How Many Children Can A Human Have In A Lifetime?
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- How many kids can you have? Moulay Ismail set the record with at least 1171 children. But it's different for men and women. Having children for women takes about a year, if you count the pregnancy and recovery time. For men, there is less time and resource investment, so they can have many more children. How many children men can have depends on the health of their sperm and other factors like how many women they can reproduce with.
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Imagine having so many children, you could run a factory. That’s what Moulay Ismail’s family looked like. He was a brutal emperor of the Moroccan Alaouite dynasty from 1672 - 1727. And is reported to have had at least 1171 children.
But he wasn’t the only one who used his power to have sex with any woman, whether she was interested or not. Other rulers like Augustus the Strong and Genghis Khan had hundreds of children. And while these were some of the more ruthless rulers of their time it raises a more fundamental, scientific question.
Women can reproduce for about half of their lifetime and can only give birth about once every year or so. So it makes sense that women can only have a fraction as many children as men. One study estimated a woman can have around 15 pregnancies in a lifetime. And depending on how many babies she births for each pregnancy, she’d probably have around 15-30 children.
But the “most prolific mother ever,” according to Guinness World Records, was Mrs. Feodor Vassilyev in 19th century Russia. She’s said to have given birth to 69 children over 27 pregnancies. It’s a lot for a woman. But nothing compared to Moulay Ismail, for example. According to records, he had 4 wives and 500 women in his harem.
But, there are factors not even an emperor can control. Like how a man’s sperm becomes less mobile and more abnormal as he grows older. Which ultimately reduces his chances of fathering children later in life. In fact, studies suggest that men over 50 have up to a 38% lower chance of impregnating a woman compared to men under 30.
For Ismail, he fathered most of his children relatively young. So, by age 57, he had an estimated 1171 kids. But, Moulay Ismail isn’t the only man in history with tons of progeny.
Augustus the Strong, who was king of 18th century Poland, had a long distance relationship with his wife. But that didn’t stop him from fathering a rumored 370 children by mistresses.
And Genghis Khan, notorious for conquering large areas of 13th century Asia, is estimated to have had between 1,000-2,000 children.
In fact, by tracking types of Y chromosomes, Scientists estimate that up to 16 million men today who live in regions that Khan conquered could be descendants of him or his close male relatives.
But did any of these men really reach that maximum humanly possible? Turns out, the records on Ismail only spanned 32 years of his life. By one calculation, he really could have had hundreds more. If you compare that to men in more modern times, the most “prolific” fathers today have up to about 200 children.
That’s nowhere near 1100 kids, and probably a good thing.
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How Many Children Can A Human Have In A Lifetime? - Věda a technologie
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Son: "Dad, may I ask for money?"
Dad: "Yes, but who are you?"
Son: "I'm number 123"
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Kid: Hey, dad!
Dad: Who are you and why are you calling me dad?
Kid: Wtf?! You don’t know me? You must be drunk because i’m obviously your 1036th kid.
Hahahahha
Child: Hey dad... Give me
allowance.
Father: errrrrr....excuse me, but who are you?
Lmao how about I suspend your allowance for this period because of the rude way that you asked me!?
i am number 571..
@@ruuoxi lol hahahahah
Im 793
I am 897
"Dad how did u meet my mom?".
king: *Uh! ummmmm What's your mama's name again??*
Nice Guy I mean he probably didn’t even know half their names
Nice Guy lmao
r/whooosh
I just assumed that was due to birth not being a fun event
@@witchking008 nice
Son: *introduces fiancé to Father*
Dad: "You can't marry her boy, that's your sister!"
Son: 😲
House lannister approves
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
That really happened.I know many stories about the love of two people who didn't know that they are half-siblings.
@@annadrew4 yeah no shit a year ago I found out my boyfriend was my third cousin, we met at a family dinner.
@@lanny3204 OMG!That's crazy!
1171 children? Imagine their birthdays
And imagine the wedding anniversaries
Imagine how many grandchildren
the poor woman giving birth to them
He has 3 birthdays everysingle day of the year if not more😂😂
@@AnimeLover-zt4ho I did not know that. Imagine all the gifts he has to buy
@@uZxro you are right though but he could if he wanted
Did anyone else notice that this video didn't actually answer the question?
LOL Same
In the whole video I was searching that only..
@@sonoftheway3528 That number is theoretically almost infinite.
@@sonoftheway3528 or in modern world man just need to cum his sperm once then we inject those millions of sperms cell into millions of women
+kosta m. no because no man is immortal (yet at least).
+eric halim it would be too much work so separate each sperm cell and impregnate them. but, you could still split up each "load" into a bunch of smaller ones etc.
my scenerio took into account the man also having a life, instead of just being a sperm machine.
Oh no my wife is coming today from Germany where can I hide all my 370 kids?
@Alyssa Xu in the mongol empire women divorced alot and other empires as well the men would appoint females to certain high positions.
Under your bed
@Leo Caducoy his kids are still alive tho
Just say these kids are from local citizens kids, and as a good king, you help to raised them but as a payment, they have to be a soldier when their grown ups, how bout that? do you think that's working?
Lmao
And I thought growing up with five brothers was a curse
I thought three Bros and a sis was bad :(
@@Name_760 I thought one brother is a curse.
Dead XD
Just having 2 is a curse tbh
Hhhhhhh
Teacher:So how many siblings do you have ?
Kid: about 1171 siblings.
Teacher: •~• *what*
1170
@@maldino2917 teacher: *faints*
1170, you cant be your own sibling
1170* :)
None, because I can't reproduce without a partner, which I can't have
*sneeze* sad *sneeze*
AACOO lonely AACOO
Check My Playlist I got a ad with Danny devito with it when I watched this. Coincidence? I think not
You can read classical literature.
@@APAstronaut333 Loool XD
*brings a cake*
kid 1: yay! cake!
dude: no no, you have to share with your 1170 siblings first
Everyone’s is going to get like an atom of cake but cake is still cake
But, but...
THAT'S MY CAKE
Sounds like a communist propaganda but okay
@Grace Sung En Tang
The 1171 siblings: wait, why can't i see my cake?
@Grace Sung En Tang
Dad: because you all have to share, so you get a millimeter back
1171 kids: s i g h s
There are only 365 days in a year it means that some of his children has the same birthdays...
GradhGaming not some but ALLL LOL
They could all have the same birthday- they don’t but it’s theoretically possible
Every day there's a birthday
So everyday they had about 3 birthdays
i have only a brother and we have the same birthday lmao only 3 years apart
so I guess almost 1% of the population is connected with him
100k Subs No Vids more like 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
@@sarakaye4185 If I'm right, seven billion has 9 zeros, right? So divide approximately 1000 by 7000000000 that's about 1% so the original commenter is right
@AHGASE ONCE SUKIJU FOREVER For percentages it's the other way around, you divide the lower number by the bigger number. So 1000 divided by 7 billion is about 1%
@AHGASE ONCE SUKIJU FOREVER I used different types of calculators and got the same answer each time. So I would like to think that's the correct answer.
@@smeef2757 what kinds of calculator did you use? :)))) 1% is 1/100 while 1000 divided by 7 billion is 1/7000000 and that is far from even close to 1% :)))
he never once wasted his seed
itsdaaria you had 669 likes ,now I have ruined it
put it in a jar
Coconut Beans 911 likes
Not anymore pal
@SupremeChippy I'm 20 and imma bio major going into the work of an obgyn as it just so happens so you got the wrong one have a good day :)
I'm just thinking about the amount accidental incest over the millennias.
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I think it was normal back then
@@theresewilliams7232 Hmm You don't say so ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A man of culture
@Mint Tea ?wdym
The last sibling out of the 1171 waiting for his turn to sit at the throne-
Human life span- dont even think about that
I think at that time only the eldest brother was the heir
Plus only legitimate children had a claim probably
Imagine if there were like 1627 girls before the first boy, and back then they just went straight to the boy. I would be pissed if I was one of the girls lol
Imagine being the youngest of 1171...the hand-me-downs though...scary
You’re bound to get some good shit especially when you’re in an imperial family like they were
Imagine being the middle child
Yep want.an iPhone? Here's a brick from the first child
Love the pfp
Imagine being the first one out of 1171
Imagine paying child support for 1171 kids ! 😂
@Donald Trump r/wooosh
@Donald Trump r/woosh
The Causal I thought donald trump will neverget wooosh ed
Bankrupt
Look at all these normies thinking they’re from Reddit but don’t think that it’s r/Wooooosh with 5Os
Child: Dad, I need $100000 for a project at school.
Dad: Sure here you go.
Child: Thank you dad (walks away)🥳Yes I tricked the old man into believing I’m his child, Now I’m gonna buy lots of things!
LMAO
Yas
This is the cringiest comment I've ever seen.
@@rsg282 yeah
@@rsg282 agree
When the kid says he's gonna call his brothers on you and he brings an army.
XD
Inmagine having 1170 younger or older siblings (edit: thank you for the likes)
Harry potter/malfoy That’s crazy, lol....
Harry potter/malfoy Voldemort would of made an army of death eaters with your siblings Malfoy
Imagine being the middle child in that family!
1170 satan
It’s slept “Having” not “ Haveing”
I'm glad condoms were invented.
Haha! 😅
Whole Food Plant-Based Man or you could just pull up
People sadly still don’t use em 🤦🏻♀️
But they work 97% of the time-
You are a food plant based man...
Why do you care???
1:19 “Given birth to 69 children”
*You have achieved greatness*
Finally, I have been searching this comment XD
No, you have achieved the highest level of stupidity
69 likes
@@kushpatel1313 I’m sorry you can’t take jokes.
Nice
Imagine being the oldest child seeing a new sibling every week
And how do you even come up with 1171 different names
Just name them child 1-1171 lol
Names in every language!
just add jr lol (ex: one kid name is jackson the other is jackson jr)
dad: guess who's gonna be a big brother/sister?
eldest child: oh not again
U don’t
Imagine the thanksgiving his family has.
EDIT: For all the sensitive folk out there, "his family would have"
Yeah because only America exists
@@shohamdas don't start.
christmas
100 turkeys. 112 bowls of gravy. A MILLION SCOOPS OF MASHED POTATERS.
Are you that ignorant? Thanks giving isn’t celebrated in other parts of the world
*This is how to create an army*
😂😂😁😁
Inbred army
That was his goal to spread influence in Marrakech and other areas in Morocco
ThRiVe how is it inbred?
Haha hi
It would be a birthday everyday
Not just for one child either
Yeah at least three.
@@jedijournal9159 not atleast its completely by chance
Imagine being the oldest out of these 1171 kids
“Oh you’re the oldest! How many little siblings do you have?”
“1170”
“... what?”
Maryam Tina the oldest is the next king
Your profile picture😂😂😂😂
Yeah, the oldest surviving one, imagine all that competition -._-.
That sounds like 1170 free labourers to me
@@Hashashin_420 Sign me up
Be careful, you could be texting your 100th cousin on tinder
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
According to what I've heard we all are on average 17th cousins/aunts/uncles. So yeah, obviously we're all related or we wouldn't be the same species, I mean technically we're distantly related to every form of life on earth, but most people are more closely related then many people would think. Which makes racism even more stupid. If policemen in the US shoot an African American guy because of racism they killed a person who's most likely a less than 20th cousin.
@@solar0wind I mean we have to have descendended from a single person at some time in the past, so technically we are all a big family, which is kinda wholesome. Wish people stopped hurting each other and considered themselves a family instead, despite of the genetics becoming varied over the many centuries..
@@rishi_1003 As far as I know there wasn't really a first human. It was more like the species before us slowly changed over time, and those members who didn't have the new adaptations died out, but yes, there are probably really few early humans that we all can trace our lineage to. Not just the mitochondrial Eve and the y-chromosomal Adam. Also, even though we might look different our genetics is actually pretty similar. Since humans nearly died out several times, there is almost no genetic variation in our species in comparison to most other species. Just the variation we do have mostly makes us look different, even though apart from a few traits we aren't.
But apart from that I totally agree!
@@solar0wind I'm not religious so I don't think Adam and Eve matter all that much but I believe that there were initially only a few apes who actually gave birth to actual intelligent beings, who further progressed the next generation of apes, the more evolves ones. But yeah, my main point is that humans are a big family, discord is very unsightly and should be avoided
When your entire school is your siblings
Best comment
@horngry I doubt that
@horngry nah
Bullying will exist as long as people do
@@MP-cv6if fo
No girlfriend for u
Could you imagine doing a family tree?
"Ma'am I need about 6 months to do my family tree."
" Devon stop making up excuses, you just don't want to do the project. "
"No Miss, I have 1170 siblings who all have different moms so it will take a while."
I thought same... lmfao
*who
@@kennedylehane6562 omg thanks! I totally missed that
1 Father +4 wives + 500 Mistresses = 1171 kids.
1171 kids + life partners = 2342 people .
1171 kids have 2 kids each = 2342 kids .
2342 kids have life partners = 4684 people .
So the father has :
4 wives ,
500 mistresses ,
1171 kids ,
1171 sons and daughters in law ,
2342 grand children ,
2342 grand sons and daughters in law .
If we put this together we will have a population of 7531 people. Wow you are still reading this.
*Thanos Would Like To Know Your Location*
I understood that reference.
U're fbi you are supposed to know it
Snap... thanks mod now knows our location
Lol
He could just kill them and maintain the balance!
Do they remember all of his children names?
I don't think they have name
its not hard remembering 1,100+ names....
Im just imagining them having names like A,B, C then so on until it reaches Z, after z it starts with AA, AB, AC xD
or maybe just number
1 2 3 4 5
and they had nametag
@@kodokmager 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead!
*Thanos Wants To Know Your Location*
😂😂😂
oof
Sometimes I think he was right
Why this name is following me like curse😭
Teacher: How much siblings do you have?
Student: *Over 900.*
Why is this over 9000 times underrated?
😂😭😔
How many sounds better in this context
@@LunaBari true LOL
What? Wait! is that Michael Jackson at 0:53?
*In Michael Jackson voice *Yee hee*
That kid is not my son.
Basicly
Yes... yes it is
lol
The official record for number of children born to one mother is 69.
How? Source?
xmr7 pt95 dumb ass
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
xmr7 pt95 You are dumb men don’t have to give birth so that’s why women can have less
Dont like this comment , it already has 69 liked
Almost everyday would be a Birthday celebration at home 😄
There's 365 days in the year. EVERYDAY is a birthday and for MULTIPLE kids at that. Lol
True but it would cost alot
Relax, he is a king
Good strategy to lead a happy life :)
they don't do the celebration
I wish people would only have three kids as the limit... There's already like 80 million orphans worldwide. ☹️
I know family that has eight and they can barely afford them. 😑
I have 3 friends with 10 children each and another person I knew years ago, was on her 14th - I've got 2 and that's plenty!
The societal drive is that the poorer you are, the more likely you'll want the have more children. That way it is more probable that the kids will grow up and collectively able to support you in old age.
3 is too much.
It's not if u have money
@@umarabdaziz760 That, and I'm pretty sure another reason is because if you have multiple children in an area with lower survival rates, the family will have more chances of continuing the family, instead of having three kids which later die as children.
*don’t be silly, wrap your willy*
you could not do that in old times
How could they wrap their.... willies, in those old times?
@@grammarpolice2714 copying me
Yo mama don’t be a punk, hide your junk
@@grammarpolice2714 They put paper on their d- i mean willys
These dude must have STD’s and/or STI’s for daaaaaays
STD don't happens by having a lot of sex with different known ppl .
If that was true every women of western hemisphere would have std .
As average number of sex partner a woman have in new Zealand is 22 , Australia is 20 ,western Europe has 19 during their entire lifetime
Is Taehyung middle fingering them🤣
@@ayushkumar-bg1xf They don't have STD's because we, in modern times, have PROTECTION. We have condoms while people in those dude's times didn't. Even if they did, they obviously weren't used because they all have hundreds of kids by hundreds of women. So, my point still stands.
@@itzelmontalvo6645 Yup XD
@@NoizuWilhelm he was a king and all girls he had were mostly virgin and too young .There was negligible chance of teens having STDs in those days as girls in those days at such early age didn't had any sex partner .
He was safe just because he had best teen girls of the land with no sex experience
This guys was like : " lemme build an ethnicity from scratch "
1:20 Me: God, childbirth is so excruciatingly painful, how do women do it? So many even die in the process
Her: 69 kids in 27 pregnancies
Me: I-
Sis lived her whole life pregnant wow
27 × 9 = 253 months of being pregnant
@@trollinape2697
In fact that also means she was getting twins more the one in the most of the 27 time
@@Hossam_Ahmed_ probably
That's why Condoms are made.
Truuuuuuuuueeeee
And still some teens fail to use it
Yas
@@mariobros4648 nah homie its grown ass men and women. Young people use contraception. Also many aren't having secks at all. Youre quoting the 90s kid
No shit, Sherlock.
imagine having that many kids now? the amount you would would be paying for child support you would have to pay, whew chile
Ashliianaa At least you’d leave quite a legacy.
Its all about leaving genes
My grandparents had 12 children. My mother is the youngest. When my mother was born, my grandmother was 48 and their first born; my eldest aunt was already married and had a 3.5 year old child. My eldest cousin from my mother's side is older than my mother. My grandparents from my father's side had 8 children and my father was also the youngest among his siblings. His eldest nephew is older than my mother. One-third of my nephews and nieces are already married, I am grandfather to many children and some of them are nearly as old as me 🤣🤣🤣
Oh my lmao 🤣
Haha
Imagine being the first born😱
You're in charge of over a thousand siblings
Yeah
Imagine if somebody asked them do you have a cousin?
Haha this is an underrated comment
Your comment needs more likes lel
About a 1000
69 children... is that where the number came from or a coincidence?
No, 69 is a sex position that looks like the number 69.
Bonbon Bliss you know 69 comes from the sex position right
@@dejecteddevin8050 still, it's sex
@@lovemagicfantastic it's a position that's named 69 because the 2 involved parties are laying upside down relative to each other just like the numbers 6 and 9
If she had more 69s, she would not have 69 kids
Imagine hearing screaming all day
Lmao
Of children , right?
@@abdulmoid267 oh shit! u make me feel so naughty,dude
Child: "father i finally able to meet you"
Him : "i don't even know who you are"
As if one kid wasn't nightmarish enough
@Jake L fixed it
You assume these men took care of these kids. These guys were rapists and dead beats.
Melanie Ortiz no they weren't deadbeats. Women have male relatives. No random man is raping a woman in those days and her male relatives say nothing. It wasn't normal to have out of wedlock babies. Rapist either married her or was killed... that's the olden days.
Who said that these men actually looked after them....?
@@justonetime6179 it depends on how powerful the man was. If he was a powerful leader like these guys, there was essentially nothing the girls' families could do...
How to have a child
First, you need to have a girlfriend!
*Cries at the corner*
*child-bearer or a meat which can let the fetus suck a lot of its nutrient inside it until the fetus is big enough and ready to be defecated out through one of the hole that present in the meat
@@AkmalAzry tf?
not a GIRLFRIEND but a wife !!! WIFE !!!
AkmalAzry yeh you are not funny in any way just a dumb idiot seeking for attention I feel sorry for your family
🤣🤣🤣
When you have so many children you really just reach a point where it’s impossible to be fully involved in all of their lives. Many of the children that came from these men probably never even met their father. They literally just made humans for fun…. I’m saying this because the video’s preview photo shows one of the men holding babies as if they where actually involved. I just want people to be aware of that and not be misled, these men also hold records for the biggest deadbeats. 😬
It's not like there were any expectations for them to be in their lives
He Killed people for fun. It is estimated he killed 30k people by his own hand. Including his own son. So much for fatherly involvement.
Person:So...u an only child?
His child:Uhhh....well, no...
P:older/younger siblings?
HC:both....
P:How many?
HC:1170....
**the person who asked him the question has died**
You could name one sibling a day, and it would take over 2 years to complete the family.
EDIT: OMG, THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES!!!
Wow...
Dad:"Peter, David, Elisibath, Patrick, Daniel, Jackie, Alena, Axel, Jake, Victoria, Sofia, (ETC) GET READY FOR SCHOOL!!" *looks at list of 3000 children*
Mike: "HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME?"
Taylor: "YEAH FATHER, WHAT ABOUT ME TOO?"
Vicky: "YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!!"
Other Daniel: "MY NAME IS DANIEL TOO!!! YOU NAMED ME DANIEL!!!"
Other 300 kids: "YEAH, WHICH ONE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??! THAT'S MY NAME TOO!!!"
Joji: "YOU FORGOT MY NAME ON THE LIST!!!!"
Other 1992 kids: "YOU FORGOT MY NAME!!!!!!"
Dad: "I'M SO SORRY!!!!! NOW, WHETHER I SAID YOUR NAME OR NOT, GET READY FOR SCHOOl!!!"
-Later that day-
Dad: "BEDTIME!!!!!!!!"
Victoria: "But daddy... I want water... I'm thirsty.."
Mike: "ME TOO!!!"
Alena: "SAME"
Vicky: "ME TOO!!!"
Other 2996 kids: "SAME HERE", "ME TOO", "ME!!", "I WANT WATER"!!!
Dad: "MAKE A LINE IN THE KITCHEN!!!!!!! DON'T BE LONG!!!!"
--5 hours later after the line ended, they went to sleep--
Joel: **Turns on nightlight**
Jimmy: "Turn it off... I can't sleep.."
Joel: "NO, I AM SCARED OF THE BOOGEYMONSTER."
Jimmy: "TURN IT OFF!!"
Other 2998 kids: "STOP ARGUING WE CAN'T SLEEP!!"
Jimmy: "NOT UNTIL HE TURNS IT OFF!!!! MY BED IS RIGHT NEXT TO HIS!!"
Other 2998 kids: **Gets involved**
Layla: "WELL, WE CAN'T SLEEP IF YOU BOTH KEEP ARGUING!!!!"
Layla and 200 other kids: "DAD/FATHER/DADDY!!! JIMMY AND JOEL KEEP ARGUING RESOLVE IT!!!"
--Rest of kids get into stupid arguement because they are tired and want to sleep--
Dad: "ALRIGHT, JOEL, THERE IS NO BOOGEYMONSTER!!!!!! TURN OFF THE LIGHT!!!!"
Joel: "WHY ARE YOU STANDING UP FOR JIMMY!!???"
Other 1000 kids: "YEAH, THAT ISN'T FAIR!!!!!"
--All kids wake up and start fussing--
Dad: "SLEEP!!!!!!!!! NO MORE FIGHTING PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
--6 hours later--
Dad: **Sleeps on sofa**
All kids: **Falls asleep**
Dad: "Finally...."
Dad: **Accidently wakes up Rose, one of the youngest**
Dad: "WHOOPS!!"
Rose: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Dad: "WAIT, I FORGET YOUR NAME!!!"
Dad: **Tries to help her sleep**
--A week later--
Dad: "OKAY, KIDS, WANNA GO SEE THE FOOTBALL GAME UP CLOSE? WE'LL BE PREPARING SOON TO GO!! GET READY!!!"
2999 other kids: **Gets ready**
Vicky: "BUT DAD, I DON'T WANNA GO!!!!"
Dad: "JUST GO ANYWAY, WE NEED TOO!!!"
Vicky: "Fine... **Gets ready**
--After they reach there--
Guard at football stadium: "What size family is coming, sir?"
Dad: "3001, including me."
Gaurd: "We can only hold 3005 people, which means that only 4 other people can join you.. So, you cannot come, sorry."
Dad: "Oh well..."
--6 years later when kids are teenagers--
Vicky: "DAD, I WANNA HAVE A PARTY!!!!"
Leo: "CAN I BRING MY GIRLFRIEND HERE??"
Nick: "I AM TIRED OF THIS PLACE!!!!"
Victor: "UGH!!!"
Taylor: "**** everything"
Layla: **Smokes**
--2567 kids do something simallar--
Dad: "NO, NO, AND I THOUGHT WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER IT WAS BAD ENOUGH!! WHAT HAVE MOST OF MY KIDS BECOME???!!!"
Taylor: **CRIES**
Dad: "WHAT'S WRONG??"
Taylor: "I HATE YOU!!!!"
Dad: "Oof."
--20 years later--
Dad: "Finally, they're adults....Peace and quiet...."
Dad: **Comes across around 6000 grandkids**
Dad: "Oh.....my..... God...."
Dad: **Comes across 3000 son/daughter in laws**
ALL 3000 KIDS: "HI DAD, I JUST WANTED YOU TO MEET OUR FAMILIES!!!"
Mike: "I HAVE TWINS!!!"
Taylor: "I HAVE A OLDER DAUGHTER AND A YOUNGER DAUGHTER!!!"
Daniel: "I HAVE A SON!!!"
--2997 kids talk about their kids--
Mike: "MEET MY WIFE!!!"
Layla: "THIS IS MY HUSBAND!!!"
--2997 kids say the same thing--
Dad: "HAHA, NICE TO MEET YOU ALL!!!"
All 6000 grandkids: "GRANDPA!!!!!!!!" **They all run at him for a hug**
Dad: "Oh no... A ARMY!!!!!"
Dad: **Faints**
Dad: "Oh Gosh..."
3000 kids: "DAD, WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH, WE DECIDED TO LIVE WITH YOU!!!"
Dad: "OOOOOOKAYYYYY........ I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
R U kidding me?
I didnt even care to read this cuz it doesnt make sense
This was so irritating
Lol
I didn’t even bother reading this
Women can have more than 15, because my great aunt had 18 (no twins either)
Bree Smith he said 15-30 children max
My grandma had 20🤷♀️
My grandma has 16
That Russian woman had 69
It was an estimate
If you start at 13 ,and end at 55 ,and you did it 2 times (one at day ,and one at night) every day in December, and January with a different woman each time ,and there was no Abortions ,and each woman had 8 children from you.
You can end up with 41,664 all of them with birthdays from May 2nd to December 30th .
Well he is from my country and I can guarantee you that I hear many ppl saying that they are related to him lol
when you have many kids in a small area, inbreeding is kind of inevitable.
Exactly. I was going to say, this is precisely the shit that causes inbreeding. I realize there are other causes, but this kind of scenario practically guarantees it, and it would be happening by accident but at higher frequencies than that kind of thing normally happens. I mean, for those who father a bunch of children with a bunch of different women and are never around for those kids... it's not like those kids realize who their father is, or if they encounter half-siblings later in life and see them as potential partners, they don't realize they're related. *sigh*
@@dogluver2398 I mean, a bit of inbreeding is inevitable, we are all related to a common amcestor after all, evolutionarily speaking.
@@johnsontan345 My whole life is a lie...
Death, destroyer of worlds that is completely different than immediate inbreeding.. they all came from the same dick and sperm sack.. their not 3rd or 4th cousins their siblings..
@@jacubtscorpio5084 yeah i didnt mean sibling to sibling inbreeding, i just meant that humans as a species are always inbreeding at least a bit. Which is why i share more genes with you then say a chimpanzee.
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@@b.quinchana You morons didn't get it! Do you?
Lmao xD
i? I don't get it.
Damn, that's more than my friends on Facebook...
absolutely no one:
background: *babies crying
*Child support *
Dramatic music
"Woman can have around 15 pregnancies in a life time"
... say that to Michelle Dugger
Charlotte Maguire 15-30 max
I mean, she had 17 pregnancies, even though she had 19 children. So that's not too far off from the estimate of 15
Imagine one of their child was in class and their task was to write about all their siblings 😭
Mr Waternoose: *Ill kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die!*
Ismail: Okay, Ill have some left
Monster inc😂😂😂
As much as you can get laid, which for me is none
Depressing
Same here ;-;
r/imdepressed
Jeez..I’m an only child. Can’t imagine having that many siblings...
vanillaacupcakes I don’t think anyone can but how is it being an only child?
@@PikaPluff sucks
2pac shakur stfu
PikaPluff2040
It’s okay sometimes, but it’s actually really lonely. But most don’t feel that way. It’s really not that bad just for me I feel extremely lonely.
PikaPluff2040
Pros:
- No siblings around to annoy you.
- Thus more privacy.
- You aren’t forced to share things.
- No sibling rivalry.
- Therefore it’s also more peaceful.
- It’s definitely much less costly for parents. The more money you have, usually the better quality of life.
Cons:
- As vanillaacupcakes mentioned, it can get really lonely. Especially if you have few to no friends or your parents don’t pay much attention to you.
- This one is really nothing, but it’s annoying when some people assume that you’re spoiled, yet think that you’re somehow unfortunate for not having any siblings.
Not having siblings is the most natural thing for only children and it’s often weirder to think about the possibility of having any. It completely threw me off as a child when I realized at school that most people have siblings.
The video was nice, but they didn't give even an approximate number to the question on the title.
27 pregnancies, 69 children. that poor woman!
Imagine buying Christmas presents to all those kids...
That would be more than a million dollars
He probably skips christmas 😂😂😂
Something tells me he wasn't very active in their lives as he was too active making more babies
@@heyitsmepatrick
He is Muslim he don't even know what's that
Thats bigger harem than in any anime
AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Imagine that was someones reality...
@Vøtīøn If you mean learning Bengali makes you Bengali, then no. Learning a language doesn't mean you're from the same country. But do learn it (I am Bengali as well)
@Proud Bangladeshi গর্বিত বাংলাদেশী That emperor is not arab, i'm from morocco, we are north africans, geographically and biologically we are not arabs, neither we do belong to the middle east or arabia neither we natively speak arabic
@@Saad-ih3ys
😂😂😂 he is an Arab
Don't lie about history.
Hey, thanks for the video!
Son:dad can i have ps5
Dad: oh yeah but you are on number 1056
Omg imagine being the youngest
...sad 😂😕😕😕😕☹☹☹
Me if i had 1170 siblings :
Atleast i will never bored,
Atleast i have like 1170 bodyguards plus my other millions of moms :)
@@oofmeh3520 millions of mom??
Well... that's so many child support.
Omg I'm living for your pfp!
@@bbyshaa-1892 ikr
A king can afford that
“Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today”
Sooo the king said “Ight imma get some milk” 1171 times
"They were one of the most rutheless men" I guess also rutheless in bed.
oh yes,
unfortunately this ruthlessness still exists in today's world
Ouch.
Im frickin DYING from this, omfg!
Yeah some of it was probably rape.
A beast on the bed *insert lenny face*
Wtf this guy is amazing,My parents cant even keep peace between me and my 2 other siblings and this guy can keep peace above 1171 children and hundreds of women....
Wow
Well he killed some of them .
This video kind of states a question and then just brings up a bunch of lesser examples rather than answering said question
Had to do the maths, if a man got someone pregnant every day for his entire adult life, he could have 19,700 children, that's the maximum I'd say.
I can handle 4 nuts a day comfortably
@@Libtardo123 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣bugging
You do know that there's a menstruation cycle right?
@Genghis Khan um women without menstruation won't get pregnant . You have to have a healthy menstrual cycle to have babies . It's pretty rare for women who don't menstruate to have the ability to bring a child full term
@@kitty79532 he meant to pick a woman who's not on her periods
_Back when birth control wasn't a thing_
It was, like calendar method and others, but most people did not use even that, cause of big child mortality
There was still "pulling out" method
@@littlegrey7532 pulling out was stupid back then. They wanted to maintain a dynasty so they has lots of kids for the future generation
1:13 - Mrs. Feodor Vassilyev lived in the 18th century, not the 19th century. She lived to be 76 years old and had 69 children between 1725 and 1765.
And still the burden of using contraceptives is still on women... Lol
Man: *has 1,171 kids*
Me: Thank you for you're controbution to the earth
@Sanghi cheems how is that a degradation?
@Sanghi cheems I don't really think it matters who the parents are. There is still going to be 1,171 kids. But, that's just my opinion.
what a coincidence, she had 69 babies
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Wow im a Moroccan but I didn’t know that.
Thanks you.
Interesting. God bless and have a wonderful day
1:18
69 Kids?
*Coincidence?*
i think not
N O
Who in modern times had 200 kids?!
“Imagine having so many children, you could run a factory” kinda reminded me of The promised neverland
Lol promised never land is good
@@iris3865 not the second season though lmao
@@holy_water yeah… not enough plot and stuff and the op wasn’t as good as season 1 😔😩
0:00 This brings a whole new meaning to "Family owned and operated"
Thanos would like to Know Your Address
I read that in one case, a fertility doctor used his own sperm instead of sperm donors. So technically, he fathered a lot of children. I don't recall how many.
I read that case. I think there's even a documentary on it.
yeh that dutch one
Kid which wants to be funny in class: yeah I have 1171 siblings
Teacher: stop messing around
Kid who has 1171 siblings: I have 1171 siblings
Teacher:stop messing around.
Kid who has 1171 siblings:..but..I'm not joking....
brothers in arms..literaly..
more like half-siblings
Easy when you don't have to care about any of them and they don't grow inside you 😏
Well said.🎉