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  • čas přidán 28. 08. 2024
  • Have you ever taken a bit out of an olive thinking it was pitted only to find out by injecting your 3rd mulered tooth into your brain, that it wasnt?
    Well, how about one out of metal!
    Patreon: / urituchman
    Instagram: / urituchman

Komentáře • 811

  • @HandToolRescue
    @HandToolRescue Před 2 lety +825

    Now do metal olive oil.

  • @SeraphimKnight
    @SeraphimKnight Před 2 lety +704

    Uri's natural blend of pure craftsmanship and utter shitpost always make for amazing videos.

    • @Rissa_1322
      @Rissa_1322 Před 2 lety +12

      I appreciate this very apt description

    • @rakinkazi9780
      @rakinkazi9780 Před 2 lety +2

      This

    • @ArmchairDeity
      @ArmchairDeity Před rokem +1

      It doesn’t hurt to have one of the coolest names on CZcams…

  • @De-sonrosados-dedos
    @De-sonrosados-dedos Před 2 lety +414

    "I'm lazy" says the guy who made a brass salt and pepper shaker with the shape of an olive on a toothpick with his own hands...
    Wonders will never cease!

    • @frankierzucekjr
      @frankierzucekjr Před 2 lety +6

      Isn't he the most humble guy on CZcams. He gives me hope in humanity.

    • @dixingxu
      @dixingxu Před 2 lety +3

      haha wonder the same

    • @De-sonrosados-dedos
      @De-sonrosados-dedos Před 2 lety +2

      @@frankierzucekjr indeed, a very kind and gifted men.

    • @De-sonrosados-dedos
      @De-sonrosados-dedos Před 2 lety +1

      @@dixingxu Aaah vi lo que hiciste con ese juego de palabras jaja

    • @amelioravictoriadionyssia3323
      @amelioravictoriadionyssia3323 Před 2 měsíci +1

      See, im lazy because sometimes I run to the store and back simply because it's faster and will ease my patience more. Sometimes you expend extra energy out of laziness, but only because it costs less depending on the situation. It costs way less energy for me to jog for 10, 20 minutes than to walk for an hour and a half, especially when I have stuff in the day I need to do. A lot of our western culture at least relies on the philosophy that work has to be hard - but some brilliant people know work is only the procedure you use to get the task done. Maximize the procedure, and you maximize proficiency and efficiency

  • @Sophia-uc9qh
    @Sophia-uc9qh Před 2 lety +393

    Uri you are the answer to the question ‘What would happen if Leonardo DaVinci had power tools’

    • @alvarojm750
      @alvarojm750 Před 2 lety +16

      Underrated comment

    • @notahotshot
      @notahotshot Před 2 lety +7

      @@alvarojm750, overrated comment.

    • @KeithOlson
      @KeithOlson Před 2 lety +5

      @@notahotshot, underrated comment.

    • @laurenz2464
      @laurenz2464 Před 2 lety +3

      @@KeithOlson , overrated comment

    • @DrTubeman
      @DrTubeman Před 2 lety +4

      @@laurenz2464 , underrated comment.

  • @seanc6128
    @seanc6128 Před 2 lety +204

    I really dig the way you tied everything together into a whole story.

  • @the_cheese
    @the_cheese Před 2 lety +154

    One might argue that the solution to this problem is carrying a larger sandwich. Thanks for this cool, fun video, Uri!!

    • @didndido3638
      @didndido3638 Před 2 lety +2

      ...or a smaller case.

    • @KeithOlson
      @KeithOlson Před 2 lety +8

      @@didndido3638 Yes! A sandwich-sized suitcase!

    • @hiromi6234
      @hiromi6234 Před 2 lety +5

      @@KeithOlson ... a lunchbox?

    • @KeithOlson
      @KeithOlson Před 2 lety +10

      @@hiromi6234 Pffft. That would be *HIGHLY* impractical. The only *reasonable* solution is a perfect replica of a full-sized suitcase that *exactly* fits a single sandwich, preferably with a tiny combination lock on the latch to keep thieves from stealing the contents. Perhaps a collab with Clucksprung is in order.

    • @hiromi6234
      @hiromi6234 Před 2 lety +7

      @@KeithOlson I must sincerely apologise for my absolute mornity to suggest such a stupid and impractical item. You are so right. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for teaching me the error of my ways in such a kind fashion, rather than merely criticising and bashing my foolish thoughts.

  • @techjunkie5782
    @techjunkie5782 Před 2 lety +44

    Uri: makes a metal olive from scratch
    Also Uri: says *"sorry I'm lazy"* for using a power tool
    I don't think you know what lazy means haha

    • @maeve615
      @maeve615 Před 2 lety +3

      xD "You keep using that word. I don not think it means what you think it means.." ~Inigo Montoya

    • @vipervidsgamingplus5723
      @vipervidsgamingplus5723 Před 2 lety +3

      Everyone has their own ideals on laziness, for him it is using power tools.

  • @maximflor
    @maximflor Před 2 lety +61

    I think you broke the record for the most beautiful and weird salt and pepper set. Amazing as always. Love your projects, and keep us laughing.

  • @Occatuul
    @Occatuul Před 2 lety +96

    I get way to much enjoyment from Uri and his bizarre maker projects. The intro was SO good btw.

  • @bielanski2493
    @bielanski2493 Před 2 lety +58

    "We Happy?"
    "..."
    "Yo, WE HAPPY?"
    "No... sandwich everywhere."

  • @jethrolincoln7309
    @jethrolincoln7309 Před 2 lety +26

    I loved how you opened that mess and thought "I need a brass olive salt shaker!"
    You sir are a genius!

  • @timharris3292
    @timharris3292 Před 2 lety +45

    Oh Uri you beautiful lunatic!
    Your videos always make my day.
    Wonderful work.
    Thank you

  • @Cellottia
    @Cellottia Před 2 lety +33

    Loved the intro to this video! There's yet another side to you that we saw indulged today.
    And as for the olives: small is so, so beautiful. Don't limit them to the world's restaurants, Yuri -- everyone should have their own personal salt and pepper.... er, olives!

  • @LaserGadgets
    @LaserGadgets Před 2 lety +245

    Not a fan of olives, but I was happy to see this one in my feed!

    • @moehoward01
      @moehoward01 Před 2 lety +4

      They work well in Martinis. This one, though, maybe not so much.

    • @De-sonrosados-dedos
      @De-sonrosados-dedos Před 2 lety +1

      @LaserGadgets I just saw you commenting on Luke's channel, but I see you have some very cool stuff on yours. God, I love that steampunk sword!

    • @arizonabuckeye
      @arizonabuckeye Před 2 lety +4

      In your feed 😉 I see what you did there.

    • @LaserGadgets
      @LaserGadgets Před 2 lety +6

      @@arizonabuckeye Actually an accident, but lets say I had a bright moment for once :>

    • @urituchmanpigeon
      @urituchmanpigeon  Před 2 lety +43

      Thanks! No worries, this tastes much better than a real olive 😁

  • @deserticus18
    @deserticus18 Před 2 lety +3

    Dear Uri, you made CZcams make sense to me, I learn and laugh so much with your videos, thank you very much

  • @emo6577
    @emo6577 Před 2 lety +14

    I can feel how you put your whole heart into every creation. It’s a honor to be let into your process

  • @santomuro
    @santomuro Před 2 lety +2

    Whimsical would be an understatement, terrific work! Always fun to see what you’ll come up with, greetings from Australia my friend!

  • @Lord_Void_Raven
    @Lord_Void_Raven Před 2 lety +19

    that description deserves a like on its own

  • @aserta
    @aserta Před 2 lety +17

    Love it, especially the leaf and stem, came out incredibly well.

  • @jonasholzem2909
    @jonasholzem2909 Před 2 lety +9

    The intro had me in tears, really hit my sense of humour!

  • @simonr6793
    @simonr6793 Před 2 lety +10

    I just love how ridiculously random your creativity is, God only knows what goes on in your head but your passion and projects turn out awesome every single time!!! As always sir 💯% 👍 🇬🇧.
    P.s one can only imagine what you would have made if you decided that you also wanted sauce with your food too 🤣😂😅🤔

  • @rrrosecarbinela
    @rrrosecarbinela Před 2 měsíci +1

    Your attention to detail never ceases to amaze. Lovely work, as always.

  • @zwesamkeit52
    @zwesamkeit52 Před 2 lety +7

    Your videos are always so entertaining

  • @alejandroe.5045
    @alejandroe.5045 Před 2 lety +3

    I love how when I first subbed it was just a normal metal-working channel. Something to watch when bored and out of curiosity. Now every time I come back it has an added layer of humor and cinematography. Thanks for always striving for better!

  • @TheOriginalCoolDad
    @TheOriginalCoolDad Před 2 měsíci +1

    Sitting here mumbling to myself about over engineered salt and pepper shakers, but you nailed the gorgeous part of the build. Very well done!!

  • @corbitgiberson7989
    @corbitgiberson7989 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The thumbnail had me a title confused....then the reveal of the sandwich in the briefcase had perfect comedic timing 😅
    Never change Uri! I love your stuff!

  • @centaur900
    @centaur900 Před 2 lety +51

    I really appreciate the fact, that not all psychopaths are evil... Well done sir. You are mad kind genius!

    • @StuartMaginnis
      @StuartMaginnis Před 2 lety +5

      Seems most of them use commas in the wrong places...

    • @notahotshot
      @notahotshot Před 2 lety +4

      @@StuartMaginnis , no they, don't.

    • @supme7558
      @supme7558 Před měsícem

      Just means he played you fool 🤣there all evil

  • @tomcatfoolery
    @tomcatfoolery Před 3 měsíci +1

    I'm intrigued, and pleased, and completely satisfied. It is just phenomenal.

  • @SAHBfan
    @SAHBfan Před 2 lety +4

    I always suffer from cognitive dissonance when watching Uri’s videos. I am always thinking “I want to go and try something like that!” whilst realising, at the same time “There is no way I’d be capable of doing something like that” 😳

  • @deeranfoxworthy6069
    @deeranfoxworthy6069 Před 2 lety +1

    So that's why I don't drink cocktails, I'm missing my metal olive!
    Fantastic intro! I loved it!

  • @Postfrogish
    @Postfrogish Před 2 lety +1

    I follow many makers on CZcams. But I feel no one truly gets me you you do. Funniest shit ever. Thanks

  • @Tobi_Jones
    @Tobi_Jones Před 2 lety +2

    great video as always. I appreciate any youtuber who does not say "like and subscribe" its rare now a days, and refreshing to see a youtuber how has not sold their soul to the youtube algorithm.

    • @mattcy6591
      @mattcy6591 Před 2 lety

      I know, it's awful that people try to make a living.

  • @z3099943
    @z3099943 Před 3 měsíci

    That was a joy to watch. Love the craftsmanship and the comedy.

  • @katiedotson704
    @katiedotson704 Před rokem +2

    To heck with restaurants. There should be a Tuchman Salt & Pepper Set in every lunch box.

  • @alastairmackay4589
    @alastairmackay4589 Před rokem +1

    Unsung, under-appreciated master of brass work, videography, broken English and whimsy. ❤

  • @Rissa_1322
    @Rissa_1322 Před 2 lety +1

    I really like how elaborate the setups that justify your weird ideas are.

  • @bank8489
    @bank8489 Před 2 lety +4

    love that intro, and such amazing craftsmanship! great video

  • @PvPbomber009
    @PvPbomber009 Před 2 lety +1

    Definitely an unexpected use for a metal olive :D very cool Uri! :)

  • @user-yz1ym7cf4o
    @user-yz1ym7cf4o Před 2 lety

    I watched the intro five times, alwys gave me good chuckle. Great job, I hope we are gonna see more of this in the future

  • @kateh4030
    @kateh4030 Před 2 lety

    What a ridiculously satisfying video! From the hilarious opening, to the salty twist! Watching you make things weird and wonderfully crafted, is amazing.

  • @BernardSandler
    @BernardSandler Před 2 lety

    You are beyond all the things. Thank you for bringing tears of laughter so often.

  • @frankierzucekjr
    @frankierzucekjr Před 2 lety +1

    30 seconds in and I ALREADY LOVE IT. You're so creative, funny, talented and such a humble man. I wish you all the best my friend. God bless you buddy

  • @LockeLeCruset
    @LockeLeCruset Před 2 lety +2

    "I am annoyed by my sandwich coming apart, therefore I'll invent a novelty salt and pepper shaker cum toothpick solution" is exactly why I'm subscribed. Very well done!

  • @Phil-ws9vb
    @Phil-ws9vb Před 2 lety

    Hey riesen Respekt, das Video war ja mal super Aufwendig! Ich feier es extrem mit wie viel Liebe zum Detail du alles machst!

  • @LinauLee
    @LinauLee Před 2 lety +1

    I’m pretty sure this is going to catch on! Another beautiful project! hUgz, Lee

  • @gk6993
    @gk6993 Před 2 lety +1

    Your imagination is unfathomable. And creativity, I think, is unmatched.
    Thank you Uri

  • @nickdirienzo2849
    @nickdirienzo2849 Před měsícem +3

    Olives taste like dirty pennies anyway, so this makes sense...

  • @shedmanx3640
    @shedmanx3640 Před 2 lety

    Amazingly talented work. You blow me away Uri with everything you do.

  • @MrMoeRod
    @MrMoeRod Před 2 lety

    I love you sense of humor and whimsy! Bravo!

  • @michajuszczak5261
    @michajuszczak5261 Před 2 lety

    I've seen some of Uri's crazy projects, but this video finally convinced me I have to subscribe.

  • @roxannecassidy3079
    @roxannecassidy3079 Před 2 lety

    I’ll be honest I’ve been watching your videos for quite some time now and I’ll be honest I’m one of your biggest fans a couple of my favorite projects that you’ve done is the finger tapping machine your overly complicated mechanical pencil your hand is shaking saw and your ink quill dipping machine to be honest I like all of your projects but those are the ones for me that personally stand out the most thank you so much for putting out the contents that you put out there for us to enjoy watching you’re a true inspiration and an artist I wish you well stay you stay true I can’t wait to see what else you put out there

  • @ryu447
    @ryu447 Před 2 lety

    Uri!! I'm begging you, PLEASE upload more regularly!!! I love your video and think you have immense talent that nneds to be shared with the world!! You need more videos we can like and comment so we can flood the algorithm with your content! Please and thank you! Keep up the great work!!

  • @melissarmt7330
    @melissarmt7330 Před 2 měsíci

    I loved this! I have often wished I could take an idea from my head and make it real. Well done!

  • @henryworkswoodandmetal
    @henryworkswoodandmetal Před 2 lety +1

    Super cool intro dude 👍👍👍 and the video is great too …. as always! Really dig your stuff ……

  • @markwatters6875
    @markwatters6875 Před 2 lety

    Very clever, very cool. As always it is great to watch a maestro at work. Thank you.

  • @VolatileDave
    @VolatileDave Před 2 lety +4

    The production on this vid is off the charts!

  • @steelcannibal
    @steelcannibal Před 2 lety +1

    I admire "olive" your work Uri! 🫒

  • @ViQRoy89
    @ViQRoy89 Před 2 lety +6

    That intro.. 👍

  • @morganmeehan5991
    @morganmeehan5991 Před 2 lety +1

    Always a fun time to watch your videos, thanks for sharing!

  • @brucebutcher7838
    @brucebutcher7838 Před 2 lety +2

    I love the crazyness of you videos. don't stop.

  • @theofficialczex1708
    @theofficialczex1708 Před 2 lety +2

    That hand-filing of the stem into a round enough shape for threading was nutty.

  • @MJoshification
    @MJoshification Před 2 lety

    beautiful. I gave an audible "Oh wow" when you started shaking out the salt. One of my favourite makey videos, thank you so much Uri

  • @ericcroteau1740
    @ericcroteau1740 Před 2 měsíci

    A magnificently over engineered solution to a problem everyone has but no one knows about. Subscription well earned.

  • @babaloo55555
    @babaloo55555 Před 2 lety

    Uri, you mad genius, you...
    As always, good sir, your videos fill me with unfettered delight.
    To see a craftsman of your talent create things so joyfully is truly a balm for the soul.
    Keep up the good work!

  • @stevenlarsen1691
    @stevenlarsen1691 Před 2 lety

    Unbelievable. Thank you for the intertainment and your enginuety. Now for the napkin holder. Very VERY nice video!

  • @lefouraboisduxviiieme548
    @lefouraboisduxviiieme548 Před 2 lety +1

    This video left me with mixed feelings: admiration and laugh!
    Thanks for the entertaining video, Uri!

  • @drbachler
    @drbachler Před 2 lety +1

    What a twist! I was certian there would be a few drops of olive oil in it, not salt.
    Keep up the good work, I reall enjoy your videos!

  • @glm1987
    @glm1987 Před 2 lety +1

    I love your style on things that you craft

  • @goten2831
    @goten2831 Před 2 měsíci

    Love you and your beautiful creations Uri

  • @codiwawi911
    @codiwawi911 Před 2 lety +2

    How Uri hasn’t turned his door handle into a foot or hand yet is shocking!

  • @AlbertFilice
    @AlbertFilice Před 2 lety

    Very cool, and the new shop looks amazing!

  • @GuiltyMalice
    @GuiltyMalice Před 2 lety

    I loved the intro to this one lmao! Amazing work Uri!

  • @sleethmitchell
    @sleethmitchell Před 2 měsíci

    great and humorous and skillful. the patience required makes such work impossible for me. also the lack of greatness, humor and skill.

  • @5lammer
    @5lammer Před 2 lety

    that intro was amazing. keep up the good work love your videos!

  • @fredthesecond
    @fredthesecond Před 2 lety

    Always a joy to watch. Well done!

  • @isoljator
    @isoljator Před 2 lety

    excellent work! love the nervous energy.

  • @keithmccormick1272
    @keithmccormick1272 Před 2 lety +1

    YOU KNOW I FIND THAT YOUR MIND IS JUST A BIT ON THE WARPED SIDE BUT THEN AGAIN THATS WHY I LIKE WATCHING YOU :) KEEP UP THE WARPED WORK :p

  • @garethb5729
    @garethb5729 Před 2 lety +1

    I love watching your videos. It teaches me more is possible. Thanks Uri

  • @NathanLopes93
    @NathanLopes93 Před 2 lety

    I love the randomness of your projects.

  • @racheldekker7590
    @racheldekker7590 Před 2 lety +3

    This is not only a very classy and kind of useful item, it is _art_ and im very happy to have seen this. Well done! I also love your work!
    Edit: Oh my gosh i just finished the video and you made another one?! This man is a legend over here can i hire you to like make my life just more classy??

  • @salterclan
    @salterclan Před 2 lety

    I liked your nod to 80’s music and video styling or whatever that was. I enjoyed it.

  • @paveloleynikov4715
    @paveloleynikov4715 Před 2 lety +7

    It goes weirdly in tune with our last dance party... When somebody bitten off a chunk of prop apple in photocorner

  • @andrewdolinskiatcarpathian

    Inventive, so inventive. Bravo sir 👌👏👏👍😀

  • @bradcrossman5068
    @bradcrossman5068 Před 2 lety

    Fantastico! That was a fun intro and a cool project. Thanks!

  • @dandaniels851
    @dandaniels851 Před 2 měsíci

    Nice work Uri. I made mine out of brass too, but I made a mini pepper grinder because you just can't beat freshly ground pepper 😋

  • @wardkline935
    @wardkline935 Před 2 lety

    Uri amazing intro! your endeavors in creativity, and curiosity for other forms of expression, is really awesome to see. Cant wait to see more from the ever evolving Uri Tuchman

  • @brandyrios3394
    @brandyrios3394 Před 2 lety +1

    I wish you would make more videos. not only are your videos entertaining but the item's you make are beautiful. you're such a genius.

  • @baldotcom
    @baldotcom Před 10 měsíci +1

    I can't find the proper words to express the sheer brilliance of your creations. But this one, this one goes light-years beyond.

  • @mcorrade
    @mcorrade Před 2 lety +1

    Brilliant absolutely brilliant ....Maybe next an olive oil dispenser ?

  • @DavidGuyton
    @DavidGuyton Před 2 lety +2

    Lovely as always

  • @hullinstruments
    @hullinstruments Před 2 lety

    It’s so rare for One man to have such skill, and also be such a smart ass with attitude at the same time..... 🤘😂😂👍you just trolling your subscribers and having people scratch their heads! 😂 it’s why I love your channel!

  • @FreshNicolas
    @FreshNicolas Před 2 lety +1

    אתה תותח ברמות שאין דברים כאלה. מגיע לך לקבל הרבה יותר צפיות - מקווה שהאלגוריתם יפעל לטובתך אחי :)

  • @ioannisalexopoulos8748

    Wonderfully extravagant, Mr Tuchman ! (from a country that worships olives since prehistory...)

  • @Beschaulichkeit
    @Beschaulichkeit Před 2 lety

    What a cool project! Always lovely to see a new Uri video.

  • @hder8740
    @hder8740 Před 2 lety

    Great project and an even better video production … acting … special effects!

  • @Nicoleyboleyo
    @Nicoleyboleyo Před 2 měsíci

    If I could have liked this video four times I would have 😂 great project, awesome storytelling.

  • @richball9576
    @richball9576 Před 2 lety

    I enjoy your art and your sense of humour very much! Keep up the good work Uri.

  • @jimgohyeah
    @jimgohyeah Před 2 lety +1

    The beginning had me so stoked like wow Uris doing this hot and then the sandwhich in the briefcase bit I died laughing. That was great.

  • @FoodCookShare
    @FoodCookShare Před 5 měsíci +1

    The only word that came to mind was - delightful!

  • @ExcelConstruct
    @ExcelConstruct Před 2 lety

    Love you Uri - And love all you do mate... NEVER STOP!