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    Confucianism is an ethical and philosophical system developed from the teachings of the Chinese philosopher Confucius (孔夫子 Kǒng Fūzǐ, or K'ung-fu-tzu, lit. "Master Kong", 551--479 BC). Confucianism originated as an "ethical-sociopolitical teaching" during the Spring and Autumn Period, but later developed metaphysical and cosmological elements in the Han Dynasty. Following the abandonment of Legalism in China after the Qin Dynasty, Confucianism became the official state ideology of the Han. The disintegration of the Han in the second century C.E. opened the way for the spiritual and otherworldly doctrines of Buddhism and Daoism to dominate intellectual life and to become the ruling doctrines during the Tang dynasty. In the late Tang, Confucianism absorbed many of these challenging aspects and was reformulated Neo-Confucianism. This reinvigorated form was adopted as the basis of the imperial exams and the core philosophy of the scholar official class in the Song dynasty. Neo-Confucianism turned into sometimes rigid orthodoxy over the following centuries. In popular practice, however, the three doctrines of Confucianism, Buddhism, and Daoism were often melded together.
    The core of Confucianism is humanism, or what the philosopher Herbert Fingarette calls "the secular as sacred." The focus of spiritual concern is this world and the family, not the gods and not the afterlife. Confucianism broadly speaking does not exalt faithfulness to divine will or higher law. This stance rests on the belief that human beings are teachable, improvable and perfectible through personal and communal endeavor especially self-cultivation and self-creation. Confucian thought focuses on the cultivation of virtue and maintenance of ethics, the most basic of which are ren, yi, and li. Ren is an obligation of altruism and humaneness for other individuals within a community, yi is the upholding of righteousness and the moral disposition to do good, and li is a system of norms and propriety that determines how a person should properly act within a community. Confucianism holds that one should give up one's life, if necessary, either passively or actively, for the sake of upholding the cardinal moral values of ren and yi.
    Cultures and countries strongly influenced by Confucianism include mainland China, Taiwan, Korea, Japan and Vietnam, as well as various territories settled predominantly by Chinese people, such as Singapore. Although Confucian ideas prevail in these areas, few people identify themselves as Confucian, and instead see Confucian ethics as a complementary guideline for other ideologies and beliefs, including democracy, Marxism, capitalism, Christianity, Islam and Buddhism. (Summary adapted from wiki)
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    Chapter listing and length:
    Introductory Note -- 00:03:43
    Book 01 -- 00:05:26
    Book 02 -- 00:07:06
    Book 03 -- 00:09:58
    Book 04 -- 00:05:25
    Book 05 -- 00:07:58
    Book 06 -- 00:09:39
    Book 07 -- 00:12:19
    Book 08 -- 00:08:34
    Book 09 -- 00:11:04
    Book 10 -- 00:08:07
    Book 11 -- 00:10:27
    Book 12 -- 00:10:12
    Book 13 -- 00:08:33
    Book 14 -- 00:15:27
    Book 15 -- 00:11:11
    Book 16 -- 00:11:23
    Book 17 -- 00:12:39
    Book 18 -- 00:08:43
    Book 19 -- 00:09:16
    Book 20 -- 00:04:45
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Komentáře • 346

  • @joelfry4982
    @joelfry4982 Před 8 lety +144

    My favorite one so far is, "Study without thought is vain. Thought without study is dangerous."

    • @HeyungWonKang
      @HeyungWonKang Před 4 lety +6

      you are good student. wonderful. l like it too.

    • @mrderrionadams9442
      @mrderrionadams9442 Před 3 lety +1

      I've come across that naturally within ny own thoughts

    • @gutzimmumdo4910
      @gutzimmumdo4910 Před 2 lety

      @@mrderrionadams9442 me too, but we dont lived in their era, we would probably be idiots or farmers, lets be honest here.

    • @mrderrionadams9442
      @mrderrionadams9442 Před 2 lety +2

      @@gutzimmumdo4910 what Is your co relation between idiots and farmers

    • @gutzimmumdo4910
      @gutzimmumdo4910 Před 2 lety

      @@mrderrionadams9442 both are idiots.

  • @sparrowthesissy2186
    @sparrowthesissy2186 Před 5 lety +62

    >Whole book is about respect.
    >Whole comments section is disrespect.
    Great job, folks. Keep representing that superior 21st century morality for all of subsequent history. You make us all look so very wise.

    • @hmax1591
      @hmax1591 Před 4 lety +4

      you must be the narrator's family member or boyfriend.

    • @alexborghi7101
      @alexborghi7101 Před 4 lety +3

      How about to respect everyone's opinion

    • @simonelaird846
      @simonelaird846 Před 3 lety +2

      Relax and lower your expectations already.

    • @GodsDNA23
      @GodsDNA23 Před 3 lety +6

      You as well expressed the dark in your heart instead of light. Be the change you want to see... 🥰

    • @Pazaluz
      @Pazaluz Před dnem +1

      It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get. -Confucius

  • @davidsessera1337
    @davidsessera1337 Před 3 lety +19

    The introduction was read from a man who has a marvelous clear voice. I thought this is such a blessing. And then the reading began with an unpleasant voice of a woman that I could barely understand.

  • @blessedhandsasmr7550
    @blessedhandsasmr7550 Před 8 lety +10

    Don't panic people, the whole book isn't read by the 2nd speaker. A smoother vocal begins in Book 2 at 9:10.

  • @Daniel-vx3qt
    @Daniel-vx3qt Před 2 lety +12

    21:30
    26:50 - love
    34:50
    35:50
    46:08 - born
    46:40 - 47:14 wisdom and love
    51:25 - open
    52:45 - success and passion
    54:00
    57:12
    57:25
    59:10
    1:00:50 - mean
    1:03:34 - death and truth
    1:05:30 - 1:06:05
    1:06:19
    1:07:12 - policies
    1:07:50 study
    1:10:48 - sheldom spoken of - 1:11:55
    1:11:55 -free of
    1:50:55
    1:57:05 - 1:58:00
    2:03:58
    2:16:50 - wisdom
    2:18:15
    2:19:40 - 2:20:50 gentleman
    2:21:40 - 2:23:25
    2:23:50 consistent
    2:24:10 educated men
    2:30:16 - 2:31:18 types of friends and good & evil
    2:38:38 - wise and stupid men
    2:59:59

  • @tudorandreiraneti6875
    @tudorandreiraneti6875 Před 9 lety +15

    book 1 actually starts with 4:03

  • @proud2bpagan
    @proud2bpagan Před 9 lety +68

    Confucius say "He who stands on toilet is high on pot"

    • @MegaAmazingc
      @MegaAmazingc Před 5 lety +5

      Lmao 👍

    • @ramiusz7336
      @ramiusz7336 Před 3 lety +2

      Confucius say "Woman who stand on head have crack up"

    • @lycan2494
      @lycan2494 Před 3 lety

      stupid idiot

    • @lycan2494
      @lycan2494 Před 3 lety

      kids like u have no future spouting stupid nonsense like that

  • @abishlee7775
    @abishlee7775 Před 8 lety +15

    This is amazing with hard work! Thank you all for making this classic literary works for free! This helps us to appreciate Chinese literature and culture at the comfort of our fingertips.

  • @chronos46
    @chronos46 Před 7 lety +11

    I'm as interested in the people that listen and try to put into practice things like this as the sage who wrote it :) This is awesome thanks for the reading and putting this in the public

  • @gypsyjew8333
    @gypsyjew8333 Před 10 lety +3

    I cannot get enough of this audio book thank you for the upload

  • @recalcitrist1
    @recalcitrist1 Před 10 lety +26

    Confucius say, "Man who go through turnstile sideways at airport going to Bangkok."

    • @recalcitrist1
      @recalcitrist1 Před 3 lety

      @nymersic - Lololool.....better luck next time.

  • @mrkenz7566
    @mrkenz7566 Před 7 lety

    love this thnk you soooo much !! bless this world with your inner beauty and strength working towards the light.

  • @mickallen8551
    @mickallen8551 Před 9 lety +7

    Confucious say, "Man with hole in pocket, walk around feeling cocky all day"

  • @smackskurd
    @smackskurd Před rokem +2

    This book is spiritually and physically healing

  • @JoseGarcia-fq7cp
    @JoseGarcia-fq7cp Před 5 lety +1

    Thank you for posting this video, show what great advancements in social and coexistance thinking existed millenia ago.

  • @realistdm4749
    @realistdm4749 Před 10 lety +7

    These sayings are my personal favourites:
    Book I, 2. Yu-tzu said: "A dutiful son and brother is seldom fond of thwarting those over him: a man unwilling to thwart those over him is never given to crime. A gentleman nurses the roots: when the root has taken, the truth will grow; and what are the roots of love, but the duty of son and brother?"
    Book I, 6. The Master said: "The young should be dutiful at home, modest abroad, heedful and true, full of goodwill for the many, close friends with love; and should they have strength to spare, let them spend it upon the arts."
    Book I, 8. The Master said: "Of a gentlemen who is frivolous none stand in awe, nor can his learning be sound. Make faithfulness and truth thy masters; have no friends unlike thyself: be not ashamed to mend thy faults."
    Book I, 9. Tseng-tzu said: "Respect death and recall forefathers, the good in men will again grow sturdy."
    Book I, 11. The Master said: "As long as his father lives a son should study his wishes; after he is dead, he should study his life. If for three years he do not forsake his father's ways, he may be called dutiful."
    Book I, 13. Yu-tzu said: "If promises hug the right, word can be kept: if attentions are bounded by courtesy, shame will be banished: heroes may be worshiped, if we choose them aright."
    Book I, 16. The Master said: "Not to be known should not grieve you: grieve that ye know not men."
    Book II, 3. The Master said: "Guide the people by law, subdue them by punishment; they may shun crime, but will be void of shame. Guide them by example, subdue them by courtesy; they will learn shame, and come to be good."
    Book II, 5. Meng Yi asked the duty of a son. The Master said: "Obedience." As Fan Ch'ih was driving him, the Master said: "Meng-sun asked me the duty of a son; I answered 'Obedience.'" "What did ye mean?" said Fan Ch'ih. "To serve our parents with courtesy whilst they live," said the Master; "to bury them with all courtesy when they die; and to worship them with all courtesy."
    Book II, 6. Meng Wu asked the duty of a son. The Master said: "What weighs on your father and mother is concern for your health."
    Book II, 13-14.Tzu-kung asked, What is a gentleman? The Master said: "He puts words into deed first, and sorts what he says to the deed."
    Book II, 16. The Master said: "Work on strange doctrines does harm."
    Book III, 7. The Master said: "A gentleman has no rivalries--except perhaps in archery; and then, as bowing he joins the winners, or steps down to see the loser drink, throughout the struggle he is still the gentleman."
    Book III, 17. Tzu-kung wished to do away with the sheep offering at the new moon. The Master said: "Thou lovest the sheep, Tzu: I love the rite."
    Book III, 18-19. The Master said: "Treat the king with all courtesy, men call it fawning." Duke Ting asked how a king should behave with courtesy to his ministers; how ministers should serve their king? Confucius answered: "A king should behave with courtesy to his ministers; ministers should serve their king faithfully."
    Book III, 26. The Master said: "Rank without bounty; ritual without reverence; mourning without grief, why should I cast them a glance?"
    Book IV, 2. The Master said: "Loveless men cannot bear need long, they cannot bear fortune long. Loving hearts find peace in love; clever heads find profit in it."
    Book IV, 3. The Master said: "Love can alone love others, or hate others."
    Book IV, 6. The Master said: "A friend to love, a foe to evil, I have yet to meet. A friend to love will set nothing higher. In love's service, a foe to evil will let no evil touch him. Were a man to give himself to love, but for one day, I have seen no one whose strength would fail him. Such men there may be, but I have not seen one."
    Book IV, 9. The Master said: "A scholar in search of truth who is ashamed of poor clothes and poor food it is idle talking to."
    Book IV, 14. The Master said: "Be not concerned at want of place; be concerned that thou stand thyself. Sorrow not at being unknown, but seek to be worthy of note."
    Book IV, 17. The Master said: "At sight of worth, think to grow like it. When evil meets thee, search thine own heart."
    Book IV, 22. The Master said: "Men of old were loth to speak; lest a word that they could not make good should shame them."
    Book IV, 23. The Master said: "Who contains himself goes seldom wrong."
    Book IV, 24. The Master said: "A gentleman wishes to be slow to speak and quick to act."
    Book V, 1. Of Kung-yeh Ch'ang the Master said: "A girl might marry him. In him was no crime, though he has been in bonds." He gave him his daughter to wife. Of Nan Jung the Master said: "When right prevails, he will not be neglected: when wrong prevails, he will escape law and punishment." He gave him his brother's daughter to wife.
    Book V, 9. Tsai Yü slept in the daytime. The master said: "Rotten wood cannot be carved, nor are dung walls plastered. Why chide with Yü?" The Master said: "In my first dealings with men, I hearkened to their words, and took their deeds on trust. Now, in dealing with men, I hearken to their words, and watch their deeds. I righted this on Yü."
    Book V, 13. Until Tzu-lu could carry out what he heard, he only dreaded to hear more.
    Book V, 15. Of Tzu-chán the Master said: "In four ways he was a gentleman. His own life was modest; he honoured the man whom he served; he was kind in rearing the people; he was just in his calls upon them."
    Book V, 19. Chi Wen thought thrice before acting. On hearing this, the Master said: "Twice, that is enough."
    Book V, 22. The Master said: "As Po-yi and Shu-ch'i never recalled past wickedness the foes they made were few."
    Book V, 25. As Yen Yüan and Chi-lu were sitting with him, the Master said: "Why not each of you tell me his wishes?" Tzu-lu said: "Carriages and horses I would have, and robes of fine fur to share with my friends, and would wear them out all free from care." Yen Yüan said: "To make no boast of talent, nor show of merit, were my wish." Tzu-lu said: "We should like to hear your wishes, Sir." The Master said: "To make the old folk happy, to be true to friends, to have a heart for the young."
    Book V, 27. The Master said: "In a hamlet of ten households there must be men faithful and true as I: why is there no one as fond of learning?"
    Book VI, 1. The Master said: "Yung might fill the seat of a prince." "And might Tzu-sang Po-tzu?" asked Chung-kung. "Yes," said the Master: "but he is lax." "To be lax in his claims on the people might be right," said Chung-kung, "were he stern to self; but to be lax to self and lax to others must surely be over-lax." The Master said: "What Yung says is true."
    Book VI, 2. Duke Ai asked which disciples were fond of learning. Confucius answered: "Yen Hui loved learning. His anger fell not astray; he made no mistake twice. By ill-luck his life was cut short. Now that he is gone, I hear of no one who is fond of learning."
    Book VI, 5. The Master said: "For three months together Hui's heart never sinned against love. The others may hold out for a day, or a month; but no more."
    Book VI, 9. The Master said: "What a man was Hui! A dish of rice, a gourd of water, in a low alleyway; no man can bear such misery! Yet Hui never fell from mirth. What a man he was!"
    Book VI, 10. Jan Ch'iu said: "Pleasure in the Master's path I do not lack: I lack strength." The Master said: "Who lacks strength faints by the way; thou puttest a curb upon thee."
    Book VI, 11. The Master said to Tzu-hsia: "Read to become a gentleman; do not read as the vulgar do."
    Book VI, 15. The Master said: "Who can go out except by the door? Why is it no one keeps to the way?"
    Book VI, 16. The Master said: "Nature outweighing art begets roughness; art outweighing nature begets pedantry. Art and nature well blent make a gentleman."
    Book VI, 19. The Master said: "To men above the common we may speak of things above the common. To men below the common we must not speak of things above the common."
    Book VI, 24. Tsai Wo said: "Were a man who loves told there is a man in a well, would he go in after him?" The Master said: "Why should he? A gentleman might be brought to the well, but not entrapped into it. He may be cheated; he is not to be fooled."
    Book VI, 25. The Master said: "By breadth of reading and the ties of courtesy a gentleman will also keep from error's path."

    • @realistdm4749
      @realistdm4749 Před 10 lety +3

      I read along while listening to the book. You can find the book (Sacred Writings, vol. 1) on Internet Archive (www dot archive dot org). Search "sacred writings confucian" there.

    • @TheSnoopindaweb
      @TheSnoopindaweb Před rokem

      😐🤔🤨🤗☺❕

  • @Red_Proton
    @Red_Proton Před 8 lety +90

    why switch speakers? big mistake to switch speakers.

    • @aaron___6014
      @aaron___6014 Před 7 lety +9

      Norman Kellison I hate this about librivox. some of the volunteers produce garbage narration.

    • @kevinmarkey9441
      @kevinmarkey9441 Před 5 lety +8

      confucius says drunk man come home and smother wife with kisses sober man use pillow 😂😂

    • @raycrow3718
      @raycrow3718 Před 4 lety +1

      You should go read the whole thing, preferably in an older Asian mans voice

    • @im-jn4vl
      @im-jn4vl Před 4 lety +1

      bloody annoying

    • @marsboyo1995
      @marsboyo1995 Před 3 lety +2

      Red Proton who is the female reader? No good! Sounds like she has dentures or has caramel stuck on her teeth. I give up.

  • @thegamernero6793
    @thegamernero6793 Před 10 lety +4

    3 hours of awesomeness

  • @puppetstuff1800
    @puppetstuff1800 Před 8 lety +1

    thank you for the reading. I appreciate it

  • @zakp8687
    @zakp8687 Před 7 lety +1

    Sagacious Wisdom! we need this taught in all schools in Africa

  • @bradz9413
    @bradz9413 Před 4 lety +1

    Great vid. Thank you very much

  • @2paczfan
    @2paczfan Před 11 lety

    love grows old, thats true
    the whole teaching is golden

  • @knunchuckz
    @knunchuckz Před 10 lety +1

    thank u 4 uploading this is tight

  • @Themultimediaguy
    @Themultimediaguy Před 4 lety +4

    2:06:00
    If the tongue hath no fear, words are hard to make good.
    2:17:00
    A workman bent on good work will first sharpen his tools.
    2:18:30
    It is finished. I have met no one who loves good as he loves women.
    3:00:00
    The vulgar always gloss their faults
    3:02:30
    Mourning should stretch to grief and stretch no further.
    3:11:30
    A man who is blind to doom can be no gentleman. Without a knowledge of courtesy we must want foothold. Without a knowledge of words there is no understanding men.
    End of Book
    The Sayings of Confucius

  • @OffTheCouchProd.
    @OffTheCouchProd. Před 4 lety

    I find it very easy to believe that this man mastered or was at the peak of mastering his mind and emotions

  • @AktivPlus
    @AktivPlus Před 2 lety +2

    Слова полезные Спасибо! :) )))

  • @SnakeAndTurtleQigong
    @SnakeAndTurtleQigong Před rokem

    Sending gratitude from a Daoist monastery near Seattle (USA)!

  • @robertjamesselbyMTV
    @robertjamesselbyMTV Před 10 lety +1

    think its a good thing that this is common sense to me. brought up well, thanks mam.

  • @waqarsocial7128
    @waqarsocial7128 Před 4 lety

    don't be disappointed guys,,, its good work

  • @wildlifet-shirts8768
    @wildlifet-shirts8768 Před 11 lety +1

    Great stuff.

  • @yanpinghuang8154
    @yanpinghuang8154 Před 9 lety

    thank you !

  • @fadiadaghestani3158
    @fadiadaghestani3158 Před rokem +1

    A gentleman nurses the roots
    When the root has taken the truth will grow

  • @twistusone
    @twistusone Před 8 lety +19

    Wow...I am upset that the speaker changed. I don't care much for the second speaker. Her voice is horrible. This person is not a very good orator. She has no grasp of how to enunciate the words. No feeling or care for what she is reading.

  • @marqueshicks2669
    @marqueshicks2669 Před 8 lety

    VERY POWERFUL WISDOM HERE; DEFINIITELY WORTH THE STUDY TIME REQUIRED. THE RESULTS FROM THIS KNOWLEDGE IS PLEASING, FUN, AND OFTEN OVERWHELMING IN THE MOST WHOLESOME OF WEIGHS. THINGS WILL COME TOGETHER FOR YOU!

  • @ogomoditsemeyers4910
    @ogomoditsemeyers4910 Před 2 lety +1

    @Vox Stoica will narrate this masterpiece so beautifully.

  • @KeepingUpWithTheKims
    @KeepingUpWithTheKims Před 9 lety +104

    I.cant stand the girl reading....can barely understand

  • @frshnes
    @frshnes Před 3 lety

    Lv this !

  • @GreeNinjja
    @GreeNinjja Před 8 lety +13

    can't believe all these comments below, all the complaining and btchin is clearly those that have no idea what they are talking about imo. you're all such trolls. :) Appreciate all your efforts Greatest Audio book. Keep it up.

    • @Ferdinand208
      @Ferdinand208 Před 5 lety

      Don't believe the people that find it hard to understand. Believe kubix kode, for he, and only he, knows what these people truly think. For this recording could not have been better. It is perfect the way it is and should never be improved upon.

  • @ultra1994
    @ultra1994 Před rokem +1

    It is very good book

  • @schmoopy01
    @schmoopy01 Před 8 lety

    wonderful spirit and message.......love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • @plipogamez3173
    @plipogamez3173 Před 10 lety +91

    This is a poor tribute to a supposed wise man. This reading should be done by someone with a substantial voice and confident delivery.

    • @plipogamez3173
      @plipogamez3173 Před 9 lety +6

      ***** Superficial yes, but damn off putting. How do I get the benrfit of the wise words, if I am not able to listen to them? I admit my objection to this person reciting these works, is because of my bias towards good delivery and pronounciation/annouciation. I suspect I might be able to get pass my bias and become more more minded, but, this requires me to fitst hear wise the words and be able to digest them.

    • @plipogamez3173
      @plipogamez3173 Před 9 lety

      Gottlieb Goltz A number of people have told me, I am special. I'm starting to believe it.

    • @yoseff2088
      @yoseff2088 Před 5 lety +3

      Shhh this is a library

    • @OmarOmar-jd9ou
      @OmarOmar-jd9ou Před 4 lety +1

      Just stfu and enjoy the wording. Stop relying so much on delivery jeez

    • @bradz9413
      @bradz9413 Před 4 lety +2

      Plipo Gamez aren’t the readers of the audiobook volunteers?

  • @alexlopez5800
    @alexlopez5800 Před 3 lety +1

    THE MASTER SAID.... 🗣️

  • @captaincreepy8968
    @captaincreepy8968 Před 8 lety

    fell asleep to youtube, woke up and this shit was on, fucking boredom woke me up

  • @arkadalgamish6272
    @arkadalgamish6272 Před 11 lety

    i'm about to turn 21 and i am learning about this. Humm.. I'm a genius.

  • @sabneraznik
    @sabneraznik Před 4 lety +1

    1:38:56 bookmark

  • @jmm1233
    @jmm1233 Před 9 lety

    there some really amusing ones here

  • @TiNg-nk7zt
    @TiNg-nk7zt Před 10 lety +63

    Why is there a British guy reading the beginning then it switches to a Pinoy (Filipino) chick?

  • @luc649
    @luc649 Před 11 lety +1

    Confucius said : Man who retire for the night with itchy behind...will rise up with stinky fingers...I can attest to that .

  • @PounceKW
    @PounceKW Před 10 lety +2

    I really respect this man.
    Muslim.

    • @PounceKW
      @PounceKW Před 10 lety

    • @mrcolmh
      @mrcolmh Před 10 lety +4

      This pre dates the modern religions by around 1000 years. And funnily is about 1000 times as wise.

    • @quqbalam5089
      @quqbalam5089 Před 8 lety

      +TACH In what way is Confucianism somehow wiser than religions? Also, Confucianism was preceded by Judaism and Hinduism and was contemporary with Taoism and Buddhism, while Christianity came just 500 years later, so no, it doesn't precede "modern religions" by 1000 years. The only major religion it precedes by that period of time is Islam.

    • @PounceKW
      @PounceKW Před 8 lety

      Wow, I was Muslim!

  • @JohnJones-en7cf
    @JohnJones-en7cf Před 2 lety

    Clear speech

  • @joesigl3022
    @joesigl3022 Před 3 lety +1

    Confucius say “He who go to bed with itchy bumhole wake up with stinky fingers.”

  • @sargambelwanshi6953
    @sargambelwanshi6953 Před 3 lety +3

    Why is she reading like this!?? What did I do? 😭

  • @davidramziz3200
    @davidramziz3200 Před 9 lety

    wait how is this book organized? im writting my own philosophical book, and im having trouble.

  • @ElectroStash
    @ElectroStash Před 11 lety +6

    i've got my marihuana plant with headphones listening to this

  • @seanpan5231
    @seanpan5231 Před 9 lety +11

    Need to have both Chinese and English captions.

  • @entityrocknrolla
    @entityrocknrolla Před 3 lety +1

    When the woman started speaking, somehow, the interest to continue listening waned. But the learning is surely that although I have nothing personal against her, somehow, her pronunciation and tone of voice did have an impact on the senses and listening pleasure, albeit, in a very unfavourable distinction.

    • @destinycantwait
      @destinycantwait Před 2 lety

      Just say her accent is too strong it’s not that hard 😐

  • @benquinney2
    @benquinney2 Před 3 lety

    Classic

  • @andorieljixx8903
    @andorieljixx8903 Před 7 lety

    Holy fuck! The advert on Islam that just came in really hits the nail on the head! Brilliant! Oh and the audios good to ;)

  • @rapisode1
    @rapisode1 Před 11 lety

    keep it up

  • @muhammadameen5205
    @muhammadameen5205 Před 3 lety +1

    That's why men is protector of women

  • @smb3675
    @smb3675 Před 4 lety +1

    The master said, "think about the words being said, not the speaker".

  • @Themultimediaguy
    @Themultimediaguy Před 4 lety

    2:06:00
    If the tongue hath no fear, words are hard to make good.

  • @user-db3eh6nk7v
    @user-db3eh6nk7v Před 10 lety

    Words of Confucius is great. But Confucius was eating human flesh every day

  • @oddviews
    @oddviews Před 11 lety +1

    Yes, but remember: your ego is your worst enemy!
    Better to be wise than clever!

  • @indiansrus2
    @indiansrus2 Před 5 lety +1

    Confucius say "Knickers not the best thing in the world - but next to it!"

  • @pauleames4628
    @pauleames4628 Před 4 lety

    Beef Monster Munch are my favourites.

  • @HolidayTheLeek
    @HolidayTheLeek Před 11 lety

    I'd love to have that accent

  • @chriscrichton98
    @chriscrichton98 Před 6 měsíci

    Confucius say,"woman who fly plane upside down have nasty crack up!"

  • @Thsiscool
    @Thsiscool Před 8 lety +11

    Sounds like a Filipino accent.

  • @BrandonAgomuo
    @BrandonAgomuo Před 5 lety +2

    I’m just here so I can sound smart.

  • @demisemedia
    @demisemedia Před 10 lety

    Ohh confucious... you funny old man!! Ask so many rhetorical questions!!!

  • @recklessreels8803
    @recklessreels8803 Před 5 lety

    My only complaint is that the time codes in the description are incorrect.

  • @ronnietango1
    @ronnietango1 Před 8 lety +2

    "Confuses-us" shure was a bizzee feller thinkin up all them sayins thay put in them fortchun cookees!!
    I is mitee angree at that feller tho, cuz the last fortchun cookee sedd I had a "good suprize comin my way"...Then my Cuzzin Jasper recked my darn truck! That shure wernt "good" !!
    No wunder that Chineese feller was named "Confuses-us"!!

    • @chinkooiyew9267
      @chinkooiyew9267 Před 5 lety

      Pls don't blame a 2500 year old teacher. It's modern people who practise these fortune cookies, not him.

  • @jackslash3121
    @jackslash3121 Před 7 lety +13

    Urgh. Not only is the voice annoying and depressing, the constant libravox interruptions are beyond annoying.

  • @forevershampoo
    @forevershampoo Před 6 lety

    The master said

  • @TouchVantha
    @TouchVantha Před 9 lety +2

    If you could put any subtitle, I will very thank to you. Hopefully you could help .

  • @mardukgilgamesh1500
    @mardukgilgamesh1500 Před 4 lety +4

    Why tf isnt the man reading it? >:o

  • @proyouservicesltd3652
    @proyouservicesltd3652 Před 2 lety

    My own saying : It's mistaken to assume your enemies enemy is your friend, it is safer to assume your enemies friend is your enemy.

  • @sarah.98369
    @sarah.98369 Před 3 lety +1

    I wish to learn English 😭😭😭
    And understand your words 😭😭😭😭

  • @kartierbe6937
    @kartierbe6937 Před 2 lety +1

    Index Book04 26:42
    05 32:08
    06 -2:32:27

  • @marcelafruergaard8893
    @marcelafruergaard8893 Před 3 lety

    My God...
    I thought I was going to have a good one 🙄
    It’s like you see a picture of the food in the menu and when it arrives...... 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @99bigox
    @99bigox Před 11 lety +1

    知+日=智(zhi) knowledge on top sun below, means radiant conscious intelligence.
    丰+丰+手+心=慧 (hui) 2 harvests on top hand in middle mind below, means the harvest of deeper wisdom and ability for being aware of the unconscious or self-nature.
    今+貝=貪 (tan) today or current moment on top treasure chest standing below, means greed.
    奴+心=怒 (nu) slave on top mind below, means anger.
    知+疒=痴 (chi) knowledge inside a sickbed, so knowledge lying on sickbed is ignorance and insanity.

  • @benfurjan5666
    @benfurjan5666 Před 9 lety +6

    A dutiful son and brother is seldom fond of porking dose over him?a man unwilling to pork dose over him is never given to crime?Wha she say?

  • @300iqwizard5
    @300iqwizard5 Před 5 lety

    Confuscious said " Scooby Dooby Doo, where the fuck are you"!

  • @Hotpocketmountiandew
    @Hotpocketmountiandew Před 9 lety

    lol it's that little indian kid from Jessie!

  • @kimnorth7060
    @kimnorth7060 Před 10 lety

    there is something wrong with the world when the least among us are in the most influential positions, where being a backstabbing, manipulative scumbag is encouraged. I am a huge fan of Confucius and have read his analects but feel as though he missed out on addressing this issue

  • @joycehamilton698
    @joycehamilton698 Před 6 lety

    Enjoyed reading reading the comments more than listening to the audiobooks! 😃

  • @Themultimediaguy
    @Themultimediaguy Před 4 lety +1

    1:18:00 apx
    I have found none who love good as much as women.

  • @spiromentos
    @spiromentos Před 2 lety

    May wind of change bring bird of luck.

  • @IsabelRodriguez-nv2ue

    Book 5 #11 - "What I do not wish done to me, I likewise wish not to do to others" #14 Cultured man: "He was quick and loved learning; he was not ashamed to ask those beneath him, that is why he was called cultured" #15: On the ways of a gentleman #21...my young sons at home do not know how much pruning they still need! #25 The Master's Wishes: ...to be true to friends.... #26 I have met no one that can see his pwn faults.....

  • @lockdown4685
    @lockdown4685 Před 4 lety +1

    Confucius say
    You can all hold these fortune cookies

  • @luvelohim1181
    @luvelohim1181 Před 3 lety

    It’s sad how manny people only listened to the first few minutes

    • @marsboyo1995
      @marsboyo1995 Před 3 lety

      Yup I. Got to eight minutes, just because I'm reading comments.

  • @user-wf1hz7pq2q
    @user-wf1hz7pq2q Před 9 lety

    Confucius say:" Every wants to have sex."

  • @RICARDOSAMUDASINCLAIR
    @RICARDOSAMUDASINCLAIR Před 10 lety +1

    HAIL CONFUCIUS!

    • @ytguy066
      @ytguy066 Před 4 lety

      You’re missing the point

  • @Jeff-zx6rt
    @Jeff-zx6rt Před 7 lety +1

    besides the obvious with the audio, anyone notice the picture of a cockeyed Confucius?

  • @nasibalfarsi2977
    @nasibalfarsi2977 Před 9 lety

    Confucius is always obvious and funny the same time, hehe

  • @therealemperorpalpatine

    " Forgiveness is divine...but never pay full price for late pizza "

  • @citizenavatar
    @citizenavatar Před 7 měsíci +1

    Train announcements would have been more appropriate

  • @aaron___6014
    @aaron___6014 Před 7 lety

    librivox needs to screen there contributors

  • @jannes3290
    @jannes3290 Před rokem

    Book : 26:42