed by a 20mm round.
i still dont get how that happened, also what is trap shotting?
@THUNDER BLUNDER a trap shot is like when a ricochet on a turret for example bounces into the top plate and kills the crew or disabled the tank
@@thunderblunder5994 If you watch carefully, some of them spawned with a bigger tank. with better pen
@@Bekrija. I still love how I managed to kill Is2 with machine gun :D
Bullet somehow went through roof of turret and started bouncing inside tank armor.
@@TheActualSsotyi well maybe they want to penetrate maus or they dont have a bqckup vehicle
I know this post is really late, but when the Maus first came to WT, I got it and literally the first match in it. I had more than half the team on top of me, shooting me at point-blank range and just kept tracking me over and over. There were so many that I had my squad mate get in a bomber and bomb me. Needless to say, he got a lot of kills.
It's like a thousand toddlers trying to take down the Rock.
Russian badger meme detected
One picked up a fork and got a *really* good stab
A thousand toddlers would rek the rock
It would be a bunch of flys against a blue whale
And then the duck punch comes in
"why do I hear a beat going?"
That's no beat that's Boss music.
Now add the Ratte
That's no music, those are the wheels dying.
That’s no beat, that’s just the ambience of incoming death
RATTE VS 10000 OF THE SMALLEST TANK
500 l3s vs ratte
The rattle Vs 60 mous
Phly: the rules are... There are no rules
Phly (a few moments later): yeah guys no capping
Also Phly(moments later): no trap shotting
Right? "Who capped so I can deal with him."
@@novemberdawn8145 What's the point of capping though? It was a 1 v 60, the point wasn't to just end it by capping, it was to battle it out.
"I want every gun you have to fire on that man"
"But sir"
"JUST DO IT!!"
"Consentrate fire on that man"
What
@@williamforbes6291 Star Wars
FIRE THE AIRSOFT GUNS, EVEYTHING YOU GOT!!!
They're not penetrating you... It's just the Maus Transmition catching on fire due superior german engineering.
lacht auf deutsch
Telling overused jokes....Hans, hol den Flammenwerfer!
The Maus had Mitleid
das ist richtig!!!!!!!! Deutschland über alles
Enemy cant light you on fire if you are already on fire.
Bruh imagine being the crew of that Maus. Would die from the sounds alone.
And the anti spalling coating on the inside would eventually fail and actually kill everyone inside.
They’d probably be permanently deaf long before that too.
I WANT THE Maus.....but no....Gajjub thinks: naaaaahhhh m8
The armor is too thick, it probably wouldn’t be too loud, and those tiny guns would probably never damage the anti spalling stuff, until they literally chipped through
There was actually a report of a t-34 crew very early in the war that got surrounded by light panzers like the Pz. 1, 2 and 38(t) and they got pummeled with shots by the Germans until they surrendered. The shots never penetrated the t-34, but the sound drove the crew to insanity and they decided to give up.
7:14 the Maus looks like T-34 on steroids
Squire: *dropped torpedo on the maus form the swordfish*
*the maus was jammed and could only turn left*
German commander:” Damn it just like the Bismarck!”
War Thunder players: Maus is so OP needs to get deleted from the game
Maus: *Gets killed by a 1.0 tank*
Anything can be killed by a 1.0 tank if you try hard enough.
You can oneshot a maus with pz38t
Hell the Maus was killed by .50 cal
nah they remove it because the German player complain it too weak and keep begging for buff
@@Aes880 im glad they remove it. Since the tank was useless anyway. It was fighting early mbt. Most german players only play the leopard 1 at that br anyway.
Phly telling a kindergarten that Santa is not real
- 2019, visualized
solbergsindre wait it isn’t real?
ummm, I am jewish. soo, what a comment.
nvm.
No it’s more like fighting a toddler spawner in power armour
Leo Kim it’s a joke
Vast Hockey r/wooosh
"You guys wanna see a bloodbath?"
*_kills 5 people, end of the match_
Everytime he didn't one shot a L3 it was the funniest thing
“There is no way unless something magical happens"
Something magical happens
When the Spagetti Batalion is hanging out with the 7th Panzer division and Italy switches side
Excecute order 66
Diego De Luque V yes my lord
Leonardus Raka Pradayan except the clone troopers are padawans and they try to kill Darth Vader... (edit was spelling)
@@DrSpoon-iu4hs earth vader? LMAO im wheezing help me!
Sɪᴍᴏɴ Sᴇɴᴀᴠɪᴇᴠ Oopsie doopsie
Can we just acknowledge that one guy that had literally never played Italy but still wanted to be in the video so he hopped into an M13/40? Literal legend.
Legendhunter 04 2 guys i think actually
9:48
He is lmg
There are more than one but ok
Or the AB41
Reserve vehicle
My theory is that they inflicted so many concentrated dings and scratches that it inevitably bored a hole somewhere on the tank lol
Death by a thousand paper cuts
Your chilling with your crew in a tank on a field with beer, then suddenly you here the Italian anthem earrape and from the top of the hill appears a army of L33s
"On this day the world will know that even a god-king can bleed."
Nice cit
*proceeds to cripple Caesars head with a spear*
@Daniel Byrne It's a fallout nv reference
@@rustlerv6549 its actually a reference to both lmao
And over these hills you hear the mighty bass of 20 mm cannons
The Italian bois have arrived
RedJive213 “cannons”? I think you mean the mighty Italian Anti-Tank rifle!
@@mistertree553 *Swiss
i liked your comment because it was on 88 and i was getting PTSD remembering playing AB as British from 1.0 all the way up to 6.7
*THE GERMANS ARE COMING*
It's like the Zulu movie allover again
There are polpette instead of BULLETS MAMMA MIA.
Can confirm from Italian museum
"There are no rules."
"That guy obviously cheated."
Yes xD
You need to upgrade your satire-detection software
*"Giant grey machine defeated by babies" - **_Nostradamus_*
HipsterBot “misquote me” -Nostradamus
This Just in.... a man was killed by fetuses with nerf guns
Just how the movie Fury went. Green tracers, shots bouncing off, phly getting some shots in, and the crew dying one by one :|
@cTB1440p i dont believe you give me some proofs
@@dikeofyork ahhh ok
cTB1440p Nobody asked for your fucking essay dude. I think have played War Thunder since the day they added the British tanks, update 1.57 (about 4 years ago at least) and I only play DCS now. Gaijin has never called war thunder a sim. It’s an arcade game. Sim mode is only called that in relation to RB and AB.
@@FreeRangeLemon Does he need anyone's permission to write his essay? No.
Swiffer Wet Jet good point.
14:45 Use the force Luigi! Use the force!
That exhaust port is only two meters wide
lame soldat _That cannon barrel is only 128mm wide!_
@@mistertree553 "I used to bull's-eye brown rats in my pizza truck back home. They're not much bigger than 128 millimeters."
14:38
When a bullet goes down the barrel.
I killed a tank with a 1911 by shooting down the barrel
@@thedirtyhalfdozen4269 The Pistol?
When Germany broke Italy’s alliance and declares war on them.
It was the italians that broke the alliance with the axis though
Hoi4 AI
@@jacqirius Italy surrender and germans attacked italian FORCES the same day. Go to read a book.
@@Warpstoner finnaly
“how are they penetrating me”
*spots medium tank in crowd*
CHEATERS only the spaghetti army
There were atleast 2 M13/40s and one AB-41
There are imposters among us
@@squirrel2547 amongus
@@deadlyplumjellyproductions why are people commenting on a video this old?
"they can't trap-shot me now"
*PHLY forgets that the mantlet of the Maus doesn't hang over the back of the tank and just trap-shots the rounds into the fuel tanks instead of the engines and transmission*
This video is what got me into warthunder and your channel, 1 year ago today i played warthunder for the first time. Thank you Phly!
Maus: *chuckles*
"I'm in danger"
It's soo cute how all those Italian tanks cuddle around a Maus.
Senpai?
EXPLOSIONS everywhere
They’re trying to keep warm
Is that an insult or compliment?
NatGeo tanks documentary :
Here we see the baby tanks snugging up to the mother tank for warmth in the cold winter, truly a marvelous sight.
The exact moment the italian army switched sides, 1944 colorized
Which never happened as we fell into a civil war, and it was 1943 by the way.
@@leopitrelli r/whoosh
@@riomio7852 wow, how unexpected
Leonardo Pitrelli well to be fair you did spill facts onto a meme comment, ultimately sounding like a condescending prick, just a thought m8.
@@brianzhang349 am I not free of having had enough of this overused meme?
When The Kuromorimine Spits the spaghetti in Front of Anchovy and calls in an entire attack (Girls und Panzer) Bet phlydaily watch this before
“Erika! Get ze panzerfaust!”
@@lemonduck4378 Anchovy. Get me steam pizza rolling righta now!!
This is Pravda High Aerial; You need PE-8? Stalin approved.
This is Saunders High Aerial; Bockscar is fueled, loaded, and got presidential approval. Just say the word.
This is Saunders High Aerial patrol bomber unit, designation Hammerhead; We're fueled, loaded with bombs, and in the area. Just give the signal.
"We are not weak! Or rather, we are strong!" -Anchovy
Laughs in Erika
4:32 :nobody
Phly: why do I hear final boss music ?
No... he didn't say that...
Oh hahaha so funny coppy past comment meme
@@zefflin1451 WOOOOSHHH
This needs to be top comment
The moment you realize you are the final boss that you even hear your own final boss music
4:33
The army of Mordor advances....
The sound of the guns firing as the enemy force is hidden behind the hill, it’s like expecting an overwhelming enemy force of zulus and when they arrive finding out it’s a bunch of really upset toddlers
14:42. The only thing that any shell can pass/penetrate a tank is a hole in any tank, and that is the barrel.
Maus: Cant be put to 7.3 because of heavy armor.
Also Maus: ... Death by Meatballs
Thanks Gaijin
@J Wilt The russian 122 has no problem killing the Maus, especially the first ammunition likes to trapshot, even if it has a little bit less penetration..
It's not a normal meatball Is a 20mm meatball
And here we see the Maus, last of it's kind, hunted to extinction for it's valuable ketchup. The L3 meatballs will rush the lone beast, hoping to overwhelm it's formidable defences, for a chance at that swear nectar within in.
The Mause will struggle valiantly, inflicting many losses on the meatballs, but it is one against many. It's fate is sealed.
😔
0:39 just in case anyone is wondering it weighs the same as about 15 million bananas
How much is how many bananas would it take to do one ton?
This must be what it feels like to be a raid-end boss ;D
4:31 Maus moves under a hill as to not be spotted. "Why do I hear boss music?"
10:57 When you try to recreate GuP season 1 finale but you have only italian tanks...
It would've worked if the maus was near a hill that the l-3's can jump from lmao
It’s more like the Anzio ending from das finale part 2
So this is now Kuromorimine Vs Anzio instead of Oorai but Anzio has more tanks now
14:40
This, but it's Carson falling into the gravel trap.
*"NOOOO! NOO YOU'RE JOKING, AHHHHHHHHH!"*
this should have been the maus scene in girls und panzer der film
I once tanked a shot from a tiger in my L3.
For the rest of the time i has a huge hole in my tank where the transmission was
That profile picture is perfect
Ruddle Duddle
Thanks
@@Kay_213_ bhåjal?
Psychiater : "T-maus 34 is not real , he cant hurt you"
T-maus 34 : 7:14
Oh god
i seriously read this as ‘t-minus 34’
Yeah when it turn around it does look like a t-34
?
Porsche Maus
First death was most likely a mixture of he and them shooting underneath when he ran them over. Also the fact he refused to shoot for some reason.
There's no point in having a "tank" when one shot kills you every time
This is like the sinking of bismarck but on land, KM maus gets overwhelmed by the l3/33 torpedo bombers
Bruh towards the end the AI literally went AROUND the cap
If i'm right AI caps really slowly when there are players on their team
It may also be programmed to not cap if there's over a certain number of actual players on that team
14:47 What a shot ! Bullet went down the gun barrel XD
PHLY that beat was the Battle Starting Sound
Arnold Schwarzenegger trying to calm the kids down in 2019
SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP
-Arnold
Presents rear
"hOw Do ThEy pEnEtRaTe Me?"
What are you doing step bro... 😫
I know this a long time ago but the rear of a maus cant get penetrated by a anti tank rifle. A 75mm from a m4a1 sherman cant pen the rear. But theres a very very small soft spot thats hard to find. They were getting trap shots from the turret mantlet
Ring ding
What are u doing step tank
@@ChinBiter47 stop
Would love to see more like this please!
Here we see the Maus investing his retirement funds to take a bath in smol tanks. Beautiful
14:41 i didnt even know you could do that
Just remember that literally a 50 cal can shottrap a maus and set it on fire...
Irl or in game
The single mouse and cockroaches in my pantry fighting over the last twinkie:
Germans cannot stop Italian derp
Especially when its adorable looking derp
38mm pen VS Maus
Winner: The game code breaking down
Also known as "Every Sherman vs 1 tiger: the Wheraboo interpretation"
More specifically, Herman the German Sherman
@@jarrhead3538 bo would be proud
do you ever get embarrassed falling for the wehraboo meme as late as the end of 2019?
5:00 be like: the fleet is coming
Phly: do you guys hear a beat? All the L3/33 CC: sound the drums of war my brothers for tonight we bring down the gaint
Nobody:
Phly: oh my gosh i got penatrated
btw that second kill was a shot going through his barrel, Also Known as Sounding (Very NSFW, incredibly disgusting, and very immoral)
@@aneural What about sounding is immoral, exactly? Only way i could see it being immoral is if you are doing it to someone without their consent. Oh wait i get it you were just trying to be super edgy and use fancy words.
@@kalistowns Damn, Why so defensive?
Why is it immoral? If i know one thing is that if it isn't moral, It's Immoral. So tell me, What about shoving things down your urethra to gain sexual pleasure that is Moral?
@@aneural I never said it was moral. I asked why you think it's immoral.
So basically it's black and white to you with things yes? If something is not X than it is Y.
@@kalistowns It is Black and white, So Why do you think it's moral? what about shoving random things down your shaft is moral, So much so that you jumped in to defend it? I suggest you take a long hard look at the word "Degeneracy" - That is what sounding is.
Hum those CV 33 should have use the famous girls und panzer historically and physically accurate technique that allowed to take down a maus with only 3 light tanks
But the type 89 is a medium :(
Reminds me a LOT of a 50-Gnome raid on Hogger in World of Warcraft... 50, level-1 Gnomes against a level-11 Elite. Good times!!!!
6:25, yep, that's why in real life elephants don't fk around whit bees xD
16:10 Yeah, the AI is far more " *A* " than " *I* "
Ah yes, the meatball massacre
Idk about the MAUS in war Thunder but irl u can aim for the slits in back to destroy it
0:07
The tank behind the maus be like: push this fatty guy with a fatty butt😂
1:27 How about: "If you kill the Maus, you get a free modification."?
Maus: Enemies incoming!!!
Hans: There 100 marbles with meat ball launchers
Ratte: u good bro? Maus: I'm on fire..
.... what does it look like?!
When you're in Rome and you say that pizza and pasta sucks
4:32 It is the sound of the coming apocalypse in the form of two-man Spagehtti Bois
"Titans? They're just like anything else. The bigger they are, the harder they fall."
Captain Miklos Furnow, Hydrae 15th Guard Regiment
ahhhh, a fellow guardsmen i assume? Krieg Engineer#8067 reporting.
5:02 the tank passing the Maus was so fcking adorable!
Great stuff
Anzio Girls High School
for the win
Carro Veloce CV.33 - smol and deadly
Except they are a cluster fuck in the movie
@@lemonduck4378 Just use a literal bloody million of 'em problem solved
U wish they added a feature so u can run over other tanks
Did you not see him killing L3s by driving over them
@Yuvaez that's would be very processing intensive for not much reward
@@czartraktheprotogen a simplified version really wouldn't be that hard
@@GiskardRevenlov they tried complex DMs with naval and it was terribly laggy
And they have to add about 50 model for each vehicle in the game, now imagine war thunder with 100gb memory cost, not counting the lag after that
maus: "aww cuteh! let meh give HUG! *goes forward* "LET MEH HUG DA ITALI!"
14:45 Wow nice shot :)
What phly has learned this time:
"Improvise, adapt, overcome"
-Italy brings in lots of tanks-
Germany: they can't do anything
-prototype maus has been destroyed-
They are like little roaches surrounding their food. Adorable, yet deadly
that Borat impression really got me lol
"Yes, Pe-8, drop your bomb on my position"
This is how it feels like when a Star Destroyer is destroyed by bunch of X Wing
We used to do this in a training room in WoT years ago, we used to call it kill the bull.
You should do a escort mission across a map where you have 3 medium tanks and one aircraft to escort the maus and they have the any medium or light tanks/ vehicles.